My favorite thing about being an adult and being sad is remembering that if nothing else, i have McDonald’s money.
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why tf did i randomly get annoyed by my own mouse clicking.
i was just playing some of the block game, yknow, randomly placing some blocks for a build. and all of a sudden im just rlly irritated by my own mouse noise. even though ive been hearing it for like... 3 hours already.
this is a scam.
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here's a fake interview about my me & my girlfriend that i transcribed from my head. enjoy!
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My nayme is bird
And wen it's Yule
And Swedish snow
Lies cold and cruel
I look for seeds
With many friends
But food is scarce
Where flock descends
But then we hear
Of ancient rite
We leave the trees
We all take flight
If fire not
Its end promote?
We do the deed.
We eat the goat.
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I know it's a Monday, but it's a negroni kind of night. Bourdain, take the wheel!
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simon’s all big and tough until he gets home to his lover. his legs feel heavy with each step, and he can’t get to you fast enough. his knees almost buckling at the sight of you lounging in bed, in one of his shirts, book in hand and smiling sleepily at him.
his face tucked into your neck and he has to restrain himself from melting into you as your soft scent fills him. you’re so soft and warm beneath him, and you smell and feel like home.
his tone shifts, grows only the slightest bit whiney when you begin to dote on him. turns into a big ole baby when you start to pamper him with attention :(
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I think they should keep making tall lanky girls in manga
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yes ma'am of course right away lets go
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