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divineerdrick · 2 months

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Homestuck: Beyond Canon Upd8 for 2/10/24

We got our news post a little late and our upd8 a little early. I'm struggling today and behind on progress for everything, but I still want to read.

James is being a bit hammy, but he's teasing some good news. It looks like we'll be getting [S] pages in the future. Hopefully with more than one person and a slower upd8 schedule, they won't ever need to pause for them.

Kinda curious about the VTuber mentioned. I like watching people experiencing Homestuck stuff! It's the whole reason I started live blogging.

Now onto the upd8!

Looks like I might have been right about Yiffy potentially having something to do with that ominous red glow. Let's see what's going on.

Like all teens, the worst thing that can happen to her is public parental affection. Though Jade is laying it on thick! Where's Rose with a quip about contacting CPS? Although she'd be calling them on herself.

Not sure how I feel about the gag, honestly. It's pretty cliché, and Tavvy is right there. We don't know how badly Yiffy has suffered, but like Tavvy it's been real abuse and neglect. This comic does have a habit of trying to make child abuse a joke, though.

Kanaya is obviously still struggling, and I can't blame her. Yiffy is one of the most controversial aspects of this comic, supposedly handed down to us from on high by AH himself. One of the great complaints about the Epilogues is that it takes the characters in directions that were intended to challenge fans. But even then, the idea that even a Candy Rose would cheat with Jade to have a secret love child and hide it from her all this time is so fucking out there. Everything about it feels wrong.

And then, of course, they get into a silly dare and name her Yiffany Longstocking Lalonde Harley!

But I'm not saying things that haven't already been said a million times. It's always felt like one of AH's epic troll moments, like the ones I both love and hate in the original work. And I hoping it will eventually pay off to something.

Looking at the text here, Yiffy's color could definitely be the red. Hah! Pepis.

Yiffy's mind is also on Kanaya it seems. We're also getting a sense of her attitude much more clearly now. I'm kinda getting Susie vibes.

Oh wow! They're actually calling it "The Yiffy Reveal" in universe!

Wow! Wow! Fucking wow!

The fuck!

I think my jaw just splintered the floor at my feet!

Rose used her power. She actually used her fucking power! And not only does she believe this will all be fortuitous (it's practically fated since it gives us a set of four kids), but that fortune would dictate Kanaya's eventual forgiveness.

She didn't just decide on, "Easier to get forgiveness than permission." She believed it inevitable, so that made it okay!

The fuck!

We're digging a little into Jade's adult life now. And yeah, it's just as bad as we probably imagined it was. Doesn't justify them going behind Kanaya's back, but you can understand her yearning.

That . . . that oddly makes sense. It still seems wrong, but it's the kind of backward logic that might occur on Candy Earth C. I don't know if AH had this explanation as part of Yiffy's backstory, or if it's writing we can attribute to one team or the other. But it's an actual explanation for how we got here.

Still not enough to pay off the trolling yet.

How . . . Tavvy, what were you doing?

Yeah, no. I'm betting right now Kanaya is feeling a lot more forgiving towards Jade and a lot less forgiving towards Rose.

That's Meenah's symbol, so we know who to expect a call from next time at least.

Of course a lot of attention is payed to the captchalogued corpse in Jade's possession. Did she find Dave's body and is still not dealing with it? Has she considered her taxidermy tradition dealing with it enough? Is this somehow another corpse considered fitting for the Harley traditions?

Tune in next time!

#live blogging #liveblogging #live blog #upd8 spoilers #update spoilers #upd8 #update #homestuck beyond canon spoilers #homestuck beyond canon #homestuck liveblog #homestuck spoilers #homestuck #hs spoilers #hs

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diana-bookfairchild · 1 year

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@fluffbruary Day 12

Jace liked watching Clary sketch.

She always got this adorable furrow between her eyebrows when she concentrated. She always stuck her tongue out from the corner of her mouth as she tried to get a particularly tricky part. Her movements were so certain, so perfect, so graceful. There was always this one red curl that never stayed in her hastily done ponytail and hung tantalizingly down by her ear that she was too focused and busy to brush back.

She was always incredible, always bright, always incandescent, but never more so than when she was doing something she loved.

“Uncle Jace!” Max called loudly, ruining the introspective mood. He held up and shook the wooden sword in his hand - one of the pair Jace and Clary had spent days painstakingly making for their nephews. “Come and help me!”

Jace smiled ruefully. Romance was hard with kids around, which was why Alec and Magnus had dropped them at the Institute, declaring they were off for a romantic get away which included rarely found gems such as peace and quiet and no levitating children and no explosions.

Fortunately, Max hadn’t started his anti-gravity antics yet, because Clary would kill Jace when he started climbing to follow. He would probably start soon though, seeing as he’d clearly gotten bored of the colouring books and was restlessly walking around, horns bumping into everything.

Rafe looked up from where he watching and helping Clary paint. “Can I go too, Tía Clary?” He asked softly.

Clary reached out to ruffle his hair. “’Course, kiddo,” she said in the tender voice she saved for the children whom she wanted to protect: Emma. Julian. The other Blackthorns. And now their nephews. “I’ll save your painting so you can finish it later, okay?”

Rafe nodded vigorously, before snapping to his feet and rushing over as Jace corrected Max’s grip on the practice sword. “Me too, Uncle Jace!”

Jace chuckled. “No rush, Rafe. Grab your sword and come.” He walked them through some simple exercises and maneuvers he thought they’d be able to do – the same ones he’d done with his younger brother so long ago.

“Gah!” Max growled, swinging his sword wildly. “I’m a Shadowhunter! I’ll kill all the demins!”

Jace grinned. “That’s my boy.”

Rafael was much smoother in his movements – which made sense. He was a Shadowhunter. He had a natural instinct with weapons, and Alec had told him he’d spied on other Nephilim and trained by himself. Jace admired that sort of independence and stubbornness. It reminded him of himself, how much ever Magnus would hate that comparison.

“Uncle Jace, when can we see Tavvy again?” Rafe asked suddenly. He left his sword down next to his overnight bag and came over. Max tossed his randomly and skipped towards them.

“Max, keep your sword properly,” Jace chided gently. “If you get hurt, how are you going to be a little nuisance? Besides, it could get damaged.”

“Not a nuisance,” Max slurred petulantly, but he went and retrieved his sword anyway.

“Alec or I’ll talk to Helen and Julian,” Jace promised his other nephew in response to his question. “I’m sure you’ll get to see him soon.”

