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#but their hearts in the right place
Can we get one where pepa and Felix give Camilo THE TALK after that book when Camilo walked in they explain what he saw??
I kinda did that one at an age where Camilo was old enough to know what he was seeing. But, we fucking love making him suffer, so he's gonna get the talk today fuckers-
(Also they're referring to this post;
"Pepa I think it's just going to make this worse-"
"Félix Madrigal you knock on that door or I will tornado."
Camilo could hear his parents bicker just outside his door. He was just trying to sleep, and totally forget about the fact that cake was now ruined for the rest of his life. They continued to bicker, and he hoped that they'd just leave him alone if he stayed quiet enough. He wasn't so lucky, for he heard a knock on his door. He sighed, and sat up from his bed, rubbing his eyes.
"If you guys want to come in, can you make it quick? I need beauty sleep. I can shapeshift, but that doesn't mean I'm not gonna keep up my routine."
He clapped his hands to get the lights on, just in time for his parents to walk in. His dad didn't want to be here, and Camilo didn't want him here. They were both here because Pepa's words was essentially law on their side of the family. Camilo scooted over to let his parents sit on his bed. Pepa took a deep breath, fiddling with her braid.
"Mijo, we uhm...wanted to explain what you saw earlier."
"The 'wrestling', yeah."
"Well it WASN'T wrestling. You're un adulto joven. So we should explain what DID happen."
Oh no. Oh no. They were going to give him the talk. This was NOT happening. He groaned into his hand, tempted to get Luisa in here to end it for him.
"Mami, I KNOW what was happening, I'm fifteen. I know all about this stuff."
"...what do you mean you 'know this stuff'?"
He saw his dad right behind her, giving a clear signal that she was upset. As if the roaring thunder wasn't enough. Camilo didn't like to hide things from his mom, in fact they all made it a point NOT to. But if she found out he knew about sex, she'd kill...well, everyone in the Encanto probably. So, he bit the bullet.
"As in I know about cuddling and junk. That IS what you guys were doing, right?"
Her clouds disappeared, and she sighed in relief.
"No, mijo. We weren't cuddling. We were...Félix, ayúdame!"
From his mom he could probably take the talk, because he loved her so much. But with his dad...well, it was obvious it was weirder.
"So...when a mami and papi love each other VERY much, they...show it. By having sex."
"Great I feel totally educated can you guys g-"
Pepa wouldn't let him go, not that easily.
"No no no. You have to know this stuff. One day you'll have a family. I don't want you to end up single like Bruno, you're too pretty for that. Come on Félix."
Félix REALLY didn't want to, but clearly Pepa wasn't taking no for an answer.
"So sex is...where a man puts his..."
He looked towards Pepa, trying to figure out if he should be blunt (his preferred method) or sort of lightened up (like how she'd prefer). Félix decided to go his way, since he had the floor.
"He puts his penis in her vagina. And that's what I was doing. We didn't mean for you to catch us, but it did, we can only move on from there."
Okay, not TOO bad, he guessed. Lacked class, but what was he expecting, a fucking musical number?
"Okay great, are we d-"
"BUT, since one day you'll probably have sex, we should explain how to stay safe. Like uhm, condoms. Félix?"
Félix reached into his shirt, and pulled out a condom. Was it absolutely weird, seeing condoms your dad used? Absolutely. At this point, he was just praying this was a nightmare.
"Yep. Okay. See it. Acknowledged."
"Félix show him how to put it on."
Félix REALLY didn't want to do that, he could tell.
"Pepa I don't think I have to-"
"Oh yes, because our son just MAGICALLY knows how to put them on!"
Félix looked ready to argue with his wife, before he looked to Camilo.
"Wait, wait. You. Don't know how to actually put these on, do you?"
Oh no, he was taking it seriously now. Pepa scoffed, ruffling her hand through Camilo's locks.
"OBVIOUSLY, idiota!"
"Pa please-"
"No no no, my dad taught me when I was thirteen, I'm AMAZED I haven't taught you. Okay so, here's how you do it."
He wanted to leave, but at this point, Pepa had held onto Camilo as a means of comforting him. He couldn't escape. He watched in horror as Félix took it out of the package, and started to roll it over his hand. And yes, it was as HORRIFYING as it sounded.
"Now, since you're not...uhm...circumcised, you're going to have to roll it back so it fits properly for you, mijo."
He buried his face in his hands, trying not to scream- how LONG was this going to TAKE?
"Okay yeah got it, we can stop no-"
"Here, I have an extra one, practice on your arm."
"WHY DO YOU HAVE MORE THAN ONE?!"
Félix scoffed.
"You need a new one everytime you have sex, and have you SEEN your mami?"
"FÉLIX."
"W-HE ASKED!"
He thought he was going to be saved when his door opened. Maybe Dolores found pity on him, maybe Luisa could be his savior even. But no. It was Isabela.
"Hey uh, am I interrupting something?"
Félix's hand in a condom definitely looked weird, but Pepa shook her head.
"We were giving Camilo 'the talk'. Did you need something from him?"
He knew that smile on her face. The adults knew it as 'innocent and sweet'. Everyone else knew it as her plotting some shit. She walked in, holding a small box in her hands.
"I heard Camilo was having a rough time, so I thought I brought him something. Here, primo."
