#by the dumpsters

[mothtowers]

suprised more people havent seen the fuller context of this clip cause its way more insane

#insects news service #I AM HILTON [punches dumpster] I AM HILTON FUCKING SUICIDE #please watch Scene Kid Love if you havent

[kedreeva]

We've been losing power due to winter storms lately so my partner 3D printed me a tealight "to fill in for tumblr when you're offline"

anyway this should be official merch imo

#tumblr #needsmoresark #i love him ok #it's a dumpster full of fire #but you know what #it's putting light into the world so I'll take it

[egophiliac]

You can’t pick Lilia for this. But who is your other favorite short character in Twst?

I like the angry little king boy 🌹

#art #twisted wonderland #sorry epel and ortho i like you guys a lot too! #oh and grim i guess #wait how many other shorties are there in twst #anyway i have a lot of affection for episode 1 and for riddle's character arc #he is a terrible little bastard who is trying very hard to be a slightly less terrible little bastard #and i have feelings about his friendships with trey and cater and che'nya especially! #and how that relates to his upbringing and his dumpster fire of a mom and uhhhhhh you know. everything. #i don't know how to do the words about all the thoughts i have on fictional characters #me waving my hands frantically in the air: it's about LOVE and wanting to be LOVED this is what twst is ABOUT -- #(i am dragged bodily offstage by my collar)

[dimensionzero]

now that he's managed to dodge all his canon event trauma I think pavitr should get a running joke where he's just immune to spider-man luck

#like the spot throws him through a portal during a fight and he just so happens to land in a laundry basket full of blankets or something #and then peter b gets thrown through the same portal and goes flying past to crash-land directly into a dumpster #thats the energy im looking for #across the spiderverse #across the spiderverse spoilers #pavitr prabhakar #after some horrific shit: 'well... at least its not raining!' pavitr says. everyone eyes the sky in apprehension. it stays clear. #'yeah' miles says cautiously. 'i guess this couldnt get any worse.' #it immediately starts to rain

[im-totally-not-an-alien-2]

Danny, de aged to like 4 and wondering around the alleys of Gotham after running away from his home dimension and his "responsibilities" as a superhero, "I need a parent. Like an actual parent who will care about me."

Just then, Red Robin lands on a pile of garbage bags and groans, knocked out. Danny smiles and yells up at the sky, "Thank you!"

Another bat makes it to the edge of the roof just in time to see Danny pulling Red Robin through a wall by his cape.

Later, when the bats track him down they try to take Tim back only for thier hands to go through him when they try to grab him. Danny, in all his little kid logic yells, "No! He's my dad now!" >:(

#dpxdc #fanfiction prompts #prompts #danny phantom #danny fenton #batman #tim drake #red robin #yum #tim: *basically adopts bruce from the dumpsters as his dad* #danny: *follows new family tradition*

[evengirlierballs]

He does chew wires, but im pretty sure thats what elon is doing too.

#twitter dying #twitter dumpster fire #twitter #cat #garfield

[thebibliosphere]

Y'know how the phrase the New York Minute is "a very short span of time" or, as some local New Yorkers have informed me, the amount of time it takes for the traffic light to turn green and for the cab behind you to honk their horn and shout "fucking move, asshole!"

The Gotham Minute is the amount of time it takes for you to step outside your door and see a crime. Or to commit a crime. No one's really picky.

#gotham #dc universe #This post brought to you by literally stepping outside the Belfry as Red Robin to find a hostage situation on my front step #'GCPD inbound' the fuck you are #you're all the way over there hiding behind the dumpsters #I can see you #gotham knights game

[cod-dump]

Ghost accidentally posting a ‘thirst trap’ to the 141 groupchat. He had gotten a new tattoo and wanted to show the others. The tattoo was on the back of his shoulder so he just pulled back his sleeve and turned to show it while (of course) taking a picture in his bathroom mirror. He didn’t understand or notice that the pose he struck was suggestive, but Soap and Gaz were losing it.

“Would you consider that a thirst trap?” Ghost had asked Price when he returned to base from leave.

“Simon… the shit those two have been saying since you posted is deprived. Yes, that was a thirst trap.”

It would get worse from there, because now Ghost realizes the power he holds and has decided to use it for evil. Price has had a near constant headache for the past week.

