#can’t log in

[faeymouse]

That cursed cat Alastor thing going around is too good, it has me posting messy meme pseudoWIPs like I’m not a chronic perfectionist

Anyway, I’m desperate to know if cursed cat Alastor still owns Husk’s soul and if so, how he holds his cane? A close second was gonna be the microphone dangling from around his neck like a cowbell, but readable silhouettes won out

#faey draws #hazbin hotel #cursed cat alastor #husk (hazbin hotel) #alastor (hazbin hotel) #if you’re not on twitter i can’t describe to you what a chokehold this cat has on that site right now #it’s something you just gotta log on and experience in a confused but delighted haze #love the idea that people who have no clue about hazbin hotel are gonna be introduced to it via a cat version of character that’s a deer

[bluescreen-menchii]

I can’t log into my tumblr acc on my computer for some reason 🥲

#please I just wanna make a dumb looking theme #it’s important for this stupid webcomic I have planned #can’t log in #is this my fault #who knows

[mabbbish]

wonderful day to remember ninjago has a canon highschool au

#mad as hell i posted this like two days ago and tumblr ate it then logged me out of my acc???? #lloyd has dyed blue hair inspired by mr snail dood inspired by that one ninjago scriptwriter that said he would btw. if you even care #anyway there are many scenarios buzzing in my noggin about gaps in the movie i’m filling them all with hcs #like i am so sure nya could go into service or social work or law or security because shes a genius when it comes to laws and rights #but she has anger issues and she hates authority so she can’t get a job anywhere #that’s why she loves being a ninja!! #plus her steel cap boots are for stomping on people!!! #hate zane’s characterisation in the movie it’s creepy asf in this he’s just everyone’s favourite lab partner #anyway more hcs in art cominbb soon #ninjago #the lego ninjago movie #tlnm #lego ninjago #lloyd garmadon #ninjago lloyd #ninjago jay #ninjago nya #kai smith #nya smith #ninjago kai #ninjago cole #ninjago zane

[thebaratie]

BANG x2!

#one piece #black leg sanji #sailors log #redraw of an old piece from my main! #can’t believe the original is already almost 2 years old #thanks everybody who’s stuck around :] #the original suddenly got so many notes last night.. left this in the drafts too long I guess

[marisatomay]

happy 108th anniversary to franz kafka’s diary entry noting the beginning of world war i

#he’s my silly rabbit<3 #yes yes it’s 108 not 118 i can’t type argue with a log

[lunarblazes]

secretkeeper’s log: session 1

grian: make 3 bad jokes and get NO laughs

status: completed; “we could’ve had the boo-geyman” to skizz, “i’m going to stick around” to mumbo, “lichen subscribe” to cleo, tango, and skizz (for some reason he thought he had to do 5 jokes)

bigb: dig a big hole. all the way down. at least 3x3. make it your base if you want.

status: completed(?); dug a 3x3 hole down until he hit a dripstone cave and couldn’t figure out how to continue. oddly, b’s task was written on a red scroll and worded differently to the others.

cleo: build your base directly above another player’s above ground.

status: completed; built a base over lizzie’s cherry wood protection hut

tango: get scar to talk about star wars for 90 seconds.

status: completed; talked to scar about ahsoka tano’s origins

skizz: don’t be further than 10 blocks from geminitay for ten minutes. one attempt only.

status: completed; stood near gem and confused impulse and scott atop cherry hill

jimmy: break 5 crafting tables while they are being used.

status: completed; broke mumbo’s crafting table 3 times, impulse’s crafting table 1 time, and skizz’s crafting table 1 time.

etho: collect 4 beds without being caught and place them on a shrine.

status: completed; took grian’s bed placed in etho’s base, mumbo and bdubs’ bed from their respective bases while they were arguing, and took cleo’s bed while they were fighting with skizz and tango

lizzie: write a poem about another player and read it to them.

status: completed; written for and read to joel

joel: plug the life merch at the worst possible times to other players at least 4 times.

status: completed; promoted to scar and jimmy whilst being attacked by a baby zombie, to cleo whilst jumping a ravine, to mumbo whilst luring two creepers towards him, and to the cherry collective whilst luring another creeper towards their camp

mumbo: make a pun at every opportunity in a 5 minute conversation, minimum of 3 successful puns.

status: completed; he found grian, what do you expect. it was way longer than 5 minutes

pearl: get 3 players to gift you their heart.

status: completed; gifted by lizzie (in exchange for a bone), etho (in exchange for a heart), and jimmy (in exchange for a shield)

scott: build your base directly and obnoxiously attached to someone else’s.

status: completed; attached a parasitic growth of a cabin to gem’s cherry house

gem: convince someone to take a leap of faith and make sure they take no damage.

status: completed; convinced lizzie to dive into water for a pumpkin, built a diving board atop cherry hill

martyn: build an identical base to another player.

status: completed; replicated lizzie’s base near the mounders

scar: call people anything but their username for at least 30 minutes of the session.

status: failed; called mumbo his name, then revealed his task to grian and mumbo

challenge task: come up with a nickname for another player and convince 2 other people to use it.

