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trader-scars · 3 months
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doc and martyn both not really caring about shipping but being pro themself being shipped with ren is so funny. what is it about him that makes married men with children go yeah i want that one in particular
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kanis-things · 2 months
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choose your patron carefully !
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obsob · 3 months
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once more around the sun!! :3
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winepresswrath · 7 months
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one thing I like about tazmuir as an author is that at any given time she will be like "here is a character," and I will think "that's nice, but I don't care. please return me to my beautiful Gideon" and then she'll be like "no. look at this other character under a microscope. they are so fucked up and full of love in such specific ways. probably they are bad at sex also." and I make a shocked face and welcome them into the pantheon in my heart, still waiting to hear from my beautiful gideon, at which point tazmuir will show me another character. and then.
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devotionfm · 9 months
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The son (moomin) the father (snoopy) and the Holy Spirit (miffy)
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nyanomachine · 6 months
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"I'll have you know, I stood up for myself to Mystra and I only cried for twenty minutes afterwards"
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luvit · 1 month
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hmmm...🌷mean könig with no regards for your feelings!! even if you're just hooking up random, expect to be spit at and slapped while you moan out, sore but addicted.
feel free to ignore/delete! ILY! mwah☀️☀️
(gn!reader, mdni 18+, tw: dubcon)
orlaaaa!!! 😚❤️ sorry this took so long bAHAHA könig however? not so sorry. not even in the slightest
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könig is a busy man, fucks on his own time. he makes time in order to do so, so shouldn't you be appreciative of that? shouldn't you thank him for being so considerate of taking care of your needs? i mean, he's mainly taking care of his own needs but wouldn't it work either way?
it hurts at this point. i know it does, because you've cum so many times you aren't sure you can anymore :( i know he's just plowing into you though, squatting over you and driving his hips into yours while your legs are hung over his shoulders or trapped in the crooks of his elbows. you couldn't run from him if you tried. just have to lay there and take it while he brings you to another one.
"no more, no more," you're scratching at his forearms while he claws at your hips. you're folded in half while his pace doesn't stop. "can't take it. can't cum anymore."
könig snarls, grips your face hard so that your bleary eyes can just barely make out his glare. your cheeks are squished and lips parted, giving him the perfect opportunity to spit into your mouth. shoves your face to the side and into the pillows because he's so irritated. the audacity of you to complain! all because he's doing this for you. and for him. the both of you. can't you see?
"just fucking take it," he'll grit out. you're absolutely blinded by the mix of pain and pleasure rippling through you. pretty sure your legs are going numb from being suspended so long. can't feel much besides that brutal in, out, in, out of his cock pressing as far as it can go.
god the stretch hurts. but it hurts so good. you're pretty sure you're crying but you can't really see anyways. can't keep those eyes open for him. makes you all the more focused on the sensations of his dick fucking you open.
"kö..." you stutter out, whining when he pauses to quickly adjust. gives you only a moment of a breather, not even on purpose. "könig, want a break. m'going crazy."
"yeah? crazy on my cock, right?"
"hurts," you huff out. you're squeezing so tightly, that coil in your belly creating this ache in you that you're sure you're trying to push him out. but all that does is make him groan and keep going. god, he loves the feel of you. can't get enough of it. just can't. just won't.
"one more, i promise," he grins down at your pathetic face. you whine out because you know he's lying. it's all in his tone and on the look of his face. doesn't mean it in the slightest, just wants to keep his dick in you. needs to convince you to let him keep his dick nice and warm. "it will feel good, ja?"
"okay," you relent. because even though deep down you know he's lying... maybe this time it'll be different? maybe that gut feeling is really his dick.
"good," he coos. starts smashing his dick into you much harder, grinding it into you so you really have no choice but to take it. könig lets out this guttural groan when you twitch underneath him. "taking it like you're supposed to. like you were made to do."
you try to lessen the blow of his hips with your hands at his torso. there's already so many red scratches littering his stomach from your earlier rounds. don't even know why you keep trying because you're no match for the strength of his hips crashing into yours.
"m'gonna cum," you tell him between long moans. your breathing's ragged. it shouldn't feel this good. should've tapped out hours ago. "gonna cum, please."
"s'because it feels good."
"yeah," you admit to him through a pout. because you can't lie. why does it have to hurt to feel this good :( god, you think there's something wrong with your brain. fucked to mush because of this man. all because he was using you as his personal fucktoy.
"'course it does," he chuckles.
you don't have any warning that you're cumming. you didn't even realize how fast it was coming up on you anyways, it blending with the overwhelming sensations that carried over when he didn't stop fucking you the last time you came. but he knows. könig knows. he can feel it.
it seems whatever higher power is taking mercy on you, because he manages to spill his load inside of you. finally. he lowers your hips so you're back flat against the bed and whine when he keeps himself plugged up inside. he starts kissing all over your face, wiping away the tears and the sweat on your forehead.
