#caffeinated hallucinations

[unknown-limes]

No more thoughts ever, just ✨him✨

#caffeinated hallucinations #frog #Budgett's Frog #Hippo Frog #Freddy Krueger Frog #look at his lil toof! #he stretchy him leggies #it's such a baby #if i had space for a proper enclosure i would get one of these in a heartbeat #one day the baby shall be mine

[urineedward]

drank caffeine and i don’t usually have caffeine because when i have caffeine it makes my brain weird and so now like jemaine is rotating in my brain as a 3D image

#not lying #what is happening #this is why i shouldn’t have caffeine #caffeine does to me what acid does to most people and i’m not joking i’m like hallucinating #jemaine clement

[dwtdog]

Dream invites George to stay with him in his condo by the beach bc George lives further inland and is going out to the beach all the time collecting specimens so he casually offers him his spare room as if he isn’t secretly hoping George ends up in his bed

dream standing on the roof of his own rented house drilling a hole in the roof right over georges bed so he can be like oh man that sucks :/ guess we'll just have to share

#cq.asks #actually maybe that feels like more of a george thing to do #georeg standing on the roof of dreams rented house sabotaging his own bed #and phd student george who thinks dream might be a caffeine fueled hallucination at first

[sneak-a-cat]

buzzing and shaking and frothing at the mouth rn i am drinking 2 cans of cold coffee at 1 am, i am going to either clean my room (as i hope i will) or stare at a wall for hours until i pass out 

#that time i had caffeine induced hallucinations and went insane/feral

[rottinnymph]

my brother and i were watching family feud last night and bc i was so lost on caff i could've swore i saw steve harvey behind my door

#nym rambles #can hallucinations from caffeine even possible #but istg #steve harvey was behind me door #fuck

[pulsar-ray]

Dear god make the schizophrenia go away NOW

#Heard the song 'Cool For The Summer' & I feel so sure I am about to be killed by a guy I know. Because the song told me #Historically when songs have told me stuff I have been in a severe psychotic episode. Which would make sense because of my caffeine intake #I also feel all my other friends are planning my murder. Why would they do that. I don't know but I think they might be !!!!!!!!! #How plausible is it that everybody I know is talking to the guy I hallucinate & he has orchestrated 6 or so person plan to kill me. #Seems infeasible but I am out of my mind wahoo

[cithaerons]

my sensory system has been doing the most insane things lately. crazy how extreme stress (watching football) affects you.

#it’s the caffeine sleeping pills sleep deprivation general 😵‍💫 situation but oh my lord #i had the most bizarre dream / hallucination ??? / sleep paralysis last night attempting to sleep without pills what in the world #also generally keep thinking i’m feeling someone or something touching me when there’s nothing there #and the Figures i keep seeing out of the corner of my eye

[ourselvers]

they're saying twitte r is shutting down but i dont believe it

#im high on caffeine #maybe im hallucinating all of this #what if this is just a night twrror and i will wake up soon #oh..... scary

[unknown-limes]

Wouldn't it be hilarious if Biden dropped dead this week? No assassination or anything like that, he just keeled over from a random heart attack or stroke or whatever, a week after the Queen croaked.

#caffeinated hallucinations #technically not bc i ain't caffeinated yet even tho i defo need to be #bro i'm so tired this morning idk why #whatever what tags do i need to add to this #usa #us politics #us president #joe biden #jokes #i am serious on that last one this is just a JOKE for FUNNY PEOPLE #i do not intend on murdering the president of the united states #gotta add that one for my nsa agent #love u boo

[transsexual-dandelions]

Next person to tell me what to do is gonna get their shit rocked.

#lying but also not #me: idk man I’m not manic I’m just having too much caffeine #also me: is hallucinating and way too aggressive #vent tw #Apollos ramblings

[bleureux]

So wild to think I worked 4 years in the restaurant industry and near the end my former boss was concerned I wasn’t able to keep up due to my chronic pain and fatigue but like, more than half of the staff would down multiple red bulls everyday so like if a bunch of grown ass able bodied adults couldn’t meet the daily quota without an insane amount of caffeine maybe there’s a larger problem at hand here

#i have a caffein intolerance and energy drinks make me hallucinate so it’s a no for me #currently in my post food industry healing era #i have been thoroughly enjoying the lack of misogyny

[sneak-a-cat]

just mixed up the phrases “cute as a button” and “cutie pie” and while speaking to myself slowly said “cute... as... pie” like girly that ain’t it

#that time i had caffeine induced hallucinations and went insane/feral

[therevengeoffrankenstein]

erm or it's the caffeine. maybe a mix.

