#by 'you hoes' i mean me

[moeblob]

"Abduct is SUCH A strong word, pal! But yes."

#fe three houses #yuri leclerc #balthus von albrecht #bernadetta von varley #so i kept hearing someone say the hoes are in shambles and i tried to find out its origins after i started to draw this #and then google told me did you mean the vibe is in shambles so im like WHAT i mean MAYBE #so then it told me the economy was in shambles and I am just WHAT ???????????????????? you have got to be kidding me #i really thought the hoes were in shambles was a meme but its memeing on a meme i should have known #in other news hello i dont know most memes im really stupid and i dont watch enough to know the origins

[yendts]

i haven’t even met him yet but i already love him (i’m almost done with house of hades shhh)

#‘hoe the things that you lied about’ but it’s me at the pjo fandom for gaslighting me into thinking will was actually in the series bc what #do you mean i’ve read nine books and he’s only been mentioned twice #IM WAITING TO MEET HIM IM ON MY HANDS AND KNEES BEGGING bc i know im gonna love him so bad #i kinda mostly wanted to draw this too to show the difference in how i imagine him vs percy since everyone says they look the same now #with show percy #will solace #pjo #hoo #percy jackson #percy jackson and the olympians #heroes of olympus #rick riordan #riordan universe #riordanverse

[minimooberry]

six townie makeovers !

#i have to admit i've never homewrecked makoa before and no offense but lilliana... #give me your game card. you must have a heart of gold #when i saw makeovers i mean remakes - lot of these hoes were ugly 😓. #sims 4 #sims #the sims #the sims 4 #ts4 #cas #cas screenshots #townie makeovers #sims 4 townie makeovers #townie makeover #sims townie makeovers #sims townie makeover #makoa kealoha #lilianna kealoha #eliza pancakes #summer holiday #travis scott #liberty lee

[firelise]

Aristotle & Dante Discover the Secrets of the Universe (2023) He was fifteen years old. Who was this guy? He looked a little fragile but he wasn't. He was disciplined and tough and knowledgeable and he didn't pretend to be stupid and ordinary. He was neither of those things. He was funny and focused and fierce. I mean the guy could be fierce. And there wasn't anything mean about him. I didn't understand how you could live in a mean world and not have any of that meanness rub off on you. How could a guy live without some meanness? Dante became one more mystery in a universe full of mysteries.

#when i get the 4k hd version...its over for you hoes #this will do for now #i just needed SOMETHING like #aristotle and dante discover the secrets of the universe #aaddtsotu #aristotle and dante #aristotle and dante movie #mygifs #cgedits #benjamin alire sáenz #aristotle mendoza #dante quintana #i cant even begin to explain how much this book means to me

[craycraybluejay]

yeah yeah you hate me I'm an evil disgusting perverted manwhore we have each other blocked everywhere blah blah but I know you still jerk off to me and I know it makes you hate yourself a bit because you don't have the strength to accept the darker parts of your desire. but you can't help yourself and I take pleasure in the knowledge.

#this pussy makes homosexual men hate themselves !! #this tdick makes you want to kill yourself !! #this wretched and desirous personality has captivated you so !! #pussy change your life like im god~ they always fall in love not my fault~ #im never pickin up when they call~ #<- song lyrics #you want to fuck me so bad it makes you act stupid !! #im genuinely not mad people are generally going to end up hating themselves too much to be chill #but i am having a wild laugh bc this mf who told me i'm a gross freak also told me that he has sex dreams about me regularly #like yeah ok faggot #watch this loser text me in like a year apologizing for being a judgy little bitch begging me to respond LMFAO #thank u next hoe !! #idk its extra liberating to not only decide to be more choosy but also to know they obsessed #how's the vanilla boyfriend taste? can he get you off 7 times in a row? does he make you feel free and hedonistic? #anyway yeah im just being mean here bc its a mood boost i would not say this shit to anyone lmao #trust me bro i am literally the last person to cross the line when i get emotional (usually excited sometimes angry or horny) #ok no im a little prone to excitedly infodumping for 8 hrs but i try not to offend people #making enemies for no reason is a terrible idea