He cast his mind back and tried to remember. Right. They’d had only one playdate with the youngest Blackthorn after the whole Cohort-fake death-giants fiasco, and Magnus and Alec’s wedding. Max and Rafael were probably still worried about how Tavvy was holding up after everything his family had gone through. Jace knew he worried about Emma and Julian plenty, despite them seeming perfectly happy on their travel year.

Rafe nodded, satisfied. Jace directed him to the myriad of toys spread on the floor, nearly obscuring it. Sometimes he nearly understood Alec’s concern that they were spoiled, but nah. If he was saw something he thought his nephews liked, he’d buy it. If he took them out, he’d get them unhealthy stuff and ice creams to eat. He was their uncle. That was his job. It was Magnus and Alec’s job to be the boring dads.

“I want to build the Col-o-se-um,” Max enunciated carefully. Clary came up to them, and Jace slid his arm around her waist, lightly pulling her in for a kiss.

“Where did you hear of the Colosseum?” She asked curiously.

“Bapak talked about it,” Rafe answered as they scrambled around looking for materials for the project. “He said he was there when it started to crumble. He said it was very ‘siting.”

“And then Daddy called him a very big liar,” Max added.

“But then Bapak said he was a liar whom Daddy loved,” Rafe continued.

“And Daddy said he was lucky he did,” Max said, gathering the cloth from their short-lived knitting project and dumping it to the side. Jace wondered how that was going to go in the Colosseum but decided not to ask. He didn’t want to know. “And Bapak agreed.”

“And then they kissed,” Rafe made a face. “So many kisses.”

“I don’t see why Alec and Magnus had to go on a vacation to get their share of romance,” Jace complained to his fiancée. “They seem to be bringing every cliché ever to life.”

“Yeah, but they won’t get their peace and quiet with you around,” Clary grinned as he made a face, and went over to the boys. “You know, I painted the Colosseum once.”

“Really?” Max asked, wide-eyed. “Can we see it, Tia?”

“Yes!” Rafe said excitedly. “I want to see your studio, Aunt Clary!”

“Sure, later,” Jace interrupted. “Didn’t you want to make your own Colosseum first? To work, builders!”

They nodded in agreement, starting to discuss (read: argue) how they ought to begin the construction.

“I don’t know how you get them to always listen to you,” Clart said, smiling, as the brothers argued over the largest of the plastic multi-colored building blocks Jocelyn had given Magnus and Alec, which Clary and Simon had played with when they were kids. There was a ‘CF + SL forever’ scribbled on one of them, which at one-point Jace would have loathed and felt intensely jealous of, but now merely smiled at in fond amusement.

How things had changed in the years since he’d left his father and the foreboding mansion in Idris to the welcoming shores of New York: Max. Alec. Isabelle. His mother. Robert. Simon. Magnus. Jem and Tessa. Ragnor. Emma and Julian. Rafe and Max. Kit.

And Clary. Always, always Clary. His one constant in the world, his home, where his heart would be forevermore.

He thought about the seven-year-old he’d been when his father had first told him that parabatai was weakness, emotions were to be hidden, love was destruction.

He’d run at risky missions and self-destructive behaviour and death in his teenage years like flies going to amber: so attractive a prospect that all intelligent thought was out.

He remembered telling Kit that however much he thought otherwise, he didn’t want to die. He remembered looking at that fragile, orphaned, sarcastic, scared, defensive child and feeling a pang of commiseration, of old memory and a person he wasn’t any longer.

“Uncle Jace?” Max tugged at him worriedly when he was silent for a while. “You okay?”

Jace pressed a kiss to his head, carefully avoiding his horns. He exchanged a look with Clary, who smiled softly at him. “Yeah, Max. I am.”

#fluffbruary #fluffbruary 2023 #clace #lightwood bane family #jace lightwood herondale #jace herondale #clary fairchild #max lightwood bane #rafael lightwood bane #the shadowhunter chronicles #the mortal instruments #fanfic #fanfiction #baby sitting

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capribornio · 10 days

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Delta kids - Day 5: Videogames

You get headcanons for today because. I forgor this was happening lol.

Harry used to play AAALLL the dressing up web games when he was younger. He had a bookmark with a lot of sites, and he loved spending his afternoons deigning outfits. Some of his first sketches were copies of clothes found in the games, modified a bit according to his tastes. He still plays them sometimes for inspiration.

Tavvy loves indies RPGs. It's a bit of a rebellion for him, cosidering most brand games are all Crocker Corp. Vrissy finds really cool he does rebel a little in secret and extremely lame his choice of rebellion (<3=). She mostly plays co op games with Harry (it'supposed to be romantic but both of them end up flying into gamer rage at each other).

Yiffy plays first person online shooters with her gang. (The cool games, not that Crocker Corp bullshit). She's ruthless with the noobs.

On a not-Delta-kid, still Candy Earth C note, Meenah is SO angry at herself for not thinking about something as genius at making money as videogame lootboxes. She hates that it occurred to Jane first. (Then Karkat points out that actuallly, Jane got that from Earth B, where lootboxes where a Earth B Crocker Corp invention. Whcih means that, technically, it did occur to some version of Meenah first. Meenah goes back to be pleased with herself).

#Homestuck 2 #Homestuck Beyond Canon #413countdown #Harry Anderson Egbert #Tavros Crocker #Vrissy Maryam Lalonde #Yiffy Longstocking Harley Lalonde #Meenah Peixes #Karkat Vantas #Candy Earth #Earth C

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haylo-the-horse · 8 months

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Hello!

This’ll Probably Get Updated As Time Goes On

I am Haylo (He/It/They)! A Horse Therian! Please Recommend Me Horse-Related Neopronouns.

Feel Free To Ask Me Anything (Therian-Related Or Not!)

I Have A Kin Flags Blog As Well!! @therian-and-otherkin-flags

Main Is TheHomestucker-Surgeburbofficial!

DNI: No bigoted/discriminatory people please! No NSFW either! Or Anti-Kin! Thanks!

- Horse (Galineers Cob)

- Troll (@impromptucarnivore is used for troll kin)

- Object/Computerkin (@mechanizedmodem)

- Goat (Angora) (@angora-goat)

- Wolf; Kin/Otherheart, Not Sure Yet @howlwoofbark

- Minecraft Witch (@redstone-witch)

- Questioning Dryad Otherkin?

- Many Fictionkins…

About My Theriotype(s) + Tags + My Fictionkin Blogs + Ask Blogs, Which Are All Fictionkins… So Many…

Me!!

NO AI ART OF MY ART ALLOWED NO THIRD PARTY IS ALLOWED TO USE MY ART. NO REPOSTING ALLOWED. REBLOGS ARE FINE. THIS APPLIES TO ALL ART FEATURED ON THIS BLOG.

