#call him cat dad and whatever like idc

[sakiye]

OH EM GEE TELL ME ALL YOUR THOUGHTS ABOUT ATSV :3

OF COURSE, atsv spoilers obviously

well first off, i really loved the scenes with the spiderpeople (gwen and miles really) and their parents, you were clearly able to see the love, but also the stress that is present in the relationships because of the kids not being able to tell who they are

that being said, rio's and miles' scene on the rooftop was so sweet and idk i really loved everything about it. i believe that in the next movie that he'll tell them about being spiderman, and i don't think it'll go as horribly as he may think

also miles is literally my favorite protagonist ever, he's the sweetest ever and so kind and he's so friendly (the nervous dance before meeting miguel and also calling him 'Tío') and he's so caring and he desperately wants to help whoever he can. if he is even sad for one second i will somehow beam myself into whatever universe and fight idc.

also for the family scenes, those were very relatable, i literally had my handss across my mouth when miles said whatever, i was like "no wayyyy" and also i cringed every time gwen said their first names, im sorry

i also adored the spiderpeople we met in the last movie and i adored the spiderpeople we met in this movie. i ofc loved seeing gwen and peter b (who reminds me a lot of my uni freshman math prof, especially with his child who was soooo cute) but it hurt when miles asked them about them visiting and during peter b's and miles' talk and the location thingy went off.

i also loved seeing peni, peter porker, and spidernoir in the end too, i missed them so much.

as for the new spiderpeople, ahhh they were the best!!! hobie's literally my bff idc (i can overlook the british for 1. ONE man). i also adored pavitr (i could sort of understand the hindi so win for me!!!) and margo was literally sooo cool.

jess and miguel were really cool and i really liked them as characters. as for miguel, i can sort of see where he's coming from (not that i like it but...), i liked his story and im really interested to see what's going to happen in the next movie for him, lowkey reminds me of a wet cat but whateverrr

i want to see jess moreee i really loved her!!!

i really liked how the spidersociety as a whole was designed, it was just a nice nod to everyone's abilities and what we know as the spiderverse as a whole.

im glad that gwen's dad is not a cop anymore. very glad.

i am also very stressed for jeff, i don't want him to die.

i am excited for the family scenes in the next movie, they will make me cry im sure.

the twist that he wasn't in his universe was so well done, i was literally shocked, but it made sense seeing the trains falling and all when he was going to his house.

also the ending!!! i'm really excited for what's going to happen in the next movie (also very stressed but i digress) it's really interesting to me to see the hero of the story face off against a different version of himself who is not so much that.

overall, i loved the plot, i am so excited for the next movie, and the animation was literally gorgeous, i loved all the styles and the different techniques and literally everything.

this movie was amazing!!!

#this is all over the place im so sorry #BUT i really loved this movie #sruthi answers #atsv spoilers #also this doesn't even begin to cover everything im literally just rambling

[everyothernamistaken]

uvuwangwang

spring break was boring it rained everyday and when it didnt rain my dad had me water the lawn and then it rained again. But then i go back to school, normal day exept solar eclise day so no one wanrs ro be in school, afterschool i go to library but friend say library close so then we walk our ans see other thrend and he has 2 girls with him from not our school rhey sey theyre fo to library whrre club is, i go to library to inspect and there was no club but we stay in library and do puzzle then girl with glasses breaks puzzle and we leave, we gon ro mc donalds and then glasses girl keeps callinf me gringo but she was kinda hot so not big matter then miss entire eclypse becayse we were in mcdonalds but then we go to volleyvall but we kinda suck so instead we explor local collwgde the 2 wenr to i dont remwmvee the other girls name but i went home because there wad pasta at home and all i had at mc donald was sprite. Day after very boring

Day after that i have booring day but then i get home get message bloebloede we go to mall. My friends desicde to go to mall i show up ay time we said i sit im car 1 hour bevause everyone else is late, but, i saw a kitty cat in the parking lot so i made everyone wait 30 minutes while cops come ro save kitty cops take so long so i call local councelor who is also frienda dad to gey them quicker it did not work bur idc the cat was saved then we went shopping, so we go to game store and i see glasses and her firend and my firend but my other friends they drag me out before i can speak ro them so then we go to eat food bur then we realise there is a better food place bur we already oederd aperisers but i obly ate like a few fries bur wile i wad there we made plans ro make a band, and imediately my one friend suggested getting crazy ex to play guitar for us, this wad regarded as a bad idea as no one wants to but up with her as she is crazy. We then left food to drive 15 minyes to the other side of town ro get wings, i ordered hottest wings they had and there wad 6 of us bur only one cup so i didnt get a cup bwcause i did not want to use the communal cup which was acrualy my cup that i payed fkr but whatever the wings weregood but i wish my firnsd sdidnt drag me away from other friend because like every girl i know is like psychotic and they seemed not crazy minus the girl who calls me gringo she seemed slightly off also im pissed i missed the eclypse also when we go to mall we saw people we do not like such ad my friends dad and some guy from our school who is unlikeable also my parents want me to go to prom but i do not want to go so i do not think i will go but everyone says i wkll regret it but i think that every school function i go to has leed to regret so why risk it but all my firends are go but also all my not liked people i know are going

[surveys-at-your-service]

Survey #343

“i slither like a viper and get you by the neck  /  i know a thousand ways to help you forget about her”

What's your favorite kind of bear? I don't really know. I just like bears. Have you ever sent a FWD because you were afraid? Ha, yup, as a little kid. Would you ever date more than one person at a time? Nooooo sir. Have you ever rebounded... or been someone's rebound? No. What’s the biggest argument you’ve ever had with a family member? Did things ever go back to how they were beforehand? My grandmother cursed me the fuuuuck out one night as a kid because I was in a mood and didn't tell my mother goodnight. I still remember being called an ungrateful bitch with her like an inch from my face, and admittedly, I was being rude because I wanted to go home, but it kinda scarred me for life. For the remainder of her life, I was always sort of on edge around her and was convinced she didn't like me. Have you ever experienced some kind of natural disaster? I've been through lots of hurricanes. None that massively affected my life, though. If you have pets, do you feed them human food or do they just get regular pet food? If they do get human food, what’s their favorite thing to have? Venus is a snake, so she obviously doesn't get food meant for humans. Roman is very well-trained to not beg or make a move for people's food; he tried once as a kitten, and giving him a pop taught him right away. Have you ever been in a physical fight? Who won? No. What’s the mode of transport that you take or use the most? The car. Mom's, specifically. Have you ever had a zoo keeper experience or anything where you’ve been able to go behind the scenes and look after/feed the animals? No, but I wish. :( Would you ever want the responsibility of being a politician or a similar position of power? NOOOOOOO. What’s something your parents do that really annoys you? Mom is *always* right, pretty much indisputably. And she WILL have the last word. Dad, meanwhile, can be pretty rude to people. I don't think he realizes it half the time, but still. It's not an excuse. What is your main source of anxiety? Social interactions. What’s your favorite 90s cartoon? Pokemon. Describe the moment you realized you were falling in love with someone. I'd rather not. What’s your favorite sparkling water brand/flavor? I've never tried sparkling water. What’s your favorite makeup brand/brands? I don't have a favorite, considering I don't wear it nearly enough and have never even bought my own. I just use whatever Mom buys. What are some female names you would name a baby? Alessandra is my favorite for sure. I also love Anneliese, Justine, Evelyn, Chloe, Evangeline, Quinn... There's a lot. What about male? Severin is my favorite, and I also like Damien, Vincent, Victor, and Luther. Do you have any subscription boxes? No. What fictional creature would you like as a pet? I want a dragon, goddammit. Idc if it can breathe fire ok I want a dragon. Ewoks are also the one and only thing I enjoy from Star Wars. What kind of dwelling do you live in? Just a one-story house. Is there anyone you work with that you don't get along with? Why? N/A Do you have an opinion on adopting/purchasing a pet? PLEASE adopt, especially with cats and dogs, given the number of strays. Purebreds tend to have so many underlying issues, and besides, it's just a LOT of money for an animal that probably wouldn't outlive a mutt. Don't feed the machine if you can. What's your favorite chain restaurant? The Cheesecake Factory or Olive Garden. Why were you last pulled over? I’ve never been pulled over before. What was the last thing you've done on the water? Just kinda swam around a bit in the ocean. It was so warm, totally like a bath. I do NOT miss that sun poisoning, though. Are you cool with swimming in a lake? I think I'd do it if someone invited me to, and the lake didn't look filthy, of course. Do you have a drone? No. What's your favorite hole-in-the-wall restaurant? We have this tiny, local Mexican place that's really good. I don't know the name of it, and I wouldn't share it for obvious reasons. What do you order from there? Chips and salsa of course, along with a shrimp and cheese quesadilla, and finally their cheesy rice. What's your favorite ice-cream flavor? Depending on my mood, it bounces between vanilla with chocolate syrup or just plain chocolate. Do you have any t-shirts from any local businesses? No. Do you listen to any talk shows or podcasts? I used to listen to Mark, Bob, and Wade's podcast, but I'm like... ten months behind, haha. What's something someone calls you that you find endearing? I like "love" a lot. What's your favorite children's book? I loved books like The Rainbow Fish, The Very Hungry Caterpillar, Stellaluna, 10 Minutes 'til Midnight, What Makes a Rainbow?, Chrysanthemum, etc. Is there a new season for a series you're excited to come out? Meerkat Manor comes back this summer, and I am fucking HYPED. How old are you? I'm 25. What is something unique you enjoy about the one you like/love? I tease her about it all the time, but it's really cute that she keeps all of her snakes' good sheds in her room. Proud reptile mom. Are you more liberal or conservative? I'm close to the middle, but I lean towards being more liberal, and I seem to go more that way with time. Do you watch American Horror Story? I used to. I saw the entire first season and really liked it, and then I almost finished the second, but I lost interest. The story got a bit stupid imo. I'd be willing to watch other seasons, though. Does your hometown have any urban legends/scary stories? None that I’m aware of. The people there are scary enough. What's the scariest nightmare you remember having? Let's not talk about it. Are you medicated? Uh very. Are there any apps you're addicted to? Nah. Did you have a favorite stuffed animal as a child? It was initially a bunny holding a polka-dotted blanket, then it become a moose I got from Cabela's when in Ohio. Do you still collect stuffed animals? Only meerkat ones. Have you ever stolen/borrowed clothes from an ex? Haha I've worn Jason's pj pants before and they just kinda... became mine, lol. What's the last movie you watched at home? The Shining, I believe. What's the last movie you watched in theaters? The CGI remake of The Lion King. I still don't get why it was received so badly. Have you ever had eggs cooked over a campfire? I don't think so, no. If you do drink, what's your favorite alcoholic beverage? Margaritas, generally. However, Sara's dad made me this absofuckinglutely incredible chocolate drink before that tasted like a milkshake. It had like, no alcohol flavor, which worked out well for me considering I very much dislike that taste. Are there any songs you've been listening to repetitively lately? There's a new one every day lately, haha. Today it's Halocene's cover of "Love Bites (So Do I)." Cereal, granola, or oatmeal? Cereal. What TV shows did you grow up watching? You gotta gimme an age group... but I'd say the typical stuff for kids of that time. What does your phone case look like? It's just a boring purple that came with it. What were your favorite toys to play with as a child? I looooved playing with my "family" of a father crocodile, a mother deer, their two "children" (a fawn and smaller croc), and "friends" that were little Pokemon figurines. Then there was an evil t-rex with two stupid sidekicks, haha. I can't remember what dinosaurs they were. What's the most embarrassing thing you can ever remember doing? Hold on, lemme find my book. Do you remember what you dreamt about last night? I only very faintly recall dreaming about my cat Roman. Have you ever done anything embarrassing in a dream? Thank FUCK they're just dreams. Do you vape? Nah. What was a song you loved as a child? So uh. Apparently. I loved "Dookie" by Green Day. It's an undying story from Mom about how it came on once at a putt-putt place and I apparently started yelling "dookie!" and dancing. Do you enjoy the Arctic Monkeys? Yeah, I love some of their songs. Are you going to see Finding Dory? You bet your sweet ass I saw it. I've cried everytime I've watched it. Have you ever been horseback-riding? I have not, but I would love to. When was your last piercing? Whenever I got my tragus done, which I can't remember. What did your first crush look like? I don't remember my puppydog love first crush, but I can talk about my first REAL crush, Sebastian. He's a skinny dude with short, brown hair and a lip piercing... I can't remember which kind. He dressed in an emo style, and Facebook pictures at least suggest he still kind of does, I think. Is your body more curvy or flat? Well, I'm not at all skinny, so... What's your least favorite holiday? Probably Christopher Colombus Day, honestly. You didn't discover shit. Don't pretend to me it's worth celebrating in a clean conscience. if you’re having a boring day what do you usually do? If I'm rock-bottom bored, quite honestly, I normally nap, even though I know I shouldn't. Do you turn to food when you're upset? Ugh, I'm admittedly an emotional eater. I got way better about it, and then I started up again. Is your bf/gf good with your parents? I don't have an s/o. Do you think soda should be served at school? Vending machines are fine I suppose, as I don't believe they should be free seeing as they're nothing but sugar content, and I feel schools shouldn't just hand that out to kids at lunch or something. Do dogs have feelings? They sure do. Are you afraid of snakes? Oh no! I adore them. I respect snakes and am going to give wild ones their space for sure considering I don't recognize every native venomous one, but nevertheless, I'm not afraid of them. They are so vital to the ecosystem and are incredibly fascinating animals that deserve our protection. On that note, PLEASE do not kill any snake you come across in your shed or whatever. Call someone to relocate the terrified thing. Favorite snack? It depends on what I'm in the mood for, really. Ever seen The Notebook? Read the book, seen the movie plenty of times. Do you think cussing is trashy? No. Who is the most famous person you’ve met, if any? Nobody. Do you own any animals that aren’t domestic? No. Have you ever feared that you would lose a body part? No. Do you like gore? Yeah, generally. Do you like to drink water? Ugh, I really don't. I wish I did. Have you ever had a wax? I used to get my eyebrows waxed. Do you have any sets of matching bras and underwear? No. Are you any good at improv? Not at ALL.

