#c!techno x y/n

[lonely-lost-soul]

Woes of An Immortal

(C!Technoblade x Reader)

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When Technoblade became immortal his father had told him of the woes that came with it, immortality was a curse, not a blessing. Technoblade would be forced to watch his loved ones and old friends die while he remained young forever. It wasn’t something easy to live with, the guilt he would experience would never truly go away. The curse came with what his father called the voices, they yearned for blood and emphasized he needed a strong will and mind to ignore them. At the time Technoblade didn’t care was young and naive only looking for the power that came with the idea of never dying. He believed he never would fall in love, who would love a piglin hybrid, he was antisocial and okay with living all on his own for eternity. He was okay with never-dying until he met you. 

You were a simple girl in a village he was visiting, you resembled a greek goddess in the old history books his father had gifted him when he inherited immortality. He wasn’t one to fall in love simply based on looks, but it helped. You were in the town center children gathered around your legs as you read them stories. He had just finished tying up Carl when he noticed you were packing up to leave, he kept his eyes trained on you until he saw you were walking in his direction. Technoblade looked away immediately face burning from embarrassment, in his one hundred years of life this was the first time he felt butterflies in his stomach. He heard a soft hum behind him and there you were, god you couldn’t have been older than twenty, a baby compared to him. 

“Are you new here?” 

The question was innocent and held no ill intent, his tongue felt heavy as he nodded. You smiled warmly reaching your hand out to scratch under Carl’s chin, he tensed worried the voices would scream at him for you to stop. They were rather protective of his horse but to his surprise they were silent, he watched you pull a carrot from your bag, and Carl whinnied munching on the snack happily. 

“Do you have a place to stay? My father runs an inn.” 

“I’m here with my father I don’t know his plans. But thank you miss,” 

“No problem. Well if he’s unsure, it’s on the corner just over there. I’ll even give you half-price rooms,” You batted your eyelashes at him, “I hope to see you before you leave.” He watched you wave your hand heading off towards the inn, he felt a large hand grip his shoulder. He glanced up at his father, he was a bit taller than Techno but looked the same age as he did when Technoblade was born. Scars littered his face, and his scruff had turned into a beard over the years. His one tusk was chipped and his red eyes were dull from years of exhaustion. 

“Who was that?” His father’s voice was more profound than his own and Technoblade huffed slightly, 

“Just some women,” Technoblade mumbled, his father watched his expression, raising his eyebrow. 

“That’s the innkeeper’s daughter. (Y/n) I think her name is, young and pretty.” 

“Don’t try it old man.” Technoblade scoffed shoving his father’s hand off his shoulder, “She’s way too young for you. For either of us.” 

“Either of us you say? You mean you would’ve tried?” 

Technoblade stopped dead in his tracks. Spinning on his heels, he turned to face his father, “Don’t.” 

“Don’t what? She’s a pretty little thing.” His father made a womanly shaped figure with his hands, wiggling his eyebrows cheekily. “The children loved her,” 

“Dad please.” 

“You’re almost 25 Techno-” 

“Only by human standards.”

“You’ve never dated a girl.” 

“Dad-” 

“Or guy!” Techno huffed clicking his tongue in distaste eyeing his father wearily and his father only chuckled in response. “Well, you’ll have a lot of time with her cause we’re staying with her and her old man.” Techno grunted pinching the bridge of his nose between his glasses, “It’s just until we make enough money to move to the next town.” 

“Fine. But I don’t want you playing matchmaker or whatever the hell you plan on doing.” 

“My lips are sealed, no matchmaking from your old man.” 

But Techno knew the look in his eye, he’d seen it a thousand times before mischievousness and joy that Technoblade never inherited. He knew this was going to be a long trip if his father continued to act like a child. He only clapped Techno on the back and led him into the inn, he was surprised to see you sitting at the front desk with a notebook in front of you. You seemed to be drawing something, or maybe it was writing something he couldn’t tell. A soft bell rang as they stepped inside and you turned to greet them, he noticed a small flicker of pride in your eyes as you stared at him specifically. His eye twitched feeling frustration bubble up in his gut, you had no right to look at him like that like you’ve won some competition. His dad nudged him forward a smirk playing on his lips and Techno huffed “We’ve come to hopefully take you up on your offer from earlier. If it still stands.”

“Course it does. My father’s out at the moment but I can set you up.” You motioned for them to make their way over, Techno’s father went first and introduced himself, 

“Orpheus. Techno’s father at your service I can cover the stay for both of us and we’ll have separate rooms please.” 

“Father? Why you don’t look any older than he does! What’s your secret? My father's gonna kill you when he sees how young you look!” 

Technoblade groaned as his dad laughed with what seemed to be pride, “Why thank you pretty lady that means a great deal. Techno takes after me you know,”

“Oh, I can tell.” You mused, “you’re both very handsome.” 

Technoblade blushed, he knew he was blushing because he felt his cheeks and the tips of his ears burn hot with embarrassment. He shot his father a frustrated glare, “Ignore him. He’s an ass.” 

“I don’t find him to be that much of an ass.” You laughed grabbing two pairs of keys from behind the desk before walking out from behind it. “Surprisingly I’ve dealt with worse customers, follow me to your rooms.” Both men followed after you, Orpheus headed into the room that was assigned to him bidding you and Technoblade a goodnight. Technoblade noticed you still standing beside him and cleared his throat awkwardly, 

“Uh…thanks for the rooms…” 

“Seriously it’s not a problem at all.” You hummed giving your head a cute tilt to the side, “can I ask you something?” 

“Er…sure?” 

“You looking for a stepmom?” 

“HEH?” He knew his entire face was bright red and he felt jealousy bubble up in his gut unwillingly. You burst into hysterical laughter at his reaction and that only caused his face to burn hotter, 

“I’m messing with you oh gosh! I didn’t know you’d be so easy to tease.” You smiled covering your leftover giggles with your hand. “You’re much more my type,” 

“You’re bold…” He grunted nose scrunching in displeasure, although he didn’t feel that displeased with your comments. 

“So I’ve been told, I’ve also been told it’s charming.” 

“Whoever told you that is lying to you.” 

You tossed your head back and laughed, shoulders bouncing up to your ears eyes filled with pure delight, “Sleep well Technoblade, and have pleasant dreams.” Technobalde watched with careful eyes as you headed off down the hall, he gave a small chuff in your direction. However he couldn’t help but watch your hips and ass sway as you disappeared from his view, he flushed turning away from your figure. God, every minute that passed Techno was turning more and more into his pervert of a father. 

Technoblade awoke with a start, pupils shrinking as the smell of smoke filled his nostrils. There were terrified screams coming from outside the inn and a distinct sound of someone pounding on his bedroom door. “Technoblade! Open up there’s a raid outside in the village, get your sword and get up now!”

Technoblade was out of the bed like a shot, he didn’t have any time to put on armor, he just slid on his briefs and grabbed his sword storming out the door. “Dad!” 

“What kid?” He turned to face Techno, his hair spread out all over the place eyes blazing red ready for the bloodbath. The words stay safe were on the tip of his tongue but instead, he said, 

“Where’s the (Y/n)?” 

“Somewhere in the fray. Find her and keep her safe.” 

Those were the words Technoblade needed to hear before he burst into action. As soon as he demolished the front of the inn the screams were only getting louder and more frantic. Blood littered the streets and the doors of the village and Techno felt his vision narrowing desperately searching for you and you only. He heard another shout and managed to block an incoming attack from a pillager the stopped his ax’s swing halfway with the blade of his sword before running the man through. Blood splattered his chest and face as he pulled the blade out and with a sickening thud, the man fell to the ground. “Mama help!” The voice of a young girl shrieked he turned and saw her cornered by the giant creature known as a Ravager. Before Technoblade moved a blur flew passed him sending loose locks of hair across his face, the smell of strawberries and cedar entered his nostrils and the only thing on his mind was you. He watched as you unceremoniously threw a rock at the beast, it huffed steam pouring out of its nose. 

“Why don’t you pick on someone your own size!” Your voice was like a knife as it cut through the pandemonium around you, the creature turned to face you and it gave the girl time to run away in the direction of her family. It stomped its hoof against the ground its voice was a mix of many different animal snarls and you reeled back, Techno saw the panic settling across your face. As soon as Technoblade moved towards you the beast began to charge, your body locked up in panic and fear as a response. Luckily Techno reached you before the monster did and curbed its attack with a swift slice across the side of its face. The Ravager screamed bloody murder turning its sights on Technoblade officially, Technoblade turned to you, his eyes a blazing red, 

“Run.” 

His voice didn’t even sound like his in his own ears, it was the first time he heard them so mad, the voices all shouting to kill the creature in front of him. 

“Come back to me.” You stated sternly grabbing him by the pants and pressing a kiss to his lips, it was quick and he almost couldn’t process it with everything going on around him. You were gone from his body like smoke in the wind, and Technoblade could solely focus on the monster who was in front of him. 

“Alright you freak” he grinned flashing his teeth, “Bring it on.”

~~~

After that the two of you were joined at the hip, Technoblade and his father saved the village and were always welcome there anytime they happened to be in this direction. The village also said they could get any supplies they wanted for an amazing discount, which they both took advantage of without argument. Techno more often than not found himself not going on hunts with his father unless it was necessary and instead spent most of his time by your side. He helped you in the inn, even though he was less than personable to many patrons trying to get rooms he did have amazing stories to keep the patrons who frequented the bar on the edge of their seats. He also had a great habit of convincing you to slack off from your duties leaving most of it to your father, who could only bite his tongue because his daughter had caught the eye of the village hero. 

“Techno not right now…” 

“Are you not on your break?”

“I am but-” 

“Then come on no one’s gonna know.” He mused pulling you close by the hips leg expertly slotting in between them making you shiver against his thigh. “Have a little faith in my ability to please you,” He purred nipping and kissing along the column of your neck. 

‘Need. need. Need. want. Want. want.’ Now that the two of you were offical the voices had started referring to you as Techno’s and he was just realived they all could agree on something for once. 

“Fine…you horny bastard. But you only have until my breaks over!” 

“I can make that work,” He pulled you into the storage closet somehow being able to keep his lips interlocked with your own. You moaned sofly against his lips as his hands found your butt giving it a squeeze before lifting you up against the wall. Your legs instinctively went around his waist only serving to pull him closer to your flushed body, your breathing hitched as his tongue entered your mouth only briefly battling for dominance. You let Techno take over rather quickly his one hand began sliding up your waist and landing on the swell of your breast giving it a tight squeeze. He felt you moan at the sensation against his lips and he pulled away from you a string of saliva connecting the both of you, you whimpered and began to unbuckle his pants, he hoisted you a little higher so he could shimmy them down his waist. You purred sofly leaning forward to kitten nip and lick at his neck, he grunted feeling your legs tighten around him, he thanked the gods that you mostly wore skirts and dresses cause all he had to do was hike up the dress to your hips. “Hm?” He panted his hand poking and prodding at your entrance, “You’re already so wet for me? I barely touched you.” He snickered as his fingers disappeared into your folds you let out a needy groan head tossing back against the wall with a soft thud. 

“Hm…Techno more…” You panted pupils blown wide and hazy, “Add another so I can take you…” 

“Yes ma’am.” He purred adding another finger and curling it against the tight spongy-ness of your core. You moaned his name breath hitching in between the moans and he’s never felt more turned on in his life. “Yeah? You like that?” You only groaned louder your walls fluttering rythmically and tight around his fingers.

“I’m close.” You whimpered panting loudly, 

“You ready?” 

“Hmhm.” He watched with glee as you bobbed your head eagerly, as soon as he got confirmation he sheathed himself inside your folds. You both moaned, his head fell onto your shoulder as he panted against your wet skin. 

“God, you feel so good baby…so tight.” He snapped his hips and your moans began to echo off the walls of the room. “It’s like your pretty little pussy was made by the gods just to take me, so good.” Techno continued to growl in your ear nipping and biting at the skin there as he sang praises to you like a mantra. “S-shit-” His eyes shot wide open taking you full force as you began to clench and spasm around him, you shouted his name as you came and he wasn’t that far behind. He stayed inside you for a moment or two longer before you kissed the side of his head, 

“Gotta get back to work…I’m ruined…” 

“Hm good. You’ll think of me all shift,” He mused setting you on the ground watching your mixed fluids run down your legs before you let the dress fall covering up the mess successfully. 

“You’re an ass.” You grumbled opening the door to the broom closet with a huff, 

“You love me.” He spoke without really thinking, it was the first time he ever said it to anyone let alone you, you looked back over at him with surprise. He winced slightly, “er…sorry-” You cut him off with a kiss, 

“I love you too…” You flushed slyly before scampering off back to your job at the inn he felt his heart clench. 

You really were just too adorable. 

~~~

A letter arrived on his desk by a crow, Techno always kept the window of his study open he liked the fresh air to filter through his stuffy office. The crow let out a caw jumping around a little as Techno took the letter from his leg. He recognized it as one of Phil’s crows almost immediately and tore the letter open with his nails, he grunted a little feeling weight on his leg. He looked down to see his daughter clinging to his pant leg, all smiles and a toothy grin. “Now just what do you think you’re doing nugget?” He mused picking her up by the back of her shirt, she giggled loudly as he plopped her in his lap. Holly had your hair and face shape but she was gifted with Technoblade’s red and black eyes as well as her pointed ears. 

“Mama wanted me to come to get you! She said it’s almost time for dinner,” she hummed nuzzling into his chest, his face softening considerably. 

“Tell her I’ll be in, in a minute alright? I just have some last-minute work to do, tell her your Uncle Phil sent a letter.” 

“Okay, Papa. Love you!” 

“Love you to nugget.” He hummed watching as she squirmed off his lap and disappeared through the door. Techno released a breath he wasn’t even aware he was holding in as he unfolded the letter, his eyes scanned over the ink and he felt his jaw tensing at every word. Phil was practically begging for Techno to head North to help his eldest son Wilbur, apparently the man had gotten himself kicked out of his own country by a dictator. Wilbur and his young companion seek to overthrow this new form of government and need Technoblade's help. A favor for an old friend. His past accomplishments spread that far, he was always known to be calculated, cold and ruthless, but he was younger than. He didn’t have anything to live for, no weaknesses, now, however…he looked up to see you standing in the doorway brow creased in stress.

Even worried you still looked ethereal to him, motherhood and age had taken to you kindly. So far your mortal body had barely any grey hairs and you were still as agile and lively as you were when you first met him all those years ago. “Holly said it was Phil?” 

“I need to leave by tomorrow.” He hated the way his voice shook, he had to clear his throat before continuing, “He’s cashing in a favor…” 

“Then Holly and I will come with you, we’ll pack up our things and-” 

“No. No, you can’t come.” Technoblade stood from his desk taking your hands in his own, they were always so small. He cradled them gently as a deep frown settled across your lips, “It’s going to be a revolution. If you and Holly get wrapped up in it who knows what you’ll be used for it’s too dangerous.” He kissed the top of your head in hopes to soothe you, he could smell your anxiety and could practically hear your thoughts spinning. “It won’t be too long…I promise to get you as soon as it’s safe and I’ll send crows to you every single moment I get. You…probably shouldn’t send any back though…in case they’re intercepted.”  

“Techno, what if we lose you and I never know? What if something happens here? I can’t lose you not to something like this, just because you’re immortal doesn’t mean you can’t be killed.” 

“Sweet Thing.” He tutted a smirk resting on his features, “Technoblade never dies remember?” 

“You’re such an ass.” 

“Yeah but I’m your ass.” He snickered capturing your lips in a kiss, and he felt heat like an ignition curl in his gut. His hands reached around to squeeze your ass and you let out the cutest squeal, 

“Techno not now! Holly’s waiting for us for dinner!” You scolded hitting him lightly on his broad chest, he chuckled softly watching your cheeks puff in frustration. 

“Hm…not now,” He mused trailing kisses down your jaw and onto your neck, he felt you shiver beneath his hand. “But tonight. I won’t get to taste you in lord knows how many weeks after today, you’re all mine once Holly is put to sleep.” He could smell the arousal coming off of you in waves and he smirked against your neck, “Yeah sweet thing? Sound good?” 

“Yes…” You whispered quietly face as red as blood, 

“Good girl.” 

When morning came you didn’t want to let Techno out of bed, “Princess I need to go.” He sighed as you buried your face deeper into his chest, you were still stark naked, body covered in bruises and bite marks for last night's escapades. 

“Just stay here with us…” 

“I wish I could. I need to say goodbye to Holly, she was devastated when we told her.” 

“You are her favorite.” 

“I am not.” Technoblade huffed although a bit of pride swirled in his chest, he caught you giving him a look. “Maybe a little, but she’s a daddy’s girl I couldn’t ask for anything better!” 

“Yeah…yeah. I love you.”

“I love you too.” He smiled sadly brushing hair away from your face, “I’ll write every day.” 

“Swear?” 

“I swear.” Technoblade noticed the furrow in your brow wouldn't disappear and he placed his large hand on your cheek. “What’s wrong…other than me leaving that is.” 

