Donald Trump is back on Twitter.
Therefore:
I am no longer on Twitter.
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SIMBLR SEXYMAN AWARDS 2023: FINAL ROUND
Hey lovelies, surprise!! After a bit of a break I'm ready to find out which one of these wonderful men you like the most! I decided to make this the last round so we can settle once and for all who's the Sexyman 😘
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friendly reminder for a very specific community
I don't like ToiletJon I don't support his ass nor do I want anyone who does currently around me, leave <3 thanks
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OOOOOOOOO!!!! YESHUA, I GOT THE JUICIEST NEWS EVER!! TUCKER CARLSON GOT CANNED FROM FAUX NEWS!!! I bet You already knew that, didn’t Ya?! @iloveyoutoinfinity
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Mario Offee for @wrixie's Brandie's Bachelorette Challenge
Name: Sgt. Mario Offee (he/him) | Age: 38 (Adult) | Species: Human
Traits: Kleptomaniac, Perfectionist, Self-Assured.
Career: Sergeant (Detective Career)
About:
Mario grew up in a broken and toxic home environment where he had to grow up a lot faster than kids his age. By the time he was in High School, he was involved in criminal activity with Organized Crime groups. Known for his unsuspecting charm and confidence, he was able to swipe things from even the largest museums in Del Sol Valley by just smiling at a guard and walking away.
He spent years perfecting his craft, so much so that it became an addiction. After accidentally having child no² at 23, he decided he wanted to do better - But not before getting locked up for 6 years on a simple charge that could have been avoided had he just stayed home.
Almost 18 years later, all he wants to do is be with his kids in his Komorebi house (that he got legally). His ex-wife, who he was on-and-off with (hence the 8y/o) has gotten re-married to someone else. Even though he's happy for her, he also longs for company. His daughters are signing him up with the hope that he'll finally leave them alone find someone else to love.
Likes: Snowboarding, Rock Climbing, Mischief and Star Wars
Dislikes: Research and Debate, Racoons and People who ask if his hair is real.
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