#can we all collectively write hcs abt him

[teabreakpancakes]

GENSHIN SAGAU Headcanons

hopping on because @mirology explained lmao, why HCs only? too lazy to write rn, ill do it tmrw or some other day, this is the old SAGAU btw, not the one wherein they're the creator n shi

Genre: Fluff

the characters become concerned with how much space the game is taking up so nahida ends up tampering with the code so you have more storage

rlly appreciates the fact that you still do your commissions and farm despite it being 1am alr, especially since you have school/work

you have more crystalflies than usual, not that you notice, but diluc collects the ones at dawn winery for you, albedo collects the ones he comes across in dragonspine and in general, they all just, collect the crystalflies they see

they argue about who deserves the good weapons lmao: beidou subtly flaunts her feats when the claymore users talk abt it, diluc acts like he's done with em but he also acts like he's most deserving of it, eula is indifferent but when they try taking hers, she gets defensive, you gave it to her, why do they get a say in it?. Meanwhile, itto is ranting abt how he obviously deserves it, chongyun is just silent but he does want the weapon too, dori is rich enough to buy anything, xinyan wants it too and sayu is just, tired why claymore? i love claymore

they're concerned abt your health, have you seen how tired you look? they wanna be able to take care of you irl :(

they send their letters even if you don't manage to log in, it's okay, they understand but don't leave them for too long

if you're rlly busy, you still try your best to play, they really love that

you always win the 50/50 or get them and a standard five star character

somehow, your mains rarely come home tho, esp(especially) if they're a four star. like, you've got the others c6 but they're still like, below c3, they're rlly sorry but they can't tamper with their drop rate like the five stars can :( chongyun main here : chongyun was so frustrated with himself when he didn't come home with shenhe to you, he didn't come home, not even once

eventually, when they found out how to watch you from outside the app, they took advantage of that: they save you from rlly awkward situations by playing your ringtone hehe, they're also capable of calling the police if you're in a shit situation

they like to remind you abt stuff you have in your to-do list

the harbingers, including the fatui and tsaritsa, were a bit.. eh with you, at least, until they heard you talk abt them, you wanted to pull for them?? meet them in game?? YOU WERE EXCITED FOR THEM?? HUH? wow, they felt shocked and maybe a bit flustered,, just a bit

man, they rlly wanna taste the food you have in your world, esp xiangling, the food looked rlly nice okay? oh and if you're bad at cooking, ei relates dw, even benny is astounded by how bad it is tbh

zhongli is embarrassed to hear you rant abt how often he talks when he's idle, childe actually teases him abt it no, we won't talk abt how people ship em, they're actually a bit.. eh abt that, like cmon, haven't people heard abt platonic relationship?

benny actually feels really upset when you get bad drops or artifacts and he's in the team, tho the others depending on who they are reassure him that the drops are even more bad occasionally even without him

okay, even without you having that five star, you've got their sig dish, like wha-

you like their clothing? man, they wish they could give you some of their clothes, they'll try their best to bring you into teyvat, besides, your world is shit anyways-

okay so, for context, i copied zhongli's red eyeliner thing and modified it to suit me if you copy their makeup look and you like it, they feel so flattered, they're so smug abt it too ahdajkdbkf

if you cosplay one of them, they're gonna B R A G, i mean bro, cosplaying takes so much effort okay

#lawless.writes #genshin.writing #genshin x gn reader #genshin scenarios #genshin x reader #genshin x gender neutral reader #genshin sagau #old genshin sagau #self aware genshin

[ultra-raging-ghost]

What are your ideas on the differences between a human and a demon, I've seen many many many many differing interpretations and I wanna collect them all like Pokémon cards

I have a couple thoughts on this actually!!!!

So first off the big ones, physically there's a bunch of differences between humans and demons, and even between demons themselves!

To me, humans generally follow like IRL rules and shit like that, but theres additional things that kinda come with minecraft mechanics. Obviously theres respawn, but i personally attribute that to some kind of supernatural occurrences or very specific circumstances. In the case of the QSMP there's cannon vs non-cannon/in-universe deaths, but i also like to keep the Federation in mind - they obviously have some sort of hand in the life cycle on quesadilla island, with the eggs having two lives and whatnot, and being able to briefly bring them back to speak with their parents before being sent off to the afterlife. I personally think humans have IRL mechanics, but organizations like the Federation or even sometimes standalone experimental organizations can have a hand in trying to affect the human life cycle.

We have god-like beings, angels and ferrymen of death and whatnot, and i cant help but remember the Hunger Games lore where more than one life wasnt given which is cannon to the QSMP. I also like to consider the DSMP, which is semi-cannon, where they had multiple "cannon" lives (as opposed to the QSMP where they have one "cannon" life from what we've seen) and Ghosts and resurrections and all that, human life from what ive seen is not only fragile but flexible! Can be broken but also can be bent!

I got a little side tracked but point is: humans - one life (unless interfered with) Demons - not one life! (Bad follows a death/rebirth cycle/We dont know how mouse and tina operate/etc.)

Other physicalities I consider is humans are generally pretty realistically sturdy, they easily lose limbs but can wear prosthetics, and with the help of magic they can be immune to certain things (Still organizing my thoughts on Fit's recent lore - might think abt that more later).

Demons are not only sturdier (Bad/Mouse/tina/dapper/pomme/emmie having generally neutral reactions to radiation, obviously bad and dapper arent doing the best but theyre fairing MUCH better than a human would in their condition) but i like to imagine they can shape shift a little? we know the eggs generally like to hc bad as a shapeshifter that can get bigger/smaller, but he has consistent features he cant really get rid of as far as we've seen like his horns and tail. When i draw him, i generally vary his horn shape/length and change his body type and height a little in every drawing on purpose, but also i like extending this to the other demons! Mouse and Tina obviously look more human, but like cc!tina has talked about how she likes q!tina to have huge fucking knockers and i like to imagine they can change that themselves, it just makes sense to me! There are limitations to it, in my mind the horns are a consistent and identifying feature on them that they cant really change without a TON of practice. But the rules are bendy, ykwim? they can be more or less animalistic, swap physically gendered traits, shift from nails to claws, etc.

As far as cannon things go, we know demons generally have a better nose and all smell like sulfur, humans smell different to them, probably like BO or something lol

Thinking magic wise, humans obviously dont experience a ton of it, but magic is everywhere! In the air, on your skin, and thats to say i just think its funny to imagine that demons can be summoned by saying their name 5 times kjbhvjbn

Culturally, demons are definitely a lot different not only from humans but from one another and i think thats entirely based on their upbringing! I could write a lot about that, but the first thing off the top of my head is like their clothing i guess? We see from mouse and bad's clothing they tend to wear pretty gear-like clothing, i guess is how you could describe it? I like to imagine belts and buckles are something theyre used to wearing, maybe for aesthetic reasons, maybe for mechanical reasons! Maybe in hell you gotta carry a lotta small shit, or rock climbing is a popular activity, who knows!

Demon culture as well to me includes horn pride, ykwim? They care for and polish their horns, paint them for celebrations and decorate them with jewelry! Theres popular standard colors like black and white but choosing something more extravagant is common! Like matching your hair color if you have it dyed a fun color, staining it, painting it patterned for birthdays or holidays. Maybe its like homestuck purpleblood facepaint rules, where showing your bare horns is something you do with special people you trust a lot? Thats something very cute to me.

Also! Mentioned this in another post! i like the idea of Pool noodle jail!! Putting pool noodles on the horns of baby demons who cant stop headbutting eachother! thats adorable to me!!

#qsmp #q!badboyhalo #q!bbh #q!tina #q!ironmouse #q!mouse #demon trio

[trashimoto]

SORRY IAM AT SCHOOL that comic is absolutely stunning thank you for the masterpiece

i would be interested in your hcs and other sdra? stuff u make!!! nikei yomiuri fixation is going on 116 days and i need some content to keep me aalive right now

I bestow upon you my ultimate favorite nikei headcanons

I think he ends up using his little around his neck scoops notebook for lots of different things like of course notes interviews and articles but i imagine he also uses it kind of like as a journal / diary too as well as like planning stuff and also the joe biden negative ebergy manifestation thing (pic below) but with mikado

I think like his biggest interest / thing he could go on and on about BESIDES journalism is soda. he has some moments where he talks about it in the game like when he gets really excited abt the discontinued soda in the vending machines but like i think this guy knows way too much. collects old bottles bit doesnt tell anyone because he thinks its dorky. he loves trying the weirdest flavors he can find and he has a seperate notebook with his comprehensive soda reviews and rankings.

Based on the bit we do know about his food preferences in canon + a little bit of me projecting I do really think he has ARFID. This goes a little bit with the soda thing because like i think he probably doesnt drink anything besides soda and coffee. hajime is BEGGING HIM to please drink some water. I think he survives mostly on like chips and ramen. And of course he doesn’t want to eat whatever mikado makes because its mikado but i do think part of it is also mikado makes very fancy dishes a lot and i think they are Scary Foods. This ine is very like self indulgent LOL

He’s definetly the type to get mad, punch the wall, and then break his hand as a result. I just know he’s done it

This is more of a headcanon for an au nikei i roleplay with some friends but im includijg it because inreally like it. there are multiple other characters who can use magic in said rp and as a result of his experiances with Mikado, nikei is staunchly Anti-Magic. He’s afraid of it + it just makes him SO mad too. Like this extends from like magic powers to psychics to like slieght of hand magicians. Very strong emotional reaction from him everytime and I don’t even blame him honestly

i think he plauys angry birds

He dresses in just as many layers of clothes in the summer and winter. Like he’s always wearing a ridiculous amount of clothes unless he’s like actively swimming. I know he did go swimming in the prolouge BUT i think that if he wenr ro the beach to just relax he wouod be in the full get up vest jacket two scarves and all. But also like hell hes going to the beach just to relax this man doesnt know how to relax

I THINK HE HATES SCARY MOVIES BUT WHENEVER HES DOING A MOVIE NIGHT WITH VOID OR JUST FRIENDS HES LIKE “WELL WE CANT WATCH A SCARY MOVIE BECAUSE IROHA WILL GET SCARED” BECAUSE HE DOESNT WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW (THEY CAN TELL)

Hes definetly bad at math. This guy is a WRITER you just know he was crushing it in lit classes but doing shit in math. I think it just doesnt make sense to him. My dad actually oen time was telling me how he likes math because theres always one objectively right answer and i think as a journalist and a liar nikei would struggke with that aspect. You can’t reallt bullshit your way with persuasive writing through math LMFAO.

