#but the race is starting

[ghosts-cyphera]

okay but !! jealous Ghost listening to the reader talk about their tinder date.

"Soap, he was fucking 6 feet tall, shoulde—"

"Taller than I am?"

From the deep rumble of Ghost’s voice, you raised a brow.

"No one’s fucking taller than you are, Ghost. Anyway," you turned back to grinning Soap, "he had shoulders for goddamn days, and his fucking hands—" You let out a deep breath, your voice touched with breathless amusement. "Soap, I swear when he touched me, I—"

The feeling of something reaching for your fingers cut your sentence short, and all it took was one glance down for your breathing to cling to your throat.

Resting against the palm of your hand were five fingers, covered by a skeleton glove. So much bigger than yours.

Longer, thicker.

Belonging to your fucking Lieutenant.

“Bigger than mine, yeah?”

You raised your sight to meet the gaze of Ghost, his head ever so slightly tilted, his eyes dark with amusement.

“No.” Your voice was slightly breathless as his fingers brushed against yours. “Not bigger than yours, sir.”

With a deep chuckle and his gaze not leaving yours, Ghost took a step back. “You’ll do well to remember that, darlin’.”

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#and soap and reader just look at each other like 'wait what the fuck just happened?' #before soap starts grinning and reader slides down on their seat fucking sweating and their heart racing #simon riley x reader #simon ghost riley x reader #ghost x reader

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

lethanfield sleeping arrangements .....

#ethan winters #chris redfield #leon kennedy #lethanfield #resident evil #resident evil fanart #rebhfun #ethan sleeping with two grown men attacthed to him like koalas #the summertime must be horrible #all three of them snore #its a race against time to fall asleep first before the snoring starts and the other two cant fall asleep #ethan is suffocating #save him

[bidoofenergy]

pleas please ambrosius is the model knight, he's what all knights should aspire to be, he comes from the right family he does well in training, he's the model knight, he works within an institution because it benefits him--as long as he works in it, because the second the director thinks he's questioning things too much she kills him--are you picking up what im putting down? he keeps his true feelings buried--never show doubt, don't show conflict, keep your head down, do what you're told, aren't you so lucky to have this chance, aren't you glad you were born as you are and not like the others--are you hearing what im saying

(listen to eugene lee yang talk about this on the trypod)

#IT'S ABOUT THE MODEL MINORITY MYTH THATS WHAT IM SAYING #nimona spoilers #nimona #ambrosius goldenloin #nimona movie #listen i love queer allegory as much as the next person but can we be intersectional for a moment #in this movie about a police state you MUST consider race #the link starts at the important part but honestly i think everyone should listen to eugene talk about this movie #bidoof thinks #mixed kid tag

[mamawasatesttube]

superboy (2011) #3

do u ever think about how ridiculously cute this is. he just shows up!! kon calls and hes like. ding! here i am. hes perfect. the only thing about this i would change is that bart shouldve slammed directly into him with a huge dust cloud looney-tunes style (and when the dust cloud cleared they shouldve been hugging). you know. unstoppable force meets immovable object or whatever

#rimi talks #i DO think its tragic theyre all like ''ooo the first ever superboy v kid flash race!!!'' #as if the first thing they did when they met wasnt. immediately start racing #and also bart should be impulse you cant change my mind geoff. #BUT its so cute that they just use this race as an excuse to meander the globe and hang out. and krypto is there too #i just. i care them. cradles them both in my hands #kon #bart #konbart

[jackshiccup]

thorston & thorston

#MY SLEUTH EXTRAORDINAIRES ! #and favorite goobs ever #i love them sm……… #jackshiccup art #my art #my first ever httyd fanart since i was 13 LOL #ive been itching to draw them since starting rtte #im extremely fond of tuffs tooth gap #ruffs lil braid thingies r soooooo fun to draw #its like 3am i seriously should be sleeping oops… #ruffnut #tuffnut #ruff and tuff #thorston twins #httyd #how to train your dragon #rtte #race to the edge #ruffnut thorston #tuffnut thorston #httyd fanart #art #maybe dont look too closely its a bit .. ruff

[johntorrington]

thinking about this book i found on archive.org that’s a kid’s book from the perspective of one of the ponies on the terra nova expedition. the ponies that sucked and were sickly and got shot and eaten. those ponies. never before have i been so mad a book wasn’t available to borrow i need to read this so badly.

#‘who will survive the race to the south pole’ none of the horses i’ll tell you that #i might hunt it down on libgen just for fun #(circus music starts) #🗺️

[virginprune]

my huge feelings for farleigh begin with the fact that he was more than likely the catton family's very first charity case and pet project. he was practically served to them on a platter, wasn't he? silly little frederica catton, who couldn't hack it in a cold-blooded house in a cold world, who ran away, married poorly, and ruined her life. but it's all right in the end. sir james isn't a monster; he won't let the same thing happen to his nephew. they'll whisk him away to england and give him a better life, the best education, a beautiful home. as long as farleigh is a good boy, as long as he behaves, as long as he's quiet and doesn't remind them that he's just like his mother, a disappointing return on a massive investment. is it any wonder he resents oliver? the sad little (white) boy who's gained the acceptance he's craved his entire life... in less than a single summer.

