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It's fucken amazing how full of warmfeels I am. Seeing every single one of these kooks again feels like coming home.

O'CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN!

YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND MY SHEER JOY AT SEEING MY WARRIOR QUEEN AGAIN.

...are those the actual Beatles or did they find 4 hilariously generic twinks for this?

RAY YOU MASSIVE DORK. "Paul is the cute one” hmmmmmmm.

Mick's a Black Sabbath fan lmao that's the most Mick thing ever.

Zari’s “everything is boring including death” face is the most Zari thing I love her

Gah shit I love the camaraderie and family-ness of them. In two minutes they establish more real rapport than Arrow has ever done in six seasons.

I miss Amaya and Wally and Jax! Bring some colour back into the gang damn it. What dyou mean Wally's still trying to find himself? How many times can this boy misplace himself?

I love the way Sara and Nate casually annoy each other. Such bros.

Lmao GARY GREEN. The Breakout Character of 2018!

Look I don't even ship Avalance but THIS IS THE CUTEST SHIT EVER.

So far zero reference to Sara's Dad dying. I find I like keeping it that way. Imagining some Guggenheim stooge explaining to a stoned Legends writer about Sara's new life event and said writer nodding along and then immediately forgetting about it.

Idk why but I'm already ridiculously fond of Matt Ryan.

"Former lover" LOL they banged in a mental institution that one time Ava if that qualified as lover for Sara I got some bad news for you about Sara's other shenanigans along the entire length and breadth of history.

Hee Sara said "bollocks!"

Nate and Mick, two dudes who should never be bored together. Actually scratch that Zari would create the most havoc.

BIFF IS NATE'S DAD THIS IS NOT A DRILL

Whoa shit helluva silver spoon there buddy!

Lmaooo how did you fit that in your jacket? "Mick Rory of the Central City Rorys" I'm crying

That right there is the slightly crazed sanguinity of a woman sandwiched between a lifetime of male bullshit.

Nate Heywood, breaking into his own home for his Dad’s booze and Mom’s sandwiches. A rebel.

Aww stop leaving Gary out of things he just wants to be included

Jesus Christ has Zari always been that beautiful

Awww yisss Ray and Zari fuckin shit up! I'm a slut for this Brotp no lie.

LMAO "least evil event". Boy would the Legends writers be surprised if they actually read up on Woodstock.

Zari's flower child makeup on point.

"Who would wanna kill hippies at Woodstock"? Like, literally everyone Ray, including me

Well that was an awkward segue, not least because Nate is like the least hippie person in the world. Biff sounds like kind of a dick tbh.

That's some neat editing!

This episode gets several points knocked off for subjecting me to "Brony Bros"

LMAO homicidal unicorn that literally spews rainbow glitter several points back on! Glittery rainbow confetti is what I feel inside when I think of this show.

Awww Sara is worried about impressing her girlfriend thats so helllooooo Sara what are you wearing??? A close up is required. For science.

John Con's absolute smug anarcho-glee at being right is approaching Spike-the-vampire levels. Oh. Oh dear. Punk blonde Brits with no self-esteem. I am in trouble.

I get that emotional neglect doesn't really rate with you after a lifetime of being a punching bag, Mick, but you don't have to be a dick about it. Although letting Mick steal from your Mum because your Dad was an asshole isn't real kosher either, Nate.

I saw Dominic Purcell's interview where he insisted that Mick was a real sweetheart deep down, and while I'm all for greater emotional depth in his characterization, he did make a career out of burning people alive. That was very much an actual thing he used to do.