Regularly gets in fights in the youtube comments section

Personally I don’t think Nikei has his liscence because I don’t think he’d be a particularly good driver. I think also if he does though he’s almost never allowed to drive when hes going out with other people because he gets the most insane road rage.

He tried to start a book club on the monocruise and it ended up with only three members himself iroha and yoruko. Iroha only wanted to talk about yaoi and the book club was dissolved before the first meeting finished because monocrow ushered yoruko and nikei out of the library for yelling at eachother (they had different interpertations of the books ending)

#sdra2 #nikei yomiuri #Sure ill tag thus why not

[coyotevallie]

Dearest Jedidiah and the Tonies perhaps? :)

calling him dearest jedidiah made me giggle i think its bc jedidiahs such a fancy name . makes me go hehehehe . the tonies r tricky for me to do mundane hcs for bc i struggle to have distinct hcs for them both separately i gotta pay more attention to those mfs on my relisten to form more characterization . so ill do u just a ton of jedidiah ones which is ez bc im crazy cray cray insane abt him

i think jedidiah takes seroquel when he gets on medication and gets therapy and shit . bc thats what i take and we are the same

he can play the piano because lucille got him to take lessons a lot when he was younger and he liked learning video game sountracks on them (: he hasnt played in a while but he was pretty good at it

he also can only use wired headphones because wireless ones stress him out hes constantly paranoid hes gonna drop them and break them

he has tons of watches on both of his wrists and most of them are analog but he has ONE digital watch and its a shitty little kids star wars watch that sydney got him thats always 14 minutes behind it doesnt serve purpose to help with his rituals he just likes having it on and its easy to hide the sentimental value with having it be with a ton of other watches

he mirrors video game dialogue a lot many of his go-to phrases are snatched from games he really likes and yvonne teases him for it a lot, sydney too when he catches them tho hes less of a gamer so its more rare

every time he plays a pokemon game or anything else with customizable characters he doesnt put in himself he formulates a whole oc with a general personality and feelings about things and then makes choices based on what he thinks the character he made would do

he really likes ferrets and weasels and stoats and other long creatures of that nature he researches them on occasion . he thinks theyre sweet and kinda wants a ferret as a pet but worries about how smelly they are

he collects both pokemon and magic the gathering cards . he likes collecting things if he can find something to collect and organize logically he WILL . but trading cards are a favorite because he likes putting them in binders with specific organizational styles

he listens to a lot of dnd podcasts (: hes often been too busy or shut off or nervous to join an actual dnd group but he ADORES dnd and has all the manuals and shit so its a nice way to deal w that interest . he gets very annoyed when the people on them dont follow the rules tho hes one of those types

hes tried to program a video game several times and every single time hes gotten stressed halfway through and given up on it . he randomly is like this would be suchh a cool idea but then he overwhelms himself . he does find it quite relaxing though so sometimes he works on random projects hes started so he can detense

he always wears clothes slightly too baggy for him . it started out intentional for comfort but now he just genuinely does not know what size clothes fit him so even if he wants to get something that fits him properly he wouldnt really know how

hes tried to write poetry before but hes failed every time due to being canonically too repressed for it . he just stares at the paper and then puts his pen down and stares at a clock for an hour

#jedidiah martin #can u tell ... i like him a little

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[bawkrya]

Uuuh something something flag (i want to hear about cdramas)

ok HI well you caught me at the most devastating time where im fixated on the worst of the three cdramas i rotate in my brain (or ginal sin again) LOL, im going to force yall to sit down and perceive my hyperspecific version of chi zhen (my girlfriend) in my brain

SO! if you have the patience take my essay length "summary" of OS/and how i perceive it to have more context for who chi zhen is and what he does

my transgender king. and NOT in the way u wld expect. chi zhen is like. Removed from a lot of things, but i think she esp wld be for LGBT stuff & similar topics. like he didnt know what a bisexual was until one of the girls at his club explained it to him removed. If you put this man through covid 2020 lockdown he would come out trans in some way which is WHAT I DO TO HIM!

ive kind of given her my gender which is no gender but in the opposite way where hes transfem vs me being transmasc. she still aligns with more masculine things but also sophie called him her 'favorite pretty girl' as a joke once and he had to sit down and dissect the feelings it put in his brain. i literally use she/her or he/him for her depending on what flows better with the sentence in my brain.

if i do commit to the rewrite though it wld be very very subplot that IS noted, but he literally wouldnt even have time to properly think about it in depth bc hes u know, trying to kill someone, someones trying to kill him, etc............ but also for the rewrite i am wanting to do 'spinoff' where i jst invest some writing into 'downtime' story for like. character development. Filler basically but its not being injected as to prevent the rewrite from getting too long bc I Promise You It Will.

2. going 2 go over this before my actual next point i wanted to go over but this mf has autism. he wears sunglasses p much everywhere & honestly jst seems like he has a sensitivity to light. the way he goes about certain social instances in the show. and i dont think we were shown Much of how she is in the courtroom but she very much seems to be a patterns sort of person when it comes to solving situations.

also i am autistic.

3. the actual thing iwanted to go over: herspecial interest is colognes/perfumes and he can identify a VERY good portion of such jst by smelling it. i literally dont know why this is wht i chose for him but hes Definitely like insanely prissy about personal hygiene and (covers the show with my hand) dresses herself well and i just think he shld have a cologne/perfume collection.

chi zhen doesnt really have too many REAL personal belongings, hes been in jail, where he lives is very purposely hidden so he doesnt really have an Option to keep many personal items. But. I think he wld have a pretty decent collection of different cologne/perfume. which is fueled when people give him such for birthdays/holidays

i dont think she wld specifically have a preference bc different perfumes suit different people, on top of different styles of perfumes and all that. ipersonally dont know enough abt perfumes to even go in depth for it but she would kno the intricacies. She would.

its not smth he like talks abt all the time bt by god u ask him one (1) thing related to it and it can turn into a good 45 minute conversation b4 she realizes whats happening and immediately goes :| BC IT GETS HIM EMBARRASSED ........... but he likes it a lot and of the ppl who kno abt her interest they usually ask her for suggestions on it bc she likes assigning certain scents 2 people. like a planned filler scene i got is based on her getting like really suddenly angry/antsy while trying to go over a case and its literally bc lu li unexpectedly changed colognes w/o saying anything and he fucking lectures him for it

but yeah um i thikn that is all i am goign to willingly post abt publicly for my hyperspecific hcs for this guy bc 4 some reason i think the cringe police will come and kill my ass if i go into anymore depth. i lvoe this mf so fucking much i want to dissect him like you would tear off a young branch from a tree and split its bark in order to see the stringy inside

#Asks #Anonymous #idk how to tag these................... well heres my most girlypop man #that is a lie i have more girlypop characters than this but thatsok #also very very short but the majority of things im thinking abt when it comes to her is like. really weird out of context of the show #the day i find another autistic person that i can bait into watching os

[izzy-b-hands]

What if reincarnation but the queer pirates become involved because Karl comes back but not as expected (even by Buttons who Knows Much and shares none of that info with anyone else lol)?

Honestly the best way I can sum this up. It's...weird af, but it wouldn't leave my brain, and I have more little blurbs in my head too yet on this AU thing, so there might be more (unless posting this one cleanses the Odd out of my brain lol)

Also important for the last bit of the fic, this includes my hc that Izzy and Spanish Jackie have been writing gossipy venting letters to each other ever since they first met lmaoo. Jackie kvetching abt husbands; Izzy abt anything weird, wild, or stupid going on while they sail about.

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"Buttons, come on in. Everyone else is camping out in the jam room," Izzy sighed. "Bonnet and Ed would like you to come in."

"Can't yet. Waiting."

"I appreciate the ominous weirdness going on here, but they told me I had to come back with you in tow," Izzy said. "They aren't trying to be a bother, just don't want you tossed off ship during this mess."

The wind howled, and Buttons turned to him. "There's no other time for this, than a night like this. It'll be this night, or not at all."

"Buttons, come on," Izzy walked to him, careful on the slippery and heaving deck. "You don't want to stay out in this. I know Olivia was supposed to show up, but even the gulls know to st-"

"Here we are! Witness unto ye a miracle, Mr. Hands!"

Izzy watched as a huge wave rose up, far too high. "You're going to get us both killed."

He ducked and clung to the nearest rope as it fell over the ship, and hoped Buttons was holding on too.

"There we are," Buttons said gently, walking towards the center of the main deck as water sloshed off of it. There, he picked something up. "Ooh, I didn't expect this! I thought you'd come back as another gull, or maybe a pup, Karl!"

Buttons worked off his blue jacket and wrapped the thing up. "You're in good hands though. Me, and the rest of the crew. Olivia couldn't make it with the weather, but we'll see her tomorrow, aye?"

He rushed over to Izzy. "Shall we go and shelter for the rest of this?"

Izzy nodded, and peered into the jacket cradled in Buttons' arms.

A baby. A fucking human baby. Spat out by the sea, and apparently a reincarnated seagull, if Buttons was to be believed.

"What the fuck," he murmured softly.

