This is the strangest thing I've ever done.
But the company Caliborn, smg3 and four makes me laugh very hard.
This is the dynamics of some kind of family where some are terribly strange and aggressive and others are sweet and understanding towards each other.
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random humanstuck headcanons cuz i was bored 🤷🏻
when grades/ages arent specifically mentioned assume the beta kids/trolls are in 6th and the alpha kids/trolls are in 8th
the strilondes have a crazy ass family tree
idk who the parents are but whatever ermm the siblings are: dirk, roxy, hal, dave, rose, jasp/japser (jasprose), peta (davepeta, techincally unrelated, got unofficially adopted into the group), dove (davesprite, i KNOW HES A CROW but like i think dove fits 4 now its a work in progress), karkat (obligatory sibling partner role), kanaya (obligatory sibling partner role), jade (obligatory sibling partner role), caliope (obligatory sibling partner role), nepeta (related to peta and comes over enough they count them), john/j/june (best friend family pass), jane (best friend family pass), jake (obligatory sibling partner role), it goes on
they just started out w/ like the 7 of them and just started adopting people in
jade, peta, nepeta, jasp, terezi, and dove wear furry and therian stuff to school and are NOT ashamed
karkat starts speaking in spanish when hes really mad and dave understands NOTHING but finds it funny
roxy and jane do all that silly teen girl stuff
sleepovers w/ facemasks, gossiping, make up, pillow fights, thats them
oh btw everyones autistic. not even just humanstuck like in canon theyre all autistic
peta couldnt decide on a name while changing it and decided itd be funny if they took the ne off their sibling’s name
vriska is like if heather chandler was less slutty and even more bitchy. shes that kinda popular girl
sollux hacks the school computers 2 bypass shit
every1 likes him bc he taught them how 2 let the computers access cool math games
jane and john are those kids that bring the craziest shit to bake sales and class parties
in like highschool tavros got a septum piercing to look cool but it kept getting infected 🙁
terezi has the whole school mapped out in her head she can get around just fine
gamzee deals weed 4 like a quarter behind the highschool
feferi and eridan are theatre kids
aradia had 2 get sent 2 the office bc she kept bringing animal bones and stuff to show and tell
eridan cried for like 4 hours straight when he didnt get elected 4 stupid council. i meant student but typed stupid and thats funny so im keeping it
dave plays fortnite
aradia does dance
Yeah my think pan is all out 4 now so byeeee :]
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