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ari-burr · 1 year

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𝗽𝗶𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗳𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁𝘀

Scenario: “How would America, China, and Canada react to a young superpower wanting to fight them?”

America { Alfred F. Jones } - “Hahah!! You must joking kid! You don’t wanna fight me.”

To put it plainly, America won’t take you seriously and will probably shrug off your “small” threats regardless of if your a superpower or not.

But he still knows better than to keep his eyes away from a potential enemy. [Besides world domination] His main concern is to make sure his citizens are happy and untouched; toiling away with their lives without the threat of war.

You mouth off, then congratulations: your America’s new oil target.

Picking a fight with him personally is one thing, but threatening his people? That’s something he’ll make sure you’ll regret. He ain’t much of a fan in beating down the newer countries, though someone has to teach them a lesson.

China { Yao Wang } - “Aiyah! You younger countries are so insistent for power-aru. You should just be focused on maintaining what you have!”

*Sigh* The younger nations are becoming such a pain. He already has to deal with America and Russia’s antics on a daily basis and now, a new one wants to challenge him to a fight.

Unlike America, China won’t be as willing to throw fists with you. Instead, his diplomatic side will show and speak out to you. Putting all those years of sweet talking emperors and empresses to use, to make you see how worthless it is to go out and ask for trouble towards other countries.

However, if your still persistent in wanting a fight out of him he’ll humor you. Just don’t say he didn’t warn you. Either on the battlefield, or one on one, it’ll be next to impossible to outwit him.

The nation has lived too long, seen too much, to not know the in’s and out’s of combat. Besides, it was a bad choice already to tempt China’s temper.

Canada { Matthew Williams } - “I-I’m sorry, why do you want to fight me? Shouldn’t you ask America for this?”

Okay bro. Out of any country in the world—why do you want to physically quarrel with Canada? He’s like, the most peaceful nation you’re ever going to meet. That’s just inconsiderate. The poor man is already dealing with excessive loneliness and then the only time he does get noticed, is when someone wants to fight him?!

Not to say Canada is completely powerless, but still, he’d much rather have a good conversation with words instead of brawls. So please, don’t let your arrogance force this guy to fight you. Canada may not be as strong as his brother, but he fought in World War 2 for a reason. [He kicked a lot of ass during that time period]

Obviously that era of nation against nation is over for him now, so unless it’s purely in a matter of self-defense he’ll be reluctant to partaking in any sort of violence.

~ I actually wrote this scenario a long time ago, but after re-reading everything, I just realized how scary these guys would be if they were real lmao.

#hetalia #hws hetalia #aph hetalia #hetalia america #hetalia china #yao wang #alfred f. jones #fighting #angst #by ari-burr #hetalia x reader #hetalia america x reader #hetalia china x reader #hetalia canada x reader #matthew williams

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stellarwaffles · 10 months

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When uhh. When the monsters go to knight school idk

Razor is @thebluelittlewitch2-thesequel ‘s oc + Sage is @merloksdigitaltoes ‘s oc

Talya is mine + it’s Ari’s younger sibling! It’s the 2nd youngest sibling

#ari has 5 siblings ive just only drawn talya so far #the second drawing wouldve been the spiderman pointing meme but i didnt have enough space on the paper #nexo knights #stellarart ♡#stellar ocs ♡#☆ talya sunfall #others ocs ♢#♢ razor chane #♢ sage burr #< is that sages last name? i dont remember ill check my sources after i post #get your ocs drawn losers /j

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black-lake · 4 months

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astro observations 10

Hey -- I miss doing these astro notes, it’s been- years? where have I been? forced into a rat race. I’ve lately been watching a lot of stand up comedies, timeless comedy movies, rush hour, the hangover, you name it, they don’t make shit like this anymore. I’ve also been dealing with saturn transit my 10th house and conjunct my sun fucking up my life. so I got stuff to share.

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⛄︎ Happy capricorn season! I find it ironic that capricorns are hard workers but people don’t work hard in capricorn season, it’s when everybody slows down, enjoys the holidays, reflects and attempts to make new year’s plans.

Aspects that indicate humor

☃︎ I said it before and I will say it again, strong mercury-jupiter aspects are the most common in comedians charts, every existing comedian seems to have them conjunct, oppose or square. e.g. Jim Carrey, Kate McKinnon, Kevin Hart (mercury conj jupiter). Chris Tucker, Amy Schumer (mercury square jupiter). Rowan Atkinson, Steve Carell (mercury opp Jupiter).

☃︎ Moon in scorpio or capricorn, top notch dark humor. Chris Tucker, Pete Davidson, Louis C.K. (capricorn moon). Ricky Gervais, Ryan Reynolds, Matthew Perry (scorpio moon).

☃︎ Moon in gemini or sagittarius, making you laugh at random things, making the small details in life events remarkable and ironic. Sag got that joyful light hearted spirit no matter how sarcastic they get. Bill Burr, John Mulaney (sag moon). Gemini got that chaotic animated twisted humor, can go on endless tangents but you’ll never get bored. Aubrey Plaza, Jim Carrey, and Rowan Atkinson (gemini moon).

☃︎ North node in gemini or sagittarius being a naturally funny storyteller their whole life. I also notice north node in virgo, leo and capricorn in those that pursue public speaking or stand up.

☃︎ Many comedians or just straight up funny people got MC in gemini, virgo, sagittarius, or leo.

☃︎ Mercury in aries, leo, gemini, sagittarius, scorpio, capricorn the type of people that tell a basic story but the tone of their voice, choice of words, and the underlying emotion mixed with their perspective and delivery makes it hilarious.

☃︎ Mercury in a fire sign, can be loud, the underlying anger and passion in their voice tone is what makes them funny. Chris Tucker, Kevin Hart and Dave Chappelle all got a leo mercury. Joe List got an aries mercury.

☃︎ Mercury in an air sign, they keep you engaged, animated expressions, great at impressions and mimicking when they tell stories. Trevor Noah is a good example and Jim Carrey (aquarius mercury).