#*felix voice* gonna make it a race thing? #farleigh start #saltburn #farleigh start you are my forever boy

[rb9]

i miss watching 20 rich guys drive around in funny shaped circles real fast u know

#season starts in how many weeks ?? #SEVEN ?! #that’s too many weeks #i want it now pls #time to watch old races i guess ?? #2012 season in its entirety ? yes pls #f1 #formula 1 #red bull racing #ferrari #mclaren #max verstappen #daniel ricciardo #charles leclerc #lando norris #oscar piastri #alex albon #sebastian vettel #lewis hamilton

[raceweek]

abu dhabi feels particularly dead this year like even if there’s no championship fight normally there’s an emotional retirement or someone has lost their seat or someone is saying goodbye to their old team bc they got a better seat or SOMETHING. this year it’s a fight for p whatever in the constructors championship and everyone is sick and no one wants to be there

#i rewatched the sessions bc i couldn’t tell if i was just in a mood but no #where are the schools out vibes #where are ANY vibes #it’s just a chore to watch #anyway. motogp championship decider starts an hour into the race tomorrow bc this is inevitably going to be a snooze fest #abu dhabi 2023

[sanyu-thewitch05]

Leona as soon as he wakes up from Malleus’s spell:

#twisted wonderland #twst wonderland #malleus draconia #leona kingscholar #twst malleus #twst leona #and before y’all start the malleus is a far he has no race arguments #it’s a joke #second: that boy is so white he looks he’s starting become naturally ashy #like his skin has gone beyond pale #there’s not a drop of melanin in his skin #twst meme #twst shitpost #honestly I can see Leona doing this #as much as Leona loves lazing around he cares about his dorm members #and malleus technically kept them hostage and is probably peeping into their dreams

[olliecoded]

im actually really surprised how polarizing and controversial saltburn has been?? because it seems like the reason a lot of people really hate it is that it's a shallow, pretentious analysis of class and wealth and like. i agree. but i also don't think that the POINT of saltburn was class or social mobility or anything. i think the point of saltburn was an unflinchingly sincere portrayal of obsessive all-consuming desire and, rather than analyzing the movie through a strict lens of class relations or "eat the rich" aspirations, we should be analyzing it through a lens of toxic devotion (especially when it's queer). like saltburn is about the relationships it presents. i'm a little shocked that everyone thinks the main takeaway was what it said about class

#like not that there AREN'T things to be said about class and race and such in saltburn it just #isn't what the film is about primarily??? #saltburn #oliver quick #felix catton #cattonquick #quickstart #farleigh start #idk what the kids r tagging these days. r those even the right ship names. who knows #this is also why i get so upset when people miss the point of the grave or bath scene or whatever like. that is the film. that IS tje film.

[ffc1cb]

happy to announce i’ve finally lost it and spent a considerable amount of time making a dragon age inquisition mod that lets your inquisitor use they/them pronouns. if there’s anyone out there besides me who wants to use it, here it is on nexus.

detailed description and personal commentary under the cut

update: as of 3.05 (may 3rd), the mod has been uploaded to nexus. see download link above for any future updates.

this is a mod for frosty mod manager 1.0.6.1. you MUST install the bioware localization plugin for it to work, otherwise the game won’t start. on fmm 1.0.6.2, the plugin is already built in, so you don’t need to worry;

this mod is a simple overhaul of the game’s base text; no changes were made to the actual voice lines. this mod also does not affect default romance flags (just like in vanilla game, you can only romance sera with a "female" inquisitor (or dorian with "male"), but the mod should, hypothetically, be compatible with other mods that edit romance flags);

you can install it at any point of the game. starting a new playthrough is not necessary;

works for all races and with all available dlcs;

along with the pronouns change, this mod changes all gendered words used to refer to the inquisitor to be gender neutral, i.e man / woman have been replaced with person or contextual variants. my lord / my lady and other similar titles have been replaced with messere (on the basis of this reddit thread);

some of the dialogue could've been mistakenly changed, since context was not always easy to parse. if you try this mod out, i’d greatly appreciate any help with pointing out my mistakes (blackwall’s romance in particular has given me the most trouble); additionally, i might have missed some lines in the codexes, since i skimmed through them very briefly.

i’ve no previous modding experience, so i went with the easiest option and, like i mentioned above, brute forced it and made a complete overhaul of the base game text as opposed to a pickable option i’d like it to be. ideally i’d love for this mod to be bundled together with this other one that switches pc pronouns (which was a partial inspiration for this mod). if anyone here has any knowledge on whether this is something that could be done, please hmu.

also, since in order to make this mod i had to read through the entire game text (it was torturous. not gonna lie) i collected some of my personal favorite bits and pieces along the way. if anyone’s curious, you can look at them here. there’s surprisingly many developers’ notes in there.

ps: this mod is free to use for all so this is not at all necessary, but if anyone is feeling generous, i have a tip jar.

