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samantha-rae-velcher · 9 months

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The club

Reggie Kray x Fem reader

Requested by: anon

Warnings: Angst, swearing, smut, fluff, use of a weapon, threats of death, Reggie because Why tf not.

A/n: 18+ NSFW if you don't like the warnings please don't read!

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Y/n sat there on her couch thinking about the last few months, Reggie and her had gotten married 6 and a half months ago and here she is feel lost and unappreciated. He barely comes home, and when he does he goes straight to bed. Sometimes he doesn't even say "I love you."

Y/n was done with being ignored. She was done with Ronnie talking down to her like she was nothing, this had to stop and it had to stop now. She grabbed her coat, making sure she had her two daggers. Y/n marched out of the apartment, down the street, and halfway across town to the club. It was empty all except for, Reg, Ron, Teddy, and a few other men she didn't recognize.

"Reg." Y/n said from across the room.

"Be with you in a minute, love."

"Reggie, please. We need to talk."

"Yeah, well I'm in a meeting." The tone in his voice was some what aggressive, she couldn't tell if it was directed at her or not.

Y/n didn't care at this point, she trudged up to them. Pushing past the hurd of men, surprising Reg with her boldness.

"Nah, right now. You've been ignoring me for weeks, if not months. You stay out late doing god knows what, your brother always looks at me like he wants me to die. Strange men show up at the house, I'm constantly being watched by the police, and when you do finally speak to me it's "I'm in a meeting."

"Jesus, Reg. You gonna let her talk to you like that?" One of the men asked. "I think you should take her home and put this sluts mouth to good use."

Before Reg could do or say anything, Y/n grabbed the man by the back of the neck, and bashed his head off the bar. He stumbled back and went to take out his gun, but she kicked him in his stomach causing him to collide with a bar stool and fall on his ass.

She pulled him up by this tie, holding her dagger to his neck.

"What did you just call me?" She growled.

The man grit his teeth when Y/n pressed the blade harder against his neck, drawing blood.

"You dumb American bitch."

Reg watched as Y/n pressed her dagger into the man's side, his cries filled the club and probably reached the ears of nearby cops. The man laid on the floor whimpering as he attempted to stand.

"You ever call me that again and I'll kill you in the most painful way possible, are we clear?"

This new side of Y/n had the front of Reggie's pants tighten, his heart raced as he watched Y/n's eyes fallow the man while he ran out of the club.

"That's the kind of people you spend your time with?" She asked. "Him over me?"

"Y/n I-."

"You what? You promise to be better? You promise that things will change? You promise you promise you promise? Well guess what! I promise you this Reginald Kray, I promise you that when you get home, I won't be there."

She slid her wedding ring off her finger and set it down on the bar, swiftly leaving the club.

Reg picked up the ring, he felt like he had been stabbed in the heart. He loves Y/n with everything he is, he never wanted to hurt her.

"Well, sometime it just ain't ment to be." Ron's voice came from behind him.

"Shut the fuck up Ron."

Reg turned, putting the ring in his pocket. He bolted out of the club, looking up and down the street for any sign of Y/n.

When he entered their apartment, she was in their bedroom packing a suitcase. He entered and closed it as she turned back to the dresser.

"You're not going anywhere, luv." He whispered.

Y/n snatched a blouse out of a drawer, walked back over to her case, pushed his hand away and set it inside. Reg watched as she locked it and left the room, she set it by the door and went to grab her gun off the table next to the couch, but he swiped it up first.

"I said you're not going anywhere."

"Try and fuckin stop me, Reg."

With that, he dropped the gun onto the couch, made his way over to her and took her arm in his grasp. Reg pulled Y/n back to the bedroom and pushed her onto the bed, she sat back as he removed his shirt and tie. Reginald pulled her over, crashing his lips to hers. Y/n tried to pull away but his hand came up to the back of her neck, keeping her in place.

"You're not leaving me, Y/n." He growled. "I won't let you."

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"Do you think he's gonna hurt her?" Teddy asked, checking his watch for the 8th time since Reg left.

Ron looked over at him and shook his head.

"My brother? No. He loves that girl too much."

Ted checked his watch again and began tapping his foot.

"Now I know you care about the girl, just stop tapping your fuckin foot." Ron said, pointing his cigar at him.

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"So fuckin beautiful." Reg moaned as he rutted into Y/n, holding her arms down against bed.

"R-Reg please...I'm gonna cum."

He smirked and slowly brought his fingers down against her clit, rubbing tight circles, making her legs tremble and her head fall back against the pillows.

"I-ahh..." She cried out.

"Good girl, that's it cum for me."

Reg picked up his pace, his thrusts angled perfectly so he hit her G-spot each time. His hand wrapped around her neck and gently squeezed, making Y/n close her eyes.

"You like that, huh?" He asked. "You like it when your gangster uses you?"

Reg pressed his head into the pillow, with one last thrust he coated her walls. He rolled over and pulled Y/n into his side, both out of breath, they snuggled together enjoying each others warmth.

"I don't know if I can get Ron to apologize, but I most certainly try." He whispered.

"Ron is Ron, if he hates my guts...let him. He can be a stuck up crazy man all he wants."

"He cares for you."

"Bullshit."

THE END ❤️

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blingblong55 · 9 months

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To live without- 141+Alejandro

Based on a request:

Hii can I make a request for some angst?? Maybe the reader having an argument with the TF 141 + Alejandro, inside the car or anywhere resulting to a break up?? Cause I'm a sucker for angst, thankss 🫶

F!Reader, angst, established!relationship, break-ups, cheating (not all)

A/N: This will be in 5 parts

Part 1 (John Price), Part 2, (Soap), Part 3 (Gaz), Part 5 (Ghost)

It has been a stressful few months for him, between his job, you, his own safety and yours, let alone the current argument over her. It's why you and he are now in the car, having this argument.

Alejandro:

A mission ruined what used to be something so special and unique. All because of a man who has too much pride to admit he is jealous that his friends and coworkers find you lovely and fun to hang out with. Currently, he is stuck having thoughts about some woman in his team, she's new and was sent from Laswell, so he knows she is just as good for his team.

The downfall of your marriage started way before her though, she was just the last nail in the coffin. He had been sneaking around for months and at first, it was because of the anniversary gift he had made for you. Now, he was sneaking around like some teenager. For weeks on end, he would have late-night gym sessions, early-morning meetings and excuses to extend his stay on base.

Tonight after a much-needed out in the town with him, he accidently slipped her name out. "Natalia, me puedes pasar mi teléfono por favor?" the second you both came to the realisation, he started to make excuses. You never said a word and that's when his insults came in, he bashed and cursed you out. Telling you how horrible of a wife you are, criticising your body, your way of speaking, cooking and even the once healthy sex life you both shared.

"Enough, Alejandro Vargas!"

That's when he knew you were absolutely upset and engraved by him. You only called him by his full name in moments like this. You looked at him as he kept driving.

"You keep fucking saying shit about me, but where the fuck are your own truths!" All he did was stay silent because now he has made the bomb tick.

"Amor-" he tried to calm you down. "Do not fucking call me that! You have lost that fucking right and you have lost me with it because having me, being married to me and even being in my fucking presence is a privilege!"

He tried to hold your hand and you pushed him away. "I know you are cheating on me, I am not as stupid as you think I am. Best believe if there is a stupid one in this marriage is you." Your words are like a dagger.

"Let me explain-"

"I am not listening to you give me some bullshit explanation, Alejandro. I am done with you and this bullshit thing we call a marriage." You gripped on your purse, knowing well you had to finally let it out.

"Please, amor-"

"I want a divorce." You don't look at him, not daring to even make eye contact after asking such a thing.

At that moment, he slowly pulled over and stayed silent, tears forming in his eyes as he looked at the dashboard. You are both silent. The end of a marriage and the beginning, for him at least, of the what-ifs. All you did to stay and all he did to keep you away. At this moment, for you, you thought of your children, and how hard this would be on them but it's better this way.

To live without

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heart4reigns · 11 months

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HELLOO!! (idk if ur taking requests but if you aren’t, you can ignore this) A Cody Rhodes one-shot where it’s the readers b-day and cody is stressing because he doesnt know what to get her. Luckily the reader is very well known and everyone loves her cuz she’s so cool and kind (im sorry im a sucker for a sweet sunshine reader) so everyone starts helping cody plan for gifts and a cute party just for her. Then rhea helps cody get reader like a piece of jewelry she’s always wanted (like a cute hello kitty necklace or something) and y/n freaks tf out. I SUCK AT EXPLAINING THINGS YGHSHHSHW

CAKES AND RINGS, cody rhodes.

gif credits: mxmoth

warnings: curse words, FLUFF FULL FLUFF, kissing

tags: brock lesnar with balloons, i want cody as my bf too, superstar bday bash!!