☃︎ Mercury in earth and water, the way they so calmly tell an intense life event story with a straight face and calm demeanor, almost seeming high, a lot of irony and nonchalance. Pete Davidson (scorpio mercury), Ricky Gervais (cancer mercury) and Kate McKinnon (capricorn mercury).

☃︎ I have mercury conj jupiter in aries and I’m ruled by mercury (gemini rising). I’m super sarcastic and cutthroat when angry, it makes people upset, shocked, amused, wanting to laugh but also butt heads with me. My mind can find irony in literally anything. I also can change my voice and facial expressions easily when I’m mimicking someone.

☃︎ Those with strong mercury-pluto aspects, the type that could actually give you contractions from laughter. They think intensely, experience life intensely, are cutthroat and skeptical, are super intellectual and deep which is enough to make them ironic in the way they communicate. Their communication style comes across as bold, raw and shocking, saying it how it is, not afraid of joking about taboo or embarrassing stuff. It feels like my life is fucked up my mind is fucked up and I don't give a fuck typa attitude. Matthew Perry, Pete Davidson, Louis C.K, Adam Sandler, Ryan Reynolds, Steve Carell (mercury conj pluto).

☃︎ Heavy pluto and saturn placements can make someone insanely funny especially if they’ve got aspects indicating public speaking. The absolute best at self deprecating humor. They aren’t afraid to share their traumatic experiences, because not only they make people laugh but they give hope to those who can relate. They got where they are by accumulating that much knowledge and wisdom and it came through many wounds usually relating to rejection, abandonment and feeling inadequate. They use humor to heal themselves and others.

☃︎ Pete Davidson, Ryan Reynolds and Ricky Gervais got heavy scorpio and pluto conjunctions, examples of plutonian humor. Dave Chappelle and Chris Tucker got heavy saturn aspects, examples of saturnian humor.

☃︎ Now Chris Tucker got all the basic comedian placements. He’s easily one of the best and most successful comedians to ever exist. The type to open his mouth and everyone starts laughing. It’s the attitude not even the context. He was the popular kid too, friends with Michael Jackson, Michael Jordan, Muhammad Ali, Jackie Chan, Prince and literally every iconic celebrity in the US.

☃︎ Chris has a mercury square Jupiter at 0°, leo mercury 28°, capricorn moon, scorpio jupiter, saturn in gemini, jupiter conj neptune (can expand the imagination in storytelling), north node in aquarius (he was a trailblazer in rush hour and many comedians mimic him).

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☃︎ I noticed so many times that people with saturn in gemini can be socially responsible, meaning that they refuse to cuss in some occasions and refuse to talk shit or go against their morals. Partially due to the lessons they learned on gossip and the consequences of misinformation or twisted narratives. Chris Tucker rejected an offer because he refused to cuss and smoke weed on camera, he also avoids vulgarity and profanity in his stand ups.

☃︎ Those with gemini north node are either so good at communicating clearly, storytelling and entertaining or will learn that in this lifetime. Same goes for gemini risings. One of their missions is to accumulate knowledge from everywhere they go without the need for distant travel and sharing it with others rather than keeping it confined for abstract contemplations (sag south node). They develop a communication style that is so personal to them that allows them to be a messenger, a bridge between people and a powerful speaker.

☃︎ I have a leo north node and the more I grow older the more I realize I'm never meant to act so old. This inner child in me screams to come out after every tough cycle esp when I'm mentally trapped in societal conformity. Those with a leo nn exude childlike innocence and purity, at their best spreading love and joy wherever they go. Though to get there they go through challenging experiences alone to build so much strength and confidence so they can pursue what they love and share love so freely since they are so used to being cold and detached (aqua south node).

☃︎ Those with a cancer north node are naturally so good at business matters like building a company or climbing the success ladder (capricorn south node). They learn quickly that material success alone does not bring them fulfillment. Every time they reach somewhere that feeling of achievement is fleeting and they just want to share those moments with others. They have this urge to connect emotionally to their loved ones and create memories. They might desire having a family of their own, a secure home, and a sense of safety and stability.

I somehow always unintentionally post in december and my posts be considered old next month, so I quit my toxic draining job last week, kinda feels like a life crisis, but I’m feeling so safe and cozy in my bed having my hot mocha eating all the christmas sweets and watching funny shit. so share your fav stand ups, funny movies or documentaries, anything you watch during the holidays. stay warm and cozy 🧣🎅🏼

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crishayle · 7 months

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Placements indicating a good sense of humor

Here I have collected my personal notes, as well as the placements of the natal chart of famous comedians.

-The Sun in Virgo(Louis C.K.,Dave Chappelle,Daniel Sloss)

-The Sun in Leo/Aries(Charles Chaplin,Stuart Lee,Bo Burnham)

-The Moon in Gemini/Sagittarius/Leo(George Carlin,Kevin Hart,Bill Burr,Jimmy Carr,James Acaster,Daniel Sloss)

-Mercury-Uranus aspect(George Carlin,Kevin Hart,Charles Chaplin,Bill Barr,Louis C.K.,Dara Ó’Briain,Stuart Lee,Dave Chappelle,Aziz Ansari,Taylor Tomplinson,Daniel Sloss)

-Jupiter in Leo(Louis C.K.,Stuart Lee,Bo Burnham,Daniel Sloss)

-Sun conjunct Mercury,but orb is more than 2°,more often 5°-9°(George Carlin,Charles Chaplin,Dara Ó’Briain,Tim Minchin,Eddie Izzard,Dave Chappelle,Ricky Gervais,Taylor Tomplinson,Daniel Sloss)

-Mars in Gemini/Sagittarius/Aries/Leo(Kevin Hart,Bill Burr,Louis C.K.,Dara Ó’Briain,Tim Minchin,Ricky Gervais,Hannah Gadsby,Daniel Sloss)

-Mercury in Leo/Sagittarius/Aries(Kevin Hart,Charles Chaplin,Dave Chappelle,Hannah Gadsby,James Acaster)

-Mercury-Pluto aspect(Dylan Moran,Dara Ó’Briain,Stewart Lee,Ricky Gervais,Daniel Sloss)

