#calm slap

[nerdpoe]

When Danny decides to reincarnate, centuries after his adventures, he chooses a random Dimension of Heroes and Villains.

He's expecting adventure! Heroics! A life worth bragging about in the Afterlife!

He wakes up in a tube, staring down at surprised teen heroes as they release him and another person.

Later, he finds out that he's a clone of Batman and Superman, and the other clone is of Superman and Lex Luthor.

He came into this world expecting adventures, not a weird custody battle about him and his brother (because that's what Conner is) between two A-List superheroes.

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc #story prompt #dc x dp #phanfic #superman wants nothing to do with both of them #batman wins custody no problem #bruce now give clark a deathglare if the super even mentions one of the boys #constant sniping between superman and batman #until it eventually degrades their relationship so much they can't work together #culminates in one big verbal fight after another attempted planetary invasion #that ends with batman just losing it and #in a very calm voice that's totally out of place from his earlier growling #“if i'd known my best friend was the type of man who would target a child for the sins of their parents i might have chosen to be alone.” #verbally slaps clark #and that's how clark agrees to go to therapy

[gomzdrawfr]

FUCK IT WE BALL

#slap some heavy metal music in the bg and its complete #i was in an extremely pissy mood(uni) #so i drew this to calm myself down #it worked #cuz im just wheezing at how Ghost is just a literal ball #picture me holding a golf club and just #*insert nintendo golf club PANG sound effect* #🏌🏻 #gummmyart #doodle #simon ghost riley #shitpost

[missusruin]

shaded those old ironmouse drawings (tho I think i still like the flats better?)

#ironmouse #vtuber #flats feel calm and charming #brain goes brrr when i slap on those overlay and vivid light layers for heart hair highlights tho lol

[l8tof1]

#some of these edits really slap but i think we need to calm down yall 😭 #EYE need to calm down that’s for sure lol #lewis hamilton #peter bonnington #bono

[duckiemimi]

Gojo isn't dead.

in his fight with Toji, he said that the only reason To didn't kill him was because he didn't cut off his head.

His head is still intact.

We know he can regrow limbs too-

So I don't think this is the end.

i actually love u.

(someone draw schrödinger's gojocat rn, i’d rather see gojo back in a box)

#anon thank u for slapping some sense into me #that helped calm me down a bit #but that dreamlike sequence #i hope it was just a fake out tho #still a fucking shitty cheap shot tho gege #jjk #asks #jjk leaks #jjk 236 #jujutsu kaisen #gojo satoru

[herssian]

heavensward

#art #ffxiv #xau #fray myste #final fantasy xiv #doodle #comic #it won't come back to bite you later on. i promise the anger won't be bottled and misdirected towards unhealthy copying mechanisms #especially during stormblood #i promise #i love fray's go-to advice being slap some bitches and you'll calm down

[rabbitsrams]

oh yeah i was really anxious last night so i slept horribly so like a deranged lunatic (affectionate) i thought of this scenario and it actually helped me sleep lol

schlatt coming home at like 2am ish after having a late recording session at the office. you're normally asleep at this point but tonight was a different case. you are wide awake, your brain going haywire as you shake with anxiety.

you're laying down and turned to the side so schlatt thinks you're asleep when he enters the room. he's surprised to see your eyes open and shaking a bit.

"hey, you okay?" he asks. you shake your head, unable to speak. he knows you get nonverbal when you're extra anxious, so he tries to speak for you.

"you want me to tell you about my day?" you nod. he gets into bed and holds you close, stroking your back as he starts to ramble a bit about the recording sesh. telling you that aztro and mika and pandah send their regards, how they played three games for three videos, et cetera.

"we finally played mario party again, i know how much you like that game."

this really soothes you, soon your heartrate slows and you feel more relaxed. schlatt continues to talk about his day, not noticing you were falling asleep. and when he does, he stops and smiles down at you, glad you were able to calm down.

"goodnight toots," he whispers, kissing you on the forehead. he holds you closer to him as he drifts off himself, happy to be able to help you out.

#jschlatt x reader #jschlatt imagine #jschlatt fanfiction #schlatt x reader #jschlatt x you #jschlatt x y/n #schlatt imagine #jschlatt fluff #schlatt fluff #schlatt x you #schlatt fanfic #schlatt fanfiction #schlatt x y/n #jschlatt fanfic #jschlatt fic #i actually put on a weekly slap vid to help calm myself down and it worked rly well

[fawfulydoo]

"positive vibes" is like the 2020s equivalent of "keep calm and [insert thing here]" of the 2010s i think

#i remember all the different variations of keep calm and carry on and seeing positive vibes and good vibes and all that shit slapped on #every home decor and shirt ever its like hm #i guess they could both be categorized as popular phrases

