#but yea hotel breakfast usually sucks

[damonjuicyscock]

Playlist-Chapter 12:Lovesong (90s Noel Gallagher X Reader)

Pairing: 90s Noel Gallagher X Reader

Warnings: language, fluffy fluff, SMUTTY AF (it's birthday sex), a few spelling mistakes, maybe.

Words: 2449

Summary: For Noel's birthday, him and Y/N offered themselves a little trip in the french riviera

A/N: Heya Y'all ! Here's chapter 12, a bit late, but it's better late than never ! I hope you will like it. As I said in my previous post, it's hot and nice birthday sex. see you this weekend for chapter 13 !

Love y'all, take care of yourselves !

Enjoy !

“However far away I will always love you However long I stay I will always love you Whatever words I say I will always love you I will always love you”

After the Rockfield incident, Noel didn't dare fucking up again. He behaved correctly, because he knew me, he knew how I could be, he knew I wasn't kidding when he got that slap in the face, when he nearly killed his brother. He apologized to Liam, and they became brothers again. Then his birthday came, and for the occasion, we went away on a trip in the south of France.

May 29th 1995- Cannes:

He decided to rent an expensive suite in a famous hotel in Cannes. We spent evenings in casinos, at the beach, in parties, which always ended up by being drunk and horny lovemaking. On his birthday, I decided to organize a full day for him. At first, a nice breakfast in our bedroom, with everything he loved. Then I took him to the beach before inviting him to the restaurant. In the afternoon, it was spa and massages. Noel fell asleep during it, he was a bit too much relaxed.

I took him to the hotel room, and we got in the shower. I was so horny, I wanted to fuck him right there. He was still half-asleep. So, to wake him up, I went down on my knees and started sucking him. He immediately gasped at the feeling of my tongue around him, his hands coming to hold my head, putting his fingers in my hair. 

Fuck Y/N He moaned.

I looked up at him, his eyes were closed. I smiled and went back to sucking him. He moaned louder as he put his hands on my shoulders, pushing me down onto my knees.

Fuck Y/N... ye're so good at this. He said as he pulled out of my mouth and pushed me back against the wall

 He turned me around, putting his shaft at my entrance, and slowly pushed in, causing us to moan in unison.

Thought you were a bit too relaxed. I said

Oh yeah? well now I'm not anymore, and you started something you can only end in one way. He answered

It's the second time today... I said

Yea, and so? He answered

Do you really want me not to walk normally tomorrow? everyone will see and know... I pursued

I don’t give a fuck. It's me birthday, isn’t it? So I can make love to ye anytime I want, as long as ye want it. And I'm going to give ye three or four orgasms before reaching mine and letting yer body go. And tonight, I'll have ye again, as me dessert. If ye want to, of course, ‘cause I'll never do it without ye wanting it.

As you said it's your birthday, why not caring about your pleasure first for today? I answered

 Because ye're so beautiful, and I can't reach my high without yers. I'm going to spoil this sexy moment now by telling ye I love ye so much, and I'm so happy we're spending this birthday here, just us two.

 And actually, he didn't ruin the moment. I would have been his sex slave for his birthday if he wanted to. But it meant more than that to him, and I was happy of it. I moaned as he started to thrust in and out of me.  Slowly at first, because I knew he liked it, he liked building the tension, until it was "too much for me” and I would beg him to go faster. And he knew I would do it, and he loved it. Noel was usually the one who liked to be ridden. But for once, I let him do whatever he wanted of me.

Noel... please...  harder. I begged

 He obliged, thrusting into me with more force.

Fuck Y/N... ye're going to be the death of me. He said as he fucked into me harder and faster, causing my moans to become louder and louder

I quickly felt my climax approach. The steam of the shower and our bodies in action wasn't helping.

Oh god Noel...

Go on love, cum fer me. He answered

I started to moan louder as my orgasm came closer.

Fuck! I screamed out as my body shook with pleasure.

Noel continued to fuck me, helping me ride through my orgasm, then slowed down a bit.

Ye okay? He asked me softly

Yeah, just needed… that. I answered smiling

 I was about to come out of the shower when I felt a hand on my waist.

Where d’ye think ye're going ? I'm not done with ye. He said

I know, but I want to keep a bit for tonight or I won't be able to be your dessert. I'll be too sensitive for that. I answered

Okay, I'll let ye rest then.

 I stepped out of the shower, handing a towel to Noel, who turned the water off before taking it. He grabbed me by my waist again and peppered my neck with kisses.

I love ye. He said

And so do I. And I'll show you how much I love you, for dessert. I answered

 - This sounds tasty, I'm already hungry, me.

*

And Noel wasn't at the end of the surprises I planned for him this night. I hid in the bathroom for practically an hour to prepare myself. I bought some special lingerie for him and put on a black dress he bought me years ago. I then put some makeup and came out of the bathroom, facing him. He was agape.

Fucking hell, look at ye,ye're so beautiful. He said

Really? Well you don't look bad either Noely. I answered, smiling at him

He was rubbing his hands together, he seemed nervous.

Are you okay ?  I asked

Yea, just impatient fer tonight. Where are ye taking me ?

- Oh, just the hotel's restaurant. It's no big deal. The big deal is the dessert.

*

I took him by the hand and led him downstairs.  All eyes were on me, and Noel was looking at every man who was looking at me to shoot them a dark stare meaning "she's mine.".  I looked at him doing so and smiled. I didn't know he could be jealous. well, just a little bit.

We went to the bar, and I ordered a drink. I turned around and saw him standing behind me, looking at me with that hungry look in his eyes. I looked at him, smiling,

what are you looking at?

He smiled back

I'm just admiring ye.

well, you can admire me more if you want to…

He chuckled

ye never change, do ye?

I took a sip of my drink and looked at him.

me? never. But after all, this is the Y/N you love, huh? You prefer me to the Y/N I still was last year.

Fuck yea, ye are. The Y/N I knew at first.

I felt myself getting turned on by the way he was looking at me. But I had to hold on, we didn’t even eat yet. Patience.

When do we eat? I’m starving.

Are you starving for food? or for the dessert?

He blushed.

 Well both, but at this right moment, it's food I crave. He answered

 I took his hand and we walked to the restaurant part. We sat down at a table and ordered our food.

We talked about everything and nothing. The waiter came with our food, and we started eating. I was enjoying the food, but I was also enjoying his company. He looked so handsome in the dim light of the restaurant, that it made me want to kiss him right there in front of everyone.

It was time for the first dessert. A birthday cake. The only thing I wasn't waiting for was that Noel also planned something by his side. So we had two cakes to eat. Except the one I ordered for him didn’t have anything special in it. As for me, I choked. Why? Because I almost swallowed a diamond ring that was in it.

I was shocked.

What the fuck Noel? Do you want to kill me? I asked him, taking the ring between my fingers.

Ye're welcome love. And no, I don’t want to kill ye. The thing is, I hoped that fer me birthday ye would accept to say yes to this present. He said as he got down on one knee  

Fucking hell! I said, putting both my hands on my mouth, on the verge of crying

Will ye accept to become Mrs Y/N Gallagher?

I couldn't believe my ears or eyes. This was too much for me to handle right now but at the same time, it made me happy that he wanted to spend the rest of his life with me.

Are you sure? It's only been a few months we got back together… I said

If I wasn’t sure, I wouldn't be asking. I should have done this years ago. so? Yes, No? or fuck off? he asked, nervous

So that's why he was this nervous... Holy fuck.

Of course yes you fucking idiot!

He put the ring to my ring finger and kissed me before getting back on his feet. The whole restaurant was applauding. A magical moment, yes. But I felt like his birthday was spoiled. I got the surprise, not him. I got the whole attention on me, not him. Was I disappointed? a bit and not at the same time.

*

At the second we were back in the elevator to go to our room, Noel shoved me against the doors, latching his lips on mine, kissing me passionately.

Thank ye so much love, thank ye, this is the most wonderful birthday gift ye could give me.

 I chuckled.

And yet, you're not done with what I planned for you. I answered.

 A third dessert? Geez woman, do ye want me to get fat?

 - Just fat with love. I answered

*

As we arrived in the room, I locked the door, and pushed Noel on the bed.

And now, just enjoy the show. I said.

Yer orders madam. He answered, doing a military salute

I laughed, and took off my dress. I could see him watching me. I was left in a sexy red lingerie set. I could see a spark in Noel's eyes.

God, woman... this is so hot... and sexy.

I smiled.

Now lay down on the bed and relax. Just... enjoy, as I told you.

He obliged and lay down, as I got down on my knees. I unbuckled his belt, and unzipped and unbuttoned his trousers. I could see he already was hard as a rock. I took them off and threw them in a corner of the room before doing the same thing with his boxers. I took his hard member in my hand and started running it up and down, causing Noel to let out a soft moan.

Fuuuuuck...

I could see the pre-cum on his cock and I took it in my mouth, licking it off.

Ohh... fuck... He moaned, as I sucked on his cock

 I started sucking harder and faster, using my tongue to tease him more.

Fuck... keep going. He groaned

I kept sucking on his cock, going faster and harder.

Fuck... If ye keep doing that I'm not gonna last, love...

 I let go of him with a loud pop.

uh uh, not yet. kiss me instead. I said.

He grabbed me and kissed me hard, pushing his tongue into my mouth. I moaned as he pushed his tongue into my mouth, our tongues meeting in a passionate kiss. He grabbed my hips, putting me on top of him. I felt his hands caress my body and he slid my undies off.

I moaned as he kissed my neck, going down to my chest. He kissed and licked my nipples, making me moan in pleasure. I felt his hard shaft tease my entrance. So, I pushed my hips towards him, as he entered me, and we both moaned in unison at the feeling.

Fuck... I love ye... this is the best birthday I ever had. Noel murmured

I love you too, and I'm glad I could make your birthday special.

He kissed me passionately as he started to thrust in and out of me. We were both moaning loudly, our bodies intertwined with each other. The bed was creaking under us as we fucked harder and faster. Our bodies were sweating against each other, and we didn't even mind. All that mattered was this moment. And as he promised, he didn’t let go until I had at least three of four orgasms. until he couldn't hold on anymore.

I was so tired that I couldn't even move. My body was still shaking from the orgasms, and my heart was pounding in my chest. I could feel his movements become sloppier and his member twitch inside me.

fuck !

He gave a few more thrusts.

I'm cumming!

 He thrusted harder and deeper into me, making me moan loudly. I could feel his hot seed shoot deep inside of me. He pulled out of my ass, and we both collapsed on the bed. We were both breathing heavily as he laid against me, his chest pressed against mine.

Ye're so beautiful. He whispered in my ear

 I smiled and kissed him.

I love ye He said, and I could feel his smile against my lips

I love you too. I replied, and he pulled me closer to him

We laid there for a while, just holding each other close.

So, when do you want us to marry? I asked

Oh... after tour. we've got tour coming again. He answered

I know that, what I want to know is, what type of wedding would you like?

Oh definitely a private one.

Good, we agree on this.

I'm glad we do.

What about the honeymoon? I asked

Well, I don't know. We can go anywhere ye want." He said

I was simply thinking about Manchester. Us two, like the old times.

Damn love ye amaze me, it sounds fucking great !

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[thewritingamateur]

I mean hey at least you won't get scurvy

#but yea hotel breakfast usually sucks #funny thoughts #lowkey funny #funny #memes #historical #oranges #you won't get scurvy #eat your fruits children #dark memes #dark humor #why am i like this

[dontshootmespence]

The Most Natural Thing In The World

Part 17 - Final Chapter

Summary: After an experienced Dom and new sub embarked on a journey of love of sexual discovery, here they are, happier than ever before.

Words: 1,450

Warnings: Mile high club, sex on a plane, blow job, breeding kink. 

A/N: My last official entry for @cm-kinkbingo​ (2019) run by my beautiful girlfriend @heycasbutt. This fulfills my mile high club square.

A/N 2: Thanks so much for all the love this story has gotten. BY ALL MEANS, keep sending me head canons and asking questions about this story! It grew on me in a way I never expected and it’ll always have a place in my heart.

After a small and simple wedding put together by the BAU, Emily had somehow managed to get the Bureau to sanction the use of the unit’s new and improved jet in taking you and Spencer on your honeymoon. Fifteen years of invaluable service to the Bureau deserved a treat, Emily said. You and Spencer had discussed it at length, with you ensuring that he was truly happy with his decision. 