#survey #surveys #questions #lyrics: ''love bites (so do i)'' by halestorm

[jxckspxcer]

So here’s your Official Nightmare Update !

PLEASE CIRCULATE (use non-rp blogs if you wish).

BOLDED ITEMS FOR MAXIMUM SKIMMAGE

Current Issues in Murs Life Outside Their Control:

My STEPMOTHER, who I live with, IS GOING TO DIE. It is certain she will, they just don’t know how long it will take. It could be a month, she could make it til the summer, but we know she’s not going to make it. 

SHE PAYS A MAJORITY OF OUR BILLS and her name is on a majority of the things we have (apartment lease, the car (none of us have licenses except her), the phone, the cable, even the cat is hers). 

My dads cancer is getting better, but he’s still weak and still has COPD. He’s trying to get on disability, but I AM ESSENTIALLY HIS PARENTIFIED CHILD, because I have to take care of him (make him food, maintain the house, clean his dishes, wash his clothes, call people for him, keep track of phone numbers, organize his phone, fix electronics he doesn’t understand and deal with his constant anxiety and complaining and nagging about how shit sucks like I don’t know). 

Meanwhile I recently started antidepressants because my depression was getting so bad I was having EMOTIONAL BREAKDOWNS on a regular basis, dropping to the floor and sobbing and twitching and losing control of my mind and capacities. I also have to deal with ADHD; PTSD; Social Anxiety; Years of Childhood Neglect Making Me An Incapable Adult; the fears of being a queer, low-income, mentally scattered and addiction-prone adult—— And I’M ABOUT TO BE SHUNTED INTO INDEPENDENCE. Maybe not right away, but even now, I’m essentially the head of house. I’m the new head of house. That’s so fucked up man.

Without my stepmom, I don’t know how we’re going to do anything. WE CAN BARELY AFFORD OUR BILLS NOW. 

We’re trying to hash out what we’ll do when Susan kicks the bucket and THIS IS WHAT WE KNOW: 

When she dies, all her stuff is mine, because my dad doesn’t like material possessions and her family sucks egg. So I have a lot of furniture at least.

I can either get a new cheaper apartment with my dad (I told him I don’t want to, I don’t want to be responsible for him medically, and the idea of waking up one day to him dead in my home freaks me out. He says he could make it a few more years easy if the cancer is gone, but we’re on the fence, because the only other option is he goes into assisted living and--) Or I can get a room mate and move out on my own. 

GETTING A NEW JOB IS TOP PRIORITY. My current job keeps slashing my hours, and the hours available are already poor (2hr chunks, 3 times a day, like twice a week ? its not good money, even a full-time minimum wage job would be better). I’m sending out hella applications, but I haven’t gotten any call backs and I’m in a horrible state because of my situation and I worry I’m going to fuck up interviews at this rate.

IN GENERAL FINANCES AND OUR SITUATION ARE SO SKETCH AND TERRIFYING AND UNPREDICTABLE AND I’M LOSING MY MIND ! !!

I CAN’T PREDICT, I CAN’T PLAN, I CAN’T PANIC, I CAN’T RELAX.

Even on the antidepressants I’m starting to have nervous breakdowns again, and that’s not a good sign. I’ve also started my period, for the first time in three years, due to the drug cocktail in my body and skimping on my testosterone cause I don’t have enough ROOM on my DRY SKIN for BLISTER INDUCING PATCHES, so who knows when that’s going to stop!!!

On top of that, our washing machine is broken, I have tooth pain, I need to go to therapy and work, I need to Not Die, I need my DAD to Not Die, I have to take care of our depressed cat, and so many more minor inconveniences that my emotional dysregulation CANNOT HANDLE!!! 

Also my birthdays MARCH 7th and I’Mmmm

Did you know all my mother figures have died in my birth month ? I’m never going to be able to celebrate my birthday again at this rate !!

sO PLEASE CONSIDER DONATING TO MY EMERGENCY SAVINGS!!

CURRENTLY I HAVE $500 IN EMERGENCY SAVINGS.

I dO NOT KNOW WHAT A GOOD AMOUNT OF EMERGENCY SAVINGS IS!!

RENT IS $1600, CARETAKERS ARE $550 BUT PAID THROUGH MY DADS INSURANCE FOR NOW, MONTHLY TRANSPORTATION IS $80. BILLS?? GOD IF I KNOW, THEY CHANGE SO MUCH AND MY PARENTS CAN’T/WON’T KEEP MY IN THE LOOP, PROBABLY LIKE $400, AND IF ANY POINT THE POLITICAL SHIT GETS OUT OF HAND, OUR MEDICAL SITUATION WILL SURELY BE WORTH OVER $3000 A MONTH COMBINED, BUT THAT’S THE FUTURE SO HHH

DONATIONS AS SMALL AS $5 ARE A BLESSING AND EVEN A REBLOG GOES A LONG WAY.

PAYPAL / KOFI / IDGAF-- AMAZON

PAYPAL / KOFI / IDGAF-- AMAZON

PAYPAL / KOFI / IDGAF-- AMAZON

PAYPAL / KOFI / IDGAF-- AMAZON

PAYPAL / KOFI / IDGAF-- AMAZON

I WILL BE OPENING COMMISSIONS SOON, AND ANY KOFI DONATIONS WILL BE GIVEN A PAPER SKETCH OF WHATEVER THEY WANT. MULTIPLE DONATIONS CAN PUT THAT TOWARDS COMMISSIONS, OR EVEN A FUTURE OF  D E B T IDC MAN I NEED THIS. 

I don’t take assistance lightly, every donation is taken very seriously, and I will fucking APPRECIATE you man. If I am ever capable of helping you in the future, I will. It’s mutual aid, help those in need when you’re capable and hope that the world will help you in your time of need in return ! 

FOR THE FOLKS I RP WITH:

I may or may not disappear in the next few months, I may or may not just keep acting natural on my blog and occasionally wincing about my life, but I promise things will go back to normal eventually. Please just keep in mind this stuff is my safe place, my favorite hobby, my comfort du jour,, and my struggles do not define me, I’m still your friend and I’m still here for you, even if I’m in dire straits and the semi-responsibility of a blog (i know it’s a hobby but i want so badly to make sure we’re all having fun) can stress me out sometimes. I’m really trying to be positive, and be proud of what I’m doing in terms of taking on responsibility and keeping our life organized, but it’s... it’s hard and I don’t want to bring anyone down, but I want you to know it’s happening, at the same time.

I know the best of you can be understanding. But I’m still, sorry for all this I guess.

#donations #signal boost #mutual aid #psa. #cancer tw// #death tw// #death of a parent tw// #murs nightmare// #repeating// #long post// #negative/ #[I GUESS] #ask to tag/ #[*sighs deeply and heavily* heeere it goes] #[posting it on my personal next... made it here cause well.... its my home u kno] #[i will now post many things to cover this up] #[we got a social worker comin in so Hh minor upd8 later]

[cleaduvalls]

i watched all 20 episodes of spy kids: mission critical in about a week and here are my thoughts (3/5)

1.9

i havent watched this in like 2 days i dont even remember what happened last time

why is everything in the desert the desert sucks

alsjhiajgdf i love tom kenny

listen i know hes like a superandroid or whatever but i really hope he and therese fall in love

wait hold up. i thought they already had midterms???? like the did that before scorpion went to her fashion shoot. AND they were kupkakkes midterms. whats up with this school

no drinking in class???? rude. let them hydrate

that seems imbalanced

aHh

thats only like 10

also that book is dummy thicc

its ok ace my nose whistles too

shut up carmen youre just jealous because shes pretty

there are no seasons its a desert

ok dude stop breathing so hard

he JUST said that

anywhere between an hour and umm... 11 months

you put it on one page why are all the pages back

me but with physics

thats literally the best line in the whole series

juni how do you not know that you were at a safe H O U S E

theyve been gone for like 2 hours are they not allowed to study?????

what even is AWOL???

absent without leave. neat

talon gives off some big draco energy

tick tock???? how dare you

slkdhfa she called sir awesome honey shes such a mom

dont make it obvious

oh look they made it obvious

roll credits

i was in cleveland when i watched this episode - well actually i left that day - and i was s h o o k e t h

also hes right. no spy would be in cleveland. theres 3 buildings

oh me too

right bc shes the only “I.A.”

ew

eW

this isnt HARRY POTTER. or maybe it is. talon is a hardcore draco

oh right bc swearing is for Men™

update tumblr decided to break AGAIN (im boutta cry btw) so we lost about 5 minutes from the end of 1.9 and 7 from the beginning of 1.10

1.10

its a DOORBELL do they not have those in the outback steakhouse

lots of people. doofenshmirtz, other people who i cant think of right now, etc

???? no it wont????

did your troop leader not give you The Talk??? you NEVER go in the customers house

ace no. youre allowed to not buy treats

theres a triforce on her vest, too

shes just gonna go to another house yall. shell be f i n e

oh my God shes holding hands with mauly im gonna c r y

yeah its called saliva

nope only scorpion lives in a castle

stop bringing up spy sense and tell him you saw her glare at you

HES ALLOWED TO LIKE FOOD

how do you know that he doesnt have his phone if YOU dont know where it is and HE cant tell you

i love how she says "floor. ceiling. more thumb"

haha i found the birth of venus

oh and the creation of adam

hes like squidward, which would make sense bc goldies voiced by tom kenny who voices spongebob

"sebastian oliver" "shadow operative" S.O. nice

why do you have a trailblazers badge. youre 4. i didnt get one til i was a cadette

also sebastian???? isnt that the toymakers first name????? you cant have 2 sebastians

also why do you have braces. youre still 4

"SIR MEANIE FACE" IF SOMEONE SAID THAT TO ME ID BE D E V A S T A T E D

SCORPION LET HER CRY SHES F O U R

so really, spy sense DID help

oooooh, sentry duty, thats gotta hurt

WHAT THE H E C K YOURE F O U R

she looks like frickin plushtrap

aCE NO YOURW GONNA D I E

oh trust me they hurt me more than you know

dude theyre so thin youre f i n e

eh, still worked

clicking her teeth together so hard must H U R T

i think she can get out of there. also shes concussed now

why was that so quiet. why did it get louder

thats not a y shape

no, they spy kids

oh shiitake mushrooms thats what THEY said

whenever they say pinnoquinoxx i always think of pinnochio

ahdhhsjak i miss pizza parties 😔

well now we ALL expect it

also, no one????? pick a cooler code name. your regular name was cool and now youve ruined it

2.1

oh theres finally a skip intro option. im not taking it

stop saying that its weird

EWWWWWW CRUSTY THATS SO G R O S S

haha shes shopping w the goon. love that

oh yeah i didnt get to tell yall yet but i absolutely h a t e gablet

a lot of people, juni

listen i know a jt (but he doesnt go by jt) and uhhhhhhh were not gonna go there

why are you happy. what about second semester makes you so happy

boi thats a tardis

the design on his hoverboard looks like the aperture science logo

i paused to read the Floops label and it says "fried corn and sugar loop shaped breakfast substitute, net wt. 13 oz" ITS NOT EVEN A CEREAL ITS A BREAKFAST SUBSTITUTE IM C R Y I N G

listen i know hes technically scorpions dad but i dont think he can legally be in the dorm rooms

aww, thats sweet

i dont think gablet has an attached printer

gablet always sounds like shes mocking people

oh dear God its dolores umbridge

haha nerd

awesome no im gonna die

whenever carmen yells she sounds like link

ok so i didnt find a reason why she sounds like link but i DID find that theyre making a wherea waldo tv series so uhhhh thats fun

why does the cat have a bandaid

GABLET S T O P

OH!!!!!! ON THE WALL!!!!!!! ITS THE TUMBLR POST WITH THE FORK AND KNIFE ETIQUETTE PICTURE!!!!! YOU KNOW THE ONE!!!!!

oh no fart jokes

its even the basic fart sound effect

BAHAHAH MY PHONE VIBRATED AT THE SAME TIME HE FARTED THAT WAS WEIRD

oh no i hate him

stop SLURPING

uh yeah???? you heard them yelling about it

how??? does that work??? you cant just like catch electricity in a cup.... can you???? i havent studied it since 4th grade

oh worm??

goldies such a boomer

worm??

psi shouldnt be at the drawing board right now. he also shouldnt be confused

what happened to the lasers

wait nvm we havent gotten to that episode yet

ace is valid, dark is Scary

im gonna punch gablet in the face

that doesnt sound realistic

do you not have stairs??????

dont you mean inside AND out??

that flashlight did NOTHING

how did it die so fast?????

who else would you be talking to??

isnt that bowser from the mario movie we dont speak of??

i havent gotten a chance to tell yall but i absolutely love clemp. hes such a mood

hes the greatest spy

does it use a mini transmooker???? ig it doesnt bc gablet works but thatd be lit

SEE SHES IMMORTAL

me when i see something interesting

ME WHEN IM NOT ON MY PHONE

i dont think you can legally say that

you killed her

me

wow nice promo

also just???? bring a charger????? like youre the tech girl why do you not have one at all times

how?????? did you go so fast

machete electric bubbles??? nice

just task manager him

mother of all boards sounds like it could be a cuss...mother of all fuckers

also throwback to 1.7 when she says "his ai firewalled his motherboard" i keep expecting her to say "his ai firewalled this motherfucker"

yes i said keep ive watched that episode too many times to count

worm??

why did you giggle and make a flirty pose. are yall supposed to get together???

did you????? kill him????????? holy shit

2.2

thats what my dad does. he loves hospital corners

idc what it is you have a bazooka

ok if it was a spider id get it, australia has some deadly ones, but does it have deadly ants too???? like is that a Thing????

also ants in your room are gross

was that just a cameo??? i dont remember what happens in this one

haha because he said grapevines and wine has dregs and wine is made of grapes

for the boys??? thats so cute

listen idc how evil you are EVERYONE should cry over otters

so one of the parents has a sister or sister in law named roxanna..... hmmm.......

if you dont use your turn signal h*ck u

hes gonna D I E

i just looked at my shoe and i think theres blood on it???? what the h*ck

suspicious??? about.... what???? having fears???? not being perfect?????

juni that was awful wording

JUNI WHAT DID YOU D O TO HIM

like i know what he DID but the way it plays out makes it seem like something significant

i thought his name was heavy meddle not.... deth metal???? thats how the subtitles spell it

hahah me

he sounds like bling bling boy

yeah ik im a fool thanks for reminding me

what are you gonna do??? kill juni????

