Gotham City Rosekiller au anybody??? Barty jr. as The Joker and Evan as Harley Quinn??
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Umm….you’re 16? And you’ve already read acotar? How old were you when you first read it? (Not trying to judge you, I’m just asking coz I’m curious )
I was 14 😭
It was the first “smut” book I read. Even if it is technically YA
It was my stepping point lmao.
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Do you ever think about demons being a little confused about what gifts humans do and don’t like during ‘courting / courtship’ say MC LOVES getting jewelry (fairly standard counting gift across worlds) but when one of the demons gifts them a beautiful set of REAL still a little bloody eyeballs they scream and that’s just so confusing for the poor demons.
YESYESYES!!!
CW: Gore mentioned (cuz like bloody eyeballs)
Especially Asmo and Mammon- but I’m gonna focus on Asmo for this <3
He always wants you to have the best of the best!!! He’s always gifting you the best jewelry, lovely new outfits, anything he thinks you’ll like he gives you in the hopes that you’ll understand just how much he cares for you. How often he’s thinking about you and what you like.
So when he overheard you telling another demon in class that his eyes are ‘such a beautiful color!’ well…..it’s only natural that he gets them for you!!!
Surely you’ll love them!!! Asmo takes extra care to clean the blood off the eyeballs, before he puts them in a adorable little pink gift box and leaves it on your bed, right where he always leaves your little gifts <3
You’ll love it!!! He can’t wait to hear you gushing about your new gift later!!! What he doesn’t expect is to hear you screaming, calling for whichever demon is closest to get them out of your room- why????
He put so much care into getting them for you!! he runs to your room and sees Beel taking the box away from you, telling you not to worry about it, he’ll take it away and Asmo wants to cry- what did he do wrong??? they really were beautiful eyes- you should love them!!!
Beautiful jewelry and clothes are fine but an even more thoughtful and important gift, he had to rip out himself isn’t??? It doesn’t make sense!!!
Why do humans have to be so damned confusing???
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Guys um sorry for being low-key fucking dead but look! Leon Plushie!
The fact he’s near the same size as my cinnamoroll plushie is crazy to me😭 Leon the fatty
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I thought of an idea for plant Raph..
I was trying to figure out in my head how they would turn a pile of grass back into Raph (definitely not for a rough fic I have in my head)
So this is before Donnie extracted Raph’s mutagen from the creep and gave it back to him
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Buck stroking the table while staring at Eddie has to be the most sexually frustrated shit I’ve seen in my life
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