#can i chop it up again

[hellspawnmotel]

even after settling down, theyre pretty cautious.....

.......it doesnt last long

#princess tutu #princess tutu spoilers #ahiru #fakir #fakiru #art tag #my anime straight couple ever. nobody is doing it like them #anyway i know theres not a lot of reasons to think the 'confessing love = disappearing' rule still applies post-canon #but ahiru being human again necessitates that there are still reality-warping powers at work #and it's because of drosselmeyer that she was ever human in the first place so i can see them being nervous about it #also this is an aside but i picture after fakir writes ahiru back into a girl they kinda have to flee gold crown town #to avoid fakir getting his hands chopped up by cultists and everything yknow #they settle down somewhere else in the german countryside with a little village nearby and have a simple life #ahiru keeps practicing ballet and fakir keeps writing and theyre happy :)

[sqlmn]

Lightning, water, and fire! Like forever before the plot starts. By the time the plot starts, the lightning and fire deities have been subjected to punishment by the two gods that picked them.

Oh (the fire deity) is first to be punished. They basically decide that since they're going to live for a long time, gotta set some long time goals! And they opt to be the wrath of the gods since most of the other deities are too 'soft' in their opinion. So Oh just. Smites humans. This isn't really a /good/ thing and in their defense mentally, they do it to help Ymber since he's the softest of them all. So their punishment by the gods is to be split in two, effectively halving the power of one into two. (Now they are in a male and a female body and use both male and female pronouns apart since they together make they but apart it feels weird to be they. But prior to the split they use they/them. Also the split bodies go by the names Ohiwe and Ohime.)

Fulj is the second to be punished. She falls in love with a mortal woman and that is a crime according to the gods. Mortals and immortals are not to be together and it will only bring suffering to both sides. So her punishment is her memories of the woman are stripped and her body basically broken to the point she can't remain physical all the time.

Ymber, unfortunately, is the one who blames himself for the discoveries and punishments. If he had only tried to restrain Oh more then maybe they would have chilled out and stopped before being punished. If he had only tried to persuade Fulj to not continue seeing the mortal woman so often perhaps she wouldn't have been punished. So he's just increasing the guilt on his shoulders every day that he remains unpunished since the elder gods have both laid down to rest. They can't enforce their laws anymore and none of the deities are keen on harming one another at this point. They just want to continue existing in peace.

#the daily life of a deity sucks #and then ymber falls in love with a human and is like welp this sucks and i understand fulj now #i also would have accepted the punishment for this #and fulj doesnt even remember the woman she was punished for and doesnt remember how she was before #so she is like hey ymber please just go and kiss the weird human i dont even like him but youre being mean by not kissing him #and ymber is just having the worst time of his life being encouraged by someone who used to be so happy #who he also encouraged to be happy once upon a time #also ohiwe and ohime pop up in the water city to bully ymber sometimes but its still in the way of #dude we like you please grow a spine its been a thousand years please grow a backbone and tell us to piss off #and he never tells them to piss off #also fulj has a long braid here but you cant really see it #and she loves to braid ymbers hair and he gets to braid hers when shes giggling and chatting about love #and a short while after the punishment fulj chops the braid off and ymber is like welp my friend is officially gone #and then he cuts his own hair and leaves to go develop his city alone in seclusion #and he sometimes just cuts it really short because hes still sad and soggy and thinks of fulj braiding his hair #and then she shows up one day when hes debating how long its getting and she smiles #and tells him he looks good with longer hair #so he kinda keeps it a messy short then it gets to be medium and he decides he can survive with medium but he couldnt do long again #but once again fulj is the reason for his life choices (and guilt) #also before anyone asks yes all the deities have a collar #its very important actually that they are collared its lore information thanks #and for what it matters - after oh is split both forms are just as tall #theres just two of them at half power but they are both tall

[ruthytwoshakes]

cicadas are fun to eat if you are an animal , or a person, nom nom nom crunch crunch. They only come out every couple of decades though, so you’re gonna have to wait a long time before you can see them again. Gorge yourself until then. Decorate your windowsills with their shells, record their buzzing to listen to while you sleep. Don’t forget, you can’t forget. okay bye.