“Depending on when you return I’m not…I won’t look the same. I’ll be older…What if you don’t recognize me?”

“Even if I’m gone for years I’ll always recognize you. You’re my wife it’s not your beauty that wormed its way into my heart it was your personality. I told you when we got married that even though I’m immortal you’ll always have my soul until the day you die.” He kissed your forehead softly, “Plus I love me an older woman.” “Okay time to leave.” You huffed and he chuckled fondly peppering your face in light kisses, “Send me a letter as soon as you can.”

“Of course. Love you.” 

“Love you too.”

~~~

Trust was always something Technoblade valued, he’s been away from his wife and daughter for years now. Only sending letters and never getting anything in return was slowly killing him, however, he finally began to believe he was safe on the far outskirts of what was once known as L’manburg. His execution came and went and he showed those who were after him that he was never to be trifled with nor was anything he held dear. He felt like it was finally safe for you and Holly to be by his side forever, the only problem was Tommy. This kid was now living with him and Technoblade was beginning to see him as an apprentice, he had always emphasized how important trust was with the boy. He showed him his Wither Skull bunker and that seemed to get the point across and Tommy was much more forthcoming with the hybrid. 

“Tommy pack your stuff we’re going on an adventure, I got one more secret to show you.” 

“Oh fuck yeah!” Tommy seemed more excited about the idea of an adventure than whatever the secret Techno had. “When are we leaving? It's been so boring here lately! All the training has been b-o-r-i-n-g!” He punctuated by throwing an arm around Technoblade’s shoulders, the hybrid shoved him off with a huff. 

“Sorry for wanting you to be able to protect yourself.” 

“Sorry for wanting you to be able to protect yourself.” Tommy mimicked wiggling his fingers, 

“You know maybe I won’t take you with me-” 

“Big man! Big man come on I was kidding! Don’t be like that!” 

“We’re leaving at dawn. You’re in charge of packing the food and water for yourself understand? I’ll let you borrow one of my horses.” 

“Carl?” 

“Absolutely not.”

The morning rolled around and it was Tommy who was up and awake first, on occasion Tommy reminded him of Holly, even if it has been a few years since he saw his daughter. They both had the same energy at times and maybe that’s why Techno always had an odd sort of soft spot for the blonde boy. Technoblade got both of their horses set up and put the saddlebags on making sure to fill it with enough rations for the both of them because knowing Tommy he probably wouldn’t listen to Technoblade’s instructions. Tommy was beside him with his turtle shell helmet on top of his head and the ax of peace was strapped securely to his back. They set off due South, every so often Technoblade would look at the sky to make sure they were going in the proper direction. Even though he hadn’t been to your village in years he still knew the way there like the back of his hand. 

After all, Technoblade never forgot a place that held such meaning. 

It took them about a full day to get there, the moon was rising in the sky as they approached the village. Tommy’s face was set into a frown his eyebrows raised practically into his forehead, “So…is this a pit stop for the night or?” 

“Nah this is it.” 

“Er…I hate to break it to you but this is just like any old village? What’s so special about a dumb village? They got like epic trades or some shit?” Techno rolled his eyes hopping off Carl and tying him safely to a fence post and motioned for Tommy to do the same, his young companion did the same with a little trepidation. 

“Come on I’ll show you,” Technoblade began to walk through the rows of houses the villagers who were awake seemed to stop and grin at the very sight of the hybrid. Hushed whispers began to filter through Tommy’s ears and he subconsciously pressed himself closer to Techno, 

‘Is that Techno?’

‘No way he hasn’t aged a day!’ 

‘Someone tell (y/n)!’ 

Tommy wasn’t sure who this ‘(y/n)’ person was but ran into Technoblade’s back as he suddenly stopped short. They were standing in front of a cottage, beautiful vines wrapped around the wood and it seemed like wisteria were growing. You always loved to garden and the house looked beautiful, even more, beautiful than when he left it. The door swung open and before them was a young, teenage girl her (h/c) hair was pulled into two twin braids little tusks poked out from her bottom lip. Her eyes seemed to swell up with tears a pout settled on her face, Tommy looked between the girl and Techno and his stomach flipped the resemblance was uncanny. 

“Hey Nugget…” The girl made a noise launching herself at Technoblade, Tommy moved quickly to grab his sword but paused seeing Technoblade wrap his arm tightly around the girl. She was sobbing and Technoblade kissed all over the side of her head, looking at her more gently than he’s ever looked eat everyone. “I missed you…” 

“I missed you too dad…”

Tommy blanched, “Did she just say, dad?! Techno man what the fu-” 

Techno didn’t seem to be listening to Tommy because an older woman appeared in the doorway, the late thirties or early forties at most, her hair was speckled with grey but she was still beautiful. Her eyes were as wide as saucers an apron was tied around her waist, “Technoblade?” 

“Princess!” Techno let out an almost wet laugh charging to the door and wrapping you in his arms. Your scent was the same cedar and strawberries he almost cried smelling it on your skin, you were just as beautiful as he remembered you being. “I’m home…” Now she did begin to cry, weep openly in fact, she pulled away smashing her lips against Techno’s who gave a soft groan of pleasure. How he missed the feeling of your lips on his own, he wanted to sweep you off your feet and kiss you senseless but his daughter and friend were watching. He rested his forehead against your own, he Tommy was cursing like a disgusted sailor behind him but he didn’t care, he only cared about your voice.

“Safe? Are we finally safe?” 

“Yes, sweetpea. We are safe.” Technoblade whispered softly before pulling away completely, “Tommy come here.” Techno waved the boy over, he hesitantly walked towards the two aware of the teenager following behind him. “Tommy this is my wife (Y/n) and our daughter Holly,” He introduced and Tommy’s jaw went slack, “Sweetpea this is Tommy, my apprentice.” 

“You have a wife and you never told me! A wife! Am I the only one without a wife!” He practically shrieked, “And you have a kid? What the fuck Technoblade! How?! Why?” Tommy looked at you in awe, “this one really? What the living fuck! Who else knows about this!”

“Just Phil and now you.” 

That seemed to stun the blonde into silence, “Only me and Phil?” 

“Phil and I.” Holly corrected with a cute twitch of her ears, Tommy glared at her out of the corner of his eyes.

“Holly be polite.” You scolded softly opening your arms and wrapping Tommy in a hug, he made a sound of stress blinking a few times, “Welcome to the family Tommy.” He grew stiff in your hold before letting out a shaky breath and hugging you back in return, he held on probably a little longer than necessary. 

“Thank you…” He whispered against your neck before pulling away with a cough, “It’s nice to meet you wife and child of Technoblade.” 

“The pleasure is ours, please come in I just finished making dinner. There’s more than enough to go around, I never could break the habit of cooking for three.” You laughed softly feeling Technoblade’s hand on your back grounding you to the moment, “Do you like steak?” 

It took Tommy a moment to register she was talking to him, “Er yeah. Sounds good to me, I’m not one to complain about free food.” 

“Potatoes just the way you like it too Techno.” 

“You’re such a saint,” He breathed leading you through the door and everyone else followed behind the husband and wife duo. Tommy looked around the small cottage taking in everything that involved Technoblade in his earlier years, before L’manburg before the war. He fell back and watched as Holly took her seat at the table, and Techno sat beside her it’s when he could really take in the resemblance between the self-proclaimed blood god and his daughter. You were cooking on the stove smiling to yourself, he still couldn’t believe he was hiding an entirely new life and one that was so domestic. “Tommy. Take a seat. You look like you’re going to shit your pants.”

“Language.” Holly hummed and Techno let out a disgruntled ‘heh’ in response to his own daughter's scolding. Tommy snickered sitting on the other side of Technoblade turning to you, 

“So I have to ask how good is Techno in bed?” 

“Tommy!” Technoblade snarled face glowing red, you only laughed in response to his question, 

“You’re a troublemaker aren’t you?” You mused setting dinner down in front of him, and Tommy scoffed 

“Nah I’m a basically a saint lady. Don’t I just radiate angelic innocence?” 

“You radiate something all right,” Techno grunted, and this time it was Holly who snickered clearly enjoying the bickering. 

After dinner, you helped Tommy set himself up in the guest room, which he was very much grateful for, loudly declaring that you two love birds and keeping the volume down before disappearing. Techno’s arms immediately snaked around your waist squeezing you tightly, lips and trailing down your neck tenderly. He felt your neck vibrate as you let out a pleased and breathless hum, “Bed?” 

“Absolutely.” 

Once the two of you were secure and safe inside the room Technoblade allowed himself to finally fully relax in the presence of his once own home. He glanced over at you and felt himself smiling, mostly due to the fact that you haven’t stopped smiling since he arrived back here. “Come here, Sweet Thing.” He opened his arms and you fell into them, “We’ve both had quite the adventure huh?”

“Shut up and hold me…” 

He chuckled running his hands through your hair, “It looks good all salt and peppery I like it.” You pulled away to glare up at him, he noticed the wrinkles by your eyes and lips and felt his heart swell with adoration. “What? I do you’re aging like a fine wine. I love it age looks good on you. Just like pregnancy did- Ow don’t hit me!” 

“You’re just as horny as when I left. Age didn’t do you well it seems, you didn’t mature at all.” You scoffed but your voice was light and airy, showing no real malice and Techno’s grin only widened. 

“I’d argue I’m hornier because we’ve both had quite the dry spell, a few years now right?” He teased and he watched you flush pink. His hands were already on your ass giving it a playful squeeze, “unless, of course, you’ve been a naughty little girl hm?” 

“Of course not.” You answered quickly, “you’re my husband. You’re the only one for me, I love you.” He felt his heart swell immensely hearing those three words and he captured your lips in a kiss and he sighed softly against them. Your arms wrapped around his neck and you pulled him flush he awkwardly backed up his legs hitting the bed before pulling you down on top of him. 

“You’re coming home with me. You and Holly, it’s safe I’m never going to be without you again. Neither of you girls. Phil, Tommy, and I will protect you I’d trust them with my life.” 

“Promise me.” You whispered lips hovering above his own, “That we’ll be with you for the rest of our lives?” 

“I swear it,” Technoblade assured, hands cupping your cheeks, “We will spend the rest of our lives by one another's side.” He groaned once more as your lips connected with his own, he really couldn’t believe how touch-starved he was without you by his side. “You’re so hot seriously, you’re like a sexy mom.” 

“I am a sexy mom.” You snorted as he broke the heated kiss with the comment, 

“Yeah but I feel like I’m like you’re my friend's mom and we’re home from school and me and you are having a scandalous relationship-” 

“You’re disgusting.” You sat upon his hips throwing your head back in laughter, he smiled bringing his lips to your neck nipping at your jugular.

“MILF.” 

“You’re a child.” You snorted letting out a small whine as he dragged his tusks down the collum of your neck, “Techno…” 

“Yes?” 

“Fuck me?” 

“You don’t need to tell me twice,” He purred.

~~~

It wasn’t long after you returned with Tommy and Technoblade when you fell ill for the first time, neither you nor Holly seemed used to the cold atmosphere where he made his home. It remind Techno how fragile you were and he fretted over you like a nervous parent would a toddler. You assured him it was just the flu and you’d be recovered in no time, you were right as usual and you soon adapted to the cold. Holly fell in love with her new home, she especially liked to spend time with Uncle Phil and Techno’s new neighbor Ranboo. As the years went by no one dared to mess with him or his happy little family, especially after the SMP got word of what Technoblade did to Quackity when he kidnapped Techno’s horse. They couldn’t even begin to imagine what Techno would do to someone who harmed his wife or child they would shiver at even the thought of the repercussions. As the years grew Techno remained the same age, the same looking he watched the world around him grow and change while he and Phil remained the only constants. He watched as Holly grew into a lovely young woman, with a knack for adventuring and getting into trouble with Ranboo, Tommy and Tubbo. She was just as reckless as Technoblade was at her age which was saying a lot, he felt like he always had to have one eye out for her which was hard to do when he had the other eye trained on you. Your hair had finally went fully white and it matched the snow outside their home, but you still held your smile and the light in your eyes. However, he couldn’t help but fret over you, it was clear your body was growing weaker and weaker as the years continued to tick by. 

Then you got sick. 

Not like the flu, this one swept you all too quickly one winter leaving you throwing up and coughing blood up into tissues in a way like Techno had never seen before. Phil and he tried all sorts of healing potions but nothing seemed to work, you only grew worse until you could barely get out of bed. Phil had whispered to Techno that night that he needed to prepare to lose you a little sooner than he expected. Techno felt his heart shatter at the idea, they didn’t have enough time together. He fell into a spiteful rage bubble in his gut, not at you but at the gods for cursing you with the ability to age. Cursing the gods of time that so much of his had to be spent away from you and his daughter, it wasn’t fair. You were still so young…weren’t you? He had stopped counting, as the numbers increased it only made worry and anxiety churn in his gut. Maybe he should’ve kept better track, if he did maybe he would’ve caught the illness more quickly and you would still be okay. 

“Mate you need to go be with her…” Phil interrupted his self-destructing thoughts, “You should spend however long you have left with her by her side and smiling.” 

Death was never easy, not for anybody but especially not for an immortal. As he held his lover's hand, he watched her eyes close peacefully, her white hair framed her face like a halo. He took in her appearance, smile lines, and forehead wrinkles, but she kept her love and her sharp wit throughout their life. He thought back on the many times as he got older that you told him he should move on but he never did. You were his soulmate, his lover, and his person. The child the both of you made was in the other room weeping softly, but he wanted- no needed- to stay with his wife. 

“It’s okay…we’re all here you can let go now sweet thing. My beautful, princess.”

A whisper like a butterfly's breath was all it took for you to go. He watched her breathing slow, the breaths were long until they finally came to a stop. It didn’t stop the tears from falling, fat and wet down his cheeks. He wished he could’ve died with you, he would’ve given up everything for you. He would’ve fought even the strongest Gods if it meant he could have even one more night by your side. He felt his body shaking as he leaned down to place a kiss on your forehead, you were older physically but to him, you were still the same you from all those moons ago. It was then he realized his father had been right all along. 

Immortality was a curse.

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𝐐𝐮𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐁𝐞𝐞 // Technoblade

Published: 12th of October 2022 (Original; 22nd of July 2021) Type: Angsty, Fluff, Female reader TW: (semi) panic attacks, disowning (in a way), homelessness, death (bees), depression (possibly) Word count: 7430 Summary: Y/n is the Queen of a bee hive. Overall Queen bees do not leave the hive unless the hive is moving. Y/n has never been outside but she so desperately wants to. When she does, something unexpected happens while on an adventure with two teens to meet up with a certain King. (This is the longest one I've written so far)

Y/n POV

"Alright, guys, I know this is unusual," I announce, flying above my little bees. "But I am going to venture outside the hive," instant mumbling happened among the bees that were sat in front of me. "Now, don't worry too much, I won't go far! I promise!"

After a bit more reassurance to my little bees, I deem my announcement finished and fly back towards my castle within the hive. I was so excited. Ever since I was born, I had never left the hive, not even when I was crowned Queen after my mother had passed. So, now after 3 years of being Queen, I decided to do what I had always wanted. I was 21 now! I should be able to make a least one decision for myself.

I decided to eat first before I decided to venture outside. "Alright, I'm ready!" I said to myself, encouraging myself. With excitement still boosting my system, I flew out the entrance, being watched with careful eyes from my bees. A gasp instantly left my mouth at the beautiful sight of the flower forest. So many beautiful colours graced the horizon, including the sky.

"Oh my god! This place is so beautiful!" I yelled out, flying up into the sky, doing a few flips.

"Did you hear that?" I hear a males voice from somewhere behind me.

"Yeah, I haven't heard that voice before," another male voice said, I heard the rustling of the bushes behind me. Turning around slowly, I tilted my head sideways, awaiting whatever would come out. The bush was pushed aside and I came face to face with two males. One with brown hair and a scar on his face, the other black and white, split directly in the middle, one eye red, the other green. Both of them looked at me in confusion. The brown haired ones eyes, turning wider with excitement, while the other seemed to look at my crown in confusion.

"It's a bee!" The first male said, fully getting out of the bush to observe me as I flew around him.

"Tubbo, I don't think that's just any bee," the other said sounding concerned.

"What do you mean, Ranboo?"

"It's wearing a crown could be the king of a hive or something-"

"Hi! I'm actually Queen Bee!" I said, apparently too sudden for them as 'Tubbo' screamed in confusion and 'Ranboo' just looked at me wide eyed. "What? Never heard a bee talk before?" I asked, now confused myself.

"You can talk...?" Tubbo spoke first, he seemed hesitant as he reached his hand out. Me being my tiny self I flew a little closer and let his hand caress my cheek gently.

"Yes, I can talk," I tell him. "Don't my other bees talk to you guys?"

"I- no, I can't say they do," Ranboo said, still a bit confused. "But, since you're Queen, shouldn't you be in the hive?" He asked slowly.

"Oh!" Did I break one of the ground rules of being a bee by talking to them? "Well, technically yes, but I've never been outside the hive before, and everyone else has. So now that I am Queen, I thought, why not make one decision for myself."

