#but this is what i got

[demonslayedher]

#i sat down to draw something silly about Shinobu's goldfish having the same name as Uzui's favorite food #because I love mining canon for ways to annoy these characters #but this is what I got #kocho shinobu #kochou shinobu

[arecaceae175]

Time - romance

“… I’ll bring Groose, since I’ll be keeping him busy, and we’ll all meet here. Wild will have enough time to get the food ready for you by then,” Legend explained, moving the small figurines across the log to demonstrate his plan.

Time raised an eyebrow as he watched Warriors, Legend, Sky, Wild, and Twilight huddled together in conversation.

“Cooking up some romance, are we?” Time asked.

A blush bloomed across Sky’s face. “We’ll make it in time for Groose’s birthday, so I wanted to do something special.”

Time matched Sky’s smile. “That sounds lovely. How can I help?”

“Hm.” Legend stroked one strand of hair as he surveyed the plan. “We’ve got all the roles we need. You can be backup for keeping Sun on track if Twilight can’t.”

“Is this your plan?” Time asked.

Legend nodded without looking up.

“I didn’t take you for a romantic,” Time said. Legend’s hand paused where he was reaching for a new figurine.

“I’m married, too, you know,” Legend said.

“You’re what?” Wind yelled from across camp. He vaulted over fallen logs and slammed into Time’s side. Time put a steadying hand on his shoulder to keep him from falling onto Legend’s planning table.

“I’m married,” Legend said noncommittally.

“Explain!!!!!” Wind yelled.

“Ravio wanted to get married so he could commit more tax fraud,” Legend said.

Time chuckled softly. Legend’s words might not show it, but his tone was soft and his lips were barely held back from a smile. Time wondered if Legend was even aware of his true feelings.

“What’s tax fraud?” Wind asked.

“Nope!” Warriors hopped up and grabbed Wind by the shoulders, steering him away from Legend. “I’m stopping this now.”

“What? It was just a question,” Wind complained.

“Absolutely not. If you figure out tax fraud you’ll be unstoppable.”

#ok I know this is probably not what you intended when you made the request #but this is what I got #romance is hard guys 😂 #and there was another romance one right before this #linked universe #three sentence prompt #lu wind #lu time #lu legend #lu warriors #lu sky #ace writes #raviolink #groosezelink #malink

[zhxngii]

Hi hi! I wanted to send in a submission for your event, if that's okay.

Name: Anbaa

Description: I prefer close combat, and like playing using elemental reactions. I like to use sword and polearm weapons in-game. I like using characters like Cyno, Kaeya, and such. My favorite elemental reaction to use is Quicken. (Not sure if this is useful but yeah) I don't particularly like using Catalyst weapons.

Scenario: Up to you.

Use of vision: Yes.

I think that covers everything, but if not, just let me know if you need more info. ^_^

Also, hope your day is going well!

(1k event found here!)

Vision: Electro, Partner: Cyno

Scenario(s):

cyno's not usually this rough but this time he is just for the fact you wanted it so bad. he couldn't simply just deny your wishes when you were begging him in that way, he had to fulfill them.

he pulls you back onto his cock as you try scooting away from him, you yelp cutely as his fingers that were digging into your hips sting a little from the fact, he's using a bit of his element, but it wasn't enough to hurt you.

he loves the little noises you make whenever he uses his vision during the time you two are intimate. he has great control of his element and knows exactly where on your body to put focus on.

i did say he's not usually rough but whenever you test him, he'll 100% put you in your place. or of course... if you beg him enough he'll gladly do it.

#꙳﹒ıl、🌨️﹒mail﹕ #⁁﹒💫｀´﹒zhxngii.wrks﹒ꜝ #cyno smut #cyno x reader #genshin impact smut #genshin smut #genshin x reader #genshin impact x reader #genshin thirst #honestly would've been a bit better if you gave a bit more detail about yourself #but this is what i got

[cryptictongues]

Please, please, please a snippet of anything with Barnabas in it. Please x

Here is a snippet from the Barnabas x Leviathan!Reader story I'm working on!