#tf2 #sniper tf2 #tf2 sniper #tf2 fanart #fem fortress #butch fortress #futch fortress?? #somebody needs to get on that #pin up #you get it #cus they’re gonna pin her up to the wall #like a bug #that’s why she’s so scared ooooooo oh no I hope she runs away very fast so she does not get dried out and put in a collection case!! #daffys drawings #y’all ever think about the bugs you grew up with and how you’ll never see them again because I do that a lot #SEND ME BACK TO THE STICKS SEND ME BACK TO THE STICKS PLEASE ILL TAKE GOOD CARE OF IT!!! #you can take the butch out of the country (not for long) #but you can’t take the country out of the butch. I want to chop wood for the fireplace again. Why is there so many buildings everywhere.

[moeblob]

So uh. Eventually I'll stop drawing these guys so obsessively but not today I guess.

(DND AU where it's just these two, Brent, and Paul on a life mission to annoy Chris the GM by having the pact of "we're only here for Karen's benefit")

Karen is a warlock, Right is a cleric, Paul is a paladin, and Brent is a bard (so he can use bardic inspiration on Karen).

#my characters #fun fact i was watching a trio of streamers do tier lists and i saw them do a tier list about their streamer friends #and they all voted on how the person would die in dnd and the funniest thing to come out of it imo #was the difference of SELF SACRIFICE and under it FORCIBLY SACRIFICED #like who would take one for the team willingly and who would be disposed of with majority vote #then they added an executed for their crimes spot under that so while they were debating some guy they settled on #he was the one that initiated most of the forcibly sacrificed ideas and that means he was eventually executed for his crimes #which ... was really funny to distinguish #the point is thats karen in this non existent campaign #she is here to mess people up and then use her allies as scape goats and they all just go well that sucks peace out im on the chopping bloc #and chris is getting more and more distressed over the fact YOU GUYS CAN LITERALLY TALK YOUR WAY OUT OF IT #but they really dont talk their way out of it like he wants #they instead are like ok cool so im gonna pretend like i didnt see karen kill that guy #and shes like i mean it was an accident i didnt MEAN to kill THAT guy #which is why they all vote to not see it and not bring it up RIP that guy #i saved this canvas as A WARLOCK AND HER CLERIC #which is honestly fitting #anyway i wanna draw fanart again at some point but my joy is stored in the ocs rn #i dont play dnd i just listen to one person talk to me about dnd and thats enough #oops i fell in love

[deankarolina]

end of the year means I’m thinking very important thoughts obviously

and it’s attempting to decide if i should get into knife throwing or axe throwing next year

#knives are smaller but axes i’m very intrigued by #alternative option I just buy a really nice axe and have fun wood chopping again and i get into knife throwing #alt alt option I see if i can find the materials cheap enough so i can build myself a mini forge and I drop money on that #and craft my own throwing knives #hmmm many options many thoughts #alt alt option my dumb brain forgets and i end up doing none of it #the current knives I have are not very throwable #I mean i could throw them but they’re not made for that #ramblings

[curiosity-killed]

I never get why people are so hung up on me cutting my own hair (or, generally, any significant hair cut) like. It is hair. It will grow. That is kind of Its Thing. Why are you acting like I’m doing experimental heart surgery in my bathroom

#my sister is the worst for this which goes back mostly to a lot of her #seeming to think/act like I am an extension of her rather than being an autonomous person with my own damn body and mind #but my mom and friends are also opposed and weird about it #and am like bro #my hair grows quite fast #also 99% of the time it is up #so even if I mess up it’s easy to hide #AND if I rlly fuck it up I can get it cropped again and it will still look cute #everyone take a breath and remember #it’s my own damn body #personal #anyway I chopped some inches tonight and had a lovely little spa night

[chronicallyadhdexmo]

back pain hell from spending all day putting together a battle vest. it’s a pretty good beginning but jesus christ the slouching is not my bestie.

