#buttchin baby

[carpememes]

10 Minute Power Hour Starters

"You gotta warn me because I was just about to yell 'Remember who made you cum?' and how embarrassing would that shit have been?"

"We've got ____ here. Can you believe it?"

"Alright, shut the fuck up, everybody."

"No, not the stegosaurus!"

"Oh! We're giving samples. I've done this before."

"Can you Urkel your way to a win?"

"I don't love this."

"Glug glug glug, now I'm drunk."

"WOO! Show us how it's done, baby!"

"It's what all the kids on youtube are doing."

"Where is this piece? Did you steal my piece?"

"Bro, I'm killing it."

"Am I right, the youth?"

"You didn't even savor the peelies."

"You just ripped it off like a barbarian."

"Sizzle sizzle, baby bitch."

"It's gonna be really dramatic and cool!"

"I don't want a pumpkin growing in my belly."

"What a fool he is, to get wood confused with food items."

"I told my mom to help me clean it up and she said 'no thank you'."

"___ said I look like the floor of an arcade."

"My heart is beating so fast right now."

"Spin the wheel, you bitch."

"We're visible to lots of people, but it feels great to be truly seen by someone special."

"Well, not like my BEST best friend but he's definitely in that class."

"That's too much plastic crap."

"You look like something they'd serve at 2 in the morning at iHop."

"I feel like i just came back from a mythical creature bukake."

"This is what the ladies are into. A big ol brain horn of goo."

"I'm an ex-man. Which means I used to be a man."

"Yeah you won. Everyone's great. Three people need to go to the hospital but hooray you won."

"Thanks for invalidating my win, dude. I worked hard for this."

"You popped which means you are legally obligated to not stop."

"Please. No laughter."

"I feel you should've said something."

"I has bro! Do you has bro??"

"Well, I think you get double points for that."

"You got a serious buttchin and you need to admit it and use it!"

"YOU DID THIS!"

"We're losin it. We're losin it! ___, we're losin it!"

"This shirt's better now."

"No don't! ___, fucking, god damn it!"

"That was the most legit anger I've heard out of you in so long."

"Why is it filled with chestnuts?! And a lemon!"

"Thanks for celebrating my birthday. This was really fun and not depressing."

"Hold on! I have to do some research."

"Jesus. Reginald. Christ."

"You did it! It's a nightmare."

"What do you think? You think i look sexy?"

"Am i out kissin vandals and vagrants?!"

"Imagine I'm rubbing your thighs."

"I'm going to open a tube of goo now."

"You're a sucky friend!"

"I'm doing all of the colors, you fuck!"

"I know what makes green! Magic and jesus!"

"Oh cool! It looks not that great!"

"It looks like somebody's pancreas exploded over here."

"Anyone wanna be on camera?"

"Drink it, you armadillo."

"Have you witnessed me?"

"Ew, ewww- EEEWWW!"

"Nooo, I don't wanna be the hulk anymore."

"There we go. That's a big boy."

"Are you gonna attack or are you too scared?"

"Admittedly you wield a lot of power that I was not aware of."

"It makes magic fun!"

"That's not what I wanted at all."

"I feel like a cat that just fell in the bathtub."

"YES! Eat the worms!"

"Early 2000s is retro?"

"What is the best time of day to shake a baby?"

"Oh no! It's making the connection that I'm it's mother!"

"We dont have all day. Im becoming sterile wearing these jock straps."

"So you can stick your little emoji faces in here when you write your diary about how much God has betrayed you."

"That is one of the worst shirts I've seen in my life. Put it on."

"What? Oh, I suppose you want to KISS about it?!"

"I dunno. I guess cuz I'm an asshole."

"What do you mean 'is that really what it looks like'? It looks magical!"

"In this world we must all tilt.... But we also a-whirl."

"Look around you. All you see is death and chaos... Here is a kirby."

"Every birthday is like the grim reaper moving one peg on the abacus of your life."

"Everytime I try to solve it i'm just making things worse. Which is just an analogy for my life."

"I was brewin' in the nutsack of an older man."

"It was like having Chuck-e-cheese right in your house."

"The ooze doesn't smell great."

"Parents killed each other to get this thing."

"I threw up a lot more in the 90s than I do now."

"It's about to erase your memory."

"____, Im so sorry, but there's something your mother and I have to tell you."

"It's not your fault! Don't ever think it's your fault!"

#sentence starters #rp memes #game grumps #the grumps #10 minute power hour

[drawthething]

Headcanon questions! What kind of hobbies would the Pesto boys get into together? Have they ever tried cooking together? What would the perfect Saturday look like for them?

