#but this fits all sports

[jellyfisharesatan]

The foxes are maybe the most interesting iteration of the found family trope I've ever seen. They love each other. They hate each other. They spend half their time fighting. They literally hide behind each other when threatened. They call each other slurs. They're all gay and date each other. They're mentally ill and traumatised. They're so problematic it's ridiculous. Canonically three of them are murderers. They have a massive sleepover where they all snuggle together .Some of them have about two lines of dialogue together. What the fuck

#tfc #aftg #neil josten #andrew minyard #kevin day #fr tho like #im reading fics rn and they range from #“these people are codependent due to mutual levels of trauma and mental issues” #to “these people were briefly on a sports team together and a few stayed friends and got married but most of them barely interact” #and its all perfectly reasonable #you can literally write them any way and it fits

[monprecieuxx]

finding out the aftg fandom does not envision andrew as a stocky short king is giving me actual mental damage

#five foot nothing dynamite literally about to go off don't tell me that does not sound like every short person you've met #saying this AS a short person #we deserve this andrew whose a stumpy lil dude who definitely stands out as the odd one out in a sports team #thickset petite lil guy whose actually one of the best players exy has ever seen if he puts even 5% of the effort #esp as a contrast to aaron who i envision as a bit taller & leaner #cuz he doesn't run much but he's sturdy and he's Fit & Very good at his job #this is all @ about halfway through the raven king btw #if he's described different in any part of the series beyond this I DON'T WANT TO KNOW DON'T SPOIL ME #but even if he is #i like my speculative hc #andrew minyard #aftg #dae.txt

[fresnelprism]

ouuhghghuhhhh girl its the performance of it all its the staging its the leaving right on cue its the cycle its the things were always going to be this way there isn't even another way for them to be

#would flared pants be practical at all for playing any sport? no. but it fit the composition nicely #blaseball #parker macmillan #my art #txt

[domwitch]

You know you've made it when your horny shitposts are reblogged by hockey blogs 😤

#my post #its my 'is it wrong to throw a boy around?' post lol #idk much about hockey but all sports are homoerotic so ig it fits

[reindeerswillsavethisworld]

you know, there's a lot of art (both as an actual art and fanfiction) in phandom that elaborates and deepens the relationship between danny and ghosts, and not much about ghosts and everybody else. there's some things about vlad and danielle and jazz and surprisingly mr. lancer (?), and that's usually it. and honestly, good for you all, the things i saw were really fascinating, genuinely.

but like. i would DIE to see more about the relationship between sam and dora. the parallels alone are??? ENDLESS POSSIBILITIES, I'M TELLING YOU.

i want them to be friends. i want them to be kindred spirits. i want sam to treat dora's kingdom as a safe heaven, a calm harbor where she can simply be, with no expectations and daunting responsibilities. i want dora to teach sam how to differentiate fabrics by feel alone, how to dance with her eyes closed and all the different messages flowers can tell. i want her to tell sam about that time sir albert made a fool of himself trying to oppose a new economic reform, talk about all the economic, legal and political reforms she's been making in all it's excruciating detail and then to teach her the perfect curtsy.

i want sam to show dora how to tend to a garden. to show her the joy of watching a new life grow and knowing that you did this, that you hands can be gentle and loving, that you were not born to hurt. i want them to recite poetry to each other, to argue and debate and discuss, to find a meaning where the words before were empty, to offer an angle never thought before. i want sam to teach dora how to skate, be it skates, rollerblades or a scateboard, and dora being absolutely terrible at it and yet still doing it everytime they meet because it makes them laugh.

i just think they'd be really good friends, if given a chance.

#two girls shoved into ill-fitting boxes by people close to them what will they do outside of them #i am so not normal about them being friends and confidants and confronting their hurt inner self by helping each other heal #their true selves were smothered almost all of their lives. they were told how to speak how to walk how to dress how to behave #i think it would be both poetic and cathartic for them to reinvent themselves by sharing both the things they couldn't do #and the things they were made to do #something something taking things that you were forced to do and finding new joy in them by sharing them with a person you love and trust #(i also want them making a new sport out of roasting aragon alive with words. i think it will fix them a little) #sam manson #princess dorathea #danny phantom