- I am a Galineers Cob Horse Therian! Alt text provides colors for the drawing. :=8) (<- Horse Face)

I’ve known I was a (horse) therian since around November-ish 2022 when a friend in real life told me about their theriotypes! I started questioning goat since December-ish 2022 and just recently (October 2023) confirmed it and figured out the species (Angora)!

Tags (These May Change):

#Horse - horse related reblogs

#Haylo’s - Horse Therian stuff

#The Gang’s All Here - Other Horse Therians

#Woah Haylo Speaks - My Own Commentary

#Horse Plinko - Therian Advice/Tips/Etc

#Honse - Horse/Therian Memes

#Horse. Technically - MLP (Usually Memes)

#Cronus - (Non-Horse) Therian Stuff (this name will probably change) + Non-Horse Therians/Otherkin

#Neighs! - Kin Calls (Probably Will Be Reblogs)

#Neigh. No Horse - Non-Therian/Horse Stuff

FICTIONKIN BLOGS:

@ask-katsuki-bakugo (Fictive Actually, Just Found That Out)

@ask-afton (also fictive; more so than bakugou as of late)

@ask-glitchtrap-the-anomaly (goes along with afton fictive)

@badlydrawncondy

@thekankrivantasdreambubbleguide

@homosuck-official

@sha-sheep

@badlydrawnkanaya

@hatsume-mei

@ask-the-hs2-kids (Kins Are Harry And Tavvy)

@ask-cal-the-puppet

@ask-mxes

@ask-toshinori

@jesse-pinkman-official

@badlydrawnsollux

@defective-portal-turret

@ask-glamrock-freddy

(Ordered In Frequency)

Complete Fictionkin List: (Yes Doubles Are Fine!; Not Ordered In Frequency)

Dave

Davebot

Davepeta

Heinousstuck Dave

Rose Lalonde

Arquius/Equius

Cal

Kankri

Caliborn

Kanaya

Karkat (Summerteen Romance Writer)

Doomed Karkat

Sollux

Crow Strider

Alt! Murrit

Ellsee Raines

Harasa Laylan

Ghinkt Sveere

Ollapa Sulise

Rodard Teslaa

A Seadweller

Harry Anderson Egbert

Tavros Crocker

CD (K_K)

Jevil

Flowey

Sans

Grillby

Endogeny

Underswap Papyrus

Underswap Sans (Not “HappyHappy” One)

Underfell Sans

Fresh Sans

Kiyotaka Ishimaru

Kyoko Kirigiri

Byakuya Togami

Gundham Tanaka

Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu

Shuichi Saihara

Kakeru Sengoku

Shu Iura

Principal (Basically-Baldi Comic)

Casino Cups Cuphead

King Dice

Glamrock Freddy

Glitchtrap/William Afton

MXES

Funtime Freddy

Withered Freddy

Phone Guy (Dayshift At Freddy’s)

Hawks

All Might

Villain Deku

Mei Hatsume

C! Grian (Hermitcraft)

C! Joel (Life Series)

Minecraft Witch

Wally Darling

Jesse Pinkman

Luigi

Wisdom Dog

Captain Man/Ray Manchester

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pyrobot1cs · 3 months

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theory that vrissy maryam-lalonde needs glasses because of her serket genes and that they would be square because of out of every group of four kids there’s one with Circle Glasses (Earth A: Jade, Earth B: Jane, Earth C: Tavvy) and one with Square Glasses (Earth A: June, Earth B: Jake, Earth C:… VRISSY!!) heart emoji

#but yeah im adding this to my personal headcanons so DEAL WITH IT #rezis tape recorder #hs:bc #vriskaposting #in a way #vrissy maryam lalonde #beyond canon posting #homestuck

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bunnytriestoanimateyt · 2 years

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Here, Have my GamTav Scenarios since I have nothing better to post:

1- Tavros goes over for Gamzee to help him walk with his legs for the first time. Then he's like

TAVROS: dO YOU THINK I CAN DO THIS?

and Gamzee shushes him dramatically

GAMZEE: DuDe.. DuDe DuDe BrO mY mAn.. BrOtHeR i KnOw YoU cAn ThRoUgH tHiS bItCh.

Tavros turns with a new confidence then falls face first to the ground. Gamzee stares into the void completely out of it. Tavros gets up still confident as fuck and walks away.

2- Tavros back on alternia tells Gamzee the time he saw a paper bag that was flying in the wind, and how

TAVROS: iT REALLY FELT LIKE IT WAS ME,

and Gamzee nodding a long with Tavros subconsciously recreating Firework by Troll Katy Perry.

TAVROS: lIKE, dO YOU EVER FEEL LIKE A PAPER BAG, dRIFTING THROUGH THE WIND,

GAMZEE: WaNtInG tO sTaRt AgAiN?

TAVROS: yEAH EXACTLY,

3- Gamzee finding nicknames for Tavros.

GAMZEE: TaVdUdE tAvBrO bRoRoS bItChMaN fUcKrOs.

TAVROS: mAYBE THE FIRST THREE, i DON'T THINK BITCHMAN IS REMOTELY CLOSE TO MY NAME,,

GAMZEE: DuDe EvErYoNe HaS a LiTtLe BiGaSs TwInKlE bItChMaNiNg..

TAVROS: hUH,,, oKAY,

GAMZEE: HmMm..

GAMZEE: TaV rOs.

GAMZEE: TaVeR.

GAMZEE: TaVvY?

TAVROS: aW, tHAT ONE IS CUTE,

GAMZEE: TaVvY tAvStEr.

TAVROS: }:)

GAMZEE: TaVvY tAvBrO bRoRoS tAvDuDe It Is.

GAMZEE: i'M THINKING OF CALLING YOU BACK, iN GAMZBRO,

GAMZEE: WoAh!!

TAVROS: mAYBE,, eVEN DUDEZEE?

GAMZEE: HoLy MoThErFuUuUuCk!!

TAVROS: aND I CAN TRY GAMMY,

GAMZEE: LiKiInGgG aLl ThEsE wIcKeD mEmOrSeLs YoU cReAtIvE mAkInG hErE.

TAVROS: wELL, tHEY'RE JUST YOURS BUT, wITH YOUR NAME, rEALLY,

TAVROS: jUST SWITCH IT AROUND, aND NOW WE HAVE MATCHING NICKNAMES,

GAMZEE: YoU'rE vErY cLeVeR.

TAVROS: tHANKS DUDEZEE,

GAMZEE: HeHeHeHeHeHeHe No PrObLeM dUdErOs.