"you did so good, so good," he praises.
you're trying to calm yourself down. believe that he's being so good to you. but you can still feel the way he ever so slightly keeps rocking into you. he'll claim that it'll help you. help calm you down because if he pulls out right now then you'll be so sore and it'll hurt even worse. needs to work his way out. except he has no plans on taking his dick out. you know that you'll just have to keep taking it. want to be so good for him anyways. you're sure he's conditioned you to like the pain.
that overstimulating feel of the drag of his cock with those multiple orgasms. it's addictive, to be honest you can't imagine yourself without it when you're with him. yeah, maybe you should be grateful to him. spoiling you so much by making you cum so hard, taking care of you so well to ensure you cum multiple. könig knows what you need, after all <3 even if you don't know it yourself
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yesokayiknow · 4 months
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also re clara and missy i honestly believe that clara's one of the few people who dhawan!master lets call him missy. like she runs into him one day and he's in all his purple nightmare glory with that madcap grin and those dead eyes and he opens his mouth and says one (1) word and she's like oh fuck. missy. and he's like yeah yknow what. sure
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limielle · 2 months
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complexity
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pankiepoo · 2 months
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mephone4 and that annoying bitch
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turtleblogatlast · 29 days
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Mentioned this before but as much as I adore the medic Leo headcanon, my favorite type of it is when it’s basically just Leo knowing the most surface level of stuff and carrying around a super basic first-aid kit in his pack. So he knows how to use gauze, and he’s got a ton of Jupiter Jim branded bandaids, and if you really needed it then he can hit you up with some ibuprofen but other than that? Nothing.
But. I love the idea that that changes post-invasion.
They’re pretty sturdy, all of them, so they can take more than one beating and really only need a bandaid for the fun of it. But the invasion hit harder than ice packs and “lots of rest” would help with, and I can bet that a post being beaten to a pulp Leo would have a lot of time on his hands to reflect and, maybe, learn a thing or two as he waits to get better.
It’s nothing excessive, not at first, but he watches veterinary videos, and live surgeries, and other videos in that same realm (because the books are, uh, a bit too jargon-y for him) multiple times over. Just so he knows. Just in case he needs to know.
In his pack, there’s a first-aid kit. With the use of a mini portal for extra space, the kit has grown to include everything from scalpels to butterfly stitches to sutures to even fiberglass patches.
And obviously the Jupiter Jim brand bandaids stay too.
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legendoflozer · 7 days
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Legend and Sky as a duo is so funny to me!!
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Red to the last pic
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mumuqings · 3 months
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tgcf book spoilers, but one mu qing and xie lian snippet that I think about a lot is this one, at the start of xie lian’s second banishment when he’s surprised to hear mu qing being described as generous and kind:
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as opposed to this memory from before his first ascension when mu qing started giving out cherries to the kids in the city:
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I think it just really goes to show 1) how deeply mq’s actions truly affected xl and what he thought of him, but also 2) just how different mq and xl are fundamentally in the way that they think and approach things.
I don’t have a lot of commentary on xl that hasn’t already been said, but bc we get the story from xl’s pov, we see a lot of mq’s actions being framed as selfish or suspicious (which is fair, bc again, we know how much his actions hurt xl), but we also see a lot of misconstrued kindness, like in book 8 where it’s revealed that he knocked out fx in order to save him. it’s also pretty obvious how much mq still cares abt xl, with how quickly he volunteers as fu yao and the lengths he goes to protect him when he deems hc a threat, so I also think it’s very likely that mq leaving the trio first was exactly what he said it was — that he thought becoming a junior official, ascending quickly, would be the best way to take care of not just his mother, but also xl, fx, the king and queen, and himself, and so in a way, him leaving was him acting on his kindness. but ofc it doesn’t work out, and he spends the next 800 years fighting w/ fx about it, defending himself, his decisions, and his kindness, and nitpicking the accuracies of his statues while he himself remains completely misunderstood by the two people he probably cares abt the most.
and idk, I guess I just think that’s probably a really lonely way to spend 800 years.
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sillycathorrors · 2 months
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doing one of these cause i think it would be funny !!
If this post gets 5k notes, ill finally completely cut ties with my toxic ‘friend’ who constantly victimises herself and is honestly the most infuriating person on the planet
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ppiastri · 2 months
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lando's home 🖤
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crystalline-sanders · 2 months
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squip posting in 2024. sorry, it will happen again
Reblog if you're so inclined, it's appreciated
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