#but the pummel party crew is UNHINGED

[deathordemise]

Feral boys wish they were the PP crew /j

#feral boys ARE very chaotic #but the pummel party crew is UNHINGED #they’re insane #listen #I love them so much but even quackity would be rendered speechless by Velet is fuckinh cake #mcyt #ppsat

[mellointheory]

Your writing is not ... It... it's as close as anyone has got to It before though. It reads like talking to someone who talks with a completely straight face so it feels like you should know more about them than you do, and a neurotypical would know what you should know, but you're missing a lot. (Or maybe you think you're missing a lot. Are you missing a lot?) You know that feeling? Anyway tell me about cyberpunk 5up I want more 5up fanwork

nono, it didn't seem insulting! it's very interesting but fun fact: saying dumb/random shit with a straight face is 80% of my humor and i AM in fact missing a lot like idk how you just came out here and went "your writing is like *states my personality*"

and basically cyberpunk 5up is some kind of hybrid with a level of physical deviance rarely seen. he's. he's basically an imposter i'm not gonna lie to you for all we know the man only has one bone. he's very dangerous but when he's not on jobs he's just hanging out with Hafu's crew.

i may have mentioned this before, but the pummel party crew are just a street gang. 5up is an upper class assassin who hangs around with rich people and drinks fancy wines and cooks food that no one ever sees how he is able to eat. i haven't yet written something that incorporated him into the story but if i did he would probably show up in his well crafted suit and mask wearing cool gloves and being all sophisticated until he unhinged his entire torso and bit a bitch in half.

#mello asks #ppcrew cyberpunk