[frostwork]

Girlboss Saintess wants Di Feisheng so bad it genuinely makes her look stupid cause like why?? You have the power girl hes a hot guy yes but why do you want him he has the emotional clarity of being hit with a brick and is not nice to anybody including you even when you are playing all uwu girlie like the guy cares about two things and its martial arts and his martial arts rival yes hes strong but your 5d chess coulda takin his hyper fixated ass out a hundred times already like girl you can do worse better

Behind every fucked up gay villain intensely focused on his “rival” there is a somehow more fucked up girlboss villain even more obsessed with him

#frostpost #watching mysterious lotus casebook #bi fengsheng aggressively trying to solve his rivals terminal condition #by forcing him to drink turbo nyquil and throwing him into a bit of snakes #and getting increasingly angrier when all these things dont work #man you are scaring the hoes #by hoes i mean your creepy healer man #because you are being so intense #which delights me honestly obsessed #not quite little meow meow not quite wife guy but a secret third thing

[anipgarden]

Cheaply Starting Seeds

This is my fourth post in a series I’ll be making on how to increase biodiversity on a budget! I’m not an expert--just an enthusiast--but I hope something you find here helps! 

Having a high-quality seed-starting setup can feel like an ultimate but distant dream. An entire shelf--an entire room, even, filled with grow lights and plant trays in the optimal setup to make tons of plants? Tons of garden tools, each with a diverse and dedicated purpose? That’s just not an option for some of us. But that doesn’t mean we can’t get started at a low cost!

Seed Starting Set-Ups

Speaking from a somewhat biased Floridian perspective, I’ve had great success starting seeds outside! My usual set-up is on a rarely-used outdoor patio table that’s moved to a sunny spot in the yard, but I’ve even grown seeds in solo cups on sidewalks, or directly in the ground, with great results! 

Some seeds grow best when they go through a cold period before germinating, while other seeds aren’t affected much by it and just wait for warm weather. As such, a viable option is to sow your seeds in late fall, let winter roll by, and wait until the seeds sprout on their own come spring! I would try and mark off where you planted said seeds, so you don’t lose track of them and accidentally dig them up.

Alternatively, if you want to get started while it's cold outside, a popular option I've seen is to grow in milk jugs! There's a lot of different ways to do it--everyone has their preference--but if you're already drinking things like milk or juice or sweet tea, and you're going to get jugs at some point in time--why not use them for gardening?

An easy way to clear up a section of lawn to create open gardening space is by using a sheet mulching or lasagna gardening method (though I like to call it the Cardboard Snuff-Out). Place cardboard or newspaper down in fall/winter to mark out where you want to garden. Layer compostable materials like grass clippings and wood chips on top of it, or potting soil/bagged compost. It’ll decompose over Winter into an organically rich bed that’ll have killed the grass and weeds underneath it. You don’t have to break out any tools and sweat over it come spring, and the cardboard itself will slowly decompose as well!

Though it's often recommended to plant things directly into the ground to decrease watering needs and increase nutritional independence, there’s plenty of reasons you may not be able to. Whether you’re renting, living in a place without a yard, or even just can’t or don’t want to break ground in a yard, you can still help biodiversity by growing in pots. Some plants have rather extensive root systems and aren’t well suited for pots, but there are still plenty of options available for plants that’ll boost biodiversity, be beautiful to look at, and grow just fine in pots! A recommendation is to get a larger pot, if you’re able, as it’ll hold onto more water and need watering less often. Not only are potted plants great for providing food for insects, but they can be shelter for other creatures too--there’s been a good few times I’ve moved a pot and found a frog or toad living underneath it.

