#can you tell i’m paranoid

[robots-are-kinda-hot]

New romantic Sans AU entourage x reader idea (under the cut, ‘cause it’s a little long):

Reader is something similar to a creator. They’re all powerful and like to watch over their carefully crafted “canon” multiverse that they made themselves, pouring over each original ‘Verse to create the perfect Multiverse (in their eyes, at least). I’d imagine the area they reside in is similar to the void. They could interact with their Multiverse if they wanted to, but that would ruin the “canon” to them.

Something happens, and our dear Reader is thrown into a fanon Multiverse. They are stripped of nearly all of their powers, except perhaps the ability to travel AUs.

Throughout the fic, they meet all the major fanon dimension-altering sanses and slowly start to become more open to fanon. Basically going from a Miguel O’ Hara mindset to starting to like these fanon skeletons.

Unfortunately for the Fanon skeletons, Reader can’t tell if something is romantic. Ever. So even if anyone (even Reader) catches feelings, Reader doesn’t ever get to know, because they eventually get their powers back just before anything romantic can happen in the Fanon Multiverse. They say their goodbyes to all the skeletons they met along the way, and go back to their “Canon” Multiverse.

Reader’s change of heart causes them to change a few things in their Multiverse- mending things that they had unintentionally broken with their iron fist (bringing back the real Nightmare, mending a little bit of Error’s broken mind, basically “undooming” characters from the narrative.) and actually going down to meet their skeletons, face to face. They don’t magically remove everyone’s trauma- just make it possible for them to change for the better.

Now, Reader can either stay here and develop feelings for the canon-adjacent sanses, go back to the Fanon Multiverse and do the same, or go back and forth. Your choice.

#Blank’s Elaborate Fanfic Ideas (free to use) #I’m paranoid that someone will tag this as sanc/est for one reason or another (I hate sanc/est) #again this is just an idea #it’s completely free. all I ask is maybe a tag so I can go read the fic? 🥺 #I love the idea of someone so used to canon things being thrown into fanon. Probably because I tend to stick to canon for everything lol #anyway. tags #sans x reader #error sans x reader #undertale #undertale sans x reader #nightmare sans x reader #ink sans x reader #killer sans x reader #bad sanses x reader #cross sans x reader #sans AUs x reader #can you tell I don’t usually tag this much #mmmm one more #dream sans x reader #i lied #dusttale sans x reader #there. I’m done

[hiatus-queen72]

I’m really hoping I don’t look this confused all the time. I took these without posing to see what I look like and now I understand why people talk to me the way they do.

#me #cute #girl #love #selfie #fashion #photo #brown hair #blue eyes #hot #I am a little bit confused at all times I won’t lie to you #it’s just that my ears refuse to work well and I miss half of what you say and then I have to piece it together but you’ve already moved on #I promise I’m not dumb I’m on my third degree #what is your first impression from these photos comment that below #I am low key curious what people think of me #that has to be an every human thing like you can’t sit there and tell me you wouldn’t want to know peoples impression of you #either that or I’m a paranoid piece of trash which is 87% likely #I’m going to smoke weed now to sleep but I hope everyone has a fantastic night/day #I also hope that your burn out goes away and you find a 20 dollar bill in your pocket #what else can I tag #pizza because I ate that today #house because I am in one in this photo #margaritas just because I’m thinking about them #I want to go dancing guys I need a fun clubbing girls night #I wanna get drunk and pretend I’m on step up

[sarishim]

gonna take a little hiatus just to clear my head & let myself process emotions. i never can stick to these hiatuses but… i’m just so angry & betrayed about all that’s happened over the past few days. plus i just don’t want to clog the dash with my anger about all this. i feel like i’ve done it enough already.

discord below the cut & feel free to plot or message me any time. <3

#— how will you hear my words and pleas; ooc / psa. #like this shit fucking hurt. emotionally. trust-wise. idk if people are getting told/etc. #or even if people are gonna think i’m one now and who i can even trust to tell jewish stuff without getting fucking politically branded #i don’t trust drama to Not get out of hand by someone. even if it’s originally very little. #just. paranoid. shit like this never tends to end well.

