#but they’re the best court

[thepriceofsurvival]

Sketch of the boys while we wait for TSC to come out and break our hearts

#they’re gonna be the best sunshine grumpy couple ever #also I feel like we’re getting somewhere with my style #all for the game #jean moreau #aftg #the sunshine court #the foxhole court #fanart #jeremy knox #Jerejean

[nstamylve]

i don’t think y’all understand how important the valkyries are to me

#they’re perfect #the best girls #stfu i love them sm i’ll throw up #nesta archeron #gywn #emerie #the valkyries #a court of silver flames #acosf #acotar #mine.txt

[sanyu-thewitch05]

Malleus Headcanon:

Ok so TIL this:

And even sometimes try to mate with their female owners during their periods.

Now I can’t get the image of Malleus just smelling whatever pheromones a F! Yuu would give off and becoming a frothing at the mouth, aggressive, horny Hornton mess.

Like-

Yuu🐈‍⬛: What’s up? Sorry I was late to class, my period-

Malleus🐉:

Yuu🐈‍⬛: What the hell dude?

#twisted wonderland #twst wonderland #malleus draconia #twst yuu #twst headcanons #malleus draconia headcanons #twst meme #now we see why Malleus has all these babies #like just imagine him imposing dominance upon other people because they’re close to you #I also feel like during your period would be the best time to lean into gift giving side of dragon courting behavior #he might give you a nice pair of Diamond earrings

[crystalmethsthings]

do you guys have any recs where andrew just has the biggest crush on neil and neil is oblivious as ever (but also has a crush on andrew)

#similar to the fic Quicksand #this trope is TOO good #it’s even better when they’re (best) friends #i love friends to lovers w them #aftg #all for the game #the foxhole court #andrew minyard #tfc #neil josten #aftg hc #aftg headcanon #the raven king #andreil #andreil fic

[keith-kogane-my-beloved]

How’s it goin in aftg town sir

i CANNOT stop thinking about these books like they’re consuming my every waking hour i think i have like 20 pages of random aftg fanart drawn in my sketchbook and it’s been like 2?? 3?? days since i finished the kings men and i just like binged all the extra content (and i’m just going to ignore that most of it exists)  like ohmygod

#i have like an exam uhh?? tomorrow?? and the only thing i can think about are these stupid books #like they’re just overriding my entire brain rn #i so want to reread them like right now but i don’t have the time god damnit #i think reading them was simultaneously the best and worst decision i’ve ever made #i have like 20 pages of aftg fanart in my sketchbook rn and like half of it is fucking andrew minyard #in other words i think i’m going insane #all for the game #aftg #the foxhole court #the raven king #the kings men

[halfyearsqueen]

WHICH VERY SPECIFIC CHARACTER ARCHETYPE ARE YOU ?

the Matryoshka Doll. Someone with layers, and a painted surface hiding deep intricacy below. A person who changes completely in a blink of an eye, a person with contradictions but something cohesive holding everything together.

tagged by: @greydeath

tagging : @daekarys , @dreamtfyres , @sentys , @stormbcrn , @lcerys

#dash games // #calling her out for the perfectionism 😭 #she’s been dealing with the ins and outs of court for twenty four years by the time she takes the throne like she KNOWS 😭 #she puts mountains of pressure on herself but literally no else #like all she asks of her kids is to try their best to be worthy of their positions and their titles and like ? If they make mistakes ; #they’re children #they’ll learn #but she also has to combat the fact every little display of emotion could lead to a new demeaning rumor

[are-we-really-doing-this]

Father tagz what is your favorite album cover?

These ones, anon. ^^^

In order from top to bottom, left to right they are:

• Soulfly - Primitive

• Rage Against the Machine - Renegades

• System of a Down - Steal this Album

• Twiztid - Electric Lettuce

• Korn - See You on the Other Side

• Limp Bizkit - Significant Other

• Tool - Ænima

• Crazy Town - The Gift of the Game

• Jamiroquai - Synkronized

• Insane Clown Posse - The Mighty Death Pop! Box Set

#I don’t feel like choosing so here are my top 10 #these are simply based on album art #I would’ve put In The Court of the Crimson King but I had to make room for Jamiroquai #I fucking love Jamiroquai you know that? #bonus shoutout to Introduction to Mayhem by Primer 55 #and …One Union Underground by The Union Underground because of that interview I posted where the bassist bullshits about the photo shoot #it’s hilarious #also yes one of my dreams is to get double teamed by the SO guy and the TGOTG chick #end goal right there #also these aren’t ranked they’re just sorted how I think they look best #soulfly #rage against the machine #system of a down #twiztid #korn #limp bizkit #tool #crazy town #jamiroquai #insane clown posse

