#cal talks haikyuu

[joyaphoria]

HAIKYUU BOYS WHEN YOU SHOW UP IN AN UNHEALTHY STATE

characters: bokuto, tsukishima, sugawara and kenma

warnings: hints at domestic abuse/violence, mentions of a mental breakdown, visible anxiety attacks, mentions of divorce, fighting/arguing, toxic environements

note: remember, you can request part two’s (three’s, fours, etc.) with different characters if you really liked it (i’m getting to my requests!)

word count: 1.33k

© 𝘫𝘰𝘺𝘢𝘱𝘩𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘢

BOKUTO

when he first got your message saying “hey bo, i’m coming over, i’ll be there soon.” he was suuuper happy

he started planning things out in his head—maybe you guys could do facemasks together, or even just cuddle—either way he would still be spending time with you, so it didn’t matter

however, because he was so excited, he failed to notice the odd timing of things

like for example: why you were coming over at 4 am

bokuto was up late today, so he didn’t even notice the time himself.

but when he heard the doorbell ring and he bolted downstairs, he was over the moon—until he opened the door that is

“h-hey bo..” you smiled up at him weakly, and he was frozen in place.

your eyes were bloodshot and your hair was a mess—not to mention the fact that you had shown up in pyjama bottoms and his hoodie— one that was way to big for you.

pink tinted the tip of your nose too, but bokuto wasn’t naive, he knew you weren’t flustered.

“baby..” he whispered, stepping out into the cold to pick you up bridal style. “do you wanna talk about it?”

there was a deafening silence that washed over you two as he made his way up the stairs with you in his arms, and for a minute, bokuto was afraid. he was afraid that you wouldn’t open up to him, and that you would want to carry the burden all on your own.

“my dad’s upset again.” you chuckle, although it came out more as a broken sob. “he... he gets like this sometimes.”

bokuto placed you to sit on the edge of his bed, and he squatted down in front of you. “that’s not okay, and i’m glad you came to stay with me.”

you break down into tears, and he doesn’t hesitate to pull you into an embrace.

“you’re safe here with me, y/n.”

TSUKISHIMA

tsukki didn’t share bokuto’s enthusiasm about everything

in the middle of a mental breakdown, you had sent him a message saying “hey baby, can i come over?”

he answered with “why?”, and continued to respond with that to almost all of the reasons you gave him

eventually he caved and let you over

he was doing his homework, and the last thing he wanted was company right now, but you were always an exception for him

when his doorbell rang, he rolled his eyes briefly before making his way to the front door.

except when he finally made contact with the girl he loved, a wave of guilt washed over him

“what the fuck happened to you?” he asked, his eyes narrowing down at your petite figure. 

your eyes were red and puffy due to crying for hours, and your face was pale. you looked like you were about to collapse right then and there. although though tsukki seemed strong at the moment, he was panicking.

“i-i was making coffee.. and it-it just spilled.” you started wailing, and if tsukishima didn’t know any better he would’ve laughed—except yamaguchi had already explained to him that the little things can build up and cause mental breakdowns.

kei felt bad for not noticing what you were going through earlier, but he was going to make things better.

he rolled his eyes and walked back inside, and you stood by the door frowning.

“well are you coming, or what?” he turned around and crossed his arms, and your face lit up.

“can we cuddle? pleaseee..”

“don’t push it.”

SUGAWARA

you two had made plans earlier to have a movie marathon at his place

he was waiting for you to come over, but two hours had already passed and you didn’t show up

he rung your phone many times, but it kept going straight to voicemail

his texts weren’t sending either, but he was more worried than upset

he was about to cal it a night when 2 am rolled around, but his doorbell went off.

he contemplated not opening the door, but he decided against it

he was visibly upset, but when he opened the door, panic set into his features

you were crouched on the ground, one hand against the porch rails, the other on your chest. you were panting heavily—except you were struggling to breath

tears were falling down your face, and your sobs were shaky

“oh my—baby, please, calm down and breathe.”

suga wanted to panic and yell out for someone, but he knew better. he crouched down beside and and took deep breaths himself, before taking the hand against your chest, and placing it on his own.

“copy me, okay?” he inhaled deeply then exhaled, and at first you struggled to follow him. you felt his chest rise and fall, and you did your best to follow him.

“hey, you can do this,” he placed a hand on your cheek as he wiped your tears with his thumb. “take deep breaths with me, and calm down. i’m here now.”

“i-i’m t-trying..” you sniffled, as the overwhelming feeling began to close in on you.

“close your eyes, and focus on my voice. focus on my breathing.” suga reassured you, rubbing circles on your back. “don’t worry, we’re gonna get through this. i’m here with you.”

KENMA

he was sitting at his desk playing video games on his pc

he contemplated messaging you, but decided against it

it was 3 am after all, you were most likely sleeping

he messaged you a quick “hi”, in case you really were awake, but he didn’t you expect you to answer

just like how he didn’t expect for his window to randomly open, and have you tumble in

“what the..”

kenma watched as you fell into his room from his window, hitting the ground.

“hey kenma!” you coo, throwing on a smile, but kenma didn’t miss how puffy and red your eyes were. “i thought i would come and hang out with you!”

he wanted to ignore the signs and just pretend everything was okay; he wanted to motion you over and let you sit in his lap while he played his games, but he knew that ignoring it wouldn’t make it go away.

“what’s wrong?” he asked, waving you over. when you refused to budge, he moved his chair over to you.

“it’s nothing. can’t i just hang out with my amazing boyfriend?” you giggled, except now that he was even closer to you, the scar was clearer.

a red, stinging, swollen imprint of a hand on your cheek.