"I am guessing, you really wanted to see the outside world, huh?" Tubbo asked, making me nod. "Well in that case, would you like to join us? We can write down our coordinates and we'll bring you back safely afterwards!"

"Wouldn't I be a bother?" I asked concerned.

"Of course not, let's go! Ranboo and I were just about to visit a friend in the nether."

"Oeh! What's the nether?" I ask in excitement as I follow after them. Flying just a few inches next to them, I look at my surroundings. Every now and then flying up to flowers just to sniff them. They smelled absolutely amazing!

"The nether is actually quite dangerous, but since you can fly, you should be alright," Ranboo starts off. "It could be described as hell in a way. It is significantly warmer than here, there is lava- basically everywhere and creatures that are not really a friend of us."

"Wow, first time outside and I'm already going on a dangerous quest!" I exclaimed in pure excitement. "Okay, how far till we reach this nether?"

"Well, first we need to keep walking- or well, flying for you, for a little while longer. Then we go through a portal. That's when we're in the nether, once there it will be a bit of a walk through it, in order to reach our friend."

The journey continued with us getting to know each other and me asking questions when I saw things I didn't recognize which was a lot! Soon enough we reached a portal that looked pretty random, and not like it belonged in the area. We were pretty far away from the flower forest now, had walked through two other biomes.

"This is it," Ranboo said, gesturing to the portal. "I'll go in first, then you can follow after me, Y/n and then Tubbo to make sure that you get through okay."

"Alright, let's do this! I'm excited!" I said clapping my hands. Tubbo chuckles at my excitement, Ranboo just shaking his head before he walks through the portal. "Oh! He just vanished!" I gasped when I saw him just - poof - disappear.

"Yep! Now lets, go, you next! Ranboo messaged me, saying it was safe for you to come through. Don't be scared alright, I'll be right behind you."

"I'm not scared," I tell him all hyped up! "I'm going to be-"

Third POV

"Ranboo, where is Y/n?" Tubbo asked as soon as he came through the portal and noticed the excited Queen bee was nowhere in sight.

"She didn't come through. Are you sure you went through after her?"

"What do you mean!? Of course, I am sure!" Tubbo said, confused and concerned. He had promised her that they would bring her home safely and now she disappeared into thin air. A hive doesn't function very well if there is no Queen to lead them.

"Oh! My head!" a voice both the boys recognized was heard. Their head instantly turning to it.

"Y/n? Where are you?" Ranboo asked, not seeing her in front of the portal. "Are you behind it?" When they don't get a real answer besides a groan, the two walk closer to the portal, slowly walking around it. Tubbo is the first to gasp at the sight.

"Oh my god!" He exclaims, quickly walking closer. "Are you okay?"

"I- yeah, I think so," the small wings on the bee Queens back start to flutter, but the bee doesn't lift off the floor. "W-why can't I- fly?" She asks quietly. Her eyes were still closed as her head still hurt a bit.

"Uhm, Y/n, I don't mean to scare you, but uhm... You just turned human..."

Y/n POV

Instantly my eyes fly open. I ignore the pain that shoots through my head as I look down at myself, seeing myself dressed in a royal-like dress covering my very much human-looking body. "No! Why am I human!? How would this happen!?" I panic. I pat my hands all over my body, my arms reaching behind my back. A sigh of relief leaving my lips when I feel my wings still there. I try to use my wings again to help myself stand up. It works but as soon as I stop to stand my knees buckled and I end back on the floor.

"Okay, Y/n, I have a potion for you," Tubbo says as I hear the cork being taking out of a glass vial. "I know you're confused, we are too. But you need to take this, it will strengthen you up a bit," I can hear the worry and confusion in his voice as he holds the vial out to me. "I promise you that this will help you," with slight hesitation I take it from him and down the potion quickly.

"Tubbo, I can't go back like this," I mutter, tears forming in my eyes.

"I know, we'll fix this, I promise," he says gently. "For now, though, we need to continue. It's not safe to stay in the same spot for too long. Our friend might actually be able to help us. He's a fantastic potion maker!" He says trying to reassure me that everything will be okay. I sniff slightly and nod, quickly wiping at my eyes to get rid of any tears that might have fallen. With the help of Ranboo I get back up on my two legs. A little wobbly but I could tell that the potion I was given gave me enough strength to walk.

"I'll hold on to you, just in case," Ranboo says gently, his arm around my middle making him hunch over a bit, my arm around his tall shoulders. Keeping me upright and steady. "This is probably very weird for you, isn't it?"

"It is yeah, - god you are gigantic, - but I trust you guys," I tell them with a slight smile.

"Alright, good. Tubbo, lead the way," with a nod from Tubbo we start slowly making our way through the hot nether. As we walked I couldn't help but continuously look down at myself like I would suddenly be a bee again. Yet every time I did I couldn't help but admire the beautiful dress I was wearing. I had no clue how I could have possibly transformed with a dress on as us bees don't wear clothes. The heels, as I learned from Ranboo, were actually surprisingly comfortable. The dress on the other hand was a bit of a hassle. It was a beautiful off white colour, leaning more towards gold. Had a sweetheart neckline with off the shoulder lace sleeves. The dress had a ballgown shape with layers upon layers of tulle. The top layer had beautiful lace detailing on the bottom going up to about midway. The lace on the corset also beautifully connected to the skirt of the dress making it look like a beautiful cohesive piece. Luckily the dress didn't feel too heavy and Ranboo was still able to stand pretty close to me in order to help me walk.

(So this⬆️ dress but this⬇️ colour basically or just pick whichever you like more)

"We're here!" Tubbo finally calls out. I look up, having mostly looked at the ground to make sure I didn't miss-step and not only make me fall in lava but also dragging Ranboo with me. We stood in front of a giant door that leads into a beautiful castle. The castle was surprisingly white for the red atmosphere of the Nether. The outside walls fully made of quarts. A pig-like guard grunts in a defensive manner, pointing his golden sword at me. My eyes widen from the action. Tubbo is quick to step in front of me tho.

"We're here to see King Technoblade, he should be expecting us?" Ranboo asks. The pig grunts again then scoffs before grunting and gesturing towards me again. 'How could they possibly understand this guy?'. "This is Queen Y/n, she is our plus one if you will," with one last grunt the guard opens the door and lets us in. Closing the door right after us.

"How did you understand that guard?" I ask in shock as we walk down the long hallway.

"Techno taught us enough piglin language to communicate with the guards," Tubbo explained, making a turn.

"First name basis, and walking around without a care in the world. You guys must be very close friends with King Technoblade," I comment.

"We are," Ranboo says with a soft smile. Tubbo knocks on a door, waiting for an answer, which we quickly received.

"Come in," a monotone voice calls out loud and clear from the other side of the door. Tubbo pushes against the heavy door, it opening with loud creaks.

"Hey Techno!" He says as he lets me and Ranboo in after him, staying by the door to close it behind us.

"Wow!" I gasp looking around the beautiful library we were now stood in. Rows upon rows of bookcases lined either side of the room. The middle had two long tables with benches on either side, one at the front and one in the back. In between the table were two three-seater leather sofas, a coffee table with a fireplace in the middle. On one of the leather sofas sat a giant male, dressed in black dress pants, a white button-up and a blood-red robe with golden chains connected on his chest, white fur outlining the edges. And last but not least, he wore a pig skull mask over half of his face. His mouth not being covered, revealing beautiful pale skin. He had surprisingly long pastel pink hair that was braided loosely, hanging over his right shoulder. He was reading a book, not looking up just yet.

"Who did you bring with you?" He questions as we slowly make our way over to him.

"This is Queen Y/n," Tubbo says already almost next to Techno.

"Ranboo, I don't know how to walk stairs," I whisper, a blush covering my cheeks as I looked down at the staircase. I didn't notice but Techno actually looked over, raising one of his eyebrows.

"She is a bee..," Tubbo added. Ranboo looked puzzled, unsure of how to help the bee Queen down the stairs. Techno seemed to notice and with a sigh, he put his book down. Standing up, with quick strides of his long legs he walked past Tubbo and Ranboo, up the stairs towards me. Standing in front of me he holds out both of his hands.

"Hold my hands," he says, still in the same monotone voice, the demand lingering a bit with annoyance. Slightly startled with the demand, I place my smaller hands into his much bigger ones. Slowly he guides me down the big staircase, one step at a time, him taking one step backwards as I take one forward. My legs are still wobbly but his hold on my hands keeps me from falling.

"Thank you," I whisper, being very grateful for his help.

"It's no problem. Take a seat," he says to all of us, gesturing to the sofas. He rings a bell and within seconds another piglin enter the room, grunting at Techno. "Bring us some tea," the piglin nods and just as quickly as he enters he is gone. The room is filled with pure silence as we sit, Techno staring directly at me but I didn't dare look into his eyes. He gave off this very intimidating aura, so instead, I played with the lace on my dress.

It takes what feels like hours but is actually only a few minutes for the piglin to return, this time with four teacups, a teapot, milk and sugar. He is quick to place everything down, pouring tea into every cup before leaving the room for the last time.

"So, care to explain why you brought a human Queen bee to my castle?" Techno asks after picking us his cup. Leaning back against the sofa, instantly taking a sip of his tea.

"Well," Ranboo starts. Explaining to Techno how they found me, why I was outside of the hive to begin with, all the way to the portal. "So I went through the portal first, then Y/n and then Tubbo. The only problem was, I never saw Y/n come through. Just Tubbo. When she went through the portal she somehow became human."

"Hmm," Techno hummed, from what I could tell he had no facial expression but the sound of the hum made me believe he was thinking. "And let me guess, you guys think I can turn her back into a bee?"

"That- Yeah, that-that is correct," Ranboo stutters.

"I am sorry, King Technoblade, if I had known this would happen I wouldn't have come with them. I am sorry to have become a burden to you," I spoke softly, looking down into the cup of tea, seeing my own reflection. I looked so different yet so similar. But I couldn't go back like this, for one I was human, second I wouldn't fit in the hive and third I would probably be banned from my own hive. I know that sounds stupid but me already venturing out of the hive was bad for said hive.

Techno doesn't respond immediately as he stares at the dejected Queen. He too could have lost his royal status a while back when he turned human. He understood what Y/n was going through.

"Alright, first things first," Techno sighs. "This happened when she came through the portal right?" Getting nods from all three. "Have you tried going back through the portal?" Ranboo seems to instantly facepalm himself at the very obvious idea. "I guess not," standing up abruptly he walks over to the Queen who was sat on the opposite sofa, diagonal from him. He offers his hand to her. "Let's try that first then shall we."

I take his hand as he helps me stand up. Once upright and balanced he hooks his arm around my elbow for a better hold. He takes careful strides as he leads the three of us out of the library.

"I didn't know you had a portal in the castle," Tubbo says as he and Ranboo follow behind Techno and me.

"It's for me and staff in case we need something from the overworld. We don't reveal its coordinates as that could lead to people infiltrating my castle from the inside."

"Smart, smart," Ranboo mumbles. It doesn't take too long before we reach the portal room and the two of us stand in front of it. My heartbeat picking up at just the sight of it.

"Alright, Queen Y/n, I understand that you're nervous," Techno's monotone voice spoke gently. "I'll be right with you, alright. Just follow me in and we'll go through together," I nod in acknowledgement of his reassuring words, taking a deep shaky breath. "Alright, Ranboo, Tubbo, you guys stay here, alright," after getting a nod from the two teens he starts to lead the two of us into the portal. "If it helps, you can always close your eyes," he whispers to me as we set the first foot into the portal. I nodded, gripping onto his hand tighter and closing my eyes.

I could tell we reached the Overworld when the air around me felt a lot colder. I didn't have a massive headache like it did before. Hell I didn't even feel any different. I still had my eyes closed.

"I didn't change, did I?" I mutter quietly. I gentle sigh comes from Techno.

"I'm sorry, Queen Y/n," he says. I open my eyes, staring at the ground. I start mumbling 'no, no, no' quietly and I slightly start to panic. I let go of Techno and go back through the portal, not even waiting a second once I am through, I go back through again and again and again. When I am back in the Overworld for a fourth time, ready to go back through again, Techno pulls me away from the portal. He turns me to look at him, taking away my hands which were covering my face. He gently cupped my face and wiped away my tears that I hadn't realized had started falling from the pure panic. "Y/n, I know you're panicked, but it's going to be okay," he says gently, rubbing his thumb over my cheek. He pulls me closer, carefully pulling me into a hug. I could tell he wasn't really a hugger but he knew I needed the comfort at the moment. "Look, I can't promise you that I can change you back, but I will do my absolute best, I promise you that."

"Thank you," I mumble into his chest. We stay in the hug for a bit longer as I calm down. His hand gently rubbing my back as I hiccup a bit. I slowly pull away from his warm embrace, my hands lingering on his chest. "I'm sorry," I whisper. "Thank you."

"It's okay, don't apologize," Techno gently holds my hand, slowly starting to guide me towards the portal again. "Let's go back alright?" I nod and follow him back through the portal. The warmth of the Nether feeling surprisingly comforting.

"Everything okay?" Ranboo asks as soon as we come back through.

"It will be," is what Techno answers, leading us to an entirely different room. Barrels were scattered all around filled with vials and hay to keep the vials from breaking. Shelves filled with potions, some hidden behind a locked glass case. Different ingredients for potions labeled and organized in chests and barrels. In the middle of the room stood multiple cauldrons and brewing stands. "Alright, I have one potion I know by heart that we can try out," he leads me over to a small wooden stool for me to sit down. I thank him and watch as he gives me a sweet smile before getting to work. He strides around the room getting all the ingredients he needs.

Third POV

Mean while Tubbo and Ranboo stand together, still close to the entrance. Both staring at the King and Queen, watching how the two interact with each other.

"Do you think..."

"Yes."

"But what happens when she's back to being a bee?"

"I have no clue."

The two kept staring as the two royals joked around and got to know each other. Chuckles and giggles filling the room. The two completely forgetting that the two teens were still there.

Y/n POV

"Alright, it's ready!" Techno announces after almost an hour of brewing. Pouring the pink potion into a vial, blowing on it to cool it down just a bit. "Be careful it's still warm," he says as he hands the vial to me. I nod blowing on it once more. I give him a nervous look before bringing the vial to my lips and downing the potion. It felt like a magic trick, smoke suddenly surrounded me and a poof sound was heard.

'Wait! Dit it work!?'

When the smoke vanish I looked down and realized I was a lot closer to the floor than before. "Oh my god!" I said fluttering my wings, tho they felt a lot different. "It worked!"

"I- eh, not exactly," Techno spoke with a soft chuckle.

"What do you mean?" I ask flying closer to him.

"You're a pig with wings right now," he says with a grin on his face. "Gotta say, you look really cute like this," he chuckles when I try to growl at him but instead I make snorting noises. "Yep, definitely cute. Hold up, I think I know what went wrong," he goes over to a barrel and takes out a vial of honey making me gasp.

"You better not have taken that without asking!" I tell him with a pointed look.

"I- eh- eh..." I turn my back to him with a huff, sitting down on the stool. Angry snorting noises coming from me. "I am sorry, okay," Techno says coming over to me, kneeling behind me. "You can't really blame me tho, before today I had no idea bees could talk," I huff again. "Hey, please, I'm sorry," I turn my head to look at him. "Can you drink this, please? It's milk, it should take the potion effect away," I fully turn around and let him pour the milk into my mouth, having no hands to hold the glass. Just like before I am surrounded by smoke. The smoke disappears and I look down at Techno, who is still kneeling in front of me, with crossed arms.

"Next time, all you gotta do is ask, alright?"

"Alright, I will," he says sincerely, receiving a smile from me. With that he goes back to brewing, another hour flying by. Tubbo and Ranboo having decided to leave the royals alone and roam around the big quarts castle.

"Is it ready?" I ask when I see him pour the golden potion into a vial.

"It is," he answers simply, handing me the vial. "Keep in mind, that if this doesn't work it may take a while," he informs me. I nod about to down the potion, but he stops me with a gentle hand. "But I don't want you to worry, alright."

"I know, I trust you," I tell him before downing the potion. I look up at Techno when after a while nothing happened.

"Hmm. I genuinely thought this would work," he confesses.

"I- it's o-okay," I said quietly, trying not to cry. "Y-you don't have an e-estimate time, r-right?"

"Of the next potion? Yeah, no. I'm sorry it didn't work."

"It's okay," I sniff slightly. "T-thank you for-for your help. I-I guess I should go home, a-and tell the bees."

"Wait, before you go," he takes out a bell, rings in and a piglin is quick to walk in. "Bring Ranboo and Tubbo back here," The piglin grunts in acknowledgement and runs off to fetch the two teens. "Tubbo and Ranboo will escort you back," he says gently. "Tubbo, what are the coordinates of the beehive?" He asks said teen as soon as he enters the room. Tubbo is quick to give him the coordinates. Techno heading off into a corner of the room where from a barrel he gets out a map, and a compass. Adding something to both items before handing both items to me. "If for whatever reason you need me, this map will lead you right to me, along with this compass," he explains when I open the map. On said map I was visible as a white arrow that showed me the inside of the castle, showing me I stood in front of a pink pig icon which was Techno. "If you tap the map it will zoom in or out," he steps a bit away from me. "The gold line between us shows you the quickest way to reach me."