With all that he’d been through, he wanted a change  - and deserved one. From this point forward, he’d consult for the BAU and teach for the Bureau, occasionally going on cases that were in DC or the surrounding states. “Are you really sure you’ll be happy with this work situation?” You ask for the fiftieth time. 

“More than happy. I’ll still be able to do things I love, help people, and have the life with you that I want. I plan on getting you good and pregnant on this honeymoon.”

“Oh, is that so?” You ask with a gleam in your eye. You’re so disgustingly, stupidly in love with him that the idea of carrying his child makes your heart race. 

When you’re finally up at cruising altitude, the jet pilot lets you know that it’s okay to move about the cabin. Slipping your seatbelt off, you climb into his lap. “How many babies do you want? Really.” You’d had this talk before, you both wanted kids, but now it’s real.

“Three,” he says softly. “Maybe four.”

“What are we trying to outdo Simmons?” You laugh, picturing your future family. “All jokes aside, I like the sound of that.”

Spencer chuckles against your skin, nose nuzzling against the crook of your neck. He sighs at the scent of the clean and fresh perfume he’d picked out for you this morning. “So,” he says deviously, “What should we do for the next seven and a half hours?”

Leaning forward, you kiss him before biting the corner of your lip and sinking down to the floor. The only other people on board are the pilot and a co-pilot that he’d asked to accompany him given the longer than usual flight, so you have no qualms about getting down and dirty on the jet. “Can I suck your cock, Sir?”

“Gods, yes.” He cradles your face in his hands and kisses you, tongue washing over your own, stealing your breath away as you snake your hands into his pants to pull him free. 

You wet your hand and slip it gently up and down his shaft, watching as his head falls back and his mouth drops open. Arousal pools between your legs, a drug-like high filling you as you take in the effect you have on him. When you kiss the tip of his cock, he hisses, control already waning. You lick your lips and wrap them around the head, flicking your tongue over the underside of him in a swirling motion. With him resting on your tongue, you link your fingers with his and say, “Please look at me, Sir. I want to watch you lose control.”

“Anything for my wife,” he says proudly, his throat tight with lust. When his eyes meet yours, you smile around him, taking him further into your mouth. With all the throat training you’ve had over the course of your relationship, you know exactly how to breathe around him. Each pass brings you closer and closer to his pelvic bone. You want to take all of him. Hold yourself there. Look into his eyes as he comes down your throat. 

“Fucking hell, Y/N. You’re so good at this.”

Pulling away, you kiss his balls and mumble. “I’ve had great training.”

Just as he’s about to reply, you swallow around him again and push yourself to take all of him. It’s a bit of a struggle, but with the breathing exercises he’s taught you, you manage, sliding your hand up to his neck to bring his gaze back to you.

Swallowing around him, you ask without words for him to give you what you want. “I’m going to come,” he says through clenched teeth. “You keep looking at me like that, I’m going to lose my mind.”

As much as you can smile, you do, laughing around him and sending a rumble through his body that makes him tremble. A hand flies to the seat in front of you and the other around your head, holding your mouth steady as he empties his come into you.

You chuckle when you pull away, cleaning around your lips with your fingers before climbing back into his lap. “Am I good cocksucker, Sir?”

“Not good,” he says, slipping his tongue over your bottom lip. “Amazing. Stellar. Out of this world.”

Worn out, and with many hours left to go, he pulls out a blanket and covers you both, allowing you to fall asleep with ease.

                                                             ------

Nearly two hours later, you wake next to your new husband, deliriously happy. “Didn’t Garcia give us some champagne and chocolate covered strawberries?”

Nodding, Spencer asks you to grab them. They’re delicious and juicy, the chocolate just dancing on the edge of bitter, its sweetness still apparent. The champagne is perfect and you indulge in a glass more than is necessary, but you don’t care. “Dinner is in the mini-fridge. We can have that shortly before we land so that we can go straight to the hotel and sleep. I plan on taking you to the Trocadéro in the morning.”

“Where’s that?” You ask dreamily, ready and willing to take part in whatever plans he has for the next two weeks. 

“It’s a nice open space across the Seine facing the Eiffel Tower. We can watch the sunrise and have freshly baked croissants for breakfast.”

“That sounds perfect, Spence.” You slide your hand into his. “I have a question.”

“Go on.”

“Do you want to get started on that getting me good and pregnant thing right now?” 

Smiling, Spencer gives you a kiss before checking in with the pilot and co-pilot regarding flight time. It’s a cover to ensure they won’t be coming out anytime soon. Otherwise they’ll be in for a show. Once he’s sure you won’t be interrupted, he prompts you to stand in front of him, pulling your panties down and placing them in his jacket pocket. 

With a quick glance at the cockpit door, he shimmies his pants down just enough to give himself some movement. He tugs you down onto his lap and places himself at your entrance, pushing in slowly. The somewhat confined space makes him feel even bigger. You laugh into his mouth, giddy at the thought of getting started on the family you want. “Fuck me, Spence.”

His hand pushes up the back of your shirt, his fingers dancing along your spine as his cock thrusts upward. “Do you know how long I’ve been imagining this? Getting you pregnant?”

“Tell me,” you breathe.

You push your shirt underneath your breasts and offer him your nipple, moaning when he takes it into his mouth and rolls his tongue over the hardening peak. “Nearly a year. I can’t wait to see you pregnant.”

As he fucks you, he splays his hand over your stomach. Where your baby will be soon all things willing. “Fuck me, Y/N. Ride me.”

Bucking against him, you whimper softly. “Fill me up, Spence.” 

“Oh fuck. Fuck yea.”

You grasp his shoulder and dig your nails into the skin, making him his as he holds you down onto his throbbing cock. The second he spills into you, you start to quake and brace your hand on the ceiling. “Fuck. Oh my God.”

Shaking, you bury your head in his neck and cry out, combing your hands through your hair as the shockwaves subside. “I love you,” you whisper, kissing along his jawline. “Best decision I ever made was going to the bar that night.”

“Best decision I ever made was asking for your phone number.”

As best he can, he cleans himself up, pulling his pants back on before carrying you to the small couch at the back of the plane. Using a pillow, he props up your hips and lies behind you, your body flush against his. “Having your hips elevated helps the getting pregnant. It’s happening. In these two weeks. When we’re not out sightseeing, I’m going to be doing my damnedest.”

You sigh contentedly, molding yourself to him. “I’m sleepy again.”

“Sex can do that,” he laughs. “Another nap? Then dinner. Then hotel and pass out so we can see the sunrise tomorrow.”

There couldn’t be a more perfect plan. “Spence, I have another question. Is there anywhere in Paris, like in public, that you might want to...you know...?”

“God, I love you.”

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Mystic Sisters- Ch.19 Trader

Masterlist🌙🌹

Hikari’s pov

It was a few days later and we were still in Yokohama. Yua went to get breakfast from the convenient store while I packed up the rest of my stuff. After Yua’s dream a few days ago we thought it was best to find out what this castle was that we kept seeing. We were headed to Yokosuka. It might bold a clue to us and powers. I tried contacting Saki but I couldn’t get a hold of her. When I last talked to her, that's where she told us to go. We still haven't heard from anyone. It had been days and our parents still haven't called. They probably don’t care at this point. I stood in front of the bathroom mirror and braided my hair into two braids. Akio's hat still laid on the counter.

"Well since I still have it and it's cold I might as well wear it" I grinned and slipped the hat over my head. I don’t know why I was obsessed with him and his hat. Did I really just say that? That I was obsessed with him? According to Yua I was but I wouldn’t call it that.

"Im back!" Yua yelled. She was sitting the food on the little table we had in the room.

"Are you done packing?" she asked, sitting my food in front of me. I nodded unwrapping my onigiri. “I brought some more water since someone drank a gallon of water by herself.”

“I’ve been thirsty. Leave me alone.” We quickly ate so we could catch our train. Knowing how long it takes Yua we still might be late.

“When we get there I'll try contacting Saki again.” I told her once we got to the train surprisingly on time.

“If she doesn't answer we’ll stay in Yokosuka until we can reach her.”

Luckily it was only a 30 minute train ride and the train wasn't too packed. I shivered feeling a cold breeze. The same way I felt When Akio was around. I looked at Yua to see if she noticed too but she was too busy listening to music on her phone. Once we got off I felt another cold breeze. Quickly turning around I expected to see Akio like usual but he wasn't there. No one was.

"What's up?" Yua asked after I turned back around.

"Nothing let's go.” I told her grabbing my suitcase walking past her. I swear I felt him around. After dropping off our stuff at the hotel we went to a local ramen shop for lunch. As we walled back I heard my name being called. "Saki?" I said stopping in the tracks.

"Hikari I can't get to you guys right now. I'll come find you just not now. There's something going on. Mom and d-."

"Saki!" I called out, I called her name a few times but she didn't answer. Mom and dad? What was she gonna say?

"She sounded like someone or something was after her. She tried to tell me something but got cut off like last time. "I told Yua who was now standing in front of me.

"We'll just go back to the hotel or go to our grandparents since dad made it obvious he doesn't want us home.” She told me. I nodded grabbing her hand. I looked past my sister staring off into the distance. I could feel him nearly. This time I knew he was here. But where?

"What's wrong? she asked, grabbing my cheeks forcing me to look at her.

"He's here"I said blankly.

"Well Akio was right. You were easy to find."

Yua quickly turned around and Akio and his friend were there.So he was here earlier.

For a second I could have sworn he smiled at me but when I looked closer he still had the same blank look on his face. Akio and I stared at each other, not breaking eye contact until Yua spoke up.

"How the hell did you find us? We're not even in Tokyo any more.”

“Just because you left Tokyo doesn’t mean we couldn't find you.” The older boy pointed at the hat I was wearing. “That belongs to my brother little girl.”

I sucked in my breath and was shocked. “Excuse me I am not little!” I said stomping my feet.

Akio smirked at my reaction. The other boy looked at me and then at Akio. “I guess she’s your type.”

Akio looked insulted. “What the hell is that supposed to mean? What are you tryna say Riyoshi?”

“Oh nothing, don't get all butt hurt now.”

“So your names Riyoshi?” Yua questioned.

“That Princess is none of your business.” Riyoshi told Yua “However you should be worried about your boyfriend though I left a pretty big scar on his face.”

“Try his whole body.” Akio chimed in, chuckling. “Don’t downplay it man you nearly killed that guy.”

“Yea but he can die later he’s not our mission.”

“Y'all are really too handsome for this shit. What’s so important about us?”

Riyoshi seemed to find that amusing while Akio just stood there.

“Well isn’t this a nice surprise .” Says an unknown guy walking up.

“And you are?” Yua asked

“My name is --

“Irrelevant. We're busy, go away.” Yua snapped.

“Right we don't need anymore weirdo’s here.” I said.

“You little bitches. First off my name is Levi.” Levi was definitely triggered.

“Who are you calling weird?” Akio and Riyoshi said in unison.

I ignored them and looked at my sister. “This is getting bad very fast. Let's get the hell out of here.”

“You really think we have a chance there's three of them. Stay put!”

“Looks like they can communicate by just looking at each other. Interesting.”

“It’s called telepathy dumb ass.” Riyoshi shot at Levi.

I decided it was time to shoot some fire and make a break for it since they obviously weren't paying attention at the moment.

“Yua throw that car and i'll blow it up, decent distraction don’t you think?”

“We're sister’s for a reason. Let's do it on 3.”

“1” I started.

“2” Yua followed.

“3!” We said aloud. Catching the boy's attention but the plan was already in effect.

Yua used her powers and tossed a car in their direction and I shot a fireball at it causing it to explode. Yua grabbed my hand and we ran as fast as we could and I was happy because I still had my hat. He shouldn’t have given it to me, it's mine now.

We made it to a nearby ally before Riyoshi literally jumped off of a building and landed in front if us with Akio right behind him. “Damn not gonna lie that was a little hot.” Riyoshi said basically giving my sister the eye.

“Wow you're trying to kidnap us and you're flirting at the same time. You and my sister are made for each other.”

“Hikari now is not the time to promote my antics.” Yua snapped.

“I thought it was pretty funny.” Riyoshi answered.