#beating the caffeine addiction allegations. THIS TIME ! #myevilposts #boys when they say um no caffeine for me! it makes me hallucinate! but 2 hours later they're like um is that shadow #really Man shaped to you. is it. can you see that creeping figure. can you see the bugs.

[deadsetobsessions]

“Did this place pick up a ghost when I was dead or something?”

Tim whipped his head towards Jason, who looked mildly perturbed.

“You too?!” Tim demanded.

“What?”

“The ghost! I kept thinking it was a hallucination, you know? But even when I laid off of the caffeine, there’d be a fucking shadow at the edge of my vision! At night! You saw it too, right?” Tim rambled, increasingly agitated. “It even moves the fucking coffee mugs! I know where I left my favorite mug, and it sure as hell wasn’t in the sink!”

Jason blinked at him, face morphing into concern.

“Replacement, when was the last time you got some sleep?”

Tim inhaled. “Jason, I swear to god I will replace all of the shampoo in your twenty six safe houses with glitter glue if you don’t tell me whether you saw it or not.”

Jason nodded immediately. In his defense, Tim grew up to be a scary motherfucker. Diabolical little shit would have been a fucking terrifying villain.

“I knew it.”

——

Danny hummed. Tim was going to freak when he found his cowl three inches to the left.

He merrily avoided all of the set up cameras by simply going invisible and intangible, save for his arms that he uses to sweep the cowl to the side.

He could hear the static on the cameras. Danny grinned. Operation Gaslight, Ghostkeep, Girlboss is on.

——

“Tim-” Dick started, only to be cut short by Tim whirling around and jabbing a painful finger into his chest.

“You owe me this, for that Arkham comment when B went missing.”

Dick raised his hands in surrender, guilt flaring.

“Drake, what kind of pointless scheme are you getting us in, now?”

“Not now, demon brat.” Jason elbows the kid. “Just go along with it.”

“Look.”

“Well. I guess we were right, yeah, Tim?” Duke muttered, eyeing the moved cowl. “My ghost-sight isn’t seeing anything. Not even wind movement.”

“What’s going on, boys?”

“B, there’s a ghost in the manor.”

“He’s freaking out because it moved his coffee mug like three times.” Steph chimed in.

——

“Danny?”

“Yeah?”

“Have you seen anything weird, lately?”

Danny tilted his head. “No…?”

“Not even in the house?” Jason asked.

“Shadows? Anything?” Dick asked, eye bags prominent on the normally exuberant man. Danny snickered inwardly. They’ve been up for three days trying to “catch” the ghost.

“Uh. I mean the floorboards creak sometimes? But in terms of shadows… I think I saw them outside? Kind of looked like Batman, actually. But my eyesight gets bad at night. Why?”

Danny could see in the dark just fine.

“Nothing! Let me know if you see anything, okay?”

“Uh. Sure? Maybe you guys should… get some sleep?”

“Uh-huh.”

The bats file out of his room.

——

Danny locked glowing green eyes with Tim and Dick. He did some quick thinking and contorted his ectoplasm into something more grotesque.

“Kkkhggggghkkkkeeee!!!” He screeched.

“AHHHHHHHHHH!” The two of them screamed, both bolting and throwing things at him. It was impressive how fast they backpedaled.

“That was close,” Danny muttered. He quickly scribbled on Damian’s whiteboard with conspiracy theories and dipped before the rest of the bats came thundering.

He fell into a light sleep just as Stephanie checked up on him, work done.

#danny phantom #batman #dc x dp #jason todd #bruce wayne #tim drake #dick grayson #red hood #nightwing #danny is a little shit #gaslight gatekeep girlboss #danny haunting the manor #taking ‘haunt’ to a literal degree #damian wayne #Robin #stephanie brown #spoiler #cass is back in Hong Kong so she’s not here to witness this stupidity

[thunderandsage]

you can throw all the “dark and handsome brooding” character you want at me but nothing will ever top the peak and i mean PEAK characterization of that trope in monstrous regiment, where the suave and ✨mysterious✨ vampire spends only the beginning of the book seeming put-together before he plummets deep into caffeine withdrawal, starts vividly hallucinating and is functionally useless for the rest of the plot while ambushes and infiltration plans are going on. 10/10.

#terry pratchett #monstrous regiment #maladict #discworld