Did I choose to start redecorating my room this evening? Yes. Have I only just finish for the night? Also yes. There will be more tomorrow thoā¦
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I just looked at my bookshelf and it hit me again how incredible grateful i am that i have german as my native language (or not english in general)...the incredible books i would be missing out on because yes there are a alot great books written by german speaking authors, but also the translation culture we have ..it's very awesome imo. Sure english is still the most translated language i guess but there are so many books that will probably never be translated into english and yet i can read them bc they were translated from italian french or polish or spanish or chinese, arabic or russian etc into german and i think that's global across the World in non-english speaking countries and that's honestly such a gift
I am overwhelmed!! Thank you to all translators i love you
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Iām happy to be apart of the family!! Iāve chosen š«§anon btw, because who doesnāt like bubbles :)
my little request is the creeps or proxies and how theyād be helpful during that lovely time of month, because me and my cramps need some comfort while I crave š¤Æ. Of course youāre welcome to add our favorite boy, lane.
again, please to join this community of anons!!
-š«§anon
š ā Reader On Their Period ą¼ā§āĖā§
Featuring: Jeff The Killer, Ben Drowned, Ticci Toby, Eyeless Jack, Masky, Hoodie, Lane The Lurker
#Notes: sry it took a while to answer this one ive got over 40 asks in my inbox-
pronouns used: none, gn! afab! reader
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ź°āøāøāāāJeff The Killer
This piece of shit jerk will most likely be grossed out by it, like he doesn't come home covered in someone else's aids infested blood on a daily basis. "But it's different!-" yeah yeah, sure thing, Jeffrey. Will at most throw you a heat pack, but from a distance, he doesn't want to get cooties or whatever it is that you have.
ź°āøāøāāāBen Drowned
Again, he died when he was about twelve, I doubt his parents gave him the talkā¢ before he hit the shits. After you explain it to him, he's mortified. Will actually act like you're dying. If you show any signs at all of being in pain he'll rush you over to EJ whether you like it or not, but when you're fine he just tries to help distract you with videogames.
ź°āøāøāāāTicci Toby
He's used to it because of Lyra, so he knows what to do. Steals any product you might need, like snacks, tampons and pain killers and gives you lots of cuddles. Also gives you a warm blanket and rubs your stomach whenever your cramps get a bit much. Deadass treats you like royalty.
ź°āøāøāāāEyeless Jack
Come on guys, he's a doctor, he knows his shit. If you're in pain he'll make you a medicine cocktail that will get rid of issues you didn't even know you had. Though he's not the most physically affectionate - you'll have to ask if you're needy and want attention. If you do manage to cuddle him, it actually helps with the cramps because of how warm he is.
ź°āøāøāāāMasky
Assuming you're dating, he's actually a lot more gentle with you during this time of the month, knowing you can get a bit moody. Makes sure you always have enough tampons and pain killers. Might even give you a massage if you ask nicely. Feels bad about seeing you in pain, so he might take you to EJ as well if it's a bit much.
ź°āøāøāāāHoodie
Did you know orgasms help with period cramps? It's true. That is his first suggestion when you complain about being in pain and you're not totally sure whether he's kidding or not (he's not). Overall, like Toby, also steals any supplies you might need and cuddles you if you need some attention, finding you cute when you're needy like this.
ź°āøāøāāāLane The Lurker
They take care of all your chores so you can just lay down and relax. Cleaning, cooking, laundry, they've got it all covered, you just lay there and look pretty. Cooks you your favorite food and puts on your favorite movie for you to watch while you both cuddle under the covers. Hates seeing you in pain, so they rub your stomach as well to try and help you feel a bit better.
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On the topic of live action Azula...
I'm sick and tired of people hating her on Azula's new design because they think it's not right. Her outfit isn't right, that's true, but what's with everyone complaining about her facial features? The only off thing about her facial features is her eyes not being gold.
That being said, some of y'all's complains are uncalled for.
"I always pictured Azula with razor sharp eyes."
Okay but... Why?
Her eyes can very much be wide. And they can also be narrowed and sharp. Can I tell you a secret? The way your eyes look changes depending on your facial expression. I know, it's crazy! Who could have thought that when Azula is concentrated or upset, her eyes would narrow because her eyebrows would frown. And who could have also thought that her eyes can be wide too, if she's surprised. It's almost like she has a normal face that moves and her eyes can take different shapes, and if she's just resting her face and not making a particular expression, her eyes will have normal, semi-narrow, semi-wide shape. Who could have thought Azula has a face that works the way faces do š¤Æ
"Her cheeks are too chubby for Azula because Azula works out so much!"
Azula begs to differ. Look at those curves.
She's so round she could be a freaking circle. In the second picture she almost is a circle. That's how round she is. And that is called "baby fat" and Azula has it because she's 14, she's still, like, kid kid at this age. People grow up a lot. She's still very young. Now, I know this might be a hard pill to shallow but, and hear me out here, Azula is a young teenager who had barely hit puberty and her face shows it because that's now faces work. I know! It's crazy! I mean, Azula being a person?!? Who came up with that?
Seriously tho, even at The Day Of Black Sun, where her design is arguably the sharpest in the show, she still has a bit of roundness.