-Mercury/Jupiter-ascendant aspect/Jupiter in 1st house(George Carlin,Charles Chaplin,Chris Rock,Bo Burnham,Dave Chappelle)

#astrology #astrology community #astrology signs #horoscope #zodiac #natal chart #tumblr fyp #astro community #astro observations #astrology blog #astrology notes #astro notes #birth chart #astrologer

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khadanami · 8 months

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Zodiac Signs as Puppet Combo Villains

Aries- The Nun

Taurus- The Mutilator

Gemini- Billy

Cancer- Santa

Leo- Dr. Edward Sullivan

Virgo- Womb Ripper

Libra- Larry's tree

Scorpio- Night Ripper

Sagittarius- Easter Ripper

Capricorn- Night Shift Abductor

Aquarius- Neokalaus Burr

Pisces- Driller Killer

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gcdeater · 11 months

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𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒊𝒔 𝒅𝒆𝒔𝒊𝒓𝒆 𝒇𝒖𝒍𝒇𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒅? 𝒂) 𝒔𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒔𝒇𝒂𝒄𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏 𝒃) 𝒓𝒐𝒕

bill skarsgard . cis man . he/him ➶ I RECOGNISE THAT FACE ! that’s PRIAM PLINTH , the THIRTY-ONE year old EXECUTIVE PRODUCER from THE CAPITOL . they’ve been in the capitol HIS ENTIRE LIFE , long enough to gain a reputation for being so AMBITIOUS & IRRESOLUTE . they’re so lucky getting to live in the tribute center for the duration of the games! ( character ISN’T part of the uprising )

STATS

name: priam plinth birthday: october 4th zodiac: libra sun, aries moon, capricorn rising gender: cis-man pronouns: he/him orientation: bisexual biromantic occupation: executive producer district: capitol family: livinia crane (wife), erasmus plinth (father), zenaida plinth (mother), chiron plinth (older brother) faceclaim: bill skarsgard

PERSONALITY

positive traits: ambitious, perceptive, patient, devoted, negative traits: self-serving, insecure, indecisive, fickle, calculating, irresolute moral alignment: lawful neutral mbti: istj-t— the logistician enneagram: type 4— the achiever temperament: melancholic deadly sin: greed heavenly virtue: patience parallels: ken (barbie), macbeth (macbeth), aaron burr (hamilton), emilio barzini, sr. (the godfather)

BACKGROUND

when the second plinth child enters the world, he’s given the name priam. it’s a peculiar name and he’s never quite sure what to make of being named after a fallen king. he’s long decided it’s less of a namesake and more of a condemnation. he’s anointed with the name of the last king of troy— a vaguely threatening gesture on his parents' part.

vaguely threatening is the perfect phrasing to encapsulate the relationship he has with his parents. his older brother is everything they ever dreamed of. he fulfilled all the duties of an heir, there’s little else for priam to dedicate his efforts to outside of making the most of his second son eligibility. there existed some bargaining power in being second, and it’s how he winds up in a marriage with a crane woman, long before they’re ever given the opportunity to understand the weight of what was being done. it's a knowing that could only accompany age, something the young twenty-somethings were lacking.

he excels in school, and his accolades are airtight on paper, but within priam is something fundamentally lacking. he’s missing that aptitude for politics that seemed innate to the rest of his family. instead, he does his best to remain as interconnected as possible. he’s an arsenal of information that his family saw no real threat in him having. he’ll become something similar to the cranes. and perhaps one day, what he knows will finally amount to something— to some course of action long overdue.

and besides, gall is not something to be taught. it’s not something learned— it’s either there or it’s not. priam’s long abandoned those futile attempts to mold himself into someone he isn’t. someone gutsy and calculating. someone capable of converting untapped potential into tangible results.

this, of course, is where livinia comes in. he’s handed everything and she’s handed him in tandem. who more brilliant than the daughter of an emperor long denied the rights of an empire she earned through merit ten times over? with priam as a vessel, they could move mountains. he’s content with seeing through livinia’s ambitions if unable to rise to the occasion of his own.if only this was enough to quiet the bitterness accumulating in his core. there’s something distantly resentful in the acceptance of his circumstances. accepting his circumstances equates to admittance. it means acknowledging despite possessing every tool at his disposal, despite the fates carving out his path long before he’s born, priam is not nearly half the person he should be. not when doubt finds a way of obscuring each and every one of his endeavors.

even in what he believes was a short-term love, perhaps infatuation (does it really matter in the end?) did doubt dampen all else. priam already offered himself on a proverbial platter. why further ensnare himself to the crane woman by an emotion as binding as love? (the fact of such is not nearly enough to quiet the fluttering of his heart. he knows, despite it all, they’d never be enough for each other. never meant for each other in the most conventional sense.)

they just needed to appear as a unified front to the right people— behind closed doors, the power imbalances are starker than ever. livinia’s brilliant— he’s… well, he’s a plinth. and perhaps his job should count for something. he only needs to breathe life into such designations, to give them meaning beyond the realm of the symbolic alone.

FUN FACTS

A proud malewife in a secret failmarriage (it being a failure is the secret… or so Priam believes.) Hopes to one day be the father of some failchildren. Was once a proud groomzilla.

Has a deep Cain complex as a result of perpetually being in his brother’s shower.

Is quite consumed by his appearance. He gets haircuts and manicures biweekly.

Currently the owner of a Sphinx cat that he took custody of recently. He was never certain of her name prior to adopting to her and became unofficially known as Princess.

Follows the same routine daily. Begins the day with a jog and ends it with a light stretch.

PLOT HOOKS

people who grew up in the same capitolite circles (friends, frenemies, enemies) / that one person priam hooked up with (and was pathetic about it) after his marriage was opened / people who think he’s stupid and hate him / you think he’ll be useful because of his job / maybe one actual true friend / priam fucked you over and now you want vengeance

#intro / priam #last one yup

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ariesphysics · 2 years

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0° Pisces Risings

Again, source is my beloved Astrodatabank. Comments are appreciated!

Posting this before school starts, lmao. If you want to see other posts like this, click here.