If you don’t have room for pots on the ground, you could consider using hanging pots or window boxes! These can be great and easily-maintained options to provide food and habitat for insects and birds in an urban living situation like apartments or townhouses, but they can also be a fun way to add even more habitat to an already-robust home garden. You can even make an entire mini habitat in a window box or pot! I can personally say I’ve seen tons of pollinators visit my yearly hanging basket garden that consists of about five to seven plants, and I’ve always loved the idea of having a window box for blooms right out my window. Just make sure that it’s safe--make sure they’re securely fixed, and that whatever they’re hanging from can handle their weight when they’re freshly watered and loaded with plants. 

If you want to start indoors, you don’t necessarily need grow lights or heat mats (though it will make things a bit easier.) I’ve successfully grown milkweed, peppers, tomatoes, zucchinis, and even sprouted lemon seeds in college dorm rooms, and kept tomato and pepper plants in a dorm room on a sunny windowsill. For the most part, you need a nice and sunny window, some kind of container, and a source of heat (in my case, I used anything from a space heater to the warmth of my laptop running nearby. If you don’t have any sunny windows, or enough windowsill space to start plants on, its possible to obtain cheaper grow lights. One year, my mom bought me some gooseneck grow lights that could clip onto things for cheap off of Amazon. (Fair warning, though, they did light up my entire room in purple. I lived alone that year (covid year, my roomies bailed), so it was fine, but it was kind of trippy,)

Another year, when I was in an apartment on my own, I bought a grow light modeled like a normal light bulb from the lightbulb aisle in Lowe’s and put it in my desk lamp. Growing seeds indoors can make them grow fast and leggy, so it’ll help if you can keep a desk fan on them so they focus on growing strong instead of tall and fast.

If you’re fortunate enough to have a friend with a nice set up, you could see if they’re willing to let you borrow some of their space to start your own plants as well! My set-up in college was by no means High Class, but I was still more than willing to start seeds for my friends who asked!

Containers for Seed Starting

So now that we’ve talked starting seeds indoors and out, we need to address what to start them in. It’s important that whatever you’re using has drainage holes, and be large enough to support your plant (starting something like milkweed or a squash in a tiny little pot won’t yield great results). Fortunately, there are options here!

If you’re looking to buy pots, Dollar Tree will sell some small plastic pots for cheap in the spring! They’re kind of thin, and won’t last forever, but they’re great for a few uses and don’t cost a lot of money. Something that’s a bit more pricey but are longer-lasting, in my experience, are the Burpee SuperSeed trays. They come in different sizes, but I’m fond of the 16-cell trays--they have silicone bottoms and are made of a nice solid plastic with a tray to hold water, so they hold up for a long time and are easy to clean and reuse!

Burpee seed tray, my beloved.

What’s better than a cheap pot? Free ones, and there’s plenty of options there! I’ve seen people use toilet paper or paper towel rolls as pots by folding the bottoms in and have it work well for them! I think this method would work best if you had some kind of tray to keep them moist, because mine dried out fast last time I tried this method. I’ve also seen people make pots out of newspaper with a few different methods, and the people who use this method love it--apparently, the roots pass through the paper easier and it decomposes faster when buried, so you can just transplant the whole pot and avoid any kind of transplanting shock. If you don’t have any newspaper on hand, you can likely ask your friends or neighbors! 

I’ve gotten lots of mileage from reusing old containers by poking a few holes in the bottom with knives or scissors--just be careful while you’re doing it! I, personally, am more likely to use an already-used solo cup for it--they’re a nice size, so they hold a good amount of soil and moisture and give the seedling a good amount of root space. I tend to write the plant information on the side of the cup in sharpie marker, or on an index card in pen. I’ve also heard of people making use of egg cartons, fruit containers, yogurt cups, milk cartons, soda bottles--the more you start thinking about what you could easily poke a hole in, the more options start coming around!

This photo may be from 2018, but I'll still regularly reuse cups like this! They're also great for cuttings!