#parker talks #i wanted to start wearing my old battle jacket again but it’s summer so #I chopped up an old denim jacket and put a bunch of can tabs #diy patches #safety pins #and an old chain necklace my friend didn’t want on it #slat but like uughhh #chronic pain is not friendly to me #bee having dizzy spells too and forgetting to eat because of hyper focus is also not my friend

[nerosdayinanime]

as much as i love his design i fucking CANT draw his expressions as exaggerated as i want to an its v frustrating

#kny sabito #sabito #fratboy sabito posting #neros art tag #halloween au #left side of his smile is limited bc his cheek scar and the right side is so wide he shows off his gums. like yk how when dogs/wolves snarl #they show off their gums that bit? he can only do that on the one side and he does it a lot #excited angry happy(he doesnt know how to smile 'normally') etc otherwise he creepy empty stare or scowl #Labyrinth (OOMPH!) came on and i started thinking of giyuu finding him in the labyrinth again #he literally had to fight for his fucking life. sabito wasnt being defensive he was going for the KILL. dead silent snapping jaws trying #to tear his armor off. giyuu tried to do the neck chop to knock him out but it only made him drop before getting back up a little #disoriented before he shook it off completely and kept trying to kill him. reinforcements came and darted him so they could actually #get him out and give him a medic check #the kitsune arm is way stronger than the rest of him #with that in mind actually he probably woulve broke giyuus arm or something. m gonna add that #also i genuinely didnt try with his smile in that second one i just wanted to get the general shape/idea/whatever bc i couldnt get it #how i wanted :(

[trashmuis]

Ok so I do really like when people draw Bubba Sawyer blushing through his mask. It's very cute. And it's an obvious way of showing it.

But also... I really like the actual thought of him blushing... where you can't see anything through the mask obviously, and he's hot af under it and it's so uncomfortable for him bc it's just like an oven in Texas as it is, which would only make that worse, so if you could see in through the holes at all, he's oh so red and flustered. Like some of the few indications of him blushing is if you can somehow see when he moves his head at the right angle, or if he pulls at the mask slightly to make it less hot, or when he kind of makes a noise and you can just tell by his mouth - either bc of him somewhat smiling a little or how he kind of nervously licks his teeth and lips - he's really happy or giddy.

Okay but also also, Bubba is super readable through his body language anyway - he doesn't simply stand there, emotionless, usually. Leatherface can be very animated and you can tell what he's kinda thinking pretty easily I feel like?? Or at least you can get a general idea of what might be there. Sure, he can stare blankly, but that's when he's head empty and he has to focus on the job at hand or he is kind of just going through the motions. When he has a single thought in his head though, he does try to express it. It's strained and difficult for him to talk any kind of normally, being basically non-verbal, so he resorts to big displays of emotion though every action. Hell, he screeches all the time at heightened emotion.

(rq I remember the very first time I watched the first movie and how I was actually taken back and was like aw omg what it's like he has anxiety about these people he just killed being in his house and it like stresses him out?? He's almost worried someone else is going to show up, and he's waiting for his family to get home because he's all alone and doesn't like that these people came in and surprised him, so when he just sits down and puts his head in his hands I actually felt like I could understand his thoughts a little. Especially so, after we meet his family and see how they treat him. And don't get me started on the second movie with how you can see his visible confusion with how he just kind of nods and shakes his head and shrugs a lot. And the moments when he is joyful and concerned and conflicted and curious - they each have a reaction and distinct movement. They definitely made him act things out more in the 2nd one, but it felt like the same character.)

Anyway, I mean, if he isn't babbling incoherently, squealing loudly, or making any other sounds, he's twiddling his fingers together or touching his hands to his mask, or holding his arms to himself. He also paces and fidgets and rocks in place. Like any of those things would be a huge tip off if something was making him blush. I just really like all those small details too, in actuality.

..... I know you can't draw this stuff as easily, but I like to think about it, y'know, just... practically.

#ok so I like to think about Bubba Sawyer... i dont know why...... i just like him..... #my husband says my favorite character has to be Chop Top bc i talk about him all the goddamn time but Bubba and Chop are kinda tied for me #I like them in very different ways bc of what they are #Chop Top is an insane goofy feral dirty manic killer hippie and Bubba is a simple ND anxious big strong unkempt brutal country boy #Nubbins is in 2nd place and Drayton's 3rd for favs #(I can talk a lot about the cook and hitchhiker if you let me tho...) #anyway. dont mind me... just overthinking about Leatherface again. i dont always talk a lot about him actually but i have a lot of thoughts #if this blows up for any reason im gonna be embarrassed as fuck hope u guys know that #tcm #Leatherface #Bubba Sawyer #Texas Chainsaw Massacre #The Texas Chainsaw Massacre #horror #movies

[camellcat]

why do the Hales keep being burned alive? it's so tragically funny. like, really? c'mon man ahahaha