[kowabungadoodles]

drinking and doing ad-hoc repair surgery on a book from 1994, but pretending I'm a grizzled detective removing a bullet

#i had a weird gender day #considering writing a requiem for an old name #or playing a solo rpg where you're a lab assistant in some kind of cthulu lab #Anything to distract me from reading The Sad Gender Book and texting old trans friends demanding answers like some kind of crazy ex #how do you stop the underbands of sports bras from folding into two or rolling up and becoming a cutting line of pain #why does nothing fit even when its supposed to #is David still out there somewhere #on the internet #did he make it without me #it's totally normal to have a boysona who you think of a seperate person right? It's a pity I cut him loose at 16 an he never got to grow u #The tumblr tags system is the last true format for the drunken ramble #I'd say delete this later but we all know i'll forget

[deepspaceclawstation]

Julian Bashir is a fashion disaster to YOU I would wear each and every one of his little outfits

#Just saw a poll about fashion disasters with him as an option #Ridiculous. #Also we have no evidence that what he wears is a disaster in-universe. for all we know he's an IconTM a TrendsetterTM #The Risa outfit was bomb 10/10 I'm not taking any criticism #As for the racquetball outfit it wasn't any weirder than what fencers wear. Sports uniforms are just Like That #Fascination outfit another classy fit. I don't like the vertical colourblock but it seems to be a fashion trend in the Federation #I would have made it more form fitting but I have seen Picard and Riker with similar fits #DS9 #Star Trek #Mine

[thelittlespanielthatcould]

baby was getting tired towards the end of agility class so he sat down while doing his paws trick

#we're doing foundations agility again because the first foundations class we did was like 3 years ago and I forgot everything #well #not everything #a lot of the stuff we're learning he does have some background in #but my mechanics need a lot of work and his focus needs some fine tuning #its so much fun though #the only reason I couldn't do it more often was because it was hard to fit it in with my schedule and how far I had to drive #but now I moved somewhere intentionally close to an agility facility and we could walk there if we wanted to #which I will want to if the next round falls on my day off #and if I could build up his stamina... lol #i think both our muscles atrophied never leaving the house because it was so goddamn hot all the time when we lived in fl #we're catching up now though! #slowly but surely #agility #classes #kovus face #ckcs #kovu #dog sports

[gideonisms]

I feel like there should be a week where I just get to live life as a cis guy no explanation to see if it feels better or worse. then go back to my own beautiful hips & tits and other people's horrible assumptions that I can cook. and no one has a memory of any of it. I want like an ice cream sample of different genders

#i would miss my body i finally got an ass after 25+ years on this earth it was exciting #that said if i could go to the beach take my shirt off and do whatever cis guys do. have a cold one with the boys or something #play a sport and be bad at it with no judgement #own pants that fit. be bisexual in a fun new flavor #go to the store & have people assume oh that guy is just kind of socially awkward rather than all these mental gymnastics they are doing to #fit me into girl mode #that would be fun. just a little vacation #i think i would be hot as a weirdguy #i could start a gaming channel and get a million followers for being normal about women and having gay tension with all the bros #just guy things #i don't even game why is this part of the dream

[moe-broey]

Thoughts on Grima in FEH? I personally am a big enjoyer of this horrible little guy getting picked up by the scruff and dragged kicking and screaming into therapy by the summoner.

OOF... UNFORTUNATELY... I have zero complex thoughts about Grima 😅 I do think it's interesting, from the many Grima and Robin interactions in FEH, that there's almost this self-fulfilling prophecy to it, like Grima believes no matter what they Have to be this way. That all roads lead to this, and there's no changing it. And in believing that, they make it their reality.

HOWEVER. I do get really stuck on just. How they talk. Top Ten Least Effective Insults: Worm.

They are like middle school bullies to me...... at least in FEH specifically where they will just harass Robin to no end LMFAOOO (and anyone else they have a bone to pick with)

I do think they can have a little therapy. As a treat :) (they could use it.)