“y/n, what happened?” he reached out to touch the scar, and you winced when his fingertips grazed the tender skin.

you narrowed your eyes for a second, as if thinking wether or not you should tell him. “my parents are getting a divorce.” you breath out, plopping down on his bed. “they’ve been fighting constantly for months now, so i wasn’t really surprised.”

kenma was silent at that, trying to figure out what he should say.

“they say it’s my fault. that this wouldn’t be happening if i wasn’t born.” you scoffed with a smile on your face, but kenma saw through it. you loved to smile, and you always did—even when you were upset, and on the verge of breaking down.

“y/n..”

“i defended myself, saying that i didn’t ask to be born, then bam!” kenma watched as you clapped your hands together with a dramatic sound effect. “my mom didn’t like that.”

“i don’t know what to say.” he whispered, and you shook your head, quickly wiping at yours eyes.

“don’t worry about it. i’m gonna go now, i’ll see you tomorrow—” but before you could get up to go, he pulled you back into an embrace.

“you don’t have to go, okay? come sit in my lap while i play.”

and you did as he said, except there was no playing.

it was you crying on his shoulder while he rubbed your back, reassuring you that no matter what happens, he will still be there for you.

#—joylovesyou #—joyscrybabies #—joyisromantic #haikyuu fluff #haikyuu angst #haikyuu! #haikyu #haikyuu #saddness #ansgt #angst #fluff #bokuto kotaro #bokuto angst #bokuto fluff #tsukishima kei #tsukishima fluff #tsukishima angst #sugawara koushi #sugawara fluff #sugawara angst #kenma kozume #kenma fluff #kenma angst #suga #suga fluff #suga ansgt #suga angst #—joyfeelsbetter

[himbody]

Haikyuu Captains: Body Positivity Headcannons

Nooo

NOOO

NO

Absolutely NO

Stop simping over bitches shaped like captain america if you can't appreciate them when they are shaped like Chris Evans!!

Anyway, here are the Captains headcannons:

Daichi is a thick boy and you don't get that meaty off just muscle. He goes through periods where he eats a lot and some where he's just not hungry all that often. Lives by the whole, "If you're hungry then eat" thing where you eat mostly small foods and lots of snacks. Some snacks are healthy but he has an ungodly need for bagged popcorn but only the kind that comes in the shiny bags with blue or purple accents. He's pretty evenly dispersed but his fat does seem to go straight to his lower body when he is eating a lot. Also, if he put in the effort he could most definitely throw ass.

Oikawa gives off both pretty boy and shaped like a cigarette vibes, meaning his weight is centered in his torso (not his ass, he lives up to the name flattykawa). He's got a lil tiddy but for the most part his weight is right along his navel. Just a little bit of pudge that is barely noticeable but he is one of those people that eat one slice of pizza and are suddenly six months pregant. He needs lots of reassurance. Even Iwazumi chips in to make him feel a little better about himself.

Kuroo is the 'shaped like a cigarette' boy. He stays the same size no matter what, despite the fact he is a black hole for food. HOWEVER, while he is not hella chubby, he has stretchmarks just about everywhere. Last year of junior high this bitch went from 5'5 to 6'2 in six and a half months and gained 55lbs. Lightening bolts on his waist, hips, RIBS, Thighs, calves, TRICEPS, everywhere. They have paled now that he is older but he still hates people talking about/noticing them. In the locker rooms he wasn't ever bullied by his team (thank you Kenma's death glare) but at the beach, in shared locker rooms, bath houses, hotsprings, training camps everyone seemed to comment or stare at them. He's taken aback the first time you call them sexy. His thighs and hips also jiggle just a bit when he walks.

Bokuto ain't built like no bitch. He is the chubbiest one. This bipolar bitch eats his feelings and it only gets worse off season. Borderline chubby buff boy. Also has stretch marks but not as intense as Kuroo's. He jiggles everywhere no matter what time of the year or how much he's been eating. BUT chubby buff holds true. He's got biddies, they jiggle when he exercises. Whether he is letting down the barbell after benching or jumping rope, the rippling is a sight to see. Don't get me started on EVERY other part of his body when he does weighted squats or leg days or literally anything. He finds it hot that you think its hot.

Ushijima was a chubby kid growing up. He has baby weight on his belly still. He actively tried to lose his weight because he was under the impression he was doing something wrong. He worked out, dieted, the whole spiel, borderline eating disorder. When he goes pro and his coach asks him to increase his cal count, he realizes how much stronger he feels. He starts eating more and subsequently putting on more and more perfectly healthy weight. He likes when you praise his body. He is growing more and more confident but hearing you say it helps a lot. So do the chocolates Tendou brings whenever he comes to visit.

(If I catch you sexualizing eating disorders I will not hesitate to throw hands)

Please send an ask if you want anyone else, I'll be posting more characters anyway as well as extensions to these ones.

#Haikyuu #haikyuu captains #daichi sawamura #kuroo tetsuro #bokuto kotaro #oikawa toru #ushijima wakatoshi #haikyuu smut #haikyuu drabbles #haikyuu headcanons

[lovingnekoma]

literally just some of my fav haikyuu/bnha/jjk blogs & why

i’m sad and anxious and my coping mechanisms are being honest about my feelings and nice to people but these are truly some of my fav blogs atm, very tried & true. these are not all my fav blogs ofc, i have so so so many! just some i’d like to give a shoutout to today, and i will continue this series to continue to praise more blogs too hehe <3

also, a lot of these reasons may be “vibes” and that’s bc vibes/energy is important as hell for me to feel comfy and safe on a blog lmao

@sugardaddykenma: you already know lin was gonna be on here. my queen of shitposts, i bow at her feet. she’s funny. she roasts people. the serotonin and memes are on her blog are quality content, unmatched by society. also, seeing snippets of political theory piques my interest as a social justice/global issues/anthropology hoe and it’s really cool?? lmao kinda unrelated, but genuinely is making me think about getting into policy. her shitposts live in my head rentfree and i soulmate-ship her and aone.