#call of duty #modern warfare #simon ghost riley #john price #drabble #gaz & soap cannot handle him #price wants to throw him in the dumpster #ghostsoap #soapghost #ghostgaz #gazghost

[wangleline]

My previous PC was called "The Goblin" because I found its case in a dumpster and had to close one of the sides with cardboard and duct tape

#goblincore #computer #dumpster #trash #bodge

[determined-ghostworm]

Poor poor John, it seem’s that he’s gotten himself into a bit of situation.

@jotaroslooseeyebrowhair

-Too be completely honest everything I know about John Constantine is from AO3. With random snippets like ~steel blue eyes or short blonde hair… and not to forget the “Gods! I need a drink don’t contact me for the next month.. or better yet don’t at all” 👍✨👌

#batman #dp x dc #dpxdc #superman #clark kent #danny fenton #danny phantom #danny phantom comic #danny phantom fanart #dp x dc art #john constantine #John Constantine and Danny phantom #wow #what a dumpster fire #they might just set the world on fire #on accident

[nyxi-pixie]

hc fyodor killing ppl by touch isnt his ability its actually just bc hes so old hes infected w every possible disease but just isnt symptomatic. so when u touch him u immediately contract every plague of the last thousand years and simply perish

#thats why hes not bothered abt putting on his briefly dumpster-dwelling ushanka. like what disease is he gonna get from a city dumpster #that he hasnt already got from living in times of not washing hands #bsd fyodor #bungou stray dogs #bsd chapter 113

[preciousthingsareprecious]

With volume 2 of Wayne Family Adventures freshly released, and as your local librarian and Batman nerd, I feel the need to let everyone know that Wayne Family Adventures has at least 2 more volumes set to come out!

So if you love this series as much as I do (and I mean, come on look at that family) go get volume 2 if you haven't, then pop volumes 3 and 4 on pre-order! It's a great way to let DC know just what content we love and want to see more of, especially in print! Also if you can't swing the books yourself, ask your local library to order them! It'll help share the amazing adventures with a whole new set of readers!

You can find all the associated pre-order links here: https://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/authors/2289628/crc-payne

Now go forth and enjoy some fantastic family times!

#Batman #Batfam #Damian Wayne #Bruce Wayne #Dick Grayson #Jason Todd #Tim Drake #Duke Thomas #Stephanie Brown #Cassandra Cain #Alfred Pennyworth #WFA #Wayne Family Adventures #batman wfa #I'm not saying read this instead of the dumpster fire that is gotham war #but I am saying read this instead of gotham war

[andy-clutterbuck]

Rick Grimes in The Ones Who Live 1x01 - Years

"…𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘢𝘪𝘯…𝘪𝘵 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘶𝘴."

#the dog tags stay on #like im gonna go pick 'em back off that walker who's coming to help me #Rick Grimes #The Ones Who Live #towl spoilers #* #rg #hello my darling #my beloved snarls returned! #PILOT RICK? where do i enlist #paramilitary rick is A+++++ #the trash goblin wants what it wants so #the dumpster is warm #there were so many profile shots #The Nose™ appreciated truly #who wants to play wheel of fortune #D _ D D Y #i love arm #black tshirt you're not the brown one but i still love u #EYE CRINKLES #that bottom lip is still illegal #it's an A they're just gonna kill it it's too powerful

[ballisterboldheart]

"he's a murderer!" "he's a monster!" he's perfect.

#nimona #nimonaedit #ballister blackheart #s.gif #I KNOW I KEEP SAYING THIS........ BUT I'M UNWELL!!! #that's her FUCKING dad!!!!!!!!! #me and the father figure i pulled out of the dumpster <3 #EXTREMELY miguel johnny coded of them. btw. #flashing gif #quinn's greatest hits #1k #2k

[emporium]

Dumpster Fire t-shirt • $13.00 – $15.00

Inspired by the Tumblr Dumpster Fire 3D print, we wanted to give folks the opportunity to loudly proclaim to the entire world I LOVE TUMBLR. But actually say it much much quieter and if someone asks what they're favorite dumpster fire is you'll probably say anything but tumblr. What else starts with T? Television, yeah tell them the shirt is talking about television. 

Canvas 3001CVC Shirt

Retail fit & Unisex sizing

Side seams

Tear away label

About the Artist

This design was created by Justin. When not helping us make fun products for the tumblr shop you can find him trying his best on Instagram.

#emporium #dumpster fire #torso cover

[dirty-trash-mongrel]

hello TADC fans on tumblr

#yuri!!?!?!?!! #the amazing digital circus #tadc #pomni tadc #ragatha tadc #pomni x ragatha #buttonblossom #dumpster bullshit