"Her cheeks are sunked tho, like Ozai's!"
...No
On a scare from 10 to 10 to ā to Toph, how would you rate your blindness?
LITERALLY, JUST LOOK:
"Her face looks top baby-ish! She's supposed to be evil!"
What's wrong antis? Is it finally next to ignore that Azula is literally a freaking child and you got hit by the realization that you've been antagonizing a baby? Does it hurt your pride to have to acknowledge just how ridiculous you're being for having a beef with someone who hasn't hit puberty? Do you feel silly knowing that no one is going to take you seriously anymore when you try to make everyone think Azula's the devil, because she actually looks young and innocent, which is what all 14yo look like? Did you forget to put on your clown make up today?
In any case, og Azula is a drawing, and actors tend to be real people, so obviously she won't look the exact same, but she's pretty close, okay? So unless you're talking about something that is actually inaccurate, like her clothes, or the color of her eyes, just stfu, cause no one is interested in listening to you complain about a casting that has already happened and won't change.
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Hi hi! I hope this isnāt too much to ask as a new follower but thoughts and drabbles on brat tamer Jotaro x fem!reader āļøš¤Æ
a/n- TYSM FOR BEING MY FIRST JOJOS ASK :3 i am a whore for this man. (v sorry if this is lacking)
Also to clarify, this is part 4 + jotaro š
content / warnings - pussy spanking, slight degrading language
MDNI!!
Both of you had attitude problems and quick tempers, often pissing each other off without much effort. More so you setting him off than the other way around.
You were playful, teasing. Always at the wrong times. He swears he can't take you anywhere without you doing something to embarrass him.
He wouldnāt say anything of it while you were out, however. Youād continue on thinking it was just a silly game, that there wouldnāt be repercussions.
Until you got home.
Then youād be bent over his knee without warning, pants dropped down to your ankles. Youād laugh like itās fun, only egging him on more. You were immune to it at this point.
Heād spank your ass until you gave him the proper apology he wanted or until he felt bad for hurting you.
This time, however, his palm firmly strikes your cunt, making your giggling come to a halt.
Not what you were used to.
āFeels different, hm?ā he asks rhetorically, striking again without warning. āIf you were a good girl, I wouldnāt have to be mean.ā
It was different. It stung, yet at the same time it made you throb.
Tears fill your lash line, threatening to spill over. The pauses between hits just made it worse. And the cool air did nothing to simmer the burning feeling between your legs.
Even so, your arousal was clear. Exposed for his all seeing eyes.
āSuch a slut,ā he grunts, his hand slapping against your clit once more. āGetting wet from your punishmentā¦ supposed to be learning a lesson.ā
Your whines fill the room with every slap, and he doesnāt even consider stopping until you beg for him to. You give your usual apology, but heās not buying it. Seems you never really mean it considering the repetition.
His fingers drag through your slick, just enough to ease and distract from the pain for a moment.
āPromise me youāll behave, and iāll let you cum.ā
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when a reader tells you ācongratulationsā for a piece of writing and goes into detail about what you should be proud ofā¦ š¤ÆšØ that shit hits different.
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So itās been a yearā¦
One year since Disney released episode 1 season 3 of The Mandalorian
One year since I published chapter 1 of Be-All And Endor
I donāt really remember much of the first 20 weeks of that year, just that it was a flurry of proofreading and finalising and uploading (the hard parts) and comment reading and new friend making and massively appreciating (the wonderful parts).
Proofing and publishing 2 chapters a week with average lengths of around 10k words was exhausting. But for the first 8 of those weeks I had Din Djarin on the screen (intermittently *ahem* but this isnāt a post about the quality of s3) and for the rest of the year I had my readers leaving comments and sending messages, and it wasā¦ overwhelmingly the best year of my life.
I mean that. The best year. Ever. Because of you. Any of you, all of you, if youāve ever even just clicked on my fic and given it chance, youāve raised the hits on it. Even seeing that metric tick up has made me so thankful.
Because I didnāt think I could write. I always wanted to be an author but never believed in myself.
I did an English degree with writing in mind, but told myself nobody ever does anything with an English degree. I took creative writing modules, and when the published author who ran the class gave me scathing feedback, my dream fully died. I got an okay grade, hardly anything to be proud of, and I graduated and went to work in another industry.
I suffered from clinical depression.
One day many years later, I found a favourite author online and messaged him to ask when his fourth novel in a series was being published, and (emboldened by the anonymity of being online) cheekily offered to proofread it for him. Except he took me seriously and sent me the prologue to see what I could do. Like, for a real book you can buy on Amazon. After feeling sick for two whole days I went all Autistic Obsession on it and sent him back the most thoroughly proofed bit of writing anyone had ever seen. And I got the job. (I say ājobā, Iād volunteered for free in exchange for the privilege of reading it in advance, so I can only ever call it semi-professional since I didnāt earn from it).
This, amongst other things, lifted me from my depression. I came off the pills and felt happier, more creative. Once the proofing was completed, the author encouraged me to write my own stuff, but whilst Iād gained some confidenceā¦ my brain was empty. I had no clamouring stories to get down on the page, no gems ready to polish.