challenge status: completed; convinced mumbo and tango(/skizz?) to call grian “the light of the server”

bdubs: make your base deeply uncomfortable to use and look at.

status: completed; bdubs’ upside down house started a trend and also looks horrible, it is so hard to get into, and is tiny

impulse: make cherrywood your entire identity.

status: completed; convinced gem he likes cherry wood now, made a pink boat, handed out cherry saplings across the server, etc., he sure Did It

#secret life smp #secret life #slsmp #secretkeeper’s log #gonna try and do this every session for those who can’t watch all thebeps! #and also for easy fic reference lol

[tenderanarchist]

I just found this old picture of my cat when we first got her as kids

So scrunkly 🥺

#cats #cute #jellybean is a grumpy old lady now but I can’t get over how she looked as a kitten #captain’s log #nostalgia

[pommunist]

With everything we learned during these past 24 hours, I hope that as the QSMP moves forward and implement the changes Quackity talked about, we, the audience can keep in mind a few things :

-Be kind and be patient with the admins, especially those in the roleplaying and writing department. Sure, some things have been frustrating as a viewer, but we know that they are very hardworking and didn’t have much control on the way some things happened.

-Listen when some communities use their voices to raise constructive criticism about issues that they think the server face. Things cannot improve if people don’t have the space to point out problems without facing hate.

I truly hope things will improve, that the admins can work in better conditions and have the efforts and love they put in the project be recognised. This can only bring positive change for everyone’s experience with the QSMP, including ccs and viewers.

#qsmp #qsmp discourse #i just CANNOT believe people were out there saying some egg admins didn’t log in enough #or that the lore admin team sucked bc blablabla when they couldn’t do much with the power they had #can’t believe i had to see people trash on the brazilian and french community #saying we would always complain for nothing #hope this will also be a lesson for the audience to chill and think

[hilsonisthecure]

wilson will always put house first

#do you see how wilson is looking at house?? #this is making me insane i can’t with them every time i log on i feel more and more insane #talk about him #spending christmas with house #and undergoes chemo for HOUSE #and lied to the cops and lies to tritter and would rather go to JAIL so house doesn’t have to #house md #hilson

[nobodysdaydreams]

WIP and Published Fics Ask Game (reblog to play and feel free to drop the emojis/questions in the ask box!)

Questions about WIPs:

🥰 a fluff WIP snippet

😂 a funny or crack WIP snippet

😭 angst or sad WIP snippet

🤩a WIP snippet about or with dialogue from ________ [name of a character]. If you don’t have one for that character, choose someone else!

❓ any WIP snippet you want!

Questions about published fics:

📖 a published snippet from _________ [published work of theirs you haven't had read yet, but are curious about]

😔published lines or a section of a fic that was super sad, angsty, or difficult to write?

😍 published lines or a section of a fic that you loved writing?

🎁name a published gift fic someone has given you that you love and can't recommend enough (be sure to tag the author. Or if you don't have an AO3 or haven't been gifted a fic, what kind of fic would you like to be gifted?)

🤔 ____________? [ask the author a question about any of their published works, such as what the writing process was like, what their favorite fic is, or what character they like writing about].

#So I did do some sos writing #Like. A lot #But nothing publishable because I still can’t figure out how to break up the chapters until I draft out the entire next section #to see how it looks #so I figured why not do an ask game? #I’ll logout for the day and log back this evening to check in and answer any asks #And feel free to reblog if you wanna play too! #ask game #Bods ask game #wip #wip game #wip ask game #fanfic ask game #fic ask game #ask games

[captainkaltar]

Tholos of Athena

Delphi, Greece

Photos by me, October 2022

#Delphi #tagamemnon #Greece #Ancient Greece #Athena #Hellenic Polytheism #Captain Kaltar’s Personal Log #I miss Greece So much and can’t wait to go back

[theminecraftbee]

[writing found in a floating temple belonging to an unknown player on a distant server. while there were no signs of life in the temple, there were signs of life in the caves below it, including some rusted armor sets, complicated machinery overgrown by birch saplings, and a small robot with a tag on it that read “lil buddy” and a battery clutched in one of its claws. despite all attempts, researchers could not find the portal that is normally found by those players taken in by the vault gods, though given the presence of an altar, it is certainly nearby, and the area has been quarantined until that portal’s location can be ascertained.]

I asked Idona to save me the other day.

It feels fickle; it feels like the sort of thing I only said because that’s what one ought to say to gods, when they want something from them. “Save me, Idona.”

They did no such thing, but I didn’t expect them to. I knew them when they still demanded blood sacrifice; now that they merely demand challengers at their altar instead of anything so obvious as the blood of their enemies, it can be easy to forget how malicious they had once seemed. It’s easy to forget that asking things of them had once ended poorly.

Perhaps that’s the Paradox that they are showing me; I had asked Idona to save me because within that Paradox, they would build a mine. That a blood god now offers mines and blacksmiths to me instead, in a place I can design to access myself—well, it’s easy to forget how I once knew them.