POOR WORD CHOICE JUNI

oh he gives exactly 0 h*cks

a shoe doesnt make that sound

crack bugs?????

see thats why you dont mess with things

im a god among boys??????? what????

did you... kill them????????????

thats any australian person

theyre so stupid i love them

good i hate her

i thought the gunk just like... disappeared from the guitar but actually it shot off

he died... 😔

uhh.... yeah????? was it not obvious?????

me when i have 5 dollars

#spy kids #spy kids spoilers #spy kids mission critical #carmen cortez #juni cortez

[hankroosevlt]

                                                                                   ━ ♕. ‹    𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐑𝐎   ╱   𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐊   ›

hello !! beautiful people !! it me again come play 

david harbour + cis male + he/him + no powers.┊ ❛ ━ hey, is it just me or do you hear believe by benjamin booker playing in the distance ? oh, that’s just henry “ hank ” roosevelt, a forty three year old sheriff. according to my sources, i heard he can be chaotic good and is warm-hearted, but also stubborn. that’s probably why they remind sleepless nights stacking up, cigarette smoke coming out from a crack in the window, desperately needing to do something to help and not knowing what so much ! anyway, whether or not they’re against the supers, crystalline city is keeping a close eye on them ! 

                                   ( tw: depression, divorce )

                                                                                                               ╰        *           𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓

believe by benjamin booker

mf gloom by strawberry milk club

boys will bugs by cavetown

                                                                                                                 ╰        *           𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐌

an angry teddy bear, that is all i have to say about it

soft tbh

will adopt anyone that talks to him. have you had a conversation with him ? he’s just adopted you. no, it’s not optional. he’s your dad now.

the only real reason why he is against the supers is because he is afraid those kids will get themselves hurt and he is not ?? about to let that happen ??

even villains like people be making the worse decisions right in front of him and he is there like ‘but you can still be good !! pls let me adopt you and i, as your dad, will show you that !!’

probably hasn’t slept in two days

answers calls with ‘what the fuck Have they done This time ?’

count on this dumbass to throw himself inside a burning building like he impervious to damage ( he will not tell you this, but he isn’t impervious to damage. he actually has many, many bruises. )

the fact that he can’t keep literally everyone in the town safe is a great source of frustration

has no sense of self preservation tbh

it is true what they say..... the way to his heart Really is through donuts.

talk about how he hasn’t been able to save A and B and he will,,, cry

a dating disaster.

a bi disaster

personal life ?? idk her

                                                                                                         ╰        *           𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐘

personality type: infp ( the mediator )

moral alignment: chaotic good ( the rebel )

strengths: warm-hearted, selfless, dedicated, caring, loyal, responsible, persistent, generous.

weaknesses: stubborn, impractical, argumentative, uncompromising, superficial, tense, closed off, hot-headed.

fashion: plaid shirts, hawaiian shirts, worn up jeans, boots, monochromatic sweaters, bottom-up shirts, hats.

                                                                                                            ╰        *           𝐁𝐀𝐂𝐊𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘

crystalline had always been his home, and hank had always wanted to protect the people in it.

it started in the small things, in keeping bullies away from kids during school days even if they were bigger than, even if he couldn’t fight that well back then. making sure the kind old lady two streets down had the help she needed to get the groceries to her home, even if it meant staying a little longer after school waiting for her to come by, even if it meant getting home too late for his favorite superhero show. helping teachers carry book, the janitor get the overly crowded room cleaned, the guy who lived across the street get a full meal.

hank always came second to himself, to the world. it didn’t matter if he didn’t have powers to aid him, he would help in whatever way he could, whenever he could.

the day he graduated high school, he joined the police force.

a year later, he got married to his high school sweetheart.

hank loved her so much he would stop the world for her, if he could. there was nothing else, no one else he wanted.

but his job came first, it always did. it chipped away at date nights, stole him of parties, special days. ( something came up, a lead in investigation, someone who needed something, someone who needed him. ) sometimes when he had time he called to tell her not to wait, sometimes he didn’t have that long.

their son was born almost fifteen years into the marriage. after the first, second, third dog. after their little cat. after the house was full and still it wasn’t enough.

hank didn’t think he had ever loved anyone as much as he loved that kid.

but that still didn’t keep him from working. he couldn’t bring himself to leave the people of crystalline at the mercy of whoever, just to make sure he could show up at a baseball game. it wasn’t fair, he wanted to be there for his kid, with his wife, he wanted to be the best dad in the world for that one boy that trusted him more than anything, but it was the right thing to do, the only thing that mattered

there was no ultimatum, no big argument to break it all apart. he came home to divorce papers and her bags packed. she took the kid, his presence reduced to scheduled weekend visits. he stayed with the house, everything that was hers instead of theirs disappearing a month later.

everything after that turned into a blur. hank’s feelings a whirlwind of hollowness and every feeling in the book. nothing made sense, nothing felt like it ever would.

he threw himself into the job, started sleeping more and more nights at the station, going on endless collections of patrols. the city, the people in it, was the only thing he had left and he would make sure he could keep it safe even if it was his undoing 

                                                                                                          ╰        *           𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍

cool civilian friends ??

some hero he “adopted” bc no idc i’m not letting you get hurt kid

idkk

honestly whatever you are thinking could work, could probably work.

𝐚𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐬 ;;  sleepless nights stacking up, old pictures of a brighter future stored away in the basement, cigarette smoke coming out from a crack in the window, an old wedding ring still saved in the left pocket, loud sirens and far away muffled noises, desperately needing to do something to help and not knowing what

#gloryhqs.intro #plssss like this and i'll slide into ur ims for plots

[suburbiasqueen]

Jealous - Draco Malfoy

[A/N: I did this at work the other day because I was bored. I think it’s cute, idk. You can request or whatever, I love writing. Or you can talk to me, idc I just love talking to people]

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He was looking at me in a really weird way and I frowned, I didn’t know whether I should be complaining or getting upset. I just had told him that Cedric had asked me to go to the Yule Ball with him, but he didn’t seem certainly happy for me and it was weird. I didn’t care though, Cedric was one of the nicest boys in my house.

“What?” I giggled, raising an eyebrow in the process. I actually had hoped that Draco had asked me, but I knew he would never. Me being half-blood and a Hufflepuff,, and he really cared about those things. It was a real miracle that we were friends. Not that he would ever consider dating me, he was the prince of Slytherin. I was just Y/N, from Hufflepuff’s house.

He raised an eyebrow, I didn’t know if he was upset or if he hadn’t listened. “Diggory? Really?” his question was made in disbelief.

I just shrugged, playing it cool. Oh, Merlin, I liked Draco a lot. “Yes, why?”

“Just tell her, Malfoy!” Blaise shouted from behind. I looked at him.

“Tell me what?” I asked. His eyes met mine, they were looking through me. I hated that he could do that so easily. He was clearly acting weird.

He started to act cold, something that he rarely did to me. “Nothing, Blaise here thinks I like you. But you already know, I mean, we would never happen. You being a half-...”

I left. I didn’t want to listen whatever he had to say. It wasn’t new to me, though. I had heard him say those kinds of things a lot, but those words were never directed at me. So I walked back to my common room. I needed to think. And maybe it was because I wanted to avoid him for a while.

“Y/N, hey” Cedric smiled, “are you alright? You look upset” his concern made me return back the smile.

I nodded, “I argued with Draco, but it’s alright” I said. Cedric made room for me in the couch, I sat next to him and let myself rest my head on his shoulder.

“May I ask why?” I heard him question, he played with my hair while he asked and it felt nice. It reminded me of all the times Draco had done the same thing when we studied together in the library. And I wished instead of that being Cedric, it was Draco. But I really needed to stop thinking that he cared, or that he had cared at some point.

“He kind of insulted me for not being a pure-blood, you know Draco-style or whatever” I sighed, Cedric giggled instead.

“He’s weird, was it all about that?” he asked, certainly amused. “I mean, when it comes to you, he has never complained about it before...”

“Yes, well... I was telling him that we were going together to the Yule Ball...” I explained everything that had happened from that point. “Well, I guess he’s weird” I just said.

Cedric giggled again. “He does really like you then. I had heard about it at quidditch practise, but I really didn’t believe it until now.”

“Believe me, he does not like me Cedric.”

Cedric laughed now. “Oh, yes, he does. And he’s jealous. Believe me, Draco didn’t mean to hurt you, he just wouldn’t tell you how much he liked you if you had just told him that you’re going with another guy to the Yule Ball. Hm... Do you like him back?”

Had Cedric just turned to be Malfoy’s best friend or what? I was kind of taken aback because of what Cedric had just said. I blushed immediately. “Kind of, yes. But, don’t tell anyone.”

Cedric nodded, giggling slightly. “Sure” he whispered before falling asleep, and I fell asleep too in the process. When I woke up, we both were still there. “Don’t go just yet” he mumbled, he was so cute.

I giggled. It was past dinner time, and I was hungry. “I’ll be right back. I’ll bring you something since we both missed dinner” I realised then that no one had come to get us. “For Merlin’s beard, has anyone really not missed us?”

Cedric mumbled something I really didn’t understand, I looked at him and smiled sweetly before leaving. We had always been friends, even though he was older than me. And we had bonded lately because he was helping me out with my herbology classes.

I started to walk through the dungeons, the corridor was pretty dark and I tried to walk as fast as I could. I really didn’t enjoy being in the dark.

“Y/N?” I turned my head to face Blaise.

“Hey” I smiled. “Can you walk me to the kitchen? I’m not used to be around here by myself and I don’t like it when it’s really dark.”

He laughed softly before nodding his head. He started then to explain me that he really fancied this girl a lot but he wouldn’t tell me her name. “Don’t take Draco seriously” he said out of the blue. “He didn’t mean it.”

“He meant it, Blaise. And it’s fine, really. I don’t know why it surprised me so much, though. He’s always been like that. I knew deep inside that he also thought that about me, he has always had that kind of thoughts. What I don’t really understand is why we have been friends all this time...”

I couldn’t finish my sentence because someone cut me out. “Because... Honestly, I don’t have an answer for that one.” Draco came out of nowhere, but being in the dungeons... next to Slytherin’s common room. It could have happened, and it did.

Oh, Merlin.

“Well, thank you Blaise. I’ll leave now” I smiled, “Malfoy” I greeted in a serious way before turning around. I wanted to talk to him, I wanted to know, I wanted to make him think. But there was no point.

“You’re a prick, you’ll lose her to Diggory just because you can’t be brave enough to tell her how you feel” I heard Blaise say, but I really never got the chance to hear whatever Draco had to say about his friend’s words.

I started to believe Blaise though. It could be just... possible that Draco fancied me? But why didn’t he tell me? Was it because of the blood thing?

I actually expected Draco to come after me, because any time we had argued before, he would always come and we would walk around and even sneak out of the castle together. Just the two of us. But he didn’t come.

After the house elves gave me food, I headed back to my common room as fast as my legs could. Spika, my cat, was now lying next to Cedric.

“Merlin, thank you gorgeous” Cedric smiled when he saw me getting closer. We started to chat while we ate, and after having dinner we both parted to our dormitories.

I didn’t see Malfoy the day after the argument, nor the day after. I actually didn’t see him for a week. The only one who I could see, and talk, and walk, was Blaise. He liked to check up on me.

“I just find it weird that you and Draco are friends” I giggled. “You two are so different”.

Blaise smiled when I first mentioned Draco. “Well, we’re not really friends. But you got us closer. He’s different when you’re around.”

I saw then Draco talking to a girl, more than talking it was flirting. They were getting closer, and he had kissed her cheek. I felt my chest burning. Blaise raised an eyebrow when my smile faded. “I think you’ve been wrong all along” I said and pointed with my finger at the new couple. I didn’t really want to see them, so I got up and left.

“What’s got into you!!??”

Someone was yelling.

At me.

And, Merlin, that kind of yelling was unique.

Draco.

I turned around, “excuse me? You tell me that you would never date me because I’m a half-blood, you act so fucking weird because I’m attending the Yule Ball with Cedric Diggory and then you fucking flirt with some chick in front of me as if I didn’t matter anymore. I don’t even know what I was expecting, was I expecting that you would admit your feelings towards me? Like that would ever happen, you’re too ashamed to admit it to yourself, how are you going to admit it to me or to any other person. Well, you know what? I don’t want to be with someone who is scared of admitting his feelings for me. I don’t even know why the fuck I’ve fallen so hard for you, but it’s whatever. I’ll get over it.”

He didn’t say a word, so I turned around to leave but he wrapped his hand around my wrist. I turned around again to face him, his hand still on my wrist. “You... You like me?” he mumbled, his voice was sweet and he looked so innocent.

“Haven’t I stated that a fucking second ago?” I spat, clearly annoyed. He got a step closer and I held my breath.

“Really?”

“Yes” I whispered.

“Just so you know, I’ve never cared about you being half-blood, princess. I just didn’t want to tell you how I felt because I wasn’t sure you liked me back” he admitted. “Like... I don’t deserve you. I just tried to make you jealous back there. I’m sorry. I hate it when I make you upset. For Merlin’s beard, I swear I don’t know what you’ve done to me. I didn’t know people actually could feel all those things.”

I sighed, “your dad wouldn’t approve us”. He stepped closer.

He giggled sweetly, I was trying to push him. Honestly, if we started dating now and then a few months later his dad was going to make us end things, it was better if we didn’t start. “You’re the one that always tells me that I should be making my own decisions. He’s made terrible ones, I’m already paying for some of them and I don’t want to follow his path. I won’t lose you, I-...”

“Draco...” I interrupted him.