Then in summer 2021, a friend sat me down and showed me the first 3 episodes of the Mandalorian. And my brain chemistry was instantly altered. I binge-watched the first two seasons, by the end of which I was unequivocally in love with Din Djarin, and then I binge-watched them again.
Around that time, I moved to a different country. Well, Wales is still the UK, but itās a different country to England, and I was now 170 miles away from my friends. I went because as a single woman on a middling salary, London is too expensive to live in and having rid myself of an overbearing long term relationship, I was NOT keen to get into another one just to pay the bills. The pandemic meant I could work remotely, so I upped sticks and moved to Cardiff, resolving to visit my office in London (and my friends) once a month. Itās 2 hours by train, totally doable.
So what to do with all the spare time I suddenly had?
By Easter 2022 Iād started writing. 9 months later (yes, itās my actual baby), Be-All And Endor was complete and I began publishing alongside season 3ās release.
Nowā¦ it has over 62.k views and 1.2k kudos š„¹š¤Æ
Did I think it would be this popular? No way. I canāt even believe it now. I still see SO much wrong with it, which is why Iām still proofreading and editing it.
A professional proofread/edit takes a long time, and if youāre wondering what Iām doing to it, it involves the following:
Checking for things like clichƩs, non-inclusive language
Checking all adverbs to see if a better word can be used (e.g. ābellowsā instead of āshouts loudlyāā¦ adverbs usually end in -ly and itās not good to overuse them)
Rephrasing any passive sentences (simply put: āthe ship is flown by Dinā is passive; āDin flies the shipā is active)
Reducing average sentence length (shorter sentences are easier to read)
Going through every single damn polysyllabic word (e.g. anything that has more than 3-syllables) and seeing if a shorter synonym can be found (this helps the rhythm, as too many long words slows things down and can make readers stumbleā¦ and I use them a lot š)
Checking the 50 most frequently used words and seeing if I can find synonyms for those (helps give more variety in the language)
Ensuring Dinās name isnāt overused or underused, and adding epithets (e.g. āthe hunterā or āyour Mandalorianā) where itās overused but itās too confusing to just say āheā/āhimā
These are the big things, but thereās more too - Iām streamlining decisions I made to use certain phrasings throughout; tweaking Dinās word choice here and there to ensure his voice is captured the best way possible; revamping some of the photos. And with all the tiny tweaks, itās slowly padding things out tooā¦ when publishing was done it was 393k, now itās 403k, although itās not extra content as such, just better described.
Iām up to chapter 13 so far, and Iāll probably be doing this for another 2 years to get through all 40, because (a) I want to write other things too so that slows down the proofing, and (b) I so badly want to be proud of this projectā¦ everyoneās telling me I should be, and I am in a wayā¦ but itās more gratitude to others than pride in myselfā¦ and I feel like if I get this proofing done and finally have a story Iām truly happy with, I can at last let myself be proud of what I achieved here.
I confess, Iām so envious of those who can post something without obsessing over it. I know itās a facet of my autism, and Iāve long since accepted that my neurodivergent brain will not let me be cool about things other people are cool about. If Iāve learned anything, itās that I should turn it to my advantage, so okayā¦ Iām gonna make this fic the same quality as a published book on your bookshelf. And meanwhile Iām gonna enjoy and love all the fics that people can write and publish with far greater speed than I can, because the greatest thing about this fandom is that every contribution is worthy of appreciation, no matter the authorās experience or writing method. Quality fic isnāt synonymous with proofreading, and I hope itās clear that Iām describing my obsession with perfecting my own writing, not other peopleās. Iāve read so many amazing authors on here, and I want them all to know how much I love their work (any recs are from the bottom of my heart).
So anyway, this long and rambling post has turned into something unintendedā¦ I guess you now have some insight into my mind and the origins of Be-All And Endor and the future of it. Not what I meant to do, but Iāll leave it in for context.
Because the real reason I started writing this diatribe was because I wanted to express my true and undying gratitude to everyone who has ever read, commented, or left kudos on my fic over on AO3, and/or messaged me, followed me, interacted with me, or reblogged my masterlist here on tumblr š§”š
I know I am insanely lucky to have received the level of support I have, and I donāt take that for granted at all. I want to give back to this fandom, and I love reading and reccing other peopleās fics, meeting new moots, and hopefully soon Iāll be publishing new fics for you all to read too. Fresh material is percolating, so it wonāt be too long now.