As you start planning to move your seedlings into the ground and preparing planting sites, you’ll likely need a few tools to do it! How do you get these? You may be able to borrow some tools from a neighbor! As long as you make sure to return them in good condition, depending on how friendly your neighbors are, they might be totally fine with you borrowing their tools for awhile. If you don’t want to take that route, there may be a tool library you can borrow from, or a mutual aid group that can loan you tools for awhile. Either way, borrowing tools is cheaper than buying them--though, if you do have to buy tools, cheap hand-tools from Walmart or the dollar store work just fine. They’ll even last a good while if they’re taken care of when not in use! I've even seen places like Ross sell some tools and pots in spring!

Spotted in a Walmart gardening section by the registers, 2023.

Of course, your mileage may vary with these. I genuinely cannot think of the last time my house got a newspaper, and as I've mentioned I don't have to worry about snow. Similarly, maybe you don't use plastic cups when you can help it, or don't have a particular affinity for eggs and yogurt. Maybe there isn't a tool library in your area--I sure don't know if there is in mine--but it could still be worth poking around and asking a neighbor!

That's the end of this post! My next post is gonna be about ways to support your plants for cheap--we're gonna be talking compost, mulch, and trellises. Until then, I hope this advice was helpful! Feel free to reply with any questions, your success stories, or anything you think I may have forgotten to add in!

#biodiversity #solarpunk #gardening #outdoor gardening #growing from seed #budget gardening #cheap gardening #indoor gardening #ani rambles #out of queue #the biodiversity saga #I can make a post later about how I prepare solo cups for being used as pots if yall want #I've found its safest to just use a nice pair of scissors and keep the cup upside-down on the table while I cut into the bottom #and when i say 'take care of the tools when not in use' i mean 'dont be me and leave a cheap shovel from dollar tree out in the rain' #it had a wooden handle and it basically just like. rotted. fell apart in my hand when I picked it up #generally keeping tools in the garage will also help them not rust as fast too #but if you're gonna leave them outside at least put them in shade #the number of times i have lost feeling in my hands because i picked up a hoe that was laying in the sun and fuckin SCALED my palms #its not fun. dont do it. maybe its a Floridian problem but still #if you read all these tags. uh. shovel emoji. idk. sorry dude.

[nashvillethotchicken]

Ldpdl need some friends he ain't fuckin or kin with and bad. Like real bad

#he need a 9-5 so he can make an 73 year old friend named otis #interview with the vampire #smth about having a real old ass work friend just make you normal in the head in a way that therapy dont #je also dont need to work cus hes the disordered peoples princess but i digress #he need a secretary job so he dont start biting walls and talking about metaphors #louis de pointe du lac #iwtv #amc iwtv #ldpdl #like its crazy he really aint got no friends he not like me fr #like he got lestat but that nigga crazy in a bad way #and armand is crazy in a neutral way. a Neurodivergent way #he need to go be a cashier at the walmart a couple miles out that would fix him #i genuinely think if ldpdl worked an office job or night shift at a wendys hed be 87% less like that cus the fumes from regular hoes #would make him immediately less self absorbed #itd be like smelling salts but for rich redbones #like i need him to hear from a chatty but ultimately well meaning office gossip in a break room so bad #like he need to know that people got problems #also i think hed like the human interactions. itd be like cat videos to him #he need to go to night school #he need a trade. he need to go to electrician school. truly anything that aint hanging with them crazy ass people #he need to be like every black woman i know and get so many advanced degrees

[mugentakeda]

is it weird that jokes ab zukos """angst coma""" make me lowkey mad

#cus i mean i personally cant imagine how hellish it would be to be so terrified of defying your abusive demon of a father #that the moment you make a decision that goes against him you freak out so bad that you get insanely sick and literally pass out #idk i know zukos fictional but jokes about the effects of the violent abuse he went through always rub me the wrong way #its like how i get heated when people joke about katara “always talking about her mom” #when first of all she really doesnt second of all even if she did whats funny about it. Hoe. #LIKE I KNOW IT PROBABLY SHOULDNT BE THIS DEEP. i dont care though #being afraid of your father to the point of sickness is a real thing that ive went through myself that shit is Not for the weak

[fantasylandbitch]

I would take you guys to the drive-in because I have a caravan that seats 7 people and floors that I can pull up so we can hide the candy and drinks. (technically 8 but I would be the one driving. 9 seats or maybe 10 if we need to hide two people in the trunk.)