@atsumuse: come on. lay’s writing is immaculate, spicy, pussy-clenching...... the power she has in making my flip switch from sad af to horny af. literally, the vibes are so on point and chill and funny. i am always so shy to interact but lay never disappoints. idk. the energy? the vibes? kinda hot, a good time, idk i love it on her blog. also the gojou thirst? her theme? pop off, you legend

@lovingseijoh: LISTEN. clare’s blog is the definition of immaculacy. full of gems. the posts? the theme? clare? unparalleled deity shit right there, baby. i go on it for quality content, then end up liking so many posts that i have to go through my “likes” to rapidly reblog stuff in order to like more posts. her original content is so so fucking good and she’s genuinely so nice & warm to her anons. gives me big sis vibes <3

@inkykeiji: quite literally the only mostly-bnha-dedicated blog i ever go onto, tbh. clari also gives me sweet older sis vibes, is always the nicest to her anons, and truly just puts in so much time & effort into answering every ask and writing very well-written stories. i have not watched bnha but i definitely binge-read some of her series and got soft daddy shig thoughts stuck in my head on repeat from her 10/10 writing.

@heyhinata: cal’s fanart reblogs do not miss but neither do her captions or original posts. she’s truly so sweet and cool (imagine building a pc?? monarch shit right there) and so so so easy to talk to and warm and welcoming towards her anons. i cannot sing enough praises about how much her theme slaps (& her carrd!! did not get a chance to hop on and tell you how cool it looks yet but it looks great omg) and how great the energy is on there.

@iwaasfairy: i keep sending my partner your writing as ref for what i read for porn and he greatly appreciates it. i just love your energy in your asks, you remember so many diff anons & are so thoughtful, and i also love how fucking hard your writing goes. also just appreciate the sharing bits of vulnerability or openness about your mental state with us anons, and i kin your “awake 24/7” habits hard. the vibes r strong and you just seem like a beautiful person who cares about loving characters and is always so easy to talk to

@stonersugawara: hit or miss, they really never miss huh?? i read their shitposts religiously but the minute it hit timeskip hinata i was a goner. quality content of the highest regard. my lungs are fulled with endorphins and laughter. this is slightly delirious because i slept nothing last night but just know i love you, your vibes, and clicked “follow” while reading your navi post alone. that’s on being too powerful

@samuslut: my brain is in shambles from having to form coherent sentences but your energy is so great and fun to me, and your thirst posts and drabbles and work have me literally salivating. i am on my knees for your kita fic, and you have turned me into more of an osamu whore than i already was. also — “wing”?? that’s so cool, you’re so cool. you give me cool person vibes and have beautiful, sexy, amazing writing that i thank you for sharing & blessing me with

@atsumusc0ck: zinkie, your social issues post are so important, your vibes are immaculate, and the cursed memes are unparalleled. i could truly not describe the amount of caring personality and glorious energy in your blog alone. i would need to be typing this at 3am using every cursed tumblr reference and meme while channeling kunimi/suna style vibes and being in beautiful love. you are the embodiment of so many good things and i hope you’re happy always.

#mod.talks #mod.moots #my brain rapidly lost coherence over this and it turned into love letters to some of yall lmao hope thats okay #i adore all of ur blogs and they bring me joy #hope ur day was good!! #n if not i hope u smiled today and got to breathe in some fresh air or drink water #i will send u a pic of my friend’s cat if u r sad i’m serious #anyway there will be many more parts ~~~ #byeeeee mwah mwah #many kithes 4 all of u if u want them <3 #tw anxiety #tw mental illness #for my uh brief mention ! #just to be safe #i said bye but jus wanted to say #i hope yall know that ur appreciated today and everyday #this goes for everyone reading this tag #u can tag people if u want but the point was moreso for u to jus feel Seen and loved hehe #@dia ur here in spirit #i think i exposed myself as every anon that i am on these blogs #which is to say i have anon names on many hehe #lmao okay fr bye mwah <3

[sugasugawarau]

Happy New Years to you all! I’m a bit late in writing and posting this but I wanted to take the time to properly thank everyone who follows me for sticking with me :) I know I’m not the most active when it comes to writing or even making shitposts so I hope you know it means the world to me that you enjoy my content. While just because 2020 has ended does not mean things will get automatically better, know that you have the capability of making a difference both for yourself and others. I’m proud of you for coming this far and please remember to take care of yourself when you can <3

And I’d also like to take the time to thank some individuals who have made a huge impact on my tumblr experience and have made this year better under the cut! Be warned there are many words and also sorry for any typos I wrote this at 3am :D

I’m going to start off with a few major lo$ers (joking) aka my irl friends that have tumblr

@kbh-ton, @ashr00m, @kae-and-the-lost-dragons

Okay the fact that you all follow me here is EMBARRASSING because you have to endure perceiving me from a sorta totally different perspective but surprise hi,, ily 😹 I know ⅔ of you don’t even use tumblr that often but I digress!! Thank you?? Like I’m not kidding when I say I don’t know where I would be without any of you guys. Stinky pp Paul, you’ve been here with @/sugasugawarau since the beginning-ish and have always been supportive of my absolutely stupid ideas. And my sons AKA get cucked squad, this is going to be ultra sappy but I hope you know how proud I am of the both of you (but no thanks to one of you for teaching us about nussies 😕). Thank you all for tolerating my overthinking ass as well as whenever I get high from a lack of sleep and just in general bc I’m a constant mess of a human being; you are all the best people ik stfu I don’t take criticism.