Karkat cameo

KARKAT: I FEEL LIKE I'M GOING TO PUKE.

4- Gamzee admitting he never brushes his teeth or hair which runs a chill down Tavros's spine to which he's surprised he can subconsciously get.

Next time on the meteor Tavros has a bunch of combs and fang cleaners

Gamzee, nervously sweating

GAMZEE: WhAt'S uP mY dOgG.

Tavros, holding up the items

TAVROS: lAY DOWN, gAMZEE, i SHOULD HAVE DONE THIS SOONER,

GAMZEE(SoFt SoBbInG): OkKaY.

5- They light fireworks inside the meteor which then causes multiple equipment to burn.

TAVROS: tHE COLORS WERE NICE, gAMZEE WAS RIGHT,

GAMZEE: kInDa FoRgOt WhAt I'm DoInG hErE..

KARKAT: YOU WERE BLASTING TROLL KATY PERRY AND LIGHTING FIREWORKS IN THE DAMN TECH ROOM. SOLLUX IS GOING TO KILL YOU.

SOLLUX: ii am goiing to KIILL YOU!!!!!

GAMZEE: RuHoH.

TAVROS: iT'S RUFIOH,

TAVROS: nOW RUN!!!

GAMZEE: I cAn'T rUn.. I'm ToO sLoW.

TAVROS, who's watching GAMZEE run next to him: bUT YOU'RE RUNNING?

GAMZEE, who sees the world in slow motion: Oh, OkAy ThIs Is JuSt SpEeDrUnNiNg.

TAVROS: aCTUALLY-

SOLLUX: come fuckiing BACK here

TAVROS: nEVERMIND SPEEDRUN!

6- Tavros, Gamzee and Aradiabot having a dance party in which Feferi joins in.

Vriska tries to shut it down to which she gets punched by Aradiabot, they continue dancing with Tavros stopping midway trying to see if she's okay but then shrugs it off.

And Gamzee's dancing looks like this!

7- Final scenario is Gamzee and Gctavrosprite on earth C, Gctavrosprite after confessing to Gamz - they go together in Roxy and Callie's house and spend time watching movies and doing shit they used to do in their childhood.

GAMZEE: AnD tHiS oNe We WrOtE wHeN yOu WaNtEd To TaLk AbOuT mEgArOnGaReX.

GCTAV: iT WAS SUCH AN UNDERWHELMING FIDUSCARD, i NEEDED IT AT THE TIME,

GAMZEE, smiling: YoU wErE a SwEeThEaRt BaCk WhEn..

GAMZEE: GlAd ThAt GoOdNeSs Is SwIrLiNg iN tHeRe StIlL.

GCTAV: i'M GLAD TOO,

GCTAV: i'M VERY GLAD TOO,

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happyhappybios · 1 year

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Arided Deneba

This page contains mention of death, bullying and discrimination.

Danger scale: Calm

Key notes: Rainbow Drinker, Cursed, Baroness, Half-dead, Fiancee

(Symbol by @.gem-tavvy)

👻Arided's mood👻

🥀🖤⛓👻⛓🖤🥀 Arided's music playlist 🥀🖤⛓👻⛓🖤🥀

Name: Arided Deneba

Age: Before death - 30 sweeps (65 y.o.) -> Сurrent day - 60 sweeps (130 y.o)

Height: 6'7 (200 cm)

Blood colour: Jade

Wiggling day: 15 September

Symbol: Cygnus

Gender: Female (She/Her)

Orientation: Asexual Lesbian

Occupation: ‘The Granted Fencer’; Baroness

Place of residence: Сemetery - Mausoleum

Lusus: MotherSwan (Small size; No longer lives with her)

Hobby: Fencing

Hemoloyalty: Before death, she was against the hemospectrum and tried to use her status as ‘Baroness’ to spread the message against the Empress. Currently, she would like to stay away from it as much as possible to not repeat the history

Fetch modus: Umbrella. All items turn into drops, she needs to catch one as she pulls that particular item

Strife specibus/Weapon: Saber/Swordkind

Troll Tag: deadlyFencer [DF]

Typing quirk: replace ‘o’ and ‘a’ with 💀

Typing quirk example:

[DF]: “Crying isn’t 💀 we💀kness. With 💀 help 💀f crying, y💀u c💀uld turn y💀ur p💀in 💀r h💀ppiness int💀 s💀mething m💀teri💀l 💀nd let it g💀. D💀n’t be 💀fr💀id t💀 cry.

Personality:

Arided is a gentle-looking troll with a soft spoken voice. She is a very calm, sweet and understanding troll, but melancholic and distant at the same time. She is a good listener, so she is always here to listen to others if they need it and share her wisdom with anyone who needs life-advice.

Before Arided’s death, she was an inspiring, successful jade in the troll community. She was a passionate, selfless, charming and proud role model for other trolls, showing off her bravery and determination in battles. Everyone looked up to Arided, respected and adored her.

But she was too prideful to notice the first moves of her enemy, leading to her death…

After she gets back to life, Arided reflects on her past behavior and promises herself to not get involved in anything that will lead her to death again, trying to become more unnoticeable in troll’s eyes.

Likes:

Dark places

Goth outfits

Chatting with ghost-friends

Silver jewelry

Piercing

Being alone

Training her fencing skills

Swords

Dislikes:

Bright colors

Coffee

Desecration of graves

Prideful trolls

Hot weather

Glitters

Drones

Her Imperious Condescension (HIC)

Trivia:

Arided was hatched in the ‘Victorian era’ similar to human’s.

Arided has been cursed since her childhood. Her curse was being able to see and interact with the dead.

Whenever Arided is angry, excited or just simply bored, she always goes training her fencing skills.

The only thing that keeps Arided alive is her Rainbow Drinker power. That’s why she can’t simply turn off her glow.

Her parasol isn’t just a decoration, but a weapon as well.

Arided’s old hive was destroyed a long time ago, so she borrowed one of the mausoleums in the cemetery as her hive.

Relationships:

Matesprit - Proposed/Taken - 🌌The Last Night🌌

Dafira. Her heart will always belong to her beautiful fiancee. A lot of sweeps will pass before Arided could meet Dafira as a ghost and promise to never leave her side again.

Moirail - Open!

Kismesis - Open!

Auspistice - Open!

Out of quadrants

Friends - Ghosts. Ghosts always follow her whenever she’s alive or dead. She was afraid of them at first, but now she can’t imagine her life without them.

Children - Ghosty. Ghosty is a little white blooded wiggler that Arided is taking care of. Strangely enough, they fit into this spooky mysterious family.

