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slainwazslain · 7 months
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Top ten concerts I would trade my soul to go to
Cavetown
I love cavetown so much. Like oml literally listen to any song and its just like you picked the purest ripest fruit from the tree of music, put it into a juicer and drank it. He's that good. If I was pink panther and I finally got that pink diamond or whatever and someone said I could give that diamond thing to go to his concert just ONE time, I'm kissing that diamond goodbye. I love cavetown to much. Go listen to Frog. Maybe even the acoustic version.
2. Splatoon Live
Oml I don't care if they're holograms they're real to me, okay!
Even though the words are absolute gibberish the songs are absolute bangers.
You're a squiiiiid now you're a kidddddd nowwww you're a squid you're a kid you're a squid you're a kid y-
3. Melanie Martinez
Go stream portals now. That's the explanation.
4. Miku
Wait what do you mean it's a hologram! Anime girls are real!!!!!
5. Lady Gaga
Fame monster is so good. Back to back hit after hit. You hand me the aux and I'm playing something out of Fame Monster.
Ok thanks byeeeeeeeee 💗
Drink water and go eat your favorite food bc you deserve it.
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rikkisdreams · 8 months
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skrunksthatwunk · 3 months
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the debate continues (pt 1) but kurama gets called in
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bonus under the cut (ft hiei):
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gay people
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#can you tell i'm much more used to drawing hiei and kurama? lol. i just love their hair sm like.. mwah#anyway idek if this is funny but here's more of it ig#also i just typed 90s yaoi cover into google so i know nothing about that image or its source material so like. open to fun facts ig#yyh#yu yu hakusho#kuwameshi#kazuma kuwabara#kurama#shuichi minamino#hiei#anyway kuwameshi bi4bi moment and i think about the discovery of that a lot. also yusuke's nb to me so im picturing another side of this#where yusuke's like oh man... maybe i AM the girl??? but for gender reasons and not like. relationship dynamic or uke/seme reasons or whatv#also poor kuwabara. that's not going to help you very much i think. he's gonna believe in the yaoi hole :(#skrunkart#thinking about how kurama uses telepathy when he's first introduced and kind of never again after that?? anyway that's what going on in tha#hiei extra fyi#kuwabara kazuma#minamino shuichi#idkkkkk#hoorayy anyway so like. yusuke and kuwabara here like each other so much but don't know what that makes them (bi in this case) bc of the#past interest in girls. like they both have been into girls but they feel so strongly about each other they can't just ignore it. so they'r#like shit i guess we're gay now. and that doesnt fit right but what else could it be? and also they have like zero accurate knowledge of#queer people and queerness. very 'completely trusts an am i gay quiz' moment to me#they don't know where to look besides yaoi and that's Not For Them so that doesn't work. confusing times for kuwameshi i spose#plus kuwabara spirit sensitivity = gaydar in this case#a little tiny tiny kurahi in there. to me :)
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moeblob · 10 days
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Sorry I forgot Hanneman suggested Byleth undress after they show up with a different hair color. And I miss Hanneman. And also while swapping between Houses and Hopes and seeing Hanneman pop up to help in a Hopes paralogue is just devastating since he doesn't ever actually join you at all and I am denied my old man rights.
So I had to draw this. Thank you for understanding.
#fe three houses#byleth#hanneman von essar#i like that Byleth just kinda stares at him and he realizes WHAT HE SAID and the implications and is like#step back uh forget that I said that#like man so zoned in on research he blurts that out and has to backtrack mentally to AH socially bad to say that my bad#if i need to tag this as anything lemme know even though it is a conversation in game basically (minus the marriage)#also if you have never married hanneman i genuinely enjoyed his s support and was VERY surprised and hes just#honestly one of my favorites overall in 3h ?? and im still bummed i cant play as him in thropes like thats just mean#also i think if byleth was like oh well if its awkward to see someone undress randomly#then marriage would solve the awkwardness this is truly the best deduction#which is really funny that i can see it happening with both leths despite my hc of them#with fyleth as bi and myleth as ace i think both would just be like AH cool we can avoid awkwardness by marriage#and hanneman just wants to go lie down in a ditch because he said something like that#and and byleth doesnt even know about religion while working at church school they dont know about school regulations#that wasnt really on their mind to check ok just saying you could tell byleth no to something#and then they just go oh school policies i understand unfortunately#and the person is like no we just meant its frowned upon to do archery practice in the tea garden its not technically illegal just dont??