THE sound of people talking filled the locker room. "okay, let me repeat the errands. everyone's cool with helping right?" they nodded in unison. "of course we are! it's (y/n)'s birthday after all, she always makes all of our birthdays a big deal, we need to do the same for her." bayley said. "right." cody took a second to open up his notes ap. "bianca with the cake, rhea and dom with decorations, brock with balloons-" "shit, now i gotta get balloons?" the big wrestler cut him off. "you wanna bail out?" brock shook his head. "anything for (y/n), i'll get those damn balloons." they laughed. "okay, let me continue."

your birthday was coming up and everyone made sure that it was going to be a big thing, especially for your boyfriend, cody. you were loved by everyone, even the crews. you made sure that everyone was enjoying their time with you, on and off stage. "have you talked to creatives about this?" roman asked. "yeah, they allowed it. we're gonna do it after our match." the black-haired wrestler nodded. "damn, i can't believe you're gonna fight her on her birthday." he added. "well i guess it's really her lucky day."

on the other side of the locker room, you were getting out of your gear. to your surprise, the locker room was empty. it was weird seeing your coworkers not messing around, but you brushed it off. as soon as you were out of your gear, you walked out of the room. "hi todd! you did a good job today!" you saw one of the crews carrying his camera. "thanks, (y/n). as soon as i developed these rolls, i'll email you. got some cool shots of you slamming cody on the table." you chuckled at his sentence.

speaking of your boyfriend, where is he? you thought. you pulled out your phone, calling him. "hey babe, where are you?" you asked. "hey, sweetheart. wait in the parking lot, okay? i'll be right there in a second." he replied. "okay baby, i love you." "and i love you too!" with that, the call ended. you passed several crews, trying your best to keep a positive attitude despite feeling tired after work. there was a sudden commotion near locker room b, you couldn't help but to take a quick peek.

"hello, why is it so crowded here?" your voice caught everyone off-guard. "oh, hi babe!" you said, as soon as you spotted your boyfriend in the middle of the other superstars. "hi babe." the worry from his face disappeared when he realized that you didn't hear the conversation. "we were just talking about how we could differentiate locker room a and b, since it gets kinda confusing." dominik made up an instant lie. cody took a note to buy him coffee for his smooth lie. "i know right! i once walked into montez trying to fix his pants!" "hey, that was embarrassing!" the entire locker room sighed in relief as you had no idea what was going on.

to say the least, cody was stressed out. everything was ready, everything except for your present. he wanted to give you the perfect present and he had no idea what to buy you. you were called by your manager to talk about your future bookings, leaving him alone in the house with your dogs. "you got any idea what we should buy her, p?" pharaoh only wiggled his tail in response. "you're no help." cody sighed.

he groaned in despair, pacing around the house, still looking for ideas. his thoughts were cut-off by his phone ringing. "fuck, thank god you called." cody heard rhea and dominik arguing in the call. "we got the decorations already. where do you want us to put it?" dominik asked. "you can keep it in your trunk, we can bring them inside on d-day." cody replied, still fiddling with his shirt. "alright, then everything's ready." rhea's voice came to the call-line. "wait," cody paused for a second. "i still don't know what to get her."

silence filled the call as cody waited for their answers. "you know, she took an interest in dominik's engagement ring, she almost cried seeing it. does that say anything about her?" then it clicked. it was the perfect timing after all. he was going to propose to you. "god, fuck! rhea, i'm buying you coffee tomorrow. thank you so much!" he immediately got dressed and drove off to the mall.

"i got the perfect ring for (y/n)." cody's eyes lit up with excitement since he had no idea what ring to buy you. "she came here with bianca for her engagement ring, we talked a bit about her dream ring... i also keep notes on my customers incase their partners ever come here to buy a jewelry for them." he pulled out a notepad filled with names. "(y/n) took an interest in this ring." the man excused himself to get the jewelry.

it was a diamond ring, pure and brilliant–cody could imagine you wearing the ring already. "god, that's perfect." he muttered, examining it. "i mean she will like it, she mentioned something about the thought behind it, so what made you decide that it's time?"

cody knew that you were the one when you first met him. you came back to the industry not long after him, due to your injuries. everyone seemed to talk highly of you, making him interested in meeting you, and they were right. everyone knew that the two of you were going to end up with each other. it didn't surprise them when you started dating him. maybe it was the way you were willing to drop everything for him, or the way you made space on the bed for him every time he came home late, or maybe, no one has ever loved him the way you do.

the man was in love and he couldn't wait to spend the rest of his life with you.

days went by and you were busy with work. you couldn't wait to go home. it was a tiring day and you just wanted to go home. it was your birthday tomorrow and you couldn't careless. it was just another day, you thought. sure, you were excited, but with work, nothing else mattered. "hi baby, how was your day?" your mood was lifted up as soon as you saw your boyfriend. "HI BABYYYYYYY!" you yelled, leaping into a hug. cody had no choice but to drop his bottled water to catch you. "missed you the entire day, you left me and p alone." cody fake pouted. "sorry, i was doing work stuff. but i'm here now!"

the night went on, you cooked dinner and cody helped with the dishes. you talked about your day and he talked about his day as well. it turned out that he was pretty bored without you, he said he spent the day just laying around, saving up his energy for tomorrow. you couldn’t help but to chuckle as his laziness sometimes. the domestic life of yours was one of the reasons why you loved your day offs. it was just you and him (and pharaoh, your dog), just laying around, not doing anything. today was actually your day off but you got called by your manager–leaving cody alone to his own business.

"i can't wait for tomorrow." you chuckled, petting pharaoh. the two of you were lying on the bed, saving up the energy for tomorrow. "excited for your birthday or excited to beat my ass?" you laughed at his sentence. "i'm excited to be with you, that's all." you replied, earning a smile from him. "i love you so much and i'm thankful that we're together." you mimicked his expression. "god, (y/n). you're such a blessing, i love you too."

the alarm caught you both with a surprise. "happy birthday baby."

"here comes the birthday girl, happy birthday!" your friends greeted you as soon as you stepped inside the arena. "thank you loves." you hugged them all. "how are you feeling today?" dominik asked. "feeling great, i'm beating my boyfriend's ass today!" cody groaned. "i'm letting you beat me because i love you." you couldn't help but to smile at his response. "i'll see you later babe, gotta change to my gear." you kissed his forehead and walked away from the scene.

"ready for tonight?" dominik nudged him. "course i am." cody replied, pulling out the ring box from his pocket. "shit, man. good luck." the wrestler wasn't nervous of his fight tonight, he was nervous with his proposal. of course he was nervous, it was going to be a special moment for the two of you.

you were already in your gear, ready to face your boyfriend. your makeup was also done and you were standing in the sidelines, waiting for your song to play. your boyfriend practically skipped his way to your side. “ready?” he asked. “as ready as i should be.” he couldn’t understand your positivity sometimes. "good luck out there, baby." he gave you a hug and you returned the gesture. "good luck getting your ass beat, baby!" your song started to play and it was time to go out.

the match started and it played off beautifully. you hit him with your signature moves and he did the same. it was quite an irony for you to finish the match with a cross rhodes, but it made the crowd go wild. he slightly nodded at you, wanting you to do the finisher move. "a cross rhodes by (y/n), what an irony!" the commentator yelled. you pinned cody in the middle of the ring, locking his legs with your forearm. the audience counted down and it was official, you were the winner. "here is your winner, (y/n) (l/n)." the crowd went wild as you took the belt and did your signature pose. the cameras went off, the show ended.

all the sudden, the lights went off–causing you to jump a bit. the next thing you knew, your boyfriend was gone. he wasn't in the middle of the ring. you looked around, trying to find him. "we heard it's someone's birthday today!" you heard your boyfriend's voice. you looked up and saw your friends on the other side of the stage. they were all wearing party hats, even the audience was wearing them as well. your heart skipped a beat as you smiled.

"happy birthday, (y/n)." everyone chanted. you couldn't help but to cry. the support you had was overwhelming and you were very thankful to have your friends and your boyfriend on your side. they got inside the ring, with cody carrying the cake. "happy birthday, baby." he smiled. "blow the candle now!" jey commented. "okay, okay." you chuckled. you blew the candles and everyone cheered on you.

your friends gave you a big group hug and brock passed balloons to you. it was quite comical to see such a big man carrying pink balloons, you thought. you had the mic now. "oh my god, everyone..." you stuttered. "thank you so much for this, god... i can't express how thankful i am to be here." you chuckled, still holding the balloons brock gave you. "i don't want to make this a big deal today because it's just another day for me. but hey, i just won the match and it's my birthday!" you smiled, intertwining cody's hands with you.

you made eye-contact with him, giving him the biggest smile that he had ever seen. "i love you." you mouthed. "and i love you too." he replied, like usual. "anddd i love my friends, i love you all too! thank your coming out today." it was true that one of the best wrestling moments happens when the cameras were already off. everyone was having the time of their lives.

"now, now. everyone calm down." cody had the mic. "we'd like to thank your parents for bringing a sunshine to our lives." the crowd cheered. "who here is always excited to see (y/n) wrestler?" cody asked the crowd, earning cheers from the crowd once again. "everyone loves her but i got some news for everyone..."

he breathed out, "today was the last day (y/n) will perform under her (l/n) family name." you furrowed your eyebrows in confusion. "because the next time she'll be in the ring, it'll be (y/n) rhodes." you were still trying to process what was happening. the next thing you knew, cody was kneeling down in front of you–a ring box in his hand. your eyes widened in surprise as you realized that he was proposing to you.