Acquaintance - Phecda. Arided never interacted with other jade, but is aware of her and her daughter, Vulpec.

Acquaintance - Vulpec. Arided is so happy her kid has such a good friend!

Backstory:

Since her hatching, Arided was surrounded and followed by ghosts.

As a kid, Arided was terrified by them. She tried to run away from them, hide from them and even ignore them, but each time they always came back to her as they seemed to know where she was all the time. Arided tried to tell adult trolls about it, but no one believed her, telling her she was lying. It caused Arided to get bullied by her jade peers when bad rumors quickly spread about her in the caverns.

The rumors lasted for a long period of time throughout her childhood and teenage hood. It got worse when Arided started to work as a nanny.

Arided was bad at taking care of grubs. Whenever she tried to cradle or feed grubs, they always cried in her arms. She had no idea what was wrong before much much later she realized it could be ghosts' fault.

Arided was exiled from caverns when she was 10 sweeps (21 years old) after she was seriously accused of hurting a hatched grub. She couldn’t believe how unfair and biased their judgment was towards her. Arided knew all of them just simply disliked her.

It sparked something rebellious in her.

She will prove to herself and jades that she is worth something outside of caverns.

And the first mission was to find a place to stay.

Arided went to the nearest town where she quickly found the job and bought her own flat. She worked as a waitress in the old bar for some time, while trying to find something more profitable. She thought about giving up on her goal a few times but as soon as she remembered her old peers laughing at her, it boosted her motivation even more.

She is not going to give up so easily.

At the same time, Arided gets used to a company of different ghosts around her and her curse in general as it becomes a routine. She even made some ghost-friends during her life.

It took her 2.31 sweeps (5 years) to get used to the town’s chaotic schedule and atmosphere. She finally felt at home here.

One day, she saw an ad in the newspaper about fencing lessons, the first lesson is free. Thinking hard about it, she decided to go there and see if it would stick with her as a hobby. And in the first lesson, Arided was amazed at how elegant and beautiful fencing is.

She fell in love with it at first sight.

Arided knew fencing was her thing.

Her destiny.

She just knew it in her heart and obviously, she proved it in the lesson. She won in the friendly duel for the first time against another student, impressing everyone, especially the teacher.

Not even hesitating, the teacher took her in their class immediately, seeing a talent for fencing in her. But because Arided didn’t have enough money to pay for full lessons, they made a good discount for her, so she could attend the lessons. It made Arided so happy and excited for future lessons.

And it was worth it.

She spent 4.62 sweeps (10 years) of training and polishing her fencing skills before she could enter her first National Fencing Championship, where her life changed drastically.

All her hard work and training paid off. She won the championship.

All eyes were on her, bad and good.

She quickly got a lot of proposals and invitations from a bunch of different sponsors and high class trolls. So much that she spent a week or two reading all of it.

It blew her mind.

She didn’t expect such attention from other trolls, especially from highbloods. There was one highblood in particular who she thought would help her to reach a high status in troll society. Arided knew their influence goes beyond and above imaginable and fortunately they were interested in her. Feeling as it was her only chance to achieve a bigger goal, she accepted their proposal.

It took her 4.62 sweeps (10 years) to be fully accepted in high troll society.

Arided became famous in the circle of the highbloods as ‘The Granted Fencer’ and was promoted to her status as ‘Baroness’ after 2.31 sweeps (5 years) of serving the Alternia Empire Army. It wasn’t really necessary for her to do it as she could have gotten this status another way, but it was her personal decision.

She always represented middlebloods and lowbloods in the circle of high class trolls, not being ashamed to show her blood color. Arided pushed the narrative of lowbloods being able to be successful as well, but not all trolls believed in it, finding the concept strange.

But Arided is not going to give up so easily.

Meantime in the background…

…she met her.

Her future fiancee, Dafira Hegala, a lonely olive blood who worked as an assistant under a famous alchemist - Pr. Celbal Rasall.

Their first meeting was awkward to say the least. They met in the cafe where Dafira spilled coffee on Arided’s new costume and later dropped a piece of chocolate cake on her shoe. Thankfully, Arided wasn’t really angry at poor olive and forgave her on the same day.

Their second meeting was a sudden one. Arided was curious about the alchemy and went to Pr. Celbal Rasall laboratory where she met Dafira once again. She didn’t expect to see her again, but wasn’t opposed to the idea to get closer to the olive.

Their romance finally bloomed after it.

They both started to spend more and more time with each other, knowing more details about each other's pasts, likes and dislikes and so on. Each time on their ‘dates’, Arided fell for Darifa more and more, finding more reasons to love her.

Soon later, Arided asked her to become matesprits.

Darifa accepted happily.

But, their happiness didn’t last long.

Arided’s personal life was put on display by one of her high class rivals, shaming her to even date someone who is lower by class, status and caste. Her reputation wasn’t really ruined as she still had fans and allies who loved and respected her, but her dear fiancee got under the radar of some obsessive individuals who stalked and harassed her on a daily basis.

This is something Arided couldn’t forgive.

She started to use her influence to spread the message against the Empress at that period of time. Arided was tired of disrimination against lowbloods and middlebloods as she can’t longer watch her fiancee struggling under the troll society’s pressure and so decided to put an aggressive/hostile act towards her goal. Her support started to grow rapidly by the day…

...and no one knew how long it would take for Arided to start a revolution against Her Imperious Condescension.

But…

…she was too prideful and full of herself to notice the first moves of her enemy.

Someone sent her a letter with an olive blood on the cover. It was the first time when Arided felt fear and despair. The more she read the letter, the more she felt sick to her stomach. The love of her life was held hostage by some stranger and if she didn’t come to the appointed place - cemetery - Dafira would die.

Of course, Arided came to the appointed place and was immediately attacked by a group of hired assassins. She fought proudly with them, but in the end she was stabbed in the back.

Arided died on the ground of the cemetery. All the thoughts were about Dafira and how sorry Arided was to let this happen, having no idea if her fiancee is alive or dead.

…

30 sweeps (65 years) later…

All of sudden Arided woke up from a long dead sleep. She found herself in the coffin and when she got out of it, she recognized the same cemetery where she died. Arided reflects on her past behavior, blaming herself for the trouble she caused for Dafira and promises herself to not get involved in anything that will lead her to death again. She gathered some information about the place, time and events that happened when she was dead and got even more confused. Sadly, she doesn’t really have a choice, but to get used to a new era of trolls and help anyone who needs it.

Later on, thanks to anon trolls, she adopted and raised a grub on her own before she finally met…

…her, once again.