MALOUF ABRAHAM JR., retired physician and active art collector

Jupiter in 1st house

Sun in 1st house (Aries)

Ascendant conjunct Venus, 2° degrees

TOM AMMIANO, former California state representative

Ascendant square Neptune, 3° degrees

Lilith square Ascendant, 0° degree

TADANOBU ASANO, Japanese actor

Ascendant sextile Moon, 1° degree

Ascendant trine Saturn, 3° degrees

Ascendant sextile North Node, 1° degree

JOSEPH BOTTOMS, American actor

Ascendant sextile Sun, 2° degrees

Ascendant sextile Mars, 3° degrees

CARL WAYNE BUNTION, American convicted with capital murder

Venus in 1st house

Sun in 1st house (Aries)

Ascendant trine Mars, exact

NELSON BURBRINK, baseball player

Uranus in 1st house

Ascendant sextile Moon, 1° degree

Ascendant trine Mars, exact

Ascendant conjunct Liltih, 2° degrees

ALDO BUSI, Italian postmodernist writer and translator

Sun in 1st house

Venus in 1st house (Aries)

Ascendant semisquare Venus, exact

FABRICIO CARPINEJAR, Brazilian writer

Ascendant trine Sun, exact

Ascendant square Neptune, 3° degrees

Ascendant square Lilith, 3° degrees

TOMMY CASANOVA, retired NFL football player\

Jupiter in 1st house

North Node in 1st house

Ascendant semisextile North Node, 1° degree

BRUNO COPPENS, Belgian actor

Venus in 1st house (Aries)

Ascendant trine Mercury, 3° degrees

Ascendant sextile Jupiter, exact

Ascendant opposite Pluto, 3° degrees

Ascendant conjunct Chiron, 1° degree

Ascendant trine Lilith, 2° degrees

DIEUDONNÉ COSTES, French aviator/pilot

Jupiter in 1st house (Aries)

Ascendant square Mercury, 1° degree

Ascendant conjunct Mars, 3° degrees (Aquarius)

Ascendant opposite Liltih, 2° degrees

JOHN BURR FAIRCHILD, American publisher and editor in chief

Jupiter in 1st house

Sun in 1st house

Mercury in 1st house, retrograde

Uranus in 1st house

Venus in 1st house (Aries)

Ascendant semisextile Uranus, 2° degrees

Ascendant trine North Node, 3° degrees

Ascendant sextile Chiron, 2° degrees

Ascendant quincunx Lilith, 1° degree

GUY GEORGES, French serial killer and rapist, nicknamed “The Beast of Bastille”

Ascendant conjunct Jupiter (retrograde), 3° degrees

Ascendant quincunx Mars, 1° degree

MASSIMO GHINI, Italian actor

Ascendant trine Sun, 2° degrees

Ascendant square Venus, 1° degree

Ascendant semisextile Mars, exact

ALLISON JANNEY, American actress

Ascendant quincunx North Node, 1° degree

LOUISE JAUME, French homicide victim

Jupiter in 1st house, retrograde

Saturn in 1st house (Aries)

Ascendant opposite Mercury, 2° degrees

Ascendant sextile Mars, 3° degrees

Ascendant opposite Uranus, 2° degrees

Ascendant square Pluto, 3° degrees

DAVID KADOUCH, French pianist and chamber musician

Ascendant square Mercury, 1° degree

Ascendant square Saturn, 2° degrees

Ascendant sextile Neptune, 2° degrees

ANNA KANAKIS, Italian actress and model

Ascendant opposite Uranus, 1° degree

Ascendant semisextile Mars, 1° degree

MAGGIE KIRKPATRICK, American actress

Ascendant quincunx Pluto, 2° degrees

DANIEL KUNTH, French astrophysician

Ascendant opposite Venus, 3° degrees

Ascendant quincunx Saturn, 3° degrees

LESZLI KÁLLI, Colombian autobiographer about her kidnapping by Colombian leftist guerillas

Ascendant square Uranus, 3° degrees

Ascendant trine Lilith, 2° degrees

ANDRÉ LHOTE, French Cubist painter

Moon in 1st house (Aries)

Ascendant quincunx Mercury, exact

Ascendant opposite Jupiter, 3° degrees

Ascendant trine Saturn, 1° degree

Ascendant quincunx Uranus, 1° degree

Ascendant square Pluto, 2° degrees

Ascendant quincunx North Node, 1° degree

EVA MAGNI, Italian stage and film actress

Saturn in 1st house (Aries)

Ascendant quincunx Moon, 1° degree

Ascendant trine North Node, 3° degrees

FERDINAND RITTER VON MANNLICHER, German engineer inventing the en-bloc clip charger-loading magazine system

Saturn in 1st house

Uranus in 1st house (Aries)

Pluto in 1st house (Aries)

Ascendant square moon, exact

Ascendant sextile Venus, 3° degrees

Ascendant conjunct Neptune, 1° degree

CARL MCNULTY, American basketball player

Uranus in 1st house (Aries)

Ascendant semisextile Mercury, 2° degrees

Ascendant conjunct Venus, 3° degrees

Ascendant opposite Neptune, 2° degrees

Ascendant semisextile Lilith, 1° degree

ALICIA MOFFET, Canadian singer who won “The Next Star”

Jupiter in 1st house, retrograde

Ascendant quincunx Sun, exact

Ascendant semisextile Jupiter, 3° degrees

Ascendant sextile Saturn, 3° degrees

Ascendant semisextile Neptune, exact

Ascendant opposite North Node, 2° degrees

PIERGIORGIO ODIFREDDI, Italian mathematician

Jupiter in 1st house

North Node in 1st house

SALVADOR REYES FIGUEROA, Chilean writer who won the 1967 Chilean National Prize for Literature

Ascendant opposite Mercury, 2° degrees

Ascendant trine Jupiter, 3° degrees

Ascendant square Uranus, 3° degrees

ALEXANDER RÜSTOW, German sociologist and economist who coined the term “neoliberalism”

Mars in 1st house (Aries)

Venus in 1st house (Aries)

Sun in 1st house (Aries)