"(y/n), will you marry me?"

a/n: crying bc im single as hell,,, hope u enjoyed it!!! <3 now excuse me while i go cry

#cody rhodes #cody rhodes imagine #cody rhodes x reader #roman reigns #the usos #jey uso #jimmy uso #brock lesnar #rhea ripley #dominik mysterio #bianca belair #wwe #wwe imagines #wwe x reader #wwe imagine

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birdiewolf · 1 year

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Why are ppl bashing Angrboda for not accepting Atreus’ flower? Do they not realize that their interaction was about the matter of perspectives? Atreus, being born in Midgard, is obviously going to use Midgardian methods of wooing which includes offering flowers. Angrboda on the other hand has only lived in Jotunhiem, so her perspective on nature is reliant on the giants approach to nature which clearly includes respecting it. So obviously when Atreus offers her a flower, she’s not amused and rejects it because from her pov, he’s disrespecting nature and killing plants for no reason.

Like that’s literally it…idk why tf ppl are using that interaction and holding a grudge against Angrboda. Like you could spin the anger at Atreus as well. You could easily say ‘oh why did Atreus kill a plant without any remorse’ or ‘why wasn’t Atreus respectful of Jotunheims wildlife’

Like this ‘discourse’ is so fucking stupid. People getting angry about this need to gain some maturity and common sense. I’m someone who believes that people can like/dislike characters for any reason but that doesn’t mean their hypocrisy in treatment of female poc characters should go unnoticed

#god of war ragnarok #god of war #gow ragnarok #gow #atreus #angrboda #angrboða #loki #gow atreus #gow angrboda #jotunheimen #midgard #mypost

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moonystoes · 1 day

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if you stomp and step on people intentionally, then you are right, I do not like you. One day she is going to seriously hurt someone. Doesn’t matter if people just get up and shake it off. Again, if we on social media hadn’t blown this out of the shop, it would not have been a problem with MT posting that picture. Honestly, I don’t see either MT or LJ doing anything wrong in this situation. We are the problem. And another thing, you need to be able to call out people on their bad behaviour without the racist card being thrown every time. Why is it always ok for people to lash out at McCabe for how she plays, but as soon as LJ is involved in anything people are being racists? Yes, some people are assholes and can’t criticise players objectively, but when someone comes out with an objective meaning of a situation, you get the “you are just picking on her because of race” bla bla bla

Wow what a bunch bullshit you just said. I feel like I need to discuss every point you said because none of them are valid.

1) "One day she's going to seriously hurt someone":

But...did she? How do you know she'll seriously hurt someone if she never did. You're just assuming that based on nothing. She hadn't harmed anyone, so this is irrelevant 💀💀. So let's go harass her and claim her as a aggressive player that injures them when... that never happened? Okay!

2) "if we on social media hadn't blown this out of the shop, it would not have been a problem with MT posting that picture.":

We? Who's we? Cuz that seems like its you and the racists that are bashing LJ for something she didn't do because of a picture withOUT context. 'We' are standing AGAINST the people that are blown this situation. That are actively claiming LJ is some fucking terrorist or something for wanting a fucking BALL. And yes, without YOU racists existing that picture would've been okay. But racists exist, and dumb idiots like MT postes pictures of her OWN black teammate that is experiencing racism for breathing and liking comments of something that never happened is a problem.

3) "I don't see either MT or LJ doing anything wrong in this situation.":

Well start seeing then tf💀💀. I don't even know why MT thought it was a good idea. Turner is in the wrong, be serious.

4) "We are the problem.":

Nope. That's you, not me. Bot us that's standing against racism in sports... don't label me as your kind.

5) "why is it always okay to lash out at McCabe for how she plays":

...is the lashing out in the room with us?? 👀 Because last time I checked, Katie's foals are funny, quirky, crazy, hilarious, and silly. Edits of her fouls are on tiktok and people say shes iconic and funny. The only people that I have seen that spoke against Katie's aggression are Chelsea fans. And that's because they see the HYPOCRISY coming from white supremacists and racists that hate on LJ for being aggressive but support Katie.

6) "But as soon as LJ is involved in anything people are being racists?":

Exactly yes 😘😝, yayy finally you got it 👍.

The reason why this situation is based on racism is because the issue they claim literally never happened. What MT posted never happened, but LJ is getting harassed when she NEVER did it. What happened against Nigeria, did you see me defend it? No, in fact I was shocked and disgusted by it. But this situation? Absolutely RACISM 😝😝!! Because when Le Tissier literally pushed Mayra Ramírez and elbowed faces like she's some fucking rugby player, no one was speaking about it. Everyone is crying about a 'headlocking' that never happened, when poor Mayra was injured and treated like shit in the WSL as well as her not even knowing English.

Lastly, fuck off and never come here again. And if you do, remove the anon so I can block you.

#moonytoes anon #chelsea wfc #chelsea women #woso #woso community #women's football #engwnt #england lionesses

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love-strawberry · 2 years

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every single hue

summary : in which she's part of the heartstopper cast and they all love her to death.

pairing : heartstopper cast x reader

warnings : language

author's note : love this so much!! heartstopper>>>> and heartstopper cast>>>> <3

tagged : @0oolookitsme @ellora-brekker @slut4benbarnes @ateliefloresdaprimavera

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spoilerqueen · 10 months

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KUNG FU PANDA X WUXIA

K guys, have an idea here and i need some feedback if you know anything about wuxia, Xianxia or just a single danmei, y'know how Kung fu panda is actually based completely on not only Chinese culture but heavily inspired by the wuxia genre as well? You can even see the resemblance on some things, the qi being just like spiritual energy than CAN be stolen, like what happened with kai on KFP 3, the wuxi finger is basically a forced qi deviation, the power that you can cultivate by training, the way that oogway literally ascended to a heavenly realm as a god after years of cultivating spiritual energy, like we only needed Po to bleed from his mouth and we have literally everything for it to be an actual wuxia/xianxia story, so i was thinking, why not make a fan comic of the story of the movies as an actual wuxia/xianxia with human characters and a bit more blood and exaggeration????

You may be thinking "why tf would you want to do that with a kids movie" or even just "why?"

And my answers are: because i love Chinese fantasy and kung fu panda so i want to combine them further, and for the second question i would like to say that just because i want to...but that's not the case my fellow internet people... It is because the human versions of the furious five that i always come across on Pinterest i hate with a passion 🕴🏻

Not to say anything bad about the artists skills or to bash their designs at all, but i would love it if people weren't so forgetful about the fact the furious five are you know... Chinese I feel like people isn't taking advantage of that culture at all

And not only Chinese, we're talking about historical periods of old china were no one was allowed to cut their hair or show skin below the neck

Like why would po wear a tiny shirt? Why would po be bald? Why would monkey be black? (It kinda rubs me the wrong way how some people make specifically monkey the only dark skinned character i think it reads racist ngl 🤨) Why would tigress have a pixie cut? Why would viper show so much skin when she's the daughter of a respectable warrior and would basically be very close to being a princess? Like- things like that are completely fine, nothing wrong to the vision they have on the characters, but to the neurodivergent hyperfixating me, the fact that no one overanalizes anything about this kids movie about a panda eating dumplings is outrageous, it's not them, it's me 😔✊🏻

I've spent a few months organizing ideas on how i believe a more wuxia/Xianxia design of the characters would look like

I've been trying to keep the design closer to the animals they supposedly are but it's kinda hard (◎_◎;)

For Po i keept his body shape and decided a bun or any kind of high hairstyle would be ideal for him since he was a cook and still cooks a lot, a ponytail or half up hairstyle would get on his way a lot. I decided to give him vitiligo to mimic the panda spots on his original design, crashing his weight, height and skin to add the unique factor that was present on the movie by him being the only panda on the valley, He's the only one I've actually drawn yet but it is still in development

For tigress or however tf you spell it, English isn't my first language. I decided to go for a sharp and serious look

To keep it simple, I'll be giving her a light brown shade of hair, i want to avoid giving them vibrant hair colors but still having some nods to their color pallets on the movies, giving her an almost reddish light brown hair and mostly red and orange robes with black accents and accessories as well keeping her original outfit with a few changes. I wanted to give her a ponytail since i don't feel like she'd put all of her hair up; and instead of claws, she will have a variety of knives at her disposal for battle

Next, for viper, my favorite gal

I wanted to make her look significantly more elegant and younger that the rest of the five since, like i said, she is from a prestigious family, i wanted to accentuate how pampered a girl from a good family could look, i also decided to keep her ribbon dance plot, the only reason to why i gave her arms, since i love the idea of her fighting with her legs but that ribbon dance so i decided to give her congenital hand differences as her disability, turning the "her family uses fangs to attack and she was born without them" to "her family uses pressure points to attack and she was born with mostly dysfunctional fingers", this way she would still be considered an exceptional warrior with ribbons that she can control with her wrists and arms. I also want to give her a really really dark forest green colored hair :D