"Your first time?" Buttons grinned. "Congrats! Here, you hold him, and I'm going to go tell the captains. See if we can't make some sort of cradle out of that driftwood Captain Stede's been collecting..."

Izzy took the baby, and followed Buttons below. He could hear the captains and crew still chatting away in the jam room, and decided to wait until after Buttons had announced things to walk in with Karl.

"So," he cleared his throat as they waited in the hall. "Excited to be a human, or was being a gull better?"

Karl stared up at him with big blue eyes, unfocused and taking in everything at once, like any other newborn might.

"Bad question I suppose, you don't really have a way to know yet, do you?" Izzy continued. "I...I don't know what to say here, sorry."

Karl shivered and whined, the rain water cooling and drying on his skin.

"Alright, hang on," Izzy said. "We don't keep baby blankets on hand, so just..."

He peered into the nearest barrel as if it would somehow toss up a blanket, instead of being full of oranges.

"Oh hell."

He gently got to the floor, and set Karl down. "I hope you appreciate this. Been a weird fucking night and this is only making it weirder."

He tossed his wet leather vest aside, and stripped off his shirt. After wringing it out a few times off to the side of him, it was damp but slightly warm at least.

Karl quieted as Izzy wrapped the shirt around him as a second blanket, and snuggled happily as Izzy picked him back up.

"See, Izzy's already looking after him!"

He turned to find Buttons and the captains standing in the hall, watching him.

"What? He was shivering and I didn't have anything else," Izzy grumbled.

Ed grinned. "Aww, Iz."

"Shut it."

"Does he still look like a gull?"

"Edward, it's a baby for fuck's sake; he looks like a baby!"

Ed shrugged. "Some babies look odd at first, and he's part gull or something like it I presume, so forgive me for wondering."

Izzy walked over and showed them. "See? A perfectly normal looking baby...that was birthed from the sea and contains a seagull's..."

He looked to Buttons. "Soul? Essence?"

Buttons nodded. "More or less."

"And you knew this would be happening?" Stede asked.

"One of seven possibilities, but with the storm tonight, I knew it would be this one," Buttons replied. "Along with the other signs."

Ed nodded. "Okay. Gotta say, seen a lot in my time, but this one is new. Kinda cool!"

"I... I'm going to worry about the possibility or impossibility of this tomorrow," Stede said. "In the afternoon, I think. It'll be morning too soon to have parsed all this. That said, the crew is curious too..."

Izzy walked past them into the jam room, to a flood of awwws and cooing.

"I wish I could say I'd been a bird before," the Swede said as he made a spot for Izzy to sit by them.

"Don't we all," Buttons agreed as he and the captains followed in. "Izzy, you alright holding him yet? Arms not tired out?"

Izzy shook his head. "I'm good. Confused, but... I'm good for now."

"Explains why you kept asking John and I to sew baby clothes," Frenchie sighed and tossed Buttons a handful of tiny clothes. "And why you insisted they be hidden in here."

"If he grows little wings, there is enough room in those designs to make holes for them," Wee John said. "And there's a nice velvet blanket there too, with cotton on the inside lining. Fancy like the captain's robes, but still cool enough for a baby to use year-round."

Izzy heard the rest of the chatter, but he focused more on Karl. The sea had turned a dead gull into a baby, and now it was their baby.

Spanish Jackie would never fucking believe this one.

#text post #ofmd fic #believe it or not I didn't get stoned until after i had this idea and had already started writing akdnkfng #i got nothing fucking crack fic ahoy y'all

[not-another-ackerman]

nobody asked for this but i’m dropping an excerpt from a note i typed out a few weeks ago after a dream i had abt dabi 😩🙌🏽

and that’s how it started 😏😏😏

#but pls that’s just notes #like #i need to write that and make it like #words #like good sounding words #LIKE NICE YUMMY JUICE #DABI JUICE #so we can all drink it together #dabi simps come get y’all juice #i need to stfu i’m so bored #ima just start shitpostin #who gon beat my ass #no one ! #anyways back to dabi #can we all collectively write hcs abt him #i love that i made this blog with the intention of writing for aot and all my stories are about dabi #whew #catfish ??? i think yes #anyways #dabi #bnha #feast w queen zel

[totromanticfool]

Hello there! It's me again lol I wanted to ask if I could request hc abt mc/rosa comforting a crying Artem and Vyn if that's ok? (PS: I said it once And I'll say it again, the love confession hcs were amazing^^)

When he cries and you try to comfort him. Part 1

Thank you again for your praise and your second request! You asked for both Artem and Vyn, and i would happily oblige, but i was having some trouble with Vyn's part. this wil come very soon, i promise! (as well as the other confession kind i talked about? yeah, that actually turned into a pretty funny hc)

For these head canons I will partner a boy with you, the reader. (In a relationship, as we all want!) I found it to be easier to write, and much more fun to read! To be honest, it was hard for me to write about Artem or Vyn crying, I cannot imagine that happening. But my writing juice is overflowing, so we will see where it will lead us! Enjoy!

Artem Wing – The 1 %

Artem Wing is known for his stoic stance and professional attitude.

He is usually very calm and collected, his whole life is, basically.

Not emotionless, but just hiding them. It makes his work easier, and harder for his rivals to take him down.

When you two started dating, he slowly showed you a different side.

His smile was like the sun, shining and warm. His laugh was infectious and he was very clingy when you would finally see each other after a long time apart.

No one has ever seen or heard Artem cry, not even Celestine, and that says something.

You were already looking forward to his amazing cooking when you stepped into the lobby of his apartment building. When you greeted the security guard, your phone started buzzing, notifying you of an incoming text. ''I thought I should let you know, Artem is kinda... out of it. Thread lightly. Good luck!'' Celestine's warning tried to prepare you, which was kind, but it definitely did not prepare you for this.

You did not get an answer, nor did the door open when you rang the bell. You decided to use the spare key he gave you, for moments like this. When you walked in to his apartment, no delicious smell of food preparations came to great you. Normally Artem would be in the kitchen preparing dinner. Something's wrong. 

After taking off your shoes and placing them next to his, you carefully stepped further into the house. ''Artem?'' No response. You then saw him sitting on the couch, his broad shoulders hunched over, staring at nothing in particular. When you rounded the couch to stand before him, you saw droplets covering his cheeks and chin, and especially under his eyes.

Is it that warm in here, is he sweating, or actually... crying?  You froze, you have never seen the always composed senior attorney like this. His hands covered his face the second he saw you, afraid what you would think, seeing him like this...

Your head went in to overdrive. What happened? Something at work? Family? How can I comfort him, I really didn’t know this could happen! Before you could say anything, he mumbled softly ''I... lost.'' You gasped. He lost? He lost what, his mother? His car keys? Or was it that particularly difficult case he had been talking and stressing about?

You silenced the voices in your head, slowly sitting beside him on the couch. ''Do you want to tell me what happened, Artem?'' Your voice gentle, wanting to put your hand on his shoulder, but thought against it. He shook his head vigorously.

''Is there anything I can do...?'' you hoped he would give you something, but he shook his head again. He wiped away the fallen tears angrily, putting his hands on his thighs. He still couldn't look at you, as embarrassment reddened his cheeks and ears. ''Artem...'' You whispered, placing your hand on his.

Crack. You could almost see the line form in his carefully constructed mask when your hands touched. Please, let me in. You decided to take another metaphorical step. Taking a tissue from your pocket, you carefully and slowly started wiping the new tears that seemed to fall without end.

Crack. Another line. Minutes of silence followed, and when Artem was finally able to look at you, the tears stopped. He let out a sigh and mouthed a thank you. You could only nod. Feeling he needed a little more time to regain his composure, you stood up, wanting to give him some space. He grabbed your hand before you could step away, and tugged lightly.

''Stay... please.'' his voice was hoarse and small. ''I'm not leaving, I was just going to make dinner.'' You stated, unsure about what else to do. ''No... later.'' you saw the pout on his face, and it reminded you of a child wanting attention. It looked almost cute. You smiled, and seated yourself down on the couch again. Your hand found its way to his face again.

Crack. His mask broke. Vulnerable, he placed his head in your lap, his face in your direction. All you could manage was threading your left hand through his hair, feeling his heartbeat calm against your thigh. ''It's OK, I'm here.'' You whispered to him, followed by sweet nothings.

You gently placed your right hand on his back, rubbing soft circles there; it seemed to calm him down further. His breathing slowed, signalling you that he was about to fall into a slumber. ''Get some rest, I will be here when you wake.'' after he felt your kiss on his temple, he gave in. His troubles forgotten; he was now safe in your arms.

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I am actually very proud of this piece, I hope you enjoyed it as much as i did writing!

See you at the next drabble!

Love, Hann ❤

#tears of themis #tears of themis fluff #artem wing #tears of themis hc #tot artem #tot x reader #zuo ran #zuo ran x reader #artem wing x reader

[yatsugareboyf]

Poe x female reader

Confession and dating headcannons plz

sorry this took a while heres loml poe

confession and dating hcs with edgar allan poe

yknow that trope where

he writes a bunch of love letters but he doesnt end up sending them?

yeah thats him . thats poe w you

like all his letters would range from short poems to full on essays and even debated on writing a novel where he can guide you

but he just trashes all the ideas bcs he thinks you wouldn't like it :((

but he asks ranpo for help and ranpo is like, "bitch u better send her one rn or else she'll find all of them and u wouldn't want that"

so he puts himself together and makes this moderately long letter (he still thinks its not enough for someone like you)

and asks ranpo to leave it at ur desk when u get to work (assuming u work for the ada)

no bcs when he says its not enough hes lying

that letter had you SOBBING

like atsushi thought u got a death threat or smthn 😭

u had to step out of the office to collect urself and ranpo is just laughing his ass off

ofc u were so touched so u had to send a letter back to poe

(ranpo does not like where this is going)

so there was this time where u and poe were just sending letters to each other via ranpo

one day he had enough and instead of bringing your letter to poe he literally dragged you to poe

so now u and poe are sitting across each other, awkwardly looking anywhere but each other despite shamelessly flirting in letters

when poe was abt to speak, karl beat him to it and started circling around you and sniffing you

u were abt to PANIC like THIS IS KARL

but then he jumps up to your head and lays down there 

which causes u and poe to laugh a bit

“excuse my karl, y/n, i think hes very fond of you”

“well i hope hes not the only one whos fond of me”

so now u two just talk and flirt for a bit and u didnt notice the time

"oh, poe-kun, its getting a bit late. we should do this another time?"