“What?” he was a bit confused, but his eyes never left mine.

“Are you sure?”

“You’ve never cared that my whole family are Death Eaters. You’ve never cared about what people say about me. You’ve always been the one that has seen things in me that no one else has. You’re the only one that has put me in my place when I acted wrong. So... Am I sure? Merlin, I’d be an idiot if I weren’t. I’d marry you just right now if I could. You’re sweet, you’re nice, you’re talented, you’re beautiful, you’re extremely stubborn as well and I couldn’t love it anymore... And honestly I don’t even deserve you.”

“Shut it, Malfoy” I was never the one to call him by his surname, but whenever I felt pressured it just rolled out of my lips easily. “Stop it, you’re a fucking idiot, a fuck-“

I stopped talking, not because I didn’t know what to say but because his nose was touching mine now and I felt like I was going to faint. I tried to breathe as my hands wandered trying to find his hands. “I’ve never heard you swear this much, and it kind of has turned me on” he whispered in the crock of my neck, “you naughty girl.”

He smirked. And, Merlin, that smirk.

I swear I loved it. And I loved him too.

“Can I kiss you now?” he whispered.

“Please” I almost begged.

And I didn’t need to say it twice. My arms wrapped around his neck as his lips first touched mine. I pulled him closer. I didn’t know whether it was need or just that I needed to feel him as close as I could. Our lips crashed against each other sweetly for the first time, he was being so gentle. He cupped my face with his hands. It was sweet, caring. But as we started to feel more confident, it turned rougher. His hands travelled from my face to my waist and he slammed me against the wall and pressed his body onto mine.

Oh, Merlin. It could be like this forever.

When he stepped back, but he was still close to me, I grinned.

“I know you’re going to the Yule Ball with Cedric, but... would you like to... after the Ball, I mean, break the rules and... come with me?”

“Where?”

“It’s a surprise; I need to show you just how serious I am about this, about us.”

I smiled.  “I’d love to.”

“And please...”

I kissed him again, now that I finally could do that. I wondered how many stupid things he had said in the past wouldn’t have been said if I just had crashed my lips against his.

“Right now I just wish we shared houses so you could be with me all the time.” He said and I kissed him again. He was still pressing his body onto mine, and I wished he could stay like that forever. “Are you listening?”

“I am listening” I giggled, “but we’re in Fifth Year, Draco. And I’ve wanted to be kissed by you since we were in Third Year so I’m sorry if I’m trying to make up for all the time we’ve already lost.”

He smirked, again. “I just hope you know how bad I’ve wanted this and how bad I want you.” He basically just took my breath away. I wanted him too; I just didn’t want to rush things. “But when the time’s right” he added, smiling and caressing my cheek. “Because I want to show you first how much of a loyal, caring and loving boyfriend I am going to be.  Just for you, princess”.

My heart fluttered at his words. “I already know that, hun” I smirked.

And maybe I wasn’t going to go to the Yule Ball with him, but it didn’t matter who I was going with. What really mattered is who I was going to spend the rest of the night with, and I wouldn’t have asked to spend the night with anyone else but Draco Malfoy.

#draco malfoy imagine #draco imagine #draco malfoy #draco #draco malfoy fanfiction #draco fanfiction #draco x reader #draco malfoy x reader #hufflepuff #slytherin #harry potter #harry potter fanfiction #harry potter imagine #harry potter x reader #Ron Weasley #Hermione Granger

[dysfunctionalmasonshasmoved]

KNOWING YOUR PARTNER WELL CAN POTENTIALLY MAKE WRITING TOGETHER A LOT EASIER.

BASICS:

NAME: Melissa / Mel PRONOUNS: she/her/hers - but really idc if you wanna call me dude/bro/man  SEXUALITY: bisexual  TAKEN OR SINGLE: i would be in a platonic relationship with my cat or dog...iF I HAD ONE  ಠ_ಠ

1. three facts:

1. Youtube binging is a huge part of my life

2. If I get really stuck on a video game...I’ll restart the entire game....

3. It’s very difficult for me to just sit down and watch a tv show or movie by myself anymore. I believe it started after my dad passed away in 2015, and I stopped watching Supernatural at season 8 because that was like our thing and watching it without him just kinda...hurt, a lot. But I think that’s just one of the reasons - another reason is I think (or rather, I know) I have the attention span of a goldfish so like I get distracted easily (as my drafts and replies know whoops) so pretty much I have to be watching something with someone because then if I get distracted I will then be distracting them and I don’t wanna do that, if that makes any sense. On a slightly related side note, if I don’t see a movie in theaters, chances are I’m probably not gonna watch it on my own for like...a thousand years. This is why there are a LOT of Marvel movies that I SHOULD HAVE SEEN ALREADY that I still haven’t (*whispers very very quietly like Civil War and Winter Soldier whoops). I GET THE IDEA OF THE PLOT, either through Tumblr or someone just telling me, so I did go into Infinity War with some background. I DID see Black Panther and Guardians of the Galaxy 1 & 2 in theaters with my friendo, so...that’s a plus right??? *sweats*

2. experience

HOW LONG (MONTHS / YEARS?): Oh Jesus....Uhm...Since 2012, I think (let’s not count all the long af hiatuses I took for whatever reasons welp) PLATFORMS YOU’VE USED: Tumblr and a little bit of Discord, but I still have a bit of trouble with the latter in terms of like...mood, I guess? Idk maybe I’m just too used to Tumblr format BEST EXPERIENCE: People who are so much better at writing than I am actually being excited to write with me and take interest in my buttheads. Like, thank you guys so much, really!

3. muse preferences

FEMALE OR MALE: Both.  MULTI OR SINGLE: I....am too much trash to have a single muse blog anymore....I DID IT ONCE! KIMBERLY AND JADE WERE SINGLE BLOG MUSES....Then their butthead siblings came to life lol

4. writing preferences

FLUFF, ANGST OR SMUT: All three. PLOTS OR MEMES: Both are nice...I mean I suck at plotting and I hoard memes but wHATEVS RIGHT? *nervous laugh*

LONG OR SHORT REPLIES:  When I try to do short replies, they end up long. When I try to do long replies, they end up short and crap (in my opinion at least).  BEST TIME TO WRITE: ...... ARE YOU LIKE YOUR MUSE(S): Uhm....Kim and I both have brown hair? Kole and I both love food and dogs? 

tagged by @diviinitas

tagging (if you want): Y’ALL LOVELIES

#{i....kinda got a bit deep in the facts part whoops sorry} #{all i was trying to say was that im shit at watching anything anymore lol} #this is the crazy cat lady (about melissa) #{i have been saying for the past 5 months that im going to watch the punisher.....i still have not seen the punisher....}

[surveystodestressme]

179.

Have you ever had feelings for 2 people at the same time?


yeah, or at least i felt like i did at the time

Do you believe that leaving a significant other for someone else is ever a good idea?

i mean if there’s a good reason for it

Is it possible to ‘fix’ a ‘broken’ relationship?


absolutely, as long as both people in the relationship try to fix whatever is broken

Would you ever throw out/give away something an ex gave you?


if i didn’t want/need it anymore then yeah

Why do you think people believe in love at first sight?


that’s just what they believe, i don’t know

If you found someone seemingly perfect for you, but it turned out they had a child… would you still give the relationship a chance?


probably not honestly.  i dont want anything to do with kids

Is it possible to ‘fall out of love’?


yes.

Why do you think people choose to get married?


because they want to

Why do you think people are against same-sex marriage?


it’s against their religion or whatever

How long have you had the shirt you’re wearing?


not very long, a couple months maybe, i think my dad got it for me

Are you a slut?


no.

What happened last time you got drunk?


it was at my boyfriends christmas at his grandparents house and i drank a lot and got really tired and fell asleep on the floor in the living room

Have you ever thrown up from drinking?


yup

Last thing you said out loud?


i was telling my boyfriend about something i saw on Cops

Do you find piercings attractive?


yeah

What’s your favourite number?


8

How many cigarettes have you smoked today?


none

What languages can you count to ten or higher in?


two

Have you gone through a lot emotionally, or has life been easy thus far?


i’ve gone through a lot but i’ve gotten through everything and survived so i suppose that’s good

Ever got suspended from school?


nope.

What would you do with a $10 bill you found on the ground?


keep it probs

Do you prefer the tanning bed or the sun?


the sun

What were you doing at 3AM last night?
  

sleeping

Are you ticklish?


yes.

Want to be taller or shorter?


taller

Biggest annoyance in your life right now?


school lol

Who is the first person you see in the mornings?  

my boyfriend

Do you like being called babe?


yeah

Is the last person you kissed more than 2 years older than you?


no.

Do you think anyone has feelings for you? 


i know it

Do you talk about your feelings or hide them?


in between.

Do you know anyone that smokes weed?


yes.

Did anyone see you kiss that last person you kissed?


nope.

Are you a jealous person?


yeah kind of

Have you ever fallen asleep with the last person that kissed you?
  

yes.

Is there someone that makes you happy every time you see them?


yes.

Honestly if you could go back 9 months and change something, would you?


prob not

When is the next time you will kiss someone?


tonight before bed probably

Are you wasting your time on someone?


i don’t think so

Who was the last person you were in love with for more than a year?


my boyfriend.

Were you happier 7 months ago or now?


now

Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex?


yes.

Do you regret anything that you’ve said today?


no.

Do you have a secret life?


no.

Is there anyone you can tell EVERY THING to?


my boyfriend, my mom, and my sister

Do you ever get a text from someone that you don’t want a text from, and yell at your phone because your angry?


nah

So, the last person you kissed just happens to arrive at your door at 3AM, what do you do?


well i live with him so i’d be a little surprised if he was outside at 3 am instead of in bed

Have you ever liked someone who your friends HATED?


yeah

Have you ever seen the last person you kissed without a shirt?


yes.

Have you held hands with somebody in the past three days?
  

yes.

Do your parents know EVERYTHING about you?


pretty much, honestly.  i’m pretty open

Have you ever just felt like you could cry an ocean?


probably.

Are you dating the last person you talked to?


yes.

Would you live with someone without marrying them?


i am now

Is there someone you’d like to fix things with?


not really.

Are you friends with your best friend’s boyfriend or girlfriend?


my best friend doesn’t have a significant other right now

Who do you have texts from in your inbox?

lots of people

What do you do when you have a bad day?


cry or take a bath or read

Think back to the last person you held hands with, would you kiss them?
  

yes.

Will you be seeing your ex any time soon?


i highly doubt it

Do you think the last person you kissed cares for you?
  

yes.

Do you want someone you can’t have?


no.

What did you realize today?


i don’t know

Is there a person from the past that you would like to talk to?


maybe

Do you regret letting someone walk out of your life?


no.

Do you care if people hate you?


not really, honestly

What time did you wake up today
?

around 10 ish

Are you wearing jeans, shorts, sweatpants, or pajama pants?

pajama pants

Are you a different person now than you were 5 years ago?


yes.

What were you doing at 4 am?


sleeping.

Would you rather write a paper or give a speech?


write a paper, i hate giving speeches

What’s something you cannot wait for?


graduating college in 2020 lol

How many hours of sleep did you get last night?


8

Are you a morning or night person?

night.

Do you reply to all of your texts?


most of the time.

Favorite thing to eat with peanut butter?


jelly

What were you doing before you got on the computer?

taking a shower

What are your initials?


-

Do you still talk to the person you liked 4 months ago?


yes.

Have you had your birthday this year?


not yet.

What did you do yesterday?


work.

What will you be doing tomorrow?


work.

Is it hard to make you laugh?


nope.

Do you believe ex’s can be just friends?


yeah

How many people have you had feelings for in the year of 2013?

i don’t know, that was a while ago

Have you ever dyed your hair?


yes.

Was New Year’s Eve enjoyable?


not too bad, we didn’t really do anything

If you could move away, no questions asked, where would it be?

i have no idea

What would you change about your life right now?


nothing right now

Today, would you rather go forward a week or back?


forward.

Would you take $40,000 or a brand new car?


40k

Ever cried while you were on the phone with someone?


yes.

Do you automatically check your phone when you wake up?


usually

Have you ever stayed up all night on the phone?


yes.

Could you use some sleep right now?


very much so

Are you going to have a baby by the time you’re 18?


nah i’m older than 18 anyways

Does it bother you when someone hides things from you?


yes.

Have you ever slept in the same room with someone you liked?


yes.

Do you have a person of the opposite sex that you can tell everything to?


yes.

Is there someone who meant a lot to you at one point, and isn’t around anymore?


yes.

Do you have somewhere you hide things you don’t want anyone else to find?

nahh

Have you ever had your heart broken?  

yeah

How many languages do you know?

just one

Do you have any piercings?

two

If you had to get a piercing right now, what would it be?

i’d get my nose pierced or get some on my ear

On a scale from one to ten, how happy are you?

7

Have you ever cried uncontrollably on a friend’s shoulder before?

yeah

What were you doing 30 minutes ago?

watching Cops

Do you enjoy Disney movies?

for the most part

Do you have a nervous habit? (e.g. biting nails, tapping feet, smoking)

i bite the inside of my cheeks and my nails

Have you ever had a girl best friend?

yes.

Would you date a 13 year old at the age you are now?

heck no.  not tryna go to jail

Whats your favorite type of flower?

lilies

Current favorite song?

livin on a prayer

Are you happy with your given name?

yes.

What’s a major fear or yours?  

crashing my car

Do you know anyone famous?  

not personally

Do you own a Bible?  

no

What color is your bedroom?  

brown or tan ish

Do you consider yourself to be a nice person?

yes.

Have you ever pierced your own body part or that of someone else?  

nope.

What did you eat for breakfast today?

hashbrowns

What’s the temperature outside?

1 degree fahrenheit

Will you go to college a virgin?

i did lol.

Do you keep jewelry or small items in cute little boxes?

nah, not anymore

What was the worst job you’ve had? Why was it so bad?

it’s tough between steak n shake and shoe carnival.  they were both pretty awful lol.  just poor fucking management

Do you wish you had naturally rosy cheeks?

i don’t really care

What is one drug you have no interest in trying?

everything pretty much

What do you wanna be when you grow up?

successful and happy.