M O N K E Y

For monkey i wanted to go for a little more adult vibe as well as for mantis; i wanted to give him some scruffiness since he started out as a prankster until oogway found him...yeah that family friendly story isn't going to work, let's face it, monkey was living in the streets stealing what he could for fun, my man was a criminal and homeless, he wasn't a good person and even po said so while telling his story to the kids, so, I gave him a style that would resemble someone who once was carefree and from a low social position that still doesn't care much about material things, but cares enough to not disappoint or dishonor his masters. I will be giving him a more yellow and light brown wardrobe to resemble his colors on the movie and as for attack, he'll use a long cane like he sometimes does in the canon

Now for crane (≧∇≦)/

Crane is very simple to imagine as a human so there's not much i can say about his design other than the fans, i decided to give him a pair of fans as weapons, using them to cut down enemies as if they were blades and also to give him the stability to fly, since i won't take away his ability to fly as it is something common on wuxia and or xianxia stories, i like to think he is the only one who trained this flying technique by watching real disciples on temples he'd clean, but still needs his fans for stability and to be able to carry and support the weight of multiple people hanging onto him

LASTLY ~mantis~

The mature vibes~ i wanted to keep him looking a bit more like a warrior since that was his job before training under shifu's roof, he had a reputation and prestige, so i thought he might look a bit more professional; I'll also give him green robes but i haven't decided if he'd use a weapon or not 🤔 I'm also keeping him a short king

So, what do you guys think? Should i go more bold with the designs? Have any feedback or opinions? Because I'd love to hear it! (≧∇≦)/

I'm prepared for this post to flop so bad omg

#kung fu panda #wuxia au #wuxia #xianxia #3 am ramblings #don't let this flop #random shenanigans

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NAH IM DONE WITH "ENGENES" (im looking at yall k-enegnes specfically)

WHY THE FUCK IS IT whenever enhypen releases new music, content, at a concert, fuck even breathe that these fake ass fuckers have the need to say something so shit to our boys LIKE WHAT THE FUCK IS UR PROBLEM U STANKY ASS BE GRATEFUL THAT THEY ARE DOING SO MUCH FOR US

if they have so much problem just fucking leave man no need to stay. I feel like atp they are just there for the fan service. The day enhypen stops doing that is the day we all have true engenes that can vibe together fr fr.

On god bro like damn I was literally just thinking about that shit these boys are working fucking overtime (I know they chose to be idols) like back to back tours two hour long shows send off soundcheck new music back to back like what more could you want? Not to mention all the other little side projects they do They’re unproblematic but somehow “engenes” still got shit to say? They have been harassed threatened named called and everything else under the sun but yet people still got shit to say it’s outrageous

And fuck don’t even get me started on the member favoritism holy hot damn the fact that people are singling out members and based off looks or fan service really just grinds my gears like I love heeseung with my whole entire heart but that doesn’t mean I’m gonna bash sunghoon or call jay ugly like tf be for real right now

I have zero respect for people who talk about them like that and try to claim their “engenes” not to mention all the weird fan interactions they have to endure but god forbid they meet an engene in Japan and hug them then all hell has to break loose

There’s just so much more I have to say and honestly I could write 10k words on the topic alone

Not to mention people only talk about their visuals like they are more then their visuals they make incredible music and have some of the most unique voices in kpop that I’ve heard but still everytime you see a post about them it’s about heeseung’s visuals or some nonsense (not saying there aren’t post that praise them) but for the most part I really see post about that which in my opinion is meaningless like yes they are attractive young men (I only look at heeseung btw lol) but they are more than that honestly they deserve respect cause they have done nothing but work hard to put out greatness for us so we should appreciate it they’re always active (especially jungwon)

And the fan service and other engenes being jealous of that girl who did the go big or go home dance on the big screen in Dallas I think it was people literally stalked her account and went years back to find out she was saying the N word and they started dogging her for it (I hate when people use that word) but still to drag her like that was scary and crazy all just because the boys watched her on screen I can assure that the fans are thinking about her more than enhypen so I don’t get where all the jealousy comes in from yeah I wish I got noticed on the big screen but I’m not gonna throw hate at someone just cause she did and I didn’t (and maybe that’s cause they did see me in the crowd why I’m not jealous) but even still that’s too far I understand being jealous but not to the extent of tracking someone’s account down thats actually (if it’s true I just heard this somewhere on tiktok I think) but yeah there’s so much to say and it’s all negative I’m embarrassed that I’m even associated with them by being an engene but sadly there’s nothing I can do but like you said hopefully they will leave and the real engenes will have their time to shine

Another way you can tell those “engenes” are just in it for the members is the fact they are selling their vip1 tickets cause it was said there was going to be no send off (saw it on twitter not sure if this is true either) but if it is that’s crazy like why not just show up and support them without being delusional about it and the fact they walked out last year when enhypen was still performing songs just so they could get close at sendoff like come on it’s just embarrassing atp but anything to get noticed right? Even the members couldn’t stop the “fans” from fighting so that’s how you can tell it’s just a crazed obsession but okay I’m done

For now

#ham st4r⭐️ answers!

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I mean since we’re doing call outs I guess we can talk about the fact that you write about minor characters 😭🙏

Don’t try saying “it’s a fictional character” because fiction is a reflection of the real world and human desire's. What we create in fiction is what we desire in real life, and when people use fiction to sexualize minors they do it in the same way adults do it to real minors they use the same excuses and ideas

“they’re more mature” “they look older” their only different excuse is that they aren’t real, but it ignores the victims of such behavior and how it continues to normalize the behavior

“but fiction is completely different from real life”without inspiration and wondering from the real world fiction wouldn’t exist. And if that were true then why do people use it to commentate on the real world, why do use things from the real world and expand on it

not to mention the non con works 😟

baby, the fact that you say I write for 'minor characters' is crazy because I redid that rule. the fact that you don't even bother to check my rules makes this even more embarrassing for you, yknow..and can you actually point out a SPECIFIC fic in which I wrote for a minor? and by the way, I'm guessing you're a follower of tee, so why don't you tell me, why you're attacking me for "writing for minors" when your oh so loved tee has this in her rules?

and honestly, I don't care about aging up any more, because it's literally fiction LMAO if you can't tell apart fiction from reality you need genuine help and I'm not a psychicayatrist, honey.

and my pinned post literally says I write for dark content, so if you read my shit just to bash me abt that, then idgaf about what you have to say because I really could not care less about someone WHO PURPOSELY IGNORES MY PINNED. I hope this is enough attention for you because apparently you need it and you cannot survive without it 😢

edit: and also, if you still continue to read a writer's works, even after they said 'i age characters up and if you have a problem with that u can leave' then that's completely on your ass for ignoring it. you're not into that? leave. literally it takes 2-3 clicks, I'm sure you can do that, no? There are soo manyyy writers here who don't age up characters and that's good for them! what isnt good is you bashing a writer for aging up characters and dark content when you could easily click off and go on about your day. oh but I know you don't want to click off because you are so desperate for attention. if it makes you uncomfortable? leave?? nobody wants u here sweetie, I can promise you that much.

also love how you sent this in anon like tf you scared of? if you gon criticize my shit on my blog then at least talk to me face to face in dms or off anon, oh but you won't because you're a fuckin coward like bitch I'm not a lion or a bear− why're you so scared?

y'all talk mad shit on anon and don't have the guts to reveal yourself and that is genuinely so embarrassing. like do better.. ew...

#chiyoh talks ☆#ᥫ᭡ msg! ᥫ᭡#▹ from ▹ anon #hope you like the freshly baked attention!!#since its basically your oxygen now #and ofc ur on anon bc you dont have the guts to reveal your blog?#if youre gonna criticize me on MY own blog then why are you scared to reveal yours?#i cant and i will not take you seriously on anon so either you say shit to me face to face or fuck off #tw. anon hate #tw anon hate #cw. anon hate #cw anon hate

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raya-rhaenyra-ahsoka · 2 years

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House of the Dragon Ep. 3: Second of His Name, a Summary (Incorrect Quotes Edition)

SPOILERS AHEAD!

Daemon: *riding Caraxes and dracarysing people in the Stepstones* Crabfeeder, come out of your fucking cave and face me you son of a bitch!

Crabfeeder: *hides in the caves harder*

. . . . .

*Baby Aegon’s birthday party*

Some lord: Omfg, your grace, baby Aegon looks just like you!

Viserys: Of course, he does. He’s my son.

Hobart Hightower: Ah, look at that, baby Aegon’s only 2 and he’s stealing the people’s hearts with his cuteness.

Otto: *lowkey proud grandpa* This morning, baby Aegon ate porridge with his hands. Want to see pics?

Hobart: He’s 2, wtf did you expect? The king’s throwing him an over the top birthday bash. Hopefully, this is more than just him turning 2.

Otto: What do you mean?

Hobart: He’s 2, and not a baby anymore. King Vis should be naming him his heir.

Otto: Lol, it’s not that easy, big bro.

Hobart: Wtf, he’s the firstborn son.

Otto: Well…I don’t think he cares about that.

Hobart: Wtf Otto, you’re the Hand. Open his eyes, mofo.

Tyland: My king, I have some tea from the Stepstones. The crabfeeder pulled a surprise attack.

Viserys: *thoughts* Wtf not this again.