Hope you don't mind but I tried to combine the answers to these questions into a hc list, pffffft:

• So there was a phase where Jimmy Jr tried so hard to get his lil bros into 80s dance movies, and every Saturday morning he put on something like "Footloose" and analysed the whole thing for the twins. Andy & Ollie never really understood what he said and kept getting distracted

J-ju just gave up eventually and begrudgingly put on one of those dumb kid shows so they can all watch it together instead (though he'd rather die than admit to them that he found those enjoyable)

• The twins looove drawing and Jimmy just asks to join in whenever he's bored. Andy & Ollie also drew like, a thousand portraits of their brother. Their versions look exactly the same everytime, but somehow, SOMEHOW J-ju is able to tell which one is Andy's and which one is Ollie's

And when Zeke comes over and sees two scribbling drawings in J-ju's room he's like "Oh yeah, they're my brothers' 😐 Ikr I look so dumb in those 🙄" (but he taped them on the wall next to his Red Hot Chili Pepper poster FOR A REASON)

• The boys fricking love watching their turtle doing like... literally anything. There are lazy weekend afternoons where they spend several hours doing so. Zeke also brings Leslie's turtle to their place all the time so they can have a little turtle race pfffft

Oooo and for them baby twins only? Every night they take a bloody ton of times whispering goodnights to Terry: "Andy and I love you, Terry." - "Okay, now my turn :D. Ollie and I love you, Terry." - "Wait let me say it again to him"

• Cooking... oooof that sounds like the most disastrous thing the boys could pull off together pffft. BUT occasionally when Pesto Sr forgets that he has children to feed and straight up leaves the house for the entire night (buttchin won parent of the year again 🥳!!) then uhhh, dinner for three, with undercooked pasta, microwaved leftover pizzas and omelette that is waaay too salty. They have some fun though, plus they get to eat on the couch ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

• Them boys have secret snacks parties in each other's room sometimes. And maybe J-ju loves his gum too much to consider sharing at times, but he knows he HAS to teach his brothers how to blow a perfect bubblegum (boy succeeded at it twice and already thought that he's an expert). So uhhh, yeah, they get the privilege :D

#semi-related but I've always thought about the irony of the Pestos calling for pizzas instead of eating their own restaurant food #imagine the delivery guy stopping in front of their place and be like #'okay so i'm delivering pizza to a pizza restaurant that makes sense' #thank you sm babs 😭😭 i miiiiight have forgotten about this ask for a week or two... #was thinking of something to draw for them pesto boys and i'm like #'.... is there something else i was supposed to do a million years ago?' #so so sorry 😔 #bobs burgers #bob's burgers #jimmy pesto jr #andy and ollie #pesto boys baby!

[dilflover248]

introduction !!

atm this blog is just for me to personally rant and just talk abt interesting things that happens in my day lols

i don’t really like talking much abt myself atm so i’ll just go straight into it

uhhh i have like a couple of teachers that i have crushes on but i’ll just introduce the main ones ig !

first up there’s ‘C’ aka my lover, soon to be husband and my baby pookie 🌟 hes like my number one ‼️ also would like to mention the fact this man looks exactly like AARON TAYLOR JOHNSON. god. (i’ll mostly be talking abt him on here) he teaches maths but only to the dumber sets so i don’t have him unfortunately 💔

secodnly we have ‘D’ okay… sooooo kind of like a love hate relationship??? sometimes i love him sometimes i hate him and sometimes i want to absolutely ride his dick !! he has a massive fucking head and a buttchin but he’s so cuteee and like i KNOWW that this is a grown ass man but likeee he can be so funny 😭😭 oh and he teaches science lols

#teacher attachment #male tc #tc feelings #tc community #tc thoughts #tc crush

[robertmitchum]

EWAN MCGREGOR shot by Harper Smith

#userdaniel #userfrancis #usermichi #swcastedit #usersmile #usertom #disneycastedit #dccastedit #Ewan mcgregor #edits #myedits #buttchin baby

[notcanoncompliant]

Hey, possibly ectopic anon here. I told my boyfriend and he's been great, helped me with all my worries about infertility, says we'll make a family together one day, and it doesn't matter if its adoption, natural conception or IVF. He's really great I shouldn't have doubted him. I was blubbing and saying "but I want my babies to have your bum chin", and he laughed and said we could check for that when/if we adopt 😂 And its reassuring to hear he does want kids with me one day :)

Good for you for telling him, that had to be hard, even if you were telling a person you trust.

It's awesome your boyf's being so supportive, he sounds like a good guy 😊 and I hope you folks have/find your buttchin baby!! 😂💕

#flowers answers things #possibly ectopic anon #PE Anon? #or maybe buttchin baby anon #that one's cute #buttchin baby anon

[jrueships]

No cause im genuinely obsessed with this video 😭😭

https://www.instagram.com/p/Ca5nd9iNnXW/?utm_medium=copy_link

The fact that almost all of them gave him teeth despite the fact that he doesn’t 😭

HELPPP I LOVE THIS VIDEO???

i WAS gonna post abt it as soon as it came out with my signature 'ted can't save videos or gif' screenshots with homemade ted captions, but then i was like 'only i care about this 😭' BUT IDC ANYMORE!! THEY ARE CUTE & I LOVE THEM!!!!