Do you have a crush on anyone?

more than a crush.

Do you get along better with men or women?

it just depends honestly

Purple or chartreuse?

idc

Aliens or ghosts?

aliens.

Favorite alcoholic drink?

angry orchard or any kind of cider

Favorite store?

i shop online a lot @ shein

Favorite animal?

cats

Who do you love the most in the whole wide world?

my family and boyfriend.

#bored #quiz #questions #survey

[b0stonmanor]

since yall kept fuckin asking heres 1-155. Go ahead and see how fucking lame I actually am

1: Full name: Madison Lyn (I’m not putting my last name on the internet lmao)

2: Age:19

3: 3 Fears: heights, elevators, being alone for the rest of my life 

4: 3 things I love: cats, coffee, sleeping

5: 4 turns on: (I’m gonna make it nonsexual okay): body mods, humor, good vibes, nice laugh

6: 4 turns off: (gonna make these nonsexual too): rude, nasty, conceited, takes days to reply lmao

7: My best friend: girl: @bohoangel guy: @bostonnanner

8: Sexual orientation: pansexual

9: My best first date: haven’t had a best one yet, need someone to change that lmao

10: How tall am I: 5′8

11: What do I miss: lots of things and people both too many too name

12: What time was I born: 2:06am

13: Favourite color: blue

14: Do I have a crush: still crushin on my last man

15: Favourite quote: either some vine or “I’m here for a good time not a long time” I have way too many favs

16: Favourite place: my room, best friends house, or beach house

17: Favourite food: buffalo chicken or alfredo

18: Do I use sarcasm: of course not 

19: What am I listening to right now: music ;)

20: First thing I notice in new person: smile

21: Shoe size: no

22: Eye color: hazel

23: Hair color: naturally brunette currently red

24: Favourite style of clothing: gothic, pop punk or hippie/boho

25: Ever done a prank call?: I havent personally 

27: Meaning behind my URL: I needed to change my url of 8 years and I wanted something short and easy to remember but I also wanted it to be a band so it would fit my blog and surprisingly this one wasnt taken

28: Favourite movie: I have way too many 

29: Favourite song: again way too many

30: Favourite band: AGAIN way too many

31: How I feel right now: I feel fucking exhausted 

32: Someone I love: okay now Im sad 

33: My current relationship status: okay NOW Im crying but single

34: My relationship with my parents: welp my dads dead and my mom and I are okay

35: Favourite holiday: Halloween or Christmas

36: Tattoos and piercing I have: no tattoos yet and I have my nose pierced and first and second holes pierced on my ears

37: Tattoos and piercing I want: too many

38: The reason I joined Tumblr: I was 12 that should be enough

39: Do I and my last ex hate each other?: No. In fact I could never hate him and I dont think I’ll love anyone like I did/do him.

40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?: eh sometimes

41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted? last text over imessage yes

42: When did I last hold hands?: I have no idea

43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?: I dont do anything really so not too long

44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days?: dont out me

45: Where am I right now?: my room

46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?: @bohoangel

47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?: both

48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad?: mom

49: Am I excited for anything?: nah

50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to? @bostonnanner

51: How often do I wear a fake smile?: eh

52: When was the last time I hugged someone?: yesterday

53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?: I mean idc but it’d just be fucking weird cause they’re kissing in front of me 

54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?: plenty of people lmao

55: What is something I disliked about today?: I’ll do yesterday since today hasnt really happened. But it was fathers day and my heart was hurting so bad cause I miss my dad more than anything and really wish he was still here

56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?: my fuckin soulmate bitch

57: What do I think about most?: in all honesty, my ex

58: What’s my strangest talent?: I can do this smile thing that nobody else can do and it makes me look like a frog

59: Do I have any strange phobias?: probably

60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?: in front

61: What was the last lie I told?: that I was a child of God

62: Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?: video chatting but I dont mind either

63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?: fuck yes and fuck yes

64: Do I believe in magic?: I’m a god damn witch bitch

65: Do I believe in luck?: I believe in karma

66: What’s the weather like right now? according to my phone its currently clear and 61 degrees

67: What was the last book I’ve read?: I have no idea

68: Do I like the smell of gasoline?: eh

69: Do I have any nicknames? Maddie, Mad, Mads

70: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had?: I had a staph infection in my foot that went back and forth across my foot and then up my leg (doctor said if my mom didn’t bring me when she did I would’ve died cause it would’ve gone to my heart)

71: Do I spend money or save it?: spend it 

72: Can I touch my nose with a tongue?: nope

73: Is there anything pink in 10 feets from me? ye

74: Favourite animal?: cats

75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM?: I have no idea

76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is?: oh shit I’ve never thought of this

77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?: good question

78: How can you win my heart?: Be Italian 

79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone? I honestly have no idea

80: What is my favorite word? bitch

81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr: I get asked this way too much

82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?: probably some hippie bullshit

83: Do I have any relatives in jail?: I’ve had relatives in jail but I dont think anyones in jail rn

84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power? theres too many lmao

85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on? probably if I’ve smoked or drank or have done anything bad but only if my mom was asking

86: What is my current desktop picture? its just basic 

87: Had sex?: nah

88: Bought condoms?: nah

89: Gotten pregnant?: nah

90: Failed a class?: nah

91: Kissed a boy?: ye

92: Kissed a girl?: ye

93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?: nah

94: Had job?: ye

95: Left the house without my wallet?: ye

96: Bullied someone on the internet?: nah

97: Had sex in public?: nah

98: Played on a sports team?: ye

99: Smoked weed?: ye

100: Did drugs?: nothing hardcore just smoking weed

101: Smoked cigarettes?: nah

102: Drank alcohol?: ye

103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan?: I’ve tried

104: Been overweight?: no answer

105: Been underweight? also no answer

106: Been to a wedding?: ye

107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?: ye

108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight?: ye

109: Been outside my home country?: nah

110: Gotten my heart broken?: of course

111: Been to a professional sports game?: ye

112: Broken a bone?: ye

113: Cut myself?: ye

114: Been to prom?: ye

115: Been in airplane?: ye

116: Fly by helicopter?: nah

117: What concerts have I been to?: pink, metallica/volbeat, warped tour 2016,2017,2018, jingle ball, some birthday bash, I cant remember if I’ve been to any other ones lmao

118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex?: not entirely 

119: Learned another language?: not fully

120: Wore make up?: ye

121: Lost my virginity before I was 18?: I’m a child of god

122: Had oral sex?: nah

123: Dyed my hair?: ye

124: Voted in a presidential election?: not yet

125: Rode in an ambulance?: couldve a couple times but my parents decided to drive me

126: Had a surgery?: nah

127: Met someone famous?: I guess? 

128: Stalked someone on a social network?: who doesnt do this

129: Peed outside?: ye

130: Been fishing?: ye

131: Helped with charity?: I think so

132: Been rejected by a crush?: who doesnt get rejected

133: Broken a mirror?: probably

134: What do I want for birthday?: lots of things

135: How many kids do I want and what will be their names?: I have no idea

136: Was I named after anyone?: No but I have the same middle name as my aunt

137: Do I like my handwriting?: ye

138: What was my favorite toy as a child?: I have no idea

139: Favorite Tv Show?: American Horror Story, Bob’s Burgers, The Office, or Drunk History

140: Where do I want to live when older?: New Hampshire

141: Play any musical instrument?: I can play the violin and piano and can also sing but idk if that counts lmao

142: One of my scars, how did I get it?: its barely noticeable but literally right under my left eye (like right at the edge of my dark circle lmao) I got attacked by a dog and it bit me in the face and I had to get stitches but I bitched out and had it glued instead lmao

143: Favorite pizza topping? cheese

144: Am I afraid of the dark?: depends where I am

145: Am I afraid of heights?: ye

146: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad?:nah

147: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?: haha yeah

148: What I’m really bad at: everything

149: What my greatest achievements are: I fucking graduated from high school. Like I would never wish what I went through on anyone ever not even my worst enemy. It was worse than hell

150: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me: I honestly dont remember 

151: What I’d do if I won in a lottery: lots of stuff

152: What do I like about myself: my eyebrows

153: My closest Tumblr friend: I cant say @bohoangel cause I’ve known her since 5th grade so I’ll say @bostonnanner even though we met on omegle years ago lmao

154: Something I fantasize about: lots of things

155: Any question you’d like?: literally whatever anyone wants to know

[surveys-at-your-service]

Survey #247

“i tried to choke my mom with my umbilical cord, the doctor was too busy amputating my horns.”

Have you ever had confetti pancakes? I don't believe so. Do you obsess over your appearance? To a degree, ex. in regards to weight. Are you responsible for stuffing someone’s stocking? No. What’s your favorite romantic comedy? Ah man, idk. I like romcoms, just none are coming to mind right now. Do you stock up on make-up palettes during November? ????? no????? Have you ever taken a class online? Yes. Do you have a Neopets account? Omg I have so many piled up, I'm sure, lol. Loved that shit and kept going back. Do you make your own smoothies or juices? No. Do you think time really does heal all? No. Are you more sensitive to heat or the cold? HEAT, FUCKING CHRIST. Has anyone searched your room for anything recently? Mom helped me search for one of my mood stabilizers that the cat got out of my basket... We never found it. A new bottle. Thank god my psychiatrist just gave me a sample pack til my prescription can be refilled. Is anything in your room purposely hidden? Yes. Do you get a cold around the holidays? I rarely get sick, regardless of the season. Does it snow where you live? Rarely. Have you ever been pranked via hidden camera? No. Is hair gel a turn off on guys? "Not necessarily, but too much can be." <<<< This. Do you think cursing makes people sound unintelligent? Lol fuck off. What’s something you can cook extremely well? The only thing I CAN cook is cheesy scrambled eggs but I mean they're exceptionally good lol. Have you ever been bitten by a snake? Nope. How about a spider? Possibly at some point. If you don't want kids, was there ever a time you did, and vice-versa? The only time I ever wanted kids was deep into Jason's and my relationship. It's funny because I wanted three and now I'm just all NOPE. I stopped wanting kids after him. What is your favorite color for bridesmaid dresses? Idc. Do you ever count sheep to help you fall asleep? No. Do you have a youtube channel? If so, when did you start it? Yeah. I was on YouTube real early... don't remember the actual year, though. Do you have a secret crush right now? No. When was the last time you called customer service? I haven't. Do you take birth control pills? Not currently for mood reasons, but with my incredible fear of being raped, I kinda wanna go back. Do you like chocolate cake? Yeah man. Do you know anyone who doesn’t want to have kids? Plenty of people, myself included. Do you regret letting a certain guy or girl slip away? Ugh idk. There's no telling how awfully or well that path would've gone. Have you ever fainted? Yes. Do you consider yourself a good artist? Decent, anyway. Do you ever play board games anymore? Not really, I don't enjoy board games. The only time I ever really do is if Girt's over cuz that's like our "thing." Who was your first celebrity crush? Whew, Jesse McCartney. Who in your family did you get your height from? Mom. Who did you get your smile from? your hair color? your eye color? Smile, idk. Hair, also unsure. Dad was born dirty blond like me, but his hair turned black. Meanwhile I think Mom has always had brown hair, but hers is very dark/almost black. My maternal grandpa had blue eyes like me. Do you have big or small hands? Idk, normal. What was the name of your first imaginary friend you remember having? I never really had one. Do you pray to God regularly? Considering I don't believe in Him, no. What is your favorite version of the Bible to read? Even growing up religious, I sure never spent time reading various versions of the Bible. Have you been baptized? If so, how and where were you baptized? I was as a baby in a Roman Catholic church. You know, the traditional baptism with being dipped in water. Do you eat meat? Sadly. What college did you go to? and what was your major? I'm not sharing what college I go to, but my major is Art & Design. Do you miss living with a roommate? I look back on living with Jason, Jacob, and Amanda fondly most of the time, but idk if I can say I miss it. I at least don't miss my mental health. Have you ever been abused in any way? I feel incredibly thankful that I haven't... It seems like most people I know have been in some way or form. Do you like unicorns? Yeah man, they're dope. How old were you when you found out Santa wasn’t real? Idk, some year in elementary school. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? Ha ha no, I've got a cat for that. He insists on being cuddled most of the time. Name 3 things you are allergic to. Just pollen and silver. Oh, I do get headaches from artificial sweeteners, but "allergic" seems like the wrong word. Is there one book you have read over and over again because it’s so good? if so, which is it? The only two books I know I've read more than once are Because of Winn-Dixie and the Meerkat Manor book. Who was your favorite Rugrats character? Uhhh I think it was just regular ole Tommy. Which fairytale resembles your life the most? Uh idk. Do you play games on your phone a lot? No. What’s your favorite thing to do on your phone? Text Sara. Where do you buy most of your clothes? Wal-Mart or Hot Topic. Who is your favorite cousin? I don't have a favorite. Do you have family that lives in another state? Oh yeah, we're all the hell over the place. What states have you lived in? Only NC. Do you watch birth vlogs on youtube? bitch what the fuck What is your favorite type of cake? Red velvet. Favorite arcade game? I neeeeeed to find an arcade one day that actually has the Silent Hill game. It's so rare. I'm sure I'd love it. Have you ever found a roller coaster relaxing? Uh no, but I've never been on one, nor can I even imagine one ever being relaxing. Have you ever seen a spirit? I believe I have. Have you ever been kidnapped? Yikes no. Is there a running trail near your house? Not that I'm aware of. A game you cheated on in elementary school? None that I remember? Do you wear a retainer at night? I'm SUPPOSED to, but I haven't in so long that it doesn't even fit anymore. Where is the last place you had a kiss? The airport. When was the last time you cried out of physical pain? I think it hasn't been since that infected cyst was drained in like late '16. FUCK that. Have you ever done anything to Support the Troops? No. Do you donate blood? I did once, but now I'm too nervous to because I know I don't drink enough water and don't wanna faint. Have you ever owned the socks with toes on them? Ha, yeah, my sisters and I did. They were just a silly gift sometimes. What were you the last time you went trick or treating? WOW I couldn't even try to tell you, that's reaching far back. What was your favorite part about studying ancient Greeks and Romans? The badass names lmao. Where did your mom go to high school? Somewhere in NY. What’s a subject you would never major in? Mathematics. Is there someone who you can turn to for money and not be ashamed? No. I'm only EVER capable of doing so with Mom, but even then I don't like it. Have you ever swam in a river? Yeah, as a kiddo. I don't think I would now. What food do you love the smell of while it’s cooking? Cinnamon rolls omfggggg. What food do you hate the smell of uncooked? Fish, I guess? Has a bee ever stung you? Yes, once. Where did you last go camping? Never been. In what month do you start Christmas shopping? I can't Christmas shop considering I don't have an income. Have you ever slept in a bed with someone with bad BO? Yes. Do you have a favorite flavor at Baskin Robbins? No. Have you ever had a crush on a celebrity of the same sex? HUNNY Hannah Hart is a GODDESS godDAMN What kind of flowers would you plant in your garden? I'm too lazy for a garden. Do you believe that kids should be taught abstinence? I would definitely inform them of it being a completely valid and safest form of STD prevention, but I don't believe it should be what is "right." What's important is educating them on safe sex and to choose whom they're intimate with very carefully. I absolutely encourage them being taught what being "too young" means, too. Now what "too young" is can be argued, but let's be a late teen at least. When’s the last time you went to Chuck E. Cheese? Boy, I don't have a clue. What’s your favorite cheese or cheese flavored food? American. Cheese-flavored food is absolutely impossible to pick. Do you like black licorice? I hate licorice. Do you watch anything on the E! network? No. Have you ever tried out or thought of trying out for American Idol? Nope. Did you keep any momentos of high school dances? I had my... what's it called? The flower band on your wrist? Whatever, I had that for a long time. Do you still have clothes from your high school dances? I have both prom dresses. I'm probably gonna try to sell them this prom season though because I have absolutely no reason to keep them, and I'm poor lmao. Can you touch your nose with your tongue? No. Ever been to the original 13 colonies? I live in NC so like,,, Have you ever been to a concert that got out of control? Nope. Can you jump rope double dutch? I used to be able to as a kid. I loved jump rope. If a crystal ball could tell you the truth about anything, what would you want to know? Eek... idk. Actually, I might know. I want to know, but also don't, if whether or not how I treated Jason after the breakup was abusive or not. I've asked people in my life, old therapist included, if it was from what I told them (which was honest), and the unanimous answer has been no, that I was sick/actually insane and heartbroken beyond words, but yeah. I still wonder about it. Do you have a bucket list? If so, what are the top three things? Not really, but I mean of course there's things I wanna do, top two (idk about three) being to meet Mark and visit the KMP to photograph and pet the meerkats. Do you feel you had a happy childhood? For the most part, yeah. When did you last cry in front of another person? Last week when I was having a meltdown about school. How do you feel about tattoos and piercings? Explain. I LIVE!!!!!!!! FOR THEM!!!!!!!! As someone who never felt totally comfortable in her body, one thing that has always helped me has been new tats and piercings. It's like a more permanent form of make-up, you could say. All they've ever done is make me like a part of myself. Do you wear a lot of makeup? Why/why not? I almost never do unless I want to take a "pretty" picture. Talk about a song/band/lyric that has affected your life in some way. JINKIES!!!!!!! UHHHHHHH man that's hard 'cuz there's a whole whoppin' load. I guess I can talk about some lyrics from Ozzy's "Life Won't Wait" that used to make me really emotional back in the dark days: "Every day that you wait, you're falling faster / no sleight of hand, no twist of fate, no ever after / when it's gone - it's gone, a fight to the bitter end." Just that whole song used to sting so much when I felt like I really was just entirely wasting my life being sad every day. Just like... a lot of Ozzy's lyrics have really resonated and stuck with me. I still have the hardest time believing the Parkinson's news. God, life's cruel. Poison a legendary singer's voice. I hope, so long he feels truly capable, this concert still happens so I can actually hear and see him one time and literally sob and okay I'm getting emotional basically I Love Ozzy Osbourne. List the concerts you have been to and talk about how they make you feel. Ha, speaking of concerts. Only seen Alice Cooper, but it was aaaaaaamazing! Outside in a (mostly light) thunderstorm playing some classic good shit. It was a fun adventure, especially having my younger sis, a full-on redneck, come along just because she was bored and came for the ride. She was so, so, SO confused and creeped out and was NOT fucking happy when he brought his python on stage as he usually does. We were absolutely drenched when it was over; the ride home, we were freezing, and changing out of those soaked clothes was like a holy experience. Who in the world would you most like to receive a letter from and what would you want it to say? Jason telling me he forgives me and doesn't hate me. Do you have a desk/workspace and how is it organized/not organized? I don't, sadly. My bed is where I do like... everything, which I hate. I'd love to turn my sister's old room into like my "work" room, where I do homework, draw, etc., but I can't for a number of reasons. What is your night time routine? Go to the bathroom, take my meds, go to bed. Not very complicated. What’s one thing you don’t want your parents to know? Certain places I've "done things" oops. If you had to dye your hair how would you dye/style it and why? I wanna dye my hair lilac currently. I wouldn't change the style. What’s the worst thing you’ve ever done while drunk or high? N/A What’s one thing you would never do for one million dollars? Murder, to name just one. If you’re a boy, would you ever rock black nail polish? If you’re a girl, would you ever rock really really short hair? My hair is short now. What is the most important thing to you in your life right now? My mental health.