Viserys: Not now, Tyland.

Tyland: But it’s like a national emergency.

Viserys: Dude, it’s been three years. That shit can wait. It’s my son’s birthday. Now, forget about it and eat.

Viserys, to Lyonel: Is everything ready?

Lyonel: Yep, Jason wants us there by noon, I think.

Viserys: Hmm, btw, have you seen Rhae-Rhae?

Lyonel: Uh, no.

Tyland: My king-

Viserys: Wtf Tyland, I said not now.

Tyland: But we have to-

Viserys: *ignores him*

Viserys, to Criston: Where tf is Rhae-Rhae?

Criston: Uh, Idk.

Tyland: The Velaryons and your lil bro-

Viserys: Tyland, seriously?

Otto: Daemon and the Sea Snake started this shit on their own. Whatever happens, that shit is their problem alone.

Viserys: *frustrated* CAN SOMEONE JUST FUCKING TELL ME WHERE RHAE-RHAE IS?!

. . . . .

Rhaenyra: *having a picnic alone in the godswood, listening repeatedly to a live performance of an artist on spotify while reading*

Samwell: *song ends*

Rhaenyra: Again.

Samwell: Maybe you want to play the next song?

Rhaenyra: Nope. Just play it on loop.

Samwell: *starts playing again, then stops* Queen Ali.

Rhaenyra: Wtf I didn’t say pause. From the top.

Alicent: Rhae-Rhae?

Rhaenyra: Yes, Queen Ali.

Alicent: They need you in the courtyard, we’re about to leave.

Rhaenyra: Nope, I wanna stay here.

Alicent: Alright, Samwell, gtfo, I need to talk to Rhae-Rhae.

Rhaenyra: Wait, stay by order of the princess.

Alicent: I’m the queen, and I said gtfo.

Samwell: *bows and leaves*

Rhaenyra: *thoughts, mimicking Ali* I’m the queen, I can do whatever I want. Fucking bitch.

Alicent: Your dad wants you to come.

Rhaenyra: It’s not my birthday, I don’t need to be at the party.

Alicent: Rhae-Rhae, he wants us all to be together. I think it could be…fun? Idk.

Rhaenyra: Is it one of my dad’s orders?

Alicent: Well, yes, but-

Rhaenyra: *stands up* Then let’s go. Wtf are we still staying here for?

Alicent: But you shouldn’t worry about it, Rhae-Rhae. It’s-

Rhaenyra: *leaves* K bye.

. . . . .

Viserys: This is nice. Going on a roadtrip with my family.

Rhaenyra: *forces out a smile* …sure.

*carriage hit turbulence in the rocky road*

Alicent: *holds her belly*

Rhaenyra: Wtf. You’re pregnant. Why did you even agree to travel?

Alicent: Maester said I should breath in fresh air.

Viserys: You’ll be a mom soon, Rhae-Rhae. Then I’ll be a proud granddaddy.

Rhaenyra: Uh, no.

Alicent: It’s not that bad.

Rhaenyra: My mom died giving birth to my lil’ bro, so…

Viserys: Well, maybe you should come with me later and-

Rhaenyra: Eh, no. Boars are so yucky.

Viserys: Wtf did you expect? It’s a hunt. How would you like to join us then?

Rhaenyra: I’m not even sure why I’m here, dad.

Viserys: Rhae-Rhae, you’re my baby girl. The princess. It’s your duty to-

Rhaenyra: As I’m always reminded, wtf.

Viserys: Wtf did you say?

Rhaenyra: I said, you sound like a broken record because you keep reminding me.

Viserys: If you did your fucking duties, you wouldn’t be reminded.

Rhaenyra: Why tf would I even care? No one’s here for me. [girl, I feel you.]

Viserys: *visibly and emotionally concerned*

. . . . .

Rhaenyra: *enters tent and mostly gets ignored*

Lady wives and Queen Ali: *gossiping over tea*

Larys: I don’t think I’m allowed to go hunting, can I sit here with you girls instead?

Queen Ali: Uh, I guess.

Larys: Yay!

Queen Ali: Btw ladies, this is Larys Strong. He’s Lyonel’s son.

Lynesse Hightower: They said the Stepstones is a place for savages.

Ciera Lannister: Maybe the princess can give us some tea about it.

Rhaenyra: Oh, Idk shit about the Stepstones.

Ciera Lannister: Your uncle started this whole thing.

Rhaenyra: Idk, we haven’t chat in years.

Ciera Lannister: Of course, since your daddy chose you instead of him.

Alicent: Daemon made his own choices, all that shit is his fault. That’s why Vis chose Rhae-Rhae because she’s amazing.

Rhaenyra: Omfg thanks bestie.

Joselyn Redwyne: Well, Daemon made a mess and the king must make it stop. He must send his bad bitches to end those mofos for good.

Rhaenyra: Why? We’re not at war.

Joselyn Redwyne: But we are. Even though your daddy is still in denial, your uncle and the Sea Snake dragged us into it.

Rhaenyra: Ok, you’re complaining about it, I understand. So tell me, how exactly is your crinkly old ass helping the sitch, hmm? By sitting here in a comfy chair, petting your dog, and eating cake?

Joselyn Redwyne: …

Larys:

Rhaenyra: I thought so. Later, you old bitches.

. . . . .

Jason, to Rhaenyra: Hi princess, I’m Jason Lannister.

Rhaenyra: I know, lol. You have lion patterns in your clothes.

Jason, to a servant: Hey, get the princess a drink.

Rhaenyra: Omfg you look familiar. Your twin bro serves my dad, right?

Jason: *hands Rhae-Rhae wine* Yes, I think because he likes all the boring meetings. Btw, this drink’s made in Lannisport and it’s the best ever.

Rhaenyra: Uh, sure.

Jason: This place is nice, but the one near my house is better. You been there?

Rhaenyra: Once, but I don’t remember much.

Jason: You can get a nice view of the Sunset Sea from my house. I don’t have a dragonpit, but don’t worry. I have the money to build one.

Rhaenyra: *confused* Why tf do you need a dragonpit?

Jason: Uh, because you have a dragon. I would do anything for my future wife. *wink-wink*

Rhaenyra: Wait

Rhaenyra: *walks out* WTF

. . . . .

Rhaenyra: DAD WHAT THE FUCK?!!

Viserys: Rhae-Rhae, what-

Rhaenyra: You’re marrying me off to some old bat? Wtf is wrong with you?

Viserys: Baby, you’re 17. You’re legal age now.

Rhaenyra: That old bat is arrogant and a fucking idiot!

Viserys: Rhae-Rhae, people have been coming to me asking for your hand. And I HAVE TRIED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT IT, BUT YOU JUST SHUT ME OUT EVERY FUCKING TIME!

Rhaenyra: BECAUSE I DON’T WANNA GET MARRIED!

Viserys: DON’T YOU DARE RAISE YOUR VOICE AT ME, YOUNG LADY!

Otto: Uh, my king, we’re in the middle of a party. So kindly just…shh.

Viserys, to Rhaenyra: You have to get married.

Viserys, to Otto: Wtf is it now?

Otto: Fyi, my bitches reports they saw a white hart stag. And think it will be the biggest tea for baby Aegon’s birthday party buffet.

. . . . .

Rhaenyra: *gets to her horse* I’m so getting tf out of here.

Criston: *sees Rhae-Rhae leaving* Wtf princess! Wait!

Rhaenyra: *ignores Crispy and leaves*

Criston: *gets into a horse and runs after Rhae-Rhae* WTF WTF WTF I have to protect her or it’s my head.

Criston: Princess, wait!

Rhaenyra: Go away, Crispy!

Criston: *catches up and stops the horses* You’re giving me a heart attack. Wtf happened back there?

Rhaenyra: My dad’s trying to marry me off to Jason Lannister. I mean, my daddy chose me as heir then just paired me off to some old bitch. Wtf is he thinking?

Criston: So…you want me to kill him?

Rhaenyra: *laughs* I wish.

Criston: I think we should go back to camp.

Rhaenyra: I don’t feel like going back yet. Maybe we should explore first.

Rhaenyra: Tell me, Crispy, did you ever got close to getting married?

Criston: Nope. I would’ve, but I chose to be kingsguard instead.

Rhaenyra: You’re so lucky you get to make decisions for yourself. Me on the other hand…

Criston: Rhae-Rhae, there are people who would love to take your place.

Rhaenyra: They’re only saying that because they’ve never been in my place, Crispy. I may be a princess, but I’m powerless.

Criston: No, you’re not. You literally had me in line to be a kingsguard. That’s not powerless. You’re a boss-ass bitch.

. . . . .

Viserys: *hunting and so bored* Are we there yet?

Hunstman: We’re following the trail, my king. The white hart is a symbol of royalty here, way before dragons came.

Otto: *excited* Omfg! This is so exciting! And this is happening on my grandson’s- I mean, Prince Aegon’s birthday! This is a sign!

Viserys: Uh…sure.

. . . . .

Viserys: *gets drunk*

Jason: Hi, my king. *shows him a spear* I had this made as a gift in honor of the baby prince.

