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geniusbuilttm · 1 month
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Note: Mikey’s food is usually great, just stay away from his ‘new recipes’ if you like your taste buds -❤️🐢
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@tmntaucompetition
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bitternace · 17 days
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WHY ARE YOU SO EVIL!!! /POS. ATTACKING YOU.
Xemnas and Xigbar for 37 if that number hasn't been done? If it has, how about 74?
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no puedo pedirle lo eterno a un simple mortal // ay, todo lo que he hecho por ti.
[ID: a mostly black and white drawing with a purple overlay of xigbar and xemnas shown from the hip up on the left side of the image. the background is black and has some diagonal lines with a bit of transparency on the right side. the shadows are harsh, with only a bit of light falling on their faces.
they stand before each other turned to the audience. xigbar, holds the handle and the middle of No Name before him, head tilted down as he looks to the audience. xemnas stands a full head taller behind xigbar, his left hand held some distance below the bladed tip of No Name, his left eye is covered by his fringe.
xemnas visible eye is painted ochre with a white pupil, while xigbar's eye is white and gold. The eyes on no name's handle and the gazing eye on the blade are a vibrant cyan. the caption reads the spanish lyrics "i can't ask a simple mortal for a forever" and "oh, everything i've done for you." /End ID.]
close-up under keep reading.
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#capisnotonfire#PUTS MY HAND TO MY STERNUM AND FALLS TO THE FLOOR ON MY KNEES /affectionate#warning to whoever might open the link; there's a slightly suggestive several 'ay's at the beginning porque shakira it's also bass heavy#OBJECTIVELY THE FUNNIEST SONG THAT COULD'VE COME UP. it's the gift that keeps on giving!!#this specific remix's been on my top list... several years; top five for a couple. i've loved it forever. top radio edits ever.#it's basically about a guy that makes up excuses to hide he's cheating and a gal that's fed up with his bullshit and is like. okay. bye.#i briefly considered going with............ right now i know my heart is yours <- in regards to i'm already half-xehanort#as per usual not ship art but it would be HILARIOUS if it was. it would've been able to go so many incredibly funny tragic ways#nano does reqs#my doods#xigbar kh#xemnas kh#IT TOOK SO LONG. putting this out there because i WILL lose my marbles if i do anything more. it's not as polished as it could.#fret not if you've asked for a req i am still doing 'em this one just. kicked my ass (been busy). i tried a couple of things and failed#THEN the file corrupted like 9 hours in and i wanted to die a little (thank the heavens my drawing app has a#thing to get back corrupted files through their screen recording) but i GIVE UP (affectionate)#Does this make sense thematically? Fuck if i know. i forgot all lore (half serious). it looked cooler in my head (jesting)#anyways. mwah tysm for the ask<3#i love posting at mystifying times (i finish at terrible hours and get excited)#described
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piastriachios · 2 months
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jendo, but they work in the same company 🙏​
send me a pairing and an au and i'll give u 5 hcs
hi anon, did you hack into my discord dms w @hungriestheidi? bc i have a wip idea just like this lol hence why this ran away from me <3
Lando finds a job as an executive assistant to Jenson, who is probably a Managing Director or smthn at an investment bank, big fund, etc. smthn finance-y and stiff. It’s not his dream job, but it pays better than anything he actually might want to do and it’s smthn ab the promise of a big and “official” sounding name on his resume pulls him to it
Lando probably doesn’t even meet Jenson in person until a few months into the job, which is wild to him considering he is monitoring his inbox which is flooded with highly confidential material non public information (aka the kind of shit you could do insider trading with), setting up all his appointments, both professional and personal, and becoming intimately familiar with his life. Restaurant preferences. How much he spends on dry cleaning. Details from his divorce (he was most definitely not meant to scroll that far down his inbox nor read that. whatever.)
When they do finally meet, it’s at the celebration for the close of a deal Jenson’s been working on. Lando had planned the whole thing — booked the venue, sent out the invites, etc. — and he doesn’t realize he’s invited until he’s having his weekly alignment meeting with Jenson who drops some vague comment ab some matter like “we can talk more about that in person at the dinner party” and lando is like what and Jenson is like ?? “You do realize all executive assistants are invited, right? You’re also part of the team.” Which like. probably makes smthn curl up a bit in Lando’s chest bc it feels nice. To be part of something bigger than just himself! Especially when his job can feel so thankless!
Dinner is good and Lando stays until the very last second because he needs to close out their tab. He’s not surprised when Jenson stays behind and doesn’t leave for the afterparty (he reads every single email. He knows he thinks the MD from the other bank also working on the deal is a dipshit as well as everyone else on that team) but he is surprised when he asks Lando if he wants to stay behind for a drink. The whole thing is very strange bc this is the first time they meet face to face but lando knows so much about Jenson’s life and Jenson knows very little of his, but for once the conversation revolves mostly around him and his life and it’s. Very nice.
