Tell me you know nothing about history without telling me you know nothing about history
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academic bias is so funny because you’ll be reading about the same historical event and one person is like “Despite the troubles that befell his homeland and near constant criticism of the court King Blorbo remained strong in the face of adversity” and the other one is like “after letting his people carry the brunt of his cringefail decisions Blorbo the Shitface refused to listen to any reason and continued to be a warmongering piece of shit. Also he was ugly.”
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you heard the man! stop twinking the monsters!
(actually, definitely keep twinking the monsters)
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"I Loved You", Alexander Pushkin (translated by Antony Wood)
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ice hockey nicknames be like:
also, assigned babygirl/angel/wifey by wikipedia:
update: new sidney crosby nicknames dropped over the weekend
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Alexander McQueen for The Face Magazine (1998)
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Givenchy Spring/Summer 1999 Couture
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Love that the vast majority of people listening to the Magnus Protocol right now are coming already from the Magnus Archives and so we’re rocking up like it’s the hunger games or something like-
“alright guys, wallets out, who do we think is gonna be the first to die? I’ve got $20 on Colin”
We really are not beating the “listeners are servants of The Eye” allegations anytime soon. We really will never learn our lesson huh?
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This is how I picture Jonny and Alex when they react to Magnus stuff on twitter
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