Sometimes I think about Caleb Covington saying "Why focus on the ones who have wronged us when we're among friends?" and it having absolutely zero affect on Luke wanting to fuck with Bobby until it was Julie that said "Friends don't do that to each other." and "I thought that the music that we were writing was special." and that's what makes "But you have new songs, with me." properly click in Luke's head and makes him realize that "It's just like what Julie said. We have a new band, a new sound. That's what we should be focusing on." and cackle about it.
after spending many days in the hospital, prince philip passes away. he is old, and it’s just his time to go.
he opens his eyes, and finds himself in a large room. it’s extravagant, with high ceilings and gold-accented walls. “where am i?” he wonders aloud.
“ah, welcome!” a voice says from behind him. “we’ve been wondering when you would get here.” philip turns around and sees a man with dark hair and a long purple coat.
“where am i?” he asks again. “who are you?”
the man laughs heartily and claps his hands together. “why, you’re in the hollywood ghost club, of course! or i suppose i should say the london ghost club for the time being, but that just doesn’t have the same ring to it.” he approaches philip and throws an arm around his shoulders, and they start walking. towards what, philip has no idea.
“i’m caleb covington,” the man says. “you’ve come just in time.”
“well, you see, prince philip,” caleb says, almost mockingly. “you’re a ghost. when people become ghosts when they die, it’s because they have some unfinished business. but your case is...well, unique. you’re actually here because you’re part of another ghost’s unfinished business.”
“....oh,” philip says. he’s still incredibly confused. “well, that’s certainly interesting. whose unfinished business am i a part of?”
caleb simply smiles. “right this way.” he pulls aside a thick velvet curtain that leads into a smaller, but still glamorous-looking room. philip steps inside and looks around, eyes searching for this mysterious ‘other ghost’ whose unfinished business he’s supposedly connected to.
“hello?” he calls out.
“hello, prince philip.”
philip gasps. he recognizes that voice. he hasn’t heard it in years. slowly, he hobbles around to face the woman who spoke. her short blond hair is immaculately styled, as is the smirk on her face. “i’ve been waiting for you,” diana says.
my friend who does not know JATP guesses JATP characters and their personalities
“Felix- unashamedly is invested in the Real Housewives drama. threatens to fight sexists and cat callers. poor depth perception. only owns 1 jacket but still gets complimented by strangers for his style”
“Madison Reyes, i only know this cause you TALK ABOUT HER EVERY OTHER DAY. her necklace says Julie but let’s ignore that, maybe Julie is her girlfriend because this woman is absolutely not heterosexual. her name is Melany and everyone wants to be her friend. she owns 40 different phone cases. bedazzles all of everything. stuffed animal collector and proud”
“BOOBOO STEWART OMG. this character is named Henry and if i’m wrong then no i’m not. he does free lance art. is definitely gay. shops at pacsun but tells people that he doesn’t shop at pacsun. people know that he shops at pacsun. he cannot hide the pacsun. stop lying about pacsun, Henry, it’s okay, no one is judging you. probably nice to everyone but will judgementally gay stare at you if you are rude”
“is this Julie? one of them has to be Julie, so i’m guessing that. this is julie. mhm. and do i spot a fellow lesbian??? her earrings confirm my suspicions￼. my gaydar is ringing. hates everyone except, like, 2 people. those two people are her girlfriend and Felix. her girlfriend is named Melany. Julie likes painting rocks and pinning blankets to her bedroom ceiling. she has 5 different colored converse”
“Terrance. Terrance does not know how to flirt with women, but he tries, and we are proud of him for it. definitely gives off the most approachable vibes ever. super open. emotionally competent (?). will bake you brownies without an explanation as to why. likes ￼elevator music and finger guns”
“was i wrong? was i wrong and Melany is actually dating this man? because no person looks at someone like THAT without being so obviously in love with them. you go Melany. got him simping as fuck. as you should, queen. his name is Jared and he likes skateboarding and reading. he’s a weirdo. he doesn’t fit in and he doesn’t want to fit in. look at his hat. he’s weird. did you get the reference? please tell me you got the reference otherwise i’m embarrassed”
“this girl would be so mean to me and i would take every last second of it with a smile on my face. she could purposefully trip me to the ground and i would kiss her boot. i love her. she is named Emma and she’s probably very mean to Terrance, poor boy. anyways, she likes glitter, participated in the mustache trend of 2013 and deeply regrets it, and wakes up at 4am every morning so she has time to get her life together.”
“this is Benjamin. Benjamin looks like he’s been through it and smiling through the pain. it’s okay ben, you look fabulous, get a therapist and you’ll be great.”
“Emerson. respectful king. he looks so nice. might be straight and if he is i just know that he is SUCH a good ally. he and Terrance are best friends. he probably ￼plays baseball”
“YOU DIDNT TELL ME THAT CARLOS PONCE WAS IN THIS SHOW????”
happy pride month to bisexuals with the voice of an angel, gay drummers with anxiety, nonbinary skaters with adhd, golden retriever bisexuals, she/they lesbians keeping everyone sane, repressed lesbians in love with their ex best friend, pansexuals with mommy issues, gremlin asexuals that wear suspenders, aroace lacrosse players, and sapphics in a bubblegum pop band.
terrible pride month to jazzy homosexual ghosts with a penchant for stealing souls
Okay, Julie took literally forever to answer the door when Nick knocked, so I think it would be very funny if she looked out the window to see who it was, legit just watched Caleb possess Nick, then answered the door as normal just thinking “I wanna see how this plays out”