So thank you to everyone who reads this post, youāre the absolute best and I love you more than I have the vocabulary to describe. Please accept a grateful forehead kiss instead š
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What about an alternate universe where y/n is the big celebrity and Eren is the social media influencerš¤Æ
omg, because this would actually be so cute! Like imagine (y/n) being a rapper/singer instead and youāre always the hot topic, constantly having your sound bytes trending on tiktok because not only are you a talented artist but you come up with the catchiest one liners. So one day, one of your songs is circulating the app and thereās a video with this boy using it to make a dance or pose off of..and itās gotten millions of views and likes in the process. In the caption he says, āyāall donāt understand how much I love this woman and her music.ā Low and behold, he wasnāt joking. There were a handful of videos scattered across his feed talking about his celebrity crush, (Y/N) (L/N). (i.e. the āiād never let someone tell me what to doā until my crush pops up or the āIāll never get in the car with a strangerā trend. Yāall know what Iām talking about) falling out and reacting to your twerk videos. So you decide to duet and stitch his video. Granted, heās got over two millions followers and a majority female fanbase so thereās no question that heās pretty popular himself but that doesnāt stop him from having a total fanboy moment. Out of complete curiosity, you decide to scroll his other socials because you guys are close in age but you got your come up in a different way..one that was a little more difficult so you had to see what he done to gain his notoriety. Thatās when you learned that he was a digital creator named Eren Jaeger. He done everything from photography, fashion design, making skits with his friends, art and even dabbled in cars. He was on YouTube, Insta, Twitterā¦all of them having nearly a million followers. But honestly, his star ascended mainly because of his good looks and amazing humor. He was so fine, that even you had to admit it. After that little interaction, this of course sparks the shipping rumors and content..people started saying that yāall would actually look cute together and that itād be fun to see you two link. He even jokes and says āthatās my wife already, yāall need to catch up.ā So heās hosting an Instagram live where you decide to pop in and join with him. The two of you are a whole vibe. This man is FUNNY, heās sweet and obviously tryna run game. So different from the other men in your industry and a breath of fresh air. Like you were literally smiling the entire time. The video makes its round on Twitter after being screen recorded by his followers. But what really gets people talking is when you drop a surprise music video for one of your hit singles and heās in it..as your love interest! Rubbing all over him, the two of you kissing and him even picking you up. Itās the collab of the century and everybody loses their minds. Eventually, the two of you begin dating and he loves making content of and with you. Doing dances and those corny couple trends but theyāre so cute. (and he knows when and when not to post certain things because some moments are better left private.) When you perform, heās taking pictures and everything. Truly is your biggest fan and will STEP if anyone comes at you sideways..people joke and says he manifested or āhe trapped you to secure his own careerā with you but he really is the best thing to ever happen in your life.
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Sorry being dead most of the time school is a pain in the ass<33
Also another au woaawš¤Æš¤Æ
Aftermath and Context that no asked for<//3
Context: there's a lot o lore but all you need to know rn is that this smg4 documents different alternative universes (aus) for a living and he mostly watches them through a time box (I will explain another time I you want me too) but to prevent himself from going insane he talks to them to a telephone (glitch is his fake name btw)
Somebody pls actually do thi- *gets hit by a shotgun
If you acctually do it tag me I wanna see it
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A Guide to Navel Pleasure Part 3: Partner Play
Hiya!
It's all well and good making yourself bite your pillow playing with your own belly button, but what about the fateful day you find yourself about to indulge in a totally different person's navel?
FEAR NOT!
I have returned from the shadows to give you some ideas for how to make that special someone reach heaven through their belly button. Remember, this is all about COMMUNICATION and understanding. What's written here is largely subjective to my own belly button, so if something doesn't work don't worry! It's just as fun experimenting with belly buttons.
Firstly, you two need to get in the mood...
PART 1: LETS GET READY-READY
- If you plan on switching roles, make sure both of you are wearing appropriate belly button clothing. Otherwise, ensure your sub is dressed in something that fully exposes their tummy and belly button.
- Have a good, long discussion about your belly buttons and what works best in a solo environment. Do they have an innie or an outie? Do they enjoy a little bit of pain? Can they navelgasm? Are they comfortable with any other supplementary play (like nipples?).
- Have a photoshoot! Like I said in the last post, taking pictures of your belly button sets the mood in a uniquely sexy way. Get all their good angles, take close-ups, point out on the photos where you're going to ravish them...
Hot and bothered? Good. Grab a pen, it's doodling time <3.
PART 2: SPELLING BEE
I got inspired for this technique @buttonpics, and it's feels insanely good. You can do this one solo too, but doing it with a partner adds a whole other dimension, as you'll see.
- Lie your sub down, their belly button exposed and their knot ready.
- Now, softly plant the pen on their chest, letting them feel the cool point, and start to gently glide it down their tummy. When you reach their navel, skirt AROUND it slowly and go all the way to their waistline. Then, go back up, once again avoiding their belly button. You dont want them getting what they want right away, do you?
- Repeat the above step two or three times, or until you feel they're ready. The next time you reach their belly button, start to gently move the penpoint onto their navel rim and softly trace it, making sure to keep it firmly on the outside.
- As they more and more desperate, verbally begin counting down from 10. With each number, inch the pen a little deeper into their navel, still circling. By 1, let your pen dip onto their knot.
- Here's the fun bit: I want you to pick a couple of words in your head. It could be "belly button" or "navel" or "subby button" or whatever. Let your sub know that you have a word in your head, and they are to try and guess what you're spelling out.
- When drawing each letter, make sure you REALLY over-do it. For example, if writing the letter B, draw that first line up agonisingly slowly, then that first and second curve should be hitting as many folds on their knot as possible. Every letter should be exaggerated, making the navel-owner an absolute mess š.
- Give your sub little hints as you're writing, because it's quite hard to think straight when your sensitive belly button is being stimulated in such a way. Don't be too hard on them if they don't get it, this is all about making them feel as good as possible.