#survey #quiz #questions

[allheartnobrainandnoplans]

Warframe personalities from how I see them, by my first glance at them.

Heads up, this is a long post. Enjoy~!

Ash: Aloof mofo with a stabbing habit. could rob you of all your money in texas hold ‘em. Too much damn side eye. Kills everyone is the room, then breaks for coffee like nothing happened. Ninja who steals the last slice of cake from the fridge.

Atlas: would kick your ass then be your best bro. is dead inside? somewhat likely but can’t tell anymore. makes shitty jokes. I get he’s a one punch man stone golem, but c’mon, the guy gives pretty good hugs.

Banshee: Resting bitch face, but is sound sensitive so she has a reason. Most likely up to god knows what hours listening to music enjoying synethesia sensations. Knows a thing or two about where to find the best obscure books. Caring protective friend.

Chroma: Moody guy who just wants some fucking peace and quiet. Hoards things like trophies from kills, bet this guy has so many hunting trophies? ffs, his ult is a dragon pelt, might as well be a dragon! Really good at pissing off people without even trying.

Ember: Sassy friend wants all the tea. Best booty to boot. You see that guy over there? He’s on fire. She fucking murdered him with sick comebacks. Don’t get me wrong though, she might like her bacon crispy but she’s a pretty loyal friend. Probably would come get your ass for a revive with intent to raze the fucking field with wildfire.

Equinox: Calm balanced friend??? Has two sides she shows to different people, everyone who talks to her might find something different about her. Likes keeping a lot of houseplants in her room in the dojo. Courteous and polite and gives the best backhanded compliments under a pleasant facade.

Excalibur: Average Joe. Good at a lot but not the best, really doesn't give his best. Very athletic. rushes through missions impatiently. Might play too many hack’n’slash games in his spare time.

Frost: Stoic, quiet, probably has some thought going on at all times. Reads a lot of mythology from before the orokin era. Procrastinates and stalls for his buddies while holding down the fort. solid person to talk to if you need someone to listen.

Hydroid: The guy has enough mentions about tentacle porn, it’s safe to say he’s hoarding a hentai stash somewhere. or people assume. just a guy who loves the water, could talk for days about fish and where to find all the best seafood restaurants. has had enough people mentioning pirates around him. has a good, hearty laugh.

Inaros: Tired, always fucking tired. Sleep? I’ll sleep when I’m dead. if you can kill me, that is. Mmm. nom. Corpus tastes metallic. Grineer tastes like really bad slimy chicken. I’m not sharing what infested taste like. Shields? What the heck is that? Appreciates old architecture and hoards ayatan statues.

Ivara: Sneaky sneaky~ I got an arrow for just about any job. Just because i am a cyclops doesn’t mean i don’t have depth perception, dumbass. Carefree happy lady, fun to talk to. Makes lots of banter with teammates on missions.

Limbo: Trolls might love this guy, why doesn't he have a fedora helmet yet? I’ve not seen enough Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure to know what those references mean. He’s a real gentleman, very inquisitive. He’s a scientist? Aw, cool. Prolly spacing out while carousing through the rift, thinking about his next project.

Loki: The Cheeseframe is what people call him. Knows where all the loot is, all the time. Giggling and pulling pranks 24/7. Can do shit effortlessly and stares at his team wondering why the fuck the had to trigger the damn alarm in a mission. Also, hammerhead shark. This guys likes playing card games too.

Mag: In a state of calm and panic at the same time. Doesn’t show much though. Magnetic personality? Could crush your heart in a minute. Has a good taste in interior design, rather good at art deco/ industrial. Has some walls to get through before befriending her, but melts like a marshmellow when ya do.

Mesa: 360 no scope!!! It’s high noon! okay, now that’s out of the way, let’s keep going. Keeps an orderly schedule, off doing solo missions all the time. Loves a good movie, could talk about her favorite film for hours. Deserts are dry? So is her humor. Would shoot you without even thinking.

Mirage: You thought Loki’s pranks were bad? At least her enemies get these night mare shows and not you. This chick loves horror films, special effects make up and disco. Pretty good at good at lighting up the room and your smile. She really just wants a good time, okay?

Nekros: Sick mofo who tells dead baby jokes. Has some interesting kinks. Rarely eats, if ever. Would look you dead in the eye and try to tell you bad puns seriously as possible. Has seen the dead walk again, thinks they’re best buddies. good guy to go to a graveyard with.

Nezha: Srsly good looking.. guy? girl? oh idc he can be genderfluid and i’d still think he’s attractive. Got serious hula skills. Never takes himself seriously and just loves going for long missions. Knows a thing or two about culture, rather classy guy but can be a bit childish. Never really grew up, but you don’t notice that behind the charm.

Nidus: This is the I-don’t-give-a damn guy. He wrecks everything he touches, spreads space aids, yet his personality is far from cancer. Very good with animals. A bit messy. Too many damn things talking in his head from the infested and ignores them like a champ. They bend to his will.

Nova: A Good Egg, if slightly cracked. Giggles at the mention of inane words. Everything explodes!!! ADHD in a frame. Good natured wholesome friend who loves everyone. Bad habit of breaking appliances and electronics. Geiger counters near her start playing Imagine Dragon’s Radioactive?

Nyx: Look at this frame. You took a good warframe and gave it anxiety, sheesh. Shy, kinda hard to deal with hearing everyone’s thoughts sometimes. ain’t got time for your drama. Loves talking about current events, but not much of a gossip out of respect for others. giant personal space bubble, do not touch!

Oberon: Royal pain in the ass, but a lovable doofus so you kinda just let it go. Very protective dad friend, complete with dad jokes. Probably would like to finish your sandwich if you’re not gonna eat it. Would open his home to you if you needed a couch to surf on.

Octavia: This girl loves all music, could help you find just the mix you were looking for. Got sick dance moves too. Might have been in band. Would happily binge watch any tv show with you and discuss everything about it. You don’t know what so charming about her, but you really like her so you always accept her invites. Had a bad habit of fidgeting.

Rhino: This guy could bench press a grineer ship in one hand and corpus ship in the other. you don’t move out of his way, he runs you over, simple as that. gym rat, for sure. somewhat impatient. watches way too many superhero blockbusters and devours the comics. Mows down the entire enemy wave just get your sorry bleeding ass back up and fighting again.

Saryn: Oh, good lotus, this chick has got good looks and a deadly touch. Cunning girl could outsmart anyone. Low key annoyed in general. Would back stab you without a thought, given a reason. Knows a lot about cooking. I mean, if you’re going to poison someone or at least know how to work in the biolab you should probably know how this type of chemistry works. dodges responsibility a lot tho.

Titania: flighty as fuck, gets startled easily. graceful; she has good fashion sense. you have no idea where she came from in the room. fairy tales are definitely her thing, but happy endings really aren't true with that state of things right now in the solar system. too many butterflies, but is fine with it since they help her stay calm. Actually really good at flying archwings, I think?

Trinity: First one to rush into the fight, last one to leave until everyone is okay. Is the Mom friend. Likes to be helpful. Rather much a bitch to those she hates. She may have an open heart, but don’t walk all over this girl. Cross her once, shame on you. Cross her twice, she leaves you for dead on eris, end of story.

Valkyr: Look, she’s been through some shit, has ptsd, the very least you can do is give her a cat plushie and your support, okay? Gets angry easily and has meltdowns. She’s not a pushover. She knows what’s best, she can endure. semi serious, jokes fly over her head. it may take a bit for her to like you. literally a cat frame, you don’t know love until you've been loved by a cat.

Vauban: Forget Limbo being a troll. This is THE trollframe. Went to college for engineering, came back out a smart ass. Don’t loan money to him, he prolly won’t pay ya back. Pretty good drinking buddy tho. Reads a shit ton of shakespear to know what that sense of humor really is. Shit poster, meme hoarder extrordinaire. you can have a grenade! And you can have a grenade! YOU ALL CAN HAVE GRENADES!

Volt: Impeccable taste mixed with sharp commentary. Why does he have a helmet that’s a boob? maybe he has a high schooler’s sense of humor? would be honest with you and tell you straight up what needs to be done. This guy likes expensive suits. Has a tendency to be impulsive.

Wukong: Has loads of stories to tell. Good memory. Can comeback from just about any setback. determined and will happily grind with you in missions for hours. Also pretty damn stubborn and doesn’t listen well to others, kinda has to speak first.

Zephyr: Life’s a breeze here, right? Kinda goes with whatever and has a hard time deciding on things. Kinda clumsy too. Crashes raids and blows away the enemy. Usually minds her own business with her head in the clouds.