#ask answered! #feh #ksjskjsks i am so sorry... this has been sitting for a little while. i've been a bit distracted 🫡 #i def recommend going to the local grima experts. my head is so empty when it comes to them LMFAOOO #group therapy session for all the feh characters who are from/survived/are the direct cause of the apocalypse #i think they could benefit from that. #maybe split off into various groups though. the gen 2 awakening kids would hunt them for sport #i just want an excuse to bring lif into this scenario LMFAOOOOO i cannot help myself 😅🫡 #actually... i do feel like there's potential here. for shenanigans. #one thing about me is all of the special interest is stored in the alfonse fire emblem. #nightmare therapy session. put grima timeskip dimitri (doesn't fit the prev criteria BUT fits the vibe) and lif together. #i think they all should hunt each other for sport. and end up in the most toxic self-destructive friend group ever. #grima #moe tag #summoner oc #my art

[the-burgundy-on-my-shirt]

And you know what, since I’m being honest: I HAVENT BEEN A 49ERS FAN SINCE PLAYOFFS STARTED

49ers are an entitled ass team. They pissed me off a lot this season. Yeah I’m a fake fan I was only ever in it for Jimmy G and Nick Bosa. But after really paying attention to them this year I got turned off. Packers were underdogs and lowkey whooping the 49ers so I want them to win. Lions had a much better story this year and they didn’t piss me off so I wanted them to win. I was even rooting for the Chiefs bc I didn’t want to see how obnoxious the Niners and their wags would be following a Super Bowl win. So I’ve been off this train for a while and I’m not gonna sit here and let people call me a Nick Bosa fan when I’ve honestly been over that guy for months.

He’s still really hot though and his pictures are just to look at, I couldn’t care less about what sort of idiotic dribble comes out of his bum ass Floridian mouth

#nfl #49ers #nick bosa #football #sports #offseason #anyways vote blue all the way down so I can see this man baby throw a fit when his daddy trump loses

[darkwood-sleddog]

man i know i've made the shoe types to dog harnesses comparison for people to better get the idea of what dog supplies are specialized sports equipment, but i'm getting the feeling i need to make one for dog booties as well.

#dogblr #dog gear #'wah wah my hiking intended dog bootie is rubbing my dog during sports!' #cool i would have terrible rub from my hiking boots if i tried to run a marathon in them #anyways. you cannot expect one size fits all dog equipment #what you use in everyday is not necessarily and NOT OFTEN applicable for sports #if you'd buy sports intentional equipment for a human you can guarantee dog stuff will often work the SAME WAY

[georgegraphys]

Brands that user georgegraphys think would fit George (as team sponsor/individual BA jobs)

1. Samsung (Technology & Electronics)

I know George used Iphones but imo, Samsung would be a good fit to sponsor the team because a) their brand image definitely fit Mercedes & George a lot (bold, broad innovations, and of course, their main colours (Black, White, Blue) fits Mercedes official colour a lot or it doesn't clash against other colours, colour synchro is important too) + their CSR aligns a lot with Mercedes' as they focus a lot on energy efficient, sustainable, and renewable products

2. Cartier (Jewelry)

It is unlikely for Cartier to be a team sponsor, so i'd like to think of George doing a campaign for their collections. Was actually thorn between BVLGARI and Cartier (but then I thought BVLGARI would fit Lewis better, giving me maximalism vibes) whereas George imo, will look better with the simplicity that Cartier jewelry offers (i could honestly imagine Carmen & George doing this join Cartier campaign)

3. Brunello Cucinelli (Fashion)

This is highly unlikely as Mercedes and George are tied with Tommy Hilfiger (even if it happens, it would be an individual collab w/ George) but a collaboration with Brunello Cucinelli would blow people's minds. George actually wore plenty of Brunello Cucinelli clothes (one of them being the sweater he wore in Austria this year). Brunello Cucinelli emits the old money modest elegance, minimalism, and classic that would fit George a lot (as it seems like his fashion style is the opposite of Lewis' maximalism and stand out-ish)

plus, George is friends with THE Brunello Cucinelli's daughter alr on instagram 😜

4. L'Oreal (Cosmetics & Personal Care)

I might sound like i'm drunk but HAVE YOU SEEN GEORGE'S HAIR?! L'Oreal can easily make him their model if they become a team sponsor or collaborate with him on a personal campaign. It's a perfect objective for L'Oreal. That's if we're talking about the haircare part, but the skincare? George could too. His skin is *chef's kiss* perfect for a L'Oreal CF shoot on a beach

