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#called out
sarcasticgiggler · 2 months
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“i’m just a girl” so close! you fantasize for hours about being called adorable as you’re being tickled senseless
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metalcatholic · 1 year
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At confession tonight the priest looked me dead in the eyes (through a screen) and said “you need to get a hobby”
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Just wondering at what point in my life did I start using "lol" as punctuation
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partoftheairforce · 3 months
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the smallest man who ever lived x
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yayobabydoll · 9 days
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me in science class listening to my teacher talk about mia and stomach acid during our pH lesson
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pratchettquotes · 5 months
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"Seriously, I think this is an opportunity for me to do something big and important for my adopted city," said Moist, in his sincere voice. "That's you're sincere voice," she said. "Well, I'm being sincere," said Moist.
Terry Pratchett, Making Money
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squig-s · 5 months
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Call his a** out Anthony‼️ 💛💙
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bailiesartblog · 5 months
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I went to a popup market today and one of the vendors hollered out to me “hey! You look like someone who plays dungeons and dragons”
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mattsmemes · 3 months
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I have never felt so called out in my life. 🤣 😬
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flyingtacoturtle11 · 20 days
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The way I was trying to save a dead poets society post and instead of my DPS board my “let’s talk about mental health” board came up 💀
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brightlotusmoon · 4 months
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( Dylan franken-tits:
"Are you a top or a bottom?"
l'm, bi, nonbinary and polyamorous. I've never made a single decision in my entire life and I'm not about to start now. )
A friend added:
I am a cross between a judgy cat meme and Ambassador Kosh saying "no."
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sluttishfakeboy · 2 months
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Last week my best friend told me that if I dated a guy I’d be the “pretty boy 😳 brain empty” kind, then while innocently scrolling through tumblr a few days ago, I stumbled upon the dumbification kink aaaaaaaaand it’s all been downhill from there 😬
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Feeling attacked
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theshylittleelfgirl · 10 months
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I feel so fucking called out right now😅
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mysicklove · 4 months
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i would have a hard time believing ur a 70 year old man since you talk about sukuna lactating and ur alpha-ness almost everyday
f-f-first of all.....
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I was listening to a Bud Cort interview and he was talking about his film Ted and Venus, but he said like “…people had 7 partners then, men, women, objects, whatever!”
And I froze.
I just did he know? Did he know in the 90s post Electric Dreams? Were there people wanting to get with his computer guy?
Is loving Edgar nothing new?
I mean I know there’s some songs about dude wanting to get with their cars so… he was probably talking about that but ahhh
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