Servant: *takes the spear*

Viserys: *lowkey unimpressed* This is nice, I guess.

Jason: I hope you’ll use that to kill the white hart stag.

Viserys: Uh, thanks for the spear.

Jason: Btw, I would love for Princess Rhae-Rhae to be my wife. If that happens, you will have strength.

Viserys: Wtf do we need more strength for?

Jason: Hey, if someone offers you more dragons, you’d take them, right?

Viserys: Bitch, do you even have dragons to offer?

Jason: ….

Jason: Btw, I have a big, nice house and Rhae-Rhae can live with me there. It wouldn’t be so bad after it gets taken from her.

Viserys: What will be taken from her?

Jason: Well, when you choose baby Aegon as heir.

Viserys: Why tf would I do that?

Jason: Well-you have a baby boy now. People just assume-

Viserys: People? So there’s many of you? Son of a bitch. Are you fucking questioning me about my choices on who’s going to sit after me?

Jason: Uh, no. I mean-

Viserys: Wtf I thought long and hard to choose Rhae-Rhae as the heir. The bitches in the kingdom should fucking remember that.

Jason: …

Viserys: Btw, thanks for the gift.

Jason: K bye.

Otto: My king. The white hart will be found, don’t worry. Btw, what do you think of Jason’s idea?

Viserys: It’s ridiculous. That bitch has a bigger head than I thought.

Otto: You’re not just Rhae-Rhae’s dad, you’re the king. You command her something, she’ll have no choice but to do it.

Viserys: I don’t want that for my baby girl. I want her to be happy.

Otto: I have another idea, btw. Maybe marry her off to her bro?

Viserys:

Viserys: Are you fucking serious?

Otto: Yeah, I mean-

Viserys: Rhae-Rhae’s 17 and Aegon is 2. WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

Otto: But-

Viserys:

Viserys: Bitch, I came here to hunt. Not to talk about this nonsense!

Otto: Sorry. So sorry, my king. I have to go now.

. . . . .

Lyonel: I already sent people to find Rhae-Rhae, my king. Crispy Coleslaw went after her, so maybe they’re together.

Viserys: *drunk af* Where have I failed at parenting? I tell her to not do something, and she’ll do the exact opposite. Some king I am.

Lyonel: When your granddaddy Jaehaerys was king, there was peace. But his babies also drove him crazy. It runs in the family. Lol

Viserys: *drinks more wine*

Lyonel: Uh, don’t you wanna hear what I think?

Viserys: Lemme guess, you want her to marry one of your sons?

Lyonel: Lol no, I think she should marry the Sea Snake’s son, Laenor. He’s like the heir to the richest house in Westeros so technically, he’s the best option. Also, I think the Sea Snake’s still salty when you rejected his proposal to marry his baby girl. I just hope ser Laenor makes it out alive of the Stepstones though.

Viserys: Huh, that’s actually a great idea. I’ll think about that.

. . . . .

Criston: Princess, I really think we should get back to camp.

Rhaenyra: I think I like it better here.

Criston: I’m pretty sure, your daddy’s worried about you.

Rhaenyra: Idgaf if he’s worried or not.

Criston:…ok.

Rhaenyra: Hey Crispy, do you think I’d be accepted as queen?

Criston: They’ll have no choice, lol. Your daddy already made you his heir.

Horse: *uneasy* I sense something coming.

Rhaenyra: Omfg wtf was that?

Criston: *pulls sword* Stay calm, I got it.

Boar: *charges at Rhae-Rhae*

Rhaenyra: WTF CRISPY HELP!

Criston: *stabs the boar*

Boar: *still oinking* bitch you thought-

Rhaenyra: *stabs it repeatedly* JUST! FUCKING! DIE! ALREADY!

. . . . .

Viserys: *drinking and standing by the bonfire*

Alicent: Hey, you ok?

Viserys: *drunk ranting* I chose Rhae-Rhae to protect Westeros from Daemon. She’s my only baby. The realm’s delight.

Alicent: Uh, Viserys?

Viserys: *continues ranting*

Alicent: Ok, Vis. You’re drunk. Get some rest.

. . . . .

Otto: We didn’t find the white hart, but we did find this other stag.

Harwin: It’s not the white hart, my king. But he’s a big one.

Jason: *hands him the spear* Spear for the kill!

Viserys: *takes the spear* Alright, let’s do this.

Viserys: *stabs the stag*

Viserys: Ok, we’re done here.

. . . . .

Rhaenyra: *looks over the view of the Kingswood* Omfg it really is pretty here.

White Hart Stag: *shows up* Hey yow, Princess.

Criston: *grabs his sword*

Rhaenyra: No, it’s ok, Crispy.

White Hart Stag: K bye. *leaves*

. . . . .

Rhaenyra and Criston: *returns to camp with the dead boar*

Everyone: *gasps*

Rhaenyra: *covered in blood* I’m back, bitches! Miss me?

Everyone: WTF

Harwin:

Jason:

Rhaenyra: I brought a boar to be cooked, You’re all fucking welcome!

. . . . .

Alicent, to Otto: Hi daddy.

Otto: Did you enjoy the family trip?

Alicent: Uh, sure.

Otto: How’s my grandbaby?

Alicent: He’s fine. People are fond of him, btw.

Otto: Of course, he’s cute. Also, he’s the future king.

Alicent: Dad, isn’t Rhae-Rhae the heir?

Otto: Aegon is the baby boy. Rhae-Rhae is a girl.

Alicent: So?

Otto: So, he’s ahead in the succession. As boys always are before the girls.

Alicent: I can’t have my baby steal Rhae-Rhae’s birthright.

Otto: It’s Aegon’s. Why are you in denial about this?

Alicent: But-

Otto: You have to convince him.

Alicent: Wtf

. . . . .

Alicent: Hey, Vis. How you feeling?

Viserys: *still drunk, continues to rant about Rhae-Rhae*

Alicent: …

Alicent: *sees a letter on the table* Wtf is that?

Viserys: A letter from the Sea Snake’s lil’ bro.

Alicent: *reads the letter* Omfg, they’re asking for help. Why aren’t we sending help?

Viserys: Because it was started by two idiots who were not happy with my decisions. And if I do send help, what will the people say about me, huh?

Alicent: Uh, that you’re a good guy who loves his baby brother?

Viserys: …

Viserys: I’m gonna have to do the right thing here, aren’t I?

Alicent:

Viserys: Dammit.

. . . . .

Viserys, to Addam: Deliver this to my lil’ bro to Dwarfstone.

Addam: Yes, my king. K bye.

Rhaenyra: Dwarfstone? Wtf is going on?

Viserys: I’m sending help to your uncle Daemon.

Rhaenyra: *doesn’t believe it* Uncle Daemon asked for help?

Viserys: Nah, he’d die if I wouldn’t so…

Rhaenyra: *squeaks in Dolores Madrigal*

Viserys: Am I wrong for doing it?

Rhaenyra: Does it even matter what I think?

Viserys: Daemon is giving me enough headaches without you adding to it. Why do you keep adding to it?

Rhaenyra: If this is about that old bat-

Viserys: I’m sorry, Rhae-Rhae. I’m just trying to help you, that’s it. What wrong with that?

Rhaenyra: Because you have a new favorite! And it’s Alicent’s baby boy. I mean, I know you’ve always wanted a son and now you have one. What does that make me now, daddy?

Viserys: Rhae-Rhae, wtf are you talking about?

Rhaenyra: Daddy, everyone knows it. Even Jason Lannister knows it.

Viserys: Baby, we marry for advantage, to gain more allies, and strengthen our army. You already know this, right? I was promised to your mommy.

Rhaenyra: I know, wtf. I’ve heard this story a million times.

Viserys: I loved your mommy. She made me who I am today. Look, I’m not replacing you. That never even came to me. I just want to see you happy.

Rhaenyra: You think finding a hubby for myself would do that?

Viserys: I’m saying a family.

Rhaenyra: I had a family. But you know…*shrugs*

Viserys: Wtf do you want me to do?

Rhaenyra: Daddy, please. If it was for advantage, you would’ve married Laena Velaryon.

Viserys: …

Viserys: *lowkey impressed* *thoughts* Omfg she speaks the truth.

Viserys: I mean…you’re not wrong.

Viserys: But seriously, you have get married. I don’t care who it is, as long as you’re happy.

Rhaenyra: Thanks, daddy.

Viserys: Rhae-Rhae. I promise you, in your mommy’s memory, you will always be my favorite.

. . . . .

Corlys: We need to keep fighting. We can’t give up now.

Laenor: It’s pointless, dad. When we’re not attacking, they come out. But when we attack, they hide.

Vaemond: Because they know they’d be barbequed if they do. The caves are their bunker, they ain’t comin’ out unless they have to.

Laenor: Then we give them a reason to come out of the bunker. We’ll need a volunteer to go in and wave a surrender flag for show.

Corlys: Ok, but who?

Vaemond: Yeah, who? Who actually has balls to go there and say ‘it’s over, you win’, huh?

Laenor: Idk, Daemon?

Vaemond: He’s the fucking reason we’re losing, wtf!

Laenor: Oh, I’m sorry, wtf have you done while we were all working our asses off to win? Complain all the fucking time!

