#but you've also seen them die in two hits from clumsily bumping into your iron protectors the wrong way

[shadeswift99]

...do my Minecraft villagers think I can't talk? The player never makes any noise close to language in-game...do they know that my little crouch dance means hi? Are they learning that when the strange flying one who doesn't speak holds out armfulls of wheat to them that means they want to trade? Are they just used to being silently shuffled away from ledges by this cryptic protector who eats golden food and doesn't seem to need sleep?? Why have I never thought of this before, the villagers must be so confused by dealing with me...

#Minecraft #just #imagine #there's this local sort-of-person: you'd call them a person but they don't look like anyone you know and they fly and kill monsters #and raise houses in a day with materials they pull from thin air #they forge tools the likes of which your most skilled smiths could never dream of #so there's this local sort-of-god: you'd call them a god for all the reasons above #but you've also seen them die in two hits from clumsily bumping into your iron protectors the wrong way #and they come back with nothing and scramble for their belongings only to lose them again by falling from one of their own towers #which they seemed to have been just kind of. looking around from the top of? as though they'd lost something? #you're not sure they know how to get home?? #and also they did just die a couple times?? you ask them if they're okay but they don't seem to understand you #they just give you pumpkins #you take them mostly out of pity #maybe you can help them find their village...? but no the outside is scary actually and honestly you'd rather have them here #stupid as they can be #they build new things and they keep on trading and they never say a word #but they give you bread for free sometimes #and what more do you need from your local sort-of-deity-sort-of-dumbass? #maybe the villagers just think of me like obsessed cat owners think about their critter #beautiful and powerful and please stop eating plastic oh god why are you like this #... ironically villagers are often the exact same way but opposite lol #hey guess what #i LOVE these dudes #in case you couldn't tell