#warframe #meme #wf #octavia's anthem #warframe personalities #ash #atlas #banshee #Chroma #ember #equinox #excalibur #frost #hydroid #inaros #ivara #limbo #loki #mag #mesa #mirage #nekros #nezha #nidus #nova #nyx #oberon #octavia #rhino #saryn

[binnieheart]

92 questions

tagged by my lovely girl Kat who has never in any way bullied me and has always been there through the thick and thin for me bless you Kat what an angel @artist-aroha 

The Last:

1. Drink: Water

2. Phone Call: My sister cuz she had the friggin nerve to eat my sushi wth

3. Text Message: “MY SISTER JUST TALKED IN HER SLEEP AND IT FRICKIN SCARED ME LIKE WOW” to my fave Jackie 

4. Song you listened to: Pretty U by seventeen

5. Time you cried: lol this morning can you believe 

Have You:

6. Dated someone twice: no I've never dated anyone

7. Kissed someone and regretted it: yikes I've never done anything with anyone

8. Been cheated on: nope

9. Lost someone special: too dang many

10. Been depressed: heck yes

11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: yikes no I'm a smol child

List 3 Favorite Colors:

12-14: Forest green, aqua blue, and peach

In The Last Year Have You:

15. Made new friends: yes altho i’m regretting it now jokes i love you all even tho it’s hard

16. Fallen out of love: nope

17. Laughed until you cried: YES LIKE PLZ YALL ARE KILLIN ME

18. Found out someone was talking about you: lol yeah it was v awkward

19. Met someone who changed you: yes bless them

20. Found out who your friends are: um i guess this is a weird question but yeah 

21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: I ain’t ever kissed anyone 

General:

22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: um all of them but tbh i don’t use Facebook anymore

23. Do you have any pets: yeah a black cat I'm love him v much

24. Do you want to change your name: lol nope I like Jane,, i’ve had people call me Shane b4 tho so whatever floats your boat

25. What did you do for your last birthday: um tbh I don’t remember but i probably went and got a slushie with my sis

26. What time did you wake up: 4:30 am because I can’t sleep

27. What were you doing at midnight last night: Crying over Park Jinwoo lemme tell you that guy is too much

28. Name something you can’t wait for: um there’s nothing i’m really waiting for i’m just living life as it goes ya feel

29. When was the last time you saw your mum: like five hours ago

30. What is one thing you wish you could change in your life: tbh there’s not anything that I could change without having disastrous effects but yeah i guess i like my life as it is rn

31. What are you listening to rn: my siblings are watching the last airbender rn and i’m listening to them screech over it bless their souls

32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: yah actually the guy who does my hearing check ups is named Tom

33. Something that is getting on your nerves: people that put locks on the pantry door like listen if your child is eating be happy thank you v much

34. Most visited website: Youtube

Last Questions. I Just Put In A Random Info About Me:

35. Mole/s: one on my arm

36. Marks: i have a scar from my collarbone to a lil bit past my sternum nd then i have a bunch of scars above my right ear and then like a scar on my knee

37. Childhood Dream: Animator

38. Haircolor: Brown

39. Long or short hair: Long

40. Do you have a crush on someone: ew yes it sucks

41. Piercings: lol no i already have a lot going on in my ears

42. Bloodtype: i think I'm type b

43. Nickname: Shane, JanJan

44. Relationship Status: single as a pringle but I'm not sure if i wanna mingle

45. Zodiac: Scorpio

46. What do you like about yourself: um i don't like myself but um i guess i have nice hair idk and I'm p good with lipstick lol

47. Favorite TV show: AVATAR THE LAST AIRBENDER LIKE WOW MY CHILDHOOD HMU WITH THAT SHIZ

48. Tattoos: none

50. Right or Left hand: Right

51. Surgery: yeah like three?

52. Hair dyed in different color: i’ve never dyed my hair but i wanna go crazy and dye it purple that’d be fun 

53. Sport: um volleyball i guess WAIT DANCE IS A SPORT I DO DANCE

54. pair of trainers: i have black ones

More General:

57. Eating: yo I love food i will eat almost anything i won’t love it but ill eat it

58. Drinking: waTER

59. I’m about to: go hang w my sister b4 she leaves for college yet again

60. Waiting for: life to begin AYYYY where my once on this island hoes at

61. Want to: eat 

62. Get married: ya if that ever happens like what are the chances of someone liking me that much yikes

63. Career: I wanna major in Theatre Tech and Design and hopefully get a career somewhere in that area

Which Is Better:

65. Hugs or kisses: BOTH

66. Lips or eyes: Eyes but listen if i’m staring at your mouth it’s cuz i’m lipreading you ok

67. Shorter or Taller: idk i guess taller

68. Older or Younger: idc

69. I don’t like waffles

70. Nice arms or nice stomach: I don’t even care like if you have a nice personality i will love you for the rest of my life

71. Sensitive or loud: lol both 

72. Hook up or relationship: relationship

73. Troublemaker or hesitant: both but probably leaning towards troublemaker

Have You Ever:

74. Kissed a stranger: nope

75. Drank hard liquor: no but i’ve attempted to drink ice b4 does that count as hard liquor,,,

76. Lost glasses/contacts: all the dang time

77. Turned someone down: lol no i’ve never had someone to turn down unless you mean like someone offered me a piece of cake and i was like ayy bro i’d rather not eat that then yes

78. Sex in the first date: lol nope never dated anyone

79. Broken someone’s heart: if i have i’m sorry fam

80. Had your heart broken: yup every single day kmn

81. Been arrested: onstage, but not irl

82. Cried when someone died: yeah i really didn’t think they were gonna go but they did and idk how i feel about it

83. Fallen for a friend: oh boi yeah

Do You Believe In:

84. Yourself: I guess? like if i tried hard enough i could do anything i want

85. Miracles: yes

86. Love at first sight: nah but i think attraction at first sight is real

87. Santa Claus: listen y’all i found out he wasn’t real in 2nd grade cuz my dad was a hoe and told me

88. Kiss in the first date: idk sure

89. Angels: yes

Other:

90. Current best friend: Jackson altho we’ve been kinda drifting apart lately so and we’re not like best best friends he’s just the closest thing i’ve to a best friend but I wouldn’t really say i’ve ever had a best friend idk fam,,, other than that i like to float around in large groups of people

91. Eyecolor: light brown

92. Favorite movie: Room With A View,, it’s quality plz watch it y’all

lol if you managed to actually read through this entire thing props to you i love you have a good day

#yikes this is hecka long I'm sorry yall #but thanks for the tag kat i love you

[taegijae-blog]

BREAKFAST DELIVERY 10

pairing: 2jae

genre: fluff, if you squint there’s angst

word count: 3k

description: the school’s hottest boy im jaebum wants to get a certain boy’s number.  but the first problem is: he’s unhappy and not eating.

status: completed

note: this was originally posted on wakaba’s wattpad @/jaeholics

| part 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 |

Thank God the day following that event was a Saturday, otherwise he'd have to shamefully face the two hearts he managed to break in one day.

Jaebum rolled around in his bed, hugging on the blankets, mumbling incoherently to himself. He felt like absolute garbage. Seeing that his alarm clock read 10:37, he slumped out of bed and dragged himself down to the bathroom. The house was empty as usual, meaning he could totally throw a party that night. If, you know, he didn't feel like dying. As he squirted some toothpaste onto his toothbrush and madly scrubbed his pearly whites, he groaned as he stared at himself in the mirror. He knew he was a good looking guy whose looks would attract mostly every gal or guy. After rinsing out his mouth, he smacked some water across the mirror and blurred the reflection of his sad-looking self. For once, he wished he was ugly. Jaebum tiredly zombie-walked his way over to the kitchen, checking the fridge for any food that possibly could've been left for him. Seeing that it was empty except for some eggs and milk, he already knew that his plans would be to go out for both lunch and dinner. Opening a cupboard, he grabbed a box of fruity cereal and dumped it into a ceramic bowl, pouring milk in after doing so. His dear cat, Nora, crawled up to his feet and rubbed herself against the skin lovingly. "At least you're here," he muttered under his breath, slurping some milk from his bowl as he made his way to the couch. He turned on the television and stared dully at the skin, allowing his pet to crawl onto his lap and rest there. Realizing that he hadn't checked his phone in a while, Jaebum reached for it since it was laying on the coffee table. He turned it on, only to be met with over a hundred missed text messages. annoyed, he unlocked his phone and saw that a particular someone added him to a chat group overnight after he fell asleep, which was the main cause of the overload of messages. He squinted at his screen while he scrolled through the messages. It took him a while to realize that those numbers were familiar to him: Jackson Wang, Park Jinyoung, and Choi Youngjae. The last message was sent a few hours ago, so he didn't bother sending anything to indicate that he read the chat. He put down his bowl of breakfast and became invested into the conversation they were having, feeling more and more uneasy. Nora jumped onto the table and quietly drank some of the milk as Jaebum's foot tapped in anxiousness. wango, 2 others [jype]: i'm muting this chat btw [wango]: bro I just want u to listen to my proposal [c.youngjae]: why do you even have my number?? [wango]: thats not important just listen rn [wango]: so jb hyung's like super depressed aight? [wango]: I HOPE HES READING THIS BTW WINK WINK [jype]: winking in text doesn't do anything [wango]: anyway [wango]: i want all three of you to meet up [wango]: and work this out together [wango]: i'm not going to interfere bc this is a u guys issue!! [wango]: u gotta fix it urselves arasso?? [c.youngjae]: ...how tho [wango]: there's a nice place in town [wango]: it's called Cafe A [wango]: all of three meet up there by 3 and talk it out!! [wango]: idc if you're busy or not [wango]: (unless ur planning to meet ur family bc then please go ahead and do that first family is first priority) [wango]: ARASSO?? [jype]: our 'talk' isnt going to last long, you know. [jype]: theres not much I can say

[jype]: it's always been a one sided thing anyway [jype]: i know he likes youngjae way more than he likes me [jype]: and i'm okay with that. [jype]: i just don't want to be thrown away because of that 'love' he has for him. [jype]: you reading this, youngjae? [c.youngjae]: yes, hyung... [jype]: good. [jype]: i don't hate you or anything. it's not like that.

[jype]: it's true that ive liked him since middle school [jype]: but I always knew that it'd ended up being like this [jype]: and how he isn't the kind of person to fall for his best friend [jype]: so I prepared myself for when this sort of thing happens   [jype]: it won't bother me, youngjae. go ahead and date him. [c.youngjae]: hyung, i [c.youngjae]: ...you have to understand that i don't really like him at the moment [c.youngjae]: i'm not sure if i'd agree to that [jype]: that's a shame [jype]: because a really great guy has a huge crush on you [jype]: and it's a waste for you to be ignorant about that. [wango]: ... [wango]: hoh my god  [wango]: i'm a rly good problem fixer

[wango]: jinyoung? 

[wango]: u still there?

[wango]: i guess not 

[jype]: i have plans for today. i'm not going to that cafe. [wango]: oh [wango]: well I guess it's fine now since u guys talked it out!! yeah!!! [wango]: youngjae, don't be discouraged! [wango]: both jaebum-hyung and jinyoung r amazing people [wango]: even tho they seem rly scary and act cold [wango]: its just their way of caring [wango]: ive known them for a long time [wango]: theyre literally the best friends ive ever had [wango]: jinyoung is a rly wise person, there's always a good reason to whatever he does [wango]: jaebum-hyung has sides to him that r like a dad or big brother that u can rely on [wango]: ... [wango]: youngjae??? [c.youngjae]: yeah [c.youngjae]: i'm listening [c.youngjae]: thank you, hyung [wango]: no problem man

[wango]: now go get that dick [c.youngjae]: ???? [wango]: jk jk lol [wango]: r u going to meet up w Jaebum-hyung at the cafe? it's a rly nice place I swear [c.youngjae]: maybe [c.youngjae]: i haven't heard what he says tho... [wango]: aw true [wango]: let me spam him brb [c.youngjae]: wait don't spam him;; what if he's just asleep?

[wango]: 

ugh ur too nice

[wango]:

fine I won't

[wango]:

i'll go spam markiepooh instead♥️♥️

[c.youngjae]:

...right

[c.youngjae]: the other number in this chat is Jaebum-hyung, right?

[wango]: yep!! slide into his dms boy

[c.youngjae]: ;;

Jaebum instantly realized the doom he was about to face.

"No, no, no, no, no!" He literally screamed at his phone, trying to do everything to prevent Youngjae from knowing.

It was probably too late.

[c.youngjae]: ?

[c.youngjae]: wait

[c.youngjae]: but

[c.youngjae]: ;;

[c.youngjae]: isnt that defsoul-hyung's number...

[c.youngjae]: ...it is

[c.youngjae]: hyung.

[c.youngjae]: ... [jaybee]: are you mad at me? [c.youngjae]: no

[c.youngjae]:  even though I did just find out you were double tricking me

[jaybee]: i never meant to make fun of you or anything

[jaybee]: about that party

[jaybee]: i knew bambam only as 'def soul'

[jaybee]: i'm sure you can also tell that he doesn't like me bc im known as that rude, popular shit called im jaebum

[jaybee]: and rapmon told me to come anyway

[jaybee]: btw his real name is namjams

[c.youngjae]: what's your point

[jaybee]: i want to have a second chance

[jaybee]: i know ive been a horrible person, hiding behind two identities just so I could talk to you

[jaybee]: please

[jaybee]: i only ever wanted to cheer you up

[c.youngjae]: ...

[c.youngjae]: i feel stupid for sending you all those messages

[c.youngjae]: no wonder you knew where I was and that I didn't have an umbrella

[c.youngjae]: i feel like you've played me and you probably did 

[c.youngjae]: but the def soul hyung I know is a caring person

[c.youngjae]: and if youre him

[c.youngjae]: then I can hope that your kindness is just as genuine

[c.youngjae]: because I think it's impossible to fake kindness like that

[c.youngjae]: let's meet up at three and talk

[jaybee]: i'll be there

[jaybee]: i won't be late.