"I see you've found the library."

Your head snaps up, getting slight whiplash due to hearing such a loud voice that contrasts with the quiet shelves. You are curled up on the couch, reading a book on legends regarding the Eikons. You knew about most of them, but you were focused on reading more about the Eikon you possess, trying to gain some kind of ground on what she can do. What you can do.

"You are reading a very old book on the Eikons. So old that record of Odin is nonexistent." He is standing in front of you now, looking upon you with eyes that convey interest.

"Is that so?"

"Indeed. What else do you like to read?"

You ponder for a moment, shuffling through all the genres in your head. "I read a lot of books about heroines. I've always liked the idea of strong women. You don't see many of them."

"Strong women are the reason we even have the pleasure of existence, so I must agree." Barnabas smiles, moving to sit next to you, causing you to sit up straight. "I will make sure to import some books you'd like."

"Oh please, your majesty! There is no need I-"

"I insist. I treat my guests with the utmost respect. Your wish is my command."

"O-okay," you stutter, not expecting such hospitality from the dark king.

Unexpectedly, you see him move so he is laying down, his head in your lap. Your hands are lifted up with the book, confused as to where they should go and what you should do in this moment.

"Read to me." Barnabas commands, with little authority behind it. You knew this was more so an invitation to let him in, and you knew of you backed off he would accept it. You knew you shouldn't give in, as he is keeping you here against your will. The problem is, however, you want to.

"Certainly, your majesty." You squeak, opening the page you were on about the history of Drake's Horn and Leviathan. You read, your fingers having a mind of their own as they stroke Barnabas' hair. You swear you can hear him hum under your touches and feel him chase your fingertips as they run through his locks.

And it wasn't long after that you two fell asleep, book forgotten, with Barnabas' arms wrapped around your thighs and your arms cradling his head.

#this is very much a rough draft there are things I need to edit and add #but this is what i got #ENJOY GHOST <333333 #barnabas tharmr #asks

[whenigetboredijust]

Guys idk what i just drew but pls look at him

#fnaf sb #some kinda dca variant #an eclipse? or just a silly boy #who knows #but this is what i got #fnaf security breach #fnaf daycare attendant #daycare attendant #five nights at freddy's #fnaf eclipse

[keithsandwich]

My Pinterest in a getting married to Keith Howell vibes today.

#i wonder why #lmao #no honestly. this is not what i was looking for when i opened it #but this is what i got #not complaining #keith howell my love 💕

[unganseylike]

where did you find ghost q&a by Anne Carson? I love it so so much

hiii yes heres the full poem

#long post #asks #apprently theres another version of it? #but this is what i got #as u can tell i pulled lines #from it with no context and it is indeed extremely nonsensical on first read

[nicejobkid]

Where did my wings go? I could've sworn I could fly Straight up into the sky

Boy, I should have known It was all just a lie No one on earth can fly

Thought the things you said would turn out true Guess that's what I get for trusting you You said if I believed enough, I would fly Why didn't I?

Did faith let me down Or did I not have enough? That distinction is tough

Still, I thought your hands Protected me from the fall Did you mean that at all?

Thought the things you said would turn out true Was it even you I listened to? I thought if I believed enough, that I would fly

Air is rushing past, and I can barely see Seems like this fall will be the death of me In a second now, the ground will come to take me home

Suddenly, a peace that I cannot explain Feels like the wind is running through my veins Oh, and all that I can do is close my eyes as you lift me up You lift me up

All that I know now is sky and cloud Don't know when my feet last touched the ground You said if I believed enough, I would fly

"Flying" by Cody Fry

Top Gun: Maverick

#top gun #top gun: maverick #tgm #mavdad #MAVDAD MAVDAD #DO NOT TAG AS ROOSMAV #pete maverick mitchell #maverick #bradley rooster bradshaw #rooster #i wish i was talented enough to make like #a video edit or gifs #but this is what i got #everyone listen to this song immediately!!!! #flying by cody fry

[nonsupe-a]