“What is happening right now?” I asked very confused.

“What’s happening is these idiots have betrayed the VHA.”

“The fuck are you talking about?” Riyoshi said darkly.

“Oh yea when your little brother here saved his little girlfriend I caught it all on camera and showed it to Amelia.” Levi said with a big smirk on his face. “Long story short your public enemy number one now. Both of you. Amelia was so hurt when she watched the video. She couldn’t believe that two boys she practically raised would turn on her and choose to side with the enemy. You know her policy on loyalty right? Since you betrayed her everyone at the VHA will be coming after you. You two aren't welcome back. You're at the top of the blacklist. ” Levi said walking closer to the boys patted me on my shoulder. “Nice job brat you just got your friends here killed.”

Before I or Levi could react Levi was flying backwards as Akio kicked him with the utmost force. Yua and I jumped both our eyes turning white in shock.

It didn’t stop their as Riyoshi grabbed Akio by the back of his collar pulling him back so he could face him. “Seriously Akio?”

“I swear my body moved on it’s own.” Akio explained.

Suddenly 6 more guys showed up and we were surrounded but luckily we knew how to fight. Yua and I got into defensive positions back to back.

Riyoshi Pov

“Well since we were considered traders anyway might as well help them fight. But I will deal with you later.” I said to Akio, giving him the deadliest glare I had. It worked. He looked like he saw a ghost. Since the VHA turned on us we would have to run. Getting caught and brought back to Amelia would be worse than being on the blacklist. Amelia kept a list of people that have wronged her or weren’t loyal to the VHA. If you were to get caught after being blacklisted then she would make your life hell. Because of an incident that happened before Amelia started putting kill chips in us so that way if someone turned on the VHA the other members would kill that person on sight.

I didn’t have my wooden bullets but I had regular one’s and they definitely would work on halflings. Quickly loading my gun I saw Akio pull out his sword and I knew he was serious about this girl right then and there.

“Go do your thing i’ll cover for you.” I told Akio and he took off slicing two of the guys in seconds. He didn’t need my help but I heard a squeal. It was Yua turning my attention to her. She was ok but Hikari was struggling and her goal was to protect her sister. One of the boys came charging at them. Hikari waved her hands in front of her causing the boy to turn into ice. He stood there frozen until Yua ran up to him punching him causing his body to shatter into pieces. While Akio went for Levi I ended up doing three headshots killing them instantly since they weren't worth my energy.

“Aghhhh.” I looked up to see Levi running for his life and Akio chasing him with his sword like a mad man.

“Akio!” he stopped and looked at me confused “Leave him be. Let's go. More members will be here any second!” I then looked towards the girls who were standing around catching their breath.“ You too since you're the ones who got us in this mess.” I walked away Akio right behind me. The girls are reluctant but they followed nonetheless.

“This is Bullshit.” I said to myself as I tried to think of my next step on how to approach this crazy ass situation.  

#oc #anime #japan #vampire #vampireromance #oc story #ocmanga #animestory #lightnovel #manga #mysticsisters #anime romance #mystery #original light novel #fantasy #vampire light novel #vampireanime #japanese #romance #vampire anime

[robinruns]

Where I've Been

Fuck. Its been a day. Literally. I was going to make a big post about everything going on from this weekend, so at this point I may as well include yesterday in it too. I feel like I'm burying the lead here, but if I don’t try to type this up in some kind of order, I won't get everything.

Saturday me and Kyle had awesome breakfast of chocolate chip pancakes and before noon headed up to Manitowoc. We went straight to the Wisconsin Maritime Museum, which is where packet pickup was held. I got my bib, shirt, a cowbell, and a free pair of socks! Naturally I chose purple.

Then we went through the museum, which has lots of actual boats, an actual steam engine, attached to a giant prop, and the coolest part, we got to go on a submarine! They have a WWII submarine docked at this place and you can go on and take a tour. The whole thing was so narrow! And they said it was usually like 100° in there. Ugh, the men who were working on those subs were true heroes.

We went back to the hotel after that, grabbed dinner from Noodles and I watched a good portion of Mortal Engines on the shitty wifi. I went to bed about 9:30 and crashed immediately.

I got up pretty easily about 5:00 on Sunday and started getting ready. They had shuttles starting at 6 to the start line and I was on that first shuttle so there was some time just hanging out. I saw there was a 4:50 pace group so I was like ok, I can hang with this guy. The race went well in the first half. I was able to hang with this group really well.

The vast majority of the race you are running right along Lake Michigan and it's just incredible. It's one thing to stand in a spot and be like wow, look at the lake, it's another to run along it for miles and miles and it just goes on and on as far as the eye can see. It feels like the ocean, but you know its not.

The route takes you from Manitowoc to Two Rivers, where you turn around and head back, that's when the group took off when I stopped to go to the bathroom, and I couldn't ever catch up to them. Then it really became a mental game. I think I handled it pretty well, until about mile 18 when I was like I'm hungry. Not oh let me take a shot blok and some Gatorade hungry, like GIVE ME A FUCKING CHEESEBURGER hungry. That's when things became a problem. Oh and then my Dad texted me at mile 20ish and said he was proud of me and I started crying, and then at 21ish my Garmin died. Fully charged I will note.

But I think being able to see Manitowoc in the distance really helped, I could see I was getting closer as I trudged along. And I knew there were people behind me, so I was like I'm doing ok, I'll be ok.

The last mile has a good size hill, which sucked since the course is so flat, so I walked it. But when I got to the top I took off again and I had Champion playing and I ran hard into the finish.

First thing I do? Go get a hamburger.

I told Kyle I felt like I was gonna cry, and he replies "well why did you put so many sad songs on your playlist?" 😐🙄 No! I was just emotional from finishing the race again! And I felt like I did it right this time, I left it out there. I don't have any regrets other than I just wish I could have maintained my pace in the 2nd half or hung with the pace group longer. I should have been able to hang with them through mile 20 based on my Syttende Mai performance, ya know? Maybe I did too much that day. Who knows, all I know is I'm satisfied.

Then as I'm eating this burger that I've been craving for so long, I turn on data so I can sync my Fitbit and then that headline comes up. Y'all know the one. Jonas Brothers hint at MCR reunion.

I, in that moment, started to not believe I was still living. Something happened on the course, and I'm in The Good Place. And yes, later I read a lot of people rationalizing it as, it was probably FIATFV rehearsing for their tour, since it was in NYC, but still. As long as it makes the guys happy, I'm happy with whatever they choose to do, reunite, stay split up, whatever. I'm Team Happy MCR.

So we went back to the hotel, Kyle packed while I got a shower. I wore a tank top and had my hair in braids and I noticed when I was done, the hair ties beat against my back for so long in the same spots that I got welts! Crazy! Also leave it to the fucking vampire to get sunburned on a cloudy day. Not too bad, but I got tan lines on my back. Not that I care, but still.

We grabbed brunch at Perkins and had very Leslie Knope and Ron Swanson-esque meals. When we got home I finished my movie while eating Elephant Tracks ice cream for dinner.

Yesterday the morning was nice and chill. I'm officially back on the watching what I eat bandwagon, so things were less indulgent yesterday.

Then I get a text from my mom to call her. Fuck. That's never good.

My aunt passed away suddenly and unexpectedly at age 70. She died in her sleep either of a heart attack or stroke. My grandma, her mom, had a heart attack, and then a stroke which ultimately killed her, 20 years ago.

Cancer took my mom's dad and sister, my mom had cancer like 25+ years ago. Heart problems took my dad's parents, and now his sister. These are all things I need to consider when making life choices. It's like oh I'm young, but things have an impact down the road. Your weight, your dietary choices. I also have the potential in my genes to live to 97 like my Grandma did, passing away just two years ago.

Despite the news I went on with my regularly scheduled day off stuff and got my hair done. I texted some people, like @breakfastwiththesun and emailed my boss so hopefully people aren’t annoying when I get back in to work today. Then I went to Target and met up with my mom. I had to go grocery shopping and it helped both of us I think.

I'm the type of person who when something happens, I have to spring into action, but there was no action for me to spring into. The coroner hadn't even determined a cause at this point, let alone when anything would be.

Now we know that it will be a memorial service at some later date. Hopefully the last week of the month, but who knows.

And with all that, I've been off social media for the most part. Just I've been busy, but also just cleaning up files and stuff on my computer. I didn't want to make a million stupid, rambling posts that I'd regret in a day.

I also kinda didn’t wanna talk about this. I don't want people to feel forced to feel sorry for me. I feel more bad for her son, it's his birthday today, and he's the cousin I feel closest too. Or for her grandkids. Just yea. I dunno. It's been a weird few days.

#personal #hfm maritime marathon

[dreambot]

100 QUESTIONS NO ONE ASKS

Tagged by @batsysims thank u love

1. DO YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR CLOSET DOORS OPEN OR CLOSED? OK SO listen my closets in the bathroom and at my old house i had a small room so my desk was in the closet sO

2. DO YOU TAKE THE SHAMPOOS AND CONDITIONER BOTTLES FROM HOTELS? I ususally cant use them but yeah i take them anyways lmfao

3. DO YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR SHEETS TUCKED IN OR OUT? out ig

4. HAVE YOU STOLEN A STREET SIGN BEFORE? not yet

5. DO YOU LIKE TO USE POST-IT NOTES? I used the online ones for a while

6. DO YOU CUT OUT COUPONS BUT THEN NEVER USE THEM? No but i take them from those dispenser thingies in the market

7. WOULD YOU RATHER BE ATTACKED BY A BIG BEAR OR A SWARM OF BEES? bear maybe i can TALK SOME SENSE INTO EM

8. DO YOU HAVE FRECKLES? Yes i used to hate them now theyre ok lmao

9. DO YOU ALWAYS SMILE FOR PICTURES? I hate taking photos 

10. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST PET PEEVE? idk everything pisses me off tbh

11. DO YOU EVER COUNT YOUR STEPS WHEN YOU WALK? If im walking rlly far ill start 2

12. HAVE YOU PEED IN THE WOODS? no

13. HAVE YOU EVER POOPED IN THE WOODS? I dont do that

14. DO YOU EVER DANCE EVEN IF THERES NO MUSIC PLAYING? nah

15. DO YOU CHEW YOUR PENS AND PENCILS? yea but usually without noticing 

16. HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE YOU SLEPT WITH THIS WEEK? wouldnt u like 2 kno

17. WHAT SIZE IS YOUR BED? Queen?? i think or king. idk. 

18. WHAT IS YOUR SONG OF THE WEEK? Ive been diggin phantogram lately so probably “Black out Days” or “Same Old Blues” 

19. IS IT OK FOR GUYS TO WEAR PINK? yeah wear whatever

20. DO YOU STILL WATCH CARTOONS? me and my bf watch stuff sometimes, like adventure time and a few other chill ones

21. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE MOVIE? SAW FUCKING SUCKED I WAS SO DISAPPOINTED AND YEA I KNOW IM LATE 2 THE PARTY

22. WHERE WOULD YOU BURY HIDDEN TREASURE IF YOU HAD SOME? I have no idea

23. WHAT DO YOU DRINK WITH DINNER? Lemonade/cerveza/ anything but water

24. WHAT DO YOU DIP A CHICKEN NUGGET IN? I’m a vegetarian 

25. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD? idk I drink a lot of coffee tho i know that dsnt count

26. WHAT MOVIES COULD YOU WATCH OVER AND OVER AGAIN AND STILL LOVE? Scott pilgrim or heathers

27. LAST PERSON, YOU KISSED/KISSED YOU? mi cat  ❤

28. WERE YOU EVER A BOY/GIRL SCOUT? no

29. WOULD YOU EVER STRIP OR POSE NUDE IN A MAGAZINE? If I was single

30. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WROTE A LETTER TO SOMEONE ON PAPER? Oh gosh, probably never lmao

31. CAN YOU CHANGE THE OIL ON A CAR? No im useless

32. EVER GOTTEN A SPEEDING TICKET? not yet

33. EVER RAN OUT OF GAS? no but ive come very close

34. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE KIND OF SANDWICH? just plain pb is fine 2bh i dnt get to eat fancy things