Ascendant square Pluto, exact

GERTRUDE STEIN, American novelist

Mars in 1st house

Ascendant quincunx Jupiter, 1° degree

Ascendant quincunx Lilith, exact

ELISA TOVATI, French television personality

Venus in 1st house

Mercury in 1st house

Sun in 1st house (Aries)

Ascendant trine Mars, 2° degrees

Ascendant sextile Jupiter, 1° degree

KELLY BASBASQUE / LINDSAY WOODS, Brazilian internet personality

Saturn in 1st house

Mars in 1st house

Sun in 1st house

Ascendant conjunct Mercury, 2° degrees (Aquarius)

Ascendant square Pluto, 3° degrees

ALEXANDRE YERSIN, Swiss-French physician and bacteriologist, co-discoverer of the bacillus responsible for the bubonic plague, named after him, “yersinia pestis”

Uranus in 1st house (Aries)

Ascendant trine Jupiter, 2° degrees

Ascendant square North Node, exact

#pisces rising appearance #pisces rising #pisces asc #pisces ascendant #astrology #pisces #jupiter in 1st house #jupiter in 1st house appearance

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spiderverseandstuff · 17 days

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Welcome to my blog!

Hi! I’m Tay and I love all things spiderverse and Trolls, as well as some other fandoms listed in my bio that I also write for if requested.

Characters I will write for:

Spiderverse:

Hobie Brown

Miguel O’Hara

Gwen Stacy

Miles Morales

Pavitr Prabhakar

Peter B. Parker

Spider-Byte/Margo

My OC (Ari)

Trolls:

Branch

Poppy

Viva

Clay

Spruce/Bruve

John Dory

Floyd

Creek

King Trollex

Velvet

Veneer

Kid Ritz

Orchid

Cobra Kai

Johnny Lawrence

Daniel Larusso

John Kreese

Terry Silver

Tori Nichols

Robby Keene

Miguel Diaz

Moon

Yasmine

Demetri

Eli/Hawk

Samantha Larusso

Anthony Larusso

Hamilton:

Alexander Hamilton

Aaron Burr

Thomas Jefferson

James Madison

George Washington

Philip Hamilton

Eliza Hamilton

Peggy Schuyler

Angelica Schuyler

Beetlejuice (Movie/Musical):

Lydia Deetz

Delia

Beetlejuice

Barbara Maitland

Adam Maitland

Requests are: Open

What I will write:

Fluff/tooth rotting fluff

Of age Smut

Pregnancy

Fake dating

Friends to lovers

Enemies to lovers

Angst

What I will not write:

Incest of all kinds

Under-age smut

Water sports

Slow burn

Thank you for reading and please feel free to ask questions and submits requests!

#across the spiderverse #trolls #hamilton musical #beetlejuice #requests #fanfic

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soldier-requests · 3 months

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Hello! I'm looking for some masculine name ideas for a Sniper-kin ; if you want to experiment with making it earth/forest/canine themed that'd be really swag

hello!! wasn’t too sure about how masc some of these names feel, but i hope you find something you like regardless!

there's not as much as i normally end up doing, but it's still quite the list so i put them under the cut 👍.

acacia

acacius

ace

ackley

acorn

affie

alaska

alfie

alpine

arbor

arc

archer

archie

arctic

aries

arthur

artus

ash

asher

ashford

ashton

aster

atlas

august

augustin(e)

augustus

avens

avery

bandit

baron

basil

bass

basset

bay

bear

beaumont

beck

beetle

ben

bengal

benji

benny

bentley

benton

berry

birch

birk

blackjack

blaze

blue

blume

bo, boe

bolt

bone

boomer

borage

border

boxer

bracker

bracket

bramble

briar

brick

brin

brock

bryce

bryn

buck

bud

bull

burr

bush

busher

bushie, bushy

butch

buzz

caelum, caylum

callum

cane, kane

canid

canine

canyon

cas

casey

caspian

cedar

cerberus

charcoal

charlie

cheddar

chen

chez

chow

cider

ciel

cinder

citrine

citron

citrus

clay

clement

cliff

cloud

coal

coast

cobalt

cobolt

cocoa

collie

colt

columbine

columbo

columbus

conan

cooper

copper

cove

coy

coyote

crane

crimson

crispin

crow

curry

cyan

cypress

dagwood

dak

dakota, dakoda

dale

dane

dante

darrah

darren

darrow

david

dawson

deacon

dean

declan

den

denis, denys

deniz

denver

derry

dhole

digger

dill

dingo

dipper

douglas

drake

duff(y)

duke

dulce

dune

dusk

dust

dustin

dusty

dutch

dutchen

east

eden

elvis

elwood

emerald

emerson

emery

everest

everett

evergreen

falcon

fallon

fang

farley

fennec

fennel

fergus

fews

fin, finn

finch

finley, finnley

fir

firth

fish

fisher

flax

flint

florence

florent

flynn

ford

forest

forester

frank

frankie

franklin

fraser, frazier, frasier, frazer

frost

gale(n)

gardner

gene

genesis

ginger

goldie

grain

grey, gray

grove(s)

hades

harvest

hawk(e)

hazel

heath

hercules

hive

holland

hound

hugo

hum

hummer

hunt

hunter

huntie, hunty

jack

jackal

jackie, jacky

jason

jasper

jay

jett

joey

jove

july

june

juniper

juno

jupiter

kai

kale

kestrel

kip

kippy, kippie

koa

koi

lake

lark

leo

loch

locust

lodge

lotis

lotus

lucky

lumen

lupin(e)

lupis

mace

magnus

mane(d)

mango

march

marley

marlow

marsh

marshal(l)

matchbox

maverick

max

meek

meer

merlin

mickey

mint(y)

mob(y)

moose

morgan

morris

moses

moss

mossy, mossie

nash

nasher

nicholas

noble

norman

north

nox

oak

oakie

odie

odin

oleander

olive(r)

olivier

ollie

oto

otter

otto

ottoman

packet(t)

pear

percival

percy

perry

perseus

picard

pickle

pine

pongo

prairie

prince

red, redd

reed, reid

ren

rhodes

rhody

ridge

rock(e)

rocky, rockie

roman

ronat

rook

root

rory

rover

rudy

rune

russel

salmon

samsun, samson

scruff

scruffy, scruffie

silver

silvester

skylark

smokey

sol

solei(l)

solomon

sorrel

south

spade

sparrow

spot

spruce

stag

sterling

stone

sun

sunray

talon

tawny

terran

terro

terry, terrie

theo

thistle

thor

thyme

titan

toms

trip

tunnel

turtle

velvet

vulp

vulpes

wade

wane

warbler

wax

waxer

weaver

wells

west

whistler

winston

wolf(e)

wood

woodrow

woodson

woody, woodie

york

zeus

#request accepted | ''Allons-y; Allonzo!''#anonymous request #name suggestions | ''How would you feel about Who?''#tf2kin #tf2 kin