"definitely! uhm, how can i contact you?"

so yeah u exchanged numbers

he definitely jumped around w joy for a bit

so u guys went on more and more dates and u got to know each other more and

fr ranpo is the best thing that happened to the 2 of u bcs if he didnt step in yall would just stay labeless forever

"so what are you two supposed to be?" - ranpo, who let himself join ur bakery date

"what do u mean ranpo-san?" - u, who is currently sharing your already tiny seat w ranpo

"like, r yall dating or?"

"d-dating? i mean-" - poe, who's going insane

"yeah? are we not...?" - u, who's being smothered by ranpo's crumbs

"oh... i guess we are" - poe, whos exploding on the inside

ok skipping the awkward parts yall r actually chill

its more of a shared silences and small talk kind of relationship

u dont have to say much for poe to understand and vice versa and you're both content with that

some may not believe y'all when u say yall r a couple bcs both of u arent rlly that affectionate (physically)

which initially got to poe's head

so he tried to like, awkwardly put his arm around u in public or kiss your forehead

u like the affection but u know poe isnt rlly into pda or a lot of physical affection anyway so u told him that he should express his love in his own way rather than what appeals to others

and ofc, his way is through writing!

honestly i love handwritten letters notes and even poems and he'd deliver that always

probably even makes those "open this letter when ure sad" type of gifts?

yeah. Yeah

for poe, he likes to have quality time with you

and even if earlier i said he doesn't rlly like physical affection, he does appreciate it every once in a while

cuddles and being in each other's arms isnt that often, but often enough that u dont rlly get deprived of it

poe enjoys baking with you (even if ranpo literally comes out of nowhere to eat them)

omg yall probably r plant parents

like tending to plants in his enormous garden

I FORGOT POE IS RICH THIS MF IS GONNA SPOIL U subtly

like u spare one long glance at a necklace book its on ur desk w a pretty note

u smiled at a cute piece of furniture? bam its in ur room w a cute letter

u wanted to get new cosmetics? tada hes taking u shopping and slips a little paper in the bag

hes a very observant lover and he knows when u want/need something most of the time

aaaa i love him actually

#bsd #bungou stray dogs #bungou stray dogs x reader #bsd x reader #poe x reader #bsd edgar allan poe #edgar allan poe x y/n #bsd poe #edgar allan poe x reader #bungou stray dogs poe x reader #bsd headcanons #bsd imagines #edgar allan poe #bsd poe x reader

[lunaastoir]

Hi! I really enjoy your writing so is it alright if i request xiao, diluc, childe with an idol s/o where one of their old stalkers come back or they just recently had a stalker in general but with how busy they were since they’re an idol they don’t even notice? And something bad happens (i cant think of anything</3) Thank you very much !!

hi anon!! a million apologies since this is so late but i hope you like the fic <3

there also aren’t any explicit details for anything bad happening - i briefly touched on subjects that you may not have control over, i hope that’s ok! 

warning (?): struggled a bit on this prompt so i apologize in advance if this isn’t my best work LMAOO

gn! reader

tw: hints of assault, slight angst, very light abuse if you squint

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xiao

now xiao is a very observant man but he's also extremely busy keeping liyue safe

he makes it a point to always come to your shows even if you don't actively see him bc he cares a lot abt you and he enjoys listening to your music ‼️

it's normal for him to sometimes get lost between his own world of demonslaying and the world he shares w you

so one night, he's hanging on the rafters of a house with the perfect view of your singing

everything goes smoothly, he sets his spear down while lightly swaying his head to the music

the concert ends and fans disperse after you say your farewells

a night like this is rare since for once, xiao can walk home w you back to the inn sweet boy really cleared out his schedule for you huh

you're unsurprised when you see him materialize next to you, opting to flash him a smile and a hello

his cheeks are lightly flushed as he crosses his arms before talking quietly about how well you did

he relishes in the wide smile you give him as a result of his praise and he lets the corners of his lips curve upwards slightly

the quiet bustle of the harbor seemed to slow down as the night grew longer

since this was a fairly large concert, you had boxes among boxes of equipment so xiao decided to make your life easier by quickly flying them to their appropriate locations

when he got back however, he was surprised to see you talking animatedly with someone

he didn't think anything was wrong until he saw the person trap you between the stage and words filtered into his ears

your back was painfully pressed against the stage wall as you defiantly met their gaze. after xiao had left, they had immediately come over to you: first introducing themselves as a fan and making amiable conversation, before divulging in personal details of your life that made your skin crawl. you weren’t helpless, you always had your weapon on hand regardless of whether you were performing or not. the way they pushed you against the wall however, made it near impossible to summon your sword should you need it. 

they leered down at you while balancing an arm against the wall next to your head. you had dealt with things like this before so you weren’t overly worried; you could defend yourself. you almost felt pity for the person in front of you as they asked for your number with a sadistic grin, disgusting words tumbling off of their lips. however, that was before you felt their cold fingers idly make their way to your stomach and you felt your breath hitch. oh no

the telltale sound of whooshing alerted you of xiao’s presence, and the press of the tip of his spear against their jugular brought you relief. 

“back away” he tightly growled while his golden eyes narrowed into slits. they stared at him in shock before holding their hands up and moving to step a foot away from you. 

“farther” he motioned with his spear before stepping in front of you as you attempted to collect yourself. 

“ok ok, i’m far away can you put your spear down now?” 

“no.” 

you mentally cursed as you watched the two of them glare at each other. this was supposed to be a carefree night but this unfortunate twist made the air thick with tension. you could feel the anger radiate off of xiao in waves and in an effort to deescalate the situation, you spoke. 

“i’m glad to meet such an...avid fan but i’m sorry the two of us must get going now” you hastily said before attempting to grab xiao’s hand and walk off past them. 

the next words had you halt your steps as they divulged their secret. 

words painted in careless arrogance with hints of violet overconfidence flew out of the person’s mouth - “judging from the weeks i’ve been following you, it didn’t seem like you had a boyfriend”

at the mere mention of prolonged stalking, xiao immediately lunged to pull you behind him. god, he didn’t kill mortals but he swore if he plunged his spear into this human being right here, no one would even blink twice considering how low of a person they were. 

“if i ever see you near them again, i will not hesitate to kill you. i won’t blink twice, i already have blood on my hands.” he ground out.

at the threat, the person grudgingly turned their back to you before leaving the two of you alone in the quiet harbor. 

you carefully reached a hand out to touch your boyfriend’s shoulder, but stopped after you saw the expression on his face. the mix of rage, sadness, and anguish imprinted his features as you watched his chest rapidly rise and fall - a result of his emotional battle. 

“i’m sorry i didn’t notice them before. i should’ve been paying more attention to you” he whispered before silently striding away from your grasp 

you knew that no matter how many reassurances you gave him about how, “it’s not your fault xiao, i didn’t notice them either” he would still blame himself. 

he was supposed to protect you right? so why couldn’t he sense the danger beforehand? what would’ve happened if he wasn’t there?

it’s still a learning process for him to realize that things happen, and he inevitably couldn’t be there to save you from everything. he needs time to understand and adjust. you’re willing to wait, patiently helping him through it. why? because love is worth it. 

god im sorry this ended up kinda sad whoops

diluc 

i swear everytime i say i’m a childe simp diluc kinda wrecks me

ahem anyways onto the hc!

he’s kinda never around but similar to xiao he will overwork himself to clear out an hour or two just to watch your concerts 

he’ll always stand off to the side too so if you tilt your head while you’re singing you can spy his red hair 

you always flash him the sweetest smile and this man blushes like CRAZY before quickly lifting his hand up to give you a thumbs up 

everyone watching the both of you like 😍😦

people think it’s the cutest thing i swear like c’mon the elusive “bachelor of mondstadt” being seen in public supporting you??? wow pls can we share him

he walks with you back to the winery, the entire time linking his hands with yours while gushing about your performance 

1939248/10 it’s literally the sweetest thing 

the next day however, adelinde brings you a pink letter addressed to you 

he doesn’t pry because it’s addressed to you and it’s your business but as the letters start coming by everyday, he starts to grow curious 

one day he straight up just asks you about it

“hey, you know those pink letters you keep getting? who are they from?”

you laugh slightly at his bashfulness and respond with a “just some overexcited fan” and he smiles before kissing your forehead 

he loves that people are noticing your talent 

loves it! until you get stalked by the same person who wrote you those letters while you were shopping!

diluc knows something’s wrong when you rush into angel’s share panicked after not returning his usual smile. 

“darling? are you ok?” he asks worriedly before quickly setting down the glass he was cleaning to move towards you. 

the widening of your eyes as you looked behind you at the sounds of someone else entering was all he needed to swiftly step in front of you, blocking their gaze of your face. 

the slightly panicked look in your eyes before you hurriedly whispered, “they’re following me” made diluc glance at them subtly out of the corner of his eye. he watched as they walked over to find a seat next to the bar, seemingly ready to order a drink. he quietly asked if you would like to sit in the room reserved for the employees, away from their prying eyes. your hasty nod was all the confirmation he needed for him to let you access the door behind him. 

the night went by fairly smoothly with kaeya’s usual teasing and venti’s usual begging for alcohol. diluc’s eyes narrowed however, when the person seemed to ask him questions regarding you. things like, “i heard you’re dating y/n... they’re amazing, how long have you been together?” and “do they live with you at dawn winery?” diluc answered these questions as short as he could, trying to convey with his body language that he truly did not want to talk to them. 

everything was going well until he made the mistake of leaving the bar unattended. he had briefly forgotten about your residence in the room behind him as his mind immediately gravitated to breaking up a brawl. when he returned, the half drunk glass of liquor combined with the person’s absence from their seat, caused sparks of worry to light up inside his chest. 

turning to the door, he knocked once. 