YES WE HAVE NATE TRIPPIN' UNICORN BALLS THIS IS GONNA BE AWESOME

Enlist? Nate used to be a haemophiliac how would he

MICK SEES NATE AS AXEL THE RAT OMFG HAHAHAHAHA

I'M SCREAMING THIS IS AMAZING

“I thought you were dead.” “I thought you were dead inside.” lmaoooo

Yeah you do like her Ray-ray you married her

RAY'S GOOFBALL FAES I CAN'T

"I'm not willing to turn my back on life" WE HAVE COME SO FAR FROM "I am a monster who doesn't deserve forgiveness" SARA MY LOVE MY DARLING

John and Sara actually have only surface similarities - blonde, slutty, demons and plot armour. Sara is only occasionally an asshole by accident. John and Oliver Queen otoh have several similarities, notably both having and being Cursed Dicks. Except John's bullshit is actually fun.

There Sara goes trying to pick up more strays. The Waverider, halfway home for troubled, directionless assholes who got booted off their own shows.

Ray is actually making out with a tree lmaooo. God these guys must have so much fun on set.

Grimoire Shimoire THAT'S THE GUN SHOW TOP!!

Aww man I thought that look meant one of them were going to make out with him.

Okay but how does John know that Gary's a virgin??? Did he attempt to take the flower of his virtue only to be rebuffed??

YESSSSS CONSTANGREEN CONFIRMED!!!!!!!

I know Gary the arbitrary rules of cisheteronormativity is confusing to us all.

Did he actually say "unicornum" lmaoooo

Look, John. The man’s nipple’s off. He’s earned a kiss! We all have!

I have to say Matt Ryan is a delight.

Aww Nate. He's just a boy, standing in front of his asshole Dad, asking him to love him.

Ray, first your finger then your heart, Nate is right stop being the Giving Tree. For starters its a terrible book. And this pattern of giving your heart to women who then gore it alive is somewhat concerning. You got a real hard-on for unicorns.

Oh wow Legends getting really real there, in really authentic heartbreakingly genuine way. I am giving all the representation points to Tala Ashe there's no way she didn't have a hand in this.

Fuck Zari. Fuck Tala Ashe. I'm actually crying. + 10000 points to Legends this just elevated the whole show.

Lesbians in turtleneck tanks is A Lewk please wear that always and forever Sara your arms are making me 90% gayer

ANEY baby girl you aren't being graded on a curve this is a relationship honey. "Because I love you and nothing is going to change that" Egad I'm probably going to end up shipping these two by the second ep this is too cute.

Makes me wonder what her relationship with Nyssa was like. God, Nyssa. Now there was a a woman that married homicidal bananapuffs with crazy hotass-ness. Oooh fic rabbit hole!

I think you're a Damn Fine Captain too Sara (emphasis on the DAMN FINE) pls love me too

uggfhhh this is disgustingly healthy. and hot. damn these women.

Jesus get up and answer the door like a normal person you Extra fuck

I want to call John an asshole but he's got a point, they have to share a bathroom with both Nate "10,000 hair products" Heywood, Ray "floss for half an hour" Palmer and Mick fucking Rory. I'd top myself too.

I love Sara and John being reluctant friends because he literally brought her back from the dead but she clawed her way back into life herself. And now she sees so much of how she used to be in him that she can't help but want to show him the same path no matter how much of an invasive asshat he is to her.

IMPORTANT!! PLATONIC!! BONDS!! BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN!!! **smashes glass**

Criminy that was some serious shit right there. What's trying to attack Matt Ryan in a towel in all the wrong ways?

Okay the burning question I have is how tf did that towel stay on through all of that? Is it a mystical towel?

An eldritch abomination is gunning for Constantine. Must be Tuesday.

This ofc is quite apart from all the other things with a grudge against him, including, at this point, his own liver.

And its a wrap.

THIS SEASON PREMIERE IS THE BEST SEASON PREMIERE IN THE HISTORY OF THE CW.

Special shout-out to the costuming department for being the real MVPs and their remarkable disregard for gun control laws. Gay women died well this night.

This show is like when after dating a string of losers you finally find The One that gives you everything you’ve always deserved.

#legends of tomorrow #legends of tomorrow spoilers #liveblog #lot 4x1

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