He doesn’t take Lando home bc that would be too much too fast, but his next big deal is with a local client so he finds himself going to the office more and more. Which of course means more lunches together on the odd day he’s not with a client, a few late nights at the office sprinkled in, growing tension…
“I know you read about my divorce.” Jenson drops the comment and it’s nonchalant but still dizzying. He’s in Paris with Jenson who is speaking at a conference and he’s there to help him with his schedule (which is not in line with the expense policy. which he’s memorized by now. Which means that Jenson is paying for lando to be here out of his own pocket.) and they’re in Jenson’s suite and it’s probably later than it should be for an alignment meeting. But at this point he also knows that it will take months for any other EA to know half as much about Jenson as he does, to do things half as well as he has managed to, so he gulps but raises a brow and stares right at Jenson as he says: “and what about it?”
They fuck nasty in front of the vanity in the executive suite of the Paris ritz Carlton. Lando gets a full body shiver 2 weeks later at the memory when he’s sitting at his desk filing the expenses for the feast they’d ordered from room service right after.
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sennaverstappen · 19 days
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hi sweets! let's see for..... 37. ... without a motive + gax, if you're up for it! 🌷🌷🌷🌷🌷🌷🌷🌷🌷
from this! sorry for being so extremely late 😭😭💌💌
“So, do you want to kiss?” 
George feels his blood run cold. Or hot. He isn’t sure anymore. 
The Mercedes motorhome is mostly empty, and very quiet. Toto had already left - had urged George and Max to do the same. Somehow, George is still here. A mosquito zooms past his ears. 
Max looks at him like he’s expecting him to answer that question. As if he had just asked George what time it is, or what he’s doing over the summer break. Not - that. 
He might have misheard, he realizes a bit late, licking over his teeth to check if he’s not dreaming - all of his teeth fall out in his lucid dreams. They are still very much there. He swallows, a chill running down his back - a drip of sweat, too.
“What did you say, mate?” His own words are slurred, but it’s probably not from the alcohol any longer. Max raises an eyebrow. 
“I asked if you want to kiss,” Max says, as if he’s asking George if he’d like a cup of tea, or a ride home, perhaps. He does not trust his ears anymore, even if the mosquito is still zooming past him.
For the first time, or the second, maybe, George considers it. Max is not… un-pretty, or anything of the sort. His lips look plump, and he’d have to lean down a tad to reach them. The thought does not sound despicable, at the very least. 
He hasn’t kissed anyone since -
George scraps that thought. 
In a moment so unlike him he must still be dreaming, if he ever was, George nods. He swallows, and it’s dry. He licks his lips in a disastrous attempt to wet them even a little, cracked from the Bahrain heat. 
Max smiles, reaching for George’s cheek, and he can’t help but let out a sigh, leaning into the touch. His hands are softer than expected. 
He should’ve touched Max, too. His brain is lagging.
Max puts his lips on George’s, shuddering into the kiss. George’s right, as he usually is - his lips are soft, and Max is a good kisser, too. He can’t help but moan as he deepens the kiss, feeling Max lick at his teeth. 
He tries following Max’s lips when he breaks the kiss, and Max has the audacity to giggle. “That was nice. I will see you after the debrief, then?” 
George is left alone in the Mercedes garage once again.
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rebouks · 10 days
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Happy, happy birthday, Becca!!! 🥳
mmmmmmmm was a lovely cake Markus.. 😌
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sleepanonymous · 1 month
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Remember that you are so loved 🖤
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girlshadowthehedgehog · 2 months
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🫶 How do they handle physical touch?
I think that Team Dark is pretty casual with physical touch, depending on the context of that touch! For example: you can easily find Shadow and Rouge sitting on Omega's shoulders or Rouge with her arm around Shadow whilst talking to someone.
I think that Rouge is the one to initiate touch the most, with Omega being the second most (I believe he's pretty conscious of how easily he can hurt someone, so he reserves his initiations more than Rouge), and Shadow the least. This isn't to say that Shadow is uncomfortable with touch from the others. He's just less likely to go looking for it.
However, when Shadow does go looking for touch, the others know it's important because I think he initiates it during stressful or emotional moments. This is where I think Rouge feels somewhat awkward because emotional vulnerability isn't her strongest element. Perhaps she wonders if someone else is better in her shoes. Then, it's a fascinating concept for Shadow to be seeking emotional warmth from a cold, killer robot. It doesn't matter to Shadow that Omega feels cold to the touch because they both understand the care they have for each other runs much deeper than physical temperature.
Oh, also, I think that Omega doesn't really need physical touch, logically, because he's a robot. Though he knows, through observations, that these sorts of things are important to the team as it showcases solidarity and loyalty in a subtle way.
👮‍♀️ Who has the longest criminal record? What are the highlights?
Unfortunately, I don't have as much to say on this one compared to the other question, whoops!