35. BEST THING TO EAT FOR BREAKFAST? i love eggs and bagels eee

36. WHAT IS YOUR USUAL BEDTIME? It changes ALL the time. Today I went to sleep at 6am

37. ARE YOU LAZY? Yeah i guess so i worked out fr a little while

38. WHEN YOU WERE A KID, WHAT DID YOU DRESS UP AS FOR HALLOWEEN? It was always basic bitch things like cats and witches

39. WHAT IS YOUR CHINESE ASTROLOGICAL SIGN? Dragon

40. HOW MANY LANGUAGES CAN YOU SPEAK? English fluently but I was learning Spanish and Russian

41. DO YOU HAVE ANY MAGAZINE SUBSCRIPTIONS? used to have gameinformers

42. WHICH ARE BETTER: LEGOS OR LINCOLN LOGS? legosss

43. ARE YOU STUBBORN? yes lmao

44. WHO IS BETTER: LENO OR LETTERMAN? I dont watch either

45. EVER WATCH SOAP OPERAS? nope

46. ARE YOU AFRAID OF HEIGHTS? Yeah like rlly scared 

47. DO YOU SING IN THE CAR? yeah most of the time 

48. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER? nope

49. DO YOU DANCE IN THE CAR? nada

50. EVER USED A GUN? No, but I wanted to go shooting. Due to certain circumstances I wasnt allowed by law to use a gun for some years

51. LAST TIME YOU GOT A PORTRAIT TAKEN BY A PHOTOGRAPHER? uhm do those school ones count

52. DO YOU THINK MUSICALS ARE CHEESY? some of them r good, others r a little too much. Wicked was good, the one with green day and heathers is probably good but i nede 2 watch it

53. IS CHRISTMAS STRESSFUL? Yeah I hate buying ppl stuff

54. EVER EAT A PIEROGI? Noooooooooo 

55. FAVORITE TYPE OF FRUIT PIE? IDK most of them i love pie

56. OCCUPATIONS YOU WANTED TO BE WHEN YOU WERE A KID? I wanted to be an artist than an animator for a long time but now im older i woudl like to be a forensic pathologist but an attainable goal would most like be a barista/pet groomer

57. DO YOU BELIEVE IN GHOSTS? no srry

58. EVER HAVE A DEJA-VU FEELING? yes i had it at the sme time as someone else it was freaky

59. DO YOU TAKE A VITAMIN DAILY?

I used to but i gave up

60. DO YOU WEAR SLIPPERS?

no i wear socks all the time

61. DO YOU WEAR A BATH ROBE? no

62. WHAT DO YOU WEAR TO BED? whatever i wore that day lmao

63. WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CONCERT? Marilyn Manson/ Smashing Pumpkins

64. WALMART, TARGET, OR KMART? Ive never been to a kmart i dont know where a walmart is but i luv target lmao

65. NIKE OR ADIDAS? IDK whichever one is more ~aesthetic

66. CHEETOS OR FRITOS? i like hot cheetos

67. PEANUTS OR SUNFLOWER SEEDS? sunflower seeds

68. EVER HEAR OF THE GROUP TRES BIEN? Nope but they must be good im keepin @tickledsims and @batsysims response to keep the dream alive

69. EVER TAKE DANCE LESSONS? Yes i was in dance lessons for a few years and performed a lot

70. IS THERE A PROFESSION YOU PICTURE YOUR FUTURE SPOUSE DOING? whatever he wants 2 do lmao

71. CAN YOU CURL YOUR TONGUE? no

72. EVER WON A SPELLING BEE? I thought they were fake honestly

73. HAVE YOU EVER CRIED BECAUSE YOU WERE SO HAPPY? i think

74. OWN ANY RECORD ALBUMS? no but i rlly want 2

75. OWN A RECORD PLAYER? i plan on buying one soon

76. DO YOU REGULARLY BURN INCENSE? no I cant be arounf scents/ fragrance rip

77. EVER BEEN IN LOVE? im in love right now  ❤

78. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE IN CONCERT? The front bottoms r my everything

79. WHAT WAS THE LAST CONCERT YOU SAW? only been to one so marilyn manson/smashing pumpkins

80. HOT TEA OR COLD TEA? hot

81. TEA OR COFFEE? coffee I LIVE OFF COFFEE

82. SUGAR COOKIES OR SNICKERDOODLES? sugar cookies ive never had snickerdoodles

83. CAN YOU SWIM WELL? i can swim OK

84. CAN YOU HOLD YOUR BREATH WITHOUT HOLDING YOUR NOSE? yes

85. ARE YOU PATIENT? depends

86. DJ OR BAND AT A WEDDING? band but i dont rlly care tbh i dnt like weddings

87. EVER WON A CONTEST? a few times and i cant remember any of them lmfao

88. HAVE YOU EVER HAD PLASTIC SURGERY? not yet, maybe one day 89. WHICH ARE BETTER: BLACK OR GREEN OLIVES? black

90. CAN YOU KNIT OR CROCHET? i can knit but i cant crochet rip

91. BEST ROOM FOR A FIREPLACE? living room?

92. DO YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED? Yes im in love w my boyf  ❤

93. IF MARRIED, HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN MARRIED? negative none

94. WHO WAS YOUR HIGH SCHOOL CRUSH? I didnt rlly have crushes 

95. DO YOU CRY AND THROW A FIT UNTIL YOU GET YOUR OWN WAY? kinda

96. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? god no

97. DO YOU WANT KIDS? no no no

98. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR? blue

99. DO YOU MISS ANYONE RIGHT NOW? i dnt miss anyone rn i can talk to the ppl i care abt atm

100. WHO ARE YOU GOING TO TAG TO DO THIS TAG NEXT?

any1 who wants to do this 

#nonsims #personal #saviorhide

[stefanotis]

for the submissions, could you do one where dick and kory are on a break and are both seeing other people (kory with roy and dick with barbara?) but they eventually get back together bc no one matter how hard they try, they can't get over each other. (your writing is such a gift like i'll read anything of yours at this point lol)

Here you go anon!

Didn’t give it a title so you could come up with it!

Kory wore a baseball cap, jeans, and sweater as she and Roy walked down the city sidewalks.

With all the buzz and media frenzy about fashion week, people were bound to recognize her as her supermodel alias and she wasn’t taking any chances tonight. She wanted to stay in and order room service at the hotel but poor Roy was caged in like a puppy and begged her to come out for a burger.

So she disguised herself and walk hand in hand with her boyfriend.

“I’m not a fan of the city” Roy said.

She looked up at him with a smile. “No? I sure do like it here.”

“Here as in Gotham?” he asked. “Or here as in the city?”

“Just the city life” she told him. “The lights are so mesmerizing and look at all these unique people.”

Roy chuckled and glanced over to where she was looking. “You mean the prostitutes and pimps in the corner?”

She giggled. “Perhaps Gotham is a poor example but I do enjoy some parts of this city.”

“Mhm” he agreed. “What’s the plan for tomorrow?”

They both stopped at the end of the sidewalk and waited for the pedestrian light to give them the signal to walk.

“I have a photoshoot tomorrow morning, then a catwalk at five, and we have to attend a fundraiser which means you need to make sure you pick up your tuxedo tomorrow” she replied.

“Can’t I just go naked?” he smirked. “That’d sure make the paps go crazy.”

She laughed and shook her head before wrapping her arms around him. “I’m starving! Shall we eat?”

He knelt down so he could give her a ride on his back and she gladly wrapped her arms around his neck, her legs wrapping around his chest. “C'mon m'lady. Let’s get you some grub.”

Roy opened the door to the diner and let Kory jump off his back. A few customers looked over their way and the couple gave them a kind smile before proceeding in an empty booth at the end.

Kory smiled at the waitress who approached them.

“What can I get you both?” she asked.

“Two stacks of pancakes, bacon, scrambled eggs, and coffee?” he asked.

Kory nodded in approval and the waitress walked back to the kitchen to give the chef the order.

“Yummy!” Kory exclaimed. “I haven’t had breakfast food for dinner in forever!”

The couple cuddled close to one another as they sipped on their coffee and waitd for their order to be complete.

Bells jingled, signaling new customers, and Kory choked on the coffee when she saw who walked in. Their eyes met and both of instantly froze at the sudden contact.

She didn’t know he would be in town, especially during this week, and what were the chances that they would actually run into each other.

Two years.

That’s how long it’s been since they have last seen each other.

“You okay babe?” asked Roy. “Kor?”

She continued to cough and Roy tapped her on the back to help relieve her. She was given a glass of water by someone and she gladly took it before taking a sip and sighing in relief.

“You okay?”

Kory’s eyes met Dick’s and she nearly passed out right then and there.

“Dick?” asked Roy.

He scooted out the booth and stood up to greet his old friend. The two go way back when they were both newly sidekicks of their respective mentors and spent a lot of their young days together.

Roy knew all about Kory and Dick’s past romance but didn’t think much of it since Kory made it very clear that she no longer has feelings for her ex.

“We almost didn’t recognize you.”

The fourth voice came from another redhead in the room.

Barbara Gordon aka Batgirl.

“We’re usually used to seeing big hair and sparkles” she continued.

Kory plastered a fake smile on her face and got up to greet the two before excusing herself outside.

“You okay?” asked Roy.

“I just need air” she told him as she quickly walked away.

“You guys want to sit with us?” she heard Roy ask before she stepped outside.

Kory sucked in a large breath as she stumbled to sit on the sidewalk.

Two years she’s been dreaming about the day they’d meet and it was nowhere near how she imagined it. She imagined all the unleft things she’d say to him and the way the rain would downpour on them and they’d share a kiss just like Noah and Ali.

But this isn’t the movies.

This is real life.

She heard the door jingle.

“Roy, I just need-

"You okay?”

He sat down next to her and they both fixated their eyes on what’s in front of them.

“You look good Star” he said.

She chuckled and shook her head. “Richard don’t-

"I know we didn’t leave on best of terms” he told her.

She finally looked at him. “Not the best of terms? We left off on the worst of terms.”

“Yea but things are different now.”

“We’re much older?” she asked.

“More mature?” he asked.

She giggled and gave him a wink before turning away. “Yes, we are more mature now.”

“Think you could sneak away before you leave?” he asked. “I’d like to catch up. Just the two of us?”

“I wouldn’t mind” she told him. “But if Roy is uncomfortable then I would not feel comfortable being alone with you.”

“Understood” he said before pausing for a minute. “Are you happy with him?”

She eyed him. “The truth?”

“Yes” he chuckled.

She glanced back at the diner before lying to him. “He makes me happy.”

There was a hint of sadness in his eyes but he plastered on a fake smile.

“What about you?” she asked. “Are you happy?”

He had to think about it for a moment before lying to her. “Yeah, she makes me happy.”

The two of them sat on the ledge for a few more moments, just being in the other’s company, and reflecting on how they got to this point in their relationship.

Two days later they met for coffee and six months later they moved in together. 

#kory anders #dick grayson #roy harper #barbara gordon #dickbabs #dickkory #robstar #robin #starfire #teen titans #stefanotis

[kitkatdana]

boring tag

 1. DO YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR CLOSET DOORS OPEN OR CLOSED? I make sure they’re closed every night bc uh no thanks!!

2. DO YOU TAKE THE SHAMPOOS AND CONDITIONER BOTTLES FROM HOTELS? I have before but only like lotion if i really liked it. 

3. DO YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR SHEETS TUCKED IN OR OUT? Well they normally start tucked in but then wind up out by the end of the night.

4. HAVE YOU STOLEN A STREET SIGN BEFORE? Nah

5. DO YOU LIKE TO USE POST-IT NOTES? Hell! Yes! Bitch!

6. DO YOU CUT OUT COUPONS BUT THEN NEVER USE THEM? Sometimes but not really idk

7. WOULD YOU RATHER BE ATTACKED BY A BIG BEAR OR A SWARM OF BEES? Bees because bears are fucking terrifying.

8. DO YOU HAVE FRECKLES? Lots.

9. DO YOU ALWAYS SMILE FOR PICTURES? I gave up - I’m ugly no matter what face I make. Plus, even my real smile looks super fake so I’ve given up.

10. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST PET PEEVE? People chewing with their mouth open oh my GOD

11. DO YOU EVER COUNT YOUR STEPS WHEN YOU WALK? Do you count during marching band lol

12. HAVE YOU PEED IN THE WOODS? I can’t remember probably?

13. HAVE YOU EVER POOPED IN THE WOODS? No.

14. DO YOU EVER DANCE EVEN IF THERES NO MUSIC PLAYING? No.

15. DO YOU CHEW YOUR PENS AND PENCILS? No it grosses me out how dirty pens and pencils are.

16. HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE YOU SLEPT WITH THIS WEEK? wild

17. WHAT SIZE IS YOUR BED? queen sized ;)

18. WHAT IS YOUR SONG OF THE WEEK? I have multiple: “Get Like” by Kehlani, “Hannah Hunt” by Vampire Weekend, “Come Under the Covers” by Walk the Moon, “This Must Be My Dream” by the 1975, “sHe” by ZAYN. i honestly have so many more i’d like to list.

19. IS IT OK FOR GUYS TO WEAR PINK? Yes of course

20. DO YOU STILL WATCH CARTOONS? I mean I watch Bob’s Burgers sometimes does that count.

21. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE MOVIE? don’t kill me... but i really hate home alone.

22. WHERE WOULD YOU BURY HIDDEN TREASURE IF YOU HAD SOME? honestly... i have no idea.

23. WHAT DO YOU DRINK WITH DINNER? Water

24. WHAT DO YOU DIP A CHICKEN NUGGET IN? Ranch or ketchup hell yea

25. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD? I don’t know I mean i love apples and tortilla chips (not together no thanks)

26. WHAT MOVIES COULD YOU WATCH OVER AND OVER AGAIN AND STILL LOVE? all of the movies within the Star Wars Original Trilogy, jurassic park and jurassic park 3 (not the lost world that movie is shit), ABOUT TIME (my family watches this all the fucking time)

27. LAST PERSON YOU KISSED/KISSED YOU? shhh that’s personal

28. WERE YOU EVER A BOY/GIRL SCOUT? I was a girl scout for like 4-5 years

29. WOULD YOU EVER STRIP OR POSE NUDE IN A MAGAZINE? Nah.

30. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WROTE A LETTER TO SOMEONE ON PAPER? A few months ago but jesus christ I would never send it i should probably find i so i can shred it.

31. CAN YOU CHANGE THE OIL ON A CAR? no... but i should learn how to.

32. EVER GOTTEN A SPEEDING TICKET? nah.

33. EVER RAN OUT OF GAS? nope

34. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE KIND OF SANDWICH? idk i mean i just normally eat a pb sandwich but i really like club sandwiches sorry i’m boring.

35. BEST THING TO EAT FOR BREAKFAST? potato egg & cheese tacos from torchy’s

36. WHAT IS YOUR USUAL BEDTIME? it honestly ranges from 10-4.

37. ARE YOU LAZY? it depends on where i am mentally. lately - yes.

38. WHEN YOU WERE A KID, WHAT DID YOU DRESS UP AS FOR HALLOWEEN? Once i was Stephanie from lazy town. another year i was a unicorn. another year i was a smore.

39. WHAT IS YOUR CHINESE ASTROLOGICAL SIGN? a dragon. rawr xD

40. HOW MANY LANGUAGES CAN YOU SPEAK? One fluently and i can speak spanish really really really poorly.

41. DO YOU HAVE ANY MAGAZINE SUBSCRIPTIONS? not personally

42. WHICH ARE BETTER: LEGOS OR LINCOLN LOGS? Legos

43. ARE YOU STUBBORN? hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahayeahahahahahhaha.

44. WHO IS BETTER: LENO OR LETTERMAN? i don’t watch either

45. EVER WATCH SOAP OPERAS? nah

46. ARE YOU AFRAID OF HEIGHTS? very. it’s funny because i’m a drum major so i literally have to stand on a tall metal podium for 2-6 hours at a time and wave my arms around like a maniac and sometimes move around to show people different marching “dance” things and it’s yikes.

47. DO YOU SING IN THE CAR? ALL THE TIME

48. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER? yes but only if i’m home alone

49. DO YOU DANCE IN THE CAR? not really but more than i do normally i guess?

50. EVER USED A GUN? yeah and i hated it and haven’t used one since (which was like 8 years ago). they’re too loud and scary no thank you.

51. LAST TIME YOU GOT A PORTRAIT TAKEN BY A PHOTOGRAPHER? i mean unless you count school photos, not since i was a toddler maybe.

52. DO YOU THINK MUSICALS ARE CHEESY? nah i love some of em

53. IS CHRISTMAS STRESSFUL? yes and no

54. EVER EAT A PIEROGI? no

55. FAVORITE TYPE OF FRUIT PIE? i hate pie

56. OCCUPATIONS YOU WANTED TO BE WHEN YOU WERE A KID? i really wanted to be an astronaut. really bad. really really bad. lowkey still do.

57. DO YOU BELIEVE IN GHOSTS? idk

58. EVER HAVE A DEJA-VU FEELING? a lot but that’s just what happens when you only go through the motions lol

59. DO YOU TAKE A VITAMIN DAILY? no

60. DO YOU WEAR SLIPPERS? no

61. DO YOU WEAR A BATH ROBE? no

62. WHAT DO YOU WEAR TO BED? normally just a big t-shirt but sometimes i wear sweats/leggings with it lol

63. WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CONCERT? does a festival count bc then ACL 2004 

64. WALMART, TARGET, OR KMART? target

65. NIKE OR ADIDAS? idk i mean i wear more nike but find adidas more appealing (it’s just way too expensive for me i mean damn)

66. CHEETOS OR FRITOS? don’t do this to me

67. PEANUTS OR SUNFLOWER SEEDS? peanuts

68. EVER HEAR OF THE GROUP TRES BIEN? Nope

69. EVER TAKE DANCE LESSONS? when i was 5 i was in ballet for 2 weeks does that count

70. IS THERE A PROFESSION YOU PICTURE YOUR FUTURE SPOUSE DOING? i do not i can’t be picky

71. CAN YOU CURL YOUR TONGUE? nah

72. EVER WON A SPELLING BEE? no

73. HAVE YOU EVER CRIED BECAUSE YOU WERE SO HAPPY? a few times

74. OWN ANY RECORD ALBUMS? yes

75. OWN A RECORD PLAYER? my dad does

76. DO YOU REGULARLY BURN INCENSE? No

77. EVER BEEN IN LOVE? yep

78. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE IN CONCERT? Adele (I HAD TICKETS BUT THEN WE HAD A KINDA LAST MINUTE BAND COMPETITION AND IT SUCKED), Beyonce, Zayn, Walk the Moon, Vampire Weekend

79. WHAT WAS THE LAST CONCERT YOU SAW? HAIM at ACL (it was fucking LIT)

80. HOT TEA OR COLD TEA? if i had to choose i’d say cold but i don’t really like tea

81. TEA OR COFFEE? neither

82. SUGAR COOKIES OR SNICKERDOODLES? sugar cookies

83. CAN YOU SWIM WELL? i can swim

84. CAN YOU HOLD YOUR BREATH WITHOUT HOLDING YOUR NOSE? yes

85. ARE YOU PATIENT? depends

86. DJ OR BAND AT A WEDDING? Band

87. EVER WON A CONTEST? yes

88. HAVE YOU EVER HAD PLASTIC SURGERY? nah

89. WHICH ARE BETTER: BLACK OR GREEN OLIVES? all olives are disgusting

90. CAN YOU KNIT OR CROCHET? no

91. BEST ROOM FOR A FIREPLACE? living room or study

92. DO YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED? if my partner does then sure

93. IF MARRIED, HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN MARRIED? n/a

94. WHO WAS YOUR HIGH SCHOOL CRUSH? hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha i’m kms. only true dana fans know.

95. DO YOU CRY AND THROW A FIT UNTIL YOU GET YOUR OWN WAY? no

96. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? nah

97. DO YOU WANT KIDS? erg birth sounds painful but kids sound nice but idk again if my partner wants to we’ll talk

98. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR? i like a lot of colors. maroon & olive green & black & red & yellow

99. DO YOU MISS ANYONE RIGHT NOW? more than i should for seeing them practically every day

100. WHO ARE YOU GOING TO TAG TO DO THIS VIDEO NEXT? do it @idkimbecca smh @starsburnouttoo

[tiefightrs]

all of them >: ))))))))

ur on

1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?✨answered 2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?✨lmao i use the whole damn tube my hair needs my 3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?✨answered! 4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?✨no omg but i have stolen bella sara cards 5: Do you like to use post-it notes?✨sometimes 6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?✨answered 7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?✨go d honestly a bear any day and it’s only bc a bear can’t buzz beside my ear 8: Do you have freckles?✨they show up once i get a tan9: Do you always smile for pictures?✨of course! 10: What is your biggest pet peeve?✨answered 11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?✨nah 12: Have you ever peed in the woods?✨does outside in general count 13: What about pooped in the woods?✨no 14: Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?✨yes and my parents hate it 15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?✨answers 16: How many people have you slept with this week?✨i sleep with my darth vader plushie everyday. i love him. 17: What size is your bed?✨twin but once i move out in getting a queen ohhh mama 18: What is your Song of the week?✨CHAQUITA BANANA CHAQUITA BANANA OBAMA19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink?✨yes what the fuck kind of question is this guys can wear any damn color they want to 20: Do you still watch cartoons?✨y e s and i always will 21: Whats your least favorite movie?✨answered but i just….. hate in secret. so much. what the fuck. i was trusting u oscar.22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?✨mmm honestly i would want to be buried in it so my shadow figure self can protect it 23: If you’re a girl, bra size? If you’re a guy, pants size?✨im a B cup even tho i’m fat i hate it ughh >:T 24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?✨honey mustard 25: What is your favorite food?✨lately i’ve been craving soup so rn my favorite food is currently cream of mushroom soup 👅👅👅👅26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love?✨star wars (excluding the 2nd), grand budapest hotel, inside llewyn davis, moonlight, and tarzan 27: Last person you kissed/kissed you?✨answered 28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout?✨answered 29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?✨depends on the magazine and what the article would be about 😩30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?✨a couple months ago 31: Can you change the oil on a car?✨no 32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket?✨no! 33: Ever ran out of gas?✨nah 34: Favorite kind of sandwich?✨roast beef with tomatoes, lettuce, mayo and mustard…. uhhh my dicc is hard 35: Best thing to eat for breakfast?✨eggs and toast!!!!!! 36: What is your usual bedtime?✨answered 37: Are you lazy?✨YES38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?✨a witch, cat, and my fucking favorite and final costume, guy fieri 39: What is your Chinese astrological sign?✨rabbit!!! 40: Are you horny?✨im feelin a bit trumpet-y rn 41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions?✨nah 42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs?✨legos!!!!!!! 43: Are you stubborn?✨a bit yea44: Who is better…Leno or Letterman?✨Neither 45: Ever watch soap operas?✨answered 46: Are you afraid of heights?✨not rlly 47: Do you sing in the car?✨YES and if it’s a special ocassion i’ll do a swedish chef impression 48: Do you sing in the shower?✨y e s i specialize in john denver 49: Do you dance in the car?✨yea50: Ever used a gun?✨no ew51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?✨god years ago i looked like a miniature version of my mom it was scary 52: Do you think musicals are cheesy?✨no! 53: Is Christmas stressful?✨yea bc i want to get my friends gifts and i stress about not having money then i don’t get them anything bc…. i suck a friendships 54: Ever eat a pierogi?✨ye55: Favorite type of fruit pie?✨answered 56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?✨i always wanted to be an author 57: Do you believe in ghosts?✨YES BITCH58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?✨like twice a day i hate it 59: Take a vitamin daily?✨no 60: Wear slippers?✨uh…. socks 61: Wear a bath robe?✨nah 62: What do you wear to bed?✨pjs and socks bc if i don’t wear socks i’ll die 63: First concert?✨i went in 9th grade to see these rock bands i didn’t even know but it was the last time i saw my friend before she moved to california64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?✨target65: Nike or Adidas?✨don’t care 66: Cheetos Or Fritos?✨answered 67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?✨mmm peanuts 68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?✨Whom 69: Ever take dance lessons?✨i used to take ballet but i hated it and hid in the bathroom 70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?✨answered 71: Can you curl your tongue?✨yeah!! 72: Ever won a spelling bee?✨no i am. Stupid. 73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy?✨yes and it was mostly bc of star wars 74: Own any record albums?✨my parents do 75: Own a record player?✨my parents do!! 76: Regularly burn incense?✨no 77: Ever been in love?✨answered 78: Who would you like to see in concert?✨answered79: What was the last concert you saw?✨see back: my first concert 80: Hot tea or cold tea?✨HOT 81: Tea or coffee?✨tea 82: Sugar or snickerdoodles?✨sugar!!!! 83: Can you swim well?✨nah 84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?✨yes 85: Are you patient?✨a bit 86: DJ or band, at a wedding?✨uh… Guy Fieri and the Singing Sausages 87: Ever won a contest?✨im sure i have but i can’t remember 88: Ever have plastic surgery?✨no 89: Which are better black or green olives?✨NO OLIVES 90: Can you knit or crochet?✨no 91: Best room for a fireplace?✨answered 92: Do you want to get married?✨answered 93: If married, how long have you been married?✨whopping 0 days 94: Who was your HS crush?✨answered! 95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?✨no! i’m not a baby!! 96: Do you have kids?✨no97: Do you want kids?✨NO98: Whats your favorite color?✨orange! 99: Do you miss anyone right now?✨answered but zoe.