“is everything alright in there love?”

the sounds of things rustling about and the occasional muffled voice had him opening the door quickly. he saw you with your arm being held tightly in their grasp, your mouth muffled with their hand, while you strained against them by pulling at your arm. 

diluc immediately made his way over to you, quickly pulling your arm away before letting you enter into his embrace. 

“get out.” the venomous words clawed their way out of his throat as he looked at them with eyes that screamed hatred. his blood was boiling as his mind replayed the scene; your scared expression and their greedy eyes. 

diluc didn’t need to repeat himself twice as they ran out, trying not to trip over crates of wine. he made a mental note to find out who they were in order to make sure they never came near you ever again. 

he quickly looked down at your form, relaxing slightly at the sight of your tentative smile. “my knight in shining armor” you joked before softly nuzzling your head into his shoulder. the anger had yet to dissipate from his veins, and although he knew you were still shaken up, he was sure you would be fine. 

a pink letter placed on the table next to you caught his eye, and he made sure to quickly pocket it as he led you out, gently jesting with you about the “unnecessary amount of wine barrels in here, diluc this is a safety hazard!” 

he would deal with this person later. 

childe

ayo AYO ITS THE TOY SALESMAN

ok tbh he’s very rarely around so he unfortunately cannot make it to all of your shows 

dw tho, he will try his hardest to be there for the ones he’s in town for bc what is he if not your number one hype king??? 

ok kinda creepy! alert 

he’s tasked two of his subordinates to keep watch over you whenever he’s out of the harbor

it’s not anything creepy,,, he just gets extremely worried abt you and wants to make sure you’re safe 

sO when he gets a ransom note??? he’s understandably confused but also very much freaked out 

bc did they not know who he was??? the fact that they thought they could get away with holding you captive was quite honestly kind of funny to him 

very stressed and angry tho - hides it behind a facade of smiles but he’s raging 

takes him only a few hours to track you down bc he had everyone and i mean EVERYONE looking for you 

the note crunched in his hand as the harbinger made his way towards windrise. his pace was erratic, long legs rushing towards the small cave his agents had found. they were bordering the perimeter of the enclosure, careful to not alert you or your captor of their presence. childe’s subordinate head had calmly stated that childe need not come out to rescue you, the situation was under control and they could do it for him. however, childe’s sharp gaze along with his sickly sweet words of “thanks but no. i’m coming out to see this sorry asshole for myself” had the agent backing away apologizing. he wanted to see the look on this person’s face before he shoved their sorry ass into the abyss himself. 

as he reached the opening of the cave, he glanced over his shoulder at his head agent; a silent warning to keep the area sealed. his blue eyes glinted with a thirst for blood before making his way into the cave, sealing off the exit with his body. 

“well well, playing games with the love of my life are we?” 

his teasing words reached your ears as your eyes immediately found the face of your boyfriend. you weren’t horribly scared, just a little shaken up and sore from the bindings on your wrists. relief coursed through your body at the sight of him. you needn’t put in your plan of getting out of these bindings to fight your captor yourself anymore. 

childe’s eyes quickly scanned over your frame, making sure you weren’t hurt. at the state of you completely unharmed, the harbinger let his heart calm down slightly. you were completely ok. 

“wait a little longer, love? i promise this will be over soon”

the wink he sent you had you lightly rolling your eyes at his antics before he directed his attention back to your kidnapper. if your captor wasn’t scared before, they were certainly shaking in their boots now at the sight of childe’s twin hydro blades rotating playfully in his hands. 

“listen, all i want is the money-”

“and all i want is your head” 

your boyfriend smiled after cutting them off. the severity of the situation truly seemed to sink in at that moment before pleas of mercy fell from your captor’s lips, desperate to escape the bloodthirsty gaze of the harbinger. childe’s eyes flickered over to yours where you sat there, with your head ferociously shaking. a silent “no.” he sighed before swiftly bringing his arm up to hit your captor on the head, effectively knocking them out cold. 

his hands worked at the ropes holding you and he gingerly rubbed at your bruised wrists. you silently thanked the archons he could never say no to you. archons forbid what would've happened if you hadn’t said anything. while you were explaining what happened, the young man quickly scooped you up in his arms before walking out of the cave. 

you playfully hit his shoulder while muttering “drama queen” but you stopped when you saw his face morph into an expression of seriousness. you had informed him on the situation about your captor revealing themselves to be a recent stalker of yours, completely oblivious to the look of frustration on his face as he freed you from your bondages. 

“i was scared you know.” he quietly divulged. “i knew that it wasn’t anything extremely serious but i... i was still scared”

you swore as you looked at him in that moment, he had turned ten again. the youth of his face betraying his vulnerability. 

you quietly hummed before tangling your fingers in his hair. “i hope you know it wasn’t your fault. it wasn’t anyone’s fault. not even the two fatui agents who you sent to stalk me while you were away.”

he quietly laughed at that before mentally filing away a reminder for a lecture to those two agents in the near future. 

“i’m just glad you’re safe. i know you can save yourself but i’ll always be here. i still wish you would let me take care of your asshole kidnapper myself though.” he pouted jokingly. 

“i’m sure the millelith will lock them up for a long time.” you laughed sweetly. 

his usual smile reappeared at your antics. maybe he didn’t get to beat your captor up and do...much worse. however at the end of the day, your smile was still intact regardless of what happened. that’s all he wanted. 

#genshin impact #Genshin #xiao genshin impact #genshin x reader #xiao #xiao x reader #genshin xiao #diluc #diluc ragnvindr #genshin diluc #diluc x reader #genshin diluc x reader #diluc genshin impact #Childe #genshin impact childe #childe x reader #genshin childe #genshin childe x reader #genshin impact imagines #genshin impact scenarios #genshin impact headcanons #genshin x you #genshin x y/n

[kazuwhora]

Okay, this is a weird hc request and my first time asking but can you do kisaki, koko, hanma, hitanai brothers being on mtv cribs? I don't know any specific romantic situations. Like maybe fem reader is the director? (you can do as you please with the prompt. bc I really want to know your take.) xD

PLEAAAAAASE this one killed me I cannot (shoutout to my old blog title which was mtv cribs) I'm just gonna do scenario hc's in point form for this since I literally cannot take myself seriously enough to write like actual drabbles abt this because the only mtv cribs in my mind here is the jackass ones so please prepare yourselves. I paired kisaki and hanma and the haitani brothers together too for comedic relief LOL

SUMMARY: kisaki, koko, hanma, ran, && rindou on MTV Cribs with you directing.

CW: none here this is just humour and slight flirting hehe

KISAKI AND HANMA

- so lets be straight here and put down the expectation that kisaki's house tour is going to be the closest in essence to 50 Cent's episode ESPECIALLY with the strip club inside his house like ??

- ngl kisaki is a major fucking simp too so he has this whole attitude of "im so much better than these lowlife losers they're making bank off of ME im doing THEM a favour" until he sees you, all dressed nicely in your work clothes ordering people around getting equipment out of cars parked in his driveway.

- idc what anyone says the kisaki I know is the biggest sub in the fucking world and literally has to keep himself from drooling over your dominance. he'll be watching you from his front window while you get things organized to start filming like a fucking creep

- hanma (who 100% lives with kisaki) will suddenly be over his shoulder peering through the blinds like "damn who's that hot piece of ass"

- kisaki will smack him upside the head for that because rude?? he already called dibs in his head hanma should know that but he does now and all that matters is this is gonna be fun

- hanma will 100% make it his life purpose to embarrass kisaki as much as he can. you'll come up and introduce yourself and hanma will intervene like "oh I'm the REAL owner of this house kisaki doesn't actually do anything he just gets me to" and he'll shake your hand with a beaming smile

- kisaki's masked snarls prob make you uncomfortable because hes standing behind hanma looking like he's gonna decapitate him or smthn

- please kisaki is to embarrassed to say anything to you now because hanma has you hostage talked. you'll be like "ok well we have a short time frame before we have to move onto the next client so can we get started maybe" and kisaki will try his best to intervene

- tbh hanma is loving this opportunity to embarrass him he's never seen him so submissive and quiet before he literally stutters when you tell him his roughly scripted lines and finds himself gulping as he's guiding you and your crew through the house

- you'll get to to the mini strip club and hanma will butt in like "and THIS is where KISAKI houses all his favourite strippers he's collected" and kisaki's face will go beet red behind him

- he will literally start to panic because the look on your face is so displeased despite having to remain on some kind of a professional level. he has to pretend you're not there if he's gonna get through the hell hanma is putting him through

- at the end of the tour when the cameras have wrapped he'll be trying to force himself between you and hanma's hostage talking once again but this time he's like super driven on redeeming himself

- he'll be like "hey thanks so much for doing this I appreciate what an organized thing you've got going on and um.. just so you know um.. I um.. I don't actually have favourite strippers its all hanma I just take whatever he brings-- I mean-- not that I like strippers in my house I---" and you'll just cut him off with a smile and a handshake because you know he's full of bs LOL

- hanma will write his number down on the back of your business card and slip it in your hand when he shakes it like hes so slick but really the both of them just make you roll your eyes.