"Thank you," I give him a genuine smile. I give him a hug before going with Tubbo and Ranboo who bring me safely back to the hive. The walk there is surprisingly quiet, all unsure on what to say or even talk about. "Thank you for bringing me back safely," I tell them sincerely. "I'll go and talk to the hive now, I hope you don't mind giving me some privacy."

"Of course," Ranboo says, pulling Tubbo with him to walk a bit back from where they came from.

Third POV

"What do you think will happen?" Tubbo asked Ranboo as they observed the Queen. She had knocked gently on the hive with her finger as to not startle the bees too much. And two bees came out to talk to her.

"I don't know, she's still human which means she can't enter the hive. Queens aren't supposed to leave the hive to begin with. Only when the entire hive is moving location," Ranboo says, watching closely to how the two bees react to the Queen.

"Techno said he'll continue working on a potion for her that should change her back into a bee. What do you think will happen to the two of them then? I mean we both saw the way they looked at each other."

"I know but I-" Ranboo cuts himself off when he see the two bees enter the hive, leaving Y/n outside with tears streaming down her face. Before he can even address her, she runs off in a random direction. "Wha- Where is she going?"

"I don't know, should we follow?" Tubbo asks following Y/n's dress through the trees. "Or should we leave her for a moment?"

"I don't know, we can follow slowly, giver her time to think," with that the two teens follow the queen. Sadly they loose sight of her pretty quickly.

Techno's POV

With a frustrated sigh I drop the book onto the table. I was back in the library, three stacks of books on the table around me. I had picked out multiple books on potions and transfiguration. Y/n had looked so upset when both potions didn't work, along with the whole portal incident. I don't wanna disappoint her, but at the same tim-

"Techno," my head shot up from the open book on the table. There stumbling down the staircase was the Queen bee. She had tears running down her puffy pink cheeks.

"Hey, what's going on?" I ask concerned, walking over quickly, meeting her at the bottom of the stairs where she instantly falls into my chest. Holding onto my dress shirt tightly. She sobs quietly into my chest and I know not to speak. I wrap my arms around her gently, it feeling almost natural to hold her close like this. I rub her back gently, my other hand moving to her head, caressing her head.

"I'm sorry," Y/n speaks softly it being more muffled by her face being hidden in my chest.

"It's alright," I squeeze her a bit in reassurance. "I told you you could always come here for whatever reason," I tell her quietly, placing a gentle peck on her forehead. "I wasn't lying, I am here for you, alright?" I feel her nod against my chest, she sniffs a few times before slowly pulling away, just enough to look up at me. Her hands staying on my chest.

"I-I.. I don't-don't have a h-home anymore," she quietly confesses. "I- I'm not a-allowed back, unless I am a b-bee," she looks down in - I think - shame. She removes one hand off my chest, she grabs her crown, throwing it on the floor.

"Wha-"

"I don't deserve it," she says in a clear whisper. I decide not to say anything, ignoring the voice in my head that want me to mock her for this action. She doesn't need anyone else talking her down, not now, not ever.

"You can stay here with me, alright," I tell her, grabbing hold of the hand that now hangs loosely at her side. "My home will be your home for however long you need it to be," she looks up at me, a sad but thankful look in her eyes. "Would you like me to bring you to your room?" I ask, already knowing exactly what room I want her to be in.

"Yes please, I could use some sleep," she answers quietly. I nod, giving her a smile.

"Alright," I lead her back up the stairs, looking back once, at the beautiful crown that laid discarded on the floor. 'I'll have to keep it safe for her'. The walk is quiet, there being no need to speak. She gently leans on me as we walk, her head on my shoulder. I couldn't help but smile when I felt her head hit my shoulder. Some of the voices panicked, while others were cooing at the cute Queen bee. "This is it," I tell her when we reach the room. I open the door for her and walk her inside. "If you need me for anything, you know how to find me, and other wise, my room is right across from you."

"Thank you, Techno," she says with a slight smile on her lips. "It means a lot to me," she seems hesitant for a moment before she stands on her tippy toes and pecks my cheek just below my mask.

Y/n's POV

Weeks go by and I ended up staying with Techno in his castle. It took me a while to get used to this human body but I loved it. I learned new human things every day with the help of Techno all the while he did his best to combine his kingly duties and making a potion to make me a bee again. I was so grateful of him so I tried my best to make things easier for him. I did so by fetching stuff for him or getting him something to drink. Just anything really. During these weeks me and Techno had gotten a lot closer too. We had fallen into quite the cute routine, I would wake up before him, go down to the kitchen and make him tea. I hadn't learned how to make or cook any foods yet. But Techno would tell me it was fine that I didn't know how to cook, that's what the piglins were there for. Once the tea would be ready I would go up to his room and knock. Usually, he would still be asleep, so I would crack the door open just a snitch to check, before entering the room.

"Techno," I whisper while walking over to the bed quietly. Setting the cup down on the nightstand. Walking over to the windows I open the curtains. There was no such thing as sunlight here, but it was definitely lighter out there than inside the room.

"Always the curtains," Techno complains jokingly from the bed. Giggling, I flutter my wings getting on top of the bed.

"It's morning, time to get up," I tell him whilst sitting next to him. Patting his leg over the sheets in a way to wake him up more.

"The nether doesn't have time," Techno teases, pulling on my hand to make me lay down next to him. Yeah, I loved these moments.

"Did you end up staying up till later?" I ask while I lie next to him.

"Yeah," he says with an expressive sigh. "I think I might have found it," I sit up straight instantly.

"Really?" I whisper hopefully. Techno nods looking up at me with a gentle smile. A bright smile takes over my face as I leap forward wrapping my arms around him. Connecting my lips to his in a kiss filled with gratefulness. I could tell it startled him slightly, but this wasn't the first time we had kissed. Techno slowly sat up, our lips still connected, his hand moving to my cheek. Running his hand through my hair he pulls suddenly making me gasp. He slips his tongue into my mouth, meeting mine they fight over dominance, tho Techno had already won. After a while we pull away to properly breath, a dark blush lingering on my cheeks.

"Alright, even tho I love kissing you, I think we should get up," Techno says, a slight smirk on his lips when he notices my red cheeks.

"Wait, do you want me to brush you hair first?" I ask when he sits on the edge of the bed. I don't wait for an answer, flying off the bed, I walk and grab the hair brush along with a hair tie from a dresser. I sit down behind him and start to gently brush the knots out of his beautifully long pink hair.

"I'm going to miss this," I hear Techno mumble as he lets out a sigh. I can't tell whether its a sigh of enjoyment or of reluctance. So I let it slide for now. Once I am done getting all the knots out, I start to braid his hair loosely, knowing he preferred it that way.

"Alright, done," I tell him after I take his crown off its stand and gently placing it on his head.

"Thank you," he is quick to get dressed in his walk in closet and then we're off to the brewing room. On the way he shows me the book where he found the possibly working potion in. He was going to need quite a few ingredients but we both knew he had all of them in stock.

It takes a few hours to make but we endure it and when its ready I am just so nervous. I couldn't wait to go home! But at the same time, would I ever get to see Techno again?

"Alright, this is it," Techno says once he pored the finished potion into a vial. "Do you want to try it now?"

"Yeah, lets do it," I tell him nervously. Taking my hand, he gives me a reassuring squeeze. Taking the vial I look into his ruby eyes for encouragement. Those beautiful eyes being visible since he had gotten used to not wearing his mask around me. Ever since I spent a night in his bedroom when I had gotten scared of a wither Skelton terrorizing me outside my window. With one last gulp I drink the potion like a shot and wait with closed eyes. "Did it work?" I ask uncertain.

"Why don't you take a look for yourself," hesitantly I open my eyes looking down I notice that there is no dress and instead just empty space.

"Oh my god! It worked! Techno, thank you so much!" I fly up to him and nuzzle his cheek making him chuckle.

"Yes, I know I am a genius," he chuckles. "Let's bring you home now, alright," he takes two more vials and fills them with leftover potion, mumbling a 'just in case'. Grabbing a satchel he places the potions in there. "I need to grab one more thing, stay here and I'll be right back, alright?" I nod and watch as he leaves.

'Would the bees let me leave in order to meet Techno? Probably not. If anything I would probably be forced to stay inside for the rest of my days'

"Okay, lets go," Techno says once he's back, his face now covered with a pig mask. The way to the portal closest to home is quiet as Techno protects me from anything that tries to attack, from Ghasts, Blazes and Hoglins to just regular skeletons.

"I'm going to miss you," I tell him just before we reach the portal. Techno seems surprised before putting on what seems to be a serious face.

"Me too, but you're always allowed to visit, keep that in mind."

"That's the thing, I don't think they'll allow me to leave the hive when I return."

"I'll come visit you then, the potion will most likely work on me too."

"You would?" I ask with a small smile playing on my lips.

"Definitely," he chuckles. Looking back forward we see the portal. Taking a deep breath both of us walk through. Instantly I notice a difference.

"I swear it has to do with this portal specifically," I grumble as I stare down at my dress, me having turned human once more.

"Good thing I brought extra," Techno smiles taking another vial from the satchel and I swear I see something else glisten inside. "It's going to be okay," he says, placing a reassuring peck on my cheek. I nod and take the potion once more, instantly turning to my bee self again.

"At least the potion isn't world related," I chuckle and we continue the rest of the long walk towards my hive.

"Wait a second," I whisper when we're almost there.

"Wha- why?" Techno asks confused, while my eyes are set on something. Tears already forming in my eyes.

"No...," I mutter, picking up the pace, I fly over to the hive just to see it grayed out and not taken care of. "No, no, no!" Flying into the hive I am met with a horrifying sight.

"Look who we have here," a frustrated voice says. "The Queen who oh so desperately wanted to leave the hive. Look what happened."

"B-but I-... I didn't mean for this to happen!" I tell the only bee left alive.

"Yeah, well, it did," the bee gives me an angry look before heading for the opening. "I wouldn't suggest staying. You're now the Queen of an empty hive," with that he flies out. I land on the floor as tears start freely rolling down my cheeks. I got everyone killed, just because I wanted to see the world. A hive does not function without its Queen...

I stay there on the floor for a while longer just mourning and feeling disappointed in myself. A gentle knock on the hive makes me get up. Knowing its Techno I fly out but turn so I don't look at him.

"I told you I'm not worthy of wearing my crown," I tell him quietly. "Because of my selfish action, I got my entire hive killed."

"Y/n, it's not your fault," Techno says making me scoff. 'As if'. "You didn't know the portal would make you human, no one could have warned you for that either! No one knew bees could talk till you decided to come out."

"Techno, it is entirely my fault! If I hadn't been selfish I would still have a living and thriving hive!" I burst out at him. "A hive doesn't function without its Queen. I left for selfish reasons and it killed the hive up to the last one standing!" Techno stays silent as I rant, definitely not used to me reacting like this. "Do you know who that was? That last bee was James, my personal guard. Someone who always looked out for me and told me I was the best Queen this hive had ever had. I cared so fucking much about every single bee. I was the only Queen to ever learn every single bees name," I cry out, sinking down to the grass-covered ground. "And now they're all dead. Just- ... just stomp on me. I don't deserve to live while they're not here."

"No," is the simple answer Techno gives. I stare at him wide eyed, shock covering my face. "Look I am no bee expert, but no matter what being you are. You shouldn't have to be locked up in one space for the rest of your life-"

"I mean, I could roam the hive-"

"You know what I mean, Y/n! I could tell from the moment I met you, you weren't meant for the bee life. You wanna go see the world, you want to explore, want to go on adventures! Being cooped up in that hive would not make you happy!" I couldn't help but agree. He was right. I did want to do those things. I loved being there for all my bees but the longing to go outside was much, much bigger. "So, I have a proposal for you," he clears his throat, getting down on one knee. "Would you, Y/n L/n, do the honors of becoming my Queen? We'll take care of all the piglins in my kingdom, go on adventures together and explore the entire world and beyond," my eyes grow wide when I see him take out my crown from the satchel, presenting it to me.

"You- A-are you sure?" I ask quietly, looking from my crown up to him.

"Well, preferably in human form, but yes," he chuckles sincerely, making me smile my sad tears replaced with happy once.

"I would love to be your Queen," I tell him with a grin on my face. "You don't happen to have any milk on you, do you?" Techno chuckles at my face before reaching into the satchel and handing me some milk. Drinking it quickly I transform in front of him, sitting on my knees in front of his kneeled being. I look down shyly, only looking up when I feel something heavy being placed on my head. It was my crown. With a bright smile I jump into his arms, pressing a passionate kiss to his lips.

And they lived happily ever after! Going on adventures together to who knows where!

I hope you enjoyed this long ass oneshot! Let me know what you think and maybe hopefully stick around for a few more!

#dsmp #dream smp #dsmp fanfic #technoblade #technoblade x reader #technoblade x y/n #technoblade x you #c!techno #c!techno x reader

[i-am-recycling]

So idea, technoblade finds a tiny tiny newborn baby who's a cat hybrid,

The baby's mother got lost in the snow and eventually came acros technos house. trying to get out of the cold as she was about to give birth she took shelter among the wolves, where she gave birth then died. The baby is very tiny and they're still blind and deaf because cat babies are both blind and deaf (Their eyes will open in about 7 to 14 days, and their ear canals will open between 10 and 14 days old).

So techno finds them when he gets home later that night and gos to feed the wolves.the baby is just so small and still somewhat covered in blood/after birth although the wolves have cleaned off most of it in their attempt to take care of them.

so the baby is just like surrounded and protected by the wolves. techno is debating what to do and is somewhat conflicted, because they ARE an orphan, but they are just so small and helpless. Techno has never seen such a small baby, especially not a newborn one, not that he has seen many babies.

(I wud like to note that phillza is away and won't be back for a while)

He soon decides to kill them, as the voysis demand it. so he picks them up to do so, and they are just so, so small and helpless, and he could easily kill them, and would have, but as soon as he picks them up they kind of snuggle into his hands, And maybe like mue and he just melts. His instincts kick in so he takes them inside, and cleans them up, and does his best to give food/milk and he has a bit of trouble. the whole time he's just terrified of dropping/hurting them because they're just so small and fragile. After they are clean and fed they fall asleep on him. He is already wrapped around their little finger, because they are so small and innocent, helpless and fragile, but he is dangerous and could kill them but they trust him so much as to fall asleep on him. so he just stays there thinking as the voices yell at him and argue amongst themselves.

Over the next 11 days he does his best to take care of them but obviously makes mistakes because he has never done this before. (baby starts being able to hear day 10 but their eyes are still closed). He just loves them so much but is still in deep denial because he's dangerous and is terrified of hurting them though he won't admit it either of these things.

When phillza finally gets back techno immediately hands the baby over to him. baby cries and squirms and cries Some more Because this isn't their daddy, and yes they can tell despite still not being able to see yet. Because they don't smell like their daddy, these Hands aren't as big as his, and they are not as warm as him, nor is their voice the same. Despite the baby's clear distress and general dislike for the situation, Techno Convinces Phil to take them, much to some of the voices dismay and to others releaf.

But the baby won't eat or sleep with Phil and just keeps crying. so phillza convinces techno to at least see if he can get them to eat something because Phil cant no matter how hard he tries, and phill is getting very concerned because it's been a full day. Baby Has by this point worn themself out from crying but still won't sleep, but as soon as techno holds them they stop crying and immediately take the bottle. They finish the whole bottle, and then immediately fall asleep, but wake up and cry as soon as techno tries to put them down or hand them to phill. So techno gives in and takes them back to his cabin and it's just so cute.

This whole time he has avoided naming them because he didn't want to get attached Or admit he likes them, but now he finally gives in and starts looking for a name, but he never puts the baby down. Then just as he finds a name that he likes, the baby makes a sound so he looks down to find them awake with their eyes open looking so happy to see him. Thay reach for his face and he melts

Someone pleas wright this it would make me so happy.

Im sorry for my horrific spelling and grammar, despite tipping this in google docks and editing the heck out of it, spell check can only help so much.

#technoblade #dsmp fic #dsmp #dsmp techno #c techno #reader insert #dsmp x reader #techno x y/n #techno x reader #dream smp #dream smp x reader

[sardonic-the-writer]

Ok my request is basically a Techno request (cuz im a huge simp)

The reader is Techs partner and they have chronic back pain, it's gotten so bad that they can't lay, sit or stand for Long periods of time due to the Chronic back pain. And after a day of Working in their little garden that they somehow maneged to keep alive in the Tundra they notice that they can't get up, they try to lean up and stretch but it feels like a rubber band snapped in half in their back and a loud crack is heard which startles Steve who was close by to keep an eye on the reader. They aren't able to move and their starting to panic not only because they can't move but also because of the immense pain in their back. Steve ends up getting Techno, who helps them up and just takes care of them. Just something sweet and soft with a little bit of angst/anxiety mixed into it.