“   i need you to trust me.   ”           there is that word again.     trust.     sentiment that barely exists in him these days out of extreme caution and,      frankly,      a sense of paranoia that has kept him alive for years.      trust that he’s not often willing to give just anyone.      he knows to keep to himself,      reserve for only those he knows wouldn’t dare to drive a knife between his vertebra when he had his back turned.      but @firedblanks​ isn’t just anyone.      she’s colby.

she knows the ins and outs of him regardless of how much he thinks he’s hidden away in a dark far away corner out of some sense of precaution.     for himself or her is yet to be known,      even after all this time.      he’d like to believe it was a sense of duty that kept parts of his life in the dark even now.      to believe that it came from his sense of duty to her,      to protect or spare her from the watchful eyes in his life,      the awful brutality and insanity of his job,      but truth is   --   some small part of him will always be reserved.      not because he doesn’t trust her,     he does,     more than anyone and with his life,       but because its been burned into him that he can never trust anyone.     words of a old teacher come to mind:   trust makes you vulnerable,     vulnerability makes you weak,      and being weak gets you killed.

but she is colby.

the same colby who holds his face in her hands when the world has become too heavy for his shoulders.      the same colby who looks at him with compassion even when he feels like he deserves very little.     colby who still sees the man in him,      not the monster or the machine they have created.      he knows that she trusts him.     surely the least he could do is the same.      right?       right?

“   i do.   ”          said with conviction.      definitively.      there’s not another soul in this world that he trusts like her.      her above all else.          “   i trust you.   ”

#firedblanks #[ 𝙼𝙴𝚂𝚂𝙰𝙶𝙴 𝙳𝙴𝙻𝙴𝚃𝙴𝙳 . ] inbox. #[ 𝚅𝙴𝚁𝚂𝙴 . ] you’ve become familiar with destruction / season 3. #hear me out ... borderline the turning of events. between season two and three. #this probably makes very little sense #cause im Rusty #but this is what i got #stand in the rain with me akjgn

[udekai]

"Make a Moodboard using 9 images from your phone" Thanks @softasawhisper for the game!

@seashorelesbian @gayest-of-lawyers-dumbest-of-ass

#non dd #man i just cleared my phone out too #this could have been WAY more unhinged #i have no idea how many people im supposed to tag #but this is what i got #legally #you have to do this actually #it says so in this contract i wrote in dry erase on the back of my hand because i didnt have a piece of paper

[nyehhh-hh]

Looking at my old blog and it's just said deactivated........ F U

#literally THE socmed platform that i like #but this is what i got

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours? #also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that! #unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

[dishsaop]

the worst part about being an adult is thay its no longer socially acceptable to just roll down a really big hill and then run back up it and roll back down again. "oh is this a syphilis metaphor" passerby would ask. "is this for a tick tock". no i just wanna come home covered in dirt and scratches and bask in the the solace of childlike mirth

#m text #everyone rbing this without the addition and commenting 'op did you mean sisyphus' yes. yes i did #'where did the discord screenshot reblog go did you delete it' well in the 10mn after posting it someone had a funnier reblog #so i was like oh. ill delete the less funny one i did for the funnier one #and then. guess what got big.

[finalgirlcock]

haunted house uquiz by streetlighthalo

#i got the anatomy house btw post what you got in the tags #uquiz

[stealthrockdamage]

need to post my favourite tweet in the entire world

#twelve retweets. tragic. what the hell. this person was a visionary and they got 12 rts #anyway yeah. i gotta get into a mosh pit. next time i'm at a metal show #my 5'7 estrogenized ass will get smashed into a pulp. it'll be awesome

[crustaceousfaggot]

No nuance allowed. Put your nuance in the tags, I just want a yes or no answer

#1k #why the fuck did this blow up #this post sucks #i turned off notifs after like 300 notes cause it got sick of seeing tags #and now I look and there's fucking 12k???? #y'all could be reblogging my makeuo and cosplay posts that I spend hours on but no #Tumblr is as tumblr does #anyways #10k #what the fuck why's it still going #20k