To my first ever tumblr mutual, @tendouthighs

Hi Codie!! Ik we haven’t talked a lot lately but just know that I appreciate your endless kindness and how you’re able to keep up with my smooth brain antics in dms so much. You’re so funny and I’ll treasure all the jokes and headcanons we’ve made, I hope you’re taking care and doing well heading into 2021! 💖💕

To wife Lyra @yacoka

Miss… Thank you sm for dropping by my inbox all the way back in like June/July because otherwise I don’t think I’d ever have gotten the courage to dm you LOL. It would be an understatement to say that you’re the kindest and most easygoing person I’ve met on here - I hope you know how grateful I am to have met you and read your works (and for lending me your knives and just being so?? supportive??? truly idk how you do it but ily 😣❣️)

To wife Joy @lesbians4yaku

Joy!!! I really don’t know where to start because you’re just so amazing?? And we’ve been mutuals for as long as I can remember ajdjfka I’m just,, so glad to have met you and I hope you know how much I love seeing you on the dash, whether it’s being able to marvel at the genius that is your mind whenever you make a haikyuu shitpost or reading your tags. You always make me laugh and smile and I am wishing you both of those things in 2021 bc u deserve the best, love u 🤍🤍🤍

To Arell, the sweetest soul I know @g4nyu

You have a natural talent for being able to make me both soft ™ and also laugh as freely as Tanaka and Nishinoya with your relatable quips and jokes and I adore you for it. (Also.. can we talk about how absolutely gorgeous your writing is I will nvr shut up.. also also I am here whenever u need to be enabled to rave abt any and all Haikyuu or Genshin characters <33) ily and ty for being my mutual, I feel v lucky to have u in my life 🥺

To Cal, a goddess in her own right @heyhinata

Ma’am the way ily?? You’re beautiful inside and out and I have sm fun talking to you. Being able to call you a mutual and read your works is a blessing and I’m so glad we started talking in dms ajsjfja I’ll never forget plotting smaus with you to raving abt Genshin and making fun of B*n Sh*piro, hidden muppet 😍 Wishing you the best in all that you do!

To Rae, fellow Tim Hortona enthusiast @mehreya

Hi bae I just want to start off with a big thank you. You’re such a wonderful and invigorating person to talk to and I always feel at ease talking with you, and seeing you on my dash with your interactions with others is always a light in my day. And for u I will embrace the Oikawa kinnie in me any day <33 ly and have an amazing New Years 🥰

To Ria, the absolute best and only Ria ik @kumaoi

Omg hi sexc 😍 ahdjkfka idk if you’ll see this but hey,, fun fact even if we don’t talk as much as we used to I still love u sm and I hope you’re staying healthy and happy !! Meeting you was and still is one of the best highlights of my tumblr journey and I’ll always be grateful for your existence

To Gracie, writer of all things beautiful @sneezefiction

Gracie!! I hope you’ve been doing well since the last time we talked and that you’re enjoying the New Years to the fullest <3 You were also one of my earliest mutuals and I just wanted to say thank you for all the kindness you’ve shown me and for writing and sharing your works on tumblr. Sending love ! 💖

To the one and only angel, Yas @whipped-cream-writings

Yas bb we only became mutuals rather recently but I have sm love for you 🥺 Your kindness inspires me and your fics are the cutest things ever (pls,,, teach me how to write fluff ahfjfkka) Ilysm and I want to remind you that you’re so wonderful and amazing, sending you all my love for the upcoming year ahead !!

To Kay, who I will protect with my life @kayzume

Kay I don’t know how to even begin to put in words how glad I am to have met you in Lyra’s server,, you’re so sweet and you make me feel safe every time we talk. (Also THE DRAWINGS u made and shared with us,,, have I alr said ily bc ily and all that you do.) I know we haven’t chatted in a while but I’m sending you all my hugs and kithes always 💕💕💖

To mutuals I’ve interacted with some time during these months on tumblr and cherish a whole lot @taiyaaki @kageyuji @sophiawithstars @buddh-art @sa-suga @baeshijima @cherryonigiri @catharsisbabey @tris-does-stuff @tetsurolls @come-on-shitty-boys @iwas-angel @star-puff @voxamcris @azucanela @heartjime @miyafeuille @suikazura @deerixiie @hajiimes @skateme2yokohama @aliteama @yuujiya @omijime and many others but I think I hit the tagging limitajdhfka

Hi ily. You’re all such inspiring and talented individuals and while we may not interact frequently or know each other as well I wish we cld be ajfjjfa but I adore you all and I wish you an amazing New Year 🥺💖 (and if you ever want to talk, feel free to dm or smth! and I’ll try my best to be more active in popping into my mutual’s inboxes amhahshsj)

To the pillars of tumblr @sugardaddykenma @hina-wit-da-glock @nidaenk

You are all so special to me in that you are the reason I would wake up and get my butt on this hellsite and find so much fun and joy in the fandoms I enjoy - it’s not even the content you post but just,, your amazing and stellar personality and interactions with your followers and mutuals alike. Thank you for being a part of this weird space on the internet and I hope you are taking care and being kind to yourself, love u very much <33

#long post #happy new years !! #again #proud of everyone for making it here #bye i dont mean it to but that sounds so cryptic #i shld stop rambling in tags

[moskaisley]

rules: answer the questions and tag people you want to get to know better

tagged by: @walt-breslin hehe ty <3

three tv shows I would have joined friend groups in:

team karasuno from haikyuu!!

study group from community

team avatar from atla 

three animated universes I wouldn’t have minded living in:

KIKI’S DELIVERY SERVICEEEE

fullmetal alchemist

overwatch 

three fictional characters I relate to:

hinata shoyou from hq!!

edward elric from fma

ahsoka tano from tcw

three fictional characters I wouldn’t vibe with:

obi wan not bc i dont like him but bc i’m a fucking menace and would give him a migraine

literally anyone in the glee club but most of all rachel

scott pilgrim bc i’d rather hang out w his gf :/

three fictional characters I would be good friends with:

cal kestis !!!