You can also do this same exercise with shapes, which has the bonus of you being able to colour it in when you're done (thinking about how that feels makes me š¤Æ)
PART 3: NAVELINGUS
The holy grail of belly button play, the thing that all owners of erogenous navels hope to experience one day, it's belly button licking. Done right, this can be probably the most incredible feeling. Therefore, it's important we get it right!
You may want to give it a good clean before diving in with your tongue, refer to Part 1 of this series for how to get them shuddering with a Q-tip. Also, make sure that your sub is either wearing a short enough top that it won't get in the way of your head, or no top at all. It's just an annoyance otherwise.
- Their whole stomach is your canvas. With your mouth you can lick, kiss, nibble, bite and suck. That's a lot of different sensations, so we're going to use all of them.
- Firstly, you're going to give their tummy as much gentle love as you can. Nibble adoringly up their sides, lick across their lower stomach, deeply kiss their middle while holding their hand, whatever feels right in the moment. Consider their navel a reward for sitting so still and being so good while you pleasured their belly, and only give it to them when they're ready.
- Once again, the rim is your first port of call. Start with a wide, flat tongue on their lower stomach and lick upwards, transitioning to a pointed, sharp tongue as you begin orbiting their navel. The immediate area around their belly button should be glistening with saliva. Another good move is to gently bite on their navel rim, your top teeth digging just a bit below the rim while your bottom teeth lightly graze their stomach.
- Your tongue isn't as precise as many of the tools you will have been used to using, so don't worry as much about targeting small folds and dimples. It also means you can't really tease their walls the same way you would with a pen or toothpick, so when you feel it's right to dip your tongue inside, feel free to do so.
- The motion that is right will be different for everyone, but for me personally up-down motions work a bit better than a swirling motion simply because it stimulates that central knot so much better. However, others may find that swirling motions are better because they're more sensitive around the edges of the knot, for example. This is your time to experiment with what your partner enjoys. If you hear panting, whimpering or any of the other tell-tales signs of pleasure, keep going.
- Suckling is a great one too. Softly absorbing their knot into your mouth lets you run your tongue around the underside of the knot, an area rarely explored and may get quite an explosive reaction. Slowly suckling for a while is also a great way to rest your tongue for a bit without letting up on the naveljob.
- It's possible that your partner will climax while you lick them. If they start telling you they're going to cum or you suspect they may be close, KEEP DOING WHAT YOU'RE DOING!!! No speeding up, no changing direction or technique, just keep it as it is. Keep licking through their orgasm too for maximum brownie points.
And that just about does it! I haven't got the most time in the world to write these so it's not as full of content as I may have liked, but I hope you enjoyed reading anyway! I'm considering combining all my current guides into a big google doc (plus loadss more) as one big belly button manual hehe, so stay tuned for that!
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Stop cause why can i imagine that Trent would have this one wallpaper for his phone for when he goes to clubs or somewhere he knows heāll get hit on
Like the wallpaper is his hand around your throat whip you looked all fucked out
Like heās out at the club with some friends and your there but hanging out with his friends girlfriends and these girls come and try to hit on him but he just turns his phone on pretending to check the time but really he wants them to see the wallpaper so they know heās taken and they immediately feel embarrassed and walk away. But he see what happened and walk over to him and he sees them looking so he wraps his hand around your throat and kisses you. š¤Æ
okay cause he deffo has like loads of different lock screen options, but when you guys are going out he makes sure the pic is of you with his hand around your neck. you guys are out with the players and the wags so of course the lads are getting a lot of attention from the random girls that are in the club. some girl was brave enough to approach your boyfriend and ask him to go dance with her and he declines, as he discreetly switches in his phone so that she can see the background. as soon as she sees the picture of you with trent's hand around her neck she's muttering an apology and walking off. you had been eyeing the whole thing from afar, trusting your boyfriend to handle it, so when you saw the girl walk away you excused yourself from the girls. he smirks as he sees you walking over, standing up to greet you as you both cast a quick glance at the girl who is now standing watching you both with her friends. you step closer to him and tell him "might as well give them something to talk about" he grins as he places his hand around your neck, gently squeezing the sides as he brings his lips down to yours. you guys are going for it, tongues clashing as you make out, only breaking away when you hear the boys start groaning in disgust.
inbox is open send me some ramble requests <3
( this is the lock screen vibe i'm getting )
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Hear me out on this one, WHAT IFFFFF mulan inspired readerš¤š¤š¤ they we're fighting any ROR god and that god fell inlove with herš¤ leaving the fight to a tie cause i said soš
Like reader was a masked assassin, they have this mask/helmet that covers their head and wears those heavy bulletproof vest so they look really intimidating and mysterious plus they don't really talk much cause they're an assassinš§āāļøSo when brunhilde recruited the reader to fight for humanity without knowing that they're a woman maybe because they just nod and did an š sign.