(also this totally didn't happen to me nooo)

I hope you feel better babes. That sounds terrible :(

Have you thought of getting that checked out? Or just taking it a little easier from day to day? Dunno if that helps but it's worth a shot

Techno was extremely concerned

He didn't show it very well, but if you looked close enough a small worry line has creased in between his furrowed eye brows

You were laying down next to a warm and purring Steve who occasionally looked up at Techno with big eyes as if saying "will they be okay?"

The piglin hybrid was one more incident away from calling Phil and seeing if the avian had any sort of technique to heal you. Or at least ease the pain a little bit

But for now there wasn't much any of you could do right now but wait the pain out together

So with a reluctant sigh and a soft gaze he nestled down next to you

#techno x reader #techno #c!techno #c!techno x reader #dsmp #dsmp x reader #(y/n) #anon asks

[fairlyang]

El perdedor 🕷️

finding your ex at the club

w/c: 2.7K

pairing: ex!miguel x latina!reader

tags: rebound, dancing, a lil gay if you squint, shaking ass, jealousy, delulu ex, slowly folding

notes: i posted this shit back in june and when I was reposting everything I really didn’t wanna repost this one but I think there’s more latinas here entonces para ustedes mis amores <3 (only thing I changed from this was the pov bc it was so bad LMAO but it was my 4th fic of mig)

You roll your eyes at your new fling's friend after making a nasty joke of a girl who just walked past you. He takes notice and tells you to stop being so uptight. "Then stop being such a dick." You say and he snorts.

You roll your eyes and look away from him. Having to deal with this bullshit just for some mediocre dick with alright dirty talk? Probably one of my worst decisions to date.

Next to breaking up with Miguel.... But your ego will never let you admit that you miss him and his won't either, clearly since it's been two months. But you couldn't wait around to find out so you’ve been fooling around a bit. Nothing serious since you’re not in the right headspace for that and Daniel knows that. Just here for the drinks, alright sex, and decent conversations.

You’re in line to get into a club but as it's almost midnight it's the hot hour of everyone wanting to get wasted. "Why can't we go to another club? This line is so fucking long-" a girl from fling's friend group asks.

"This is the only one with incredible strippe-"

You groan and shake your head. "Don't you have a girlfriend?"

"It's none of your business actua-"

"You two didn't break up though, Y/n kinda has a point....." Daniel speaks up and he pretends to cry.

"Whah whah- so what? She thinks she can still be friends with her ex while being with me? Then I'll just have my own fun." He says with a smirk and you have the most disgusted look on your face ever.

The other girl does as well and just shakes her head. The lines finally starts moving and at a fast pace actually until it stops with the people in front of you showing the bouncers their ids. You get your out from your bra making the annoying asshole smirk. "Fuck off."

He holds up his hands in defense and Daniel moves to stand next to you. "Soon as we're in there he's gonna be out of our hands alright?" He whispers and you just nod.

The people in front of you finally show them and you step forward. You give it to the bouncer to the left and he looks at it and feels it for a few seconds before handing it back and nods. You move forward, putting it in your phone case, and wait for Daniel to get his checked and you step into the first set of doors. You both wait for the other two and you can instantly smell all the sweat and alcohol. Amazing.

They both finally join you and walk ahead of you, not caring you guys waited. You give Daniel a look and he shrugs. Asshole goes straight to where there are indeed strippers and home girl was nowhere to be seen. That was fast.

"So drinks?" Daniel asks and you nod following him to the main bar.

You walk through people just standing around by booths and table and other who are just making out. You make it to the bar and Daniel says something you can't hear because of the loud techno with pop music. The bartender takes out two shot glasses and fills them to the very top. Daniel picks them both up and gives you yours.

You raise it up and bring it to your mouth and swallow it fast. You gag a little and he laughs. "You fine with just one?"

"For now yeah I think." You say and put the glass back on the counter nodding to the bartender.

You turn back around and watch as Daniel is looking over at a booth almost near the entrance. How can he even see that far.....

You squint but know you have fucked up eye sight so you just stop. "Oh shit- wait here I think I just recognized someone-" he says and starts walking away.

You blink and call out after him, "you're leaving me like that??"

"I'll make it up to you." He turns to look at you then walks away making you roll your eyes. The audacity.

You let out a sigh and shake your head. Dickhead. You turn back to the bar and take a seat. "Another shot please and can you put it on my friend's tab?" You ask with a slight smirk.

He laughs and nods taking out a clean shot glass and once again filling it to the brim. You smile and grab it, then swallow it faster than the first. You don't gag too bad this time and put the glass down. Then your head snaps to the speakers within hearing one singular second of Gasolina by daddy yankee.

You make your way to the dance floor and move in towards the middle where there's a group of girls just dancing with each other. You smile and just dance next to them when one of them grabs your hand and dances with you. You laugh and move your hips to the beat while singing the lyrics with the other girls. All the girls are dancing with each other and taking turns with each other.

You ended up swapping places with another girl and she had the brightest smile while shaking her ass a bit on you. Which was fine because who doesn't like dancing and shaking ass with the girlies to this song?

Zúmbale mambo pa' que mi gata prenda lo' motore'

Zúmbale mambo pa' que mi gata prenda lo' motore'

Zúmbale mambo pa' que mi gata prenda lo' motore'

Que se preparen que lo que viene es pa' que le den (duro)

The first girl you were with found you again and stands in front of you and grinds against you to the beat. You held her hips and she grabs your other hand to hold it. So cute.

You switch off with her, dancing on her then shaking a bit of ass on her, and she hypes you up, screaming and smacking it playfully. You turn around and start laughing which makes her do so as well. "Girl give me your number immediately!!" She screams and you nod as she passes me her phone.

"I love making new girlfriends cuando sale gasolina. Todas las hermosas salen y se tan divertido!" She screams and you nod. (I love making new girlfriends when gasolina plays. All the gorgeous girls come out and it's so much fun!)

"Rally up all the baddies with just one song." You scream back and she laughs.

"I'm Y/n by the way!"

"I'm Rosa! I gotta go but we should do this again!! You're an incredible dancing partner!" She exclaims and you grin.

"Anytime!!" You say and wave goodbye as she leaves.

You dance to the beat of the chorus of Perra by tokischa with the leftover girlies as you all scream the lyrics and one girl even got on all floors and crawled her way to her friend. You all screamed and you just burst out laughing until your stomach starts hurting and you have to stop to breathe.

Then you hear El Perdedor by Maluma start playing and you get excited because you love singing it.

Baby (¿Pa' qué me estás llamando?)

"Pa que me estás llamando???" You scream with the two other girls that were left from the little circle.

Dime si es verdad que él te trae loca

(Y ¿ahora es que te importa?) ¿Ah si?

You sing the lyrics but notice the girls already left so there's no more circle or a triangle and now you’re just surrounded by couples. Unfortunate.

Aún no lo creo, que en tan poco tiempo y ya besas otra boca

(De mala) ¿Qué?

You listen to the lyrics and widen your eyes. Seems a little too close to home....

Dime cuál fue mi error

Si mi único delito solo fue amarte

Hoy soy el perdedor (Bebé, no)

Él me ha robado el truco para enamorarte

You feel a pit in your stomach suddenly unsure of what it is until you feel a person's presence standing behind you. Their hands grabs your hips bringing you closer to them and you widen your eyes.

Y dime que me amas, aunque sea mentira

No puedo negarte, los celos me están matando

They move your hair from the left side of your face and sing the lyrics to you. oh shit-

Y dile en su cara que aún por mí suspiras

Me parte el alma no volver a verte

"Al fin me toca verte...." He whispers directly in your ear leaving shivers down your spine and arms. (Finally I get to see you)

Y dime que me amas, aunque sea mentira

Sabes que no hay nadie como yo

Y dile en su cara que aún por mí suspiras

No te engañes, no me olvidarás

"I know for you it isn't a lie... and have you told your new man you haven't forgotten about me?" He whispers as those lines play, leaving the lightest kisses below your ear. You pull away slightly pushing him off and turn to look at him.

Está claro que tú mereces alguien mejor

"And you're gonna tell me I deserve better than you?" You ask with a scoff staring right at Miguel O'hara's eyes making him smirk.

No sé en qué fallé, pero no hay otro como yo

Oye ma', dame otra oportunidad

Bien sabes no soy así, solo tú me haces rogar

Mirándome al espejo y peleando con mi ego

Si entre más me alejo, más te pienso

"There's no better than me sweetheart. But you really are the only one I'll ever beg for..." he says his hands slipping to your waist and bringing you as close to him as as possible.

"And I have been fighting my ego trying not to contact you...." he says and you can't believe he's just repeating the lyrics for you and them making complete sense to your situation.

Dime cuál fue mi error

Si mi único delito solo fue amarte

Hoy soy el perdedor

Él me ha robado el truco para enamorarte

He whispers the lyrics softly to you then gets kind of annoyed at the last line making you snort.

Y dime que me amas, aunque sea mentira

No puedo negarte, los celos me están matando

Y dile en su cara que aún por mí suspiras

Me parte el alma no volver a verte

"You have no fucking idea how badly the jealousy has been eating me alive..." he growls and you bite your lip.

"So did you tell him about me?" He asks with a smirk on his face.

Y dime que me amas, aunque sea mentira

Sabes que no hay nadie como yo

Y dile en su cara que aún por mí suspiras

No te engañes, no me olvidarás

"Don't be st-stupid-" you say, not even able to keep a straight face or manage to keep the eye contact.

He scoffs and lifts your chin with two fingers to look up at him. Jesus.

Y si te da la gana de volver a verme

Estaré disponible para contestarte

Y yo sé que, por tu parte, no sientes rencores

Quizás mañana vuelvas pa' que te enamore (More')

"I'm actually not sure if you regret it.. but I know deep down you do." He says and you bite your tongue.

"Y envés de mañana," he whispers and moves his face to leave wet kisses on your neck, "tal ves quieres que te enamores de mi otra ves, ahorita mismo." (And instead of tomorrow, maybe you want to fall in love with me again, right now.)

Cuando tomábamos, lo hacíamos

Fumábamos, y reíamos

Éramos dos locos sin saber pa' dónde íbamos

Pero son cosas del destino

Al pasar el tiempo, tú cogiste tu camino

"E-estas loco- no ha- no hables tonterías." You say as your breathing is suddenly all over the place. (Y-you're crazy- don't ta- don't talk nonsense)

He comes up and nibbles on your ear, his hands dangerously near your ass while yours are on his chest. 

Está claro que tú mereces alguien mejor

No sé en qué fallé, pero no hay otro como yo

Dime cuál fue mi error

Si mi único delito solo fue amarte

"Pues porque te pones tan nerviosa?" He whispers and you sigh. (Then why are you getting so nervous)

You feel like you can't even move but you’re not going to admit shit- you can't break that fucking easily.

Hoy soy el perdedor

Él me ha robado el truco para enamorarte

"Porque creo... que yo voy a ser el ganador. Ahora dime en donde está tu otro galán?" He pulls away and looks deep into your eyes. Fuck. (Because I think... that I'm going to be the winner. Now tell me where's your other hunk?)

"Just abandoned my ass- wait- MIGUEL- did you do something to him?!?" You mutter.

Y dime que me amas, aunque sea mentira

No puedo negarte, los celos me están matando

Y dile en su cara que aún por mí suspiras

Me parte el alma no volver a verte

"I'll answer your question if you tell me you love me." He says with a smirk making you groan.

"Miguel I'm not doing this shit with you right now-" you say trying to wiggle out of his grasp fast which you successfully do now trying your best to leave the dance floor.

But he catches up to you, grabs your arm and brings you close to him. Your back against his chest, your ass on his crotch. You bite your lip and shake your head. "Por que apenas vienes a encontrarme?" You look up at him and ask. (Why are you barely coming to find me?)

Y dime que me amas, aunque sea mentira

Sabes que no hay nadie como yo

Y dile en su cara que aún por mí suspiras

Que por mí suspiras, que no, que no, que no

Yo', baby

(Solo fue amarte) Y te hablo claro

He shifts uncomfortably for a second and looks around. "I haven't even been in our universe since the break up love...."

You turn to face him and widen your eyes. "Did something happen?" I ask with a worried expression.

¿Sabes qué?

Él no te hace el amor

No te trata bien

Y que yo fui el primero en tu vida

"I'm not telling you any more. I-I just didn't want to put your life at risk- and well I still don't." He says but it doesn't stop your heart beat from calming down.

"Y-you- can we leave?" You ask and he quickly nods. You hold onto his arm while you try to move past the crowds of people and to the exit.

You walk past the booths by the entrance and Danny was actually there- taking shots off some girl's tits. You roll your eyes and make a mental note to block his ass on everything. "So you really didn't do shit to him...." you mutter and he scoffs.

"You actually thought I did?" He responds sarcastically.

"You're insufferable." You say shaking your head trying to hide your smile.

You walk out the doors and you sigh. He takes the lead in walking you a couple blocks before he pulls up to an alleyway and you furrow your brows. He then makes sure no one is near and pushed a button on his watch so his suit can appear onto his skin. "Really? Instead of an Uber?" You tease and he rolls his eyes.

"Es más fácil." He says and motioning for you to step forward. (It’s easier)

"Claro! Lo que digas codo." You say laughing and holding onto him. (Of course! Whatever you say cheap-stake)

"Jump."

You do so and he suddenly has your legs wrapped around his waist by the side. "You know the drill cariño."

You nod and wrap your arms tightly around his neck. He swings you out and we're high up in the city. All the lights made the city look even prettier especially from up here. Though you never got use to it, the first few times you threw up after. You laugh at the memory and lean your head against his shoulder. You hear him sigh and you do so as well. You’ve missed him.

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translations (lazy to drag em up)

Baby! (Why are you calling me?)

Tell me if it's true that he makes you crazy

(And what's important to you?)

I still can't believe that after such little time you're already kissing someone else

What the hell?

Tell me where I messed up

If my only error was loving you

Today I'm the loser

They've stolen my trick to make you fall in love

And tell me that you love me even if it's a lie

I can't deny you, this jealousy is killing me

And tell it to his face that you still breathe for me

My heart is splitting in two and I won't ever see you again

and tell me that you love me even if it's a lie

You can already see there is no one like me

and tell it to his face that you still breathe for me

Don't trick yourself, you know you won't ever forget me

It's clear that you deserve someone better

I don't know where I messed up but there is no one like me

Listen babe, give me another opportunity you know I'm not like this...you're the only one who can make me beg like this

Looking at myself in the mirror and fighting with my ego the further I get from you the more I think of you

Tell me where I messed up

If my only error was loving you

Today I'm the loser

They've stolen my trick to make you fall in love

And tell me that you love me even if it's a lie

I can't deny you, this jealousy is killing me

And tell it to his face that you still breathe for me

My heart is splitting in two and I won't ever see you again

And tell me that you love me even if it's a lie

You can already see that there isn't anyone like me

and tell it to his face, that you still breathe for me

Don't trick yourself, you won't ever forget me

and if that makes you want to come back to me

I'll be waiting to answer you

I know that for your part you don't feel any resentment

Maybe tomorrow you'll be back to fall in love

When we used to drink we smashed, we filmed it, and we watched it

We were two crazy people not knowing where we were going

But that is talking about destiny

As time went on you chose your path

It's clear that you deserve someone better

I don't know where I messed up

But there isn't anyone like me

Tell me what my mistake was

If my only error was to love you

Today I'm the loser

They've stolen the trick to make you fall in love

And tell me that you love me even if it is a lie

I can't deny you, the jealous is killing me

and tell it to his face, that you're still breathing for me

My heart is splitting in to, I won't ever see you again

and tell me that you love me even if it's a lie

You can already see that there is no one like me

and tell it to his face that you're still breathing for me

Because of my breaths, you're not, you're not

And you know what?

He doesn't make love to you, he doesn't treat you right, and I was the first man in your life

#miguel ohara #across the spiderverse #miguel o hara #miguel ohara imagine #miguel ohara x reader #atsv miguel #miguel ohara oneshot #miguel o'hara #miguel ohara x y/n #spiderman 2099

[iamthemain-character]

That’s Your Ex?

c!technoblade x goddess! reader, ex!dreamXD x reader, hinted dreamXD x c!georgenotfound

she/her pronouns

TW: none

mcyt masterlist

You could practically feel the stare; sure enough, as you turned your head towards your partner, he was looking at you as if he had never seen you before.

You straightened up, stretching after being bent over the potato garden for hours. The snow was lightly melting, and you knew that Technoblade enjoyed the moments of sunshine that broke the monotony of snowy tundra.

Collecting the harvested potatoes, you still could feel Techno watching you.

“It’s impolite to stare you know.”

“Art is meant to be looked at.”

Slightly scoffing at the complimentary pickup line, you threw a clump of dirt at your partner. “That was cheesy and you know it.”

Technoblade smiled, getting up and walking over to you. When he reached your side, he held your face in his hands, his thumbs gently running over your cheeks. “Maybe, but you are absolutely gorgeous.”

Technoblade placed a kiss on your forehead before turning and taking his basket of seedling potatoes back towards the house. Collecting up your materials as well, you followed his footsteps.