@michiganstray @blackwolfstabs @zombiemeadow @smashlovesscream @alkivm @littlecollie @wandagcre

(Just Bring your phone chargers and I have a long aux cord in the car too)

#fantasylandbitch #drive in #I would take you hoes! #I'm kidding but not kidding about calling you my hoes...I mean that with love #maybe not necessarily the right term to use because me and my siblings use that word and a bunch of others #but feel free to share your own #What FantasyLandBitch makes for her friends

[evilkitten3]

it would have been really funny if if madara was a woman. not for like ship reasons or feminism or whatnot; just bc it would be thematically appropriate for obito's reveal if it turned out he was late coming back from the dead bc he was helping out granny (with world domination)

#naruto #naruto shippuden #uchiha madara #uchiha obito #kakashi: you're... obito? #obito: yeah sorry i'm late lol grandma needed me to resurrect her #madara: *having the time of her life fighting hashirama's corpse* #kakashi: obito have you considered that you may have a problem #obito: incorrect! i haven't had you in years #gai: i have #kakashi: that's. not what he meant by that #obito: OH OBITO I MISSED YOU SO MUCH I DIDN'T JUST REPLACE YOU WITH A NEW RIVAL IMMEDIATELY #kakashi: obito you've MET gai. he's been my rival the whole time #madara: you see obito! hoes ain't loyal #kakashi: WHAT THE FUCK DOES THE WORD ''RIVAL'' MEAN TO YOU PEOPLE

[nopointic]

and another thing! taigen is SUCH a fucking libra on the main like we gotta fight FAIR and i'm gonna help you HEAL so we can be in a FAIR fight and don't even THINK this means ANYTHING because hello MY HAIR and you fucking IDIOT I TOLD YOU TO BE CAREFUL omfg you are such a dumbass and i am being punished for past sins i do not remember from another life i know i am WHY DO YOU HAVE MY SCARF? you STOLE it?! FROM ME?! YOU STOLE MY SCARF?! MY scarf?! and you KEPT IT IN GOOD CONDITION?!

bro...

what the fuck does that even mean? bro? bro fr bro? what the fuck? MY SCARF? i know i wash all my clothes in one pile i know that but MY SCARF?

it's the audacity of it all. stealing is frowned upon like hello i thought we had a TRUCE until we FOUGHT FAIR and you out here being fucking swiper the fox like grow up. do better.

i am struggling with this fucked up haircut and you're out here stealing scarves? loser like habits i am disgusted and oddly disappointed in you bro i am. i am disgusted 🤮

you're pretending to like me and i'm disgusted you would sink so low i thought we were equal in not liking each other and your bitch ass caught feelings and now i am questioning my quest 😩 all because of my HAIR 😔 i just wanted a messy bun and you did me so dirty 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

#taigen x mizu #blue eye samurai #taigen #mizu #libra antics #duh i am a libra #will be in my own lil world just coasting on by and then see a piece of fabric and i'm like HOLD UP #it LOOKS familiar... and i dunno why... #because if you have my stuff that means it meant something to you and bro #you could have just asked and i would have given it to your bitch ass like omfg you're so fucking weird #out here stealing shit that i thought i lost but you have it like you a triflin ass hoe but i forgive you i guess #taigen is asexual in this like me lmaooooo

[hillerskaroyals]

i just realized out of all of the character's phones that we see in young royals only august has an iphone. everyone else has an android.

wille and felice both have what looks like the samsung galaxy z flip which makes sense in terms of their role in society. they are royalty and nobility, respectively, which are the two highest roles in society so them having phones that are on par with each other makes sense. also assuming young royals is set in 2020 (because it was filmed in 2020 and released in 2021) this would be a fairly new phone and reflects their wealth in that they were able to buy the newest model phone. also we don't really get a good look at erik's phone but it looks like a fairly nice android and i assume it's at least on par with wille's.