luke skywalker

tamaki suoh from ouran love that dumbass LMAO

three fictional characters I would probably most definitely have romantic feelings for:

MR DIN DJARIN THIS IS OBVIOUS

fennec shand!! spare strap!!!

beth harmon from queen’s gambit cdjksfjdfkjl

three villains I’d want to have a chat with over coffee:

MAUL DO U KNOW HOW FUNNY IT WOULD BE I WOULDNT EVEN TALK I WOULD JUST LET HIM RAMBLE FOR 3 HOURS

ultron........ he can drink motor oil or smth 

greed from fma bc he’s hot n i just like to look at him

three superheroes I’d want to be for a day:

scarlet witch bc i too would like to conjure my own reality and live out my own tv sitcom with a fake android bf

venom bc i too would like a beefy teethy alien parasite in my body

shadow the hedgehog :)

three abilities I would want to have:

alchemy à la fullmetal alchemist

firebending

plant magic bc i literally just want my house plants to thrive

three ships I sail as the fierce and feared captain I am:

din x everyone bc that bitch deserves a kiss

soul x maka and i’ve been waiting for 10 years

kageyama x hinata i will die 

three fictional female characters I feel empowered by:

queen leia organa

cher from clueless 

knives chau from scott pilgrim 

three fictional male characters with good ethics and morals I believe deserve more recognition:

sam mfin wilson !! 

alphonse elric bb

i think that din djarin deserves recognition 24/7

three fictional lgbtq+ characters I would take bullets for:

tracer from OW 

sonic the hedgehog

luke skywalker !! 

three fictional places I would have liked to visit:

ember island from atla

naboo in SW 

laputa from castle in the sky

three costumes worn by fictional characters I would have rocked:

chun li’s alpha skin 

every outfit that keira knightly wore in pirates of the caribbean

every outfit anya taylor joy wore in the queens gambit

three characterization tropes to describe myself:

dumbass with a heart of gold

clueless bisexual

tiny but mighty 

no pressure tags:

@tiffdawg @hansoulo @dindja @teaofpeach @huliabitch and anyone else :)

#tag game #this took a while bc i literally forgot every piece of media ive consumed lMAO

[oh-katsuki]

CAL HOW FAR ARE YOU IN HAIKYUU?/?2?2 I WANNA TALK ABOUT A CHARACTER BUT IDK IF YOU’D KNOW THEM (also sorry for the yelling :( !!)

IVE SEEN UP UNTIL THE THIRD EPISODE OF SEASON FOUR!! I KINDA DROPPED IT AND HAVENT WATCHED IN A WHILE BUT YEAH!!!

#[ 🏩 – chatting ]

[petalsrdead]

TAGS

— 𝐁𝐘 𝐅𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐌

[🍌] — attack on titan

[🍊] — haikyuu

[🍊] — haikyu

[🥝] — fruits basket OR [🍧] — fruits basket

[🍇] — seven deadly sins

[🍋] — my hero academia

[🫐] — demon slayer OR [🗡] — demon slayer

[🍓] — jujutsu kaisen OR [🍒] — jujutsu kaisen

— 𝐁𝐘 𝐌𝐔𝐓𝐔𝐀𝐋𝐒

#calamity’s moots

[💐] — calamity’s mutuals

[🍷] em!

[🐝] bee!

[💗] salem!

[⭐️] ari!

— 𝐁𝐘 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒

• put a my in front of the name for my works!

[🔥] — enji

[🔥❄️] — shoto

[🪶] — keigo

[✊🏻] — tsukki

[🥦] — izuku

[💨] — dabi

[⚔️] — tanjiro

[⛓] — levi

[❤️‍🔥] — oikawa

[💛] — kenma

[💜] — ushijima

[🪨] — kirishima

[🤍] — atsumu

[🖤] — osamu

[💎] — aone

[🧸] — asahi

[🦉] — bokuto

[🍠] — tadashi

[💌] — akaashi

[🐍] — meliodas

[🏴‍☠️] — ban

— 𝐁𝐘 𝐂𝐀𝐋’𝐒 𝐒𝐓𝐔𝐅𝐅

#petalsrdeadworks

[🌺] — calamity’s collab pieces

[🍬] — calamity’s reblogs

[🎀] — calamity’s works

[🎟] — calamity’s organization

[🌷] — calamity’s requests

[💄] — calamity’s milestones

[🍄] — requests

[🩰] — anons

[🌸] — calamity talks

[💕] — fluff from cal

[💝] — nsfw

[💘] — sfw

[💞] — important

#[🎀] — calamity’s works #[🎟] — calamity’s organization

[creaturecosmo]

TW: GUNS, VIOLENCE

CONTEXT: so this is from a mafia AU created by Cal in a haikyuu discord server we’re in. it’s copied word for word from my messages a few weeks ago, so apologies for chaotic grammar and such; it had kinda possessed me and i had to write it immediately at like 1 in the morning (´∀｀；)

HI I'D LIKE TO EXPLAIN WHY IN MAFIA AU IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE THAT KAGEYAMA WOULD BE MOST SUITABLE TO WORK PRIMARILY WITH GUNS IN COMBAT AND THE OTHERS WOULD HAVE TO WORK 100x HARDER TO GET ANYWHERE NEAR THE SAME CONSISTENT LEVEL IN COMBAT

ALSO THIS IS COMING FROM SOMEONE WITH A COMBAT VET FATHER AND SOMEONE WHO SHOOTS RECREATIONALLY AND IS BASIC-TRAINED FOR SELF DEFENSE IN IT

OKAY SO

I work with 12 round clips for a handgun and 6 rounds for my revolver. I can shoot 2 different kinds ammo efficiently and one kind for the time span of one clip with little accuracy because of my own issues. So, I'm basing everything on what Kageyama would likely use in combat from that personal working knowledge, knowledge on other kinds of ammo, gun builds, etc, and how he canonically operates as a person and on the court

(can u tell this is gonna be a novel yet?)