She set it on his bed, and he opened it. A big, thick slice of chocolate cake. Pepa and Fèlix 'awwwed', clearly not understanding the pure 'fuck you' energy Isa just brought into the room.
"Oh, our angel! Gracias Isa, you're so sweet! Camilo, say thank you."
Camilo just sat there, staring at the fucking thing. He was having fucking flashbacks, only being snapped out of it when Félix leaned over to smack his cheek a bit.
"Oye, pay attention. Say thank you."
Isabela sat there, smug as smug could get. He took an inhale, and faked a smile.
"Thank you. Isa."
"No problem. Continue, I'd hate to interrupt."
Félix and Pepa kissed her forehead before she left, before returning to Camilo.
"Now, let's circle back- we're going to have to figure out what size you are..."
Camilo wasn't listening anymore. He just stared at this piece of fucking cake. And tried not to associate it with his dad's.
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fortist166 · 25 days
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Hope this gets canon cz damn they look too fine to not dance together!
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carnivalcarrion · 4 months
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THHAT STICKER THING IS SO ADORABLE AIUUUGHH'
ough yeah i made myself Emotional.. just a bit...
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corallapis · 6 months
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MASTER: Do you remember the name experiment, Doctor? The names. DOCTOR: Ah... ELANORA: What names? MASTER: Our names! DOCTOR: It was just a practical joke. MASTER: Can we create a perfect tactical pinpoint alteration of the timelines? Wipe both our birthnames clean. Replace them. You, the Doctor. Me, the Master. DOCTOR: We went too far. MASTER: So that no one would remember our true names but us. And we succeeded. A half-dismantled TARDIS, a link to the Matrix, time rewritten yesterday, today, and tomorrow.
— Blood of the Time Lords
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utopianoverlord · 4 months
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chiptrillino · 23 days
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stumbled upon your 2023 recap again and may i ask what happened to zuko in that first drawing?? who beat the shit out of him😭
so uh... how familiar are you with @ssreeder Leaving it all behind series. because 'if not at all' its a bit of a spoiler. but hey its kind of a standard that the Earth Kingdom is likley not the biggest fan of Fire Nation royality ... so uh... EK army and Long Feng did that? don't worry jee got him! (and jet got hit worse)
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hitmeupaep · 4 months
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honestly so funny that when prompted to do a supernatural podcast jensen doesn’t start at the beginning of the show with his “brother” instead he decided to start FOUR SEASONS in with his wife and her boyfriend
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jakkenpoy · 9 months
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gunstellations · 2 months
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gentle mornings
#alternatively titled - when your papas have the audacity to cuddle without you#kazurei#buddy daddies#i like to think they didnt really do cuddles much except when rei has a rough night and kazukis warmth and safety is the only thing that#can let him get rid of the anxiety and nightmares#he wouldnt ask for it#it would be kazuki dragging him to bed at first#rei reluctantly but in his weakened will the times hes slept together with miri and kazuki has been the times hes somehow always#managed to go out like a light as soon as his head hits the pillow#even he himself doesnt understand and he doesnt attempt to and he doesnt realise#that its safety and warmth and protection and peace#and thats the only reason he would let himself be dragged to bed#but#eventually when you have had the taste of something so good in the place of chilling nightmares and restless darkness that feels no less#safer than the light#your heart becomes indulgent#and rei will gently and wordlessly ask for an invite to the warmth again#its fulfilling and blissful when the three of them are together#but with just kazukis body enveloping him against the night its a different kind of comfort. even in his sleep he would clutch onto it#thats a tangent right there huh.....anyway. miri would be absolutely betrayed in the morning when she finds them snuggled up#she gets her cuddle time with her papas too then#one big pile of a warm and happy family#yes this is pre relationship yes they would do that yes it is possible#if you got this far thanks i guess jajdjfjs ill hopefully colour this soon but i dont know really so im putting it up here#my art
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mccoalminer · 2 years
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Alison Bechdel
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lilybug-02 · 4 months
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you guys have your oc's or just random characters living in your head rent free? I imagine they have a little lounge.
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guardian-angle22 · 1 year
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Rahul Kohli + meeting Hayden Christensen
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tofuingho · 11 months
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I like to think that the reason Jack and Maddie never noticed Danny's ghostlyness is because one (or both) of them are related to a rogue with visible mutations.
Obviously, you've got people like Poison Ivy, Two Face, and Killer Croc, but there's also The Penguin, Joker, and Bane. Seriously, how f-ed looking was Danny Devito's Penguin? Bane weirdly makes a lot of sense since Jack is also built like a firetruck. But, you could pull from any heroes Rouges Gallery.
Anyway.
So eventually, Danny starts to have ghostly features in his human form. Glowing eyes, razor sharp teeth, or an odd skin color. Of course he'd freak out and try to hide it from his parents, but eventually they notice anyway and sit him down to have the "talk". Just not the one he's been expecting.
This ends with Danny having an existential crisis. Is he a halfa or is he a meta?
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slime-gender-selkie · 4 months
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okay but "male presenting time lord" why did they make me watch lesbian icon david tennant experience a microaggression
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gatorgrumbles · 20 days
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Took a while but here’s Pickles for Toriyama.
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smash-chu · 2 months
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Long distance loneliness
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