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rideeonstyles · 2 years
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God i just wanna be done
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meaningtotellyou · 11 months
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my resell twitter selling only one metlife when i need two
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the world is like a fucking pineapple. prickly on the outside, and i don’t know what the hell is on the inside because i have never tasted one and neither have the other mental people here. we haven’t tasted the good part because it doesn’t even exist. life is prickly on the outside but still looks good until you enter it. it’s full of shit and sucks for everyone because no one has lived. no one has succeeded on their dreams, no one has tasted life and that’s because Sponge Bob is living in the inside of the pineapple. taking up all the space and you’re afraid to tell him to get the hell out because it is your time to shine. no one has lived because the pineapple has never been opened.
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davidjohnlemahieu · 2 years
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foot/toe injury can i die
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nottefierr · 1 year
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Me to all the people who make smexual artwork for the Undertale Sans AU
Nobody wanna see yo Sans fetishes
>;(
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yay intrusive thoughts...
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duvidha-mp3 · 2 years
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i was just reading up on the rules for the entrance exam and... what...i’m not allowed to bring any stationery apparently? not even a pen so i’m assuming they’ll provide it? i can’t bring a water bottle, not even a clear one, unless i’m diabetic. so i guess i’ll just die of thirst for the 5 hours i’m in there unless they provide water. i can’t bring any type of watches and i’ll have to rely on their cues to know how much time i have left. which..why would you do that for an exam that gives like a minute for each question?? i guess each room would have a clock but you want me to squint and read analogue now? in the middle of an exam where every second is precious? also i can’t wear shoes i have to wear sandals and i can’t wear loose clothes with full sleeves. like ok 
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stuckinherdreamss · 1 year
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everyday there is an itching feeling that.
i don’t have enough time.
not for anything i want to accomplish. my youth is slipping away from me and soon i’ll just be stuck in life i don’t want bc i didn’t have time to become good at anything i want to be.
i want to great or nothing
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wetslug · 2 years
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was being tested on my proficiency w appendix today at school and i literally dropped it on the floor
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greelin · 9 days
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6’2 and standing at the front of the crowd is crazy. you already have an advantage just by being alive brother. blocking out all the sunlight. life on the forest floor, withering away
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parlaypeach · 11 months
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Hmmm i disagree with you but i could not possibly wade through the cranberry bog of my mind to verbalize why
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blueskittlesart · 7 days
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sharing mana
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utilitycaster · 4 months
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"why should I get invested in shows if they'll just get canceled" I was deeply invested in Heroes (2006) and it was not canceled, it just got really terrible. I also got really invested in the sandwich I had a few weeks ago despite it only lasting like 15 minutes. You must embrace the ephemeral. You must be willing to love things that may not love you back, that might betray you, or that may die an untimely death. As the great philosopher Mr. Mitchell Lee Hedberg said "I'm not gonna stop doing something because of what happens at the end."
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inkskinned · 6 months
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what is with men being mad any time a woman raises her voice where did that even come from. someone posted a video of a small electrical explosion, and the top comment was of course the woman screams. the second comment is women try not to scream challenge, level impossible. i had to go back and watch the video again. there is, somewhat fainty, a little gasp emitted off-camera, more of a yelp than a scream. it is mostly lost in the crack of the explosion. afterwards, you hear her voice, shaken, say, are you okay?
i am helping one of my friends train her voice pitch lower, because she wants to be taken seriously at work. she and i do each other's nails and talk about gender roles; and how - due to our appearance - neither of us have ever been able to be "hysterical" in public. we both appear young and sweet and feminine. she is cisgender, and cannot use her natural voice in her profession because people keep saying she appears to be "vapid". we both try to figure out if our purposeful voice lowering is technically sexist. is it promoting something when you are a victim to it?
a storm almost sends a pole through a car window. in the dashcam, you can hear the woman passenger say her partner's name twice, crying out in alarm. she sounds terrified. in the comments, she is lambasted for her lack of calm. how is that even fucking helping?
in high school, i taught myself to have a lower voice. i had been recorded when i was genuinely (and righteously) upset; and i hated how my voice sounded on the phone speakers when it was played back. i was defending my mom, and my voice cracked with emotion. it meant i was no longer winning the argument: i was just shrieking about it.
girls meet each other after a long summer and let out a little joyful scream. this usually stops around 12-14, because people will not tolerate this display of affection (as it has the effect of being passingly annoying). something about the fact that little girls can't ever even be annoying. we are trained to examine each part of our lives (even joy) for anything that could make us upsetting and disgusting. they act like teenage girls are breaking into houses and shrieking you awake at 3 in the morning. speaking as a public school educator: trust me, it's not that bad, you can just roll your eyes and move on. it does not compare to the ways boys end up being annoying: slurs in graffiti, purposefully mocking your body, following you after you said no. you know, just boy things.
there's another video of a man who is not allowed to yell in the house, so he snaps his fingers when he's excited about soccer. the comments are full of angry men, talking about how their brother is unfairly caged. let him express himself and this is terrible to do to someone. eventually the couple has to address it in a second video: they are married with a newborn baby. he was trying not to wake the infant up. there is no comment on the fact women are not allowed to yell indoors. or the fact that it could have been really alarming or triggering for his wife. sometimes i wonder if straight men even like women, if they even enjoy being in relationships with them.
for the longest time, i hated roller coasters because it always felt inappropriate and uncomfortable for me to scream. one of my friends called me on it, said it was unusual i'm so unwilling. i had to go to my therapist about it. i don't like to scream because i was not raised in a safe situation, and raising my voice would have brought unsafe attention towards me. even when i am supposed to scream, it feels shameful, guilty. i was not treated kindly, so i lack a basic form of self-protection. this is not a natural response. it is not good that in a situation of high adrenaline - i shut up about it.
something very bad is happening, i think. in between all the beauty standards and the stuff i've already discussed - this one feels new and cruel in a way i can't quite express. yes, it's scary and silencing. but there's something about how direct it is - that so many men agree with the sentiment that women should never yell, even in an emergency - it feels different.
is the word shriek gendered automatically? how about shrill or screech? in self defense class, one of the first things they tell you is to yell, as loud and as shrilly as you can. they say it will feel rude. most women will not do this. you need to practice overcoming the social pressure and just scream.
most women do not cry out, even when it's bad. we do not report it. we walk faster. we do not make a scene. what would be the point of doing anything else? no matter what we do, we don't get taken seriously. it is a joke to them. an instagram caption punchline. we have to present ourselves as silent, beautiful, captivating - "valuable."
a woman is outside watching her kids when someone throws a firecracker at them. she screams and runs towards her children. in the comments, grown men flock together in the thousands: god. women are so annoying.
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boob-verified · 4 months
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What I hate the most is when they hand me my deformed babies I wrote like 5 months ago and tells to fix it
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freitag1607 · 3 months
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1.05 / Battle of the Labyrinth
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