I'd have to go with the obvious answer and say Omega because there’s no way he hasn't destroyed property that cost a billion, or more, just for the fun of it. Omega fun!!! ^_^
Rouge is better at not being caught, so her criminal records aren't nearly as long, in comparison to Omega, of course. Not to mention, she, typically, works for the government or whoever can pay her well. I can only assume that those hiring her can cover any of her criminal tracks if it is for their own bidding. However, if she does something for herself, then she's on her own.
Oh, wait, I wonder if Shadow or Omega can even be considered to have a criminal record because they're technically listed as government property/living weapons? But, anyway!
Those are my thoughts, tysm for asking! :D!!
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AAHHUDKFUCJ!! EVERY POST OF IS AN AESTHETIC MAZTERPIECE!!! /pos ((o(*>ω<*)o)) Your so cool and azum!!!!1 >w<
TYZMMM <3333 ( > 3 <)
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smallsies · 6 months
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you're in a fight to the death, my friend
Arthur Lester is a semi-famous college musician with self-worth issues; John Doe is his fleeting chance at normalcy.
[Additional tags: Alternate Universe - College/University, Musician Arthur Lester, John (Malevolent) Has His Own Body, Aromantic Arthur Lester, Alcohol, Concerts, Developing Relationship, Unhealthy Relationships, arthur essentially using john as a coping mechanism, Mental Health Issues, Depression, Implied/Referenced Self-Harm, please get this guy some therepy, mbb2023]
@malevolentbigbang 2023 fic! Artwork was created by @nemnemito, and @falloutcoys was the beta reader for this fic. thanks for all your help + support!
read on ao3!
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lynzishell · 1 month
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Drop this sunflower🌻into the inboxes of the blogs that make you happy! Let's spread a little sunshine!
LOVE YOUR CHARACTERS!❤️
AAAHHHHH Igs, my friend, I adore you endlessly!!! TYSM 💖🌻💖I am so happy we are moots 🥹
But no, I LOVE *YOUR* CHARACTERS pls!! Never thought I could love anyone as much as Lawrence and Julian.. but now Gideon and Sasha have stolen my heart as well! 😭❤️
Sending you fields of infinite sunflowers!
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twistedappletree · 4 months
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pathos-logical · 2 years
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Tagged by the wonderful @loveize to do this really cute picrew!!!
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[ID: A pixelated picrew of me, a girl with long black hair and brown skin. I'm making a heart with my hands and wearing a striped shirt over a purple shirt plus hoop earrings, and I'm smiling against a pink-to-purple sparkly background. End ID]
Tagging @101rats, @thewrongshop, @rosie-with-knives, @coulson-is-an-avenger, and @iveofficiallygonemad, plus absolutely anyone else who likes picrews :)))
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bebagerie · 9 months
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HAIIII EMM BELOVED!! HAIIIIII I PLAN ON READING SPIDERMAN COMICS WHICH SHOULD I READ
HELLOO OMG! I believe I have had this conversation before but I am NOT the person to ask, I decided read orders were too hard and started at the beginning of ASM ‘63
That being said, one of the only modern (ish) runs I’ve read in full was Ultimate Spider-man and I think it’s a great comic, and I do recommend looking into proper read order because the title changed a couple times and the story branched to other comics for brief periods but I really really love it and it’s an amazing read (and it’s the universe which comic Miles originated in!! But thats after a full run with Peter)
whatever you do, Don’t read ASM ‘22 (the current Spider-man run) it’s a wreck and nobody is having fun.
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ARIIII HIHIHIHI HOW ARE YOU DOING MY SWEET LITTLE IRIS<33333 how is uni???? are u surviving? how is your sleep???? i miss u I LOVE U here's a little drink ☕ and here's a snack 🍪 EATTTTTTT okay byebye hehehhe
- @softgirlgonehaywire
MICKEYYYYY MY SWEETIE i’m doing fine !!! just swamped w uni T_T i wanted to post the kenny fic this week but idk if i’ll have time to !! :’3 I’M GOOD OVERALL THOUGH EAGERLY WAITING FOR SPRING how abt u??? i hope uve been resting too !!! and eating n drinking water !!!!
here is tea and cake for u 🍵🍰 brewed & baked w love <333333333 and ofc a sunflower for my sunflower smh did u rlly think i would forget 🌻
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waiting-so-long · 1 month
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If you've got others feel free to just pick one! But 🌍🧭💾
Ahhh thank you!!!
🌍What tags or warnings will your / one of your wip(s) need if you intend to share it? - “soft!simon (emotionally) but also soft!simon (physically)”
🧭An alternative title to your/ one of your WIP(s)? - “Different Colors”
💾What is your document of your wip/ a wip called? (not the stories actual title but what you’ve saved it as) - “Beefy Boy”
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holy fucking SHIT I LOVE HOW YOUR BLOG IS DESIGNED I GOT 2010s WHIPLASH keep doing whatcha love <3
THANK U Z0 MUCHHHH x333 ヽ(≧∀≦)ノ
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