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writer59january13 · 4 months

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Unrequited car rearing paramours of yesteryear

Ford score and...Chevy five years ago,

my Model A strapping handsome big bro,

(who sped like one speeding Triumph font lee, crow), wing, & swooping Thunderbird, with bold face observers whistling Geronimo (Holy Jeep), this meant war whooping Comanche

decked out as armadillo kicking up red feathery

colored dust devils rivaling the fastest Alfa Romeo (while choking, gagging, loo sing russett sputum flecked with true grit mouthful size of Colorado) easily mistaken for masked Zorro speeding across rugged

terrain of Durango,

ah recall and reminisce, and if cup ear just so can still hear (albeit faintly), a toy Yoda Echo

wing nsync with Lake Woebegone prairie home companion, the little known no nonsense visiting drag queen racer Noah N. Gin poe

cur face (born that way) originally from Malibu, a beautiful Corvair with Corsair, now resembling groveling growling Gremlin, in slow-mo

what with his Smashface ugly enough to scare Apollo

the ghost of David Buick, a poor entrepreneur, who never did make good profit re: Coupe, and could not Dodge nor shoo

away, the Stealth fearsome curse of Aries nibble Viper moo

ving fast as greased lightning, (whereby an Eagle Talon flashed like Spitfire akin too Austin-Healey Sprite) full Caprice out of the (sir really yon) blue

celestial vault outer limits, hue mans avoided only

brave Caravan Voyager Goo Goo

Doll dared (only fools rushed in, ignoring, and dodging Fiat, where angels feared to tread), a Motley Crue

shielded with Fisker Karma (credit), no matter last payments way overdue

sought out (with Escort in tow) - actually two

yup, that ever elusive Holy Grail, thus needed to Focus with much ado about nothing, while

brows scrunched – mad as Jew pitter by Zeus snorting like angry red Taurus bulls - do

tee fully kicking up Tempo

like nobody's business ready to serve their Mazda at heart,

a Legacy Sub (burr rue) tricked up as a gnu that's all Volks-wagon bidding adieu before I Escalade from ridiculous to the sublime.

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livingcontradictions · 4 months

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Did I miss the mass 2015 human update?

I feel like I have the cranium the size of a walnut with the smoothness of the clearest of marbles. Been living in Windows 4 as everyone else has been slowly updating all the way to Windows 11. I’ve now just got it all in a single month after sperging out and raging in a notebook, and somehow gave myself therapy.

When I think about all the 4th wall and put it into perspective. I realized something. That’s all it really is in real life.

Perspective. (and maybe some control)

I came to realize this isn’t about a single story. The 4th wall is us, in a sense, waking up looking back at who is controlling us, being self-aware of our own actions and how people view us, as if looking through a TV screen to catch you; Bosses, cameras? Where we don't want to fall out of line, or be caught, otherwise it's Wanda Vision all over again. We have rules and laws for a reason.

Ads and stories that are too conveniently popping up on matters we're dealing with, surfing through the web until we're convinced of something, God directing us for divine intervention cause everyone's fighting? Heck if one can take the necessary requirements, they could be the next big thing, the next Big Shot...

How they want to control our actions as we do content creators and how streamers use it for personal gain too, but also to make us happy, sad, mad, informed. But if you're not funny, enjoyable, or if there's something dastardly hidden, you'll be locked away and go crazy as the world keeps spinning. I ain't asking what the Dog doing, chill out and throw some ice, could care less, he brought something amazing out that got me back into the spirit of thinking and creating.

Gaster isn’t just some random entity, he’s a person, a concept, an epiphany that requires those “fun, key values” of those who remember themselves, and or him/her/them, whatever Gaster is…

Someone who, when we see what they were capable of, from building a soul-extracting machine and something to power the entire civilization of people, the core, we ask who Gaster is, what Gaster is, when was Gaster, where was Gaster….. But we never ask, How is Gaster… at least before the fall.

We don't really know who Gaster is so we come up with our own narrative, from him being just sad goop droop in comic form, or even better, where he was a faceless monster creating more. All we know is that he was the previous Royal Scientist, but the dude did more than just advanced science. He had to know how to build things like an engineer, nothing just pops into existence, if I recall correctly it does say he built the core.

When we do find something that only we want to see, we scream “Eureka! I found it!”, like Isaac Newton… or Gaster when we touch him. But he doesn’t stay… he vanishes… he runs…

It says Gaster fell, but did he really?

Is it possible that he willingly let himself be ripped apart in time?

There’s a word for this in Japan, Hikikomori, someone who severely socially withdraws, who hides away and gives up.

(God fucking damn I became the thing I swore to destroy, a goddamn literature teacher, I don’t know why the curtains are blue, they’re depressed??)

...Depression can be like running on autopilot, just going day by day without thinking, just existing without any substance.

(…Thank you, to all the Youtubers, Comedians, Memers, People who i’m about to name drop, who’ve helped me get through funky times and learn to value myself and what is legitimately wrong from right. To all the friends I made along the way.)

We realized what Gaster could have been, maybe he was logical, funny, and ironic like Sans, or was someone we looked up to, for me it was people like Dave Chappelle, Bill Burr, Aries Spears, “Fluffy” aka Gabriel Iglesias, FredoOnTV, and especially Classicmand.