Corlys: That’s enough. We don’t have time for this shit.

Vaemond: Wtf! We obviously need help. But y’all are too proud to ask for it.

Corlys, to Vaemond: Lil’ bro, I swear to god stop being such a drama queen!

Daemon: *arrives late* I’m here! Sorry I’m late. Air traffic. What I miss?

Vaemond: If we don’t do anything, we’ll all die here.

Addam: *surprise entrance* Prince Daemon, I brought you some tea from your big bro, the king. *hands him a letter*

Daemon: *takes and reads the letter*

The Letter: Hey, lil’ bro. I’m sending you help. Look, I know we fight a lot but whatever happens you’re still my lil’ bro and I don’t wanna see you fail. Hope you come home soon.

Daemon: *beats the shit out of Addam*

Laenor: *grabs Daemon* Wtf are you doing?

Daemon, to Addam: Get your fucking ass out of here!

Corlys: Wtf, Daemon?

Laenor: Btw, if we're going to win this, we need someone to-

Daemon:

Daemon, rowing to the Stepstones: *mumbles* Viserys thought I can’t do anything right? Huh, I’ll show him. Imma win this shit right now. I don’t need his fucking help.

Daemon:

Crabfeeder Army: *gets out of the caves* Kill him!

Laenor, on Seasmoke: *burns the crabfeeder army* Dracarys, bitches!

Crabfeeder Army: *gets barbequed*

Velaryon Army: Let’s finish these mofos!

Crabfeeder Archers: Kill them all!

Laenor, on Seasmoke: Did you forget about me? Dracarys!

Crabfeeder Archers: *gets barbequed*

Daemon: *goes after the Crabfeeder and kills him*

Daemon: *coming out of the cave with the Crabfeeder’s upper body* IT’S OVER! WE WON! IN YOUR FACE, VISERYS! I DIDN’T NEED YOUR FUCKING HELP!

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

I promise I'll upload every episode before the season finale. Please don't hate me.

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lunarifie · 2 years

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Rewatching Ninjago:

(With no context other than the episode)

Rebooted episode 6-7

Broooo this is the episode where they get all their powers back!!! The exact moment Lloyds no longer the golden ninja.

Why is Garmadon against it??? His son was targeted for his golden power and he himself was teaching Lloyd how to NOT depend on his golden power. Seems kinda hypocritical.

I cant take the overlord seriously anymore after he was puked out by Pythor-

Nooooo. Whos idea was it for all three of them to go to the movies with the tension they had 😭

Lloyd and Jay both like Fritz donnegan, the comic book guy which is absolutely amazing and i think we should talk about it more

Im sorry who tf throws popcorn at ppl being disruptive thats even worse.

Kai flirting is so funny. NFHSNFJSJBR PIXAL KNEW WHAT SHE WAS DOING She just wanted to embarrass him and i find that hilarious

Kai: Relaaaaax every car works differently

Pixal: Yes, but this car is worth far more than you so i’d advise you to be cafeful

I dont remember Pixal having this much personality 💀

Pixal wasn’t even there and she still accomplished more

Pythor: YOU

Kai: me? (Gets fucking totaled)

IS HE KIDNAPPED?!?!?

Nya towards Jole the robot: I can fix him.

They’re really putting pressure on her like damn, I get that it can be frustrating but give her time. She’s not TRYING to string you two along.

OH RIGHT THEY WENT BACK IN TIME.

Ooooo the golden weapons are back

The ancient city of oroboros!!!!

They really brought everything full circle huh

Wu: and how do you know nindroids will be there.

Garmadon, menacingly as lightning crackles: Faith.

HFISNFJSBRUS

Thats not a very solid answer my guy

JESUS CHRIST

Did they HAVE to tie Kai up like that that looks so painful 😭 that is probably the worst way to dislocate a shoulder

ARE THEY GOING TO SPACE????

They’re going to fucking space.

The elevator music. Their done with this shit faces. Their bodies just bopping and floating around. Im dead.

Hilarious hows everyones serious or freaking out and Jays having the time of his life

Jay: I thought this was stuff only Fritz donnegan gets to enjoy!

Lloyd: Fritz is from a comic book! THIS IS REAL.

Jay: Well you got me hooked on the character! Lighten up a little!

I feel like an arc where Jay teaches Lloyd that growing up doesn’t mean you have to stop having fun, being childish, and indulging in kid stuff would be nice

Jay: hehe, his wisdom usually takes a while to set in.

Jay (shaking the camera): BUT WE DONT HAVE A WHILE-

Oh damn I forgot Zane was a robot

Weird how he doesn’t need air

The way Zane slowly started drifting and frantically breathing was so similar to a panic attack it made me concerned

I just noticed, the ninja aren’t really great at being the main thing a ninjas supposed to be. Stealthy. I get that it moves the plot forward but still.

I love how, yes, the ninja bash on each other as a joke, but if one of them does something cool they all become that persons cheerleader

(Rips a part of the ship and throws it at a nindroid) Cole: hope we didnt need that :)

Cole: I owe you one.

Jay: okay! Stay away from Nya.

Cole: uhhh, a different one.

Istg Cole is just doing this to mess with him I don't believe he has any romantic feelings towards her 💀

I bet theres bloopers where the voice-actors werent able to say ‘cockpit’ without breaking down

Nindroids: (scared)

Jay: HA! They do have expressions!!!

Nindroids: (get fucking obliterated)

Jay: nevermind…..

Seeing the overlords body and form is kinda disappointing ngl

I liked the veil of mystery

Jay: Would you look at that!!! Its an extraterrestrial life form!

Cole: ….

Cole: Its a bug.

Jay: im gonna call him glowy :) oh look! Glowy can fly :D

Oh shit its a parasite

Love when the ninja work as a team

Damn.

I don’t even remember how they get out of this one

Holy shit, Kais voice sounds so pained when he informed Pixal, Nya, Wu and Garmadon that they failed. Like it was so raw, props to the voice actor.

#ninjago #lego ninjago #Rewatching Ninjago

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Remus stans who ship Snupin (or Remadora) tend to have a much better handle on the character than W0lfstar shippers.

Agreed. Or better yet, when they ship both (*raises hand and winks*).

Snupin shippers are always Snape fans (otherwise why tf would they ship Snupin?). And there’s no need to explain Homosnapiens’ opinions on Remus. Most of us like him, some of us love him (*raises hand and winks 2x*), a majority of us dislike him, and some even hate him. We do bash him a lot, so yeah we obviously acknowledge his flaws.

Almost all Remadora shippers acknowledge his flaws, I reckon that the fact that it has a lot to do with Remadora is the main reason they do so. A lot of his flaws play a part in his and Dora’s relationship.

Let me explain:

He rejected Dora? Because he was too cowardly and thought he wasn’t good enough.

He tried to abandon her and his unborn child? Because he was too cowardly and thought he wasn’t good enough.

He was acting cold and his smile was described as more of a grimace? Because he’s regretting marrying her.

Why is he regretting marrying her? Again, because he was too cowardly and thought he wasn’t good enough.

But why did he think he wasn’t good enough? Because he’s self-loathing.

Do you understand what I’m trying to say, anon? In order to gloss over his flaws, we Remadora shippers would have to ignore what’s established in canon, including pretty much the entirety of our OTP, which we’re obviously NOT going to do.

So, yes anon, you’re right about that. Snupin or Remadora shippers both acknowledge Remus’s flaws; Snupin shippers because they’re Snape fans, Remadora shippers because of what I’ve just made clear above.

And, like I said in the beginning, it’s even better when they ship both (*raises hand and winks 3x*), hence doubling the amount of acknowledgment when it comes to his flaws (and y’all wonder why I can tear Remus a new one- ).

#anti wolfstar #snupin #remadora #harry potter #hp

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For the record, any critisism here isnt meant towards you❤️

The thing with magui and lando, and the people who think they have a say on their relationship, is that they think they have a moral hight ground.

Finding her annoying and wrong? Thats fine! Voicing that on twitter where everyone can see, hating on her in the same spaces, screaming "STAY AWAY FROM HIM!!" On twitter? Thats delusional and shows that the parasocial relationship has gone too far.

On tumblr its still okay, because the likelyhood of Lando or Magui seeing it is very slim. On twitter and insta comments they can and will see it.

Why do peopke think they have a say over who lando dates/has as friends/is fwb with? Have an opinion and keep it to yourself or share it only with likeminded people.

Did they never think about the possibility that maybe, they both have busy lives that are too busy for long term bf's? That they just count on each other for support?