Just as you were coming around the corner, however, you saw Technoblade standing, his sword drawn. Hearing your footsteps as you approached he held his hand out, warning you to stay back, but you were not so easily wavered. Looking over Techno’s shoulder, you saw what the threat was:

your ex.

More specifically, DreamXD. You two had once had an on again, off again type of relationship, mostly full of grand gifts and excessive flirting on your ex’s part. Eventually you got tired of it and moved on, and later you were rewarded with the love of your life.

But DreamXD was a jealous god, and he had a hard time letting you go. He used to try to win you back, swinging wildly between lavish gifts and intense threats. You knew at the end of the day, however, that he would never lay a hand on you. You both were wise enough to know that no one ever won in a war between gods.

Eventually, you did tire of the constant unwelcome attention, so you moved into the mortal realm. And that was how you met Technoblade and eventually fell in love.

But now DreamXD was here again, determined to ruin the peace. Rolling your eyes, you walked by Techno, arms crossing over your chest as you stopped in front of DreamXD.

“Y/n.” His voice was smooth and echoey this time, the one he used when he wanted to fit in with mortals.

“DreamXD. What are you doing here?”

The god titled his head, playing up innocence. “It’s been a while Y/n, can’t I come see you?”

Scoffing, you shook your head in return. “We both know you don’t just ‘come to see’ people. Please don’t tell me you want me to come back to you again.”

DreamXD paused a moment, considering your words. “You really don’t miss what we had, what we were?”

“No. No DreamXD, I don’t miss you.”

He didn’t respond; he simply stood there and stared at you. He shifted his gaze behind you, looking at Technoblade.

“You fell in love with a mortal.”

You felt Technoblade get closer to you, his sword still drawn in case you needed protection. You smiled despite yourself, trying to appear as neutral as possible. “I did.”

DreamXD nodded again, but he seemed distant, like he was thinking about something entirely different. “These mortals, they do have a strange charm to them, do they not.”

Just as he said those words, a figure came crashing through the tree line. Clad in blue with large, white-rimmed glasses, they approached DreamXD casually.

“Where have you been? You said you were going to help me?” The crisp accent came through, the person impatiently looking at the god.

You watched as DreamXD’s entire body language changed, his attention solely on this one person. You saw him become possessive and obsessive, and you recognized that this must be the “strange charm” DreamXD had just been talking about.

The newcomer started walking away, and DreamXD followed after. Looking back one last time, he nodded, a sign of farewell to you. As the pair disappeared into the distance, you took a deep breath and turned to look at your partner. Wrapping your arms around his neck, Technoblade pulled you in close, touching your foreheads together.

“What the heck was that Y/n?”

“Oh, that was my ex, sorry about that.”

Technoblade blinked a couple times, trying to process this information. “The god of this server is your ex???”

You pressed a kiss to his lips before letting go and walking back to the house, grabbing the potatoes you had previously abandoned. “Don’t worry, he’s just an ex, that’s all.”

“Heh?????”

#dsmp #dream smp #technoblade #technoblade x you #technoblade x reader #c!techo x reader #c!technoblade x reader #c!techno #c!technoblade #dreamxd #dreamxd x reader #dreamxd x georgenotfound

[character-dsmp-things]

Hi love <33 Could u do like a (platonic) SBI x Reader where the reader's like a teenager, maybe a year younger than tommy? And they're really good with weapons, fighting and pvps? Take ur time on this or feel free to ignore this, have a great day, love. xx

AGH IVE BEEN ABSENT APOLOGIES

C!SBI and Young Fighter Reader

Platonic SBI!!

Techno

Takes to you like a good older brother.

“You know you’re better at this than Tommy. He’s gonna be really upset.”

“I’m gonna actually have to start trying. If you keep it up.”

“You’ve got the mind of a warrior, but do you have the heart.”

Would likely be nit picky about the little mistakes you make, just to give you something to work on. Overall he’d probably bring you out on hunting missions to help train you more for the outside world.

Tommy

The usual sibling rivalry he says he hates you but would fight for you.

“Why do you have to be better than me!”

“It’s not fair! Just because Technoblade likes you more doesn’t mean you’re a better fighter!”

Would likely tattle to Wilbur, or bring him into fights.

Asks for tips 24/7

Wilbur

Probably watches you and techno train.

“Be weary Techno! Y/n is getting pretty good they might just beat you out!”

You’ve probably had to help him out of more than one sticky situation.

“Geez you can handle a sword. Maybe you could teach Tommy a thing or two”

Philza

Feels inclined to protec

You remind him strongly of Techno,

“Nice shot kiddo. You did well.”

“I told you, that you could do it!”

Definitely gifts you nicely crafted swords as gifts.

Hope this is what you wanted!!

#dsmp #dsmp headcanon #dsmp x reader #mcyt #sleepyboisinc #c!tommy #c!wilbur #c!techno #c!philza #c!dsmp x reader #platonic

[cookieswithay]

🤖"Reign of Donnie 0!"💜

🔨Donnie x female reader!🧪

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Not really any warnings. A teeny bit of suggestion, since everyone's older. This is just my own special future au. New York's evolved and a little more mystic. Happy reading.

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• "Uh, dearest. I don't think this is a very good idea."

• You mumbled as you stared at the mechanical clone in front of you. Donnie rubbed your shoulders in reassurance.

• "Nonsense, Wifey! This is perfection."

• He strode over to his creation.

• "Meet, Donnie 0! Your home AI for when I'm not around."

• That's right. Your genius of a fiancee has created a robot clone of himself. Due to the brothers saving people worldwide now, he can't always be with you. So, he made you something that could protect you and make sure you aren't lonely. But, you weren't really taking to 'im.

• "Has it-"

• "He, Y/N. Use my pronouns."

• You rolled your eyes.

• "Has HE been tested already."

• He revealed the bot's "tested on brothers" seal.

• "Will he be robotic and scary, like movies?"

• "He's supposed to be me so... of course not."

• "You sure?"

• Donatello sighed. Convincing you is taking a lot longer than anticipated. Maybe he should try a different approach.

• "How about this?"

• He looked towards the door.

• "I leave you two alone and you see how you feel."

• That was indeed the wrong approach. You hopped on his arm, nearly pulling his lab coat off.

• "Don't leave me with this thing!"

• D sighed once again. Your stubbornness was your best yet worse quality. Time to initiate plan B. Bribery.

• "Hey, Y/N~"

• You looked up.

• "If you check him out, we can go to that one place you like so much."

• "...The toy coffin in the hidden city?"

• He nodded.

• "That's the one."

• After a moment of silence, you got down from his bicep. Begrudgingly, you approached his invention. You looked down at it's hand. 'Hold for 3 seconds' a button said. You took a breath and did as instructed.

• A little techno jingle played and slowly the clones eyes opened. Glowing purple pupils fell on you. You looked back at your Donnie, hoping for some guidance. But instead, he waved, pressing you to continue with his creation.

• "What is your name?"

• It said, startling you. (Huh, it's teeth glow for it's speech) You looked around and cleared your throat.

• "Y/N L/N. Although my last name will change to Hamato soon."

• It silently processed your words. In a instant, the robot's ENTIRE demeanor changed. It straightened out it's coat and fastened it's mask. After checking the time, updating and other stuff, the clone's attention was back on you.

• "Salutations, Y/N,"

• It took your hand.

• "I am Donnie 0, your home AI."

• You didn't know what to say. This robot was frickin SPOT-ON. The exaggerated vocabulary. The soft tone that was only reserved for you. AND, the natural swagger.

• "Isn't he magnificent!?"

• Donnie shouted, wrapping his arms up your neck. You nodded. (Although you're still admittingly a little skeptical.)

• "I put my ALL into him!"

• He slid next to his creation.

• "Note the chiseled features,"

• "The super strength,"

• "And my favorite part, the clean paint job."

• Just like any other time he showed off an invention, you clapped. That paint job is really good. He looked just like D is he was dipped in a tub of glitter. (Mikey probably did that) Your fiancee snickered and pointed, silently asking you to look at the robot.

• "Would you like to take me for a test run, Y/N?"

• Donnie 0 asked you. You squeaked and looked down at your feet. Um...(Why'd he ask you like that?) You shook your head quickly.

• "No thanks, I got work anyway so..."

• Your words faded when BOTH Donatello's grabbed your hands.

• "No you don't, you have the night shift today."

• "Let's spend some time together, shall we?"

• They both said in unison. Your cheeks burned. This is, um... Both of them smirked at each other. This is a terrific plan!

• An experimental week later...

• "Leo, be careful with that!"

• "What? Putting your little gizmos in the tank by portal saves a ton of time."

• You snickered. That's true. Working smarter and not harder is efficient. Unfortunately, D doesn't feel the same. He grumbled and tapped away on his wrist thing. (Tech gauntlet.)

• "If you want something done, you gotta do it yourself."

• His cargo grew some wheels and rolled in a straight line to the tank. (Although it's more of a deluxe trailer now. Don't let Donnie hear you say that though!) Do it himself, huh? You chuckled and tugged on his sleeve.

• "So how long is it gonna be this time?"

• He thought for a moment.

• "2 months if we're lucky, otherwise..."

• Probbles longer. You're a little sad, but it won't be too bad. Donnie's gonna facetime you everyday (even in battle) and you got an artificial intelligence version of him too. Although, not being kissed will eventually put a hole in your heart.

• "Looks like the tech is almost done."

• You mumbled. D looked over at you. He's doing that dreamy stare thing again. That's it, you're crying. You jumped on him, clinging to him like a sloth.

• "Oh Donnie, don't go!"

• Now it's his turn for the water works.

• "Do you think I wanna leave!? I hate this job!"

• The other brothers watched as the two of you hugged and blubbered incoherent stuff. Leo snorted, a laugh was waiting in his chest.

• "Is it me or do they do this everytime we have a worldwide mission?"

• "It's everytime!"

• Mikey shouted from the trunk. The "champion" shook his head. (Y'know with the tsk tsk tsk)

• "And to think, he threw a tantrum over me saying goodbye to my bed."

• Raph unintentionally drowned out his younger brother as he watched. Those were genuine tears.

• Can I find love like that?

• "Dude. Buddy. Raph."

• Leo's snapping in his face, but he's too busy thinking about married life. Meanwhile, Mikey's sneaking around trying to get in the hug.

• "Well, my darling Y/N,"

• Donnie said while wiping his eyes.

• "See you when I come home."

• "See when you get-hurgh!"

• You were crushed in another muscular embrace. This time with the other brothers. Mikey's leading it.

• "Bye, Y/N! I'll bring you another souvenir!"

• The youngest said. You also got a kiss on your cheek cause you were closest to him.

• "I'm gonna get a girlfriend this time Y/N."

• "So, please, I ask you to forget about me."

• Leo sighed dramatically. Both you AND Donnie kicked him at the same time. (Although, your kick wasn't nearly as hard as your fiancee's.)

• "And we'll be back before you can say Ko...Konachi..."

• "Hi in Japanese!"

• Raph shouted. (He brought the hug in the air) You chuckled.

• "Looking forward to it."

• Silence. And...everyone started crying. 2 months is a long time. After 30 minutes of telling one another how much you'll miss each other, they finally loaded in the tank. But, not before Donatello gave you a kiss that could make your heart stop from lack of oxygen. You watched silently as the most interesting in your life people drove away. But at least this time, you both get a new adventure. You tapped your new "watch".

• Activating Donnie 0.

• Living with your new man bot, was a little awkward at first, but you got in swing pretty fast. It was like the sleepovers you had with his live action. He would go shopping with you. Visit the hidden city with you. (Nowadays, it's more like the exposed city. Humans and Yokai exist in peace now.) And overall just spent your everyday life with you.

• It's nice. Kinda made you wonder if this is what your life would've been, if your Donnie wasn't a world wide secret ninja... Eh, no use crying over it now. When you're fiancee returns, he's staying for a year. But what will become of your ai then...

• Day 24 (one month nearly down)

• "Donnie 0, I'm home!"

• You called from the door. As usual, your bot hovered from your room. (He's not a walker, just like his creator.)

• "Greetings, Y/N,"

• He said, with a bow.

• "Did you have a good day at work, darling?"

• He asked as he pulled your coat off. You couldn't help but giggle like a minor. You loved that D added your pet names to 'im. Made him alot more lifelike.

• "It was okay, I finally turned in my report."

• The handsome robot hung up your jacket as you rambled on about your day. He also has your iced coffee and your dinner waiting in the fridge. And is FULL ON ready to give you a massage. Just say the word.

• "How was your day, Donnie 0?"

• His heart drive sparked. There you go again, wondering about he's doing.

• "It was fine. I just shined the house and charged all day."

• He replied, trying to sound chill. You chuckled and shook your head.

• "I keep telling you,"

• You looked over at him.

• "If you stay on the charger too long, you won't be able to run without it."

• (Little fact you learned from D when you guys were teens) Once again, his heart drive sparked. This time it lasted for a few minutes. You kicked off your shoes and stretched, completely unaware how your affecting this AI.

• "I'm gonna take a shower,"

• "Could you call April for me and see if she's home? I gotta tell her about the awful Lu jutsu adaptation."

• Donnie 0 nodded

• "Yes, ma'am, consider it done."

• He replied smoothly. You smiled and disappeared into your room. And...your door is closed. The robot swooned. You're so perfect. Beautiful, smart, and funny! And with just a touch of flaws. That checks all his all his boxes! But, alas, you're in love with his creator. The one who gave him life and the opportunity to even meet you. Mecha Donnie sighed and grabbed your phone. Maybe fulfilling your request, will take his mind off of this.

• As he scrolled through the contacts, he stumbled across a voicemail. It from your real beloved. Being naturally nosy, he tapped it. Images flew from the phone, swirling around the room. It was quite a sight. (Although, he was sure he could conjure something better.) Slowly, the pictures came together, forming the real Donatello. In a rather disheveled ninja uniform.

• "Japan hasn't been kind."

• Donnie 0 mumbled, shaking his head

• "Hello, Y/N."

• The hologram purred, while stretching dramatically. This was for you alright.

• "Just checking in to see if you're okay and I have some good news."

• The robot raised his steel eyebrow. News and he wasn't notified?

• "Drum roll please,"

• The camera was turned to his brothers. Everyone "drummed" dramatically.

• "Your hero is coming home early!"

• The robot's heart drive crackled. But, not in a good way. Coming home early!?

• "Give me a week, dearest. And Japan's biggest threat will be vanquished."

• Donatello said with a warm smile.

• "And Donnie will stop crying into his pillow!"

• Mikey shouted from the background. (The Ai couldn't tell if he was being malicious or just dreadfully honest.)

• "Thank you for bringing up painful memories, Michael."

• He said, stiffly.

• "Anywhiz, I love you. Let's facetime tonight."

• He said a few other words his creation would've rather not of heard and finally signed off. Donnie 0 stood there in silence. In a week, the paradise he was living would be gone. He's VERY sure he won't be scrapped, he's the greatest robot ever created. But, going on without you...he might as well be.

• Think, Donnie, think.

• I'm best AI on the planet.

• How can I prevent the end?

• ...Eureka! Your voice! He can use a audio file of it and keep his original away. Maybe even break you two up eventually. Yeah. This is a great plan. His finger opened, revealing a audio cable. He plugs into your phone.

• "Apologies, master Donatello,"

• "I wanna spend a little more time with my fiancee."

• To be completed in part 2~

(This is part 2👆)

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I know I got a LOT of series going on, but this one is gonna be finished in part 2. And maybe, I'll show off what everyone looks like now, including the lovesick robot. Anywho, chao!

(And this gif may change.)

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt mikey #rottmnt leo #rottmnt donnie #rottmnt raph #donnie x reader #part 1 #tired and fulfilled #to be continued #stay cool #have a good week everyone #robotics #robots gone crazy

[bad268]

Chosen (C! Technoblade/SBI X Child! Reader)

Fandom: DSMP

Requested: Day 24 of Writing Inktober prompts instead of drawing!

Warnings: Techno’s death and reader is Techno’s child in-game (Undisclosed age), my final goodbye to Techno, my hero. RIP Legend

Pronouns: They/them

W.C. 358

As always, my requests are OPEN

MASTERLIST // HITLIST

Writing Inktober 2023 Masterlist

~~(^@/Philza's memorial to techno)

It wasn’t anything too abnormal. Wilbur had returned to Ohio, Tommy, and Tubbo seemingly fell off the face of the world, and Technoblade was off doing something in the Nether, leaving Y/n with Phil.

Techno was going to be gone a couple of days, he said. Well, it was pushing a week at this point and Y/n was aware of his disappearance. Techno sometimes lost track of time, it’s just who he is.

Phil didn’t question it; not until Wilbur, Tommy, and Tubbo showed up at his house. Apparently, Techno was supposed to meet up with them two days ago, and there is no way he would miss it.

“He’s just mining in the Nether,” Phil tried to tell them. “Probably ran into a problem or found something else to do.”

“But he would come home first,” Tommy pressed. “He loves Y/n. He wouldn’t just leave them without an explanation.”

“You say that like he’s abandoned them,” Phil scolded. The group looked at each other for a few seconds until they were interrupted by screams. Y/n’s screams.