It’s easy to forget how often their challenges killed me once, too, back before I knew the trick to finish them quickly. The Gods had seemed just as cruel and capricious as always when I’d simply failed to find enough of the chests they’d laid out and they punished me by causing my health to steadily fade away.

That rarely happens anymore.

You see, yesterday, I killed a wither with a single hit from my javelin and a single hit from my sword. As I flew home, a nether star clutched in my feelers, I felt very little. It was hardly a challenge compared to the vaults; I don’t know why I’d expected more.

The gods have challenged me; I have risen to that challenge. I sweep through vaults, their minders at the side of my head, until I find their altar to bow at, find their altar to make promises of being the challenger they’re looking for at. I know the tricks to find my way around a vault, after all. I spend more time there than the overworld.

I wonder if I’m becoming arrogant, actually.

Even without my armor or sword, I’m too strong for the endermen I used to accidentally release from my farms. I hit them once and they die; if the punch doesn’t work, a javelin or a cast spell will. With the endermen, it’s fine.

With my parrots or dogs—

I have Lil Buddy now. He can’t die because I’m not meant for the overworld anymore, I don’t think.

I wonder if that, too, is the Paradox. The gods are gifting me unlimited power. I step into a vault I have designed myself, under their guidance, and I pull untold riches from it every time. The gods are gifting me strength, which I can call from an altar at any time. No threat can step near me without either being poisoned or scratched by the strength of my blade.

But I have not had a pet that is not made of metal in—I don’t know how to count days any longer. Time passes strangely inside of vaults. It is Wendarr’s trickery. I simply know I haven’t since I was level 70, and that feels like ages ago.

That’s about when I realized perhaps I am untouchable to that which I want, too.

Maybe I should ask Idona to save me for a reason that was not me, desperately trying to seek out their altar for jewels I hardly need these days; maybe I should ask Idona to save me from sacrificing more than I can give.

I know them, though. I’ve known them since they’ve demanded blood.

They won’t.

And one day, I will give them everything, and I will thank them for it. The one god that even they worship above all others, after all, is greed, and that is an altar I cannot simply stop going to.

#vh talk #vh logs #vault hunters #a bee fic #I was playing vault hunters tonight and DID ACTYALLY SAY ‘save me idona’ #and it was a joke but it made me think #so here! some fanfic of my level 95 sona realizing that they are untouchable these days for better or worse. #me realizing that I am currently REALLY USED TO being a late-game rpg player that deals ~150 damage an attack with regularity #me realizing how untouchable that makes me to. anything that can’t punch through 115 armor points and like 300 DPS #late-game vault hunters is wild man.

[toothbrushfingers]

Dadcup Appreciation

#so precious #i can’t #😭 #httyd #how to train your dragon #httyd fandom #httyd movies #hiccup haddock #hiccup #httyd 3 #thw #httyd thw #the hidden world #hiccup horrendous haddock iii #dadcup #zephyr haddock #nuffink haddock #zephyr and nuffink #snoggletog log

[nappingpaperclip]

I’m really really sick and tired of seeing children being brutally killed. The trans panic about “making bathrooms ‘safer’ for cis people” has just made going to the bathroom, existing in public, and existing at all incredibly dangerous for trans people and especially trans people of color

The world feels so relentlessly cruel right now and every day I wake up I bare witness to more and more innocent people being murdered, violently and without justice

Why do people only start caring once we have been killed?

Rest in Power Nex 💔 I wish you could have grown up and gotten to experience the community and support you deserved. We will never forget you.

#I can’t stop crying and I’m so exhausted and heartbroken I’m so sick of seeing children from already vulnerable communities made more and #more vulnerable until they are brutally killed #Nex Benedict #transgender #rest in power #justice for nex benedict #justice for nex #.txt #I think I’m going to log off for awhile ☹️

[blueberryspyder]

The worst thing about getting into a fandom long after the source material has ended is that you literally cannot look for fanfiction EVER because it’s ALL SPOILERS

#catch me out here flipping my desk over because I can’t read Rusty Quil Gaming fanfic #i can’t always listen to podcasts! as much as I want to! #but I have no supplemental content in the mean time that won’t spoil it!! #so instead I’m stuck in my own head making a self insert like the dork ass loser I am #I’ve drawn art and everything #screams in agony #rusty quil gaming #RQG #if anyone in the fandom sees this please talk to me I have no one to talk to about this LOL #I’m SUFFERING #captain's log

[pillowmoment]

Every day i am thankful for the pikmin 3 Olimar Voyage log videos because i am blessed with pictures like these

shocked louie frame my beloved

Edit: scared louie is my discord pfp now

#pillow activities #Pikmin #pikmin 3 #louie pikmin #he is creeping.. #He got a little spooked #Louie is so funny in the voyage log videos in almost every single one he is getting the shit beat out of him #And then in the last one idk it’s just funny #Though i can’t tell if his scared reaction is because of the noise in the background or because his name was said? #Idk maybe i’m just stupid in that regard i can’t tell why he’s creeping over and then becomes the shocked scareder