This video is really scientifical😂… but, like, imagine having the most bear-like boyfriend ever, behavior-wise.
Like, you always know when the cold season is coming, because he’ll suddenly just start going to the store and buying groceries in bulk, like he’s on a mission against time. It’s the only thing that he leaves the house for, and he makes store trips almost daily — buying all of the food, snacks, and sugary drinks that he can, before the weather finally turns.
His appetite is insatiable, and he’s always chewing on something… whether it be a quick candy bar, or a full-on feast. Every second of every day, he’s got something in his mouth… just putting those jaws of his to work… and he’s completely set on “bulking up” and getting as big and round as his body will allow, without a specific goal weight in mind. Out of nowhere, he starts talking in carbs, calories, nutritional values, and weight and mass calculations. It’s a foreign language to you… but a beautiful language, like a funny-sounding French😅. He’s got a number or percentage for every bite. In no time, he gets to be all bloated and fat… just gross, in the most beautiful way possible.
He’s so lazy, too, and inexplicably tired. It’s like his body has completely taken him over, and all it wants to do is sleep. As the season turns, and the air gets cool and crisp, you can hardly even get him out of bed anymore. For days and days, he’ll just lay in his own filth… farting, burping, and letting his armpits accumulate musk, until even he can’t take it anymore. His hair gets all long and curly, and his body-hair is like a vast jungle, just begging you to come and explore it. Despite how disgusting he is, seeing him in such a natural, masculine state turns you on.
Even in bed, he’s surrounded by food, which he’ll simply reach over and pick at whenever he so desires. He sleeps with the pile of snacks like it’s a stack of pillows, and wears the scraps and crumbs all over his hairy, soft body with pride. In his state of “hibernation” all he wants from you is belly rubs. Belly rubs when he wakes up… belly rubs to send him off to sleep… belly rubs when he’s hungry… belly rubs when his stomach is full… and belly rubs just for the hell of it. It’s something that never ends, but you love it. Feeling his taut, warm, furry belly under your palms… picking the crumbs from his body-hair and feeding them to him… breathing in his manly funk… it’s so amazing, there’s nothing quite like it.
He’s this way for roughly three months… just through the winter, until the season ends… and for those 90-ish cold days, you two are in your own wintery wonderland together. Once the season has passed though, and the spring comes, he hops up like a jackrabbit on a sugar-high, and gets shredded in no time. In the end, it’s all for the “gains.”😂
Really, this just makes me think about a few guys…
I'm so fucking obsessed with this kiss 🖤 And everytim I'm sad I think about Cam and Noel and their decision to kiss each other with tongue the way they intertwine their fingers and the way Cam pulls out his belt and kisses his neck. And then I realize that Showtime is an asshole and they cut the scene to early.
Everybody in this fucking series got an hot sex scene. Except Ian and Mickey. (If you leave the JonasBrothers aside).