Let's walk through why all of them could shoot just fine recreationally or very occasional combat shall we?

To shoot recreationally, you have time to think, aim, prepare for kickback and sound, re-aim (in some cases like Tsukki and Hinata) and then shoot. All of this in a safe environment with no threat present

The big points there are safe environment and time

As for very occasionally in combat, they would have to work off of pure adrenaline and their recreational experience.

Hinata is likely to miss because there's too much danger on too many sides and he's not one to look behind himself before attacking. He focuses straight ahead. this is a problem when it comes to an enemy/ally causing a collision/unexpected interruption and Hinata isn't ready to fire at his target yet without risk to others. 

He could only use it in the combat scenario of a one on one with the element of surprise in his favor

Yamaguchi is known for his anxiety. He's also known for slight impulsivity (following Tsukki despite the guy basically insulting both the bullies and yams, and also being known for being a dick even that young; snapping at Tsukki multiple times in scenarios that's it not appropriate for despite it's effectiveness, and it's clear at the Fukurodani camp he hadn't meant to be so abrupt). He's the type to misfire out of panic, and also not practice proper procedure because he wasn't raised/didn't practice enough specific procedure to have it drilled in that you don't have your finger touching the trigger until you're ready to shoot. He's also the type to miss from shaking, and get hurt by the kick. 

He can only use a .22 caliber revolver in a situation he's prepared to use it in with weeks of consistent advanced practice.

(revolvers only have 6 rounds, for those who don't know! so less chances if he messes up!)

Tsukishima has the opposite problem of Yamaguchi. He's anxious and insecure in his abilities, leading him to get stuck in his head. Which is NOT SOMETHING YOU WANT. He's the type to not want unnecessary casualty of avoidable because he believes it reflects on his performance overall. He would also want to get the perfect shot the first try, and go over every single thing he's doing in the moment with his body in an attempt to do so. This distractedness leads to being an easy target for a quick draw or someone to come up behind. He's also not going to like the bang (he canonically complains about team volume several times, and is seen wearing his headphones after a few of those moments which implies it bothers him enough to block it out entirely), so he'll be too busy bracing for it to actually make sure he's re-aimed when he inevitably drifted from the target. 

He can only use a .22 caliber handgun in a spur of the moment situation where he is not given the ability to think through his behavior and is forced to shoot on sight, with the help of muscle memory built from rec practice and contests against the others.

Now, what makes Kageyama so perfect? Isn't he considered impulsive and over-analytical like the others?

Well, yes and no.

And here's why

Kageyama's behavior during a game vs. practice/every day life are similar, but fundamentally different when looking at it for this situation.

Kags in a game isn't going to be stuck in his head constantly focusing on everyone and everything like Tsukishima is, and he isn't going to be doubting himself the way Tsukishima and Yamaguchi do when put in the spotlight. And he doesn't have to heavily rely on anyone to begin his process, unlike like the attackers, like Hinata. He's the one setting up the attack; he's the one majorly accountable for the end product of the set+attack. And it's been that way forever as far as we've seen. And as a setter, he has to take note of everyone and everything around him to make an informed decision in seconds while still knowing and being able to rely on the others to uphold their part and back him up if necessary. 

Kageyama is used to being the center of attention for his capabilities, and is confident and assured in them; all while still being mindful of how he independently operates compared and in tandem to those around him.

So why does this make him perfect in a specific combat way in a little more clear detail?

When you're in a fight involving guns, those with guns are going to be the center of attention, 9/10 times. No matter how many people are holding a gun in any given situation, Kageyama will always be a piece of center attention. And he's prepared to do so from years of conditioning through his own history pre-Karasuno (likely growing up, instilling a sense of instincts and natural prowess from being taught so young the rules to guns, the operations, when and when not to draw it, etc.). As well being used as a very key combat piece in missions; he's going to be the main one of the 4 to go out on close combat missions (not necessarily hand to hand, any kind of close range is up for grabs) and still in top 3-5 for sniper/long distance missions beneath Noya. He doesn't need the time to think anymore like Tsukishima has a habit of doing. He doesn't need to second guess because he's been taught from day one that, that is what will you get killed. Hesitation in gun combat is lethal, always and forever. He doesn't need to rush because he's able to adapt (with some personal work on team building skills) and he doesn't have that panic when he's been doing this kind of thing for so long. 

Kageyama was born and raised with lessons on this stuff, and he was immersed in recreational and self defense training since he was basically a toddler. With time and some effort, those skills have naturally evolved in his favor, and can flourish and bloom with the proper exercise and new skill-building.

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk

#tw: guns #cw: guns #kageyama tobio #tsukishima kei #yamaguchi tadashi #hinata shoyo #hinata shouyou #haikyuu #hq #alexander writes #alexander blurbs

[skysixx0523]

hey love! may i get a male hq and marvel matchup if it’s not too much? im female, 5’4, with long, curly/extra wavy brown hair, dark hazel eyes. im a Leo. on the outside, i can be quiet, only around new people. i like to think i’m cheerful, outgoing, and funny. i have a lot of friends and love them all. i can be loud and giggly, but i do get serious when i need to. i’m independent, and can get annoyed a little easily. i do apologize fast tho! look for pt2 🌟!

pt 2🌟! i like the outdoors, and enjoy anything with my friends, even if it pushes me outside my comfort zone. i play volleyball and run track, on my school team for both. i can occasionally overwork myself, but i cal it dedication. i do amazing in school, top grades (not a flex i promise 🥺). as much as i like to be outdoors and active, i enjoy my down time. i like playing nintendo and pc games, and watching tv. however, my two favorite things would have to be reading and listening to music.