sara and simon both have nondescript androids. this fits in with them being from a more working class family. iphones often have easily breakable features and planned obsolescence and they would need phones that are both durable and will last several years so an android makes sense.

maddie has an fairly nice looking android (ngl i have no clue what type of phone she has but it has three lenses for the camera so it seems higher end)

then we get to august.

he is the only one shown to have an iphone and beyond that it could potentially be an older phone. we can see his phone clearly on several occasions and what stood out to me the most is that it has a home button. iphones have not had a home button since 2020. neither the iphone 11 or 12 have home buttons and they came out in 2019 and 2020 respectively. even if he had the iphone SE (last phone with a home button) it's interesting that he's still the only character we see without an android. i feel like it could be a hint to his social standing since wille and felice, who are both at the top of the social ladder as well as being associated with royalty/nobility, are shown using the newest androids. whereas august, someone of noble birth, has an iphone. almost hinting to the fact that his position in society both inside and outside of hillerska is not permanent. it could even foreshadow his money issues since his phone is half the price of wille's and he hasn't fixed his camera.

however i look at it august should have had a better phone. as the second cousin to the crown prince i wouldn't even be surprised if he and wille had the same phone. and yet we are forced to see and acknowledge that he is the only one with an iphone. idk if this makes sense but we were clearly and deliberately shown august's phone on several occasions (when he is recording his workout in the gym, when he records wille and simon, when he's watching the video back, when he plugs in his phone to upload the video, etc.) and he is the only one without an android which i highly doubt is a coincidence. (there's also a chance im reading to much into this but im not ready for that conversation)

#young royals #young royals analysis #is this something? #like august being the only one with an iphone HAS to mean something right? right???? #ive been thinking about this for a while and its really bugging me lmao #this post is brought to you by me once again being sleep deprived and tipsy #also he should have been able to get his camera fixed??? #idk if he /directly/ knew about his money problems but smth about him having a potentially old iphone really makes me think its foreshadowi #or something like that idk #wille young royals #simon eriksson #madison mccoy #felice ehrencrona #august horn #august of årnäs #sara eriksson #erik young royals #fun fact this is the post i was attempting to make when i got distracted and tried to make a timeline #unfortunately i couldn't get this hoe out my head so here we are #as always this post got away from me so sorry unfortunately i will learn nothing from this experience #my yr thoughts #young royals brain rot

[yashley]

I'm sure matt wouldn't seemingly intend this whole upgrade for fearne for it not to turn out into rewarding for her risk and treating her character tenderly but man o man..............nervis

#critical role #cr lb #me wanting bh treat eachother with love and protection and these hoes just are like put in a sixth battery cmon!!!!! #it's totally cool I'm just bummed they didn't reach this decision differently but I mean #Allura's like it's GOOD yall aren't heavy hitters as they're all snorting Heavy Hitter powder in the bg #and I'm like no!!! you are all just fragile things soft and small!!!!!!!!!!!!!.mp3

[homeybee]

anyone else getting a little bit of a gay vibe from the doctor and donna in wild blue yonder?

#look i KNOW ten and donna are the original Bros before Hoes or whatever. #u know platonic besties. #but whatever fourteen and donna have going on is different it's different. don't talk to me #i could write an essay but i won't because i'm not convinced i entirely ship it but. #it's yuri to me #the way tennant is channelling jodie whittaker #and the tension between how much they missed each other and how donna literally shared his mind and how. two old friends meeting again #after years and years and trying to find their old casual camraderie again but it means so much more now. they missed it so much. #and theres something deeply and inherently romantic about all of that. about all of it. not romantic in the modern sense but like in the #victorian one. #you know #??? #idk its strange its sweet its got me feeling feelings. #doctor who #dt #wild blue yonder