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the-knife-consumer · 11 months
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Can you people be fucking normal over her. Please💔
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wis-art · 7 months
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Women, so pretty, so shaped, i am so lesbian,,,
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twilleansparks · 11 months
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More bi4bi Goldenlight 💕💜💙
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This may or may not be have been made partly to spite a certain biphobe on my last drawing if you know what I mean 👀
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laismoura-art · 3 months
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🌸🌸 The Order of Cetrion: The Protectors of Life and Virtue 🌸🌸
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I was thinking. It is a bit sad that we know nothing about Harumi's clan.
BUT, as Harumi is my main girl and making AUs and Headcanons for her has become a second nature, I thought, "Oh, well! Why not create a clan for her myself? :D"
And thus came: The Order of Cetrion!
Hear me out!
It is canon that Harumi has connections with the Umgadi, so two possibilities came to mind:
The Shirai family came from Outworld.
Their matriarch was a Umgadi who was unsatisfied with their chastity rules and fled to Earthrealm to build something of her own.
She married an Earthrealmer, and so came the first generations of Shirai in Earthrealm.
But I like this one better:
The Shirai are originally from Earthrealm, and for generations, the Grandmistresses, the matriarchs of the Shrai family, have led their clan in defence of Earthrealm (though in a smaller scale in comparison to the Lin Kuei).
They were requested by Lord Liu Kang to participate in the Mortal Kombat on behalf of Earthrealm.
The current Grandmistress herself volunteered as champion and won the tournament!
Her skills did not pass unnoticed by the leader of the Umgadi, who, with the permission of her Queen, Sindel, invited her to stay longer and exchange skills.
Every generation of Grandmistress-to-be was invited to visit Outworld and train with the Umgadi before they could take on their role as head of their clan.
The latest Grandmistress to be invited by the Queen was Harumi Shirai. She was trained by the Umgadi leader at the time, Li Mei.
Harumi trained along two Outworlders named Tanya and Jade and a fellow Earthrealmer named Suchin. They became good friends!
Now, you must be wondering, "Why the Order of Cetrion?"
I imagine Liu was initially taken aback by the idea of bringing Cetrion back, given her corruption and deception. However, Liu considered that if there's one thing that can corrupt, it is fear.
Cetrion feared her mother and the consequences of going against her designs.
But now. Now Kronica was gone, and Cetrion had nothing to fear! There were no secret designs and no sacrifices to be made.
The Goddess of Virtue was free. Free to be virtuous and free to fight for life!
She became a much more active goddess, making actual efforts to protect Earthrealm. She felt joy like never before!
The Shirai were not the first to worship her. But were the first to offer to build a clan of warriors in her name and aid her in her mission to defend Earthrealm.
In exchange for their services, Cetrion gifted them with the most prosperous lands, one their could grow any sort of plant (even the outworldly ones) at any time of the year, so the Shirai could develop and spread their herbalist skills!
The Shirai Gardens are well known for being guarded by magical (poisonous, hallucinogenic) plants!
Another good question you may have is: "Are only women allowed?"
Yes. Much like the Umgadi, only women are allowed to become warriors of Cetrion.
However, men are allowed into the clan if they are to marry one of the warriors!
When a man wishes to marry one of Cetrion's warriors, he must first prove himself worthy of her!
He must go through a trial by combat and face the Grandmistress herself. It is not expected that the man defeats her, just that he fights and persists. Only then, it is proved how willing he is to become hers.
Kuai Liang was named honorary Cetrion warrior when he was merely a boy, perks of being Harumi's best friend. However, it did not free him from the trials!
Kuai Liang fought the Grandmistress Harumi Shirai, and through every flaming punch, he made clear how much he wanted to be hers!
2 years later, another warrior fought for her hand, the first Shirai Ryu Initiate, Hanzo Hasashi!
The warriors were allowed to have as many partners as they desired as well as date among themselves. The Grandmistress performed the trials as well as the weddings!
Only someone above the Grandmistress could perform her wedding, so Harumi invited her former teacher, Li Mei, to perform the ceremony.
Her brother-in-law Tomas walked her down the aisle.
Due to... family issues, Bi-Han did not participate her and Kuai's first wedding.
But by the time of their second wedding, he was in a much better place and agreed to walk both her and Kuai down the aisle.
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Hey! You made it to the end!! So, thoughts? Questions? Suggestions?
Please, invite me to talk more about my girl!👀👀🩷
Tagging the gang for more brainstorming: @mikka-minns @thedragonholder @dinainsun @gwenthefirecracker
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satans-knitwear · 11 months
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The Tshirt Ever.