#oh boy. let's see #dragon age #dragon age mod #dragon age inquisition #dai mods #NO idea how to tag this. help #i was initially planning to just use screenshots of codexes on inquisitors of every race (since this mod works for all of them) #but decided to take some of parsley instead because they are after all the motherfucker that started it all. my deed is done. i am at peace #i dedicate this mod to my friend srid whos been providing me with emotional support while i worked on this. he kept me sane #i also dedicate this mod to that one person from a random tapatalk thread from 2015 that i found while searching whether someone's done #something like this before. they're the reason the idea for this mod planted itself inception style in my brain back in 2020 #anyway. enjoy. please

[sumarak]

#honestly gandalf will se ANYONE #the fact that he has 11 names given to him by different people and races #and all of them are some variation of -guy who comes to start shit- #lord of the rings #gandalf #lotr #the hobbit #bilbo baggins #fellowship of the ring #frodo baggins

[mxgicdave]

The season finally kicks off this weekend! 🇧🇭🏆 So looking forward to it!

#bahrain gp 2024 #bahrain gp #max verstappen #red bull racing #F1 #f1 24/25 posters #< starting a tag officially lol #dave draws

[claypigeonpottery]

I actually got it all recorded. here’s a commission, a fox take on the bunny jar

the carving took about 2.5 hours, the building took about the same. the jar is 11” tall

#it’s funny because when I first started designing the bunny jar #my spouse suggested foxes instead #it was a tight race #reserved #pottery #ceramics #ceramic #sgraffito #carving #hand built pottery #slab built pottery #fox art #foxes #death #animal death #plum blossoms #plum tree #skeleton #fox skeleton #memento mori #memento vivere #romantic #gothic #dark #spirits #afterlife #video #time lapse #timelapse video #art video

[overtake]

“a sexual awakening so intense it registered on the richter scale” is the single best and most accurate description I have ever heard.

pov: you're 16 years old and doing the final test for your super license ahead of joining f1 as the youngest ever driver. you expect the doubt and hate, and you know you can prove on track why you deserve to be there once you actually get in a car, but until then, you just have to be the subject of everyone's headlines and criticism for a factor you can't control.

then this guy comes along.

race winner who got himself to a top team and is beating his world champion teammate, a cool older handsome charismatic guy with a giant smile and big brown eyes, beloved and kind while still being fiercely talented, competitive, and hungry? the guy who you met in 2011 and who gave you the time of day before you were old enough to sniff at the f1 grid. he's not even going to be your actual teammate (yet), but he still takes the time to tell you he's looking forward to seeing you on the grid when so much of what you've heard is nonstop criticism.

he tells you good luck for your super license with a big grin meant just for you

and this is how it makes you feel.

this is live footage of daniel ricciardo becoming a permanent fixture in max's spank bank. it's one of those foundational crushes you have at a young age that sticks with you for life and unconsciously affects "your type" forever and never truly goes away.

also, i just think everyone should hear the way max very softly says "he's a really nice guy, yeah" with so much affection packed into every word.

how are you not to psychosexually imprint on him? one look at that video and max was ready to risk it all. he's been metaphorically tucking his hair, kicking his feet, and giggling since day one. he found a guy who he could race hard, who would challenge him on track, but who would still make the miserable pr days better for them, who was always laughing at max's jokes every time he did his little glance over to ensure it landed. max is so fiercely loyal to his people, and daniel has clearly earned that trust.

tldr: max verstappen is number one dirlie and if he were on f1blr, he would be writing long posts with onboards, data, and that ☝️🤓 attitude of his explaining in detail why everyone is wrong about daniel, and i hope it haunts all the max fans who get their rocks off to calling daniel a washed asshole loser that max's porn folder is daniel late braking compilations.

#ask #this got long. sorry. i also took a 5 minute crying break over old videos of daniel. #my exams start in a week and this is what i'm doing #anyway #OBVIOUSLY i don't think you have to like daniel ricciardo in order to love max. #but it's perplexing to me that people can look at someone who makes max so visibly happy #and dedicate their entire life to obsessively hate-posting about him. #move on! ignore him! #i couldn't tell you anything about a driver i hate's race besides the basic race coverage #because i don't dig into every facet of it to feed an pathological hatred. #i definitely couldn't tell you things about their personal life/anything what they've been up to/recent quotes/etc #because i just see them and scroll. wish others had that ability. #maxiel