[swordmaid]

shri’iia companion au where her backstory changes depending on your approval level bc she is just lying about everything

#the three things you just know about her is: 1) she’s a drow 2) she’s a paladin 3) she’s tadpoled #everything else is like ❓❓ #but also I’m like i hc she is just so out of her element and paranoid in act 1 that she has to gauge whether or not she can rely on you #hence the lies. shri’iia telling you that she also is from baldur’s gate after hearing the others say they’re from there as well #but she can’t tell you anything abt that city lol and she’ll change the subject #then if you point that out she’ll relent and say she’s actually from another small town but it’s just much easier to say that she’s from #the city bc people likes to pry abt irrelevant things 😒 and if you ask her abt her oath or if she serves a diety #she’ll say that it is a higher calling and it’s sacred work .. so she doesn’t actually answer you lol #but thinking abt shri’iia being like yes im a paladin and im very righteous. also her: a charlatan

[askamnesiamoonjumper]

hey just want to say you're really chill and fun, i wish i could be friends with you

actually, do you mind joining this discord server? its my friends group server for art and writing and stuff, i think you'd like it

here's the invite: discord.com/invite/aAEtfF7szX

-Cross

ohh sure I’ll check it out! Tho I might not be very active depending on how big it is but tysm!

#grace post #Update uh nvm I joined for a second and then left I’m sorry 😭 #The rules section said “no lgbt or furry” which I could not tell if it was a joke or not and mmmm I didn’t like the vibes I’m sorry #But we could still be mutuals if you want anon I just wasn’t digging the servers feel idk I might just be paranoid tho lol #Didn’t wanna take any chances #Unless you can come back to give some extra context that would be nice!! :) maybe i just read the room wrong

[persephonaae]

Hrm

#so like…… uh #I always feel scared? to post content I make be it fanart or cosplays of lore olympus anymore to tumblr bc like ppl bash it so much lately #when rlly it’s like super a matter of people conflating ‘media I just personally don’t like and am not into’ to being ‘problematic’ #I’ve heard every reason why people think it’s evil but like. just say you don’t like the romance genre… #it’s just supposed to be a cute and fun romance novel in webcomic format #like every claim against it on why it’s ‘evil bad’ I can refute (obviously like not just little personal ‘I don’t like this thing’ but like #@ the people who get so heated over it) #I say this also as a Greek person who has literally done a lil bit of acedemic university level research on the Homeric hymn to demeter #the comic isn’t trying to be an ~aCcUrAtE iNtErPrEtAtiOn~ it’s trying to be a romance story riffing off the concept #(not to mention people blatantly misunderstanding LO!Persephone as a character #like to the point where they’re literally just being ironic since she’s so misunderstood by a lot of people in the comic too) #(like just say you hate height differences also. as someone who is short and looks younger than I am like these people r literally just sayi #saying things that make me feel like oh so then I should never be in love bc even though I’m an adult I might not look old enough to have a #parter who’s even the same age as me bc that’s the same thing as a child w an adult. which is like. that’s already something I have always #struggled with and internalized and been paranoid about and unfortunately since I track various mythology tags I constantly get stuff like #that spewed at me and hooo boy does it make me feel inadequate #not to mention the fact that now in the comic Persephone is literally thirty years old bc there was a time skip #I get it this might not be your favorite interpretation of Demeter but it works for the context of this story #it’s not trying to be the ~canon~ Demeter. it’s trying to be functional to the story lo is telling #anywho…. nyall just let me have my silly little romance story…. not everything has to be a fight over problematic or not…. #just let me have a silly little romance story to sigh about pls….

[self-shippy]

Really sick right now so imagine your f/o(s) taking care of you while you’re sick. You barely feel like moving, let alone actually doing something, and so they’re at your beck and call, getting whatever you need quickly and happily.

Actually, since I love reading gushes in the tags of my posts, how about you tell me how else they would take care of you?

#f/o #fictional other #f/o imagines #self ship #self ship community #for me personally? #I feel like Kakyoin would stay by my side the whole day and have Hierophant retrieve whatever I needed while he plays games with me #Josuke can just heal me right away which is a little anticlimactic but useful #Leorio is a doctor which means that he’s going to be annoying about drinking water but he also knows exactly what I need even if I don’t #and Andy… well… #I still don’t know him TOO well #but I believe that he would fret over me and would be the most paranoid but in an endearing way. Sammy you can tell me if I’m right. #Or wrong. Forgot to add that to the tag.

[ezraphobicsoup]

therapy isn’t enough i need to hug every iteration of myself and tell him that it’ll be ok

#listening to in case i make it can you tell #been feeling like this a lot lately though #poor guy was so fucking afraid and paranoid of just like everything #and maybe i still am to an extent but i like myself now. not to brag but i try to believe that i’m at least pretty cool #not quite silly hours posting #like idk. everything sucks but life is inherently beautiful and i’m so glad that i’m alive even if it’s horrible sometimes

[beta-adjacent]

I have a friend that’s visiting me tomorrow and being near xir (as well as other people from that era of my life) brings up memories from when I wasn’t just young but felt like a pup. And I’ll be honest, I’m a little worried about it.

