#butt out

[drmonkeysetroscans]

Butt crack jokes not allowed.

#butt out

[evilhorse]

Do me a favor, squirt. Butt out.

#fantastic four #the thing #ben grimm #the human torch #johnny storm #butt out #buddies #the world’s greatest comic magazine #carlos pacheco #Rafael marin #jeph loeb #marvel comics #comics #00s comics

[owldart]

They figured he was an angsty TEEN not an angsty THIRD GRADER

#owlcomic #sonic prime #tails nine #new yoke knuckles #rebel rouge #imagine you only figure out that the universe breaking furry genius isnt even old enough for pg13 video games #AFTER you and a horde of heroes attempted to kick his butt for it #sonic prime spoilers #sort of

[littlewriter19]

♪ The cigarette Song ♪ lyrics karaoke - South Park - Butt Out

#youtube #south park #cartoon #butt out #funny #the cigarette song #throwback #lyrics #song #stan marsh #karaoke #kyle broflovski #cute

[nerdpoe]

Lucius Fox is in the drive thru for some coffee, and like. He's just. He's had a time, okay?

He's stuck on some equations in regard to the amount of torsion a joint would go through if it's half in his dimension and half in another, and it's driving him up a wall.

He's been up for like forty-eight hours, he's tired, he's thirsty, he just wants a coffee, and also how to solve this dilemma.

He doesn't expect the barista in the drive-thru he's ranting about the engineering issues to actually provide decent feedback, and give him a few alternatives.

So he rushes to the pick-up window, not even caring to order, to look at this godsend of a barista.

It's a scrawny kid with black hair and blue eyes, looking startled. Boy can't be more than eighteen.

He asks what college the kid is going to, or plans to go to.

To his absolute horror, the kid-Danny, according to the nametag-says he can't afford college. That he'd had a stint in highschool where he just hadn't been able to focus, and his parents had spent every penny they had on their own inventions.

So that was why he was a barista; because if he worked there for four years, they would offer tuition assistance.

Which.

No. No no no no no.

Lucius pulls around to march into the store, Bruce Motherfucking Wayne already blearily on his phone.

He is getting this kid, and any friend of his, into college.

If Bruce won't foot the bill, he will.

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc #dc x dp #phanfic #story prompt #lucius fox aggressively shoving Danny into higher education #and already putting in a good word for him in via Bruce #“oh you wanted to be an astronaut and a medical issue and grades are preventing that?” #“fantastic news the WatchTower is built different and has competent medical staff on board u want in?” #danny's thrilled ofc #not the astronaut he thought he'd be but like #close enough #sweet #sam disowned her parents after getting out of the house #so there went her college fund #Tucker got into Gotham U on like all the scholarships #but now Danny and Sam don't have to work their butts off to keep all three of them fed #while waiting for Tucker to finish his bachelors #now they get to go to college too #AND have money for living expenses

[seungs]

#stray kids #skz #bystay #createskz #han #felix #hyunjin #han jisung #lee felix #hwang hyunjin #jisung #ft. seungmin slapping felixs butt and chan getting something out of jeongin's hair. #omg but felix's grip on hyunsung😭 u couldnt crowbar him out of there #gifs

[shattered-earth]

I made a tiny purple pikmin bud vase in ceramics!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#pikmin #pikmin 4 #purple pikmin #ceramics #art #ART! #it has a butt hole #i'm can't believe how nice it turned out!!!!!!!! #AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!1 #fanart

[mtsainthelens]

this is between me and god

#butt out

[ellefoxxx]

touch it it's soft

#adult model #assworship #bootiecandy #bum cheeks #cheeks out #curvalicious #egirl #fuck doll #great butt #thick legs #little tease #natural body #onlyf4n #pantylover #panty pics #perfect butt #spankable bottom #thighlights #thonglover #ellefoxxx

[happi-dreams]

Wow can’t believe that catnap and dogday had their own movie and became men

#poppy playtime #ppt #ppt 3 #art #dogday #catnap #smiling critters #NOW THAT THEYREE MENNN >:D #THEY CAN DO ANYTHING #( accidentally made dogday’s linart thicker in the second while cstnaps the same butt shhhshhhh) #(its funni) #im really happy how this came out! #maybe ill try drawing them in the cartoon style more

[drmonkeysetroscans]

Zip it old man.

#butt out

[evilhorse]

Just butt out, Cap—okay?

