#calling thisss

[ckducky]

It's Bitching about Heaven hours

#hazbin hotel #hazbin art #vaggie #vaggatha #sir pentious #saint pentious #lucifer morningstar #hazbin lucifer #they all have grievances toward heaven #Lucifer: they stole my idea #and called them geese #made it worse #Vaggie:That's nothing #I had to serve under the limp Dick master and his yes-woman #I had to clean out Adam's mask and i swear he ate nothing but cheetos in that thing! #Saint Pentious: I can't find parking for my death dirigible #Then they have the nerve to asssk #“Sssaint Pentiousss why do you need a death dirigible?” #HOW CAN THISSS BE PARADISSSE IF I CAN'T HAVE A DEATH DIRIGIBLE!!!!

[konigschitzo]

Smoking Headcanons…

American cigarette brands bc das where I am from…

Konig- Red Label...

Nikto- Camel blues (same as me xo)

Ghost- Marlboro Red, he's a basic bitch. Went with the classic and never changed. You know it's accurate!

Gaz- Definitely our 100s boy, any brand as long as it's blue/smooth

Soap- I feel like he's also a basic Marlboro red girlie

Price- Is saying Pall Mall offensive... okay Marlboro lights

Alejandro- Parliament regular…not even the light.

Roach- One of the crazy random American Spirits like Caledon 

Horangi- Lucky Strike Reds or tobacco vape

Krueger- Marlboro menthol black, he's a freak who doesn't care about his lungs! Or like NXT…

ଘ(੭ˊᵕˋ)੭* ੈ✩‧₊

#no one asked for this #do you want more of thisss? #konig #nikto #cod headcanons #call of duty fanfiction #call of duty headcanons #gaz #soap #price #roach #horangi #krueger

[purple-worm]

i cannot get over the framing in the show. this one, in particular, is giving me a lot of thoughts rn.

It's so... whole. The entire narrative and the inner lives of the three characters are effectively represented. Mol reminisces the past and they immediately turn in three different directions, each of them so lonely and consumed by their emotions, each one of them dealing with the same tragedy from completely different perspectives. they turn to seek refuge in the world inside them. and with that, the touches. the longing for connection. In is unsure, hands towards himself. afraid to reach out. Wang is longing for a connection, reaching out slowly toward In. creeping in quietly. Mol is holding on to In. a tight grip on his hand, like how tightly she wants to hold on to her facade. she wants to hold onto In being her loyal friend so that once again she gets Wang to herself. so that once again she isn't left behind. i love how the turning happens in sync. the story flows this well because of how many of these details have been choreographed. I love that they're able to hold the scene for the right amount of time, enough to drive in the intent without getting too long. it really amps up the tension.

#180 degree longitude passes through us #the choreography of movements is a matter of taste tho #some can find it artificial and it can lessen the experience #but i like it #it elevates the tension and i feel even more consumed #it adds to the flow of the story and the characters #it makes it feel like a poem #a dance of emotions #and it suits the kind of drama this is #i cant even call it a drama #if you look closely its a whole separate form of art #its a show a play a poem a dance all combined #i dont know how to express #am i even making sense atp #edited for grammar bc im dumb #meta??? #unleashing thisss

[fours-writings]

am i doing this to myself on purpose?

yes.

will i keep doing this to myself?

absolutely.

let them glow.

#i used to use this app when i was like 8 and snatching my cousin’s tablet so i was obligated to #apparently it’s called Joy Doodle? #never acknowledged that before but i’m startin to like drawing on thisss #even though it kinda sucks to #sketch #fnaf daycare attendant #fnaf sun and moon

[twsted-idiot]

Y'ALL DONT FUCKING UNDERSTANDDDD

HES SOO AGSHSHSJZN_+_#&+2+21¥^ MMMMHHGJFJGGJ

#Sorry I'm listening to music and thinking about him #HIS TITS...THE HAPPY TRAIL I CANT DO THISSS AFFDGHFTIGKHJ OH MY GOD #< ITS CALLED A HAPPY TRAIL FOR A REASON DGUGJGKARFSG #HIS SCARS 🙁🙁🙁 GRAHHH FUCK #need to kiss him. NOW. #F/o: Johnny Slaughter

[primordialscream]

maybe it's cause i am like super duper ace, but i don't really think kim needs to have another relationship to be happy. as far as we know, when we met her in s1 she had no significant other, and no past flings/boyfriends/girlfriends were really mentioned. she had the law and she had jimmy, and she was okay.

her life in 612 is clearly a punishment she's inflicting on herself, miracle whip yep florida man included. it's exactly what she told rich in s2, a life with an empty job and random relationship is the hell she escaped from as a kid, and then she willingly stepped into it to torture herself for her wrongdoings. but now... y'know, the healing has begun. it's painful and difficult, but she doesn't have to punish herself anymore. she's finally actually facing the consequences of what she has done, and she can move on. let go of the self-loathing.

this is mere speculation of course, but she's got the law again. she's got jimmy again. she's a totally different person than the young brilliant woman we first met in the conference room of hhm, and yet, this new kim has a whole lot in common with that promising lawyer. someone who didn't seem to care about empty feelings and cheap thrills, trivial relationships and boring sex... someone who values love above all.

as i said, she's got the law and jimmy. why would she need something or someone else to finally allow herself to be truly happy?