My links
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mblue-art · 5 months
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ough,,,, you givb me lust brainrot,,,,,,, hes jbust a littol guyTM,,,,
-juni
HECK yeah 🫶🫶🫶 good thoughts, i hope ! he deserves to be appreciated 💜
mme whne,when lust sans does anything that's so very him
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suja-janee · 10 days
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Listen… I’m not trying to turn this into a lord shen simp blog but the universe is testing my strength and will every. single. day.
#evil bird makes my simple brain happy#I literally just commissioned some one to draw my human Shen design#I’m so excited you have no idea#art of my ocs? 🥱 ART OF MY HUMAN LORD SHEN?? 🤩🤩🥹🥹🙌🙌#no guys I’m not a normie I do draw his original bird design too 🙄#I just suck at drawing animals and I’d hate to subject you all to that#I really can only somewhat draw birds and lizards#and the whole lizard thing is because I have three geckos and a bearded dragon so I constantly see them#I’m hoping this phase will die out soon cause I literally just got into mortal kombat December of last year#I try to let my obsessions last a year if I can help it- I don’t like to move on too fast#except for South Park… that was like two months#then I stopped drawing I cause weirdos were asking me to make ship content…#OF FUCKING 4TH GRADERS#LISTEN MAN the South Park main cast… they’re fourth graders#ain’t no reason you should even be INVESTED in shipping them#like sure puppy love is okay- it’s sweet and innocent it’s a kid thing#but if you are actively invested in shipping South Park kids you are a weirdo-#I wouldn’t touch you with a 39 and a half foot pole#but yeah I’m not trying to leave mortal kombat- mostly bi han content but whatever- so quickly#I just have a bad habit of getting obsessed with bratty male characters that you probably can’t fix#bi-han.. lord Shen.. iguro obanai..#Roy Harper.. hakuryuu ren.. senbonzakura- yes byakuya zanpakto I was OBSESSED with him#I just saw a dude with long hair and a bad attitude and was like ‘oh word?’#I took a personality test and apparently because I like all these characters it means I don’t like my dad#which is true actually… I don’t like that man. self righteous pain in my ass#but yeah you may see like a few more lord shen posts? then I’ll stop#cause I dunno man- some people been asking me for some… weird shit that I don’t wanna draw#and it’s like.. yeah I guess if Shen is human in the art it’s okay#but if you’re simping for the actual peacock then I really don’t know what to tell you#I one of you mfs ask me for a Shen body pillow again im gonna start breaking dinner plates istg
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givemeunicorns · 3 months
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I feel some some straight women need to get a little more comfortable with the idea that sometimes bisexual men ARE visibly queer and you can be attracted to that as a cis straight women so maybe it's not necessary to pitch a fit when people point out he's written as bisexual and take it as an insult because you still have the internalized idea that bisexuality is just being like...Diet Gay
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mariatesstruther · 7 months
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has anyone wrote a fic where tommy comes out to ellie yet
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angelsdean · 1 year
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im just saying things this morning but i really do love an insane queerbait over canon-right-out-the-gate “representation” characters with labels slapped on them and playing into the most outrageous stereotypes on purpose with the blandest storylines and boring perfect non-problematique lukewarm love interests. like WHERE is the tension WHERE is the 12 yr slow burn WHERE is the complex layering of Issues and Disorders resulting in the most nuanced bisexual man on television precisely because they never intended him to be queer in the first place but accidentally turned the dial up on their sexist funnyguy ladies man too far that it looped over into overcompensation and their 2005 lol gay jokes kept going on beyond funny and the actorman playing him made Choices like looking flustered, uncomfortable at being called out for being too butch and looking aroused and interested in every man place in front of him but especially thee gay angel to the point where said actor somehow made his EYES DILATE and then they told us WE were insane for seeing all of that and oh they started writing it as a romance anyway but were thwarted by the network and others over and over and well anyways, it’s just so delicious and fun but maybe that’s just bc i love theories and puzzles and figuring stuff out and putting things together and connecting dots and also my headcanons and opinions are more important than anything canon could say so idc if i get queerbaited for 50 yrs i’m on another level of existence, living gloriously in the subtext and knowing the Truth. anyways there will never be another ship like destiel 
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wontshaveforu · 4 months
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“you can’t tell who’s a lesbian irl” maybe YOU can’t. but i’m here making eye contact with butches who walk towards me on the sidewalk and we are communicating with each other telepathically.
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artsaveo-o · 1 month
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Happy valentines day!
Whole thing is based on the veela scene from @leahrocky / @dracoandthehounds 's draco malfoy and the fall of icarus (or eleanor capulet and the abandoned plans)
The whole series is great ngl so if u wanna check it out
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