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half-gone · 1 month
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If Camp Half-Blood and Camp Jupiter were to fight CHB would win. This is based solely on the fact that they actually know how to think outside the box.
They’re also crazy.
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maysinkedpages · 3 months
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it is definitely cannon that everyone at camp calls Percy "Annabeth's boyfriend". They'll be showing a new kid around the place and be like "oh yeah, that's Annabeth's boyfriend, Percy. He's also the hero of olympus, beat the god of war, and a child of poseidon or whatever."
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Can it just be canon that Percy just keeps muttering things like "Jesus" or "Christ-" or both together and Annabeth will just be like, "dude, we're Greek."
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medievalatkinson · 3 months
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delphi strawberry service 😈
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extraaa-30 · 3 months
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people think percabeth is moving too fast
no . don't you get it?
we now know how all of camp felt
For ✨👏🏼 F I V E ✨👏🏼 Y E A R S✨👏🏼
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earthravenclaw · 1 month
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Just realizing that probably at least part of Rick's motivation for making Percabeth's anniversary on Percy's birthday was that he and Becky got married on their shared birthday 😭😭😭
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modawg · 5 days
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percy would legit be one of the hardest ppl to get over if you had any type of feelings for that man
like swear you’d like be waiting for him to do smth bad or look ugly waiting for that ick and IT WOULD NEVER COMEEEE
like if you look at nico bro is SCRAPING THE BARREL for ANYTHING to dislike abt percy
percy smiles a little too bright nico has to turn away and mentally remind himself that percy was one of the last ppl to see his sister alive
rachel legit can’t like him so she probably just watches from afar and she’s chill anyway
if calypso found out percy planted that little flower she gave him and subsequently learned he liked planting and kept that flower alive in her memory??? ITD BE WRAPSSSSSSS
like percy is legit just such a good person that anytime someone has a crush on him 🙏🏼 thoughts and prayers bc that crush is haunting you for the rest of your life
ik moving to new rome is gonna kick start that too bc i feel like chb everyone’s gotten used to him yk everyone’s like “sigh there’s percy and his beautiful face and nice laugh and good morals and self sacrificing ways sigh annabeth sure is lucky love those two together tbh”
but now they’re being introduced to all these new ppl who have to learn that percy is simply percy and bro is wifed up
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turntechgaykid · 25 days
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Mischaracterizing Nico di angelo as some 'shy gay boi' instead of a teen who was raised in homophobic, early dictatorship 1924 Italy is gross.
Nico isn't shy or embarrassed about his queerness the boy has internalized homophobia, 1920s Italy was not a safe place for queer people and Nico's early experience with queer people was likely seeing them belittled, berated or abused.
I would put actual money on saying that Nico's first reaction to his own or others queerness isnt embarrassment or confusion but revulsion, fear, shame or hate for it, especially after dealing with feelings of isolation and otherness from both Camp half blood and Camp Jupiter.
He isn't some cutesy shy boy who gets flustered he's a teenager struggling to accept and understand himself after, in his formative years, most likely being told what he feels is wrong, shameful or unnatural.
(also not to mention the culture shock it would've been for him to see queerness an gayness being accepted in the 21st century and in both ancient Greek/Rome an how he'd have to rationalize that with his already made world view)
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kanej-is-superior · 26 days
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The Greeks would've easily won the Camp Jupiter vs Camp Half Blood battle. Not because of any logical, strategic reasons though. Its because they're batshit crazy
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pickafilm · 3 months
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Annabeth: What happened to your face?
Percy: Fencing injury.
Annabeth: We don’t do fencing at ca-
Percy: I was jumping a fence.
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voguesriot · 2 months
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SUNBURN ✹ luke castellan
( summary ) a social media au about chb’s fav couple (& their fav shitstirrer, aka percy jackson)
( pairing ) luke castellan x fem aphrodite cabin-coded!reader & small bits of baby percabeth
( notes ) first post ahhh!!! this was so fun to make
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♫ Ant Pile by Dominic Fike
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yourusername my bf is hot but dominic fike if u wanna hmu i can ditch him it’s no biggie 😁🫶
lukecastellan EXCUSE ME
lukecastellan you already completed your rite of passage why do you need to break my heart 😔💔
yourusername want me to kiss that bruised ego better?
lukecastellan sigh… i guess…
seaweedbrain BOOO TOMATO TOMATO BOOOOO
seaweedbrain get his ass off my screen 🤣🤣
lukecastellan sparring arena. you and me. now.
groverunderwood bros rlly beefing with a 13 yr old
seaweedbrain the typa guy to tell me to kms bcs i voted him out in roblox total drama island
clarisselarue this would’ve been so much better without the second slide
yourusername no more like content from here on out 🙅‍♀️
lukecastellan wtf???
yourusername sorry babe i don’t argue with girls who have big brown eyes, whatever she wants she’s gonna get
silenabeauregard YOU LOOK SO CUTESY
yourusername I LOVE U 🥹❤️‍🩹
chrisrodriguez lukecastellan bro ik nobody else here fw you, but i’ll always fw you 💗
lukecastellan you’re a real one bro 👊
aphroditecamper1 u guys are so cute ☹️
♫ Babydoll by Dominic Fike
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lukecastellan yeah your girl might have a general grasp on battle strategies or whatever but can she bring an oddly unsettling vibe and a cute smile to the function? DIDNT THINK SO ‼️‼️‼️
seaweedbrain put a shirt on man nobody wants to be seeing all that trust 🙏
lukecastellan i wonder if your dad would’ve stayed if you weren’t such a hater
seaweedbrain i wonder if your dad wouldn’t have become the ten dollar founding father if you mom swallowed
yourusername woah…
seaweedbrain when he goes low i go LOWER
wisegirll too far percy
seaweedbrain sorry ma’am
clarisselarue this would’ve been so much better without the second slide
lukecastellan it’s my account???
