#can go eat a pussy

[obsob]

the accolade ( the...the cat-olade...)

#mine #original #i cannot even begin to explain the anguish. the torment. this drawing has brought me #and i STILL dont like it. i simply cant work on it any longer i cant i cant. i must be rid of it #eating drywall as we speak #you want to know how many weeks ive worked on this. THREE. ALMOST. #you want to know how long my other cat drawings take me ?? 3 days absolute MAX #anyway. begon foul creature etc #i havent left extremely long tags for a long while hello everyone good lord there are many of you #we are going stratford this weekend very exciting #its going to be a little chilly and i want to take my new coat with me but issue its not chilly right now so i cant wear it onto the train #i do not think. i can. stuff it into my suitcase i dont think that will happen #i am sure i will figure it out #also. no longer vegan . eggs have won me over. egg egg egg. #im having to restrain myself SO hard from buying more wool i want a shawl i want a shawl #i want more cute DRESSES why are nice comfy dresses 10000£ #i look on vinted and its like dresses for popping your pussy in like not. the vibe im going for thank u #anyway. im going to eat crackers now

[copias-juicebox]

His military outfit please.

#the military jacket is even worse #If i ever see someone cosplaying that outfit i am going to fuck them. #i‘d suck a dick or eat pussy idk if you are man or woman #and i mean that i am going to seduce them.. or just ask if we can have sex right on the spot #the last one is my fav because of his cake and cute lil kick #ghost band #ghost #papa emeritus #tobias forge #ghesties #myedit #ghost sweden #papa emeritus iv #copia #the band ghost #ghost bc

[sk3l3t0n444]

i feel like everybody hates me, but especially those who i look up to...i feel like a little kid again...looking up to those who only look down upon me, instead of picking me up and embracing me.

#i just feel like nobody fucking likes me...like everybody secretly hates me and are actively trying to make me feel bad about myself #like i know that probably isnt true...but its the only thing that make sense #like no matter what i do everybody seems to leave me alone in my own little bubble... #everybody has their little groups with their little friends...but i dont...im the one who is a small member of multiple groups... #and that gets me left in the fucking dust #i just want to belong somewhere...i change and adapt to hopefully become a part of some group but it never works #i just want someone to hold me and tell me itll be ok...and that people dont actually hate me... #ykw if you fucking hate me you can tell me anons are on...i just wanna know im not the crazy one here... #im just trying to fit it so much that ive lost myself...who am i and who is what ive become? #i try and be friendly...and hope that i get accepted somewhere but they never really care... #im like the last kitten left in the cardboard box...all the others were cuter and healthier and now nobody wants me #nobody wanted me from the start...and now im all alone #idfk #i would do anything for a hug rn #since january shit has been going downhill...died...moved...gone...and then i had some people who cared and then it all fell apart again... #i just want to belong somewhere ffs...i want to be able to have friends...not just people who tolerate me... #i would rather have one friend that 10 people who tolerate me #idfk...im going to go eat ice cream until i cant feel any emotions anymore... #if i wasnt a pussy i would be stealing my parents alcohol...they already dont like when i eat... #or maybe i shouldnt eat...then maybe someone would love me...idfk...i just want to feel loved and secure and like i fucking belong

[delugguk]

just saw a video. jungkook would look so hot eating pussy. fuck.

#it’s going to be the highlight of my next story. #but he isn’t eating pussy tho #sleepy kook is just.. so cute #but hot too.. #mm… #him. #I can do a thing or two.

[abstractmelons]

trting to wathc any movje is impossible because all i think about it how its not there will be blood and thst i cant watch there will be blood for the first time again and i just dont care unless its there will be blood and im reading every screenplay the final filming screenplay an early draft i want to eat this movie consume it i want to marry it

#my nonsense #all i can think abt is that #daniel plainview eats pussy canon #daniel day lesis a coward? did they even contemplate filmin it? was it filmedv did they rhn lut of time #did they decicde it no longer fit? #i need to knkw #k am also intlxicTed and think im going to tthrow ip #if i die of alcohol posioning from vomiting in my sleep ki will be so amd #so if i die let the world know that i want daniel day lewis to come to my funeral as daniel plainview and call me a daggor #faggorrrr #thats my makeaaish #goddd i want o fornjcate with this movie #k want daniel plainview ro do unspeakavle things to me in the mus #i wish i was getting slapped around mud in mouth mewling #whjle he starddles over me #ljke #they had sex there #that aas gY sex #j need to sleep #fuck

[fractallogic]

"oh you're getting distracted writing your ~romance novel~?? oh yeah??? is there good stuff happening??? hope you're writing in private!!!"

"oh hell yeah the hockey lore is fucking great"

"isn't this a romance novel"

"well, it's a hockey romance novel. hang on, I need to learn everything wikipedia can tell me about collegiate and minor league hockey"

"what about—"

"what are the typical goaltending stats for a good collegiate goalie"

"don't you need to show they're attracted to each other at some point"

"ugh fine"

#he's going to be drowning in pussy but not yet #in that 'also...' he asks siri what boston cream pie is because he's finnish and that's the ice cream flavor they picked #listen i have no better meet-cute than at a grocery store where they go for the same pint of ice cream #and he fantasizes about eating her out and getting his head squeezed off #and has to calm the fuck down by thinking about the flavors of chips he's going to buy instead #anyway now i've spent enough time on this so that i can go take a covid test #and see whether i get to go to the gym and continue working on my thighs to squeeze scone's head off

[letstalkaboutfandomsbaby]

Look i get it, what you eat doesn't affect how your pussy tastes, whatever, BUT LISTEN i don't see how different chemical combinations cant affect your taste like what you eat can affect your blood and your urine but it can't affect your cum?? That sounds ridiculous and i personally think there needs to be more research done on this subject

#☀️ shitposts #im going to be honest with yall: i believe pussy tastes sweeter when you eat natural sugars #like a shit load of fruit like more than the daily recommended dose #i think drinking a shitload of water makes your pussy taste like water #and i think intaking a lot of salt makes your pussy salty #i don't think pussy can be affected by small changes in diet #but if you are eating 3+ cups of fruit a day then i personally believe your pussy is gonna taste sweeter

[toastsnaffler]

when there are butches at thr climbing gym 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

#shouldve tried to talk to them... but they had headphones on and looked in the zone and i probs looked the same + im feeling antisocial #NEXT WEEEKKKK im gonna go to the queer climbing social and im going to make friends and thats a FACT #i didnt wanna go this week cuz i havent been in like 2 months what if i embarrass myself in front of someone hot. #and thats their FIRST IMPRESSION of me like look at this loser. if they cant top a v2 how are they gonna top me huh #jkjk ik theyre all abilities + beginner friendly + also its a climbing gym im there for business not pussy #anyway that was fun even if im v out of practice. working out rly makes.me feel like a real person #my shoes are still killing me tho 😭😭 theyre fine for a couple climbs then i start losing circulation + have to take them off inbetween #but it can take 5-6 sessions to break them in fully and ive only been twice w them #they def help w grip tho like my footwork on small holds is wayyy more confident so fingers crossed ill be aceing v3s soon #ANYWAY taking the train home + showering + eating + then me + my roomie r gonna watch drive B-) #.diaries #i have so much chalk. in my hair