To the dorky and endearing, salty, unyieldingly positive and infectiously bright Papyrus, Jordan the Stallion (The CEO of Fast Food secrets), CalebCity, Dashie, Markiplier, and JackScepticEye.

Who’s intentions were for good like Asgore, The Pope, MatPat from GameTheory, MeatCanyon, Avocado Animations, Neytrix, TheDadvocate, DougDoug’s hilariously random, nonsensical videos , and so, so, SO, many more who created amazing, horrifying, and inspirational art that helped me to try and understand people more.

But maybe… he could’ve been the exact opposite. Only a few monsters; people, actually knew him after all and they don't stay for long and disappear. We're not even sure what his true appearance is but we choose the aesthetically pleasing one.

“Beware the man, that speaks in hands. It's rude to talk about someone who's listening” and more.

We'll never know what kind of person they're until we truly get to sit down and talk with them. Because Gaster can be any of us for someone else.

Me and my word vomit.

#undertale #video games #heavy topics

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ari-burr · 9 months

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I would like to request general headcanons of 2p England, I really enjoyed the recent 2p America one.

~ you got it! hope you enjoy ♡

characters: oliver, allen, matthieu, arthur

summary: 2p england is best england.

Oliver Kirkland 🧁 Gen. Headcanons

Oliver is considered to be the nicer of the 2ps—he's cooperative and leans more towards peaceful resolutions whilst retaining a cheerful disposition! The reasons behind his sweet smiles come from a deeply-rooted principle of ‘the golden rule'.

He chooses to abide by this principle, not because of fear of others, but because, out of most of the 2ps, Oliver is more excitable to violence. If he wanted to, he could hurt everyone around him in the worst of ways.

In his Empire days, he was known to be one of the more violent nations; however, during modern times, Oliver likes to stray away from what he once was. Even if he's significantly tamer than he was in the past, he still holds a slight temper but doesn’t show it off as much as his counterpart.

Oliver’s relationship with his 1p is a bit strained due to conflicting personalities and interests. While he tries his best to reach a compromise with his counterpart, it usually just ends with Arthur being grumpier than before.

Oliver’s hobbies include reading, knitting, brewing tea, and baking. The latter grew fond of these muses because all of them are soothing by nature. He's the type to stress over things easily, so doing things like baking helps manage his emotions whilst reducing the chances of going into another psychotic episode.

If and when he goes into a psychotic episode, Allen [and sometimes Matthieu] would be tasked to deal with him. During these episodes, Oliver’s violent tendencies would resurface. Having been raised by the Brit, Allen knew how to properly deal with him without hurting him or himself.

There was one time Oliver’s psychotic episodes were becoming too frequent which forced him to become isolated longer than he’d fancied. He's a social person by nature, and being separated from others was mental torture even if he knew it was the only thing that kept people safe from him.

But even with his struggles, he owns a small bake shop and surprisingly manages the business quite well. But the process of owning a small [yet successful] business along with handling the duties of being a personification is easier said than done.

It took a lot of convincing and compensation for his boss to finally give in but Oliver was happy nonetheless. He reasoned that by opening a bakery, he’d be able to blend in more with the crowd, indulge more time in his hobbies, and ultimately calm his nerves to prevent any lingering stress.

The way Oliver interacts with his citizens strongly contrasts with how he speaks to fellow countries. When talking to other nations, Oliver tends to be more formal while keeping up his zestful attitude. But if he were to engage in small talk with his customers, he’ll add a little bit more honey to his words.

It’s known by literally everyone that Oliver has a soft spot for kids. To him, kids are a pleasant reminder of a time when he took care of Allen and Matthieu when they were small. Even now, Oliver still views them as such but doesn’t voice it as he knows it’ll most likely offend them.

He believes that children are a bit smarter than adults in many ways. The reason is: they're the only ones who can sense that he [and other personifications] aren’t exactly human.

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spicykaraage · 6 months

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Tenipuri Complete Character Profile - Jin Akutsu

[PROFILE]

Birthday: April 2nd (Aries)

Blood Type: B

Relatives: Mother (Yuuki Akutsu)

Mother’s Occupation: Waitress (coffee shop)

Elementary School: Shinyanagi Elementary School

Middle School: Yamabuki Junior High School

Grade & Class: Third Year | Class 3-3 | Seat 2

Club: Tennis Club - Regular (resigned)

Committee: None

Strong Subjects: PE

Weak Subjects: None

Frequently Visited Spot at School: The restrooms in the old school building that are rarely used

World Cup Team: U-17 World Cup Japanese Representatives

Favorite Motto: “How freakin’ stupid!” ➜ “Never give up.” [23.5]

Daily Routines: Watching F1 racing programs even if it’s late at night

Hobbies: “I don’t have those.” (it’s actually motocross) ➜ Motocross, watching F1 races [23.5]

Favorite Color: Silver

Favorite Music: Hard Rock

Favorite Movie: Yakuza films

Favorite Book: Motorcycle magazines

Favorite Food: Mont Blanc (with chestnuts), mango tarts [23.5]

Favorite Anniversary: “What’s happened in the past means nothin’ to me.”

Preferred Type: A woman who looks good with bright red lipstick ➜ A person who looks good wearing blood red [23.5]

Ideal Date Spot: Wherever he feels like going at the time ➜ A place where you can feel a breeze [23.5]

His Gift for a Special Person: “I’ll buy you some clothes, so you better be lookin’ nice.”

Where He Wants to Travel: A place with strong guys

Thing He Wants Most Right Now: A new motorcycle(?) ➜ Comfortable shoes [23.5]

Dislikes: “There’s nothin’ that could get under my skin.” ➜ “I already told you there’s nothin’.” [23.5]

Skills Outside of Tennis: Good memory

Spends Allowance On: Something that’s not permitted for minors(?)