" how bad is THAT????" I really like this one LMAO it's very round!!!! And cute! A very good coyote (cat??) 10/10!

" im tryin to remember what he looks like.."

" COYOOTEEEEEEeee !!!!!" we need to take the mic off dj omg blew out my drums bruh 😭WHY DID HE GIVE COYOTE DINNER PLATE EARS AND A H A T ??? this is artistic interpretation to the EXTREME? EVEN IF U CANT REMEMBER WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE.. DOES THE N A ME NOT AT LEAST HELP A LiTTLE???? WHAT IS THIS ????? dj/0

" tell coyote there's no beef between us 😥😥"

" He look Intimidatin right here, huh?"

HELLO??? WHY DID THEY MAKE KELDON BOB ROSS??? IS IT BECAUSE THEY THINK HE MADE THE WORST ONE???? i mean... he kinda did BUT WHATEVER!! IT'S GORGEOUS!!! why did he give it... a human nose.. it looks like creepypasta arthur from arthur 😭 I LIKE ITS PERSONALITY THO !!!! AND ITS TEENY TINY HANDS! SELF PROHECTION KELDON!! the vampire fangs... WHY????? THE EVIL EYEBROWS 😭 and the ran out of room crammed in spurs jersey ... 10KELDONS/keldon

Goes from " why would you embarass me like this.." while drawing it to "ITS NOT THAT BAAD! THIS MIGHT BE THE BEST OONE 🥰🥰!!"

LOVE the confidence and it really MIGHT be the best one!!! Looks very much like coyote! 11/10! VERY cute and the happy artist smile helps!

" it MIGHT be the best one!" * draws sonic oc* woman: it's so cuuutee

IT IS !!!!! I LOVE THE SMILE . IT'S SO SCRUNK. THE SCRUNK IN THIS PHOTO!! 11SKRUNK/10! He's so confident and proud LOL

Instagram edited a scream onto his reveal LOL i feel bad... BUT THE TEETH? ND THE EYES?? IT LOOKS LIKE ONE OF THOSE CREEPY FOR NO REASON COURAGE THE COWARDLY DOG VILLAINS? and the cat tail.... and ears.. AND HUMAN SNOUT NOSE?????? WHAT IS THIS? JOCK?!?!?!? personality/appeal

" you know I've been TOLD I'm a little bit of a

P i c a s s o ~"

" Oh this thing is CRAZY! you KNOW this is the coyote!"

Makes... that. IT'S A LITTLE. WELL. I LIKE THAT HE'S... GARNISHED HIS OWN.. STYLE. IT'S JUST NOT IN MY..TASTES. BUT I LIKE THE CONFIDENCE. HE'S REALLY HAPPY ABOUT IT WKDN I LOVE LONNIE. HES SO SWEET. 10/10 minus one point for the buttchin

" im really proud of this one 🥰🥰"

And OF COURSE! BABY PRIMO! OUR LIL ARTIST! THIS IS HIS SPECIWL SKILL ! I LOVE HIM!!!!!! 100/10! i love everyone in the comments hypin him up too lol so cute! Love this!!!!

#THANK U for sending me this!!!!! #LOVE OUR BOYS!!!!!! #THE ARTISTIC INTERPREPATION OF T E E T H ??? #of FANGS #then wondering why he looks scary... #happy belated birthday coyote LMAO #dj #keldon #lonnie #spurs girls #ted asks #ur team cant draw coyote as bad as OUR team can 💪🏿😤😤

[reactualities]

GLEE OUT OF CONTEXT:   SUE SYLVESTER EDITION

you’re a regular agatha christie, except even more sexless.

hey buddy! get a haircut? looks awful.

what would madonna do?

I’m sorry my femininity threatens you.

something strange happened yesterday. I felt something below the neck.

you think this is hard? try being waterboarded, that’s hard!

and what if I were to innocently murder you?

sloppy freakshow babies!

you think this is hard? I’m passing a gallstone as we speak, that’s hard!

I can’t stand the sight of kids getting emotional, unless it’s from physical exhaustion.

are these your droopy white granny panties?

I wanna pit these kids against one another.

you think this is hard? try auditioning for ‘baywatch’ and being told they’re going in another direction, that was hard!

you’re boring me now. I’m gonna go do something else!

now isn’t this just lovely and normal.

