LOOK AT MY BEAUTIFUL BOY
Total calorie: 800kcl
Burned calories: 710kcl
Net calorie: 90kcl
the red room hoodie 🥺
Oh SHIT y’know what I think you’re onto something here????
I CAN ACCEPT THIS HAPPILY
I need to find a faceclaim for Madeleine y’all this is killing me.
I mean, this goes against everything we stand for because all the boys should be going with us but here at Tremaine Tribunal, we give the people what they want. Even stupid people.
Start with the people already going together:
Now for the fun part:
Maui- Way too sexy and hot for any of this
And for us:
Absolutely no clue. Though Fabien overthinks many things I think with names it was literally a case of ‘That sounds nice, I guess?’. He’s not very creative with naming.
She does, once! Fabien and Camille give most of them to the neighbour kids on the Rue des Rosiers but Camille lowkey falls in love with one, so they keep it. I’m not sure what they name it but it’s something ridiculous. Fabien probably starts calling it Napoleon to piss off Camille and it sticks.
Georgette decided he would be a good member of household staff. She came into his apartment through an open window; he came home from work one day to find her just chilling out in his kitchenette licking his butter, looking pathetic and starved. He gave her some fish and let her stay the night. Tossed her back out the next day. Came home from work again and she was in the lobby, meowing to come back in. Eventually he relented, and she never left.
So basically he didn’t adopt Georgette. Georgette adopted Fabien.
Well obviously it’s her baby now too.
Alas, he does not. Not in Paris, anyway. His family in Rouen isn’t hugely wealthy, but comfortably middle-class enough that he may have had one growing up, stabled just out of Rouen. Though his family shop and home was in the city, I feel like they had a small house in the countryside or near the Normandy coast where they spent a lot of the summer, so he may have had one there. Fabien’s childhood was spent with his parents going ‘we love you no matter what, go do whatever you like 😊😊😊’ so he would probably disappear into the countryside for hours at a time with no chaperone and maybe a pistol for protection and target practice 😂 teenage Fabien was WILD lemme tell you. Shooting targets, riding astride by himself, and shagging baker’s boys and grooms. Good for him.
Fabien actually doesn’t have any real artistic talent - he enjoys viewing art, opera, ballet, literature etc, but doesn’t really have a creative bone in his body. (If anyone makes a joke about Camille here I will have you prosecuted)
Fabien’s hobbies are actually mostly athletic! He’s an excellent horseman, and a sharpshooter. I feel like he’d also be a pretty good fencer, which would be entertaining as Camille is atrocious with his footwork; Marianne V Fabien would be an epic match. He’s also a very good dancer.
1) Jeanne actually became pregnant with her and Théo’s second shortly after Fabien did - meaning Laurent would be like 2 months old when her baby was born, making it basically impossible unless they somehow passed them off as twins, which is highly unlikely - there’s a considerable difference between a 2-3 month old baby and a newborn.
2) Fabien! Fabien wouldn’t want that. He doesn’t dislike Jeanne, but he’s not, like, besties with her, and he doesn’t want her claiming his child as hers. In a world where everything was totally 100% accepted Fabien would be very proud to announce to the world that Laurent is HIS son and isn’t he perfect??? So the most he could do was claim to be Laurent’s uncle - which also covers the fact that the kid looks a LOT like Fabien. Laurent officially being Fabien’s nephew and Camille’s son was the closest they could come to both having equal stakes as his parents. Basically, tldr: Fabien was like ‘nuh-uh, that’s MY baby!’
ive only had 445 calories today and im so happy, i hope my parents won’t notice
This is how I picture Georgette 😂
I mean, wait until you see the shit he pulls at Camille’s trial 😂