This sounds fucking insane (or maybe not bc you’ve experienced this too) but I’ve changed from a wolf —> werewolf —> human with a wolf best friend. Lemme explain: When I was younger, I was definitely just a wolf. Stupid, loud, rambunctious, I love that pup even though a lot of people struggled with me back then. When I got a little older, I found I’d grown a “human mode”; this was exciting and burdensome. I was still very much a wolf, but sometimes I was human just like all the other kids. The issue was I quickly learned that I couldn’t control when I’d be a wolf versus human, and it led to some hilariously dumb decisions. And then something just…happened. And suddenly, I just felt like I shouldn’t be a wolf anymore, promised myself I wouldn’t. So I began to train the wolf myself. It wasn’t easy, and we still fuck up a lot even today. But we’ve worked so hard that I’m not the wolf anymore; the wolf is simply beside me. He judges me, but soaks up all the attention I give him nonetheless. I think it secretly hates me, but I secretly love him, so it all balances out. I’ve tried listening to it more by doing stuff like miscecanis, but there’s no denying I still keep it on a tight leash even when I’m online or alone.

Main point I wanted to make was that my old friend wants to do things xir’s never suppressed but I have fully. Wolf things, I mean. And xe has watched my progression, saw just how I’ve changed myself. So knowing that’s something I’ll be facing really soon —that chance to not adhere to the training— is exciting for the wolf but not necessarily to me? I’m terrified. I don’t know what I’ll do tomorrow, what I’ll say, how I’ll react, and there’s no predicting the script this time. It won’t be in my control. But the last thing I want to do is back out. I need to feel tomorrow, that wolf needs to.

Umm so yea, haha. I guess if anyone’s interested (see: if what ends up happening is anything as interesting as my neurosis could conjure), then I’ll update y’all

#vent-adjacent #omegaverse #a/b/o #a/b/o blog #misecanis #this feels like it belongs on Reddit and I apologize for that #also yes part of that blurb in the middle did get a little symbolic but most of it is actual truth. I’ve Felt like a puppy or a wolf #I think that’s why I gravitated to omegaverse even when I was just a kid (and shouldn’t’ r been reading a majority of what I did) #little me with no sex drive was just like: I KNEW I wasn’t going insane! people DO have instincts like I do (albeit fictional)!!! #I love my wolf; his name is Wolf bc I’m smart and creative and lovely #he/it pronouns for Wolf ; they/them for me. and before anyone asks NO: this is definitely not DID #I think you can tell really easily by the language of this that Wolf is still Me. Wolf has no personality or life of his own. #I’m getting paranoid rererereading this lmao whatever y’all will understand and if you don’t add reply/rb

[pissfizz]

I have some morbid feeling that we’re going to get into an accident and die on this road trip

#I’m a paranoid person can you tell #ask to tag

[paintedvanilla]

daily affirmation: being mean to someone who was absolutely horrible to me on more than one occasion is not only ok to do, I should be given $6,000 to do it

#i have a class with one of the girls who went on the trip with me and she’s so FUCKING MEAN #she made fun of me for getting emotional on our last excursion #and that’s not me being paranoid like ‘ah I feel like she thought I was being silly’ she was BLATANTLY making fun of me #and she posted the most horrendously ugly picture of me on Instagram after I asked her please not to #and she was like ‘I think this is such a cute silly photo of you’ when I was literally almost bonking the camera lens with my face #i looked cross eyed and like a fucking idiot. i know she did it to make fun of me. and I asked her not to post it online #and she posted it anyways #i was fucking mortified #and one of the other girls on the trip gets so defensive of her like ‘well she’s actually really insecure about how she treats people’ #‘she knows she can be mean sometimes she doesn’t mean it’ #ok. that means absolutely nothing to me. #why doesn’t she tell me that herself? why is she outsourcing to a third party to tell me there should be no consequences for her actions? #and then continuing to be cruel to my face? #that doesn’t work for me. so now I am going to be just as cold back. #ugh it’s a creative writing class too so she’s going to be reading what I’m writing and judging it 😭😭 #op

[seaglassdinosaur]

Ron said there was a sixty second window of suggestibility, yes?

That’s the exact amount of time it takes for Reagan to read the script and give her heartfelt emotional speech about how much she loves him.

Who’s to say that second part doesn’t stick with him same as the Martin Higgins identity?