I’m engorged with venom and triumph.

the only thing missing from this place is a couple dozen bodies limed and rotting under the floorboards!

as soon as I figure out the difference between slander and libel, I’m filing a lawsuit.

get on with it!

you’re wearing a santa claus hat and yet you’re handing me no gifts.

you’re seriously no fun to interrogate or almost torture.

you have no proof.

these seats are currently being occupied by my ghost friends.

I’m so bored I just fell into a microsleep.

THIS WILL NOT STAND!

that was the most offensive thing I have seen in twenty years of teaching, and that includes an elementary school production of ‘hair’.

I’m gonna have to go straight to the wound care center. I’m gonna have to stare at some wounds.

oh hey buddy! I thought I smelled failure.

if I was out to get you, I’d have you pickeling in a mason jar on my shelf by now.

I resent being told to hold onto anything.

I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. and then on some dark, cold night, I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face.

I would’ve gotten you one, but I don’t like you.

I won’t be burying any hatchets unless I get a clear shot to your groin.

I gotta be honest, I’m having a really difficult time hearing anything you have to say today.

I’m gonna take your house, your car, your extensive collection of vests.

you wear more vests than the cast of blossom.

I suggest you sell yourself on craigslist under the heading “men seeking men with buttchins.”

why don’t you go home? rest. watch some tv. die.

no.

let’s cut the crap.

tell me you’re not serious.

no way, get out.

that blouse is just insane.

I’m shocked you’re not married!

you take weird little strides when you walk, as if you were raised in imperial japan and someone bound your feet.

I have nothing to live for.

your hair looks like a briar patch. I keep expecting racist animated disney characters to pop up and start singing songs about living on the bayou.

I will expel him faster than a thai takeout place can read back your delivery order.

slap yourself with a chicken cutlet.

so sorry for not being sorry for interrupting.

so you like showtunes! it doesn’t mean you’re gay, it just means you’re awful.

how do you manage to enter a building without setting off all the fire alarms?

you know, I checked out of this conversation about a minute back.

this has been a colossal waste of my time.

I am LACTATING with RAGE!

every time I try to destroy it, it only comes back stronger, like some sexually ambiguous horror movie villain.

I’m about to vomit down your back.

your psycho-sexual derangement would be fascinating if it WEREN’T SO TERRIFYING!

I’m about to projectile express myself all over your hushpuppies.

you poor, maudlin imbecile.

#rp meme #sentence meme #sentence starters

[poyointhemirror]

@monsterbane

Oh? Were you about to sit down and have a meal before going out to hunt you stupid little man? You buffoon? You wanna go get those rocks that burn you and take forever to transport, so you wanna eat the right meal which makes it so you can magically jump off cliffs without stumbling— and subsequently making them explode? You wanna go do that quest right now? Huh? Is that it? Is that what you wanna do you absolute fool?

Well. This Orb is in your spot. She's not moving until she gets some grub. Or until she's asked to move, most likely. She's sat there like she owns the place, yet she's only like. Eight inches tall.

She doesn’t even care that this guy is like probably at the very least six feet tall and armed up to the teeth with improbable anime weapons. She could care less if he was ten feet tall and had a dang buttchin, really. She’s not going to move, and more importantly, she’s got a question to ask him. Yes. She talks to him first.

"Hey." She sounds like a baby. "Do you have any money. I'm moderately hungry, and those cats apparently don’t want to get paid in cat treats."

#ic #monsterbane #i have mh3u. 4u. and the.. switch one #yet to really get far in the switch but i have gotten deep in the other ones

[berjhawn]

You Don’t Love Me Anymore - 4

Summary: This is an AU. Reader and Bucky were married, until she caught him cheating on her. She then gave him a divorce and disappeared with their unborn child. now it’s 6 years later and a past reader hoped she left behind comes crawling back.

Warnings: Cheating, Angst, Deceit, mixed messages, Etc

Pairings: Bucky X Reader; Thor X Reader; Bucky X Reader X Thor

Parts:

Part 1/?

Part 2/?

Part 3/?

A/N = sorry it’s so short. i didn’t want to put too much in one part that it messes with the other parts. still i hope you enjoy it. 

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“Um, Thor, honey, can you take Lily riding while I talk to Steve?” You ask your boyfriend as your eyes move from Steve back to Thor.

“Are you sure?” Thor asks concern filling his eyes.

“Yeah, if I need help, I’ll give you a yell.” You reply patting Thor on the chest.

“Okay,” He replies giving you a kiss before he walks over to a stall door to grab his shirt. “Come on Lily, last one to Elvis’s stall is a rotten egg.” He calls making her rush past you in a full out sprint making you smile as you watch Thor pretend to lose to her. Shaking your head, you turn back to Steve and motion for him to follow you to the house.

“He’s not with you, is he?” You ask nearing him and he shakes his head.

“It’s just me.” He answers and as you walk past him he matches you step for step.