[the-meme-monarch]

i headcanon the scc as autistic so the idea of sweet having trouble controlling their volume and k_k being bothered/distressed from the yelling is such an Autistic Siblings Moment™

(from this post, for future ref) YEAYEAH your honor they’re all autistic and also siblings

#they piss eachother off so much and they are best friends #what’s that post abt like autistic people either mesh perfectly or they annoy the hell out of eachother #then coupled w the sibling experience of perpetual cain instinct and ride or die #the monarch’s court #your honor i will continue to talk about them like they’re canon siblings bc other people talk abt them like they’re canon dating #and well i can be petty and also more correct #scc #this is not shipping i hope that is clear

[bookishlilcorner]

I just think Nessian 😌

#in my nessian mood #they’re the best #fiercest couple who love to cuddle #nessian #nesta archeron #cassian #cassian acotar #nesta x cassian #cassian x nesta #acotar #acosf #a court of thorns and roses #a court of silver flames #my posts

[jerichogender]

Someone had to mention it, but yeah, the entire Court of Owls storyline is antisemitic. Like, Bruce being judged by the Court draws straight from a Passion play, complete with a little girl ordering to "make him hurt". (In this reading Batman and Jesus are "one of the good ones".) In Dark Nights: Metal, also by Snyder, the Court is also known as the Judas tribe. Most recently they used mind control, a spell often attributed to Jews by antisemites, on Dick.

It’s been a while since I read the original Court of Owls storyline from the New 52 & I never read Dark Knights: Death Metal, so I’m not familiar with some of the plot points your referencing. That being said, if everything you mentioned squares with what happens in those books, then it definitely sounds like Scott Snyder has a pattern of writing antisemitic tropes into his comic book storylines, unconsciously or not

#i’m not going to tag the specific storylines here because i don’t remember them well enough to verify #also i’m not sure what storyline anon is referring to with the mind control part at the end #i would just like to point out that dick is roma & not jewish but maybe i’m missing context here for what you meant #also i’m not jewish so i’m far from the best person on this site to have a discussion with about antisemitism in comics #there are plenty of jewish comic fans on here that speak up about things like this #and have the cultural background & experiences to give good analysis & explain how these kind of tropes connect to real-life antisemitism #i didn’t want to leave this anon unanswered because i think this is an important area for comic book criticism #and i don’t think it gets anywhere near the level of discussion it deserves in comics fandom #anyway just don’t talk me as an authority on this please defer to jewish comic fans comfortable talking about these issues etc. #and for context to anyone else seeing this since i answered this a little late this is about the new gotham knights game #where they’re making jacob kane a jewish character be the leader of the court of owls #a secret organization that controls gotham from the shadows & is part of a larger international organization that controls the whole world #which relates to antisemitic conspiracy theories about jewish people controlling the media the banks and the world at large #*don’t take me as an authority #answered #antisemitism

[thedeadthree]

étiennette at the winter palace…….. thriving on court intrigue, politics, gossip, the game… how she would thrive……..

#hawke doesn’t attend the winter palace ball canonically but by GOD am i going to hc that étiennette attends and brings sebastian along :) #someone needs to hold her back when she’s half tempted to drain someone dry for a spell bc they said ill of mages/elves! #and étiennette’s twin sis isabeau! and isa’s man fenris! it was a family occasion for sure! #i just saw this stunning gifset of the winter palace and i was like…….. étiennette would THRIVE u know? #that whole environment is the type of thing she lives for! thrives on! #my court darling she! and her and morrigan interacting! the power! instant best friends! #she’s already best friends with lhysa! they’re both m*rderous and love manipulating the powerful! it’s great! #adding one more? of course! #étiennette felt for alphonsa when she met her while her and alistair visited….. #losing your family is never easy…. but also resentful that alfie has power.. queen of a powerful nation #and she feels melancholic about the sacrifices she made to get there? #like alfie had to do some manipulation to ensure her seat on the throne but the costs plague her? #étiennette isnt like that! sacrifices are a necessary evil for her so she differs from alfie in that way! #the ideological differences between a ​type eight and a type two u know? #isabeu for sure had more in common with alfie than her sister étiennette but étiennette still adored meeting + befriending fereldens queen! #oc: étiennette hawke #oc: isabeau hawke #leg.txt #leg.ocs #leg plays dragon age 2 #leg plays dragon age inquisition