#Reagan/Ron shippers this is how we can still win #I’m thinking end of season three or through season four we introduce the idea that someone is kinda. looking into Reagan. #and Reagan - she’s got her team life is how it is at Cognito #but this new implied threat - it’s weird because they don’t actually exist? it’s hard to track them down #it’s like they’ve done this paranoid conspiracy work before #it’s Ron we all know it’s Ron - but he’s Martin now #that’s who he is but he just has the faintest echos of memories bc of what he heard Reagan say #and it wasn’t a big deal but it’s like a little lapse of memory. a lyric you can’t place to a song. #Martin wasn’t gonna care or think of it much but then he sees Reagan… maybe on the news? something? #and he goes ‘oh. that’s her. she’s the person.’ #what happens next? for the sake of his arc I think he and Reagan talk. and she tells him just enough. #she explains ‘you worked somewhere like here. and you weren’t happy. you wanted to leave #I cared - care - about you and so I helped you set up a new life.’ #and through this Martin recognizes he wouldn’t be happy going back. and he wouldn’t be happy as Ron again. He has what he came for #he knows who Reagan is and he sees her as a good person to leave the world to. #and he doesn’t need much more than that. #it’s probably bittersweet parting. Reagan probably asks him if he sleeps well at night (he does) #and they part ways #the other ending is where he and regan start dating again - he’s just a normal dude boyfriend but #I don’t think that fits his arc #look. look. I just want a little more Ron content: Please. #that’s it the end #inside job #inside job netflix #my post #reagan ridley #ron staedtler

[manforsale]

How about trouble with the ladies? 🙈 any advice for someone who’s hopelessly smitten with someone like i think it’s pretty mutual except she’s told me several times she’s not interested in a relationship. Not in refferense to me but like in refference to some dude who hit on her. Ah yeah i also have like no interest in being like fwb with her it’s just not my thing. Kit’s sliwburn or budduies all the way bby

Yeah that’s easy! Bottle up every feeling you have inside until you inevitably implode 😌😉 make sure to hit that like and subscribe

Honesty Hour, Ask me anything! Nothing will go unanswered

#ask game #I’m totally kidding um I guess the best thing I could tell you to do is talk to her about it? bc like keeping stuff like this to yourself- #can start making you paranoid. i speak from experience and sometimes I wish I did have the guts to say what I was feeling although it’s hard #her saying she doesn’t want to be in a relationship with that guy could also be a hint? idk anything about romance I’ve never been in one #so I might not be the best person to ask #thanks for the ask!!! #anon #ask

[milkymooshi]

Came home to find my bedroom lights on and got so paranoid in my car bc I thought my mom was in my room waiting for me bc she found my weed stash 💀💀💀 it was just my brother installing the blinds our mom bought from Macy’s 💀💀 crisis avoided

#i would actually die #I would never come home if my mom ever found the stash #also I use an empty soda can as a makeshift ashtray and I just leave it by my window bc I never expect anyone in my room #BC ITS MY ROOM #but anyway if you really took a close look and smell you can tell #shaking crying throwing up #I can wait to move out and have my weed wherever I want it bc being paranoid sucks and I’m lazy #moo.txt

[comixandco]

omg not my mum interrogating my brother about his school emotional support sessions and telling him to be careful what he tells them and that he should be worried about her getting into trouble like ma’am i live with you you’ve literally not done anything why are you acting like him talking about his life will get you arrested

#comix rambles #personal #me: wow i wonder why i always feel super scared and clam up whenever i have to talk about my feelings? #mum verbatim: aren’t you worried about what you say to the teachers i’m worried about what you say to your teachers why are your teachers #asking about me what have they said #they were writing/drawing books about themselves. fred wrote about mum’s job. the teacher asked some follow up questions #it’s not even therapy! it’s just some wellness sessions because mental health is on trend rn #and. and i can not stress this enough. she Hasn’t Done Anything. and nothing he says even out of context would be enough for the school to #contact her or social services. but she’s so fucking paranoid about it that she’s pushing it onto him it’s so frustrating #i’d tell him ‘hey. say whatever you want during those sessions as long as it’s the truth. that’s what the sessions are for’ but he would #immediately rat me out to her and then she’d get angry at me for ThReAtEnInG hEr JoB like. it’s not under attack babes. calm down.

[www-pinkhearse]

Trying to get back to regression is so weird I’m supposed to be feeling calm rn but The Horrors

#☝️most paranoid guy to ever paranoid #how am I supposed to relax when I’m the girl anachronism #you can tell from the cracks in my thighs and the bath full of flies that I’m not the carefulest of girls