“Thank you, you know, for last night.” You say your eyes moving from him to the house in front of you.

“I told him not to come over here yet; but you know him, he does what he wants.” Steve says and you nod.

“That he does.” You reply hate lacing your words. “As much as I missed seeing you Steve, what are you doing here?”

“Playing mediator.” He replies and you pause in your footsteps your eyes narrowing at him.

“What does he want?”

“He wants to talk to you.”

“About Lily?” You ask your eyes moving back to the barn right as Thor and lily ride out of the barn both laughing happily.

“You have to admit (Name), he wants to at least meet her.” Steve says making you look down at the ground as you softly nod.

“I don’t care about what he wants Steve. I stopped caring a long time ago.” You pause folding your arms around your stomach as an unseen cold breeze sends a chill up your spine. “But, I will talk to him. It’s about time we put all this behind us and move on. For Lily’s sake anyway.”

“Thank you (Name).” Steve says as he gently places a hand on your shoulder.

“I’ll also talk to Lily and see what she wants to do. If she wants to meet him, I’ll let her; but if she doesn’t.” You pause to meet his eyes. “I won’t force her. Bucky will have to live with her decision.”

“Understood. When do you wanna talk?” Steve asks moving to place his hands in his bomber leather jacket.

“Thor and I have this party we have to go to at the country club tonight for his parents. They have a conference room there. I’ll give him five minutes, and Thor will be there with me as I assume you’ll be there for him.”

“Sounds good. I’ll have Bucky there.” Steve replies and you nod.

“Thank you again Steve.” You add making him pull his hands from his pockets and wrap his arms around you tightly.

“You’ll always be my friend. No matter what happens with Buck, I’ll always be here if you need me.” Steve says and you let out a sigh of relief as you hold tightly to him. You knew he meant his words. Steve was always the better man of the two. His wife Peggy was a lucky woman. “Honestly, I’m surprised your being so nice to me.”

“Well I’m not angry with you. You didn’t do anything for me to be angry with you over.” You reply as you pull away from him. “You can’t help it your friend’s an ass.”

“I better get back before he follows me out here.” Steve says and you nod.

“Tell him that we are only talking about our divorce and Lily; I won’t be taking him back, so I don’t wanna talk about it.” You add and Steve reluctantly nods.

“It was good seeing you again.” He says giving you a quick wave.

“It was good seeing you too Steve. Tell Peggy I said hi.”

“Will do,” He replies as he climbs into his rented SUV and drives away. You watch his car disappear before you let out a breath you didn’t know you had been holding. Steve being here brought on another wave of painful memories of when you were happy with Bucky and it made you wince. Swallowing a gulp of air, you walk into your house and start getting ready for the dinner at the country club and your confrontation with your Ex-husband.

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Bucky stared at the pictures lying on the table in front of him a pain filling him that no amount of alcohol or drugs to cure. When (Name) had left him, he had sold the condo the two of them had shared and bought a new apartment far away from his old one. He had left almost everything that he had bought with her inside it save for the pictures now laying on his motel room desk.  How could they have fallen this far? He knew the reason was his selfishness but for some reason he just couldn’t admit it out loud.

When (Name) first left he had been mad, yes; but he didn’t blame her. For the past six years he had let her be free. He tried to make due with the cards he had dealt himself but after a conversation with Dot about kids had occurred his mind instantly flew back to (Name), and he realized he didn’t want to have kids with anyone else other than her. So, for the first time in six years he decided to find her and see if he couldn’t fix his mistake. He knew she’d most likely have moved on; but what he didn’t expect was to see that she had a daughter. A daughter whose age fit perfectly with the time she left him.

Rage had filled his body at the thought that (Name) had just left without telling him about their daughter. That rage was quickly replaced by a feeling of understanding. He had cheated and lied to (Name). If their roles would have been reversed he would have done the same and left him. Bucky clears his throat as tries to hold his tears back.

He reaches out and grabbing a picture from his and (Name)’s wedding he holds it up to face level and stares at the smile on her face. The smile he had seen that day, he thought, was the most beautiful thing in the world. She had almost passed out from the corset of her gown because she had been determined to lose five pounds so she didn’t have to get it tailored. That day had been one of the happiest days of his life; but he ruined it. He ruined everything.

The sound of the door opening pulls him from his memories as he tosses the picture back onto the desk. He looks to the door to see Steve walking in and clears his throat. “How’d it go?”

“She agreed to talk to you.” Steve says but Bucky could tell there was more.

“But?” Bucky asks making Steve’s eyes meet his.

“She only wants to talk bout Lily and finalizing your divorce. She refuses to talk about taking you back.” Steve answers honestly and Bucky nods.

“I understand.” Bucky replies as he pushes himself up to his feet.