[fell-court]

also on the note of Clio I have been standing in front of the grand company officers as her for like half an hour straight. Which one do I put her in. I really cannot decide

The Maelstrom would definitely fit the fact she started her adventure in Limsa Lominsa

The Order of the Twin Adder could fit the fact she has ties to Gridania via her mum

The Immortal Flames would give her a tie to each city-state as well as it being neat for her to know Raubahn better because he’s Ala Mhigan and so is her dad

All of them make good amounts of sense and so I don’t know which one to select .w.

#a voidsent voice 🜸 #clio (fell‑court) 🜸 #I will admit that I am marginally biased towards the immortal flames for the sole reason that I know them best #as in because they’re the one I picked while playing as Lorenza for the sole reason that I started in ul’dah #but then maybe picking one of the other two would be better for that reason

[sivavakkiyar]

A young Buddha story I always liked (you might have heard it). When the Buddha was a young prince he was sitting in the garden one day when suddenly out of the sky a swan came crashing down, blood spurting everywhere, an arrow firmly lodged in it’s neck. It flailed on the ground piteously. The Buddha had not yet Awakened, so he ran over and panicked, started calling to his servants to come help him.

From around the corner comes his infamous cousin Devadatta with a big smile on his face. He says ‘don’t take it away! That’s the best shot I’ve made yet. That’s my spoils’. The Buddha is horrified, Devadatta is proud. ‘The bird needs help’, the young Buddha said. ‘The bird is my trophy,’ says Devadatta. The advisors aren’t really sure what to do, and the two boys can’t agree. So they go to the court room where the king and the ministers are gathered, and the court decides to hear the case between the two boys as a kind of break.

Devadatta makes his argument clear: ‘I shot the bird. By doing so, I claimed it. This is how everything works, every stone in this palace and each place of land one owns.’

The Buddha, young and bashful, says ‘Everyone agrees that things that hate each other belong apart, and that those who love each other belong together. Devadatta showed violence to the bird, who will not leave my lap, so you have to understand it as hate; I cared for the bird, who will not leave my lap, so it is clearly love. Hence the bird is under my care.’

The council weighs the arguments after the boys have spoken, admiring Devadatta’s maturity and a little embarassed by the Buddha’s emotional plea. Just as they’re about to make their judgement in favor of Devadatta, the king gives a small cough, and the courtiers remember themself: The Buddha is in the right, the bird belongs to him. Devadatta is outraged, screams injustice, storms out of the room.

Telling this story later in life, the Buddha says ‘Do you know? Devadatta had the better argument, of course. I only won because I was the king’s son—-pure privilege. In a sense, it wasn’t right. But I did care for that bird, and a week later it flew away squawking and happy.’

#long post #storytime

[crystalmethsthings]

I do think that Allison had a whole phase where she dyed her hair new colors almost every month (if not more frequently). Part of the reason why was to spite her parents because they wanted her to have a picture perfect image so she dyed it pink, purple, blue, any outrageous color. After that, it just became her way of expressing herself. When her hair was brown, or a reddish color, it was her way of distancing herself from her parents because her mother was blonde and her dad had black hair. That way she had even less in common with them. Eventually, Neil decides he wants to dye his hair a random color just for the hell of it because he’s never had the opportunity and he goes to Allison and Renee for help. Allison offers options of short term hair-dye and Renee tells him which ones will damage his hair the least. They both dye their hair in support so he doesn’t feel so weird about it. (Allison and Neil dye their hair together several more times over the years)

#argue with the wall #I believe in Allison and Neil’s friendship #they’re best friends #Allison is Neil’s best female friend #Matt is his best guy friend #Matt’s like Neil’s overprotective mother (along with Nicky but Nicky is also like a big brother) #Allison is like the rebellious older sister he never had #aftg #all for the game #the foxhole court #neil josten #tfc #aftg hc #aftg headcanon #the raven king #aftg incorrect quotes #tkm #trk #aftg trilogy #the king's men #incorrect aftg #nicky hemmick #matt boyd #allison reynolds #Allison & Neil #Allison and Neil friendship

[starboyshoyo]

Courting, Pining, or Flirting? 