Fast forward to when they're already fighting the reader having the weapon of switching to any guns they chose they suddenly got bonked to the side smashing their mask injuring them in the process (and possibly giving a concussion) the whole arena goes "OMG- THEYRE A WOMAN !??!!š¤Æš¤Æš±š±" (cause yk how they only have men competing) anyways- while they're all shocked the reader then used this opportunity to pin the god they're fighting and point a pistol to their head and looking at em straight in the eye š«£ feel free to add moreš
So live laugh strong badass women than can kill youš
-Red Obsidian was your nickname, your codename, a feared codename of one of historyās most powerful assassins.
-Nobody knew you true identity, as you were always masked, always hidden, those who had managed to see you were usually your targets, who never survived.
-You hide yourself well, your Red Obsidian persona was a completely different person, a man, as you wore baggy clothes, padded with tactical gear, and a large helmet to hide your face.
-Ask anyone who had seen you, those who had hired you, would say that Red Obsidian was a man, which helped keep authorities off your tail when you went out and about in normal girly clothes.
-Those who needed your service went to a secret location, one that only those who know where to find you, would tell people to go. They were to leave a photo of their target and your payment, either cash but you did take payments of gemstones, both cut and uncut.
-If your payment turned out to be fake or counterfeit, then you would go after the one ordering the hit, as nobody double crossed you and got away with it.
-When you finally died, dying in an earthquake of all things, you were called to Valhalla, as you were a feared warrior, one that Valhalla would need.
-You didnāt have to do hits anymore, but you would stalk various people, for exercise and for fun, both gods and humans.
-When Ragnarok was announced, Brunnhilde approached you, asking you to fight for humanity.
-You were silent, as you didnāt talk, but you gave her a thumbs up, agreeing to fight for humanity, as it was something to stave off your boredom.
-Your valkyrie partner was the only one to figure out that you were a woman, when she fused with your soul, to create your weapon, a Holy Gun, which could change into different guns at your will. You asked her to remain quiet about your true self, as you preferred to not be bothered by others who you know would give you shit if they found out their killer was a woman.
-Your opponent was strong, giving you a real challenge, a real fight. You were a bit out of your element, as you were an assassin, you usually handled things from a distance away with a well-aimed bullet, you couldnāt do that in the stadium like this.
-You had taken a few hard hits, felt even through your padding, the pain felt exhilarating, you felt so alive!
-A bad blow to the head sent you spinning head over heels, blurring your vision only momentarily before you quickly rolled to your feet, grabbing you gun again to aim another shot.
-You felt lighter, and you froze, seeing your hair fluttering in the wind and thatās when you saw the gawking face of your opponent and everyone around you, āYOUāRE A GIRL?!?!ā
-You stood, sighing softly as you rubbed the back of your head, exasperated while you heard shouting from your previous targets, yelling at you because you were a girl.
-You flipped them off, not caring before you removed your padded gear, since your secret was out, not caring now, stripping down to a pair of tight yoga pants and a pink and black sports bra.
-You picked up your gun again and grinned, āDonāt go easy on me now!ā before you charged, leaping up, even more agile than before, your opponent dodging your bullets by mere centimeters.
Hercules
-Was stunned to see that he had been fighting a woman this whole time, guilt quickly building in his belly before you charged at him.
-You were a warrior, not just a woman, and he steeled his nerves, swinging at you again.
-You landed on top of his club with dainty grace, shocking everyone as the two of you played a cat and mouse game for a while.
-You stunned everyone when you managed to leg sweep him off of his feet, sending him to his back and you were quick to stand over him, your gun pointed between his eyes.
-You were both panting hard, both covered in wounds as you stood in a stalemate.
-Hercules immediately boomed, āMARRY ME!!ā
-Everyone gawked, including yourself, as you were stammering, face turning red like you were a maiden, leaping back.
-Hercules repeated himself, completely serious while many were cheering for the sudden proposal while others were telling him to kill you now that you had been taken off guard.
-You felt your head steaming, as you had never dealt with anything like this before, before you clutched your gun and whacked him on the head, sending him to the ground before you fell back, unable to take his passion anymore and you fainted.
-The battle ended in a draw, the first of Ragnarok, but the first thing you saw when you woke up was Hercules smiling down at you, worried about you, asking if you were okay.
-Your face was quickly red again, as you never had someone care about you before, before Hercules grabbed your hands in his own, proposing again.
Loki
-He instantly blocked a kick from you, still a bit stunned that you were a woman, annoyance quickly building that a woman had been kicking his ass for the whole of the match.
-He charged, holding his chained blades in his hands and was stunned when you caught his wrists, flipping him over in a monkey flip, landing so you were straddling his waist, your gun, now a handgun, pointed between his eyes.
-You felt his blades against your torso, locking you in a stalemate as either one of you could kill each other in an instant.
-Everything was still for a moment, everyone was looking at you both, seeing which one would strike first.
-Loki then smirked up at you, his tongue licking his lips, āNow this is a sight~ I just wish you sat just a bit lower~ā
-Your bitch slap, sending him flying across the stadium, was heard even outside the stadium as you were bright red, shouting at him, calling him a pervert.
-Your cute reaction was amusing to see by everyone as the match ended in a draw and you ran to the backstage area, holding your cheeks like you were a pure maiden.
-He showed up to your room after you were both patched up a bit later and before you could slam the door in your face, he quickly slipped inside, hugging you as you tried to get him away, āDonāt be so cold~ā he found your flushed face amusing and became a pest that never seemed to want to leave you alone, as he found himself intrigued with this strong battle maiden who reacted so cutely with affection.
