“i can fix him”
ok welcome to the construction crew
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The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald [Explained]
Transcript Under the Cut
[Cueball is holding a guitar and singing on a pier.]
The ship was the pride
of the American side
It was due to set
sail forCleveland
As the big freighters go,
it was bigger than most
With a crew and good
captain well seasoned
But taking a walk on
the shore by the dock
Was a songwriter named
Gordon Lightfoot
He was humming a tune
but it didn't have words
For it's challenging
trying to write good
Poor Gordon sought glory
but needed a story
His career in folk
music imperiled
He mulled over this as
he watched them do work
On the hull of the
Edmund Fitzgerald
Perhaps it was wrong,
what he did for a song
He should never have
bribed that mechanic
But his maritime crimes
are no worse than the time
Young James Cameron
sank the Titanic
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