So, its fine to dislike her, i do too, but the people who say mean and hateful things about her on twitter and insta and wherever where she can see without knowing her personally are just as morally wrong as she is.

ahhh thank you❤️

and i agree with everything you said 100%. it is highly unlikely that either of them will see these, like, extremely unlikely.

going under magui’s insta comments is ridiculous though. if she sees those, she won’t care and it doesn’t achieve anything.

exactly! if you have an opinion about magui and lando, that’s fine! but keep it on separate platforms and with people that might agree.

they might just be there for each other, yeah! lando is allowed to have friends that are girls. it’s sad that parasocial relationships are a thing, and people take them serious. and even if they are fwb, who tf cares? i get it, landos hot. a lot of people have celeb crushes on him, so do i. but i’m not delusional i. the fact where i’m like “that’s my man! get away!!” because he is not, in fact, my man. he has no idea most of us exist, and he doesn’t need to! lando is allowed to have a life, and allowed to keep it private.

agreed, if you’re bashing magui, you’re just as bad as her. there’s a difference between bashing and hating on her, and then explaining the situation and facts, if that makes sense? basically, i agree that we are allowed to not like her, and talk about it with people who agree etc. but not on twitter and insta😖

#jays f1 anons

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goofyahhvents · 2 months

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another little venty vent cause fuck people

i hate myself. I actually hate myself. u hate my body. I hate my personality. I hate my brain. I want to go to my friends but they're always either doing great or terribly and I don't want to ruin their mood or make it worse with my issues. I actually wanna k!ll myself again, for the first time in 4 months. not my goofy constant imma kms like genuinely just need an inconvenience to shove me over the edge rn. I feel so stupid talking about what's going on in my head but sometimes this helps.does anyone else ever daydream about something terrible happening and think about what everyone's responses would be based off of your experiences with them, cause I do. and i realized mhow much people wouldn't care. I hope maybe one day they will care. I want to talk so bad to by bestfriend but she's literally getting proposed to tomorrow and I don't wanna ruin that. (btw they've only been together 4 months and I think it's a great idea eventually but not for two teenagers who haven't even made it passed the 1 year mark.) but nobody knows what to do if I cry lol, I have the emotional tendencies of a man. I honestly just want to break tf down and have someone there to comfort me and hold me but obviously I'm some unlovable ass who has never been in a good relationship. and honestly I'm gonna need my ex to stop pretending like I'm talking shit about her when ik she knows it's true. and istg if bro doesn't stop saying "you did look how that worked out" every time I say fuck you am going to bash my head against a brick wall because I FUCKING KNOW BRO you're literally the one who broke up with me even if it seems like we never actually dated and we never "broke up" dude I know please stop reminding me I wasn't as important to you as you were to me I know this shit by now. I'm mostly over it but some days she will not shut up about it and I wanna slap her cause I think she knows what she's doing to me at that point. I just want someone who will genuinely love me and actually take care of me. but anyways I've started counting calories and eating less and relapsing more again so that's fun. but if I tell the one person I can tell they'll only be like same. I try to ask her how she's genuinely doing but she always brushes me off and I don't know how to really express my feelings. she's not my therapist though so idrk why I want to tell her. probably because sometimes I only feel like I'm there to do things for them not just because I'm their friend. I kinda expected and I think even wanted her boyfriend to notice and say something to her but he doesn't have social skills so they can never see how i deflate when they talk about certain topics that strike a nerve. also idk why they say I'm not fat, we all know I am so why won't they just admit it. I do truly hate my body and they know so maybe that's why. I've tried so hard to look better but I just cant.

#tw selfhate

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HII, I LOVE UR FANFICS AND BLOG SM(ITS SO PRETTY OGMGOGMG) YOU CAN LEAVE THIS HERE BUT HEAR ME OUT, bonten x tomie!reader (shes from the junji ito collection) where bonten is a bunch of down bad dogs for her and would do anything for her, the plot is up to you but if you're not comfy with writing it then its totally fine mwa!! <3

bonten with tomie!reader

characters : sano manjiro, akashi haruchiyo, hitto kakucho, kokonoi hajime, haitani ran, haitani rindou, akashi takeomi.

pairings : bonten x tomie! reader

warnings : swearings, graphic gore, death, mention of death, rape, attempted murder.

genre : fluff, angst?

note : hiiii hehe thankyou for you kind words anon! tbh I've never read junji ito, but i do know tomie. i actually can't handle horror shit- like idk i just can't handle it and it scares me like crazy, but just for this reqs, i prepared myself to read 2 volumes of tomie. hmm more than scared, i feel annoyed and bad for tomie cause she's surrounded by shitheads, so yeah I'm not really scared but more to angry. also I'm sorry if the reader doesn't really act like tomie, i tried my best to portray her and I'm sorry if did such a shitty job, well that's too much i hope you enjoy this! and I'm also sorry if y/n is too ooc, or not like tomie

- hmm let me be honest, we don't know why tf your presence is not affecting them, like if it others they would hate you like crazy or obsessed over. but not with bonten... it's like they're bunch of people who's immune to you and it felt so weird lmaooo

- how you met with bonten? well just another normal day for you.

- you're pinned down on the dark alleyway by man with his eyes glazed like crazy and uncontrollable man.

- "ahhh, I'm about to die again huh?"

- well that shithead start making his move, groping all over your body while threatening you

- just as you're about to accept your fate and let the disgusting man lick you

- suddenly a bang* sounded out, and the bullet hit that man shoulder

- suddenly he was thrown off you in seconds

- a man with black hair and big scar ran across his face was in front of you

- "miss, it's okay you can go and run away now, we'll take care of him"

- huh? why is he not affected???

- seeing you not responding that man decided to ehem carry into some car heading to idk where.

- "oh well hello there beautiful, what a pleasure to meet a beautiful woman like you, the name's ran, what's yours?"

- umm another man that's not affected??? what the actual fuck!

- fast forward

- basically uhm, they bought you to bonten hideout/place. and you're introduced to bonten executives, and now that you know them. ain't no way you're escaping from them.

- all of them r real down fucking bad for you. like sure at first they're memerised at how gorgeous you are, but after spending more time and observing you they've fallen for your behaviour and personalities.

- they love how confident, how you stand tall, how you have your own principal, how you never bow down to others, how you behave towards them and how indifferent you act to them

- basically bonten is a simp for your my queen.

- there's one time wherein you're on your way to supermarket to buy groceries, you bumper into man at the isolated walkway. the man become enchanted with you, he's obsessed with you and slowly that turned into hate filled with urges to get rid of you out from this world

- as the man corners you and about to kill you merciless, a baton was bashed into his head knocking him aside.

- looking up you saw the bonten trio, ran and rindou being infront of you and sanzu is on the side pushing his feet into the crazy man face

- "say how crazy you are to disturb bonten's property huh?" rin spited out feeling angered at how that shitty man almost hurt you

- "oioioi where the fuck you you're going bitch, you gonna sit here and take what i give you as your punishment for touching bonten girl" sanzu said while pointing his katana on the crazy neck that keeps on muttering how he needs to kill you.

- "ahhh, you're annoying me :)" ran said after bashing his baton into the man head once again to the point he's fainted.

- when all bonten executives ge to know what happened all of them were fumed in fear, mikey even instructed his man to put the crazy bitch into one of their torture room

- after a while of silence, kokonoi voiced out asking "say y/n why that man is so fixed on killing you as if he's posessed?"

- welp here we go telling them the truth.

- after explaining to them, how you attracting people attention that will either be obsession or hate and will develop to them hating more than anything wishing you to be gone from this world

- how if you're dead, you'll get regenerated from your own dead body, how you healed so fast and all of that stuff. and also you kinda? told them what shits you've experienced and been through.

- instead of them freaking out, throwing you away calling you monster. they actually felt sorry and hurt and angry for you, for all the things you've been through.

- takeomi said "y/n, even though you've been through that shit thousands times and be resurrected even if you're dead, it doesn't change the fact that it's hurting you. don't get used to giving your life away so easily please. You're worth more than anything"

- fuck. they just make you feel something.

- "y/n" mikey calls out to you "if there's any people that disturb you or want to kill you just inform any of us. we'll get rid of them for you. you can't be injured"

- "sweetheart, dyya remember those shit heads name lemme kill em and get rid of em for you kay?" sanzu let out while grinning maniacally

- "y/n, if anything remember that we're here for you. we love you for who you are and anything else didn't matter" kakucho said

- fuck. you've never feel so loved and complete. after all of this time, after those ressurected time, after countless of death, after countless of time being called monster left alone and hated. you've finally get to feel what is it like to be loved to feel happiness

- they managed to bring another side of you, the side that no one ever saw.

- they love you nonetheless, they also love your new side. how you would get all clingy and waiting for them. they love all of you.

- at the end of the day, they will never leave you. even after knowing the truth.

- for a few days you noticed that they've gotten a lil bit busy?

- uhmm lemme just say that bonten is doing their business over what they say, lemme quoted "now it's time for payback motherfuckers, you messed with our y/n you mess with bonten."

- they would do anything. anything for you.

- got a creep that obsessed with you? considered it done, that motherfucker will die in no time

- don't tolerate shit. like literally, if they ever caught someone talking shit bout you or take your picture. uh well yeah they'll be 6 foot under in no time.

- absolutely fucking wholesome, will you praise anytime, anywhere.

- watch them fight each other to over who should take care of you.

- refuses you to let you do anything on your own

- love taking care of you, will baby you at any chance they get

bonus : since you're not apart of bonten officially? you didn't really have a desk or office, but! mikey decided to do something for you, ehehehe he actually make a lil space for you inside his bigass office and all bonten executives will take any chance to get into mikey's office just to see you or talk with you ><

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