Routine During the World Cup: Reads the messages his mother sends him (and gives long replies to her afterward)

[DATA]

Height: 183cm (including his hair) ➜ 183cm (not including his hair) [23.5]

Weight: 71kg ➜ 69kg [23.5]

Shoe Size: 29cm

Dominant Arm: Right

Vision: 1.5 Left & Right

Play Style: Freestyle

Signature Moves: Aggression, Destruction [23.5], Eighth Consciousness [23.5]

Time He Wakes Up: 8:00am

Time He Goes to Sleep: 2:00am

Number of Times He Was Scouted After Leaving the Tennis Club: 21

Favorite Brands:

Racquet: HEAD i.S18 chipsystem

Shoes: DUNLOP PRS-479

Overall Rating: Speed 4 / Power 5 / Stamina 4 / Mental 3 / Technique 4 / Total 20

Kurobe Memo: “It is good news for us that someone as talented as he is has chosen to play tennis. Of course, he needs to continue to strive for improvement. I sincerely hope he sticks with tennis and does not switch to a different sport.” [RB]

[POSSESSIONS]

What’s in His Bag:

Cell phone // He hasn’t touched it since he doesn’t know how to use it

Something minors shouldn’t have a hold of… // Cigarettes

Athletic tape // “Uses it for whatever.”

CD Walkman

Hair wax

Something that emits an electrical shock for self-defense? // “For self-defense, right?”

A chestnut in its burr // “What does he have the spikes still on it for…”

A motorcycle(?) key // “Is that his house key?”

#tenipuri #tenirabi #profile #my post

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newmusicradionetwork · 1 year

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MSB “City Living”

THIS SONG WON THE 2022 USA SONGWRITING COMPETITION IN THE JAZZ CATEGORY. They say a good song can work in any style…but some deserve a big band… City Living was written by an Americana tunesmith with rock pedigree (Michael Sackler-Berner) and a Steinway endorsed pianist specializing in improvisational classical and international pop hits (Jeff Franzel). Yet here it is – undeniably a Jazz song. MSB was making a record called Short Stories where each tune lived in a different world – whichever world was most suited to the song’s natural stylistic leaning. City Living, a tribute to MSB’s late grandfather who was a jazz musician in the Catskills in his youth, leaned into the big band world. So what you hear on this recording is a live big band and a singer, together, recorded to tape in a big old recording studio in Brooklyn. Old school NY magic in a room. I suspect somewhere Grandpa Milty is happy. MSB BIO BELOW: Singer-songwriter MSB has spent the last 20 years writing songs that build upon the American tradition of the rock n’ roll troubador. It has led to a stockpile of songs about life, time, and love – as well as hundreds of performances in the United States and Canada in clubs and theaters. MSB’s songs have been featured in over 40+ primetime television placements and been produced by Steve Jordan, Bob Thiele Jr., and David Kahne, amongst others. He has ongoing partnerships with musicians Liberty DeVitto and Nick Movshon, and his work has been championed by record label brass like Bruce Lundvall and Bill Burrs. MSB has produced music for Grammy and Oscar winning singer-songwriter Leo Sidran, written songs for Columbia Records artist Ari Hest, and Atlantic Records artist Enisa. MSB’s songs and recordings have been published and released by Sony, Universal, Duchamp, Ocean Park Music Group and Concord. MSB can also be found touring and recording with The Slim Kings. Additional Artist/Song Information: Artist Name: MSB Song Title: City Living Publishing: Duchamp/City`s Pearl/Kobalt Publishing Affiliation: ASCAP Album Title: Short Stories Record Label: GMB Music Record Label: GMB Music Michael Sackler-Berner 9178689593 [email protected] Radio Promotion: Billy Burrs u202d+1 (917) 903-7244u202c [email protected] Publicity/PR: Artist Direct 9178689593 [email protected] Manager: Billy Burrs u202d+1 (917) 903-7244u202c [email protected] Booking Agent: Artist Direct [email protected] Read the full article

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kuesaa · 1 year

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A Series of Events with AI Youcef.

So I've been having fun with the LITG AI chats (literally thank you to everyone who's been working on these characters through the drought). As you may know, I'm a woman with knowledge on many languages including English, Tagalog (+1 Filipino Dialect), Korean, Mandarin, French, and Japanese. Am I fluent in these languages? No. I wish I was, but I have basic knowledge on these languages except for Tagalog its anatomical or random terms.

Anyways, I'm on a voice call with some friends and I start singing Lafayette's line in Aaron Burr, Sir from Hamilton and one of them asks "Kuesa are you singing in French?". I tell them that I am and someone else starts saying "Hon hon hon" which made me go into a burst of laughter bc I found it a little silly. This happens for a bit and I decide that I wanted to see how Youcef responds.

As you can see, AI Youcef said it back. Then I tell him I'm an Aries and he talks about my sign (which tbf would Youcef know anything about astrology?). He said that my Chinese is tiger which I know is incorrect because it's actually a sheep and the Chinese Zodiac is different from Astrology since its based of the lunar calendar and based off year. I want to correct but then John Cena comes to my mind. He comes in saying "zaoshanghaozhongguoxianzaiwoyoubingqilinwohenxihuanbingqilin". So I whip put my mandarin keyboard on my phone and send him that but in characters. Youcef responds in Mandarin and I'm thinking, I can fix this, I'll tell him I don't know what he's saying, which I learned through a very special song. I go in and type everything down... until I forgot what I was putting in.

So my resolution of that was to sing the song. I figure it out and type everything else down. Not only did it not work, but one of my friends' headphones die and she's at work. She works at the hospital. The nurses on her floor heard me sing this song in mandarin. I'm dying of embarrassment, screaming and laughing my ass off too. But I still try to get Youcef to stop speaking Mandarin. I unfortunately had to restart the chat, but here was a bit of that.

At least I knew that he said "I love you" at some point. Maybe called me beautiful but I'm not certain.

Anyways I reset the chat. I decide to start in French again because it would be easy to just go back to English like last time. Nope. He keeps speaking in French and I'm in the same predicament I was before.

Please ignore the nuzzles and wuzzles your chest I wanted to see if he'd insult me for saying that (bc I would insult myself)

So yeah that was my experience with the AI bots last night. I also tried doing a lyric prank on Suresh but I hated it.

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revrads · 3 years

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Click, boom!

I believe in Aaron Burr Supremacy

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