BuzzFeed Quiz: Which joelkémon are you most compatible with?
🚨 OMG @missannwinchester made a BuzzFeed quiz in collaboration with @not-a-unique-snowflake-blog to find out which of my Joels you're most compatible with and it's amazing and beautiful 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 blog FAQ. Text version below the cut.
I got Night Walks, hell yeah 💚. but I'm gonna take it more times bc as usual I had some indecision and it has six Joels, five of whom I want 😅😅 The six results:
Night walks
Raider Joel
Left in Lincoln
Stepdad
Thighs Out
Vampire
Text descriptions of options:
(reading the blocks left to right). If you want to send your answers I can take the quiz for you.
Color: red, white, green, Black, yellow, or blue
Perfect date: movie, a meal at a restaurant by the ocean, opera/theater, cozy night in with fireplace, a jetski, a picnic
Your Perfect weather: sunny no clouds, cloudy, thunderstorm, rainy, sunny with some light clouds, one backlit cloud in a very blue sky
Holiday destination: a camper in the desert, a palm tree in the ocean, a woodsy cottage, Paris (Eiffel tower), a pool at night, a castle
Favorite food: Pizza, casserole, soup, Steak, tacos, poultry
Place to live: rocky coast, very modern house with big windows, a modern house more warmly lit with big windows and a tree, a white house with a dark roof taking up much of the pic, white house with red door and shutters, a rustic looking cabin by a lake and mountains but no woods
Outfit: closeup of a blue bikini or bra, long white floral dress in a field, red floral minidress, jeans and a sweater, bikini with a surfboard, yoga pants and sports bra
What you look for in a partner: loyalty, openness, independence, sensitivity, composure, looks
Lyrics: a. "I think you're sweet like rock candy warm like beaches that leave me sandy why do you leave me with watercolor eyes" b. "You're a careless con and a reckless liar but baby nobody can compare to the way you get down, down, down" c. "I'm smokin while I'm running on my treadmill, but I'm cutting up rkses. Could it be I fell for another loser" d. "It took 13 beaches to find one empty but finally it's mine. with dripping peaches I'm camera ready almost all the time." e. "She wore blue velvet bluer than velvet was the night softer than satin was the light from the stars. F. "But if you send for me you know I'll come and if you call for me you know I'll run to you I'll run to you I'll run run run."
Drink: beer, piña colada, champagne, whiskey, tequila shot, red wine.
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I got Weird Barbie on the buzzfeed quiz.
I mean, this is probably pretty accurate!
Take the quiz here!
@shirebarbie @lady-of-imladris @starlady66
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Which Joelkémon will you spend the holidays with? ❤️
Another fantastic BuzzFeed quiz by @missannwinchester! Ann, you are so good at this, and you know the Joels so well!!!
OUTCOMES: Night walks | Raider | Lincoln | Stepdad | Jojo | Vampire
This quiz includes text for each option in addition to the images.
what are joelkemons? | happy holidays!
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