Read at 11:07 AM ✓

His phone read 2:57 by the time he spotted Jaebum. He was standing right outside the promised cafe, scrolling through his own phone with his legs crossed. It surprised Youngjae to see that he was wearing a pair of wire-rimmed glasses and an oversized sweater, contrary to his usual attire of trendy clothes that showed off his nice build. He looked pretty hot, to be honest. Youngjae shook that thought out of his mind and approached Jaebum, acting as though he wasn't just staring at him a minute prior. "It isn't 3 yet," Youngjae said quietly, stuffing his hands into his hoodie. "I've been here for ten minutes. I just didn't want to be late," Jaebum replied with a tiny grin as if he wanted the younger's approval. Youngjae scoffed and went ahead into the building, ruining the other's plans of opening the door for him. They went up to the counter, both of them staring at the menu in a similar way. Both of their eyes twitched, cursing at Jackson mentally. "I'm glad Jinyoung decided not to come," Jaebum whispered to the other, faking a smile for the person behind the cash register. "Welcome to Cafe A, one of the first couples' cafe in this town," she smiled enthusiastically, probably a bit overwhelmed on the inside because she had two male customers coming together in her hands. Youngjae hid his face into a hand in embarrassment, and Jaebum wanted to die on the spot. "Would you like to order our monthly special 'love potions?'" she asked, pointing to the piece of paper on the counter. "No," Youngjae and Jaebum said simultaneously. Flustered because of how rude that sounded, Jaebum laughed sheepishly and shook his head. "I'll just have an iced Americano. And, Youngjae..." Youngjae squinted at the menu above them, saying, "I'll have some water." Jaebum's face abruptly switched to one of shock, nudging the younger gently with his elbow. 'Eat,' he mouthed. Youngjae grumbled, feeling like he was just scolded by his mother. "Nevermind. I'll have a melon smoothie." "Alright. that will be ₩6,500." His hand reached into his pocket to grab his wallet, but the taller Jaebum stopped him before he could go any further. Instead, he took out his own wallet and paid using a card. Youngjae squinted his eyes at the other. I bet he just wanted to show off. Stupid seniors. "Thank you. Please come to pick up your order once this starts to buzz," she said while handing over the circular device to Youngjae, who almost dropped it.To the surprise of both, she leaned forward and gestured for them to come closer. "The third floor is popular with... couples like you two," she whispered with a grin. Both boys shook their heads, trying to insist that they weren't that sort of couple. She didn't listen, only grinning happily. 'You guys are so cute!' she mouthed while making a thumbs up, leaving the two speechless as they searched for a table. "Maybe we should go to the third floor," Youngjae was heard mumbling. "But we're not a couple, unfortunately," Jaebum remarked, putting emphasis on the last word to express that he really did think it was unfortunate. "I mean, I'd be more than happy if we were, but-" "The people here are staring at us." Youngjae gestured with a subtle tilt of his chin, completely ignoring what the other had to say. It was true, though; quite a few of the other couples enjoying their food seemed to be whispering at the two. Jaebum scoffed and marched towards the staircase, Youngjae following quickly to avoid any more odd gazed from anyone there. As promised by the girl at the cash register, the third floor was filled with... ...gay. Youngjae's eyes couldn't ignore the variety(?) of couples that were there, enjoying their time together. At one table in the corner, there was someone resembling a llama sitting across from someone who appeared like a girl. He couldn't tell, that person just had long hair. At the opposite side of the room, he spotted a couple that consisted of someone narrow-eyed with bright mint hair, nodding at his partner, who had a radiant smile, while he ranted. At another table they passed by were two people who didn't stand out in particular except that they seemed to be speaking completely in Chinese. Beside their table were two rather young looking guys, the foreign-looking one teaching his partner how to say simple words in English. "I don't think there are any open tables, hyung..." Youngjae remarked with a pout after searching around the room. Jaebum nodded, thinking that they might end up having to sit outside or something. Just then, someone tapped his arm. he turned around to see two rather tall guys sitting at the table nearby, one of them looking highly emo. "Are you looking for a table? Ae can just move our stuff, there's space for you guys," the person who tapped his arm offered, his canine teeth showing as he smiled. "Oh, sure. Thank you." Once the other guys moved their belongings, Youngjae took the seat that was on the cushiony couch and Jaebum sat on the chair. "Are you guys from JYP high?" the person asked, sipping on his ice coffee. Jaebum nodded, leaning back while putting an arm over the chair in an assertive way. "We're from Pledis," he replied, making Jaebum go “Ooh.” No wonder they were wearing nice clothes and looked as though they had their hair done professionally. Although Pledis was a small school, it was a costly place to attend and its students sure did prove that. "God, I would've screamed if you guys were from SM." Almost everyone in the room quieted down when hearing that name as though it was a taboo. SM's school had the roughest teachers and classes by far, and its roughness most likely rubbed off on its students. The device Youngjae held flashed red lights out of nowhere and started buzzing, startling him. Jaebum took it from his hand and headed downstairs in order to grab their drinks. Once he was gone, the high-key emo person who hadn't said a thing leaned over to Youngjae. "Your boyfriend's hot," he said quietly. Youngjae's face flashed a bright pink. "He's not my boyfriend! I'm not dating him," he argued and pouted again. "Really? I think he likes you from the way he looks at you, though," the person sitting across said with a wiggle of his eyebrows. "What's his name?" "Im Jaebum." Someone dropped their fork in the distance as the person almost choked on his straw. "That's... him? He's Im Jaebum?" he asked, clearly as confused as Youngjae was. someone a few tables next to them whispered, “Holy shit, that was Im Jaebum?” "Yes?" Youngjae tilted his head, not understanding what all the fuss was about. "Goodness," he sighed while shaking his head. "He's a literal legend at Pledis." Youngjae's eyebrows furrowed in confusion. "What do you mean by that?" "How do you, his boyfriend, not know about this?" he fanned himself with his hand, accidentally hitting himself in the face. Embarrassed, he cleared his throat. "Anyway, the Pledis legend. Im Jaebum. He used to go to Pledis for his freshman year, I think. But somehow, he ended up becoming the school's first ever student to be full on expelled." Youngjae's mouth dropped when hearing this. He wasn't even sure if his best friends Jinyoung or Jackson knew about this. "One of the biggest idol companies—you know, the ones with idol groups and all that—scouted him during his freshman year, right on our campus. The story about that flew all over school and he became a living legend. Everyone wanted to his friend." "How come you didn't recognize him earlier if he's that well known?" Youngjae asked in a dazed tone, not quite able to wrap his head around all the information he just absorbed. "Are you kidding me? He used to be one of the shortest guys in the class. He had mushroom hair and wore huge glasses every day." "Okay..." Youngjae peered over to the staircase to see if was Jaebum was back or not. He wanted to hear more of the details, wishing he wouldn't be back for another five minutes. "Well, why was he expelled?" "There was this group of seniors that made fun of him a lot, and I guess he was just fed up with him," he explained with a shrug, shaking around his cup. "What did he do?" "He poisoned them." That was the point where Youngjae didn't believe the story anymore. "No, that's stupid—" "He baked them a nice batch of cookies that made them vomit the next day. They told the principal on him," the boy paused in order to snap his fingers, "and just like that, he was gone." Youngjae was speechless, only his eyes blinking as the rest of his body was frozen. He was so confused, mostly because he couldn't believe that someone who seemed genuinely kind like the 'Def Soul' person he knew would do such thing. At the staircase, he could see a glimpse of Jaebum walking up with two cups in his hands. "Are you afraid that he'll do something like that again?" the person asked. "If you are, I don't think you should be. I can tell his attitude has changed a lot since freshman year, and he's probably trying to get a fresh start." Jaebum sat back down in his seat across from the still shocked Youngjae. He waved his hand in front of him, wondering if he was even alive. "Yah, Im Jaebum!" the person smacked his arm out of nowhere. “What—ah, shit," Jaebum cursed under his breath once he realized that that person currently attended pledis, the place of his unforgettable past. "I can't believe it's actually you. hey, i'm mingyu. remember me?" Jaebum's eyes widened as though he was reminded of something unpleasant, but he played it cool and sighed. "Yes, yes, I do. What do you want?" The one sitting across from mingyu tapped his watch, indicating something about time. He nodded his head and hurriedly threw on his jacket, grabbing his things. "Sorry, I would talk more but there's something I have to do." Before he left the table, he leaned down towards Jaebum's ear and whispered softly.

“Don't break that cutie's heart, okay?”

#breakfast delivery #wakaba #got7 #got7 fluff #2jae #2jae fluff #youngjae #jaebum #jaebum fluff #youngjae fluff #mark tuan #park jinyoung #jinyoung #jackson wang #bambam #yugyeom #kim yugyeom

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Rules: Once you have been tagged you are supposed to write 92 truths about yourself. At the end, choose 25 people to tag!

I was tagged by the lovely @cuddlingsun who can finally tag people now!

THE LAST…  1. Drink: morocco mint tea

2. Phone call: to my dad

3. Text message: “or what do you want to buy” to bus

4. Song you listened to: currently listening to Something That We’re Not by Demi Lovato

5. Time you cried: idk...

HAVE YOU EVER…  6. Dated someone twice: HHAHAHAHAHAHAH no

7. Been cheated on: well... I’m not sure about that one honestly, if ti happened like in the week before we broke up or immediately after but frankly, I don’t care

8. Kissed someone and regretted it: I mean I think I regretted that whole relationship but then I remember that I shouldn’t but I do though

9. Lost someone special: yes :(

10. Been depressed: yep

11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: oh my, yes

LIST 3 FAVOURITE COLORS: 12. deep, dark red

13. purple

14. soft pink

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU…  15. Made new friends: yes!!!!

16. Fallen out of love: no

17. Laughed until you cried: probably yeah

18. Found out someone was talking about you: no(?)

19. Met someone who changed you: it was more the situation that allowed me to change myself

20. Found out who your true friends are: no, happened earlier already

21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: hA nope

22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: I mean all of them?? (427) some more vague than others but why would I add people I don’t know

23. Do you have any pets: YES I HAVE A CAT AND HIS NAME IS BORIS AND I LOVE HIM AND I’M CURRENTLY MISSING HIM LIKE CRAZY

24. Do you want to change your name: no

25. What did you do for your last birthday: nothing, actually

26. What time did you wake up: 8.30 am, super early ew

27. What were you doing at midnight last night: watching a movie

28. Name something you cannot wait for: living on my own!!

29. When was the last time you saw your mother: monday, so 3 days ago

30. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: the only thing that comes to mind right now is that I wish I could be a bit more alethic but I’m too lazy to start working out

31. What are you listening to right now: I Hate You, Don’t Leave Me by Demi Lovato

32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: yes, at least to two

33. Something that is getting on your nerves: so many people omg

34. Most visited website: probably tumblr lol

35. Elementary: In the last year have I.... elementary ???? what is this question

36. High School: same for this one... like???

37. College/university: I guess this is about what I’m doing and than it’s uni 38. Hair colour: brown

39. Long or short hair: short/middle length

40. Do you have a crush on someone: no

41. What do you like about yourself: my eyes, the fact that I’m not afraid to be myself, even around new people

42. Piercings: none

43. Blood type: I have no idea

44. Nickname: mas, mush, mushmush (I decided to just accept the latter two instead of fighting them)

45. Relationship status: single

46. Zodiac sign: pisces

47. Pronouns: she/her

48. Favourite TV show: idk about favourite but Sense8 and How To Get Away With Murder I think??

49. Tattoos: none (yet) 50. Right or left hand: right

FIRST…  51. Surgery: does me being born from a c-section count?? otherwise idk when my first surgery was... the only one I can remember is removing a mole when I was 12(?)

52. Piercing: I have none

54. Sport: I did dancing for a few years

55. Vacation: Portugal when I was 3 or four. maybe I went somewhere earlier just in The Netherlands, but idk about that

56. Pair of trainers: no clue

57. Eating: ???

58. Drinking: IDK

59. I’m about to: be even more unproductive and probably either gonna watch some netflix or play league

60. Listening to: Up by Olly Murs and Demi Lovato (I’m listening to Demi’s album ok)

61. Waiting for: Liam to release hiS FUCKING NEW SINGLE ALREADY LIKE GODDAMNIT

62. Want: to have my own place where I can take my cat with me

63. Get married: we’ll see about what the future holds

64. Career: psychologist is the dream

YOUR TYPE…  65. Hugs or kisses: hugs but also kisses on the forehead and stuff I think

66. Lips or eyes: eyes but also lips so like both

67. Shorter or taller: taller because I’m already so small

68. Older or younger: older

70. Nice arms or nice stomach: idc, but I guess arms?

71. Sensitive or loud: sensitive

72. Hook up or relationship: relationship

73. Troublemaker or hesitant: rather a bit of both; troublemaker but hesitant in the right situations y’know

HAVE YOU EVER…  74. Kissed a stranger?: no

75. Drank hard liquor?: yea

76. Lost glasses contact/lenses: nope

77. Turned someone down: yes

78. Sex on first date: nO

79. Broken someone’s heart: maybe?? although I couldn’t imagine me breaking someone’s heart

80. Had your heart broken: by books? yes. by relationships? no.

81. Been arrested: no

82. Cried when someone died: yes

83. Fallen for a friend: no

DO YOU BELIEVE IN…  84. Yourself: yes

85. Miracles: I think so, yes

86. Love at first sight: Not love, maybe attraction which can be mistaken for love

87. Santa Claus: ....no

88. Kiss on the first date: well it would depend on the person and how I’m already feeling towards them

89. Angels: yes!

OTHER… 90. Current best friend’s name: I HAVE MORE BEST FRIENDS OKAY AND THEY’RE NAMES ARE HANKA, JOSKA, KIKI, AND BUSRA (in no particular order, placing the names like this just sounds nice in my head)

91. Eye colour: brown (lmao I love how eye colour is under “other” but hair colour isn’t)

92. Favourite movie: Pitch Perfect, my forever go to movie

I’m tagging @laurantofvere @johnlock-for-ever @if-we-could-only-turn-back-timee @ledzeppelinmoms @cookiesandcaffeine (I mean not like I’ve ever seen you guys do these things but whatever)

#tag games #me