#megan answers #long post #Ur Welcome

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Send ‘✩’ for the following:

Disagreements:

Who is more likely to raise their voice? Lou, doesn’t like to but can’t control the impulse 
Who threatens to leave but never actually does? Tommy 
Who actually keeps their word and leaves? Lou 
Who trashes the house? Tommy 
Do either of them get physical? Probably, nothing serious just playing around like laughing and hit each other on the shoulder 
How often do they argue/disagree? Occasionally, don’t like to because it escalates quickly 
Who is the first to apologise? Either

Sex:

Who is on top? Verse but slightly Lou more often 
Who is on the bottom? Verse etc 
Who has the strangest desires? Lou ofc 
Any kinks? All kinks 
Who’s dominant in bed? Lou 
Is head ever in the equation? Of course 
If so, who is better at performing it? Tommy 
Ever had sex in public? Yes 
Who moans the most? Tommy 
Who leaves the most marks? Depends. Tommy scratches more Lou spanks more 
Who screams the loudest? Tommy 
Who is the more experienced of the two? Quantities too large to be analyzed 
Do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’? Fuck but in a loving way 
Rough or soft? Rough 
How long do they usually last? Depends how long they’ve got 
Is protection used? hopefully
Does it ever get boring? No…. 
Where is the strangest place they’d have sex? Pizzeria

Family:

Do your muses plan on having children/or have children? No 
If so, how many children do your muses want/have? N/A 
Who is the favorite parent? Tommy 
Who is the authoritative parent? Lou 
Who is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school? Tommy 
Who lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around? Lou 
Who turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children? Both 
Who goes to parent teacher interviews? Lou, aggressively 
Who changes the diapers? Alternates, reluctantly 
Who gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby? Lou doesn’t sleep 
Who spends the most time with the children? Lou ‘cause he’s terrified of being a bad dad 
Who packs their lunch boxes? Lou’s a morning person 
Who gives their children ‘the talk’? Tommy 
Who cleans up after the kids? Both 
Who worries the most? Tommy 
Who are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from? Whichever parent gets there first haha

Affection:

Who likes to cuddle? both 
Who is the little spoon? Tommy 
Who gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places? Tommy 
Who struggles to keep their hands to themself? 
Lou How long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable? About 45 minutes 
Who gives the most kisses? Lou 
What is their favourite non-sexual activity? Singing along badly to music 
Where is their favourite place to cuddle? Back of a car 
Who is more likely to playfully grope the other? Tommy 
How often do they get time to themselves? night most night

Sleeping:

Who snores? Both 
If both do, who snores the loudest? Tommy 
Do they share a bed or sleep separately? Share a 'bed’ 
If they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart? Cozy up 
Who talks in their sleep? Both 
What do they wear to bed? Tommy sleeps naked, Lou wears jeans or a shirt because he can’t be bothered 
Are either of your muses insomniacs? Lou 
Can sleeping pills be found by the bedside? Most pills can 
Do they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side? Get kinda tangled 
Who wakes up with bed hair? Both 
Who wakes up first? Lou 
Who prepares breakfast in bed for the other? Lou 
What is their favourite sleeping position? Passed out half on top of each other 
Who hogs the sheets? Tommy 
Do they set an alarm each night? Time is an illusion 
Can a television be found in their bedroom? Yes 
Who has nightmares? Both 
Who has ridiculous dreams? Lou 
Who sprawls out and takes up most of the bed? 
Tommy Who makes the bed? Lou 
What time is bed time? After sex 
Any routines/rituals before bed? Passing out 
Who’s the grumpiest when they wake up? Lou is the grumpiest period

Work:

Who is the busiest? Both 
Who rakes in the highest income? Verse dependent 
Are any of your muses unemployed? Neither pays income taxes 
Who takes the most sick days? Lou 
Who is more likely to turn up late to work? Tommy 
Who sucks up to their boss? Neither 
What are their jobs? Rock 'n Roll animals 
Who stresses the most? Both 
Do your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations? Enjoy 
Are your muses financially stable? Unstable in more than one way

Home:

Who does the washing? One who is less high 
Who takes out the trash? Less high guy 
Who does the ironing? No one 
Who does the cooking? Lou 
Who is more likely to burn the house down just trying? Both burn down their apartments smoking in bed 
Who is messier? Tommy 
Who leaves the toilet roll empty? Lou 
Who leaves their dirty clothes on the floor? Clothes belong on the floor, neither is touching a closet 
Who forgets to flush the toilet? Lou 
Who is the prankster around the house? Tommy 
Who loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere? Lou 
Who mows the lawn? Lawn? 
Who answers the telephone? Lou 
Who does the vacuuming? 🤷‍♀️ 
Who does the groceries? Depends what you mean. Whoever is hungry buys chips 
Who takes the longest to shower? Tommy 
Who spends the most time in the bathroom? Tommy

Miscellaneous:

Is money a problem? Money is the root of all evils 
How many cars do they own? 0.4 
Do they own their home or do they rent? Rent, not getting the security deposit back 
Do they live near the coast or deep in the countryside? Coast 
Do they live in the city or in the country? City 
Do they enjoy their surroundings? Yes 
What’s their song? Take a walk ride hike whatever on the wild side 
What do they do when they’re away from each other? Drugs 
Where did they first meet? Hotel room, strip club, etc 
How did they first meet? One trying to solicit the other probably 
Who spends the most money when out shopping? Tommy 
Who’s more likely to flash their assets? Tommy 
Who finds it amusing when the other trips over? Tommy Any mental issues? Yea.. 
Who’s terrified of bugs? Bugs 
Who kills the spiders around the house? No one 
Their favourite place? Taking a walk over the bridge 
Who pays the bills? Lou remembers to 
Do they have any fears for their future? What future ? 
Who’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner? Lou 
Who uses up all of the hot water? Tommy 
Who’s the tallest? Tommy? 
Who’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other? Tommy/Both 
Who wanders around in their underwear? Tommy 
Who sings the loudest when singing along to the radio? Tommy 
What do they tease each other about? Hair 
Who is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times? Tommy, all times 
Do they have mutual friends? Yes 
Who crushed first? Lou ? 
Any alcohol or substance related problems? Ha!!!!! what’s drugs 
Who is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am? Both together forever 
Who swears the most? Tommy, marginally!

#long post #asks

[schrodingers-lawyer]

I’m bored so I’m answering all of these

Hey look, actual "unique" questions

1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? Closed.

2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel? Depends on how poor I am at the time - if I’m broke I do.

3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? In.

4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before? No.

5: Do you like to use post-it notes? No.

6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them? I need to use coupons but I don’t.

7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees? Bees?

8: Do you have freckles? Just some across my nose.

9: Do you always smile for pictures? Nah boo.

10: What is your biggest pet peeve? Republicans.

11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk? If I’m anxious.

12: Have you ever peed in the woods? Yes.

13: What about pooped in the woods? Duh.

14: Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing? Not well.

15: Do you chew your pens and pencils? Just pens.

16: How many people have you slept with this week? Zero. Offer me a crisp high-five.

17: What size is your bed? Queen.

18: What is your Song of the week?

19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink? Clothes and colors do not have genders. Men and women and anyone else can wear whatever they want.

20: Do you still watch cartoons? Almost exclusively.

21: Whats your least favorite movie? Avatar

22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some? Under a body of water.

23: If you're a girl, bra size? If you're a guy, pants size? 38C

24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in? Honey mustard or BBQ

25: What is your favorite food? Mac and cheese 4 life

26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love? Iron-Jawed Angels, Christmas Vacation, The Lion King, Beauty and the Beast, Bridget Jones, etc

27: Last person you kissed/kissed you? My soldier

28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout? I got kicked out of girl scouts

29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine? I mean if I had more body confidence? What I mean is, I don’t see anything morally wrong with that it’s just not really my bag

30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? Two weeks ago. ALSO I’m looking for a new pen pal - please message if interested.

31: Can you change the oil on a car? No, BUT I’m determined to learn. My brother said he is going to teach me next time I’m home.

32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket? Nope.

33: Ever ran out of gas? Yea but thankfully my dad was there

34: Favorite kind of sandwich? Anything vegetarian without sprouts.

35: Best thing to eat for breakfast? Bagels

36: What is your usual bedtime? I’m like a hurricane - wild and inconsistent. There is no usual bedtime.

37: Are you lazy? Not lazy, just depressed. But if I fight through it I’m remarkably productive.

38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween? Oh I had the best Halloween’s as a kid! My parents were the shit and they always threw these great Halloween parties and my mom made all our costumes (me and my brothers). I was the pink power ranger, Joan Jett, the Statue of Liberty, etc. even then I had a crazy-strong admiration for strong, fierce women. Thank you mom.

39: What is your Chinese astrological sign? Dog.

40: Are you horny? A L W A Y S

41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions? Oprah, Allure, National Geographic

42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs? Legos

43: Are you stubborn? Beyond fucking belief

44: Who is better...Leno or Letterman? Both suck.

45: Ever watch soap operas? No.

46: Are you afraid of heights? Yes but I won’t let it stop me

47: Do you sing in the car? I refuse to enter a car without a verbal agreement that I will, in fact, be allowed to sing.

48: Do you sing in the shower? Yes.

49: Do you dance in the car? Yes.

50: Ever used a gun? Unfortunately yes.

51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? I think I was a kid, except like the pictures for my brothers wedding in December 2016

52: Do you think musicals are cheesy? I will gift you to the death over musicals they are fucking awesome

53: Is Christmas stressful? I don’t let it be - it’s supposed to be a magical holiday bish.

54: Ever eat a pierogi? YES THOSE SWEET LITTLE HEAVEN POCKETS AHHHHH OHMYGOD

55: Favorite type of fruit pie? Cherry or Apple

56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? Firefighter. President. Soldier. Professor. Lawyer.

57: Do you believe in ghosts? Fuck yes

58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? Yea I believe in that shit

59: Take a vitamin daily? No but guys I straight up N E E D to because I am a sickly little bear

60: Wear slippers? No

61: Wear a bath robe? No

62: What do you wear to bed? Whatever is clean. Honestly I usually sleep in clothes and sometimes I leave my shoes on? Like, I don’t realize I’m falling asleep until the Point Of No Return

63: First concert? Pat Benatar

64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? Target. Who the fuck wrote this question? These are not on the same god damn level how dare you compare target to these stores target is the Pinnacle of Suburban Mom Culture.

65: Nike or Adidas? Both

66: Cheetos Or Fritos? Cheetos

67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? Peanuts

68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien? No

69: Ever take dance lessons? Yes!

70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? Something heroic. Have a thing for soldiers, firefighters, cops, and bikers

71: Can you curl your tongue? No

72: Ever won a spelling bee? Yes

73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy? When I got my dog and when my brother got married

74: Own any record albums? A ton

75: Own a record player? Yes

76: Regularly burn incense? No I hate smells

77: Ever been in love? I don’t know. I hope not.

78: Who would you like to see in concert? Fed Leppard, Hall and Oates, Duran Duran

79: What was the last concert you saw? Guns n Roses

80: Hot tea or cold tea? Hot

81: Tea or coffee? Coffee

82: Sugar or snickerdoodles? Sugar

83: Can you swim well? Yes I was the captain of my high school swim team

84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? I mean? Technically? anyone can?