RAN AND RINDOU

- ngl you're probably intimidated as fuck to do a session of ran and rindou's place because like.... they're terrifying if u don't know them

- like your hands are probably clammy trying to get people set up and you're probably a little shakey because they literally live in a goddamn MANSION (and they're also literal gang executives like no ty)

- they're also intimidating as fuck when they first introduce themselves to you in the parking lot where you've got your camera crew all ready to go. ran who's charming and alluring has your heart skipping a beat, while rindou the complete opposite, has you stress sweating from intimidation

- ran is like so enamoured with you mostly because he never really took himself to be attracted to someone in casual clothes at work (subtle shade its ok) but something about the direction you give, and the slight tone of bossiness in your voice has his stomach flipping in excitement he's like this could be fun 😏

- rindou in contrast knows exactly what is going on with his brother and quite honestly finds it annoying and somewhat desperate he's like come on man she's at work ur rly gonna be like this meanwhile ran is like yes I absolutely am I can do what I want

- honestly ran is gonna be annoying as fuck too. he's gonna ignore absolutely everything you say when you're explaining expectations and directions. he'll nod and smile at you with a charming smile and dopey eyes but your words will go in one ear and right out the other. rindou can only shake his head

- rindou will have to do all the talking when you actually start filming bc ran will be too busy staring at you and watching your reactions to say anything of value beyond a nod and smile to rindou's words

- but OH BOY when u get to the bedroom tour he's suddenly all about the talking. and he'll be staring DIRECTLY at you the entire time. like "and this is MY bedroom as you can see I have only the nicest of sheets 100% silk washed every day and this BED this bed is a california king eurotop and it's REALLY comfortable to sleep and roll around in and then this TV RIGHT HERE is---" he pretty much wont stop talking about how nice his room is and how nice everything is, all while staring directly at you as if you were the only one in the room to talk to.

- Rindou will be in the corner out of shot with his fingers to his nose bridge like ffs this man

- at the end ran will start going on about your job and if its stressful and what kind of people you get involved with in the show and if you ever feel like you're in danger which then spawns a conversation about needing someone to protect you and having someone on your side that will watch out for you blah blah blah.

- he's actually kinda cute trying so hard like this so you can't help but blush at his blabbering

- but u think ur blushing now wait till he grabs your hand and kisses the top as he escorts you into the car like ??? hello sir we just met but 😏

- rindou will be behind him once again shaking his head

- when you finally leave ran will turn around towards rindou like nothing happened and his brother will just be like ? wtf ? not gonna talk about what just happened ? and ran is like "wdym"

- he's gonna scope you out at every club or event you find yourself at after that.

KOKO

- unlike ran koko is like SUUUUUPER nervous

- this boy lives alone in a big ass house with sooo much unnecessary expensive shit like koko my love are u ok all alone like this

- aside from being incredibly nervous to be vulnerable on tv for gods sake when he sees you helping to set up equipment, lifting boxes and bags out of the trunk of the car he's like o fuck

- at first he was nervous for just the whole publicity and camera aspect but now that theres a pretty girl running the whole thing? nah nah

- he doesn't really know what to do but he has to do SOMETHING so he figures it might be best to keep his hands busy and help you out

- so this boy slips on some expensive ass versace slides to come outside to help u set things up.

- he's rly nervous tho so he's like shuffling along the pavement of his driveway and he's all soft and shit like "hey I'm koko let me help u"

- probably stutters and fumbles when he's trying to grab the heavy bags of camera equipment but also his rich ass is like tf am I doing this for when shes got a whole ass camera crew of men to do it for her but then he remembers how pretty u look and that he wants to be on ur good side

- tbh kokos first impression from this meeting alone is that you give off a MUCH more down to earth vibe than he could ever imagine and honestly you kind of remind him of simpler times in his life when he wasn't so overrun with work and gang related activities

- the best way he can describe the experience of you is refreshing and he craves more of it to quench his thirst

- he's really really receptive when it comes to your instructions and makes an effort to make sure you know he's actively listening

- he'll be out there nodding his head like its gonna fall off spouting "mm's" and "uh-huh's" so you know he's there

- when it comes to the actual recording he's actually pretty well spoken but only because he REALLY wants to impress you

- koko is out here going through all his expensive belongings as if hes not inviting someone to come break into his house

- he's like oh and this is my collection of women's jewelry idk why I have it but it's here anyways so....

- wants to show off his closet too like look at all these fine clothes I have and all his extra closet space

- he'll try not to get too cocky but he just can't help it when he starts talking about all the riches and money he has like he wants you to know SO bad because he wants you to be a part of it

- he'll look over to you and stutter a bit when he catches your eye and you flash a smile at him (which will make u laugh but pls dont tell him that and promise him later you'll cut that out)

- afterwards he will absolutely help you pack everything back up but his hands will be a little shaky with adrenaline and it'll take u pointing it out for him to notice

- "oh uhhhhm, yeah I, uhhhhhhhhhhhhh, had too much coffee"

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[starglow-xx]

hello! may i request headcanons for chuuya having a crush on someone who's dense? like he could ask them out in the most straightforward way possible and it would still go over their head?

yes, yes of course you may!

sorry this took so long! my computer was out of commission for abt a week (or two..??)

but this is also my birthday writing piece for chuuya!! (4/29/21) i even added a small drabble thingy in addition to the hcs for the occasion hehe

from where i am, it is about fifteen minutes past midnight so it’s officially chuuya day here!!

happy birthday chuuya i love you! you deserve the whole world and everyone is willing to fight tooth and nail to ensure your happiness! we love you! 💗💗

anyways, i hope you all enjoy this! i kinda had some writer’s block but it was still a lot of fun to write! there might be some mistakes, but i’ll scan over it again later. reader is gender neutral! have fun!

chuuya having a crush on a dense! reader

nakahara chuuya x gn! reader

im cackling somebody help him

he’s frustrated bc you can’t take a hint or a thousand but he can’t even be mad bc he’s whipped

“look at you all dressed up today, wanna go out later? my treat?”

“oh really? thanks chuuya-san! you’re such a nice friend. i’ll go invite the others right now, i’ll see you later!”

“...”

fast forward to later in the evening and he finds himself at a little restaurant with the black lizard + higuchi and akutagawa

sigh

in unison all of them go, “thank you for the meal chuuya-san!” (except aku and hirotsu are quieter & and gin just a nods hehe)

“no problem” (ꐦ ´͈ ᗨ `͈ )

gin only pats him on the back in sympathy

he spends a lot of time trying to think of ways to make it absolutely and undeniably clear that he has feelings for you

he always fails

“(y/n) i like you”

“i like you too chuuya-san”

“really?”

“mhm”

“t-then will you—”

“you’re a really great friend! and superior too”

“...nevermind”

“oh were you saying something?”

“nah, just forget about it”

tachihara is laughing in the corner of the corridor

dont worry, chuuya made sure to get back at him

chuuya’s been pinning after you for years and frankly, his failed attempts to woo you has lead everyone to the breaking point

and i mean everyone

yes, even aku

hell even dazai

but dazai also thinks it’s funny, so he doesn’t mind all that much

okay bye bye dazai-san this headcanon set isn’t abt you rn

PLEASE EVERYONE FEELS SO BAD FOR HIM

they knew even if he kissed you, you still might not get it

so they decided to help him

super secret mission get chuuya and (y/n) together is a go!

they’re still working on a proper mission name, don’t mind them

they had a super secret strategy meeting!

you can bet your ass that they nearly got nothing done

akutagawa & kaiji weren’t much help, neither was higuchi, mori, or elise

tachihara nearly got killed for a thoughtless comment

“just tell them chuuya-san!”

“i already fucking did you ass!”

gin, hirotsu, and kouyou were the most helpful !!

hirotsu and kouyou both agreed on the idea that chuuya should try courting with bouquets of flowers instead of flat out asking you bc they knew you found them pretty

(even if you don���t identify as a female, flowers are for everyone no matter gender or sexuality! so let’s normalize giving flowers to everyone <33 )

gin didn’t speak but she used cards to communicate

everyone knew that you weren’t stupid (you wouldn’t have survived in the mafia if you were) but they did know that you were only stupid when it came to all this lovey dovey stuff

i mean, if chuuya gave you flowers every so often, there’s no way that you wouldn’t piece it together at some point

right...??

but kouyou assured him that even though you wouldn’t get it right away, you’d appreciate the gestures and that he’ll stand out more

she even said that if someone gave her flowers, she would appreciate it, whether or not she reciprocated their feelings

it takes guts to be so up front with your feelings after all

gin and hirotsu only nodded with her explanation

once again, this only provoked a reaction out of tachihara

“what do you know gin? i get the old man and kouyou-san, they’re grown, but you? what do you know abt courting? or flowers? what are you a girl?”

akutagawa choked on his cough, higuchi on air, and on the other side of yokohoma at the ada, dazai is cackling

yes, dazai somehow placed a listening device onto chuuya’s hat and was listening in

don’t ask how, it’s dazai

“DAZAI GET YOUR BANDAGED ASS OFF THE COUCH AND STOP LAUGHING”

anyways

the next day, chuuya did what was barely discussed and for once, things actually started to look up

until they started look to down again

at first, it actually looked like you understood his intentions after he gave you a bouquet of flowers

literally everyone was leaning against the opposite hallway you two were in and then they got excited !!

especially chuuya !

but then your expression sort of changed...??

and then in their heads they simultaneously went, “oh no”

they knew that expression

it was very familiar when you tended to friend zone chuuya

but boy let me tell you what you said next made them facepalm and or make their jaws drop

“ah, so you really are friend zoning me huh chuuya-san; what a shame, i really did like you”

LEMME TELL YOU WHEN I SAY THAT CHUUYA WAS DISTRESSED I MEAN HE WAS DISTRESSED

you liked him??

him of all people??

he wasn’t complaining, no of course not, but he still couldn’t believe it

but that wasn’t what he was really focusing on right now

what in any form or language did it say he was friend zoning you?!

flower language apparently

chuuya chose to buy the bouquet of yellow roses, pink carnations, and yellow carnations bc he thought you would appreciate the brighter colors, and so that you’d remember them better (because remembering them, meant remembering him)

but ooh boy

altogether, they meant the exact opposite message he wanted to send

someone help him pls

“you see chuuya-san, yellow roses mean friendship, pink carnations mean gratitude, and yellow carnations mean rejection; sooo in a nutshell, these pretty much say ‘thank you for being my friend, but im rejecting you”

no one can tell if tachihara is crying or wheezing

and dazai is having the time of his life

yes, he started listening in on him again

and chuuya is just stunned

like speechless and unmoving stunned

is he just bad at this whole courting/dating thing?? it’s only been one day and of it and somehow he was the one doing the rejecting??