“You okay?” Steve asks his eyes studying Bucky very carefully.

“Honestly, I don’t know.” Bucky replies his heart clenching in his chest. “As much as I want her back, I need to let her go. I’ve done nothing but hurt her. She deserves better. So, I’ll honor her wishes and not talk about getting back together.”

“I know there is nothing I can say to make you feel better, but if you need me, I’m here.” Steve says and Bucky nods.

“Thanks pal.”

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“Are you sure this is a good idea?” Mel asks Dot as she packs a suitcase.

“I need to talk to him.” Dot replies as she runs a hand through her hair.

“You left him Dot, what more is there for you two to talk about? He lied to you. Twice now, and yet you still keep going back to him.” Mel reminds her making her heart clench at the memories.

“You can’t help who you love.” Dot replies making Mel roll her dark eyes. Dot sighs as she sits down next to her friend on her bed. “When I first met Bucky, I didn’t know he was married. He never wore a ring. I thought I had gotten lucky and found the man of my dreams; but apparently life didn’t think the same way. I went to his condo and found him wallowing in self-pity, surrounded by alcohol bottles. It was then I saw the divorce papers on the table. It broke my heart to learn that he had been married. I left him. I tried my best to stay away but he kept coming around showing me that he loved me. I thought he was divorced, he told me he was; but again, he lied. I found out he was still married when we had a conversation about getting married and having babies.”

“Which is why I am repeating myself by saying; why are you going after him?” Mel asks making Dot stare at a picture of him and her in the corner.

“Because I love him. I want to be with him. I want to work things out with him. if we can’t work it out, then I want to hear it from him that it’s over.”

“And what if he gets back with his wife?” Mel asks making tears well up in Dot’s eyes.

“Then as much as it will crush me, I’ll let him go.” Dot replies making her friend shake her head at her.

“You have more strength than I do. I’d have kicked him to the curb and not have cared what he thought.” Mel replies trying to offer her friend an ounce of courage. “Come one, I’ll help you finish packing. Do you know where he’s gonna be?”

“His assistant said something about a country club. I’m going to try to catch him there.” Dot replies a wave of hope filling her body.

Will Continue- 

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[sonntam]

mariden replied to: “Demon man cr baby is so cute! From what I heard I expected it to be a...”

tell me more what you liked about it because to me so far i can only safely say that i loved the miki/miko subplot and the music and im a little conflicted on the rest. it was... ok but... some things the manga did better, like the ending the ryo's character... idk. ALSO akira's buttchin is an ABOMINATION UNTO GOD. the animation was straight up ugly at times but sometimes i was mesmerized by how far the artist could push the limits and exaggerate the features

I went “nanana” and basically did not read your reply, because I am still on fourth episode and didn’t read the manga. It’s a good thing I didn’t read the manga, because I always prefer the manga and then bitch about the anime.

What I like so far is pretty much everything, so I can’t say much about it. It’s very much a pleasant “watch and forget” kind of anime for me right now.

What concerns the animation, this kind of ugliness exactly what I loved about it. A lot of the scenes HAD to be ugly, to make you feel not sexually titillated by the scenes, but instead make you worry, make you laugh or make you feel disgusted. 

Like, remember Sabbath party? It was exactly right type of animation for this to make it feel weird, funny, nonsensical, but above all not hot, but instead like an alien place and to make you feel like those two boys don’t belong there.

#mariden #sonntam talks #devilman crybaby spoilers

[razberryyum]

A Gintama episode a day keeps the ending away…Episode 154

Episode Title: That Person Looks Different From Usual During A Birthday Party

MY 13 FAVORITE MOMENTS IN EPISODE 154 (manga chap 236):

Aw, so sad Kintama has ended. I want a full-on spin-off series, dammit.

1) Seems like it would’ve been more appropriate if the penile implant was oriented the other way since Shinpachi had the buttchin to receive it.

2) Tae-chan stating an unmentionable truth about most animated series.

3) Toujou’s such a goofball; I love him.

4) This was probably the blackmail material Oguri Shun used against Sorachi-sama to “win” the live action role of Gintoki. Lmao. 

5) Zura being a total sore loser. Man’s anger was INTENSE.

6) Omg I loved this so much! They were not the kids shown in the original chapter. Bless the anime team for this change (although, in what dimension would Madao ever pass for a kid?)

7) I died from the cuteness. 

8) I just seriously couldn’t get over how adorable Kagura looked! She’s like this cute little larvae. Btw, her struggling to get up totally reminded me of Sougo in the Beetle Hunt when he was flat on his back in his beetle suit.

9) I should be annoyed at how Pachi-kun was man-handling Kagura-chan (he even freaking KICKED her, how fucking DARE he??!!) but I just couldn’t stop laughing cuz it also looked like he was tossing around a baby. 