#the invaders #the human torch #jim hammond #captain america #steve rogers #spitfire #Jacqueline farnswoth #butt out #world war two #roy thomas #frank robbins #marvel comics #comics #70s comics #bronze age comics

[calista-222]

Power surge

#my art #sonic #sonic the hedgehog #surge the tenrec #sonic idw comics #sonic idw #idw sonic #idw sonic spoilers #art block is kicking my butt but I drew this a while back right after issue 55 came out sooo here! #this comic series is so so good #I really should make a Scrapnik Island fan art at some point too #really really good comic too

[nerdpoe]

Superboy wakes up in a prison. In the cell, sitting across from him, there's a teen that looks like another offshoot clone of Clark.

He learns in bits and pieces that he's been captures by a shadow government organization hellbent on ridding the world of anyone "ecto-contaminated", or anyone who has ever been dead.

Since he'd died before, even though he came back, he set off their sensors.

He doesn't remember how he got caught, doesn't remember what he was doing prior, but the walls are made of a weird material that glows green and cancels out his powers. It also doesn't hurt him.

Diluted kryptonite? He'll have to steal some and give it to Tim.

According to the kid, they've been forcibly detained to "serve their sentence for illegal immigration from the Realm of the Dead to the Realm of the Living" by way of routinely allowing themselves to be subjected to medical procedures. They are always being watched, they aren't the only ones captive, that apparently his entire high school had been condemned to it as well as some literal ghosts, and if he struggles then they won't give him the mercy of sedation while they do their experiments.

And Kon can't use his power to escape, or free this kid, or free any of the other prisoners. It's the worst case scenario.

Thank fuck he's best friends with a paranoid Bat that might have more contingencies than the Big Bat Himself.

Kon activates the only subdermal tracker he'd allowed Tim to place under his skin, and settles down to wait.

A prison of this design, but more high tech and with less privacy. Apparently the idea behind it was that you couldn't see the guards, but they could see you, and the lights would move at random to make you think they were paying attention all the time.

So psychological torture on top of imprisonment.

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc #dc x dp #phanfic #story prompt #pow tw #prisoner tw #prison tw #trapped tw #torture tw #medical malpractice tw #psychological distress tw #psychological torture tw #imprisonment tw #Young Justice making a teamup to break their friend out #and also the HUNDREDS OF OTHER PRISONERS WHAT THE FUCK #you can bet ur butt the Justice League will be hearing out this violation of meta and human rights #ecto shielding has the same power dampening effect as kryptonite but none of the pain

[bluerosefox]

Fenton Coded

Tim... Tim just stared.

He...

Huh.

He had once entertained the idea that he wasn't really a Drake, a very long time ago when he overheard his mom and dad arguing and some words were said in the heat of the moment, but to be honest Tim always thought the obvious culprit of anyone being his dad would most likely be Bruce (Bruce even admitted he had a small fling with his mother but that was two years before her marriage)

But before little Tim's curiosity could really take hold on the idea, he had saw on the news Robin performing a Grayson flip and the hint of Tim not being a Drake left his mind. Robin was Dick Grayson! And if he was Robin that had to mean Bruce Wayne was Batman!

Then well... his stalking of the Bats started and the rest became history.

But now, as Tim was staring at his own DNA test, something he never bothered to do until that damned Demon brat wanted to make sure he was ONLY blood son of Bruce (and doing a DNA test something even Bruce never thought of doing due to well… how he was towards Tim during his first months as Robin)

He well…

He kinda needs to find out who this Daniel Jackson Fenton is.

(Tim finds out he isn’t a Drake, but also not a Wayne (because Damian wanted to make sure he was only blood son) but is instead a Fenton)

#danny phantom #danny fenton #crossover #dp x dc #blue rambles #danny phantom dc #writing ideas #random idea #dpxdc #Tim drake #this time Danny is Tim’s bio dad! #he meet Janet when exploring a ‘dead’ city #coughhewasspookingpeopleawaysotheydontdisturbthedeadcough #only Janet seemed to take things in stride and not run off like everyone else did #she caught him eventually and they got to talking #and maybe some ghost booze as well #she did leave the next morning when she realized she slept with Danny #then bam a couple months later Tim was born #Danny doesn’t know #he does favors for the dead when they want people OUT of their resting places #but don’t have enough strength to do so #he basically gets commissioned to do it #Tim finds out his insane luck and need to tinker with tech is a Fenton gene #and liking people who can kick butt #he kinda wants to meet his dad #but is hesitant #Danny when he finds out about Tim being his son goes full Jack Fenton hug