Just because I was thinking about this again, but the absolute most brutal moment of the Mighty Nein campaign was logical, kind-hearted, sympathetic Caduceus talking to Trent , the absolute most despicable man ever and being like….
“May I say before you go, I think perhaps you are one of the most powerful mages that I've ever had the pleasure to be in the presence of. And for this, I would offer a gift. I think it has been a long time since anyone has pointed out to you that you are a fool. Pain doesn't make people; it's love that makes people. The pain is inconsequential; it's love that saves them. And you would know that, but you have none around you. You said so yourself, you surround yourself with lies and deceptions. And I wish for you in the future to find someone who will mourn you when you are gone…. Respectfully”
Forget anything that happens later, as far as I’m concerned Taliesin murdered Trent on the spot right then and there.
718 notes · View notes
The Mighty Nein Disposes of Evidence
[Specifically, the body of Vess Derogna]
Jester: “This is going in the fire river, Fjord.”
Cad: “You can’t solve all of our problems by throwing them into the fire river.”
Jester: “Yes you caaan Caduceus, you can.”
73 notes · View notes
Eodwulf, known jackass, with admittedly nice arms: You are powerful, and terrifying, and strange. You are the living descendent of the champion of my goddess. You saved my life. You have bewitched me body and soul. I...am in love with you.
Caduceus, known aroace legend, reclining in his sunhat, leafing through a cookbook with his shiny new 10 int: That sounds like a You Problem.
4K notes · View notes