#but the bug was escorted outside and the crying blood situation immediately stopped

[poloniumicecream]

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#i want to tell u about the time i had last night but i have to preface it: my cat is fine #picture the scene: it's late. everything is chill. a stink bug appears #i hate to cause a bug death so i don't want to put this guy out in the cold. i figure we can coexist for the evening #several minutes later. the bug wants more than passive peace. the bug wants to be in my bed. i remove myself to think things over. #and then i look at my cat #a single beautiful red tear of blood is dripping down my cats snowy face from one eye #yours truly has that faints-at-the-sight-of-blood gene so imagine how that went #i asked my cat what the fuck happened and he was like 'it's a secret :)' #can stink bugs make cats cry blood? #i have taken No steps to find out #but the bug was escorted outside and the crying blood situation immediately stopped #i'm a little tired bc who could sleep after seeing that? but otherwise all is well #today my cat is the picture of health and normality and when pressured still smugly replies 'no it's secret'