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lilislegacy · 5 hours
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random camper: i- i think i might be in love with percy jackson
nico:
rachel:
calypso:
reyna:
random camper: any thoughts?
nico: and prayers. you’re going to need them
rachel, calypso, and reyna: *solemnly nodding*
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simugeuge · 2 days
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Can someone do this but with Odypen and Calypso?
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Please
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h0bg0blin-meat · 2 days
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If you're gonna call Odysseus a piece of shit cuz of his thing with Circe, you better call Calypso a piece of shit for SAing him as well. Don't hold double standards
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mythology-void · 10 hours
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reblog if you hate calypso
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Leo: do you get money if you get hit by a car?
Piper: why-
Reyna: only if there’s a witness
Annabeth: how do you-
Percy: the witness was the two year old licking the window.
Calypso: WHAT THE FU-
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tunguszka20 · 17 hours
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My sister: Why was Odysseus on Calypso's island?
Me: Well, it was a punishment.
My sister: A punishment for who? Odysseus or Calypso?
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I hate how people accuse Percy of forgetting about Calypso. He made the gods promise to free her and he was under the impression that they would.
It makes sense that Calypso would be upset/angry with him because she's isolated and didn't know if he even tried to help her after he left. That makes sense to me.
But the gods went back on their promise. And everyone holds Percy responsible. He was just a kid, freshly turned 16. Like what was he expected to do? Babysit the gods to make sure they held up their end of the deal? He shouldn't be expected to do that.
Not to mention even if he would've thought to check up on Calypso, he spent 6 months of his sixteenth year with no memories of his past. He literally had no way to help her. Hera stole months from him.
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ynngaa · 5 months
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Heureux, heureux à mourir
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tampire · 5 months
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La Vie En Rose
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contemporary-disquiet · 5 months
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JUNO CALYPSO, Tuesday in Eternity, 2018
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miscellaniousbedlam · 2 months
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g0thnico · 3 months
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Thalia, Zoe and Bianca are like:
"I need to protect my siblings from the powerful god of seduction Perseus Jackson."
And Percy is like:
"Why the hell are the Artemis Hunters staring at me?"
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jedi-valjean · 11 months
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Odysseus' Strategy Notebook
PLAN TO DEFEAT THE TROJANS
Build giant wooden horse and hide inside it
PLAN TO DEFEAT THE CYCLOPS
Build giant wooden horse spear and hide inside it stab the cyclops with it
PLAN TO ESCAPE THE CYCLOPS' CAVE
Build giant wooden horse and hide inside it
Build giant wooden SHEEP and hide inside it
Build a bunch of normal-sized sheep and hide in those
Skin real sheep and use them to make incredibly realistic sheep costumes
Ride the sheep out of the cave but upside-down so he doesn't find us
PLAN TO DEFEAT THE LASTER LAESYTR LESTRYG CANNIBAL GIANTS
Build giant wooden horse and hide inside it
Build giant wooden cannibal giant and hide inside it
Build giant wooden RUN
PLAN TO DEFEAT THE WITCH
Build giant wooden horse and hide inside it
Build giant wooden pig and hide inside it?
Build giant wooden d go with Hermes' plan
PLAN TO DEFEAT SCYLLA
Build giant wooden horse and hide inside it
Build wooden decoy sailors and hope she eats those DID NOT WORK
PLAN TO STOP MEN FROM EATING SACRED CATTLE
Build giant wooden horse and hide inside it
Build giant wooden cow and trick the men into eating it
Take a nap and come up with a better plan
PLAN TO ESCAPE CALYPSO'S ISLAND
Build giant wooden horse and hide inside it
Build wooden decoy statue of me and put it in her bed
Build giant wooden d
PLAN TO KEEP ODYSSEUS HERE FOREVER
Steal strategy notebook
Check for splinters just in case
PLAN TO SNEAK BACK INTO THE PALACE
Build giant wooden h
Disguise self as giant wooden beggar normal old beggar OKAY I GET IT NOT EVERYTHING HAS TO BE A GIGANTIC WOODEN REPLICA I GET IT ALREADY sheesh Athena
GET THE SUITORS OFF MY BACK, PLAN B (THANKS A LOT MELANTHO)
Announce that I will marry whoever can string my husband's bow and shoot through wait this isn't my notebook
PLAN TO KILL THE SUITORS wait who scribbled in my notebook
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heroesofolympus-0508 · 6 months
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moodyseal · 6 months
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Calypso having to catch up with a lot of old things she was familiar with looking different now and Apollo's selective ignorance on things he should know are a phenomenal combo tbh
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nerointhecorner · 6 months
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women want me for my deceitful nature and fine thighs
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