Characters: All NRC students x reader (seperately)

Fandom: Twisted Wonderland 

Genre: fluff

Do the NRC boys court you, pine for you, or flirt with you? 

HEARTSLABYUL

Riddle Rosehearts will do his best in courting you. Raised to be strict and formal, he has virtually no idea of what love is, or how to express it. The best he got was the fairytales of princesses and knights in his childhood. So he’ll follow their lead to the best of his ability. Riddle will give you his blazer jacket, and take your arm in his when navigating crowded hallways- he’ll even bow to you when saying goodnight, placing a tender kiss on your hand. Riddle might need a bit of a confidence boost before he performs a moonlight soliloquy under your balcony, though. 

Ace Trappola, unsurprisingly, enjoys flirting with you. What can he say, he’s a fun-loving guy! That extends to all parts of his life, including you. When the two of you are watching movies on his laptop in Ramshackle Dorm, he’ll tug the blanket away, forcing you to cuddle up to him for warmth. One day in class, a crumpled paper ball will hit you on the shoulder, reading: DO YOU LIKE ME? YES/NO ;) It’s childish, but somehow endearing.

Deuce Spade, ever the gentleman, will try (keyword: try) his best in courting you. His mom didn’t raise a brat! Listening to her advice, he’ll buy you flowers, ask you out on the weekends, and drape his jacket over your shoulders when you get cold. It’s a lot less smooth than it sounds, though. He’ll be a blushing, stuttering mess the entire time and accidentally spill his plans to you before he can execute them. Then he’ll apologize and spill even more of his plans- and alas, the cycle continues. 

Trey Clover is surprisingly good at flirting! Trey is confident in his ability to charm people. Even the most uptight of Prefects tend to relax a little around him. Of course, the delicious handmade pastries he often brings along with him are just a bonus. They’re an easy way to strike up a conversation with you, getting you to spill more and more about yourself to him. He’s comfortable to talk to, isn’t he? Oh, is that baked good your favorite? Expect a box of them to show up on your desk within the next week, along with a coy little note: Sweets for the sweet. 

Cater Diamond, on the surface, is definitely into flirting. He chases anything and everything within a fifty-meter radius of himself, and giving his posts on Magicam so much as a comment will result in a Hey cutie ;) popping up in your DM notifications at 1 AM. But with a person that Cater truly loves, face to face, he won’t do anything more than stay by your side as a supportive friend, pining from afar. He’s afraid of messing this up. Do you even see him that way? Please say you do. 

SAVANACLAW

Leona Kingscholar does all three, in the order of pining, courting, and flirting. Hear me out: Leona pines, but not in a hopeless way. Instead, he just figures that he doesn’t have the time or emotional investment for a relationship. But once the feelings began to grow, Leona gets desperate. He doesn’t want opportunities to slip through his fingers without doing anything. So he’ll begin subtly hanging out with you more, until it reaches the courting stage. At that point, he becomes visibly softer and less harsh around you. He’ll only really be comfortable flirting and being playful with you once you’re in an established relationship, not before. 

Ruggie Bucchi is into casual flirting- Well, he’s into it until he realizes he’s fallen so hard that he can’t climb back out. It’s all fun and games to him at first. Oh, you want to pet his ears? Maybe trading that cookie of yours from the lunch buffet would be suitable collateral. You think he looks good in the PE uniform? There’s more where that came from. Want him to accompany you on a late-night errand? Of course! He loves spending time with you- Wait, when did that happen? 

Jack Howl follows his sharp instincts on everything, and every sign is pointing at him courting you like a true gentleman. He knows he’s a little rough around the edges, but he’s got no problem cleaning his act up for you. Putting on a suit and tie and using a bit of gel in his hair and around his ears is a small price to pay for your affection. He’s not particularly shy about showing you he has feelings for you, but outright telling you might take a bit more time and effort.

OCTAVINELLE

Azul Ashengrotto is painfully, unequivocally deep in pining for you. There’s just no way around it is there? Oh, what he wouldn’t give to crawl into his tako pot and hide when you’re around. You’re on his mind every second of every day, and he lays in bed every night wondering if you see him the same way. Is he handsome to you? Is he smart? He wants to hold you so bad but he won’t do it until you tell him yes, I like you too, first.

Jade Leech, ever the calm, collected one, excels at smooth flirting. He just knows you like him as much as he likes you, and he’s not afraid to point it out. It’s not like you’re subtle about it either- with the way you sit in a corner booth of Mostro Lounge for hours, just to be able to talk with him after-hours over leftover pastries and tea. You wouldn’t mind if he did this with you more often, would you? 