#Deneba Family #Bio

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pjo-hoo-toa-freakazoid · 3 years

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What if Octavian introduced Auggi to Al?

Who is Augustina & How he got his daughter Auggie

it didn’t really end good for Al :D

#Tavvy and Auggie #octabaster #octavian x alabaster #octavian pjo #pjo #hoo #heroes of olympus #toa #percy jackson #percy jackson and the olympians #trials of apollo #pjo fandom #pjo incorrect quotes #pjoverse #alabaster c torrington #my art #freakazoid art

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whiskyarts · 3 years

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Leggy UP For that one trend on twitter

#homestuck #homestuck 2 #earth c #vrissy maryam lalonde #tavros crocker #tavvy #yiffany longstocking lalonde harley #ruby lalonde harley #harry anderson egbert #my art #zachiedoodles

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flyingupward · 4 years

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;; tag dump - PRIMARY MUSES pt. 1

#C BIANCHI ✩ threads | what im terrible at is life #C BIANCHI ✩ answers | the architect speaks #C BIANCHI ✩ aesthetic | it is the purpose that makes strong the vow #C BIANCHI ✩ visage | sometimes you have to stand out in order to blend in #C BIANCHI ✩ headcanon | pack demolition we cant pack emotion #C BIANCHI ✩ raymond | who knew that underneath it all you were so sweet #C BIANCHI ✩ general verse | blow us a kiss and we will blow you to pieces #C BIANCHI ✩ xander verse | heaven cannot brook two suns nor earth two masters #H BLACKTHORN ✩ threads | dreaming of home #H BLACKTHORN ✩ answers | first the fire then the flood #H BLACKTHORN ✩ aesthetic | a bad law is no law #H BLACKTHORN ✩ visage | your blood does not define you #H BLACKTHORN ✩ julian | i trust you to take care of them #H BLACKTHORN ✩ mark | we are special to each other #H BLACKTHORN ✩ emma | my brothers keeper #H BLACKTHORN ✩ ty | resident sherlock holmes #H BLACKTHORN ✩ livvy | you deserved better #H BLACKTHORN ✩ dru | the young are mighty #H BLACKTHORN ✩ tavvy | you may have just solved the whole thing #H BLACKTHORN ✩ aline | hard to believe how much light you can find in the darkness #H BLACKTHORN ✩ alec | the bond of eldest siblings having someone to protect #H BLACKTHORN ✩ father | mercy is the mark of greatness #H BLACKTHORN ✩ mother | sparks of memory i seldom recall #H BLACKTHORN ✩ arthur | how did you let them go #H BLACKTHORN ✩ pre exile verse | first blossoms and dark thunderclouds #H BLACKTHORN ✩ exile verse | amazing what the depths to which hatred sinks #H BLACKTHORN ✩ post exile verse | i imagined our reunions differently

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itsjustoctavianhere · 2 years

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I know this is late but Happy Holidays 💜

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hi beth :) can u tell me more abt dru i would love to know her energies and origins and vibes <33333

she is literally the best character with the least amount of page time… she’s a campy horror fan, she’s a younger sibling, she’s a gay ally except to her gay brother, she’s the only one of her siblings that understands how healthy relationships are supposed to work (but she’ll never use that information for herself)

basically she’s only 13 in the dark artifices so she’s not allowed to be a Real Main Character yet, but in the wicked powers she’s going to be the most weirdgirl protagonist this franchise has ever seen!! but as it currently stands her main plotlines have been like a) taking care of the blackthorn’s youngest sibling tavvy, who’s only 7. b) being the only shadowhunter who isn’t too cool for movies and then making that everyone else’s problem. c) befriending and crushing on jamie rosales, who is first of all 17, and secondly he’s cristina’s ex bff that no one really likes all that much. and also d) she touched a magic rock a couple times and saw an alternate universe where she met ash (ash is the son of sebastian and the seelie queen. it’s exactly as weird as it sounds)

now i am still holding out that she’s going to be the main main character of twp, even though all the signs are pointing to kit. i just really want her and her weird eventual romance with the evil fairy boy to be center stage sorry kit

#she likes bad horror movies because she grew up traumatized during a war and when movies are scary they end… hello #she is sooo beloved to me thank u for asking about her <333 #asks #juliechu #tsc

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thechangeling · 3 years

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Ok @the-wckd-powers inspired me to make this. These are my tsc neurodivirgent headcannins based partly on my observations from the books and also partly just vibes.

I'm not including the canon stuff like Ty bring autistic or Jace having C-pstd because.. it's canon or at least basically canon.

Christopher: I know he's cannonly nd but I personally hc him as autistic/adhd.

Lucie: Listen I personally feel like she's also autistic/adhd.

Alastair: We saw this one coming. C-PTSD. I also feel depression as well. Also someone said he's autistic and now I can't unsee it. My boy is in fact autistic. Argue with the wall.

Matthew: Depression. I wouldn't say any ptsd because I just don't really think that's the case. He has trauma sure, but trauma does not equal ptsd. Also someone who has bpd said bpd and I totally see it. For those of you who don't know, bpd is categorized by difficulties in regulating emotion. (As I understand it. I'm not diagnosed.) Also by very intense often stormy interpersonal relationships.

Clary: I hc as autistic/adhd with very minimal evidence just vibes. Sometimes you look at a character and are like... yeah you're not nt.

Alec: MY BOY IS AUTISTIC! ARGUE WITH THE WALL!

Magnus: Oh yeah he definitely has C-PTSD. By the way if you didn't know, c-ptsd is complex post traumatic stress disorder. It is categorized by exposure to REPEATED trauma, as in continuous abuse or neglect. PTSD is just for one single traumatic event.

Will: He definitely experienced depression throughout his teen years. He seems to be fine now in tlh.

Jem: I can't decide on PTSD or C-PTSD. The thing with his parents when he was s kid was one event but you could argue that living with the disease for years after was traumatic enough to give him C-PTSD. Idk. But he doesnt really show many signs of trauma after TID? (This is my issue with CC's portrayal of trauma btw. It ends when their story arc ends or they get together with their love interest. But whatever.)

Henry: Listen, I know everyone says autistic but personally I feel like he has adhd on account if the fact that he is hyper oblivious to most things and has the ability to hyper focus on his experiments.

Charlotte: GAD. Generalized anxiety disorder. Look, this women has been running the institute since she was 18, looking after Will and Jem, and Jesse's ungrateful ass. Then she became the first female consul at 23 and now she's dealing with all the misogyny from the Clave as well as being a mother of two boys. Matthew is....Matthew and Charles is.....Charles. There is no way this women didn't develop an anxiety disorder. Argue with the wall.