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CW: Blood/Blood Stains
YIPPEE I GOT A HANDFUL OF DRAWINGS FROM HELLOPAINT RAAGHHHH!!!
I'm not sure as to why I've been drawing on there recently? But the brush is honestly really nice to draw with, imo. It hits different- š« But anyway, DOODLE TIME EEE- (This is me trying to put down enough text to separate the CW and the first drawing because it's the one with blood. š)
There's different fandom drawings?? in here so I'll just slap my Habit stuff down first because I'm a little gay gremlin-
Sillay little Pabit, I don't draw him enough honestly-
Got a couple DCA drawings- I'm really proud of the Sun one. I even tried to color it in procreate but uhhh it was really late so it remains unfinished- š
My ass would STRUGGLE to draw the DCA for a long ass while, but I think I have a somewhat good footing when it comes to drawing them now? Assuming my style doesn't instantly change up when it comes to drawing them again- š
KERMIT AND BIG BIRD DOODLES??? WOAHH THAT'S CRAZYYY š¤Æ
I really like the big bird doodles, he's pretty fun to draw ngl.
Yesterday I had fallen down a tiny spiral of muppet/sesame street bloopers, and aside from the silliness, I just love the art of puppeteering overall. It's so admirable as to how full of life those puppeteers make the characters look. There's so many different types of puppets too it's crazy, but they all make it look SO EASY. Like bro, how the hell did Big Bird's actor/puppeteer (current and past) even manage to operate him? (Years of practice ik, shush-) HOW DO THEY KNOW WHERE THEY'RE GOING?? I know with the handheld puppets, their puppeteers look at monitors on the ground as a visual aid, BUT WHAT ABOUT BIG BIRD? AND SNUFFLEUPAGUS??? š Snuffy has TWO people operating him, THAT'S CRAZY-
I'm rambling omg, but ANY WHO, I just love that shit. I actually never really grew up with sesame street nor the muppets, but I admire the work behind it. I genuinely want to make a puppet of my own so bad just so I could learn how tf to make one move so fluidly, and to just be silly with it. I think it'd be a load of fun.
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āØSevās Follower CelebrationāØ
Hi, my loves!!! I hit another milestone (š¤Æ), and I wanna thank all of you for supporting me, encouraging me, and screaming over fictional men with me š
Now we all know Iām super slow with even drabbles because I am a whore for lore, and take it entirely too far every single time š
itās a weakness of mine. So weāre going in a different direction this time to see if I can get my life together š¤£
Please send a clone, a color, and a time of day for a 7 sentence ficlet. Please specify nsfw or sfw.
So you might send: Fox, blue, night time, nsfw š
Thank yāall so much again. I love being a part of this community, and exchanging stories with such amazing people š„°
Cheers,
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Okies, here's my NaruHina Fair wrap-up bingo card šš The month went by way too quickly. THANK YOU everyone who participated for all the wonderful NaruHina fics and art and moodboards and other stuff!!! Even if it's not on this list, I enjoyed everything I saw and read š I loved reflecting on NH Fair last year, and this Bingo card gave me a way to think more deeply about everyone's work again this year š
This SHOULD NOT be opened in public *opens it anyway* - @iamdslr's nsfw art that she surprised us all with on discord š„š¤Æ absolutely gorgeous depiction of one of my fave positions š sorry tmi
Flooding this artist with tons of notifications - @shirii My fave was definitely the Evil AU!!! So cute, so evil. A perfect art to match madglow's "A New Dawn" fic! Also I love how saturated the colors are in shirii's art.
I've lost count to how many times I've seen/read this. AND I'LL DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN - "Cruel Angel" by @sessakag The horror and the smut is just soooo Sessakag-style. Like no one else could have possibly written this. Also I don't know who suggested "the world's ending and you're far from your love," but I thought the prompt sounded impossible, and you know what, Sessakag can write the impossible.
Had a bad day but seeing this made it better - "For Ruin and the World's Ending" by @badluckbrebis thank u for reposting this because it seems like I completely missed/forgot about this, it seemed new to me š I love it so much, the description of their world is so vibrant, and yeah, an update from you makes life so much better š„ŗš !!!
THIS IS WHAT TRUE LOVE LOOKS LIKE - @diyas-diaries-98 All of the short stories in "NaruHina Month 2023" are so cute and stars-in-their-eyes in love, but my fave is "Me in Your Eyes"!! The prompt is already a foundation for the fandom, but you took it to the next level in describing how they see each otherš¤©
THIS DESERVES TO BE SEEN BY ALL *shares work multiple times* - I have recommended @wickermayne's "Chicken Ramen for the Pervert's Soul" several times, and I will do it again!!! Actually I think "Hinata (Light Femdom)" is the first fic I read/commented on for you....anyway, I love, love, love it. Will always love it.
This is so silly. I LOVE IT! - "Things that Moan in the Night" is just....wow. honestly it was a toss-up between the cold shower and this bingo square, but in the end, it's a really fun smutty fic for me that's experimental in a way most smut fics aren't. I love the writing challenge of switching pov's, especially to 2nd pov.