#rewatching s6 #there goes Peter... again. lol #that's 3 times now? #Derek got his one and only in the movie if I'm to believe what everyone says #I think the only Hale who didn't bloody burn was Laura #which was only because Peter chopped her up #and Cora ig #but they forgot about her so #like can we not do ANYTHING else #you HAD to choose burning alive? #cackling #peter hale #derek hale #teen wolf

[nomaishuttle]

ohhh fml i was like maybe i cn stya up a bit late after all its weekend tomorrow. no it fucking isnt today was thursday i have work tmrw everything is evil always

#gonna get ready 4 bed ig.. i wanna try n wake up at ermm 545 bc ive been sleeping in far too much and ive barely been brushing my teeth in #the mornings ive mostly just been doing mouthwash #aughhh idk why my body is being so dire today my thighs r doing the incredibly weak and fatigued thing again. i feel like that tweet thats #like im probably nonbinary but i have a job so idc abt that rn but its i probably have some undiagnosed physical disorders but i live in a #garage so idc abt that rn #idk. its been going on for a couple years but its been getting worse to the point i can barely move my legs when it happens #that and then my limbs have been falling asleep very quickly even when theres nothing thyat would like. im not laying on them or anything #ill just be walking or something arms at my sides and one or both will get rly bad pins and needles #and it rly sucks and is weird. but again i live in a fucking garage so it is fr the least of my worries #like rn at my computer typing my arm isnt resting on anything or having any pressure put on it and my hand is falling asleep. UGH #it has been happening a ton with my hands i get this weirxd sensation in my wrist/palm zone that like. idk #its weird and i should prolly get it checked out but i dont have a dr rn and like. worst case scenario i chop my arms off and either surviv #and have a good story or i die and dont have to go to work anymore. so

[six-of-ravens]

got proper sleep last night, woke up full of energy, got groceries despite the horrible roads, and now I am going to make slow cooker chicken with the fancy seasoning my aunt got me and clean the apartment while relistening to taz balance. IDK WHERE THE ENERGY AND GOOD VIBES CAME FROM BUT I WILL RIDE THIS WAVE AS LONG AS POSSIBLE!

#i think my brain just finally gave up. like a child who temper tantrums so hard they fall asleep #anyway time to go clean up the kitchen so I can chop veggies #also i got some MASSIVE carrots at the grocery store today they're like A FULL FOOT LONG! maybe longer idk im Canadian #anyway i redownloaded tumblr to procrastinate so time to delete it again and actually do things

[bigboymoozz]

Every time o research things to learn abt my brothers new type one diabetes diagnosis I have vivid flashbacks to how he looked when we were loading him into the car to go to the er and I start having a panic attack

#mark says #t1d #t1diabetic #and then i feel guilty bc i need to learn to help as much as i can #but i wanna puke bc my brains telling me hes gonna go into dka and almost die again #and wtf do you do overnight?? do yiu just load up on insulin and hope nothing crazy happens? #why cant he be type two like my grandmas. #like its still diabetes yes but its at least pill controlled (sometimes) #im literally on a t2d medication for my pcos (metformin) and it makes me shit my brains out. my grandma is too. also makes her shit her #brains out #but at least it isnt insulin #chop chop find a cure docs and sciences #hope he can get a pump #did expensive reserch on pancreatic transplant bc before i knew it was dead donors only i was fully abt to #give him half lf mine like a kidney 💀 #but yeah hes in the icu.

[labyrynth]

i cannot stress this enough:

nie mingjue tried to kill jin guangyao, both before and after he died, but nmj’s reasons for trying to kill jgy never included “jin guangyao killed him.”

nmj never knew that jgy played a part in his death.

he was generally paranoid, but there is no indication that he had any real, concrete information about anything jgy was dealing with. nmj never actually knew anything about what jgy was doing.

he did not know that jgy had done anything to the music, and he had no reason to believe that the progression of his qi instability was anything other than natural. we don’t see any indication that he even acknowledged that it was getting worse.

moreover, nmj tried to kill jgy multiple times BEFORE he died, even before jgy started playing for him. even after jgy was playing for him, what finally set off nmj’s fatal qi deviation was not, in fact, the revelation that jgy was trying to kill him, but overhearing jgy’s private comment to xichen that nmj was treating jgy poorly. that was what sent him into his fatal, paranoid rage.

