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ceno8yte · 3 months
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via CNN: "In a surprise move by the infamous Detroit rap duo, record company Psychopathic Records announced today that the two would begin their official run for the White House, not as President or Vice President, but as the first dual-Presidency ever. [...] CNN investigation found that this announcement coincided with a multi-million dollar campaign donation from the Betty Crocker Corporation, who has declined to comment at this time."
Has anyone else seen this? I feel like I'm going insane.
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engravedlives · 23 days
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misc music stamps
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shininas-ideals · 16 days
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So if I understand Fyodor's ability correctly-
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headcanonsandmore · 1 year
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Doctor Who era's summarised with confusing spoilers
One: My kidnapper is annoying and won't shut up.
Two: Are Scotsmen hot? Yes. Very.
Three: Are the military okay? No. Except that one Sergeant; he's sweet.
Four: How many problems can be solved by confectionery and talking out of your arse? More than you would expect.
Five: Single father of three going to be great dad one day.
Six: Tailors are evil and so are the BBC.
Seven: Belief in communism will repel zombies.
Eight: What's worse than death? The US healthcare system.
Nine: Finding people annoying is not mutually exclusive with overwhelming love for humanity. 
Ten: Can a man be both a twink and a lesbian at once?
Eleven: Baby is also eldritch figure from dawn of time.
Twelve: Punk grandad just wants to play guitar.
Thirteen: Local woman under impression that constant longing looks at blonde lady friend definitely mean platonic affection.
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astaroth1357 · 10 months
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If MC shouts one of the brothers names' loud enough in the Devildom, they will hear it and run right to them like it's an emergency.
Lucifer and Mammon are the fastest getting there.
Levi and Belphie are the slowest.
Beel and Satan will just cut a straight path to wherever MC is, even if they have to bust through walls and throw people to get there.
And Asmo never shows up alone. He'll always tell whoever he's with that MC needs help so he shows up with up to 10 guys as backup.
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lavender-0-menace · 8 months
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bluetooth isn’t working for me anymore i need this song injected into my spinal fluid
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bloodydeanwinchester · 3 months
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🥳 happy birthday babygirl i love you forever and ever 🥳
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nicopossum · 7 months
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im easily scared!! gimme a break!! 😠
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captain-aru · 7 months
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Sweet little confetti scene ✨
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nunalastor · 1 month
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I need more of Alastor without the slutty fucking jacket on
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staff · 8 months
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tumblr tuesday: yeehawgust!
Gee up! We’re already halfway through this year’s Yeehawgust, but there’s still time to take part. Did you know cowboys would move cattle roughly 15 miles in a day so as not to wear their charges out or make ’em too skinny? Did you know the all-important camp cook was sometimes referred to as the “biscuit shooter,” “belly cheater,” or “bean master?” Did you know cowboys would often sing to their sleepy cattle to soothe them at night?
Whether you’re the strong and silent type scanning the horizon or the joker of the group perpetually playing pranks and your harmonica by the fire, strap on your chaps, tilt your hats just so, and swing yourselves into your saddles. This is your Yeehawgust roundup.
@dropkickslurpee:
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@ajartanddesign:
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@slippy-socks:
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@artemetto:
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@calathazar:
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@bigbighouse:
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@cowboypunkcolt:
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@amberspacedf:
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@vanamation:
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@snommie:
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vizreef · 29 days
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Vongon Replay // polyphonic synthesizer (US, 2024)
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hottiesbooted · 21 days
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Belgium Model: Julie Skyhigh.
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butch-enjoyer · 9 months
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Horrible dnd ideas
Homebrew a clown class.
Make the whole party clowns.
Buy a small carosse.
Drive slowly and unthreating as possible to the bbeg private room.
-it is a tiny carosse, how bad can it me?
*7 clowns come out*
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ellouroumo · 4 months
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Juggalette Bratz - might upload more pics later
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