Thanks for the request!!

FOR HAIKYUU!! I SHIP YOU WITH..:

Yu Nishinoya 

you may be taller than him but thats cute af so don’t worry

the minute this bubbly boy talks to you you’ll open up 1000%

you guys for sure share a similar humor and i can see you laughing your asses off when you are together

loves how you can be serious tho cause it rly balances him out and brings him down to earth

You’ll for sure get annoyed by his clingy-ness ngl

But you’ll immediately apologize cause no one can stay mad at that cute face for long 

You guys will try EVERYTHING together 

from rock climbing to cliff jumping. You guys just loovee trying new things

You guys for sure will practice volleyball together!!

Also you and him will exchange tips on how to get better

You will go to all his games and he will come to all of yours

Expect him to ask you to tutor him cause he needs all the help he can get

For sure see you guys having a gaming contest 

He’ll let you win but will never admit it

Also you guys would def share earbuds on the bus ride to Tokyo 

All in all you guys are so adorable and couple GOALLSSS

FOR MARVEL I SHIP YOU WITH..:

Peter Parker

You better be happy you got this sweetheart cause not a lot of ppl deserve him!

He too is pretty quite in the beginning so you guys would totally understand each other

I feel like you would understand all his nerdy jokes and he will LOVE you for it

He loves how you can be independent because sometimes he has to be gone for awhile to deal with his Avengers stuff 

The minute he gets home tho expect to be showered with kisses and love

He also tends to overwork himself a lot and I feel like you both will be great at pointing out when the other needs to take sometime to relax

He will eventually tell you about him being Spiderman and once he does he will for sure come to your smart ass for so much advice 

Loves how you like games and TV cause 75% of his brain is filled with that

You guys will have some sick movie marathon dates 

Since you like being taken out of your comfort zone he will for sure take you web slinging just you wait

I could so see him making you a playlist of all his fav love songs

Overall you guys would totally understand each other and thats just too sweet 

Thank you for your request i hope you liked it!!❤❤

[tetsunova]

Heyyyyy!!!!! Congrats on your milestone!!!! If it isn't to much trouble may I have (male) male haikyuu matchup please. My pronouns are she/her. Im a Capricorn, my Mbti type is infj-a/infj-t. I tend to be shy around new people but I can be somewhat loud with people who im close to. My height is 5'0. My aesthetic would be cottegecore mixed with oversized sweaters. Im not very athletic and im not a big fan of sports but I love to go roller and ice skating. I also love to read books and to also cook and bake food. I also like to garden. I've been playing the violin for 6-ish years. I love animals and im planing on becoming a wildlife veterinarian. I like to Watch nature/animal documentaries. I also like sweets. Somethings I dislike are people who bend or ruin my books and people who speak over me when im trying to talk. I like "cozy" video games like stardew valley,Minecraft,animal crossing, the sims. Im not a big fan of fighting games especially shooter games but i do like specific fighting games like genshin impact and legend of zelda. I love music, I can listen to any genre and like it but my favorites are indie,bedroom pop and classic rock. My ideal relationship would be with someone who is loyal and supportive. sorry if i spelt anything wrong. Hope im not bothering you:)

a/n: hii thank youu and you’re not bothing me at all! Thank you for participating! We stan musicians. ALSO I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE BREAK BOOK SPINES TOO ITS SO ANNOYING. first one ahh i hope i did okay <3

I match you with...

Tendou Satori

How you both met: You were childhood friends with Ushi but you had moved places. When you came back and surprised him to your surprise he wasn’t alone. You greeted Toshi and Tendou coughed hoping Ushijima got the hint and introduced you to him. Sadly the man child did not. He took things into his own hands and introduced himself. He was pretty shy at first but you both bonded over talking to each other about all the embarrassing things Ushijima has done over the years.

First date: He calls you over to bake and make sweets. You were always so focused on doing your task perfectly; he admired that about you. But he also got bored at times because he liked to make things fun. So he put his finger in flour and bopped your nose. You were obviously startled at first but did not back down and lets just say there was a whole lot of flour EVERYWHERE. You both were pretty tired after cleaning up and Satori saw that you were covered in flour so he offered you his oversized hoodie and asked you to keep it with such a warm smile

Random Headcannons

His ability to guess your mood is as good as his ability to guess on the court

He knows you often over work yourself without a single break so he’ll pick you up, place you on the couch and start playing an animal documentary. 

Either that or take you straight to bed. Will refuse to acknowledge a single word you say and WILL force you yo sleep.

His ability to see the bigger picture really helps when he tried motivating you when you’re down

He makes sure to caress you in his arms until you’re ready to talk; will not utter a single word when you’re talking, he’ll just listen.

Knows just the right words to cheer you up

Man will buy you new plants just cause.

Often calls you ‘shortcake’ or ‘Angel’

Can watch you play the violin for days. He’ll keep freestyling to whatever you play and its honestly so cute when he laughs after the ridiculous bars he composed.

You both are minecraft cat parents. Yes there are more than ten cats and no there can never be too many.

He makes sure to have a playlist with both your favourite songs so that you can share earphones when he walks you home

Loves hugging you from the back, holding hands, holding you by the waist, greeting you with a kiss and definitely expects his face to be smothered with kisses when he’s alone with you.

The song that reminds me of you both

Sugar Sugar- The Archies

bonus

my second choice would be bokuto. because your calmness would help him calm down and you both know how to live in the moment when you’re together and all your worries fade away. He loves you voice. Just you talking sends butterflies to his stomach.

#nova hits 50

[sugasugawarau]

200 milestone

This blog hit 200 during my semi-hiatus and I neglected to post this after because I still had matchups for my 100 and the mlist for Table for Two was posted meaning I’m a lil late 😹👍 but I do want to take the time to properly thank each and every one of you for sticking around!! Your support means the world to me I love u all 🥺💕 As a thank you, I’ll be doing matchups again and a lil smth to do with self-ships; read more about and join the event here!