The four bolted up the stairs and are immediately met with Y/n, their brother’s child, screaming, crying, and thrashing around. Y/n’s hands clawed at their ears trying to block out any noise. They cried out for someone, Phil specifically knowing that he might have a potion for whatever this was, “Phil, make it stop!”

“I need to know what’s going on to help, Y/n/n,” Phil comforted, sitting beside their bed as he tried to pry their hands off their head.

“No, Phil!” They screamed, “They’re too loud! It hurts, Phil!”

“They’re too loud?” Tommy questioned to himself before turning his attention to the child, “Who’s too loud, Little (first initial)?” Tommy asked, uncharacteristically quiet as he sat next to them on their bed.

“The voices,” they cried, finally opening their eyes to look at Tommy. Their normal (eye color) eyes were replaced with blood red. “They want blood, Uncle Tommy.”

It was then, they knew what happened.

When one Blood God dies, another must rise.

And unfortunately, Y/n was the chosen one.

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#c!technoblade x reader #writing inktober 2023 #bad268 #c! technoblade #dream smp #platonic #ship268 #thing268

[sunflowerdaisybee]

This is my first time asking but can you do a fic (CC or C) where the SBI views Reader (He/They if you can) as an older sibling (or is their older sibling if it's C!SBI) and Wilbur and Techno fight on who's Reader's favorite.

Cue Philza (C R O W F A T H E R) breaking up the fight and being like "This is the nth fight you've guys had this week, and it's only tuesday)." After finding out what the recent fight was about, Philza, trying not to laugh, tells the two to follow him to go see Reader and Tommy doing something fluffy. From there on, Wil's and Tech's minds are like "so we have competition."

Bonus: Tommy is aware that he is Reader's favorite and gloats about it to Wil and Tech when reader is away.

Sorry if it's too long but I always love Sibling SBI dynamics

I really liked this idea, sibling SBI will always have a soft spot in my already super soft heart, but anyways I have no idea how well written this is but it was really cute and I enjoyed writing it so I hope you enjoy! :] /pos

Summary: Wilbur and Techno both believe they are your favorite younger brother, Phil and Tommy say otherwise

Pairing: P!SBI X Reader

Pronouns: He/They

[A/n]: Requests are still closed sadly, I am trying to clear out what is currently there and start with a clean state!

“I’m clearly the favorite.” Techno scoffed at Wilbur’s statement.

“If you were the favorite then why does (Y/n) spend so much time training with me? It’s almost like he enjoys my company more than yours.” Techno’s reply did nothing more than add fuel to the fire, sparking yet another argument between the two boys.

“What are you two going on about now? Don’t you have chores to be doing?” Philza’s questions were rhetorical but he was hoping it would be enough to silence the two boys. The week had barely begun and they had been caught several times getting into verbal arguments over, what seemed to be, the same topic.

“Dad, tell Techno that I’m (Y/n)’s favorite!”

“No way! They clearly like me better!” Philza was quick to break things up before the two started to argue again.

“Oh dear, what am I going to do with you two.” It was then that Phil had remembered something, motioning for his two middle sons to follow him. Earlier he had tasked Tommy with cleaning his room, which had become a mess over the weekend, and you had offered to help the young boy who whined at his father’s request. It wasn’t difficult for Phil to see how you doted on the young boy, your youngest brother, always helping him with simple tasks and spending a majority of your time around him. Despite his troublesome nature, the small blonde had grown to be your favorite of the three, and he was certainly vocal about it.

It wasn’t hard to recall numerous times when you had left with Techno or Wilbur, or even when Tommy had left with Phil to run simple errands, that the boy boasted about how he was your favorite. Of course, his siblings took this with a grain of salt, clearly, their obnoxious younger brother was playing a trick on them. Though now they weren’t entirely sure.

There in Tommy's freshly cleaned room sat the two of you, it was almost difficult to make out but you were showing off some of your beloved trinkets to the young boy, allowing him to handle and try on whichever ones he desired.

“What! He’s never let me touch any of his treasures before!” Techno whisper shouted, hardly able to contain his disbelief.

“Touch? They’ve never even told me about half those things before!!” Wilbur spoke in the same, disbelieving, hushed tone. It only took a moment for the two boys to lock eyes, challenging each other for a moment before settling on a new target. Neither of them could be your favorite if Tommy held that title, after all, how could you ever pick them over your precious little Tommy.

“We gotta eliminate Tommy.”

“I agree.”

“Don’t bother your younger brother. You both know (Y/n) cares about you a lot, Tommy is the youngest, of course, he’s going to spoil him a little more.” Phil shooed his middle sons away from the bedroom, leaving you and Tommy to continue in what you had been doing from the start.

“Now I don’t want to hear any more arguing from either of you. If I hear any more arguments over this topic any time in the next month and you’ll have double the chores. Understood?”

“Yes sir!” “Understood!” The two responded in unison, neither wanting double chores no matter how deeply they felt about the topic.

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[nahoney22]

I loved your “Touch Starved Echo” fic! I was wondering, could you do a role swap where y/n is the one who went to the citedal and all the stuff happened to her, while echo is depressed because he lost his best friend, but when she comes back they realize they have feelings for each other? (Fluff only) That would be great! Have a happy new year!

Give Us Time

Echo X F!Reader

word count:

warnings: friends to lovers, mutual pining, there is slight angst, with what happened at the citadel that happens to echo happens reader, mentions of prosthesis. fluff and comfort.

Authors note: The fact this request says Happy New Year shows that I’m slacking☹️ sorry for the wait anon 💜

Time had lost all meaning for Echo since the day he lost you. Or so he believed.

The memories of that fateful mission still reverberated in his mind, leaving him dazed and bewildered. Now, here he sat, across the vast expanse of the ship, his eyes fixed upon you with a mixture of disbelief and trepidation. He feared you were nothing more than a figment of his tortured imagination. But no, you were real.

So long he had felt his heart tighten at the mention of your name, the thought of your face and the memories of old times. He had loved you for many years and the only time he grew up the courage to confess, you were taken away in an explosion at the citadel. One, he believed, was meant for him.

Your valor was unparalleled, but a part of him harbored a dark wish—it should have been him instead of you. Yet now, against all odds, you have returned. Though, you were vastly different.

“How’s she holding up?” Hunter's voice broke Echo out of his trance on you, making him turn to face his new comrade.

“I don’t know… can’t be good given what's happened to her.” Echo sighed, rubbing the back of his head with his hand as he tried to swallow his anger of what the Techno Union had done to you.

Hunter senses his hurt but doesn’t address it. It was clear as day what Echo was thinking and feeling.

Instead, he patted his shoulder and gave a subtle nod as if to say ‘welcome to the team’. Because after all, how could he let you slip away again? Clone Force 99 gave you the option to come with them as you felt like you didn’t belong. And albeit, Echo didn’t think he belonged anywhere else if it wasn’t with you.

After allowing you some time to settle in, he musters the courage to approach. The hours had passed, the air heavy with unspoken emotions.

“Settling in alright?” He asks, looking around at your discarded belongings.

"I suppose," you reply, your voice barely a whisper, devoid of strength. You can't bring yourself to even meet his gaze - even after so long. The weight of your transformation truly crushed your spirit.

Echo stands motionless, his hands restlessly strumming along the sides of his body, desperately searching for something, anything to say. Yet, his eyes are drawn back to you, unable to tear away.

You can feel the searing intensity of his stare, from the crown of your head down to your cybernetic limbs. "Stop," you command abruptly, your voice laced with anguish.

Startled by your sudden outburst, Echo tries to maintain a facade of nonchalance. "Stop what?"

“Staring at my disgusting body like that.” you mutter through clenched teeth, the burning sensation in the back of your throat intensifying as you struggle to hold back tears.

Echo's heart aches, and he instinctively moves closer to you, but his heart shatters as he watches you swiftly retreat, your back pressed against the wall, seeking refuge beneath the blanket Wrecker had found for you. "C-Cyare, I didn't..." He stammers, desperately searching for the right words, but his mind fails him. What could he possibly say? You had endured years of torment, and you no longer resembled the girl he once knew. Yet, he still found you breathtakingly beautiful, even in your altered state. Whether or not you needed to hear that at this moment, he was uncertain.

Unaware of what to do next, Echo begins to retreat, intending to grant you more time to adjust. However, at the sound of his fading footsteps, you suddenly pull back the covers, sitting up abruptly. "Wait!"

He stops in his tracks, turning toward you, his eyes capturing the plea that emanates from yours. "Don't go."

Slowly he walks back to you, and that's when you make room on your cot, gesturing for him to sit beside you. "I'm sorry, Echo," you sigh dejectedly, guilt eating away at you for snapping at him. "I didn't mean to be rude."

"You weren't," he shakes his head, offering reassurance through his words. "You... you've been through so much. I can't expect you to be in a chatty mood."

A soft laugh escapes your lips, though your gaze still struggles to meet his. Yet, one thing remains constant—his unwavering gaze fixed upon you. He does not want to look away.

"I never thought I'd see you again," he says after a brief silence, his voice tinged with sorrow.

"And I never thought I'd be granted a second chance at life," you attempt to jest, but the levity falls flat as your eyes fall upon the cybernetic appendage on your arm, a wave of nausea washing over you.

Echo senses the disdain in your eyes as you look upon your own reflection. With courage, he cups your cheek, eliciting a gasp from your lips. The sensation of warmth against your skin feels foreign now, as he cradles your hollowed cheek and gently guides your face to meet his gaze. "I’m happy that you are here," he confesses, his voice genuine.

"But not like this," you whisper, the weight of your altered appearance leaving you feeling stripped of your beauty. If you couldn’t bare to look at yourself, how could he?

"Yes, like this," he murmurs in response, inching closer to you, his presence like a comforting balm. "It will be challenging for you to adapt, but it's still you. Still the funny, selfless person I've always known and..."

"And what?" you interject swiftly, a glimmer of hope sparking within you, yearning for him to express something you had longed to hear even before the accident.

"Beautiful," he breathes, his voice trembling, as his other hand tenderly cradles the opposite side of your face. "Absolutely beautiful."

The words hang in the air, saturated with vulnerability and undeniable truth. In that moment, you can't help but feel a flicker of warmth in your heart, a fragile ember reigniting the flame of self-acceptance that had been frozen in those chambers.

A shiver courses through you as his touch lingers, and in a moment of nervous anticipation, you idly moisten your lips—a subtle gesture that does not escape his notice. His gaze flickers from your lips back to your eyes, a silent exchange of unspoken desires on his behalf.

"Why have you joined this unit with me?" you inquire, gesturing to the ship with your voice filled with an urgent need for the truth. "You belong with the 501st... not here."

He sighs softly, comprehending the weight of your words. However, there is something crucial that he must tell you, something that has been weighing heavily on his heart for a long while. "After losing Fives and you, I believed I had no one left," he begins, his voice carrying a mixture of sadness and longing. "Even though I have Rex, Jesse, Kix... But when I discovered that you were alive, I realised I couldn't go another day without setting my eyes upon you again."

Your eyes widen, anticipation intertwining with a glimmer of hope. "What are you saying?"

"I love you," he speaks plainly, his tone serious and resolute. "I love you more than anything in this galaxy. You are my everything, and when you died, a part of me did too. I cannot exist without you."

His words wash over you like a gust of wind, weighty and powerful. Your eyes search his, seeking sincerity in his gaze, and before you can even contemplate the consequences, you lean into him, your lips colliding with his after an agonisingly prolonged separation.

A soft hum of surprise escapes him, but he wastes no time in reciprocating the kiss with fervor. His hand glides along your waist, drawing you intimately against his body, as if he never wants to let go. "I will be by your side," he murmurs, his words mingling with the heat of his breath against your lips. "Every step of the way."

"I love you, Echo," you whisper, your voice filled with a profound sincerity that resonates in the air. Your heart brims with affection, the weight of your emotions finally unleashed. “I wish I told you sooner.”

Your hands find their way into his hair, fingers delicately entangling in the soft strands that you had longed to touch for what felt like an eternity. Despite the apprehension that lingers within you and your altered body, you know deep down that Echo will continue to love you regardless.

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[midnight-talescape]

I’m here (C!Philza x Cat Hybrid Reader)

Kinktober day 11: Wings/Tail play

I’m so fucking sorry (also fun fact I nearly add egg laying in for fun)

Warning: wing play, tail play, biting, swearing, daddy happened once, this is 100 percent ooc, etc, etc you get the point not for kid

Genre: filthy filthy smut

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You fidget uncomfortably in your chair. You ears and tail twitching in every direction.

Philza came back holding two cup of tea, noticed you fidgeting in your seat furrowed his brow and ask,

“What’s wrong, mate? You’re fidgeting,”

“Nothing,” you said without looking up,

Hearing this Philza put down the cup and sat next to you, forcing you to look at him.

“Is something bothering you, you can tell me,”

Hesitatingly you looked up and lick your lip before pointing at his wings and whispering,

“Can I straighten out your wing?”

Philza blink confused as fuck,

“What?”

Giving up, you buried your face in your hand and mumble,

“It’s bothering me! Your wing is so pretty Phil, but you don’t take care of it. I want to preen your feather,”

Hearing your outburst over the pure annoyance over his slightly ruffled wing, Philza cough before saying,

“Thanks for the compliment, mate. But I’m afraid I will have to decline the offer, speaking of which I think I left the kettle on the stove,”

With that Philza quickly walk away, you groan and put your head on the table, missing Philza’s blushing ears under his hair.

From that day on every once in a while you will offer again, hoping maybe be one day he will slip up and allow you to groom his wing, at-last it never happen, until…

“Hey Phil, are you okay?”you ask as you walked into the house of the broken man,

Philza turn around forcing a smile before saying,

“Hey (Y/N), it’s good to see you again! I’m fine don’t worry about me,”

You walked up to him, not believing him for a second.

“Wha-“

You pulled him into a hug, wrapping your arm around his back, carefully missing his damaged wing before saying,

“Hey, it’s fine, Phil. I got you, you still have me and everything’s gonna be fine,”

Recovering from his surprised, Philza buried his face into your hair.

“I saw him died, I killed Wilbur with my own hand and now Ghostbur hate me too, I’m a terrible father, (Y/N)…”

You tip toe and nuzzled his neck in affection trying to comfort him,

“Don’t say that Phil, you’re a great father and Ghostbur will forgive you. It wasn’t your fault Friend died, we can go find them again, together,”

After a while Philza calm down and motion for you to let go, which you reluctantly did. Philza let out a chuckle,

“Well that was embarrassing,”

Glad that he seems to have recover slightly, you smiled and said in a deadpan voice,

“Yes, truly. I will hold this forever against you and use it to blackmail you one day for your many fortune,”

“It seems like I have made a great mistake,” suddenly hesitantly Philza scratch his face and asked,

“Speaking of which, are you still willing to preen my wings?”

You widen your eye in surprise. Seeing your eye widened and taking it as a rejection, he quickly continued,

“It’s fine if you no longer want to, my wings are pretty damage and no longer look as pleasing as they use to be,”

You let out a happy purr and clapped your hand before throwing yourself into Philza’s embrace again.

“I will love to! Also if I dare judge you, I will incur Techno’s wrath, who will definitely hunt me down,”

Philza laughed, before leading you to his room. He went to lie down on his bed and spread his wings.

You gently got on to his bed, and when saw his damage left wing, you slow down your breathing and gently brush across the damage wing. After a while you gently begin to straighten out his feathers. Pulling out loose one and straighten crooked feather light and simple, afraid to cause anymore damage.

Sensing your nervousness of hurting him, Philza turn around slightly,

“You can go harder you know, mate. I’m not fragile,”

“I don’t know about that, you’re quite old, old man,” you retorted back before being slightly braver,

Soon once you cleaned out the feather you gently kneaded through the tense knot in his wings.

But what you didn’t noticed was the closer to the base of his wings, the tenser his body get.

Suddenly Philza let out a muffled moan when you get to the sensitive skin at the base of his wing. Both of you froze at the sound.

You quickly clambered off of him before burying your blushing face in your hand.

Philza sat up slightly embarrassed and tried to hide the bulge in his pant,

“I’m sorry, it’s just the base of my wing are rather sensitive, I should have told you,”

“No, no it’s my fault, I should have known,” was your only response as you feel yourself slowly die inside,

After a few awkward silence you looked up and said,

“I-if you want I can help with that,”

Philza choked on his saliva,

“W-what?”

You grit your teeth, this is real fucking awkward but you’re here might as well,

“I said I want to fuck you,”

Philza look at you sadly and said,

“You don’t have to do that to make me feel better,”

Slightly angry at the fact that he will assume you will do that just because you feel pity, you pounces on him pushing him onto the bed.

“Don’t be stupid, I fucking love you, you old dingus! Why else will I be here comforting you at 3am?! YOU JUST BLEW UP A FUCKING COUNTRY!!!”

Looking at your face staring him down, your eye watery and your lip tremble showing how you’re not as brave as you seem. 

With a sigh, knowing how he’s not gonna let you go anyway, Philza flipped you, quickly changing you and his position.