Floyd Leech has his unique way of flirting, just like everything else in his life. You’re just so exciting, Shrimpy! Won’t you tell him a little more about your day? Even just the little things, like how many pages of notes you took in History of Magic class or an answer to a test question or two- he’s kidding, he’s kidding! All jokes aside, Floyd truly does enjoy your company and the ways you spice up his life. 

SCARABIA

Kalim Al-Asim does none of the three, surprisingly. He’s so bright it might not even occur to you that he’s interested until you’re already three layers deep. He’s always been a friendly person, so when he begins inviting you to hang out all the time, you wouldn’t give it a second thought. It’s only when you notice him trying to do things for you rather than just with you do you realize his feelings might run a little deeper than just friendship. He tries to be chivalrous, but it usually just comes off as him playing at being your prince charming. The closest you could get to describing what Kalim does is playful, friendly courting- albeit a very unconventional form of it. 

Jamil Viper is used to never getting what he wants. Somewhere along the line he stopped trying. So when you step into his life, shining but not blinding like Kalim, he hesitates. Is he ready to take such a risk? All he knows for sure is that he wants you in his life… someday. So quietly, in between classes and in the hallways, he’ll be pining for you from afar- hoping you’ll make the first move, so that he won’t have to worry about Kalim whisking you away.

POMEFIORE

Vil Schoenheit thinks he has never met someone so beautiful before. You might even be half as beautiful as he is! It’s a huge compliment coming from someone like him. You’re also half as smart, almost as strong, and maybe he’d consider taking you out for lunch- but don’t get it twisted! He’s doing this out of the goodness of his heart. (He likes you. He really likes you. Please date him.) It’s not very good flirting, but he’s trying his best.

Rook Hunt is flamboyant and genuine in everything he does, which includes flirting with you, his longtime crush. You have the most beautiful smile he’s ever seen! Would you mind if he admired it for a while? He’ll brag about you to everyone around him, much to the irritation of Vil, who finds it offensive that his biggest supporter has ‘betrayed’ him for another. Rook doesn’t care, though. If you so pleased, he’d be more than happy to walk you to your next class. Anything to bask in your unmatched beauty just a few seconds longer. 

Epel Felmier is good at flirting, and he’s confident about it too! A rough and tumble farm boy like him needs a cute thing on his arm to show off, doesn’t he? Don’t laugh at him- he’s trying to impress you. He’ll do anything he can to prove to you that he’s a strong, capable person and your perfect match. Let him carry your books, and serve you in the cafeteria buffet line. When you share a snack together, he’ll lean just a bit too close, letting his cheek brush against yours before pulling away. Come on, look him in the eyes! Or are you too shy~

IGNIHYDE

Idia Shroud has never met you in real life. You’ve never seen his face, but he’s seen yours through the camera of his tablet at housewarden meetings. Maybe it’s the pent up stress speaking, but wow, you’re way out of his league. Best to make casual conversation and repress his pining over a game of online chess, lest he screw it all up in real life. 

DIASOMNIA

Malleus Draconia is a lonely soul who knows little more than a life of isolation. When you walk into his life, unafraid of the twisted black crown that sits on his head or the ominous aura that seems to surround him, he has to wonder if after all these years he’s finally found his soulmate. Immediately, he wants to make plans to see you every day, to listen to you ramble about anything and everything beyond the briar walls around his castle. Stay a while and talk with him, won’t you? Malleus is the true definition of patience and indulgence when he’s courting you. 

Lilia Vanrouge isn’t one for mere high school relationships. He’s a father and a general! He’s got a teenager to raise and armies to lead, on top the infamously heavy homework load from NRC classes. You’d have to be really important to him to find a place in his ancient heart. Sure, he’ll have his fun with flirting and all, but no one can really expect a thousand-year old fae to fall in love… right?

Sebek Zigvolt is shocked, no pun intended. There’s no way a fae like himself has fallen for a mere human! No, he won’t accept it. Sebek will turn in somersaults and bend over backwards to make any excuse on why he is not in love with you, he’s just a bit agitated today! Ironically, he makes things harder for himself with this mindset, condemning himself to pining for you from afar. 