10) Kyuu-chan is so freaking adorbs!!

11) Honestly, Shinpachi was really the most embarrassing of his bunch, what with his screaming non-stop and horrendous singing skills.

12) OMFG I CAN’T EVEN DEAL 

13) Loved this, which was a little different from the way the chapter ended in the manga because Oguri Shin was NOT present. It’s funny how he’s just there like he’s naturally a part of the gang. Guess this turned out to be a rather prophetic image.

SHIPS TALLY:

Kyuubei x Otae: they hardly had any scenes together except at the end, but Tae-chan’s smile is no doubt the best present Kyuubei could ever want.

Toujou x Kyuubei: he went through so much trouble to put together this party for Kyuu-chan, I actually thought he would’ve died from a heart attack when she actually thanked him for it. Kinda surprised he hardly reacted.

6/3/2019

#Gintama #Gintama anime episode 154 #Yagyuu Kyuubei #Yorozuya #Kagura #Gintoki #Shinpachi #KyuuTae #TouKyuu #Toujou #Otae #Katsura Zura #Madao #Oguri Shun #Kintama #Shinpachi Buttchin #Life and Love #THANK YOU Sorachi-sama

[robertmitchum]

EWAN MCGREGOR for VMAN shot by DAMON BAKER

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[seb-styles]

tagged by wonderful @hazhazhaz

Rules: tell your followers 11 random facts about yourself, and tag 11 people in return! the facts can be absolutely anything! whatever springs to mind! let’s get started!

1. If I could I would spend all my money on books

2. There’s a beach in Florida that my whole family goes to every year and it’s like my second home.

3. Orcas are my favorite animals.

4. Babies are the best.

5. In 3rd grade I was reading at a 7th grade level.

6. I feel like whenever I get a boyfriend I will probably try comparing him to harry (bad I know)

7. I’m going into my third year of college and I’m scared I might want to change my degree path.

8. I think Vicks can solve everything (where are my Latinos)

9. Jane the Virgin gives me life.

10. Apparently I’m good with kids of all ages.

11. I wish I could give my mother the world.

I’m gonna tag @fatimamx @sebbys-buttchin @zayntoxicateme @hotmessharry @harlodst @dianelogan @punk-roquer @thecityandcoffee @amomentwithonedirection @1989rosesxx and @fxkingstyles

and anyone else who wants to do this and if I tagged you it doesn’t mean you have to :)

#personal

[callingmrsbarnes]

Tag Game/Thing

Rules: Answer the questions then tag some followers you want to get to know better!

I was tagged by the lovely @atari-writes

Name: Mary-Kate

Nickname: MK, Merry Cat, Mary-Cake, Miss Sinful (By @scarlets-wanda)

Zodiac Sign: Capricorn

Hogwarts House: Ravenclaw

Height: 5′4″ unfortunately

Orientation: Heteroflexible

Ethnicity: Irish, Italian, English, Hungarian, Czech, and I think a bit of French?

Favorite Fruit: Bananas, strawberries, and watermelon

Favorite Season: Summer

Favorite Book Series: For series I’m gonna have to be predictable and go with Harry Potter

Favorite Fictional Characters: Bucky Barnes, Louise Belcher, Helga Pataki, Princess Leia, Luna Lovegood, Peggy Carter, Leonard McCoy, Kat Stratford

A fictional character I’d like as a sibling: I’ve said it before but Louise Belcher

Favorite Flower: Hyacinth

Favorite Scent: Clean linens, lavender, babies, smoky campfires, cologne, hyacinth

Favorite Color: Blue and purple

Favorite Animal: Dogs and flamingos

Favorite Artist/Band: Simon and Garfunkel and Lana Del Rey (If I had to pick two)

Coffee, Tea, or Hot Cocoa: Coffee <3

Average Sleep Hours: 7-8 since I’ve gotten better at going to bed at a decent hour.

Number of blankets you sleep with: Two

Dream Trip: Can I say traveling everywhere? Either traveling around all of Europe and/or Asia

Last Thing Googled: “Teasing brush” (I’ve been trying out more vintage hairstyles since I got a smoothing treatment)

Blog Created: Memorial Day 2016. So about a year ago. :)

How many blogs i follow:142 (I need to find more to follow)

Number of Followers: 4893 (How did this happen??)

What I usually post about: Bucky Barnes, Marvel, and smut

Do you get asks regularly: Usually after I post fanfiction. I’d love to talk to my followers more though!

What’s your aesthetic: Dresses, vintage curls, winged eyeliner and red lipstick, traveling, old movies, cuddling, blush wine, and pizza

I’m tagging: @sebbys-buttchin, @oneshot-shit, @thiddlestoff, @i-dream-of-space, @dianelogan, @themercurialmadhatter, @scarlets-wanda, and anyone else who wants to do this!

