How long will you be bed ridden once you've got rid of the tonhongerekoogers?
Dr. Boobs said that I'll be on my feet and operating normally after about the first week, but w a very limited range of motion. depending on how I react to the anesthesia (some feel very sick), I could be fucked up for the first few days / first week, but I could also be strolling around and chilling two days into the healing. don't really know yet!
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embarrassed myself in front of a very cute girl today. she was so pretty and so nice!!! she came to our table to get our orders and immediately started complimenting my nose ring and telling me about how she wants to get her septum pierced too, and liked my shirt and my entire outfit.
and i was being so cool about it for a total of 2.5 seconds until she asked "are you two together?"
and of course my brain didn't realize she was asking if the check was together or separate and i stared at her for the longest time before i answered, "um, no, thats my mom."
she was so nice about it thankfully and laughed and said thats exactly how she would've taken the question. i think she was being VERY kind cause i was so embarrassed and was covering my beet-red face with my hands.
clearly any brain cells i have evaporates in front of pretty nice girls.
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Jade wears the BDG Timmy Twist Front Button Down Shirt in White from Urban Outfitters (no longer sold), Anagram Appliquéd High-Rise Wide-Leg Jeans from Loewe ($1,050) & Aspen Platform Clog in Beige from Louis Vuitton (not available)
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mark and dave are in the same room but thatcher doesnt know this so he just thinks mark is really fast
Dave is just sat on the couch and Thatcher walks into the kitchen where Mark is and is like "how did you move that fast???" and Mark has no fucking clue what he's on about
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i mention all the time how in the early 2010s when i started seeing womens plus size clothes that were even remotely tolerable, it was all this 50s pinup kind of shit. and i can tolerate a small amount of that in my personal style, but i wanted some other options too, and that was hard to find. and i thought to myself "well things are just gonna keep opening up and eventually there will be more and more options" and of course that was wrong, because i think really what just happened is theres one Dominant Fat People Aesthetic and it just keeps changing.
in the mid 2010s the brands with extended sizes were like asos and fashionnova and boohoo, like ig baddie stuff. and same deal with that as with the pinup shit, i like a little of that, i def wore one of the more conservative fashionnova dresses to my cousin's bar mitzvah, but its not a whole wardrobe for me.
now what im seeing in the world of fat people style is like...big bud press/selkie kinda shit. like, "what if grown ups could wear toddler clothes too" big floofy dresses and skirts or baggy basic workwear in crayola colors (to be fair this is what gay people of many sizes are wearing), or maybe "goth but its very specifically goth cartoon characters" and again! that is fine, i have some big bud press pants and they're very comfortable but PLEASE can we have more than one aesthetic in the plus size fashion world at a time!! capitalism your free market wants me to wear overalls so so so bad and its just not for me.
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She's going back to designing this totally not self-indulgent outfit built around a trench-coat and tuning out whatever it is her brother's saying. Not her circus tonight.
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god. someday i'd love to find an article of winter clothing that does even half as much gender-affirming work for me as a simple 100% cotton ribbed A-shirt will, once it gets warm enough for those…
literally i put one on briefly earlier just to evaluate the visibility of an undergarment thru it and immediately was like. oh right i'm handsome and sexy actually!!
and then i had to put on more clothes because it's march.
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