clarisselarue i stand by what i said.
chrisrodriguez yk i can bring an oddly unsettling vibe too and my ma said my smiles pretty cute so…
yourusername yeah you bring such a crazy vibe!!
chrisrodriguez now that’s just rude
yourusername tried to be a homewrecker but you got wrecked instead 🤷‍♀️
wisegirll yourusername your lashes look so good!!!!
yourusername MY BABY THANK U I LOVE U UR MY FAV PERSON EVER
clarisselarue WTF???
silenabeauregard WTF?????
seaweedbrain WTF????
lukecastellan i’m used to this by now 😔💔🥀
♫ Woman Screaming #2 by Anton Hughes
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seaweedbrain does he just not own a shirt… COVER YOUR BOOBS SIR PLEASE THERE ARE CHILDREN
lukecastellan why are you taking pics of us having a nap… fan behaviour icl
seaweedbrain i needed proof to file a police report against you for theft
lukecastellan how did you know??
seaweedbrain i was talking ab stealing my innocence but what were you thinking…
yourusername wait perce can you send me the second pic it’s so cute
yourusername send the first one too actually please
seaweedbrain pick yourself up you’re stronger than this what happened to women who stand on business 😔
yourusername i was standing!!! but then my feet hurt and he picked me up :)
seaweedbrain sigh
chrisrodriguez bros looking fine oh my gods
lukecastellan don’t matter if i’ve got a world of haters, i got you by my side
yourusername i’m just gonna leave…
clarisselarue yourusername just saying i’d never pull that shit
lukecastellan ok joke over ha ha funny
wisegirll percy this is a bit stalkerish 😭
seaweedbrain i’m sorry you’re right
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angrygirlromero · 2 months
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HEPHAESTUS GIRLS
WARNING: grammar mistakes, sexual content! MDNI
Luke Castellan had always been a good kid, always being the perfect and favorite son of Hermes, he was the best influence at camp, he was perfection in every aspect, but she wasn't.
She was a troubled child, with different worlds creeping into her mind constantly, yet she was her father's favorite but she was the most difficult, she was the only daughter of the God of craftmen.
She was the polar opposite of him, she was quiet and always kept to herself with an emotionless face, he was sunshine and laughter, and the best swords man in camp, in centuries.
That night they had been paired up to patrol together, Luke couldn't quite remember how he ended up here but he was sure that he wasn't going to forget any part of it, one minute he was having a nice conversation with the girl he had a crush on then the next he was fucking her dump on the bathroom sink.
His pupils were completely blown out, his hair was messy, while a thin coat of sweat covered his forehead as his swollen cock fucked into her little warm cunt.
Luke's groans and moans could be heard echoing in the empty bathroom along with her little moans and gasps she couldn't hold in, the soft material of her shorts rested around her ankles as Luke's hands held her bend over the bathroom sink, only her oversized camp shirt that was probably stolen from one of her brothers covered her top.
It was a risky position to be in surely, but they couldn't care less, her cunt sucked in his fat cock willingly as he thrusted harshly giving her reddened ass harsh squeezes when the pleasure was too good, his hand prints were marked all over her soft skin.
Her cunt drooled all over his cock a white ring of cum formed around the thick base as Luke threw his heads back, his orgasm coming close to it's peak.
She sobbed and moaned watching him in the mirror with watery eyes, he looked beautiful he was a mess but a pretty mess, as his hips stuttered, he had fucked her through at least two orgasms already, he let out a deep moan as he came deep inside her, finally slowing down his pace allowing him to fucked his cum deep into her.
He reached his fingers down to her clit to rub rough circles around her sensitive nub, his warm cum resting inside of her and the simulation of his finders triggering another orgasm out of her.
Luke leaned forward resting his body on her's his eyes meeting her's in the mirror, he gave her a lazy smile before placing a loving kiss to the back of her head, "You have no idea how much I've been wanting to do that" he mumbled into her hair.
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parawhore-mp3 · 3 months
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Okay but I would've folded to hades so quick. You would protect me, my mom, and my goat friend against Kronos? And I get to maybe live in this cool underworld place and play with cerberus without having to worry about the gods and their quarrels bc that's just so much drama? Bring me that pomegranate snack, I'm staying
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slobstation · 2 months
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james potter canonically being a white man should be illegal, actually it is illegal. get the fuck away from me.
(i’m coping)
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echo-stimmingrose · 10 months
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I have funny but first a quick history lesson
In Ancient Athens they had things called ostracons. Basically every year everyone would carve a name of someone they didn't like into a small stone tablet and then submit it. Then they would look at all of the ostracons and if there were too many of one person then they told that person to get tf out. They had ten days to flee Athens and couldn't come back for ten years.
So now I would like you to imagine Dionysus doing a pseudo version of this at Camp Half-blood every month because we all know he LIVES for the drama. (He's stuck there for a hundred years he might as well have some fun)
He would hand out stone tablets (it was very important to him that the names were carved don't ask why) and every person at camp would write a name.
Whoever had their name written down the most would be sent to live in a cabin in the woods for two weeks. If they survived they would be allowed to return to camp.
Mr. D always makes sure there's a crowd around to witness their walk of shame and he takes a picture of said person every month. He keeps them hung up on a wall in the big house.
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moonlit-typewriter · 3 months
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The gods: we have made Demigods. Heroes.
Chiron: you fucked up perfectly good children is what you did. Look at them. They’ve got abandonment issues
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