This isn’t Johnny discourse but it is kind of discourse about the discourse about him balding (which he isn’t).
What would it matter if he took off his hat and he was a shining beacon?? The dude canonically fucks (well not canon-canon but I feel like there’s implications of fucks-ing)!! At the most, he would be a Pitbull reference and that would be cool because good for Daisuke. Listen to Timber by Ke$ha (feat. Pitbull).
It kind of felt like they were making jokes at the expense of people loosing hair. It’s like that thing where you shouldn’t make fun of people for ‘X’ because then your friends who ‘X’ will know you think that about them.
John E is cool. I think he’s lame but he’s cool.
-A concerned Jellyfish Pirate
Idk anything about Pitbull, to be honest, but my GOD does he look like he's having the time of his life in the Timber video hahah Been a while since I heard that song...
Anyway, Johnny totally fucks. There's no way a man that toned, running around shirtless all of the time, with that slight yeehaw accent, couldn't find someone DTF with the tiniest bit of effort. He's absolutely gettin it rofl He could still get it if he was bald too, or receding.
I've complained about it on here a bit already, but yeah I don't think people making fun of Johnny because they think he's losing hair realize that a lot of people in real life are going to lose their hair as they age, and their jokes at Johnny are also jokes at these people. It's not even just an issue cis men can have either, everyone's hair thins with age, some just more (and sooner) than others. To make fun of someone, fictional or otherwise, for losing their hair is digging a trench to fill with future self loathing at one's own hair loss. And hair loss in >2023 isn't even that bad anymore!! There are so many ways to manage and style it now.
Johnny's a babe. Big fan of his "dad trying too hard to be cool but is actually somehow still really cool despite that" energy
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I'm sorry. But if you download a mod that gets rid of Teldryn's Tamriel punk look by erasing his mohawk and makes him 200 hundred years younger...your no longer cool
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bruh your italy story reminds me of when i went- when i went, i had an INSANE mohawk. like, SKIN shaved sides, good like 9in all around mohawk. i put it up one day in italy, and it was so hot and humid, it MELTED THE HOT GLUE AND IT FOLDWD INTO A RATS NEST ON MY HEADDDD
I SHOULD not be laughing the way I am, I'm so sorry 😂😂😂 Little Clear with his head covered in hot glue and a once-mohawk-now-more-of-cake 😭😭😭
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metalhead ghost who’s been in moshpits since he was a kid and is now a veteran of the scene and the self appointed look out. he keeps an eye out for anyone falling or passing out, kicks the shit out of anyone crowd killing or putting their hands where they shouldn’t
and he’s been keeping an eye on the punk in the kilt since he saw him throw himself headfirst into the wall of death
he looks like the type to start shit - loud and aggressive as anyone else here but a punk doesn't end up at a metal show for no reason - but there's also something niggling at him that he's gonna end up getting himself hurt. and ghost can’t tell if he’s going to do it on purpose
if he does, ghost needs to know. he uses these places as an escape - the music, the violence, the community - always has and he knows all to well how easily an escape can curdle and become destructive. he’s seen too many people lost to the darker parts of the scene, almost lost himself to it; he doesn’t want it to happen to anyone else if he can help it
so when he sees the punk sweating his mohawk off, his movements becoming looser and uncoordinated, he has no issues with yanking him out of the pit and pulling him away from the crowd; pushing him up against the venue wall and ordering him to open his mouth
the glaze that falls over his eyes concerns him even as he obediently lets his mouth fall open. he was right; the punk’s severely dehydrated, tongue and gums far to pale and along with the look in his eyes, he half-thinks he’s about to drop
he reflexively tightens his hold on his jaw to keep him up and the punk shivers, a flush creeping up his neck. an almost confused arousal joins the haze in his eyes and ghost smirks beneath his mask
looks like metal shows aren’t the only thing the punk is new to
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yo question: what do you think.......about ghostsoap? i ~personally~ think its dope esp cuz of all of their banter throughout mw2, ESPECIALLY in the las almas mission, but i know that it might not be everyones cup of tea.........but what do YOU think? (no judgement btw if you hate it with every fiber of your being, im just curious <3)
i do be givin the ghostsoap tag the ol peekaroo every once in a while u got me
yeah i fuck with it! as far as war hardened traumatized emotionally constipated grown ass men go i think they got good chemistry 👌😤 and i was giggling kicking my feet twirling my hair at the dumb back n forths they did in the alone mission sksksksk
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i don’t even go trigun but i hate the new designs so much like not even vash him i can stand i just think that they like made one of the women look like she was 12 and then took out the i think butch idk i don’t go here one completely from the new show whenever i see gifs of the one whose i’m p sure is meant to be an adult woman w like a baby model it just pisses me off . what the hell was going on there i hate it
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