#i am tired but i can't stop thinking about thisss #pls helppppp #bcs s6 spoilers #bcs #better call saul #jimmy mcgill #kim wexler #mcwexler

[rapidhighway]

Oh why does this moth have to torment me at 2 am every time please I just need it out of my room but I can't go in thereeee

#id call for someone but everyone's going to be pissed that i woke them up for a moth alert #pls i want to sleep in my own bed ugrgghrhrh #i switched the light on in the bathroom and im going to see if it will fly out #please please please please #uryehhrhrh i hate thisss i spent the whole day looking for it in my room but i couldn't find it but i just turned the kights off for a #moment and it started flying around TOT

[sonataforsybelle]

♥ this for a starter

#starter call; #let's do thisss

[voids-call]

No, gay/threat as in I will make you gayer and that is a threat

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN????? BRO PLS-

#annonymous #the void screams back #voids call #PLEASE #WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN #WHAT IS THISSS

[withaknife]

reverse meme call .. like this and i'll go through your meme tag and send you 3-5. multis specify muse(s).

#. call #haven't been able to write today bc brain bad #but would like to do thisss~

[ratkrampus]

PLEASE take this so I don’t have to look at it again

#ofmd #our flag means death #ofmd fanart #if this can even be called that #blackbeard #edward teach #stede bonnet #gentlebeard #can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars #WHY DID I DO THISSS

[thestarlightbrigade]

Hibuki confirmed for tsundere...

"There aint no way, i dont even know what that is!"

#Hibuki #asks #DONT CALL HIM OUT LIKE THISSS

[xwhatxisxrightx]

xfoodxobsessedx asked: ❛  i’ve been thinking about bending you over that table and just having my way with you.  ❜ (From Xiangling)

"Uhh... Xiangling? Have you been at the DAIKIRI and SAKE we'd stockpiled for the festival? D-Didn't I-... I thought I told you NOT to sample the menu..." Heart rate elevated. Throat choking up. Stumbling over her words. What was this? This wasn't anything like Keqing at all... But then, she supposed, it wasn't every day people had the GUTS to, umm... PROPOSITION HER like so... In fact, it had NEVER happened before. If her personality didn't drive people away, her status certainly scared them off. She'd place barriers between herself and the outside world for as long as she remembered. She had COLLEAGUES, not FRIENDS. And Xiangling was just that. Another colleague, working with her on the menu for the upcoming RITE OF DESCENSION. Ningguang was in charge of the ceremony this year. So it had fallen to Keqing to prepare the actual festivities. She'd chosen Xiangling as she had been a RISING STAR in the industry as of late... And, ironically, she'd assumed she'd be the EASIEST to work with and control. Maybe if she'd known Xiangling would be acting out like this... She'd... Why was her tummy all... WARM? What was this rhythm in her heart? And--... Wait, was she AROUSED right now? Couldn't be... Keqing had a job to do. A reputation to uphold. She'd never be a SLAVE to such carnal instinct. "You don't mean that... Do you...? Do you?"

#GDF MGDFMGSDMDFNLSDKLNKSDF N #WEPL AHAHAHAH #TOOK #KEQING BAKC A FEW OTCHESS~~~ #CURIOUS TO SEE #THEIR DYNAMIC IN A TIME LIKE THISSS NKSLSDHDFHFDHDFHEHEE #KEQING |+|+|+| I'VE NEVER SEEN EYE TO EYE WITH GODS OR ANYONE. SOME MIGHT CALL THAT STUBBORN I GUESS. |+|+|+| #XIANGLING |+|+|+| IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE I WAS JUST A NOVICE. // NOW LET'S COOK WITH ALL OUR HEARTS |+|+|+| #XIANGLING X KEQING |+|+|+| OF FIRE AND LIGHTNING. IN THIS MOMENT OF TRUTH AND DESTRUCTION. PERHAPS WE CAN SEE IT THROUGH? |+|+|+| #XFOODXOBSESSEDX

[h0lygh0stlings]

Me, still unable to recover and speechless after the BCS mid-season finale:

#better call saul #bcs #howard hamlin #[zoey's ramblings] #absolutely still in shambles rn a week later holy fucjk #HOW COULD THEY DO THISSS S HOW COULD they do this omg #Howard ily im so sorry

[doveyeellie]

dnf makes me want to be in love 😭

.

#THISSS #the way they care sm about each other #and have matching stuff #and are sleep calling #and will get a projector #and they have have a cat #whatever whatever they're raising the bar so highhh whateverr #askers

[lovelielaurel]

Ria?

@/cypriathus :DDDD

I like to call them Ria ˚୨୧⋆｡˚ ⋆

#wait what do others call them actually dmdmdms #sometimes I call them just Ri to myself ahahahah #Riaaaaaa in case you see thisss #what do others callll youuuu???? #So that I can properly gatekeep Ria /j /j /j #laursrambles