5. Hennessy (Alcoholic Beverages)

Haven't looked up the F1 policy on this since they seem to be sponsored by Heineken and idk if another alcoholic beverages brand is allowed to sponsor a team. But hey... FUCK THE ENERGY DRINKS WE ROLL WITH THE ALCOHOLS. George's fancy commercial with Hennessy, while drinking a cognac? I'll take it. Plus points for Hennessy is that sophisticated beautiful product design they had (the bottle designs) and the logo 🥹🥹 (i'm a sucker for logos okay)

Other optional replacements:

Ritz Carlton/Marriott Bonvoy > Intercontinental Hotel Group

It's British and had the same vibes and elegance of an expensive hotel just like Marriott Group & Ritz Carlton (I prefer Ritz Carlton over all) but yeah could be switchable. We can still see George doing silly Marriot Bonvoy-like CF

IWC Schaffhausen > Tissot Watches

There won't be a really huge change between Schaffhausen to Tissot as both of them are similarly classic Mercedes vibes.

Police Eyewear > Michael Kors

I just prefer MK's design over Police even though Police ones that George wears are good. Plus point for MK is that they're more well known (opinionated statement)

Monster Energy > None (?)

I don't think an energy drink company sponsor is really needed in George's Mercedes.

Possibly other brand types that i'm interested in for Mercedes to partner with : Airlines (Lufthansa/Etihad Airways) or Luxury Goods manufacturer (Montblanc/Fortnum & Masons/Harrods)

Other than these brands : i personally think Van Cleef & Arpels, Guiness, Bottega Venetta, L'Occitane, and Salvatore Ferragamo to be a great contender in being a good brand for George. But if we're talking about British stereotypes, Lipton should sponsor him LMFAOOO

Conclusion is George doesn't lack brands that fits his image branding and personality. Haters should not worry about who'll sponsor Mercedes/George. There are lots of brands that fit George's Mercedes and George Russell himself, maybe you should broaden your brand knowledge 🤭😝☺️

#george russell #gr63 #of course not all of these brands are interested to sponsor F1 teams or be involved in sports #but this is just an opinionated insight of mine on which would fit George's Mercedes #sponsor talks

[himbeaux-on-ice]

since dean evason said he was open to taking another coaching job immediately @lovethygoalie and @flaticeball and i are gonna start a petition for the kraken to punt hakstol and grab him

#he fits the grand seattle sports tradition of lou piniella kicking his hat all the way to tacoma and back. spiritually #i thought the part where he said he might start watching struggling teams to study up for his next job was very funny #dean evason

[meowmeowmessi]

messistas can try to give this a positive spin as much as they want but this is the fumble of the century the kind of disastrous decision making skills at club level that i was talking abt there's no coming back from this

#remember that wasted potential comment. yeah that. he's exhibiting those tendencies again bc time is a flat circle #he fumbled the b'dor too i'm going to have to watch pep present messi's 8th to haalarse the sport is gone im going to die #he should've just retired after the wc bc what the hell is this. like there's no way he's staying fit in the mls #literally a bottom tier league that makes players like riqui puig look like maradona. it's less football and more business #like yeah sure he doesn't owe us fans anything etc etc but HE'S STILL THE BEST ITW LITERALLY GOING TOE TO TOE WITH THE BABY GOATS RN??? #most dribbles in the top 5 leagues after vinicius most assists right after kdb i think and so much more #and he's taking all that to eagle land so some fat floridian can watch messi caviar ball????? WHAT #messi look me in the eye this isn't you #pep said without pressure messi gets bored oh it's so so joever he's actually finished he's packed it up #i'm going to need 50 business days to process this

[bellerintwo]

you guys! :)

#I went to an academic advisor bc it’s not every day you get a second chance at your future and I don’t wanna fuck it up #so I was telling her what I was into like international law and foreign policy and relations #and she was like you are actually a much better fit for the international studies program and she planned it out with me and YOU GUYS #IM SO EXCITED IM LOOKING AT THESE POLISCI AND INTERNATIONAL RELATIONS AND HISTORY CLASSES #IVE NEVER BEEN THIS EXCITED ABOUT SOMETHING IM DOING IN YEARS #my mom is still upset she yelled at me last night too but it doesn’t matter. I’m so excited :)))))) #I’m so sorry that all my posts now are about me and not sports but you guys are family to me I just love to share with you guys<3