He pulled you into a kiss. After a while you guys separated, he caressed your face before asking you seriously,

“Are you sure about this?”

Seeing your nod, he quickly undress both of you and attacking your neck.

Philza suck and nibbled at your neck hungrily, leaving red mark down your body as you let out moan.

His hand traveled down your body to your core, lightly touching it before pumping two fingers in stretching you out. 

Your face flushed as you let out whimpers and moan, suddenly you bite down on Philza’s shoulder when you felt him pull your tail harshly, Sebring a electric shock up your spine.

“Do you like it when I do that? Hurting you, leaving mark on you to show you’re mine?”

“Y-yes… FU-“ you let out a swear when you felt him hit your sweet spot,

Noticing this, Philza grin and quickly inserts 2 more fingers before attacking your sweet spot at the same time.

You felt your clit tightening on his finger and tears stinging your eye,

“Cum for me, kitten,”

With that your eye rolls back as you cum hard on his finger, sob wrecking through your body.

Looking at your sweaty body, trembling from the high, Philza quickly position himself and wrapped your leg around his waist before he thrust inside you.

Your mouth gaped open and tear streams down your face as you felt his member split your body.

“Sl-slower… ha… fuck… daddy, please… uugh…”

Hearing the jumbled of word coming out of your mouth, he grunted and hold one of your leg up allowing him to change his angle and hitting deeper.

You cried, the pleasure too great for you as you dug your finger into the base of his wings.

Letting out a groan he grabbed your tail tightly and bite down on your neck as he slammed into your womb and fucked the living hell out of you.

You were quickly brought to your orgasm a few more time from the tail pulling and the member fucking the brain out of you, before you felt him cumming inside you.

Without pulling out he wiped away your tear and sweat, before gently holding you into his embrace. Holding you to his chest he covered the both of you in his wings both damage and whole.

Just like that you two fell asleep, knowing all will be fine in the end.

#no i don’t have problems #reader insert #reader smut #x reader #kinktober #kinktober 2022 #philza x reader #philza x reader smut #mcyt x reader

[1donoow]

CONTENT CREATOR FANFICS REC PT.2

[Fanfics i've read]

edited

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Mostly fluff

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Corpse husband

Tommyinnit

technoblade

- DSMP reacting to you actually being rich

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@beeindaclouds - Things you do that they love pt.1 pt.2

- DSMP reacting to Reader with a high spice tolerance

- C!DSMP meet OWL!Reader, right-hand of Lady Death

- Children!DSMP reacting to Babysitter!Reader having a partner

- Crew Boys reacting to you "saving" their basket ball

- dsmp with rich!reader

- C!DSMP react to Reader switching during a fight

- C!DSMP w/ a Vampire!Reader

@dsmpxreaderstuff - reader gifting the dsmp flower

- sassy! reader

- Reader who's always wearing gloves

- your highness

@ruminationnn - nickname for you

@rae-writes - sbi finding out techno has a daughter

@basilly - kissing their nose

@astrologyslayy - what the dsmp would do when crushing on you

- their reactions when they watch you draw

@god-of-balance - ___(hybrid creeper!reader)

@krabs-quill - old phantom phriend

@brightert0mb - Syndicate Gang with a Glare/Allay/Copper Golem!Reader Headcannons

@ruminationnn - a random hug from the reader headcanons

@angel-anoetic - killer cutie (killer bunny!reader)

@cupidmybeloved - ice skating (platonic)

- knitting (sbi x sibling!reader)

@voidgonemissing - a gentle rainy day (platonic)

@helliontherapscallion - sbi sibling deer hybrid!reader

@ramzawrites - strike me down,Zeus! (creeper hybrid!reader)

@retroaria - comparing hand sizes

@modelbus - face id

@thabeeboii - (Y/N) loves hugging people randomly pt.2

@streaming-yn - p! cc! multiple x shy! y/n

- forgetful!y/n duo names

- forgetful!y/n interacting with other streamer

@myntrose - face reveal pog?

@quackarl - mcyt having a crush

@griffintail - just another day (sbi x winged!child reader)

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corpse husband

@sarahwasfound - fuckin' hot

@thefanficmonster - the doll

@bunnvlr - Mama's boy

@malleux - spell

@whiteqnn - pure 2

@quits-writing - being corpse husband's s/o hc

@castor--writes - corpse finding out you have a bingus cat baby

@rottenroyalebooks - my girlfriend is a witch

@dollsbite - corpse with a pink-obsessed s/o

@kbrownie - leaked

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tommyinnit

@isadora-larkspur - tommy with shorter reader

@ohlovejoy - reacting to his beard

- the jitters (mute!reader)

@julibeeline - tommy and wilbur accidentally revealing their relationship

@sanderchu - breakfast made with love

- ylyl vlog

@modelbus - beguiled in the background

- cute cat

@bingbongsupremacy - little intruder (toddler!reader)

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Technoblade

@ze-maki-nin - child in the snow

@milqueandsugar - ___

@beeindaclouds - having c!technoblade as your dad

@fandomlit - imagine technoblade being jealous of the attention you give tommy

@smelted-applejuice - ___ (techo's daughter)

- ___ (wither skeleton!reader)

@beelzebubaz - techno seeing you in his clothes

#masterlist #content creator rec #tommyinnit x reader #technoblade x reader #corpse husband x reader

[if-you-feel-lonely]

LONELY'S ADVENT CALENDAR - DAY ONE

Prompt: Family photos

C!SBI x reader (family au!), Tubbo and Ranboo mentioned

TW: Violence (lighthearted sibling violence), swearing, sibling bullying (calling each other adopted and the like)

Event masterlist (discontinued)

Phil loved to take awful pictures of his kids. He'd never hired a photographer and took proper, professional family photos. Why? That's the same question that Technoblade, Wilbur, Tommy and Y/n all asked every year. Along the halls of the house was a variety of family photos. In the living room, in a frame on the windowsill, was a picture of the four of them, covered from the knees down in white powder.

"Tommy, you're going to knock the flour if you keep walking up and down like that." Wilbur stated, sighing irritably.

"I would never. Careful is literally my middle name-"

Famous last words. He received a death glare from three flour-coated teens.

"This is why your real parents gave you up!" The neighbours could've heard Y/n shout.

"I'm not fuckin' adopted!"

To Phil, this was prime opportunity. As the older trio directed their fury at the younger blonde, he managed to sneak a picture of their gluten-covered legs. Y/n snapped around at the sound of a camera app. Needless to say, Phil was almost in hysterics.

"Come over and do that again, I dare you."

The next photo was from many years ago. Tommy was no older than eleven, Wilbur was fourteen, Y/n and Technoblade were the eldest children at fifteen. Out of context it looked strange - Techno and Y/n walking ahead of the younger two as Tommy slide tackled Wilbur's shins.

The four of them had been walking back to the house, having been sent home again after the school decided there was too much snow to stay in school. It was in the students' best interest to go home before the snow got too thick.

The older two walked ahead, lost in their own conversation. Tommy, however had other plans.

"You killed my father, prepare to die!" He shouted, before running at Wilbur and slide tackling him, successfully knocking him to the floor.

Techno turned around, followed by Y/n. "I don't claim this." He spoke. Y/n hummed in agreement.

Days like this made Phil grateful for the high-quality doorbell camera.

The living room, the dining room and the halls were all filled with similar photos - it made Phil smile when he walked past, and it made his kids blush with embarrassment at the awful timing of the photos being taken.

His favourite, though?

It sat on his desk in his office next to his computer. Wilbur and Y/n sat on the sofa looking at each other, both with their legs crossed. They were playing slaps, despite Phil telling them not to. On the floor, Techno attempted to teach Tommy how to wrap presents, but to no avail. It's A Wonderful Life played in the background on the TV. Tubbo and Ranboo had spent the day with the family - the two were sat on the other sofa, watching Coraline on a pirated website, on Tubbo's very cracked phone, with the help of the house's patchy Wi-Fi.

It wasn't a very calm evening - Tommy wound up covering himself, Techno and the carpet in tape and wrapping paper, Wilbur and Y/n ended up with very sore hands, and sore wrists where they had missed, and Ranboo and Tubbo had to sleep on the sofas that night, since it was dark, rainy and probably dangerous.

But it was his family, and by that definition, it was perfect.

#lonely writes #dsmp #mcyt #dream smp #dsmp x reader #mcyt x reader #dream smp x reader #sbi #sbi x reader #sleepy bois inc #sleepy bois inc x reader #philza #technoblade #wilbur soot #tommyinnit #ranboolive #tubbo

[sardonic-the-writer]

—the forge

SUMMARY | (Y/n) just came to give Phil his diamond armor. They didn't plan on meeting Father Fragrance today

PAIRING | c!schlatt x reader

WORD COUNT | 2k+

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Somewhere, in a place that no one has ever heard of, there lies a small town in the heart of a fair, open country. It lays along the glittering sealine where people of all shapes and sizes eventually end up.

Phil had picked a nice place to meet.

It was a small ledge that seemed to invite you to sit on it. A stretch of grass acting as a pillow that overlooked the entire valley, so high up it felt as if your head could graze the clouds if you jumped.

Gusts of wind would tickle your face and rustle the grass. It reminded (Y/n) a lot of their forge a few miles back. Quiet. A place to go and be yourself without fear of any unwanted neighbors or prying eyes. Baren, but filled with so much nature at the same time.

The diamond armor that had bounced against (Y/n)'s hip through their entire walk out there now lay spread out next to them as they sat on the ground in a criss cross position. They were careful not to get any mud or dirt on it, too self concious of exactly how long it had taken to make the set.

Phil had flown out to commission the protective layer not long ago—being one of the only people who knew where they resided. Minus Tommy. (Y/n) still had no idea how he had found them, but were fine with it as long as he didn't go around shouting their adress. Which he hadn't yet; as far as they knew.

The request from Phil had been an interesting one to work on. Diamond armor light enough to fly while wearing, but thick enough to stop any sharp objects from imbedding themself in ones gut. Netherite would have been the preferred materal to protect oneself in, but Phil had learned early on that flying with it on was quite literally impossible. The same would have gone for dimond as well, but thankfully he had gone to (Y/n). Widely regarded as the best blacksmith around. Or the only blacksmith really. Not many takers for the job. A shocker concidering the demand for weapons and other items.

Sometimes it seemed like they could spin magic from their very own hands. Some might have chalked it up to (Y/n)'s iron golem genes/hybrid, others speculating they might be part blaze, (which was definitely wrong concidering that if that was true they wouldn't be able to leave the neather) but (Y/n) knew better.

They simply cared for things more. Stuff got broken all the time on the server. Smashed, shattered, snapped, chipped. You name it, they've probably been asked to repair it. But never once had it been an item of their own. To them, every piece of furniture glassware and clothing had a soul. Individual qualities that held them seperate from any other. Ruining someones hand crafted work felt like ruining someone's legacy to (Y/n). Needless to say they were always very careful with the things they owned. And in turn, the things they made.

Footsteps snapped (Y/n) out of their peaceful trance of looking at the crystal blue sky dotted with fluffy clouds. Gathering their things, they stood in preparation to meet with the very man that had organized this entire thing.

"Oh. Hello Techno." (Y/n) was surprised to see not one but two people facing them, the aforementioned bunny hybrid standing aside a slightly shorter man—although everyone seemed shorter in comparison to Technoblade.

He held a basket of carrots in one hand, the other awkwardly scratching the back of his neck as he shifted his weight from foot to foot every so often. Anyone else would have misread his body language as that of someone that had been forced to tag along. But (Y/n) knew better to know that if he didn't want to be here, he wouldn't. Simple as that.

A small wave was offered in their direction as his greeting, lightly glaring at Phil next to him when the green cloaked man rolled his eyes with a snicker.

"You could have just sent me with the carrots instead of showing up if you wanted to mate." Phil snickered. Techno deadpanned in his direction, the pink bunny ears on his head twitching.

"Ehhh it's nicer to give em in person. Needed some more gold while I was out anyways." He grumbled lowly, talking as if (Y/n) wasn't right across from him. They didn't mind though.

Phil let out the signature cackle of his, elbowing Techno as he went to shove his hands in the messenger bag hanging around his neck.

"Here. For the armor." Two handfuls of various minerals were presented to (Y/n) ceremoniously. They spotted a few red and green stones somewhere in there, causing them to shake their head at the expense Phil was spending on them.

"I told you when you asked for it—its free. Concider it me paying you back after so many favors." (Y/n) inhaled. They placed a hand on their hip daring Phil to retort. Unfortunately he had never really been one to back down in these situations.

"Favors? What, like me shooing Tommy off your roof that one time?" A laugh. "That doesn't count mate. Just take them. I know you don't like receiving gifts and all, but you're getting some today anyway whether you like it or not." Phil referred back to the wooden basket of carrots hanging around Technos wrist.

"A thank ya for tha' garden set you made me last month. 'Member you eyeing my carrot patch and thought you might like a few." Techno blew a few strands of long pink hair out of his face as he spoke, quickly butting into the conversation as to clarify why he was there. (Y/n) allowed themself a happy smile at his words, resisting the urge to make grabby hands at the food. It was known far and wide Techno's garden yealded only the best, as well as the fact he didn't share it with just anyone. So this was the ultimate prize.

Exchanges of items and food alike were swapped, chatter flowing along with it as the group of three ignored their aching feet to carry a conversation. It might have gone on untill the sun dipped beyond the horizon and his lady the moon rose with all her glory, if not for a pair of rapidly approaching footsteps, bringing along a sense of chaos with it. (Y/n) felt it before they heard it.

"Okay, who the FUCK is trespassing."

Three sets of eyes turned to connect with a disheviled figure.

Ram horns curled from the sides of his face, the beginnings of them covered with unruly brown tresses. They were a deep cream colored and looked sharp to the touch. Sort of like the rest of him. Sharp to the touch, akin the thorns in a prickle bush. Probably annoying as such too concidering his dramatic entrance.

(Y/n) blinked once as they surveyed his outfit (a collection of rich purples robes with a cross on it), trying to decide whether they should be annoyed or confused. They settled on both.

"Oh heyyy Schlatt." Phils wings stretched out when he drew out the y, nearly knocking Techno over with a "bruh".

"Don't you hey Schlatt me bitch!" The newcomer now known as Schlatt fumed. "What the hell are you doing conducting business on my terf!" His hands gestured all over the place, and (Y/n) had to blink once to make sure they weren't seeing things. It had looked for a second like he had eight arms, a set of inky black pincers protruding from his mouth. But they were gone as soon as they came, dispelling (Y/n)'s interest with them.

Phil held his hands up in a sign of peace at the yelling. He attempted to reason with the angry man who was stomping closer, robes ruffling in the wind. Technos arms flexed at the sight of someone so angry approaching the avian, but relaxed when Schlatt stopped a few feet away from his friend.

"Who's this clown." (Y/n) figured it was safe enough to talk to Techno in a wisper now that the other two people were engaged in a conversation. They didn't take their eyes off of Phil and his companion all the while, not managing to catch the upward quirk of Technos lips when they resorted to calling Schlatt a clown.

"Jschlatt, but he keeps tryna get people to call him Father Fragrance." He whispered back to them. (Y/n) looked at him with an expression like they had just smelled something bad, only getting a shrug in return.

"He can make you smell stuff."

"Gee thanks Tech. Would've had a hard time figuring out that one without you."

Techno wheezed a little bit, eyes scruntching up along with (Y/n)'s own smile.

"—and you!"

A finger was now being pointed harshly into (Y/n)'s chest, a piercing gaze accompanying it. And with plenty malic to spare I should add—which ruined the moment they were having with Techno.

"You of all people have the nerve to sell on Father Frangrences land?" Schlatt cackled and threw his head back while (Y/n) got the feeling they missed the better part of this conversation. "I think not!"

(Y/n) stood for a moment before letting a little giggle slip loose. Something that made the man currently towering over them falter.

"Right. Father Fragrance, referring to himself in the third person while wearing wannabe jesus robes and having a name that sounds like a sneeze." They exhaled our of their nose in a laugh. "I'm very scared right now, oh trust me."

"Are they sassing me—are you sassing me!?" He had first looked to Phil for an answer before gathering himself and leaning closer to (Y/n).

"I don't know. Did the seventies just call and ask for their mutton chops back?"

One of his hands came up to touch his facial hair, the skin surrounding it growing red as his jaw clenched with embarrassment and fury. That didn't last long though as the one sided screamed matched was snipped short.

"It was nice seeing you again, Phil. Techno." (Y/n) pushed past the sputtering Schlatt to gather their things, now full-on ignoring him as they got ready to leave. The closest they got to acknowledging him was nearly breaking character when they caught Techno's eye, swallowing down laugher.

"Adios." They saluted the group like an actor taking their final bow before dissapearing into the treeline. It wasn't untill the noise of their travel had completely gone mute did anyone speak.

"Who the actually fuck was that!" Schlatt growled, throwing his hands up as he resisted the urge to spit poison at the nearby trees.

"That my friend—" Phil laughed as he clapped a hand down on the self proclaimed priest shoulder. "—was you finally meeting your match."

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