“thank you for the flowers chuuya-san, i’ll be going now; i’ll make sure to let this affect our friendship. i’ll see you tomorrow!”

you passed by the not so subtle group of people

“tachihara-kun..?? are you alright?”

just for context, he was leaning his forehead against the wall using his forearm

again, it was hard to tell whether he was crying or wheezing

“i-im okay (y/n)-san...i think c-chuuya-san has it worse than me”

“...okay..?”

BACK TO CHUUYA

he’s still frozen poor baby

but it’s okay bc after like 5 more seconds he’s chasing you down the hallway you were walking in

kouyou, with a knowing smile on her face, ushers everyone away towards the opposite direction

she received some whines (ahem, tachihara and mori) but silenced them by summoning golden demon

but it’s okay

if they run fast enough, they can see what happens through the security cameras

chuuya caught up with you and tried to explain everything but he was exhausted

emotionally, physically (bc since when did you walk that fast??), and generally just tired with the whole situation

he just wanted to call you his; was that too much to ask??

as explosive as he can be, he can be calm and collected too

and he really did try to be that way as he talked with you but it was very difficult at the moment

the dumbfounded and confused look on your face his face twitch with annoyance and his heart started beating faster bc god you were cute

BUT THATS BESIDES THE POINT RIGHT NOW

thank goodness after what seemed like years, you finally somewhat understood what happened

you didn’t understand completely but it was something

The two of you stood in the middle of the unusually empty hallway facing each other, you with the bouquet still in hand. It was quiet as you and Chuuya assessed the situation.

You looked at him skeptically and he stared right back you with his gorgeous blue eyes.

“...So you do like me Chuuya-san??”

“Yes”

“And you were trying to court me just now, not friend zone me??”

“Yes”

You got most of your questions out of the way, but there was something that you’ve been wondering about for quite a while.

“...So you’re not gay for Dazai-san??”

“Yes, im not wait—GAY FOR DAZAI?? THAT MACKEREL??”

Chuuya did a double take. What in heavens name made it seem like he liked that suicidal maniac?? Why would he choose him if he had you?

Like he would choose him anyways; or ever consider him as a possible romantic partner.

“Oh, so you are?”

“NO! I SAID I LIKED YOU DIDN’T I?”

“Well yeah, but I thought you liked Dazai-san too. As annoying as he is, he can be quite charming—”

He was out of patience at this point (nope definitely not because you were talking about Dazai who told you that?) and just decided to kiss you.

You immediately melted into the kiss and kissed him back with the same amount of love and feeling.

Letting the bouquet fall to the ground, you wrapped you arms around his neck and his put his on your lower back and brought you closer to him. After a few more moments, the two of you broke apart for air.

The two of you, slightly out of breath, leaned your foreheads against each other and just basked in each others presence.

Chuuya looked into your (e/c) eyes and asked you just a little bit above a whisper, “Now do you get my intentions and feeling?”

You blinked at him before breaking out into a grin, “Hmm I’m not sure; do you wanna do that again Chuuya?”

The red head only blinked back at you before rolling his eyes, a smile present on his handsome features, his heart fluttering at you using his name with the honorific.

“Dumbass”

Smiling cheekily at him, you pressed a kiss on his cheek and started dragging him towards the lobby to take a walk around the building perimeter, knowing that the two of you can’t be too far from work.

The way down to the lobby was mostly in comfortable silence until you said something that made Chuuya want to bash his head against the wall.

“You know, you could’ve just told me you liked me Chuuya. It’s not like I would’ve said no.”

Once again, as the rest of the more power mafia members watch from security cameras, it is hard to tell whether Tachihara is crying or wheezing of laughter.

omake !!

The two of you just started making your way around the building when suddenly a very familiar voice came from Chuuya’s prized hat.

“Chuuyaaaa!! It was about time you stopped being a chicken, Chibi!”

Removing his hat from his head, he started yelling at it not knowing exactly where the listening device was planted.

“TEME! HOW DID YOU—”

“And (y/n)! I would congratulate you, but I think I would rather offer you my condolences. Why him?! He’s just a slimy slug. OOH OOH how would you like to join me in a double suicide?! A shame it won’t be a lover’s suicide but it’ll annoy Chuuya so I think it’ll be worth it! ”

“YOU—”

“And please don’t kiss while I’m listening in. You made me lose my appetite! And it was such a shame! I was eating crab using Kunikida-kun’s money! Do you know what you’ve cost me?!”

“DAZAI YOU PIECE OF—”

“Ah! Kunikida-kun is here! I have to go!”

You can hear something is the background that vaguely sounds like, “DAZAI YOU WASTE OF BANDAGES STOP USING MY MONEY”

“DAZAI DON’T YOU DARE LEAVE IM NOT DONE WITH—”

*Click!*

The click sound from the hat revealed that Dazai disconnected.

Chuuya twitched and glared furiously at his signature hat hating that the voice he hated the most came out of it.

“Aww, I didn’t get to talk to Dazai-san”

Chuuya whipped his head towards you, a look of mock (or real) betrayal showing on his features.

You laughed at him before taking the hat out of his hands and placing it on his head.

He shyly looked away before muttering a thanks making you smile wider. Just as the two of you were about to start walking, a small explosion erupted from his hat; it was likely that Dazai made the listening device self destruct.

“DAZAI YOU BASTARDD”

At the Armed Detective Agency, a certain suicidal maniac hid from the wrath of his current partner as he thought about the wrath his old one.

“Hmmm I wonder if Chuuya would finally stop wearing his ugly hats if I blow all of them up...”

as always, reblogs and shares are appreciated! i hope you all stay safe! and just in case nobody told you they loved you today, i love you! you are enough! <3

writing belongs to me! please do not plagiarize! the reblog button is there for a reason

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[starglitterz]

xreader Modern AU/Streamer AU HCs!!

(what the rooms that they stream in look like ehehe gonna post on my blog later)

(was also feeling extra so i animated all of it)

Xiao

his room is very dark. It's lit up by colored LEDs, stuff like that. He also probably has a light-up green glowy lightning bolt taped to his wall. also has like his yaksha mask with glowy accents from like fanmail and stuff. also related to the event request i sent, his door is probably somewhere behind him, otherwise, how would they see the reader entering his room? also only his viewers know this, but behind him, he has a shelf with various items on it. most of the shelf. has plants. it clashes with his personality, but matches with his color scheme. he used to just not sleep (poor baby drank too much monster hehe) but his S/O helps him with it <3 also has all his g-fuel on the shelf. (secretly has one of those froggo hats) tired and cranky 24/7 but still has amazing aim even if he's tired???? trying to fix his bad posture. childe called zhongli a boomer once. xiao just- snapped. who dares to insult his dear brother like that? let's just say... childe didnt last long in the next few rounds... (totally not long because im biased)

Ganyu

has a very aesthetic cozy room. When Xiao, Ganyu, and Zhongli moved in, （she was 12 and xiao was 10 , zhongli was 20 at the time, Ganyu is currently 21 , Xiao is currently 19, Zhongli is currently 29） she took her time, hanging her fairy lights, carefully placing all her comfort plushies on the shelf. She recently placed polaroids of her and her S/O in a heart shape, of course with her S/O's assistance. Helped Zhongli and Xiao decorate their rooms. (Xiao used to have those giant wall stickers yk? yeah he used to have one of spiderman, dont tell anybody) Has a neatly stacked pile of work papers. Just very aesthetic in general. def makes you hot cocoa on bad days. did a stream where her viewers spent her earnings on valentines gifts for you (awwwwww) zhongli was slightly confused when there were like 12 packages at their apartment door.

Zhongli

Very beige and vintage. He just has a lot of shelves. Like a lot lot. He collects teapots, and just interacts with chat while sipping tea. If he's lucky enough to get a donation, he spends it on new tea sets or tea that his chat chooses. But the tea set choosing has rules!! Rule 1 is no NSFW (if nsfw teacups even exist), Rule 2 is no Gore(if that even exists), and rule 3 is has to fit the budget. He also has a wishlist of tea sets he wants to get, and his viewers can donate to help him get the tea sets on his wishlist. Is very grateful for every donation he gets. Has fairy lights and a lot of different types of tea on the shelves. Also has a lot of books on the shelves. idk what else to write other than he collects tea sets and also tea.

(lost motivation and didnt draw it)

-Luca

LUCA WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS SO COOL I ADORE THIS WITH EVERY INCH OF MY BEING IDK IF THAT MAKES SENSE OR NOT BUT ITS SO EPIC ?!?!??!?!??! WAIT WAIT LEMME REPLY TO EACH OF THEM

under the cut as usual !!