Silver, like his name, wants to be your knight in shining armor- he’s just not quite sure how to go about it yet. He supposes he’ll ask for your parents’ permission to begin courting you, first. That’s the tradition in the Valley of Thorns after all. But when Lilia points out that it’s a bit old-fashioned, he’ll simply agree and go along with whatever terrible plans the rest of Diasomnia comes up with next. Be prepared to be barraged with an awful yet endearing mix of pick-up lines, cheesy love letters, and classic romance songs that this quartet comes up with in their free time. The best thing? Silver himself won’t even be awake for half of it. 

Comments and reblogs are greatly appreciated!

#twisted wonderland imagines #twisted wonderland headcanons #twisted wonderland x reader #twisted wonderland #twst #twst x reader #twst wonderland #riddle rosehearts x reader #trey clover x reader #cater diamond x reader #leona kingscholar x reader #azul ashengrotto x reader #vil schoenheit x reader #malleus draconia x reader #idia shroud x reader #jade leech x reader #floyd leech x reader #kalim al asim x reader #jamil viper x reader #ace trappola x reader #deuce spade x reader #ruggie bucci x reader #jack howl x reader #epel felmier x reader #rook hunt x reader #sebek zigvolt x reader #silver x reader

[rhetoricalrogue]

I’m trying to rework Marian’s avoidance to romance, especially when it comes to the working relationship turned “oh no, we both fell into feelings without realizing it” thing she has with Tristan.

Originally, she had a partner who was killed on a mission, and she carries this guilt that she was the one who caused his death (she wasn’t.) She closes herself off to feeling vulnerable ever again and is so angry that Tristan’s chipping away at her defenses without even trying.

I think now she still goes Ice Queen on everyone because there was a potential match where she genuinely felt love for but then realized she was being used in a play to either a) get in good business ties to her father’s successful brewery, b) capitalize on her parents’ fame to attempt to elevate their own, or c) both. She cuts all ties immediately but is heartbroken in the process. Rolfe just comes up to wherever she’s hidden herself to cry and hands her a handkerchief with:

“You want me to kill him? Because that’s what I do, you know. No one would ever find his body, I’m that good.”

“Thanks, Dad, but I’m okay.”

“Okay, but the offer is good whenever. Anything for you.”

Cue a few months or years later and there’s a chance encounter between a random Jenny (Marian) and the fabled Dark Wolf (Tristan) after the same target but with very different goals. After almost killing the other, they team up accomplish their respective missions, agree to a one night stand to vent some post-heist adrenaline, and go their separate ways. UNTIL.

The son of the Teyrn of Gwaren rolls up to meet with a former Inquisitor (or high ranking Inner Circle agent, I haven’t made up my mind on the details yet) under the cover of making a business deal for trade but is secretly being sent to help with this whole next generation threat brewing in Thedas. Both of them are very much “hello, nice to meet you for the very first time, yes we are complete strangers, how do you do” while Alex is doing the little brother mental math and screaming internally when the lightbulb lights up. As SOON as they’re alone, Alex is all

“You had sex with him.”

“I did no such thing.”

“You absolutely did so. You rolled in the hay. Held more than hands. Did the deed with Teyrn Nathaniel Howe’s only child, the son of Moira Cousland, best friend to the Hero of Ferelden, defeater of the fifth Bli-”

“How much will it take to buy your silence?”

“Don’t you mean HOWE much???”

“I’m going to stab you and make it look like you did it to yourself.”

“House Rule 24!”

“Sod the house rules.”

#marian trevelyan #next gen heroes #random late night thoughts #house rule 24: no running in the house while holding a knife #cassandra had to create that rule when Marian accidentally stabbed Rolfe with a butter knife while running to the kitchen to get a scone #she was maybe 6 at the time #rolfe was too busy laughing to be upset but began teaching his baby girl weapon safely and spatial awareness #Alex had a ‘what do you have?’ ‘a knife!’ ‘HOUSE RULE 24!’ moment way earlier #rolfe is so proud of his kids and the apparent genetic affinity towards daggers and other sharp objects #there’s an addendum to HR24 that adds ‘not while your mother is at home’ for Fun Stabby Dad moments #I lost my train of thought after Alex butted in but YEAH #she and Tristan partner up to act undercover and accidentally catch feelings #they’re both highly competitive and do the anything you can do I can do better thing #Tristan writes back to his parents with ‘she bested me in archery and stabbed me but it was on accident I am desperately in love HELP’ #to which Nate turns to Moira and goes ‘huh. she sounds just like you when we were courting. I like her.’