#tag game #mk rambles

[bluesy-moods]

I was tagged by @sebbys-buttchin. Thank you! :)

the only rule if you do it, tag a few people/blogs you adore~

what’s your favourite song(s) to sing/hum? Lately it’s usually “Burning House” by Cam or “Suddenly Seymour” from Little Shop of Horrors soundtrack. 

what are your favourite flowers/trees/plants

I love sunflowers, pink roses, and succulents. I don’t know enough about trees to have a favorite. I guess whatever kind of tree it was that I climbed when I was younger, lol.

favourite colour(s)?

Turqouise

what do you always doodle (if you ever do)?

Faces or random squiggles. I had a coworker once tell me it looks like I’m drawing abstract art. 

how do you take your coffee/tea? If you don’t like those what’s your fav warm drink?

Tea— If it’s a strong hot tea, I don’t put anything it. If it’s iced tea, then plenty of sugar. What?? Don’t give me that look, I’m from the south.

Coffee— 1 spoonful of flavored creamer

favourite candle scent?

Depends on my mood. Usually something light like mint eucalyptus. 

sunrise or sunset?

Sunset

what perfume do you wear any perfume if any?

Pleasures by Estee Lauder or one of my random assortments of Bath & Body Works sprays

what’s your go to dance move when you’re alone?

Awkward flailing/booty shaking

favourite quote?

Don’t really have one

favourite self care thing(s) or routine(s)

Hot shower, comfy pajamas, using essential oil lotion, and relaxing in front of the tv

what colour are your eyes?

Blue

what’s your favourite eye colour on others?

Never really thought about it

favourite season? why?

Fall. It’s cooler weather and I love Halloween time.

cheek, neck or nose kisses

Cheek or neck

what does your happy place look like?

Home alone, nesting in pillows on my bed with a good book and my dog

favourite breed of dog?

All dogs, but I suppose you could say schnauzer since that’s what my fur-baby is.

do you ever want to be married? If so what colours would you pick for your wedding theme?

My opinion on getting married can vary. Not in a position for it right now anyway but I don’t know that I want to.

silk or lace?

Lace

favourite weather?

The coolest it can be without needing to wear a jacket.

I’m so tired right now I don’t know who to tag! Feel free to do this if you want, I like seeing everyone’s answers.

[hopelessly-in-love-with-you]

Her

10/4/16 So..I’ve been crushing on her for 4 months now and i finally had the courage to message her and things went pretty fucking great. We talked about so many things like our favorite books and i learned a lot of stuff about her. Today i learned that her favorite color is red, her grandmother gave her a necklace that she always wears, she loves art & photography, she loves to read, she’ll like honestly eat anything which i found really cute haha and she recently got out of a relationship but she didn’t say that she wasn’t looking for one so yayyy!

10/20/16 I haven’t even known this girl for that long yet i already know that i’m in love with her. She is honestly the cutest person I’ve ever met and she makes me feel so many things..she makes me so happy and she makes me laugh all the time which is so cute. She is so silly omg she always has me cracking up but i never admit that i laugh at her jokes cause i like to tease her hehe. Every little thing she does makes me smile. When we’re having a conversation on Twitter with her friends, she gets all defensive over me which is so adorable. When i talk to her i honestly don’t feel shy or nervous anymore..i’m always myself when im talking to her and i don’t hide stuff from her because i know that she won’t judge me. I told her about my life growing up and stuff and she didn’t judge me at all which made me happy because ive spent most of my life being judged and it really sucks. Anyways she just..she’s special. There’s something about her that just always makes my heart beat like crazy when i see her name pop up on my phone screen. Her smile is also sooo cute and she has a little buttchin that im so obsessed with omg its adorable. She is the first person that ive ever loved so im super scared to get my heart broken but if i do then it was soo worth it because she’s such an angel and she deserves all the happiness in the world

Sometime during December or late November Okay so today i did it..i told her something to see how she would react to things if it were to happen and she didn’t take it well at all. I feel like a complete asshole for messing things up with her because i’m so in love with her and i would do anything to protect my little baby but i fucked up and i hurt her feelings..the main reason why it took me so long to message her was because im so fucked up and i knew that i was just gonna hurt her but i tried my best for her and it just wasn’t enough..it sucks because i know that i lost her now. I’m still so crazy for her and my love for her will never change no matter what happens. I just wish she would give me another chance to prove to her that im capable of loving her and making her happy. It hasn’t even been an hour yet and i feel so lost and alone without her. I’ve been sobbing for the last couple of minutes because i miss her so much..anyways i love her with all of my heart and i hope i can get another chance

I haven’t written much since then but im still in love with her and i’m still fighting for my girl :) btw i didn’t spellcheck this so it’s most likely all over the place