From my previous milestone to now, I’ve also had the amazing opportunity to get to know more people so I want to take the time to thank some of my mutuals since I’m most likely going to be rlly bad at replying to messages and checking up on your posts with school starting up :,) (VERY lengthy hence read more)

— to the biggest lo5ers ik!

@kbh-ton; HAHA I bet you didn’t expect to be called out since you only use Tumblr for reblogging but here we are, bbq sauce on my (.)(.) 😍Just wanted to say that aside from being an amazing friend since grade 4 (except for when you bully me stop trying to kin Tsukishima so hard smh), I am immensely grateful for your support for all the dumb shit I do online and offering your thotz on a lot of my headcanons and other shit too because you’d think witnessing the bs I do irl would be enough to last you a lifetime 😹🤟 Ily and message me on ig or discord when u see this pp

And thanks to my other irl friends Emma (who doesn’t have Tumblr) and Yoshi (who doesn’t watch Haikyuu - lame ik 👎 - but has Tumblr and posts sexc art so check him out but don’t tell him I sent u or anything!! @/ashr00m) for not really knowing what I do here but being supportive nonetheless and inspiring a LOT of my text scenarios and being my best friends or whateveuh 👁👅👁 I’ll text them a proprer thank you in the gc and remind them that I love them too because it’s soft on main hrs too apparently 🙀

— to my wifeys (poly 🥰)

@tendouthighs; Codie, you were my first friend on tumblr and I want to take the time to thank you for posting that you were open to making friends here because without that I might not have ever gotten the courage to slide into your dms 🙈 You always brighten my day and your text scenarios are EVERYTHING, ily lovely! 💜

@pyblos; Lyra, you’re the Iwaizumi to my Oikawa, my wife in our very extensive reverse harem, and have been one of the most prominent people during my weird tumblr journey. You’ve been here since the early days of my blog and have been a constant source of love and support, I’m so glad to have met you and you’re so talented!! 😚💕(even if u bring out the 🔪 every once in a while HAHA) ilysm bb 🤍

@yeskoushi; Shan my babygork 😻🥺 we may have only started interacting recently but you’re so funny, kind, and talented. Not only is your writing top tier, your entire blog is pretty too just like you (insert the ur so sexy aha ha ha meme face here🥴) Never hesitate to reach out to me okay? Sending you good luck for sch and ily and imy 😿💕

— to my beautiful bbs!

@sneezefiction; Gracie, words can’t begin to describe how beautiful you are inside and out. Ilysm, I’m in awe with all you do - your fics and headcanons always make me soft, as if I’m being enveloped in a warm hug :,)) Thank you for also being here since my blog’s early days and most importantly for being you, and I’m so happy we met 💙

@baeshijima; Sophie!! We’ve only recently started talking as well but ilysm 🥰 I can’t thank you enough for being such a blessing and always remember that you deserve all of the kindness you give out x1000! I hope we get to know each other better and make sure you’re taking care of yourself 🥺💖

@heyhinata; Cal bb we also have only started interacting recently but omg ily and would fight anyone and anything for you, you’re so precious and funny how do you do it 😾💕 I’m vv glad we met and I’m so excited for your future works!!

@astereim; Rein, Mareina supremacy amirite 😼 SHFJAKDJ okay but honestly you’ve been one of the easiest people to talk to right from the start and also your writing is i m m a c u l a t e, I admire your characterization and dialogue sm and ily :,) 💙

@softforsaeko; Joy, ily ❤️ and I still don’t know how you can perfectly embody the word joy. Every time I see you on my dash I let out the most obnoxious cackles because you’re HILARIOUS (Fun fact my irl who has tumblr says that he’s also started immediately thinking of you when he sees Saeko, can’t wait for you guys to get married!!)

@agaassi @visaintes @miki-snake @drabblily @oii-sugasan @lcnelyinthesky @bearri-main @ranojiroa-san @ukaiscigarette @strawberrii-milktea @murdereddaydreams @keichan @bellesowl @fvrcore @noya-sannnn

I was scared to talk in the server when I first joined (I’m a pussy ik 😿) but I can say with confidence that I don’t regret it because I got to meet all of you wonderful and talented people. To everyone I’ve had the chance to talk to, thank you for making me laugh sm and ily!! And to everyone else in the server I haven’t interacted with yet, ilyt you’re all so sweet and I hope to get to know you better in the future 🤍

And thank you to @inloveinc @sa-suga @tsukkiscookies @cherryonigiri @oikawas-wh-re @tsuumu @haijme @honeykaashi @mirajanestrauss1999 @tris-does-stuff @sunnsflower @sleepykarabou @ksyescribe I hope we can to get to know each other better as well, ily, and please make sure you’re taking care of your beautiful + talented selves <3 This all applies to my new mutuals too !!

— to my inspirations!

@90s-belladonna @the-broken-halo-writer @indigohitoshi; Aixa, Corey and Issa, all three of you inspired me to make my own blog with your SMAUs and written works 🥺 I would like to thank you all sm for sharing your works and know that you’re all amazing !!💕

@sugardaddykenma @hina-wit-da-glock; Lin and Lola, I’m still dumbfounded that you both follow me tbh LMAO. You were both some of the first haikyuu blogs I followed and you always crack me up with your posts, rlly some of the coolest people on here. I adore you and wishing you the best in everything you do! 🥰

#200 milestone #mari hits 200!! #<- blacklist if u don’t want to see this on ur dash #no seriously what are u doing following me #are u lost 😔😔😔 i cant help u im sorry im struggling to navigate my own life #BUT THANK YOU AJDJFJA