#mdzs #mdzs talk #nie mingjue #jin guangyao #meta #does this count as a meta? it’s more of a PSA. like. it’s indisputably canon that nmj DID NOT KNOW bc if he DID then jgy would just be dead #like if nmj thought that jgy was actually trying to kill him he would have just straight up killed jgy #if nmj somehow not only knew that jgy was trying to kill him but also that it was specifically the MUSIC?? #like what he’s just gonna sit there and be like ‘ah damn he’s trying to poison me again :/‘ #‘too bad there’s literally nothing i can do like getting up and leaving or kicking him out’ #like???? lmfao???????? #anyway fanfic writers i’m looking at you #none of this deus ex “da-ge’s spirit tells us exactly who killed him and how’ bullshit #like even assuming such a thing were possible (which canonically it’s explicitly NOT) they all saw him qi deviate!! #like idk about you but if a dude has heart disease and his family has a history of early death due to complications from heart disease #and like especially if all he’s doing to curb it is like. idk cutting down on sodium. but not taking meds or lowering stress or anything. #if a guy like that has a heart attack and dies like. ur gonna have a hard time claiming that he was murdered #especially if he died literally attempting to murder the guy you claim supposedly murdered him (even though he died of a heart attack) #ngl even the fact that nmj’s body was all chopped up and even JGY HAVING HIS HEAD isn’t really substantial evidence that jgy killed him #bc let’s be real: even if jgy hadn’t done anything nmj probably STILL would have tried to kill him. #if you have the corpse of a dude who fucking hated your guts and tried to kill you multiple times coming after you??? #yeah you’d be kind of justified in taking the necessary measures to keep yourself safe #also i feel like one question we don’t ask enough is how tf jgy even got nmj’s body to begin with?? #he died in the unclean realm and presumably huaisang oversaw his burial?? was nmj ALREADY going after jgy??? #anyway #mxtx talk

[homosexual-fanfiction]

okay theoretically .. if you were to look at the word count for a chapter.. how many words do you think would make you say "this is too fucking long"

#extremely unsure as to weather i should chop this up yet again cus . i maybe sort of really rushed the planning near the end #when i was drafting everything out at the beginning of november #because i REALLY wanted to start writing but now i am paying for it by having to wrestle with these last few chapters #i think if i did break it up #i have an idea of where i would do so. but then i think i would end up with like a long chapter and then a shorter chapter and then a long #chapter again? #i want to give everything the space to have the attention it deserves and its looking like i might have to split this and make it 12 chapte #chapters if i want that tumblr can you please stop putting error messages over my tags while im trying to type. you bitch #anyways #all that is just to say i'm curious what everyone's opinion would be on what would constitute too long of a chapter #cus right now im thinking if it breaks 10k i'll find a place to break it up #but i'm interested to hear other opinions #i could have said that a lot more concisely instead of having an essay in the tags but u kno #btw NONE OF THIS MEANS ANYTHING IS READY SOON. just incase. i dont want to get anyone's hopes up on accident i think this chapter might tak #take a hot second here to write like i have chunks of it done and i know what i want to happen but i'm going to have to beat at it a lot to #make it happen smoothly #soooooooo be patient with me #for the sake of having a good chapter to read <3 instead of a rushed one <3 thankies <3 #not an update

[giddlygoat]

playing the accordion is great. i can’t wait to find new ways to play it, too. my teacher is big on folk music and european styles, which i also very much enjoy, but i am excited to test the limits of this instrument. i want to see if i can make nin style melodies sound good on this thing lol.

the accordion has such a unique and diverse sound, and it’s my hope that as i sharpen my skills i can find interesting ways to apply it to music that would not typically be paired with the accordion. one of my favorite things to see is when people mix up genres and create their own styles with music, and as far as i’m concerned, anything goes. i can’t wait until i’m familiar enough with the instrument to start using it in my own electronic music !!

#thoughts #accordion posting #UREGH i not long ago found an incredible accordion cover of alone again (naturally) which is one of my favorite songs. it inspired me a lot #the accordion has such a warm and harmonious sound i want to make it sound heavy and unsettled #or see if i can chop it up and turn it into synths or something. the accordion is SO COOL #i’m so serious btw if anyone wants to infodump about music theory or music in general. hmu 🤙