85: Are you patient? I try to be

86: DJ or band, at a wedding? DJ

87: Ever won a contest? Yes I won Peter Frampton tickets once

88: Ever have plastic surgery? No

89: Which are better black or green olives? Both are horrible culinary disasters

90: Can you knit or crochet? Knit

91: Best room for a fireplace? Bedroom

92: Do you want to get married? If I love them enough

93: If married, how long have you been married? No

94: Who was your HS crush? Hmmm I think Nick Horton

95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way? No I’m an adult

96: Do you have kids? Fuck no

97: Do you want kids? Also fuck no

98: Whats your favorite color? Blue

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—Angelguard - Chapter 4

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Departure

Life goes on. No matter what happens, life will always go on. The time has come for Jasz to leave the comforts of Lestallum behind. Accompanied by a handsome hunter and a surprise tag-along, she gets ready to explore the open world.

     It’d taken me hours to quiet my tumultuous thoughts enough that I could drift off and now I was being awakened after what felt like only minutes. I reluctantly opened my eyes, rolling over to drowsily glare at the ringing phone that pulled me out of a dreamless sleep. With a sigh, I grabbed the offending device and glanced at the name displayed on the screen. The Marshal. I quickly sat up in bed and tried to clear the sleep from my voice before answering the call. “Good morning, Marshal.” A peek over at the neighboring bed confirmed that Iris was still fast asleep. She was mostly buried under her covers and it had me wondering if maybe I’d turned the air conditioning up a little too high last night.

“Rise and shine, Jaszmin. A hunter is headed your way to escort you on your next assignment.”

     The feeling of duty was sobering and gave me the push I needed to get out of bed. In the back of my mind, though, I was reveling at the humor in the Marshal’s first sentence. After all these years it never failed to amaze me that a legend like him was able to joke around like the rest of us. I moved over to my brand new shoulder bag -- packed with freshly purchased essentials courtesy of Jared and a few graciously helpful locals -- and ruffled through its contents. 

     “Understood. So what’s on the agenda?” It took years for me to be able to speak comfortably to the Marshal and even then it just didn’t feel right sometimes. Gladio always teased me about it, said I sounded like a stiff. I stifled a sigh at the thought of my best friend -- and, though I was at times loath to admit it, my sometimes-y lover -- as I gathered an armful of my clothes and new toiletries. I refused to get upset about the fact that I wouldn’t be here when he and the others arrived.

“The Crownsguard and hunters are on the lookout for royal tombs while I keep an eye on the Niffs. Report to me if you find anything and feel free to take on any hunts along the way, you could earn yourself some good gil.”

     I raised an eyebrow at that as I made my way into the bathroom, pushing the door closed behind me with my hip as I deposited my armful of stuff onto the counter. I wasn’t exactly sure what he meant by hunts but it sounded like I would be able to use my skills to get some much-needed money. The thought was both daunting and intriguing. “Oh you know me, I’m always itching for a good fight.” I chuckled as I shrugged off my robe and tossed it aside.

“I see some things never change. The hunter’s name is Vas Helter, he’ll meet you in front of the Leville in about 2 hours.”

     I chuckled as I briefly pulled my phone away from my ear to glance at it and note the time. “2 hours, got it. I’ll be ready.” I fully expected him to hang up then but he hesitated. As I imagined the face he usually made when he was deep in thought, a realization hit me. Cor had lost everything just like the rest of us. His king, his loved ones, his guard, his home. He had even less time to grieve than we did, yet he had to be the strongest of us all. The thought was heartbreaking. Before the pause could go on too long, he spoke up again.

“Good luck, Jaszmin. And I know I don’t need to tell you to be careful out there.”

     My grip on my phone tightened and I found that I needed to lean against the bathroom counter for a moment. Cor the Immortal was worrying over me. Although it’s not like he hadn’t shown concern before, it was always a heavy thing for me. “No worries, Marshal, I got this.” He chuckled quietly at that and the sound had me reeling, I’d barely acknowledged the one worded answer he gave me in affirmation before he hung up. I really needed to reign in my inner fangirl.

     After showering and making myself presentable, I found Iris awake and waiting to use the bathroom. She seemed a bit sad when I explained to her why I had to leave but wished me good luck with a hug and a promise to meet me for my “going away breakfast”. “Geez, kid,” I grinned as I reached out to ruffle her already disheveled hair, “It’s not like I’ll never come back.”

     I left the hotel room with my bag slung over my shoulder, dead set on getting breakfast before I had to leave. I’d made a vow to myself to never go that long without eating again. As I was leaving I ran into Shon on his way back in. He was without his sling, wearing athletic clothes with his long hair gathered up into a sloppy bun, and he was nearly drenched in sweat, all signs that he’d been out on a morning run. It made me a bit jealous that I didn’t have time for a run myself, although this heat made me somewhat grateful that I couldn’t. “Morning! Did you go for a run or a swim?” He laughed and ran the back of his hand across his forehead, ridding himself of the droplets of sweat that threatened to fall into his eyes.

“Feels like both, the heat is brutal here. Dunno if I’ll ever get used to it. You headed out?”

     He gestured to my shoulder bag with just the slightest hint of a pout on his face. It made me feel a little guilty for leaving since I was the only other person he was familiar with here besides his mom. He’d told me last night how they got separated from his dad and his sister and that they hadn’t seen them since. His mom was still holding onto the hope that they’ll turn up in Lestallum one day. Shon seemed to have already let go and accepted them as lost. I sighed and nodded at his question. “Still a Crownsguard and there’s work to be done.” He nodded as well, looking slightly defeated. I knew he wanted to spend more time with me and I was somewhat glad that our time together would be cut short. Shon tended to get a little too enthusiastic about his feelings for me.

“That sucks, but I understand. Good luck out there. I’d hug you goodbye but I’m all…”

     He gestured to himself, to the way his sweat covered skin glistened in the morning sun and his sleeveless shirt clung to his athletic body in some dampened spots. I laughed and shook my head before taking a step back and looked at him in mock horror. “Eww, yea I’ll take a rain check on that.” The look he gave me could only be described as the perfect sad puppy face but he couldn’t hold it for long and ended up laughing with me. We both stood there after our laughter quieted down, not exactly sure how to depart now. “I’m seriously happy you made it out, Shon. We’ll definitely see each other around, okay?” I began backing towards the closest outdoor diner, towards the source of the mouthwatering scents wafting in on the light morning breeze, towards the promise of something delicious and filling to stop the quiet snarling of my stomach.

“Count on it.”

     With a single nod, I turned away, not missing the odd change in his features. He’d gone from looking mildly defeated to oddly determined and it had me wondering, just what was he planning?

     It was shaping up to be a beautiful day. Not a cloud in the sky with the sounds of children laughing and music being played in front of the fountain at the Leville, painting the atmosphere into something jovial. I sat on the side of the fountain, legs crossed at the ankles and stretched out in front of me as I watched Talcott play with a few of his new friends, a mixture of local and refugee children. While they played what looked like a game of red light, green light, a couple of musicians sat just a few feet away with their drum and guitar, their voices and instruments the perfect background music. Beside me, Iris sat and mirrored my position, her eyes closed and face turned towards the sky with a content smile on her lips.

     The sounds of Lestallum were soothing and welcoming and a pleasant reminder that life goes on. No matter what happens, life will always go on. I was too entranced with the scene before me that I hadn’t notice the figure standing beside me until the clearing of a throat commanded my attention.

“Are you Jaszmin?”

     Most of the hunters I’d seen so far were short and stocky but this one, while still on the burly side, was taller. I couldn’t help letting my eyes curiously rake over his form, taking in what I could see of his sandy blonde hair peeking out from under a thoroughly worn bandana, dark green eyes, thin nose, and pouty lips that looked a bit out of place amongst the light scruff that decorated the bottom half of his face. He wore what I thought was typical hunter apparel: a sleeveless shirt and what looked like light leather armor covering his broad shoulders and chest, military pants, sturdy but comfy looking boots, and fingerless gloves, all in shades of brown and beige. His skin was tanned, the texture looking just a bit like worn leather from spending most of his time outdoors in the sun, no doubt.

     “Yea, that’s me.” I couldn’t help but muse that if Gladio and Ignis were able to procreate, Vas would probably be what the offspring would look like. The silly thought almost made me laugh aloud but if he saw the sudden glint of amusement in my eyes he pretended not to notice. “You must be Vas.”  As I stood up, Iris helped me gather my belongings. The smile on her face was sad as she handed me my jacket and shoulder bag. After mouthing a thank you to her and ruffling her hair again for old time’s sake, I turned my attention back to the hunter.  

“That I am. Heard you’re a good fighter, I’m looking forward to seeing what you can do. Ready to head out?”

     His voice was smooth and warm despite his rough appearance and he had that slow, drawling accent that seemed to be native to the citizens of Leide. If I were a lesser woman, I probably would have blushed, especially since the only person capable of relaying compliments to him about my fighting would have been the Marshal. “Let’s hit it.” I answered enthusiastically as I tied my jacket around my waist, slung my bag over my shoulder, and gave one last wave to Iris before we set off towards the parking lot.

“Hey! Jasz, wait up!”

     My hands clenched the strap of my shoulder bag as I turned to watch Shon jog down the stairs to the parking lot, his hair flopping into his face with each step. For a solid second I actually thought about hopping into the passenger side of Vas’ car and telling him to book it but quickly shook the idea from my head, I couldn’t commit such betrayal. With keys in hand, Vas leaned against the driver side door with arms folded across his chest and legs crossed at the ankles, his features hovering between curious and amused.

“Friend of yours?”

     I sighed at the tone of his question and took a few steps toward the approaching man. “What’re you doing, Shon?” My narrowed eyes took in his appearance as he stopped in front of me. He looked fresh out of a shower, with his hair still slightly damp and his face freshly shaven. His clothes, though clean and not out of the ordinary, stood out in contrast to both mine and Vas’. The hunter, the Crownsguard, and a civilian. Shon smiled down at me, a sheepish smile, but there was also a stubborn set to his jaw.

“I’m going with you.”

     My eyes traveled along the strap across his chest, a shoulder bag similar to mine though mine was a bit darker, something that had me idly wondering if Jared mentioned the Guard’s fondness for dark colors. My attention refocused on Shon’s face as I gave him a searching look. “Do you even know where I’m going, Shon? And what about your mom? You gonna leave her in a strange place all by herself?” He pulled his bottom lip between his teeth as he pondered my questions but I suspected he’d thought this through before running after me, even if only for a fleeting moment.

“I can guess. You’re out of the Crown City but you’re still a Crownsguard. And you, you’re a hunter, right?”

     We both glanced at Vas who was watching quietly, the amusement never leaving his face. He nodded at the question but otherwise remained silent, this was my situation to handle. As I turned back to face Shon I couldn’t quite figure out if it annoyed me or made me grateful that he was leaving this up to me. I opened my mouth to remind him of the second part of my questioning but he began speaking again.

“I don’t know your main objective but I know you’ll probably be doing some hunting and I want in. My mom… I can’t just sit around and watch her slowly come to realize that my dad and sister aren’t coming back. And besides, Lestallum’s nice and all but we need money and Exineris only hires women. I don’t think I’d cut it as a street vendor and I’m not letting my mom take a job in a giant furnace while I sit and twiddle my thumbs. C’mon, Minnie, I can help you guys out and earn some Gil.”

     After his little speech I took a few seconds to think it over, he had some valid points. But I wasn’t sure how the recruiting process of the hunters went. Vas was already a seasoned hunter from what I could tell and my status as Crownsguard automatically gave me an in. “Vas?” I turned to give him a questioning look but he just shrugged and pushed himself off of the door. He spared Shon one last look before opening his door and sliding into the driver’s seat.

“It’s up to you. We need to get moving, though.”

     Yet another sigh left my lips as I furrowed my brows at him and turned back to Shon. “How’re your injuries?” My eyes raked over his shoulder before moving up to his left eye, the bruise around it yellowing and even fading in some spots. He gave me a nonchalant shrug but there was a little hesitation. I guessed that he was healed enough to go on runs but wasn’t fully healed yet. With a huff and a wave of his hand, he dismissed any concerns I had for him.