FIRST OFF YOUR ARTWORK IS AMAZING OMG AKJSDKJASD I LOVE IT !!!!! AND THE FACT THAT U TOOK THE TIME TO ANIMATE IT TOO??? WE HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO STAN 😩

xiao: KJDKAJSDKJASD DONT MIND ME SCREAMING OVER GAMER XIAO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ok now that i have collected my two braincells,,, YES I AGREE ENTIRELY W EVERYTHING YOU SENT ! especially the neon lights??? mf switches the colour depending on the game hes playing and it ended up becoming a trend (also he got hired by the company he bought it from to promote them bc hes that famous - he fanboyed abt it for a day bc he was so happy AHAHA) pls i just know he does endurance stream and drinks so MUCH energy drinks that his chat is so concerned for him but the only person he listens to is his s/o <3 (side note his record is 18 hours, hes planning a 24 hour collab one that will most probably be featuring a bunch of other streamers like ganyu/hu tao/zhongli too !!) HELPPP anybody who says anything bad abt ganyu/zhongli have to prepare to lose, he literally targets them at the beginning of every val round and then claims he just happened to see them 😭

ganyu; NOOOOOOO THIS IS SO ADORABLE T_T lowk feel like ganyu is one of those streamers who mainly does like asmr & chatting/doing work w her typa streams,,, and yes her room is cute asf !!! (much like her) THE COMFORT PLUSHIES 😭 she has a special memory attached to each of them and she treasures them sm omg,,, polaroid wall !?!??! she looks gorgeous in all of them but shes only got eyes for her s/o 👀 pls imagine how surprised the s/o would be after seeing all those gifts,,, like it was zhongli's shock but multiplied by 10 LMAO and ganyu's kinda rich after her streaming success so these were some high quality asf presents HAHAHA

zhongli: LMAOO that is very much zhongli omg all his shelves are full of them !! and he def has streams where he tries different types of tea the viewers suggested to him and he judges all of them LSJDKSK but bc hes such a tea fanatic he has smth nice to say abt each one :] he's super sweet to all his viewers, and his deep voice is rlly calming omg,,, plus he gets flustered when they type out pick-up lines in the chat HAHA - but he freaks out and tells them to stop bc he ald has an s/o

PLS THE WAY THESE WERE SO CUTE <333 ty luca for sharing this omg its the best thing ever

#📧 — mail ! #luca💌 #q.xiao #q.ganyu #q.zhongli #genshin xiao #genshin ganyu #genshin zhongli #xiao x reader #ganyu x reader #zhongli x reader #genshin streamer au

[moonlit-imagines]

Headcanons for being an Avenger with a photographic memory

Avengers x reader

warnings: alcohol mention

a/n:

prompt: anonymous: “Hcs for the Avengers with reader who has eidetic memory? They just remember ever little detail about everyone there?”

you were a great asset on intelligence missions, for starters!

if data couldn’t physically be acquired, they’d send you in to gather info

“y/n, everything going okay in there?” -cap

“well, yes and no”

“what is that supposed to mean?”

“the mission is going smoothly, don’t worry...but while searching these files, i found some...unsavory images that i’ll never be able to forget”

“i don’t want to know”

remembering all the avengers passwords for all of their accounts, which is both a blessing and a curse

“y/n, what’s my instagram password again?” -tony

“man-of-iron79”

“thanks! you’re a lifesaver!”

or you could pull some REALLY FANTASTIC pranks on them by sending very questionable emails to nick fury

Dear Fury, I am afraid that I prefer the ice over this day and age. Please put me into cryosleep at your earliest convenience. Tony is exhausting and I need another long nap. Sincerely, Steve Rogers

you’d never seen fury laugh so fucking hard

cap had to change his password

but he did get a kick out of it

“hey, y/n, can you remind me to tell bucky to ‘fuck off’ whenever he comes back?” -sam

“this seems like something you would remember yourself but okay?”

“yeah, well i try to ignore him when he’s nearby. thanks.”

sometimes people forget that you’re not omnipotent, you just have a really good memory

reading up on as many SHIELD files you can get your hands onto for future missions

also bc sometimes clint and nat forget that they added very minor details into their reports and clint gets worked up when you somehow know about some miniscule fact from a mission 5-15 years ago

“how the fuck does y/n know about budapest?”

sometimes you wake up at night to find tony in the kitchen wearing nothing but underwear and you just regret getting out of bed

“i would say ‘forget this ever happened,’ but i know you wont so just keep moving”

unfortunately you remember all the “party nights” too

bad for you but also good for you

you remember all the stupid things you did while drunk, but you also hold all the cards since your teammates dont 😌 only steve and you know the truth and that’s enough

the team also likes talking to you !! abt anything !! bc wherever they leave off, they can immediately pick back up and you won’t forget a thing

tony said JARVIS is better than u

wanda!!! you’re collectively trying to figure out how to get rid of certain memories with her bc....no

the team encourages her to get rid of their most embarrassing moments from your head

“if you happen to find the time where y/n saw me slip down the stairs and, well, see my butt hit every step...could you just get rid of that please?” -bruce

“yeah, they’ve heard me sing before, we can’t have that existing in their mind” -natasha

“wait, no! please don’t get rid of those ones, they’re my favorite!” -you

“y/n’s mind, y/n’s rules” -wanda

stupid fucking quotes buzzing around your head all the time and every once in a while you mumble one to yourself and an avenger LOSES IT (esp if it’s their words)

“on va voir, motherfucker”

*steve’s jaw drops*

sometimes you randomly laugh at a vivid memory that comes up and everyone tries to guess which one

“uhhh, that time clint crushed a smoothie on his head?”

“when peter cried during patrol because he had finals the next day?”

“was it when tony choked on a blueberry?”

“natasha doing tiktok dances flawlessy?”

“what about thor kissing mjölnir?”

“oh, was it that time we caught steve listening to katy perry with tears in his eyes?”

good times, really good times

there were other...bad memories you wish you could have forgotten

casualties of battle.....failure......your own embarrassment

but at least you were a valuable member of the avengers !

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[gh0stchoir]

Rich Daishou Headcannons

Anime: Haikyu!!

Character(s): Suguru Daishou

Pronouns used: he/him

Time set point: big boy adults

Warnings?: drinking

A/n: THIS ISNT PROOFREAD CUZ I WAS BORED AND WANTED TO WRITE ABT HIM- SO SORRY FOR ANY MISTAKES

⚠️FEMALE ALIGNED = DNI OR YOU WILL BE BLOCKED⚠️

Spoiling.

HES SO FUCKING SPOILING-

“Look dear! I got you that figurine you wanted!”

“DO YOU KNOW HOW EXPENSIVE THAT WAS-“

He gets a lot of scolding <3

He just wants to spend his money on you :(

He honestly thinks it shows he loves you so much

You ever want something? He’s immediately getting it for you.

This poor love struck idiots heart is about to bust because he sees how you aren’t into him for his money like other people were

You actually love him

He cries about it on occasion <3333

Lots of fancy dinner dates

He is also the fucking king at the best gift giving holidays.

“Kuroo’s birthday is coming up, Su. He’s been wanting this new weird science thingy”

“Mhm? Oh we can just get him a card and like 10 bucks. Anyways, about this dinner I planned!”

He’s such an idiot lmao

Only likes to splurge money on you and sometimes on himself

Him being a hopeless romantic, it means he does some really cute shit

Once took you out ice skating (omg back when I had wattpad, I wrote a oneshot of Daishou and reader going on an ice skating date- PLS)

And booked out the whole rink so it was just the two of you

Him being rich, allowed him to have skated in lessons (yes I hc that he took lessons growing up)

So, it was quite amusing to watch you fall on your ass multiple times

“Oi quit laughing! This isn’t funny!”

Que you, sitting on the ice with a slightly angry pouty face

“Come, let me show you my sweet boy.” (Ohmygod I love him sm)

Whenever you plan to hang out with friends, he loves to tag along. Simply to show you off but

If it’s like a shopping trip hang out thing, oh man.

Bitch spends so much money on you

“Oh shush. I’ve been wanting to buy this new game for kenma. Now go buy you something Suguru.”

He gets all grumpy because he sometimes feels selfish buying stuff for him

Kenma is just glad he gets something out of this stupid trip

Oh god holidays with Daishou-

IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT HOLIDAY- COULD BE FUCKIN HALLOWEEN OR SOME SHIT AND HE GETS YOU A GIFT-

He uses it as an excuse

You two probably live in an expensive house/apartment

So like everything in the house is nice and shit

Y’all have a huge tank full of beautiful colorful fish

He also got a snake for y’all<3

Doesn’t matter if you hate snakes or love them, he’ll make you hold it often

He also got you a dog for your birthday

It was a australian shepherd border collie mix (that’s my favorite dog<3)

That dog is living the best life-

OHMYGOD YALLS BACKYARD?????????

LOOKS LIKE THOSE RICH PEOPLES BACKYARDS

BRIGHT GREEN GRASS?? CHECK

BEAUTIFUL CLEAN POOL?? CHECK

Late night swims if you aren’t afraid of the dark or water, or both<3

Y’all have a big ass comfy bed

He let you pick out a lot of the furniture

You wanted a big comfy bed

He honestly agreed

He’s gone for awhile for work? You have a big snake stuffie you named after him and cuddle it

He comes home to you asleep, curled against the giant stuffie

His heart melts

OHMYGOD THIS MAN AND HIS FUCKIN EXPENSIVE WINE COLLECTION?????

HONESTLY HE JUST HAS EXPENSIVE ALCOHOL

He gets drunk once or twice a week, grinning lazily on his stool in the kitchen

“Kiss meeee babyyy”

“Not until you get your drunk ass in bed.”

In the morning he’s confused why he woke up in the bathtub

“Oh, you got drunk and when I told you to go to bed, you went to sleep in the bathtub.”

He was so embarrassed LMAO

Loves to go to professional volleyball games, and get good seats with you

He rambles a lot about the game, it’s so cute pls

Y’all when to game late at night?

On the way home, he’s rambling again about the game. When he asks a question and you don’t answer, he looks next to him to see you falling asleep

You had on his jacket OHMYGID

LMAO HHDUSJSHD

He just loves you so much, and wants you to have everything you want. And he’ll do anything to make sure you’re safe and happy<3

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