It's not enough for me to see/read it. I NEED TO EAT IT TO BECOME A PART OF ME! - @lavvdil's "devouring you" for the beauty and the beast prompt!! Hinata's just gorgeous!! I would so love to write that kind of NaruHina, the Naruto who's so close to the demon itself, the Hinata who's so precious to the demon... reminds me of utsu's fic "Monster of the Tales". then @avbocetos's "Kiss the byakugan princess!" art is so, so lovely, the blank period/The Last NaruHina kiss is soooo passionate, and mmmmmm I want to write that so badly. That kind of heart-pounding kiss!
it's sooooo FLUFFY! - "My #1 Supporter" by shineofdawn, ohhh my gosh, so I'm already a sucker for pianist Hinata. But just the way shineofdawn was able to have Hinata's piano music be a support for badminton player Naruto, the connection is so wonderful š and "Promise Rings" by @powerful-niya has gotta be the fluffiest thing Niya has ever written. It's sooo...ugh, love!!! They're in love and promising themselves to each other for forever and it's perfect!!!
FREE - @bornonthebreakofdawn's tanka for "Me in Your Eyes" prompt. I love born's poetry, but this one hit it out of the ballpark for me. In such few words, born touched on how sensitive Naruto must be in the way people look at him, and how different and special it must've been when he saw how Hinata looks at him. Something to ruminate on.
You've already left a kudos/like - @cherpring's "Marriage (Thai Culture)" art!!!! I love seeing NaruHina in different cultures, and then on top of that, this art has so many interesting details, the cushions (?), Naruto's pants, the flowers, their pins... I love their little blushes!!! Definitely one of my fave arts of this month.
I need a cold shower - "Another Baby" by Its_Levioooosaa got me invested, I loved how excited they were š³ and "Dark Circles" by @bunny-hoodlum ahhhhhhh how exhausted but turned on Naruto was, like, yes, I love that energy!!!
IT WAS NOT FINE - What Is This Heartbreak in "Don't Deny Me" by Imanga šš "Oh, I can't handle angst" she says, "I don't know how you guys can read so much angst" she says. What a liar lol
OMG they replied to my comment!!! - So by far, the longest comment I left this month was for @nightowl27-writer's "Weird Hinata" because imo it was really just the tightest and most skillful writing all month. There was so much to analyze in every line, the relationship between them was so complex, nightowl developed their characters so well!!! I was so happy that nightowl read and replied to my comment š
This fic is incomplete and I shall never rest again - "Free Day!" by @opttagoyeo was the one that got me in a chokehold. What does Kurama MEAN that Hinata might be one of them??? The other fics in "NH Month 2023" are great, too, but there's a little bit more of a closure for the "Red Strings of Fate" and "Time Travel." Priest!Naruto is like 2 more meetings away from seductress!Hinata pulling his pants down and giving him the time of his life, but also what is the mystery behind them??? I must know.
Why is this a one-shot? I need 6 seasons and a movie! - "A New Dawn" by madglow and "ready or not" by @secrettastemakerland, I am so impressed at how they crammed entire gigantic plots that could SERIOUSLY be 2 hour long movies into short fics. How. Just how did they do that. I'm left wanting more!! And also, I'm terribly jealous, like, I wish I could write my ideas that well. "A New Dawn" is the Akatsuki!NaruHina the fandom's been waiting for and "ready or not" AHHHH fox!Naruto!!!!! I just, love fox Naruto. So does Hinata.
How do I ask for an update without asking for an update? - Bunny!!!!! BunnyHoodlum wrote yoga!Hinata and yet another, new troubled!Naruto unlike one we've ever seen before in "Handsy" and I'm so in love with Bunny's writing ughhhhhhhhh, how Naruto is a yes man, how he's so all-over-the-place, and then Hinata, the good girl, rich girl, out-of-his-reach girl!!! This fic hits soo many things for me!
I am drowning in tears and may never recover - @golubhat's "Goodbye Naruto-kun..." art for war and love... you know NaruHina month had barely started, and golubhat just throws this at us from the get-go. That lost look in Naruto's eyes...jeez louise my gosh....the tears...the way he's gripping her head... on the flipside, my fave golubhat art this month was the Soviet high school students au!!!!!!, like, tell me more about that!!!!
11pm is a great time to start a 100k slow burn - I know Powerful_Niya's "Reckless Love" 2-shot probably isn't 100k, but it's definitely on the longer side of fics posted this month, and I did start reading it around 11:00. Anyway, delinquent!Naruto and angelic!Hinata are to-die-for in this fic. They are both down bad for each other and practically in denial about it!!
I don't think I'll be able to sleep well after that - @spaciousignatius posts NaruHina fanfics like...maaaybe once a year, and "Taken" is so terribly melancholy yet so worth the wait š I love it and just hope that Naruto and/or Hinata somehow gets even against these military guys.
Wow, that might haunt me in my dreams - and I mean this in a good way. Just like born's tanka, @opal-chan's "Rage Room" got me thinking... on family, forgiveness, internalizing feelings versus externalization. Opal-chan does a fantastic job with portraying the Hyuuga clan in such a raw way.
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