Kit: ADHD and C-PTSD. Obviously. I could also make a case for depression too.

Mark: ADHD. As for as I'm concerned this is basically canon. C-PTSD as well.

Kieran: Ok here's a bit of a wild card but to me it makes sense. BPD. Bpd is the result of trauma which tracks. Kieran's emotional needs were definitely not met as a child which could definitely result in emotional dysregulation as well as an intense fear of abandonment and the desire to do anything possible to prevent that abandonment.

Cristina: GAD. No evidence just vibes.

Ty: Dysgraphia and Dyscalculia because yes I am projecting but also they are both comorbid with autism. Ty is also cannonly really bad at math and has issues with writing, often pressing way too hard on the pencil which is a dysgraphia thing. Also I'm pretty sure he along with the rest of the Blackthorns are supposed to cannonly have ptsd but I don't really see it with him tbh.

Emma: PTSD.

Julian: C-PTSD.

Tavvy: Actually I would argue he has C-PTSD because he kept being exposed to terrible shit at such a young age.

Dru: C-PTSD.

Ash: C-PTSD.

Helen: C-PTSD obviously and also depression. I just get the vibes.

Jaime: I see him has autistic. I could be projecting but to me he's just giving off vibes.

Livvy: Autistic. Ty can't be the only one in seven siblings I call bullshit. Also it just makes sense go look up @the-wckd-powers and I's asks about this. Also ngl I don't feel C-PTSD for her either tbh. The twins are def traumatized but they don't seem to have PTSD.

Ok that's it. As far as I'm considered everyone else is nt. I might change my mind later on though.

@littlx-songbxrd

#tsc #tda #tmi #tlh #tid #nd headcannons

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gummybearzgocrazyagain · 4 years

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my top hilarious moments (c) in tsc universe, in no particular order

Aline off the bat assuming jimon was real

“Stop hugging Shadowhunters in front of my place of business!” (c)

“Don’t you forsooth me. [...] You know my rules about forsoothing in my room. Also the use of the words ‘howbeit,’ ‘welladay,’ and ‘alack.’ ” “What about ‘zounds’?” “The punishment for ‘zounds’ is severe,” (c)

Entire Robert x drunk!Simon crucifix interaction

“Remember, Thomas is the most elderly of our group. He is required for day patrol.” “I am not sure just eighteen is precisely elderly,” said James. “He should have some years before senility sets in.” “I get the sense sometimes that he rather likes Alastair Carstairs. Which would indicate senility has already set in.” (c)

the effect water from Lake Lyn had on Magnus aka “that one of you there is very attractive” and Dru trying to cover Tavvy’s ears

“There are a lot of hot shadowhunters,” said Elliott. “That’s the point of them, isn’t it?” (c) p r e a c h sis

“only if it was a very gay spider”

every. single. word. of “The Voicemail of MB”, okay, almost every word, excluding the heartbreaking parts, obvi

Ragnor x Christopher Lightwood “bromance”

Iblis demon x Christopher Lightwood “bromance”

everyone having something to say about Thomas’ growth spurt

Lily pretending not to know who Robert is in bten

“Alec and I are unafraid to express our manly love,” said Jace. “Sometimes he carries me around like a swooning damsel. “Really?” said Kit. “No,” said Jace. “I’m very heavy, especially when fully armed. What did you want to talk to me about?” “Actually, that,” said Kit. “My weight?”(c)

Matthew’s judgement of Jamie only having one hair brush in the Academy

the “bodyguard” dialog between Simon and Raphael

half of the things Mark said “It is better that you go,” he said, “that I might forget your fair, cruel face, and heal my heart.” (c), and Cristina’s “unnecessary” comment

“Can I have your autograph, Raphael?” asked the faerie lady. She produced a large, shiny green leaf and a quill. Raphael wrote LEAVE ME ALONE on the leaf. “I’ll cherish it,” said the faerie. She ran away, clutching the leaf to her bosom. “Don’t,” Raphael yelled after her.” (c) because i c o n i c

Christopher’s reaction to Cordelia threatening to stay out the whole night and having to marry either him or Thomas

“Christ, Kieran, what the hell—” “What foreign gods do you call on now?” (c)

“Please forgive him. He’s from a horrible desert wasteland and he doesn’t know what’s going on,” said the other werewolf. “I’m from Ohio!” “That’s what I said.” (c)

“I must be off,” he said. “There’s an orangery in Kensington Gardens that needs smashing. Ladies, lock up your outbuildings. James Herondale is in town and he has been slighted in love!” (c)

Raphael being traumatized by 12yo Alec’s flirting, and proceeding to question his age at every encounter

“stupid hot people [...] they won’t let me eat cookies” (c)

“i’ll just hang around until then!” (c)

Bridget with her opinions on Herondales’ and Lightwoods’ prospective sexual appeal

“Of course, due to Will’s prejudice toward all things Carstairs, he probably thought Alastair was perfect and also pretty.”(c) Cordelia

“We could together slay a frost giant, or devour a deer”(c) - attempt to ask a pretty woman out was made here

Kit actually yelling the first time he saw Jessamine

Our brilliant Alexander “Polyglot” Lightwood trying to coerce his son to fall asleep with “Adorno”

“James, why are we locking all the windows? Are we afraid of overcurious pigeons?” James slammed a bolt home and turned to look at the others. “I have spent the past four years of my life trying to train myself not to do what I’m about to do. I don’t wish to even consider the possibility of being interrupted.” “By a pigeon?” said Matthew” (c)

Henry’s memoir being called “A Whoops and a Bang: The Shadowhunter of a Modern Age” (1910)

Magnus being annoyed with Jace’s compulsive tidiness during his stay at the loft in CoA

“Sensor technical support FAQ” chapter of the Codex

+ bonus: “all Lightwoods look the same to me” and “doubtless repellent brat” for the sheer irony

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TSC but it's incorrect quotes.

Jem: Hey, Will, what's up?

Will: Well, I'm sitting in a pool of my own blood.

Jem: Is it... your own?

Will: Oh, yeah, probably.

Jem: Where is it coming from?

Will: Probably the stab wound.

Jem: yoU'VE BEEN STABBED?!

Will: Oh, yeah definitely.

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Kit: I wrote a song called I'm Late For My Final Exam and it's just three minutes of me screaming.

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Emma: Look upon the filed which I grow my fucks. Lay thine eyes upon it and see that it is barren.

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Will: Do you ever wonder how an author would describe you in a novel? Like, not only your appearance, but also your little habits and stuff. I wanna know how I'd be described.

Gabriel: Bet it would be something like "so here's this asshole."