“I’m completely fine.”

     The pure look of pleading in his hazel eyes made me roll my own, he was full on giving me his sad puppy routine again, knowing what it did to me. With a sigh and a nod, I moved towards the passenger side of Vas’ car. “Fine.” I tried to remain serious, he would be putting himself in danger by tagging along, but the celebratory whoop he gave had me cracking a smile.

     As I opened the passenger door and adjusted the front seat so that he could climb into the back, I waved him over. Before he could get in, though, I halted him with a firm hand on his chest. “Oh, and Shon? If you ever call me Minnie again I swear to Ramuh I will strap you to the hood of this car and have Vas drive you around the entire dustbowl that is Leide, you got that?” A strained smile spread across his lips as he nodded and waited for me to let him slip into the backseat while Vas chuckled quietly and started the engine. I gave him the sweetest smile I could while I repositioned the front seat and slid into it, taking one last look at Lestallum as the engine started and we drove off.

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[vinny-the-spaghettios-blog]

1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? Closed. the inner child in me cannot rest unless it is closed

2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel? never had the chance

3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? it doesn’t matter to me how it is, unless where talking about the bed spread THAN IT PISSES ME OFF TRYING TO KEEP THOSE THINGS ON MY BED THEY ARE ALWAYS POPPING OFF AT SOME CORNER

4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before? no.

5: Do you like to use post-it notes? idk never used em

6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them? yep

7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees? big bear

8: Do you have freckles? i’m a ginger, there everywhere 9: Do you always smile for pictures? depends, generally hate being in pictures

10: What is your biggest pet peeve? when people chew with there mouth opened or smack and are very loud eaters, i have fantasized many of there deaths

11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk? nope

12: Have you ever peed in the woods? yep

13: What about pooped in the woods? yes.

14: Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing? i don’t dance period

15: Do you chew your pens and pencils? when i’m really stressed out

16: How many people have you slept with this week? none 17: What size is your bed? twin bed

18: What is your Song of the week? Smooth criminal by alien ant farm (i don’t like the michael jackson version)

19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink? idc

20: Do you still watch cartoons? yea

21: Whats your least favorite movie?  that’s a tough one, the first thing that pops into my mind is shrek the third

22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some? probably 3 feet east from the biggest tree in my yard

23: If you’re a girl, bra size? If you’re a guy, pants size? uuuhhhh 40x32 i think

24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in? nothing, chicken nuggets are best eaten by themselves but if i had to dip it in something it would have to be ranch or siracha

25: What is your favorite food? CHILI, i will eat chili until i throw up, also anything Italian, i LOVE Italian food

26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love? harry potter movies, fantastic beasts included

27: Last person you kissed/kissed you? last person i kissed, wow that was so long ago i almost forgot, my crazy ass EX

28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout? i was a cub scout in first grade, it sucked

29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine? no, i don’t even take my shirt off at a public pool, i don’t like people seeing my body

30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? 

i don’t think i have ever written a letter.....ever

31: Can you change the oil on a car? was never taught how

32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket? no, don’t even got a license yet, (but hopes to be getting it soon :P)

33: Ever ran out of gas? no

34: Favorite kind of sandwich? anything good

35: Best thing to eat for breakfast? waffles with hash browns and sausage and bacon and maybe an egg over easy

36: What is your usual bedtime? depends on the night really, sometimes i will go to sleep at 9pm other time won’t till 6am

37: Are you lazy? Iol very, but if my girlfriend wants me to do something i will listen

38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween? headless scarecrow, scooby doo, gangster werewolf.

39: What is your Chinese astrological sign?.  snake

40: Are you horny? not currently no

41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions? no

42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs? legos, without a doubt

43: Are you stubborn? VERY

44: Who is better…Leno or Letterman? whaat?

45: Ever watch soap operas? rarely

46: Are you afraid of heights? EXTREMELY but it won’t stop me from riding a roller coaster

47: Do you sing in the car? no.

48: Do you sing in the shower? no

49: Do you dance in the car? no

50: Ever used a gun? yea, i play paintball if that counts XD otherwise i have shot some real guns but never used em against anything or anybody

51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? idk

52: Do you think musicals are cheesy? i hate musicals.

53: Is Christmas stressful? depends

54: Ever eat a pierogi?  never heard of it till now

55: Favorite type of fruit pie? cherry

56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? chef

57: Do you believe in ghosts? yes

58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? yea, my first kiss was an EXTREME Deja-vu moment 59: Take a vitamin daily? no

60: Wear slippers? nope

61: Wear a bath robe? Nope.

62: What do you wear to bed? pants

63: First concert? i don’t remember XD i think new medicine lol

64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? Wal-Mart during the day, Target at night

65: Nike or Adidas? i could care less, as long as it fits i’m good 66: Cheetos Or Fritos? why not both?

67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? peanuts

68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien? no

6 9: Ever take dance lessons? nope, should though

70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? whatever she wants, as long as she is happy doing it

71: Can you curl your tongue? occasionally

72: Ever won a spelling bee? no.

73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy? yea

74: Own any record albums? a few

75: Own a record player? yea.

76: Regularly burn incense? no

77: Ever been in love? currently “in love” is an understatement

78: Who would you like to see in concert? korn

79: What was the last concert you saw? skillet

80: Hot tea or cold tea? don’t drink tea

81: Tea or coffee? neither

82: Sugar or snickerdoodles? neither, not one for sweets

83: Can you swim well? i can swim well enough, but it’s not perfect lol 84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? yea

85: Are you patient? not very no.

86: DJ or band, at a wedding? Four string quartet pleeeeease.

87: Ever won a contest? I actually just won one for work and got a free, extremely comfortable sweatshirt.

88: Ever have plastic surgery? No.

89: Which are better black or green olives? neither

90: Can you knit or crochet? no

91: Best room for a fireplace? the living room

92: Do you want to get married? REALLY BADLY

93: If married, how long have you been married? haven’t been married yet

94: Who was your HS crush? the girl i’m currently dating XD

95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way? no

96: Do you have kids? no

97: Do you want kids? maybe in the future, depends on if my girlfriend wants any 98: Whats your favorite color? purple

99: Do you miss anyone right now? yes, i am missing someone ALLOT rn

[juicy-juice-hyp0tenuse]

99 questions that no one asks that im gonna answer cuz y not

1:Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? Uh, it depends on how trashed my closet is XD if there a lot of clothes on my floor then i close my closet doors to keep my dog from nesting XD 
2:Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel? Lol yea 
3:Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? Uh, if i just made my bed then yea. But after a while i get bored and so i undo everything 
4:Have you ever stolen a street sign before? No... 
5:Do you like to use post-it notes? Yea, but nit for anything important 
6:Do you cut out coupons but then never use them? I dont need to use coupons lol 
7:Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees? Bees.... 
8:Do you have freckles? Nope 
9:Do you always smile for pictures? Not always. I dont smile unless i have a good reason to. 
10:What is your biggest pet peeve? When people get proportions wrong in a drawing. Especially when it comes to breast sizes and height. Idk why, but it really pisses me off. 
11:Do you ever count your steps when you walk? If it crosses my mind then yea. 
12:Have you ever peed in the woods? I dont think so 
13:What about pooped in the woods? No 
14:Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing? I might have. I cant remember 
15:Do you chew your pens and pencils? Yea 
16:How many people have you slept with this week? 0 
17:What size is your bed? Queen size 
18:What is your Song of the week? No logic sung by Megurine Luka 
19:Is it okay for guys to wear pink? Hell yea 
20:Do you still watch cartoons? Lol of course :3 
21:Whats your least favorite movie? Rings 
22:Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some? I would probably bury it under the mango tree in my back yard 
23:What do you drink with dinner? Usually water when im at home but when im at a restaurant then Coke 
24:What do you dip a chicken nugget in? Nothing... 
25:What is your favorite food? Sushi! And Hot wings! (Not together, of course...eww) 
26:What movies could you watch over and over and still love? The goonies or Kimi no na wa (your name) 
27:Last person you kissed/kissed you? My ex boyfriend. But come not this weekend but the next, ima do a thing to this boy who asked me on a date. I'll go more into detail in another post about James. 
28:Were you ever a boy/girl scout? Yea. Girl scouts sucked. But i would hang around with the boys when my bro was in boy scouts. I loved it 
29:Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine? No... 
30:When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? No long ago. But that person will never get that letter.. 
31:Can you change the oil on a car? Most likely 
32:Ever gotten a speeding ticket? Nah, i cant drive :3 
33:Ever ran out of gas? Again, cant drive 
34:Favorite kind of sandwich? All Italian meat and muenster cheese. No condiments 
35:Best thing to eat for breakfast? Frozen waffles 
36:What is your usual bedtime? Check tumblr, check hello pal, check quiz up and the cuddle up with my waifu, GUMI 
37:Are you lazy? Yea 
38:When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween? Uh, my farthest memory of dressing up was being Cleopatra for halloween one year. Then the next year i was Spectra Vondergiest for Monster High, next year i was a disco dude, next year i was Hatsune Miku and last year i was Noiz from Dramatical murders. 
39:What is your Chinese astrological sign? If im correct, im the monkey 
40:How many languages can you speak? 1. I can speak a tad of Japanese tho 
41:Do you have any magazine subscriptions? Nope 
42:Which are better legos or lincoln logs? LEGOS!!!!! 
43:Are you stubborn? Not really 
44:Who is better…Leno or Letterman? What 
45:Ever watch soap operas? Nope 
46:Are you afraid of heights? YES 
47:Do you sing in the car? if im with my sister yea 
48:Do you sing in the shower? Yea 
49:Do you dance in the car? Again, if im with my sister 
50:Ever used a gun? A bb gun 
51:Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? Spring picture day 
52:Do you think musicals are cheesy? Lol yea. Fuck musicals 
53:Is Christmas stressful? Yea cuz the fucking overly religious bs is annyoying g for me, an atheist 
54:Ever eat a pierogi? Hell yea, im polish :) 
55:Favorite type of fruit pie? Cherry~ 
56:Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? Vet / doctor 
57:Do you believe in ghosts? Yup. Ive actually had a few encounters 
58:Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? Yup. 
59:Take a vitamin daily? Nah 
60:Wear slippers? If i need em and i have a pair ready then yea 
61:Wear a bath robe? If i need it then yea 
62:What do you wear to bed? Panties and maybe a shirt. Or i just dont take anything of and just sleep 
63:First concert? Ive never been to a concert 
64:Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? Target 
65:Nike or Adidas? Neither. I dont care 
66:Cheetos Or Fritos? ....fritos 
67:Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? Niether 
68:Ever hear of the group Tres Bien? It sounds familiar but i can put my finger on it 
69:Ever take dance lessons? Yes. I was a ballerina in kindergarten 
70:Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? Im not married 
71:Can you curl your tongue? Yea 
72:Ever won a spelling bee? Ive never been entered in one 
73:Have you ever cried because you were so happy? Yes 
74:Own any record albums? Nope 
75:Own a record player? Nope 
76:Regularly burn incense? Nope but if i could i would 
77:Ever been in love? Yes and i still am. But ever day im haunted with the fact that i will never see him again 
78:Who would you like to see in concert? A vocaloid or B52's 
79:What was the last concert you saw? Again, ive never seen one 
80:Hot tea or cold tea? Both 
81:Tea or coffee? Tea 
82:Sugar or snickerdoodles? ....thats a hard question....SUGAR 
83:Can you swim well? i can swim very well. I just really dont like water XD 
84:Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? yea 
85:Are you patient? Depends 
86:DJ or band, at a wedding? Mmmn nah 
87:Ever won a contest? Not that i can remember 
88:Ever have plastic surgery? No 
89:Which are better black or green olives? GREEN :3 
90:Can you knit or crochet? I can crochet a little. Im not that good tho 
91:Best room for a fireplace? Living room 
92:Do you want to get married? Yea 
93:If married, how long have you been married? 
94:Who was your HS crush? Im still in middle 
95:Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way? No 
96:Do you have kids? No 
97:Do you want kids? Yes. But i wont carry said kids. Im an asexual 
98:Whats your favorite color? GREEEEEEEN 
99:Do you miss anyone right now? Yes....DAMIAN I LOVE YOU 😔😫