[yavin42]

just finished the second season of black sails and i gotta say i understand why it makes queers go feral

#i’m frothing at the mouth #black sails #i watched the first season yesterday and didn’t really enjoy it much #the pacing is really weird the characterisation was shallow at best and the whole thing stank of game of thrones levels of forced edgyness #but man the second season slapped so hard full 180 turnaround #the flashbacks were expertly crafted all major characters have relatable motives and they pull through ruthlessly #their fatal flaws are right there and like a greek tradgedy it all happens exactly how it must #in revealing it’s nature as a character study of flint and of what broke him so utterly the pacing actually becomes so poignant and perfect #with each new bit of information we’re given we understand his urgency his ruthlessness his unwavering calm hatred #he’s turned himself into a proper fucking monster and it’s tragic because it could only have ever gone this way #there’s no way out and the show being a prequel we know he lives we know he can’t win #actually doomed by the narrative in the worst/best way #but by god i just want his to set the world aflame

[notsofriendlyfriendlyreminder]

me in the middle of class getting an awful case of coughs: f- fuck- fuck- fuckin hell

my friend: GIRL. ARE U GOOD. ARE U OK.

me, through tears: I guess I'm afraid

#she stared at me #and when i calmed down #and explained #she slapped me with her book #female friendship #am i right #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #rdr #red dead redemption #red dead redemption memes #notsofriendlyfriendlyreminder #arthur morgan #rdr2 arthur #rdr2 arthur morgan

[fisheito]

@trainto1925 coincidentally i have just arrived

The soft ones ARE choosing violence 🥰

#oli in a clearly disadvantaged situation and he's still immediately ready to thrown down #you dare slander eiden? I'll punch you. I'll smack the mist. I'll slap the disembodied voice in my head #i will take your formless evil and physically beat it into submission with the holy book #there is no calculated (oohh better not anger the illusion wizard currently watching us from the forest shadows) #only (TRY ME . I KNOW YOUR TRICKS. REVEAL YOURSELF SO I CAN PROPERLY DESTROY YOU) #the softies rly are more impulsive than i remember. love that . #i need to stop woobifying all the softer boys just because theyre not all sufferthirsty murdermunchers like kuya #at the rate we're going it's a bunch of uwu nice boys just chillin until eiden gets threatened #then they're all I'LL FIGHT *THAT* GUY. I'LL FIGHT THAT TREE! I'LL FIGHT *MYSELF*!!!! U CANT STOP ME #and eiden is holding them back with his lil vermicelli arms like PLEASE CALM DOWN #olivine #eiden

[hammerhead-jpg]

Current Gavin: omg my love 💕 my joy💕

First episode Gavin when he feels teeth:

#we do not talk often enough about how he literally SLAPS the guy like calm down not everyone is the ultimate glizzy gulper #redacted audio #redacted asmr #redactedverse #redactedaudio #redacted memes #redacted gavin

[r0b0t1me]

i dont know if ill get the guts to post this whole thing. but i like these bits

#i love turning rise into a melodrama for fun. but also #slapping my own goddamn hand Can you calm down for 2 minutes #blood #hes fine he'll be fine #mostly #i still have more shit sitting around for the love of god please help me

[spopsalt]

Ah yes if your friend (And crush) is freaking out, slap them across the face, and they'll calm down.

#I kid you not Catra slapping Adora is what calms her down and ofc Catra slaps Adora instead of comforting her #Because she's catra #anti catra #anti c//a #anti spop #anti catradora #Catra and Adora were friends here btw

[snucius]

TW: JAMES POTTER!

I made this with my bare hands and I'm fucking proud of it!

#ANTI JAMES POTTER #FUCK YEAH #FUCK JAMES POTTER IN THE WORST WAY POSSIBLE #AHHHH #and look how cute my little Sev is #i wanna slap his cheeks but yk in a loving way #and squeeze them too #anyways #JAMES POTTER IS A BULLY #YEAH I COMPARED HIM TO A SERIAL KILLER SO WHAT #ok i'm calm now i just wanna hide Snape in my pocket #pocket sized severus snape #now the normal tags; #severus snape #young snape #pro severus snape #pro snape #snape fandom #professor snape #snape edit #harry potter #snape love #snape content #snape community #snapedom #snape lovers #snape comfort #pro severus #severus #snape

[sunmisbf]

i’ve never seen miyane so desperate for new music even though sunmi only had a cb 3 months ago like i really think everyone has reached their limit as a whole it’s going to be a disaster if the next cb isn’t atleast a mini album 😭

#it’s definitely bc she made us wait 1.3 years for a single w 2 bsides n one of those (calm myself) isn’t even a completed song #7.40 minutes of music after such a long hiatus is a slap in the face #good luck miya 😭 bc i really do think the next cb is also going to be a single #n the fans r NOT going to be happy #.txt