Will: Honestly, fuck you, Gabriel.

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Kit: I mixed up Donkey Kong with King Kong and accidentally said Kinky Kong to my parents.

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Izzy: Who is that weirdo on TV? He's running downtown with eight dogs.

Magnus: THAT'S MY WEIRDO

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Sebastian: Be warned, I can kill you.

Jace: Be warned, I can die.

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Jace: Excuse me, who made Alec the boss of the group.

Clary: You did.

Simon: You said, "Alec should be the boss."

Izzy: And then you said, "lets vote," and it was unanimous.

Magnus: And then you made him this plaque that says, "Boss of us."

Magnus: And put little sparkles all over it.

Jace:... all valid points.

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Simon: What are you guys talking about? I'm like the backbone of this family.

Jace: You're more like the appendix of this family, no one knows what you're here for.

Alec: Also prone to explode at any given moment.

Jace: And a real pain to remove.

Simon: Fuck you guys.

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Emma: What's your problem?

Cristina: He keeps using common phrases incorrectly.

Kieran: Oh, cry me a table, Cristina.

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Cecily: If a guy calls you "princess" in a condescending manner, assert your newly appointed royal status and have him beheaded.

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Will: I could get killed.

Will: Or even worse. Jem could give me a lecture on responsibility again.

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Dru: What color are Emma's eyes?

Julian: The warm chestnut of well-worn leather when the sun comes out after days of rain.

Dru: What?

Julian: I said brown.

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Gabriel: Hello, Will, make anyone cry today?

Will: Sadly, no, but it's only 4:30.

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Will: Rubbing alcohol is for outside wounds. Drinking alcohol is for inside wounds.

Matthew: Cheers! I'll drink to that.

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James: What are you going to bring to dinner?

Matthew: My negative attitude and sparkling personality.

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Tessa: You're late.

Kit: Listen, I just spent twenty minutes in a standoff with the biggest cockroach I have ever seen, so that's where I'm at... mentally.

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Julian: I told you to stop doing that with the knives.

Dru, with knives taped to her hands: But Wolverine has-

Julian: I said stop.

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Aline: The only thing that seems to motivate you guys is pancakes.

Tavvy: Pancakes?

Ty: I love pancakes!

Dru: Do we have maple syrup?

Julian: I'll go buy some.

Emma: Where are they?

Aline: THERE ARE NO PANCAKES!

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Jace: And once again, Jace and Magnus save the day!

Alec: You didn't do anything.

Alec: It was all Magnus.

Jace: We're a package deal. Everyone knows that.

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Tessa: How can one man have so many enemies?

Will: I'm a people person who talks shit and drinks.

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Matthew: You're my best friend, but I'd fuck you if you asked.

James: What?

Matthew: What?

Lucie, from across the room: HE SAID HE'D FUCK YOU IF YOU ASKED!

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Matthew: What if we kidnap-

James: No.

Matthew: Steal-

James: No.

Matthew: Blow up-

James: Not even a little.

Matthew: You're no fun.

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Julian: We need to distract the enemies.

Emma: Right, I can do that.

Julian: What are you going to do?

Emma: I'm gonna kill them all.

Emma: That ought to distract them.

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Mark: I have a sword!

*two minutes later*

Mark: I have lost the sword.

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Kit: My friendship with Dru is over.

Ty: What?

Kit: She stole my fries.

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Kit: Baking yeast has alcohol in it, but you can't get drunk off eating bread.

Kit: Trust me, I've tried.

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Kit: I know you think my judgment is clouded because I like Ty a little bit-

Jem: You doodled your wedding invitation.

Kit: That was our joint tombstone.

Jem: My mistake.

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Clary, through the door: Are you decent?

Jace: Not morally, but I'm wearing pants if that's what you're asking.

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Kit: Ty, let's play 20 questions!

Ty: Okay, what's your favorite color.

Kit: Aces. My turn, do you like boys?

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Julian, coming to bail the group out of jail: I hate you sometimes, you know.

Emma: Welcome to the club! You are one of 53 members. We make t-shirts and have meetings every Wednesday at 4.

Julian: What?

Mark: We would meet earlier, but Kit gets out of school at 3.

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Jace, to Izzy and Simon at their wedding party: Alright, everyone, Saturday is the big day! A lot of us thought this day would never come. I may have been one of those people.

Izzy: I may have also been one of those people.

Simon: Wait, are we talking about our wedding?

Izzy: Yes.

Simon: Oh, yes, I was also one of those people.

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Emma: Julian and I slept together.

Cristina: And?

Emma: ... I thought you would be a little more surprised.

Cristina: Oh, sorry.

Cristina, in a shocked voice: AND?!

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Ty: The dishes aren't in alphabetical order!!!!

Kit: Excuse my language, but what the F U C K does that mean?

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Lucie: We shouldn't complain.

Matthew: I'm gonna complain anyways.

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Dru: Kit? Are you alive? Knock once for yes, twice for no.

Kit: *pauses, then knocks twice*

Dru: What do we do? Kit's dead!

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Will: Do you know....? Do you KNOW what it's like to be AFRAID of YOURSELF?!

Tessa, thinking of all the money she blew on a scam: Geez, man, I sure do-

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Clary: Simon, you've got a lot to offer Izzy. You're funny, you're smart-

Magnus: You're creative, you've got style...

Jace:

Magnus:

Clary:

Jace: Oh, did you want me to say something?

Jace: You have brown hair, your name is Simon.

Simon: Thanks, Jace.

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Will: I've done a lot of dumb shit.

Tessa: I witnessed the dumb shit.

Cecily: I remember the dumb shit.

Magnus: I joined you in the dumb shit.

Jem: I tried to stop you from doing the dumb shit!

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Jace: Okay, so-

Alec: No. Don't you dare! Stop. Stop. I don't wanna hear it. I have been cleaning up your messes for way too long and now I'm aging prematurely. You are driving me steadily insane. So I don't wanna hear it. Go away. I'll be dead next month at this rate. Leave me alone.

Jace: I was just gonna ask you if you wanted toast...

Alec: Oh, well. No thank you.

Jace: Good, because I blew up the toaster and now one of the plants is on fire.

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Kit: If you are about to be stabbed, just say, "I have too much swagger for the dagger," and they will leave you alone.

Dru: Or stab you a hundred more times.

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Will: WHO ATE MY FRIES

Will: I'M GONNA FUCKING KI-

Jem: I did.

Will:-ss you and buy you more. You haven't been eating enough.

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James: A waiter could literally murder me and I'd still tip 20%

Matthew: I would actually tip more if they murdered me, that's great customer service.

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